Vampire Sisters Save You...! 🧛🏻‍♀️✨[AUDIO RP]

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  • @Arla9045
    @Arla9045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    the sisters: "How did you get your wounds?"
    My head: *Vampire hunting*
    Me: "Uhm... I fell..."

    • @Bubbalove007
      @Bubbalove007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      “I fell down some stairs”

    • @jeremysorejian
      @jeremysorejian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What no you didn’t you were ....

    • @diobrando5501
      @diobrando5501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@jeremysorejian shut it before we throw you down a flight

    • @qthedisaster1730
      @qthedisaster1730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@diobrando5501 *Already pushed them down the stairs*
      Uhhh was I supposed to wait?

    • @jeremysorejian
      @jeremysorejian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wyatt & Morgan Co. *grabs you by the arm* your coming with me

  • @bulldowozer5858
    @bulldowozer5858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Older Sister: "You wounds weren't serious, but they could get infected"
    ALSO Older Sister: "We basically saved your life"

    • @vankisha
      @vankisha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I guess infection could kill you (?)

    • @mataco7073
      @mataco7073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tetannus?

    • @ceanuceanuceanuceanuceanuc4320
      @ceanuceanuceanuceanuceanuc4320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vankisha according to Rimworld untreated infections will definitely kill you

    • @mataco7073
      @mataco7073 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Monarch06-24 non't?

  • @randomrants148
    @randomrants148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would protect these characters at all cost. Even it means my death. I feel like going all big brother mode for these characters.

  • @makotoyuki8690
    @makotoyuki8690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh...... two vampires.....
    *YOU THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD HAVE A JOJO REFERENCE, BUT* you are absolutely right.
    *I REGRET MY HUMANITY, NARUKAMI!*

  • @soldier660
    @soldier660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    How are you feeling ?
    Me: garbage
    girl: he he thats very good.
    Oh ok...

    • @zlaxxi
      @zlaxxi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      that's a perfect reaction from shalltear

    • @morty6417
      @morty6417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      soldier660 you know some times not being well or being depressed is actually good

    • @chbend8220
      @chbend8220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pain let's you know your still alive!

    • @morty6417
      @morty6417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      chbend yes ur true, and pain let you know that you are not dead yet

  • @blacksun3884
    @blacksun3884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Title: "Vampire Sisters save you"
    Me: What? As a snack for later?

    • @tsardudebroiii
      @tsardudebroiii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Blacksun388 **hollywood laugh track**

  • @extrastupidity6834
    @extrastupidity6834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    First instinct: is it really "saving" when they're vampires?
    Second instinct: thank you much, women

    • @jorgevalles2819
      @jorgevalles2819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      -turn into a vampire and you can be with the two vampire hotties-

    • @extrastupidity6834
      @extrastupidity6834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha! nice joke, past me.
      I honestly don't get it, but was probably funny at the time.

  • @TheRealDoggoCEO
    @TheRealDoggoCEO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    *_Everybody Gangsta until someone pulls out the Stone Mask and the Red Stone of Aja_*

    • @Rilshock
      @Rilshock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Supreme Leader of *「Z A W A R U D O」* Ah yes

    • @RyuKaguya
      @RyuKaguya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hes turning his back to the sun!!!

    • @VeraExora
      @VeraExora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Then the Joestars pull up and we gangsta again

    • @bolittle1
      @bolittle1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Seeing two hot vampire sisters be like “ I REJECT MY HUMANITY JOJO!!!!!!”

    • @vegito6679
      @vegito6679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Then pulls out uv flashlight.

  • @8ig0r86
    @8ig0r86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    "Vampire Sisters Save You..."
    Me: "I REJECT MY HUMANITY, JOJO!"

  • @infinitygamecosmic9171
    @infinitygamecosmic9171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Title:
    " Vampire sisters save you "
    Me:
    * holding a cross * ✝️.....just in case

    • @cookiemonster4244
      @cookiemonster4244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just in case what. Why would you wanna keep these girls away.

    • @infinitygamecosmic9171
      @infinitygamecosmic9171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cookie Monster I mean they are still vampire so they can sucks the life out of ya........that sounded wrong for some reason

    • @cookiemonster4244
      @cookiemonster4244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Infinitygamecosmic 😂

    • @Elfenastics
      @Elfenastics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@infinitygamecosmic9171 nono it sounded just right when talking about bethy 😆

    • @reddoesthings6225
      @reddoesthings6225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah your a son/daughter of the gods i see

  • @kronksstronkstonks6360
    @kronksstronkstonks6360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Big Sis: "It's not safe to tell them our name!"
    Also Big Sis: "We are seen as a danger to your communities, and so we are shunned. They would pay millions just for us to be dead."
    *I mean. I feel as if telling your names would have been the less dangerous revelation of the two.*

  • @demichaelgalloway9456
    @demichaelgalloway9456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The innocence of youth a fragile thing

  • @bolittle1
    @bolittle1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Seeing two hot vampire sisters be like “ I REJECT MY HUMANITY JOJO!!!!!!”

    • @diobrando5501
      @diobrando5501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      too late i did it first

    • @sherylsullivan4423
      @sherylsullivan4423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dio!

    • @clevethunder676
      @clevethunder676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dio Brando Im here you lil shit

    • @SilentChris8446
      @SilentChris8446 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welp imma just *Yoinks Dio's vampire mask* *I REJECT MY HUMANITY* *little stab*

    • @AlastorConfusion
      @AlastorConfusion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@clevethunder676 ayyyyyyyyyeeeeeee let's go!!!!!

  • @VeraExora
    @VeraExora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    One is in my right ear, the other on my left
    The issue is that none of them are on my neck...

    • @h2obear466
      @h2obear466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then there's no issue

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not the way I thought this would go, but I agree with it.

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For once, let’s be glad we are not being drained.... yet

    • @ASMRCHIVES
      @ASMRCHIVES 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm fucking dying🤣🤣🤣

    • @AlastorConfusion
      @AlastorConfusion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I didn't think a person would actually like that but hey you do you and hey let's be lucky we aren't getting the fricking life sucked out of us for once

  • @vegito6679
    @vegito6679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Gains flashbacks to the fight with Kars. Then says "The last time I met a vampire, they tried to kill me. So I did the most reasonable thing and used some shoulder mounted UV light lamps to kill them".

    • @chowbyebye
      @chowbyebye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD

  • @ManiaeTheArchivist
    @ManiaeTheArchivist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Older sister: your people are killing mine...
    Me: darling I’m a lich I’ve forsaken the classification of human all of us are in the same boat here

  • @ASMRCHIVES
    @ASMRCHIVES 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    9:19
    Her: how did you get your injuries?
    Me: I said the n word by accident in a live stream.

  • @maogu1999
    @maogu1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "I won't allow it"
    Me: Stares into the void
    Big vampire: "What's the matter?"
    Me: I had a little sister too... Had.
    Big vampire: "Oh... I'm sorry to hear. What happened?"
    Me: She's been taken by brigands. That's how I got wounded. A large raiding party came in our village and two men came into my house and killed my parents. I tried to protect my little sister but they bashed me into a pulp and left me there. I tried to follow them but I was weak and after 2 hours, I collapsed...
    Big vampire: "Oh my goodness, that's horrible... I don't even know what to say."
    Me: Please let me come with you. I'll protect you throughout the day. I have nothing. I need to find my sister. And if I can't find her, I'll protect you and your little one as best I can. Please... I have nowhere else to go...

    • @samuelhowe3465
      @samuelhowe3465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This sounds like a start to either an amazing fan fiction or an even better short story.

    • @AlastorConfusion
      @AlastorConfusion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow you should be a book writer or a writer your very talented I like that idea

    • @zodiac9732
      @zodiac9732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is this from fable 1?

    • @wolfgamerv2321
      @wolfgamerv2321 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Monarch06-24 lol

    • @HawkGaming3721
      @HawkGaming3721 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sir, are you a writer now?

  • @MajinRazzie
    @MajinRazzie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Aw... I was waiting for us to ask them to come live with us.... Though, we would still be on "strangers" level, so they might still have said "No"... Hopefully in (hopefully) part 2!

  • @percydavies5069
    @percydavies5069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Her: look at their sweet little face
    Me: *rubbing my mustache *

  • @daehan8227
    @daehan8227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    what a gnarly video, keep up the good work. Gives me awesome memories of Castlevania, good times. Good old nostalgic vampires.

  • @mr.greenface3105
    @mr.greenface3105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Vampire Sisters Save You"
    1: Where am I
    2: are you going to eat me
    3: What attacked me that was so bad *VAMPIRES* saved me
    4: where's my arm ?

    • @scorpion6248
      @scorpion6248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1 An old barn 2 Maybe 3 Paper cut 4 Couldn’t find it

    • @incarnation_of_immortality3422
      @incarnation_of_immortality3422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Scorpion
      How did Mr.Greenface Loose an Arm To a Papercut?

    • @j.hunter8016
      @j.hunter8016 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was a big piece of paper

    • @Volnas97
      @Volnas97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1. In cave
      2. No, they're even gonna feed you.
      3. Bear
      4. Bear

  • @ianthehedgehog9327
    @ianthehedgehog9327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice of you two to come in and save this hedgehog boy at the last second. And if you wouldn't drink my blood, that'd be nice!

  • @justanotherhunter6634
    @justanotherhunter6634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Came for shalltear, stayed for the cute voices

  • @anakinyt8255
    @anakinyt8255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    my headphones....When bethy talk its in left side and the other is in right

  • @karkaton_v
    @karkaton_v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Plot Twist: The MC is deaf

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *What?*

    • @nathanbra8605
      @nathanbra8605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol 😂

    • @kronksstronkstonks6360
      @kronksstronkstonks6360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Speak up, please. I cant see you.

    • @anativeamerican3140
      @anativeamerican3140 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dun dun. Dun WHO WHO HA! WHO WHO Ha! Increase the destruction perk?

    • @anativeamerican3140
      @anativeamerican3140 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dun dun. Dun WHO WHO HA! WHO WHO Ha! Indeed fellow dovah, let me FEEL your thu'um, let me taste your power

  • @caps894
    @caps894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Good wholesome video. Collabs are always great and being taken care of is very soothing. Keep up the good work.

  • @joekline3478
    @joekline3478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Part 2 or series maybe? Amazing job as always!

  • @boomyofizz
    @boomyofizz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Little sister: Do you really think a farmer would mind if I took just a few potatoes?
    Me: So that's what happened to my potatoes.

  • @Blindluck92
    @Blindluck92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Her: "The journey is long, and I don't even know where to go."
    Me: "Might I suggest... forward?"

  • @notsuh86
    @notsuh86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm kind of hoping there will be another part to this. The trio becoming close after we come to the aid of the sisters as they came to our aid. Perhaps if the two are being persued by people trying to kill them. We hiding them while pointing their persewers away. I could see the elder sister being wounded and when the two run into us, begging us to help hide her sister, but we hide both. The three could become close after that.

  • @shadowknight886
    @shadowknight886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Imagine in the next video we defend them from vampire hunters. I would love to protect my favorite vampires!

  • @frohawk8465
    @frohawk8465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No one else has so I’m going to point it out. Earlier in this channel I saw Albedo, now I’m seeing Shalltear. Not sure whether to shout “cool!”, or be terrified.

  • @MythicMachina
    @MythicMachina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "So, how did you get stranded out here?"
    (Starts having a flashback)
    "Bring us the girl and wipe away the debt!"

    • @andrewlance3898
      @andrewlance3898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      An unexpected surprise, but a welcome one

    • @blairholmes6578
      @blairholmes6578 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best game ever

    • @analogicparadox
      @analogicparadox 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looks at hand, just to be sure

    • @takki2747
      @takki2747 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How's my Favorite Pinkerton Doing?

    • @reddoesthings6225
      @reddoesthings6225 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was there because I was acting as a courier

  • @NGMonocrom
    @NGMonocrom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    For a moment there, near the very end.... I thought the older sister might kill the Listener. Not because she wants to, but in case anyone stumbles onto him and he _might_ tell them where the two sisters have been. And, which direction they headed out to. Killing him, to protect her younger sister. Perhaps doing so in a way that leaves no marks.
    Younger sister wakes up later on, and sees the Listener is missing. Older sister says he must have hurried off on his adventures before they got up. (Older sister having hidden the body.)

  • @incarnation_of_immortality3422
    @incarnation_of_immortality3422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Vampire Sisters: How did you get these injuries.
    Me: I was trying to ki....., stop a Vampire constantly Yelling *ZA WARUDO*

  • @KDB349
    @KDB349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Today on our menu is Carrot and Potato soup... From yesterday!"
    She's so cute. I love her lol. ,😂😍

  • @justanotherhunter6634
    @justanotherhunter6634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    How did you get your wounds?
    My mind: A time stopping vampire that cant stop throwing knives
    "Its a long and bizarre adventure that lead to these injuries..."

  • @RemovableAphid
    @RemovableAphid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    WOW! I already knew you had range, but this video really drives it home. Affichage impressionnant!

  • @shadowfoxlorcogaming1533
    @shadowfoxlorcogaming1533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Me:.... I should go home but my guts saying follow them and try to keep them safe, or to be around if another "accident" happens the older one.

  • @Mx.Canada
    @Mx.Canada 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like the chair you chose for the art of this video

    • @arkraith4148
      @arkraith4148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see the reference XD

  • @natedogg1088
    @natedogg1088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As the eldest brother of 5, I understand the older sisters feelings. I'd have just waited for a chance to quietly slip away.

  • @somethinwikked
    @somethinwikked 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fell asleep listneing to a play list.
    Woke up to this.
    Gotta say, not a bad way to wake up

  • @poppintags2280
    @poppintags2280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Part 2 where we happen to accidentally run into them on their travels?

  • @ODSTD56
    @ODSTD56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'd give them shelter. If not that, I'd give them protection.

  • @assassin_5656
    @assassin_5656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm a simple man, I see Shalltear Bloodfallen art, I click.

  • @sanuku535
    @sanuku535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    After a personal disapointement in myself and having to heal myself up from It, thank you very much for this.
    Ittt, helped to easy my mind.

  • @onesmallissueiaminyourwall2051
    @onesmallissueiaminyourwall2051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “How did you get hurt?”
    “That’s what I’m wondering.
    How did I sustain such damage after simply pricking myself on an arrow.....”

  • @zorothezoroark5319
    @zorothezoroark5319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These two are so adorable I want hug them and join there family

  • @kingthanos1173
    @kingthanos1173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Well not an Overlord ASMR video but it's the closest thing I'm getting to the picture so I'll just use my imagination change the title😊

  • @luissantiago5163
    @luissantiago5163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh neato. Double Trouble audios are always damn good

  • @CelsiusNK
    @CelsiusNK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm down to run into these 2 again in the future!

  • @Gotobar
    @Gotobar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    my right and left ears hearing different things at different times is breaking me mentally

  • @vthisademu
    @vthisademu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Whoa, more vampire stuff... my favorite

  • @Im_Everywhere
    @Im_Everywhere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh hell yeah, carrot and potato soup yeah!

  • @uwuexperience7593
    @uwuexperience7593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Why there's always some feminine supernatural being saving me where does my guy works?

  • @KDB349
    @KDB349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "How did you get your injuries?"
    Me: I got into a fight with a badass werewolf.

  • @juanchaso19
    @juanchaso19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My Van Helsing sense intensifies

  • @somegoofballwhohasinternet7313
    @somegoofballwhohasinternet7313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I hate getting isekaied out of the blue, at least I wasn’t on the toilet this time. But I did meet two nice ladies this time so I guess it wasn’t that bad, I hope they stay safe in their journey.

  • @nothorny5563
    @nothorny5563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Them: Where did you get those injurys...
    My head: i was hunting vampires.
    Me: i fell down some stairs

  • @Phoenix_Of_Fury
    @Phoenix_Of_Fury 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Big Sis: We can't just trust them just because they LOOK innocent!
    Me: Aye, that's human profiling! If I wanted to hurt you guys, I would've done it already! Makes sense, RIGHT???

  • @oatmeal8586
    @oatmeal8586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thank you for saving me, but....
    Where's the potato field??
    Where's the potato field??
    Where's the potato field??
    WHERE'S THE POTATO FIELD?!?!

    • @baileywood2116
      @baileywood2116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why? U Irish or Russian or something?

  • @davxstorm1290
    @davxstorm1290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    that shaltear

    • @diobrando5501
      @diobrando5501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ok thank god im not the only person who say shaltear

    • @zlaxxi
      @zlaxxi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't it spelled "Shalltear"?

    • @diobrando5501
      @diobrando5501 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zlaxxi yep i would have been sleep deprived when i spelt it

    • @crinsombone5380
      @crinsombone5380 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a chair

    • @TotallyNotALolicon
      @TotallyNotALolicon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crinsom Bone
      I get it

  • @tatujuntunen7668
    @tatujuntunen7668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The amount of jojo references In this comment section brings me joy

  • @rapking8420
    @rapking8420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the sisters: how are you feeling
    me: like shit
    the sisters: that's really good
    me: ...

  • @nosauceyesrough3576
    @nosauceyesrough3576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All this does is make me want to rewatch overlord for the 75th time and the memorize all 14 volumes

  • @shirite
    @shirite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please let it be a series and thanks for your work . :)

  • @mr.cat_boiof_soviet_russia5801
    @mr.cat_boiof_soviet_russia5801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me: (finds out that I am vampire slave)
    Vampire: don’t try running away
    Me: Where is the nearest window from the highest floor?
    Vampire: why do you want to know?
    Me: (thinks of killing myself) no nothing I just want to see where we are.
    Vampire : ummmmm just look out this window
    Me: okay it is time
    (Vampire opens window)
    (I start running)
    Me: haha nice try I will never be a servant
    (Jumps out the window)
    (Me realizing we are on the ground floor)
    Me: shit

  • @ltmafion9005
    @ltmafion9005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:21
    i had a fist fight with a bear, the bear cheated and used its claws

  • @anthonymontalvojr.7250
    @anthonymontalvojr.7250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Them: how did you get your wounds?
    Me: ambush. It was my job to secure in area with a four man team, but apparently the enemy was excepting us.

  • @quarantinesucks9985
    @quarantinesucks9985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I keep trying to turn my head towards their voices, but then i realize im wearing headphones

  • @deteneko6776
    @deteneko6776 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really love listening to this audio roleplay. Somehow, this had inspired me to create my own original series called "Orphan Vampire", a story about a male baby vampire left at a large mansion that happens to be an orphanage full of humans.

  • @calamityhex3729
    @calamityhex3729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    awe this is awesome
    Young Vampire girl : what happened to you
    Me: I was in a life or death fight with a covanet of vampires.
    Young vampire girl: neat
    Jk jk Also your looking for a place to live and I'm looking for roommate's what a coincidence

  • @mataco7073
    @mataco7073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh shit im in Nazarick?

  • @ouijasilverstar9027
    @ouijasilverstar9027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Vampire: "How did you get those injuries?"
    Me: "Lost an arguement with a Werewolf. He didn't use his claws; just beat the crap out of me."
    Vampire: "Wow."
    Me: "Yeah; last time I try to date a Werewolf with an overprotective brother."

  • @tweetthechicken3870
    @tweetthechicken3870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    But it is I Darth Plagueis the Wise

  • @linummclinum4796
    @linummclinum4796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Part 2 pls love you :)

  • @DragonGold121.
    @DragonGold121. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was a light eater yesterday today I have eaten a square foot of rice and potatoes for lunch

  • @AlastorConfusion
    @AlastorConfusion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How did you get your wounds????
    Let's say I have been "practicing"

  • @clevethunder676
    @clevethunder676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Vampire Huh? *DIO Flashbacks*

  • @DarkNebby
    @DarkNebby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Story: Vampires and a Mage.
    "Dark feels so bad after doing a fighting an elemental dragon. He was saved from 2 little vampires."
    Me: "opens the eyes" wha- what? What the hell was happening with me? Oh... The dragon... Is finnaly defeated..
    "Door's open"
    Small sister: Look at him... He wakes up.
    Big sister: *sigh*
    Small sister: Hey there! How are you doing?
    Me: "opens and close the eyes"
    Big sister: Remeber what were told? Stay cautious.
    Small sister: I know.. I'm just worried...
    Me: You can't be, little girl...
    Big sister: And I don't want you get hurt. We don't know this person
    Small sister: You need to to stop assuming the worst out of people. Just cuz he are stranger, it can't be a bad person.
    Me: I'M NOT BAD PERSON. WHY ARE YOU PATHETIC?
    "Both sisters ignores him"
    Big sister: What I'm saying is that it applies the other way around and...Listen... I agree with you... However we don't know for certain... I'd rathe be safe than sorry.
    Small sister: you're so protective.
    Big sister: Of course i am. I'm your older sister.
    Small sister: "giggles"
    Big sister: "looks so courious to Dark" Who are you?
    Me: Me? Well... I was an ancient warrior... Or... An alien... I don't know... This generation is... Super wierd.
    Bis sister: I see
    Small sister: It's nice to meet you. I do want to ask. How are you feeling?
    Me: Look girls... You didn't know what are you talking about? Are you pathetic? Are you witches? OR WHAT? But i'm ok...
    Small sister: that's good. We found you out.. There we. We was worried you look. Just so battered up and stuff
    Big sister: while you were still unconscious I treated. He is not too serious but if he was left unattended, he could get infected.
    Small sister: infection are uhhhh... They're nasty.
    Me: I'm.... "Didn't know what he want to say"
    Big sister: We can't let you stay here for too long. As soon as you feel better I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
    Small sister: "courious" Huh?
    Big sister: we tended to your wounds
    Small sister: We just got introduced to them... Oh... Speaking of which I'm
    Big sister: Hush. Do you not remeber whar mother told us? We do not tell ANYONE of our identities.
    Small sister: That's so stupid. Any people need to know our names
    Big sister: You're to young to understand.
    Small sister: Can he can stay a night? He need time to recover.
    Big sister: NO! We alreadg did enough. We basically saved his life.
    Me: I can save right by myself.
    Big sister: we need to be on the run as well. So we don't have much time.
    Small sister: please? Just one night?
    Me: Come on man... A little night can't be bad.
    Big sister: I know. I'm sorry..but the journey is unforgiving.
    Small sister: mom and dad told us that we need to help people in need...
    Big sister: I never resist those puppy eyes of yours. Fine. Is that okay with you.
    Small sister: mm-hmm.
    Me: And i'm freaking dead. GOOD! Well... It might be good..
    Small sister: I can feel in my heart that this person is not trying to kill us.
    Big sister: godness me... It's settled then you can stay here. We are not dave here.
    Small sister: Huh?
    Me: You are in my world. You can use my portal to go back home.
    Small sister: hey sis.
    Big sisyer: Huh?
    Small sister: i'm gonna heat up some soup from yesterday.
    Big sister: oh okay.
    Small sister: I feel like he's hungry. I can hear the gurgling of his stomach from here."giggles"
    Me: I don't have stomach... You se...
    Small sister: What?
    Me: I'm an immortal... I was... Look.. All mortals can feel their stomachs.
    But I was borned immortal... If I eat... It dosen't matter if I heared my stomach if is hungry or... Gurgling by a dygesting...I understand... A soup cannot be bad... While I eat any flesh and drinks some potions, any bellies can hurt... I'm a veteran... I'm just... A potion maker... Not a wizard...
    "Small sister goes to find the soup."
    Big sister: She's so innocent. I pray she stays that way.
    Me: I think....
    Big sister: HMm?... AH. You're courios aren't you?
    Me: Yes i guess..
    Big sister: I might as well to tell you. "Comes closely to Dark" you see... We are not like you. We're different
    Me: MHm? Let me guess... Are you... Any spirits?
    Big sister: Let's see just say we are considered a danger to society. We are not welcomed in your communities.
    Me: Why? I can say welcome to any creature... But they didn't know what i'm saying or... What they feel after comming in my world.
    Big sister: they chase us and they want to kill us. So we run. I tell her that . there is a place safe for us.
    Me: so you decide to be in my world? how did you find me? I was in a fight with a dragon...
    Bis sister: I'm trying to keep her awat from all the violence... She's too young as an older sister. I would never want her to experience anything that I've went trough. My parents are dead, killed a long time ago. However she merely knows it was an accident so she... Blames it on nobody... I'm juet tying to find a place. I'm just trting to keep her safe. I just want to be her alive.
    me: well... Looing a family can be sad anyways.
    Big sister: from looking in your eyes you have empathy...
    Me: Does she knows?
    Big sister: she dosen't knows... She belives... We just looking for this utopia with.... Treasures in gold and candy

  • @mileonaslionclaw2525
    @mileonaslionclaw2525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    These two alright… nobody needs to know about them… well looks like I will be leaving a few details out of my report. I’m an exorcist, an arch-paladin, and a vampire hunter. But I’ll be damned if I put innocent people to the stake just because of their race. I only hunt the bad ones. It’s official: these two are officially under MY protection!

  • @jonathanwilliams7627
    @jonathanwilliams7627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Her: I am willing to put my life on the line for her
    Me who is waking the over one listing in
    Me: gotta Cof cof simp cof cof

  • @chrislaine6708
    @chrislaine6708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Me: ( me a paladin,
    Spell Detect Undead
    , both are undead
    Spell Detect aliment
    both ?good
    Being treated by these kind vampires dear God protect them.
    My hole religion scream to kill them.)
    My God might not want you two to live but I do. Walk in peace and be pretected despite my gods wishes.

  • @Fallen_Wings_Audio
    @Fallen_Wings_Audio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *[Bloody Stream intensifies]*

  • @konk9372
    @konk9372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anyways, who are you?
    Me: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

  • @Obahar
    @Obahar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Flayn & Seteth are vampire sisters now?! X)

  • @poeticpigeon4198
    @poeticpigeon4198 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Her: we just got to keep on moving
    Me: OR! As dory has taught us “just keep swimming”

  • @thelivingglitch1371
    @thelivingglitch1371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like the Jojokes, but is no one gonna talk about the Scarlet Sisters from Touhou Project?

  • @eeeecca
    @eeeecca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Look at their sweet innocent face"
    Sweet i may be but innocense i lost years ago

  • @ms_chocolate1985
    @ms_chocolate1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bethy you should Voice act and anime Movie it will be great...But its japanese tho xD

  • @Dragoon-ob3mg
    @Dragoon-ob3mg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    must protect

  • @ranarelianae524
    @ranarelianae524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hold up. Was it actually saving? Because I remember this vampire cutie named Mira who "saved" me from a car accident by turning me into a vampire, since I was, to quote her "dying in [her] arms." Sooooo.....I need to be sure on that.
    Edit: Guess I have to answer this myself.

  • @jeremysorejian
    @jeremysorejian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    New goal: fight the world and establish a place for friendly creatures of the night

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeremy Sorejian time for a crusade

    • @ianswinford5570
      @ianswinford5570 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can I join you in this crusade? Long live the creatures of the night!

  • @brandoncozart3183
    @brandoncozart3183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "What am I getting into

  • @replacableVessel
    @replacableVessel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you are interested, she is from the anime:
    Overlord
    Name:
    Shalltear (i think)

  • @chriscrom6051
    @chriscrom6051 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hands them a dagger
    "Here this may help you on your travels"

  • @TotallyNotALolicon
    @TotallyNotALolicon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is that Shalltear cause it looks like Shalltear

  • @Omni_Arkus
    @Omni_Arkus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Shalltear....?

  • @Sansmemelordover
    @Sansmemelordover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ........ hey I must ask.... if I can come with you. And if you say no I’ll just follow you. I have good sword skills and have a lot of magic so I can cast shields.