You think he's joking, but as a Floridian with a Taco Bell/Long John Silvers by my house; I can confirm this is true. If you understood just how good those Crunchies are though... Don't judge.
I can confirm this as well as they have a 3 in one with a add on pizza hut here 😂😂 It's usually taco bell/pizza hut....if there were more KFC there would be some more pds on me
I used to work at long John silver's here in Michigan and i remember the 1st time i ever heard hush puppies referred to as corn bread balls I laughed so hard I was like we don't have corn bread balls the customer was like yes you do after few minutes my manager came out and told me the customer wanted hush puppies.
The point that he called them "crunchies" means that he has most definitely got extra crums. Only a person whose grew up with people doing that would know that they're called crunchies
It was too fast for the audience to get how brilliant that was, between everything else he was explaining. I only caught how clever it was after seeing it 3 or 4 times. Lol
I literally just found Dry Bar Comedy. I absolutely really enjoy Josh, he delivers the lines with perfection and you can actually see it happening. Stay the course Josh and stay clean, you are hilarious. Dry Bar Comedy, I wish I found you years ago. I don’t know how I missed this show.
Yes ma'am. As a proud member Southerner I love them. Annnndddd.... they used to be free years ago. They are the best. Your blood pressure will be high but it's good. Lol!
I literally just about choked to death. I had my mouth full of my sandwich and you swing that imaginary restaurant door open by the "manager" and that first line out of your mouth I lost it. lol.
Too funny! Back in 1998 my friend worked at LJS, and she told me people would ask for those crumbs...but she had a name for them. I think they just called them "drippings," and they would make them ON PURPOSE! Just take a handful of the batter and drizzle it into the oil. Dude!!!
I worked at LJS when I was in high school. Heard them called crunchies, cracklins, even fish droppings....and people always gestures with their hands and rub their thumbs against their fingers when asking for them.... Just fyi, theyre crumbs.
The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you...
In Britain we call the bits of batter scraps and they're one of our greatest contributions to civilization. You can get them in any chippy in the land and they're usually free.
I am one of those people who asks for more crunchies. They are so good!!! Unhealthy yes but I love them! Judge me all you want I dont care I love them.
Call me unAmerican but there should be no charge for the crunchies! If they hadn't fallen off, they'd be on the piece YOU PAID FOR!! Highway (or is that ocean?) robbery!!!
I use to work at a LJS, we had so many people want extra krums... we had to start charging for them. You get a small amount in the bottom of your dish to keep the food off the cardboard container. Otherwise the food would become soggy quicker.
@Stephen madl when we would open the store every morning, you would actually take a whole bag of the batter mix, and you would cook it off. You take those krums and make a bed for your cooked fish and chicken, otherwise it lays on the steel box and ruins your stock. By the time the lunch rush would end we would almost be completely out. Then we would have to use another bag of mix, and that didn't for the bottom line of the company of course...
I'm not surprised that they charge for crunchies now. When I worked the drive thru at night, there was at least 1 stoner that would drive up and ask for a big box of crunchies and ice water, free.
This reminds me of the time back in grade school when they had a bake sale. Normally boys don’t get into that sort of thing but we decided to give the girls some competition. We decided to make Doughnuts. We looked up a recipe and we got started frying Doughnuts in a deep fryer at one the guys Moms kitchen. They came out pretty rough looking at first but we soon got the hang of it and we also covered them up with powder sugar which improved their appearance. So the day of the Bake Sale was the next day. We set up our table and our first customer was one of the teachers who bought 2 doughnuts. She ate them but she came back and said they sort of tasted Fishy. We tasted one and she was right. So we guess someone must have fried some fish in the deep fryer. So we quickly changed the sign on our table to read Catfish Doughnuts.
When you go off on those tangents in character....dude, I haven't laughed so hard in a while. This is next level storytelling comedy. Def up there next to Kyle Kinane. Love it.
No lie... my girlfriend who is white we were at Kentucky Fried Chicken and they had some sign that said something like Dark Orders only. I didn’t see it cause I was looking at something else in the menu. When the lady asked us for our order, my girlfriend said with a straight slightly scared face..” I can’t order here,” I was like “ why?” She said,” this is for dark orders only. When I processed what she said and looked up and then understood what the sign really meant, I died laughing. Not the kind where I embarrassed her. That came later once we were outside but we talked about that for a week. She was beautiful , haven’t seen her in years. She had a green eye and a blue eye.
Batter crispies are awesome! And if you go to a Hibachi Japanese restaurant where they cook in front of you - make sure you get the "rice krispies," too. It's a sad day if those yummies get thrown in the trash.... :)
When I was a kid in the 70s, those tasty little crumbs were a "feature" when advertising a combo, but I forget what they were called. Your fish would be laying on a bed of them - after you finished the fish, it was just a habit to dip a fingertip into the crumbs for some added flavor with your fries. Sounds gross perhaps, but the pieces were a good size and no more oily than the rest of your meal. You don't really get any now, so I guess they charge for them. 🤣
I just realized that the whole time he's talking about LJS and I'm picturing a Captain D's because that's where I first remember having the crunchies. I actually remember when they started deliberately adding the Crunchies to your order for free. Before that they were careful to not get any in your package. But one day I guess they got tired of having to toss so many of them and they put a scoop underneath your fish like a garnish. My little sister used to work there and my big sister embarrassed her one day. She came to the drive-thru ordering 2 Crunchies and 2 cups of water.
This bit is absolutely hilarious, I heard this in a dry bar mix with other comedians and had to come find this guy. When he said lift kit and luke bryant tickets I almost lost it! :D
I always go in about 10 or 15 minutes before closing and you can get a big container of scrunchies for free!! They are delicious with the malted vinegar!! But I've never paid for them!!
The way this guy tells and acts out the people he watches makes me think he’d be excellent at writing those little cutaway skits they do in family guy xD
Totally unacceptable that this guy is entertaining me 😄, simultaneously making me crave Long John's 🐠 and every LJS restaurant has closed in my area. 😡
for those who do not know, that batter is the same as funnel cakes that you get at outdoor events like carnivals or theme parks. its funnel cakes people!
CRUMBLIES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN WHERE IT'S AT!!!!!!!!!!! How crazy that there are American people that have never heard of or tried them?!?!?!?! Missing out!!!
I love how he's just having a conversation in the kitchen in the back, and the door is still swinging. 🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂
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I have seen that It's sad but Funny af
His southern accent is spot on!
Mimi 1643678965 That’s exactly what I said when I first listened to this bit. He nailed it.
It says he's from Cincinnati. That's right on the Kentucky border. A lot of people there have a southern accent. My mom's from southern Ohio as well.
He needs to write a sitcom. He’s basically acting one out on stage. I bet it’d be a huge hit!
Exactly
You think he's joking, but as a Floridian with a Taco Bell/Long John Silvers by my house; I can confirm this is true. If you understood just how good those Crunchies are though... Don't judge.
Sprinkle those crumblies all over the taco bell
Oh my ever loving Lord. You are living the dream my friend.
KFC/Taco Bell near me. I have to cross town to get Long John Silver's so I haven't been in years
@stephen madl not free anymore. That's his point
I can confirm this as well as they have a 3 in one with a add on pizza hut here 😂😂
It's usually taco bell/pizza hut....if there were more KFC there would be some more pds on me
"of course i'm getting extra biscuits I knew that before I came in here" had me rofl reading my diary there
I'm still tryina figure out how my southern momma does not like biscuits.
@@spirals73 Add cheezewhiz to the dough. Trust me on this.
I used to work at long John silver's here in Michigan and i remember the 1st time i ever heard hush puppies referred to as corn bread balls I laughed so hard I was like we don't have corn bread balls the customer was like yes you do after few minutes my manager came out and told me the customer wanted hush puppies.
I've never heard of long John silvers or hush puppies before😂 without explanation I'd assume they were an aquatic mammal
Well, how "special" are you folks!?!!
@@bonbonbons how
@@bonbonbons "Hush Puppies" always sounded like a euphemism for killing dogs to me.
@@markw3598 How rude are you?
"And as a professional people watcher, I'm just mad I wasn't there to see it."
Know how you feel, sir. Me too!😂
Right when he got to the Georgia Florida Line song It got me good. I love when comedians keep going and going with out the bit blowing up.
Cause y'all were pumpin it right into your boats! 😂
okkatie123
I’m guilty as all get out on that
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm in LOVE with their tarter sauce. I wish I could buy it at the store.
@@Heavywall70 I know I give every pump at restaurants hell...
Somebody is going to have start paying for these crunchies 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Toni Taylor 😂😂😂
I worked at Ljs in the 90's in pittston. pa. back then we charged 25 cents for a pack of crumbs.
Matt Rucco 🤣🤣🤣
I remember when crunchies were free!
@stephen madl nope. You have to pay. How sad is that?
Nothing like "crunchies"! When you get a double helping of them it's like you got a Christmas present.
For my entire childhood, I thought those crunchies were the "chips" in "fish n chips". I didn't learn chips were fries until high school.
The point that he called them "crunchies" means that he has most definitely got extra crums. Only a person whose grew up with people doing that would know that they're called crunchies
This video is brilliant, I use to call them "crispies" when I was a kid :D
Oooo
T ALL OVER THE FLOOR NOW!
I've always said "crumblies"
I worked for them about 24 years ago and they were called both extra crumbs,cruchies and some people called it getting extra batter... lmao!!!!
We call them cracklins in Tennessee
“You’d do that for me?Alright you take the Nelly part.” 😂😂
Could I go side to side for my sides? 😂😂😂😂 Dude is fuuuny!
He IS!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣
It was too fast for the audience to get how brilliant that was, between everything else he was explaining. I only caught how clever it was after seeing it 3 or 4 times. Lol
Josh is so underrated, deserves a Netflix special!
Man I've been ordering extra crunchies since the late 80s
Exactly!!!!
Same!
Congratulations! You're still alive :)
oh he’s so cute! Bless his heart- so funny! Really relatable too
i dont know if you have this where you live, but we have taco pizza
My first job was a Long John silver's/ Kentucky Fried chicken in Norwalk, Ohio (our mascot was a Trucker too) and this 110% accurate!
Holy cow, this guy has it all! Lift kit.... Luke Bryan... Florida Georgia Line...
Craving some Long John Silvers now...
Kit Carter Same!
and hushpuppies
I don't think I've ever eaten there but now i want some crumbs!
Seriously lol
Same! And it’s 2am...lol!! Guess I’ll just go to sleep for now 😄
I remember those crunchies!!! Sometimes there are hunks of FISH in it... but they are so good!
I literally just found Dry Bar Comedy. I absolutely really enjoy Josh, he delivers the lines with perfection and you can actually see it happening. Stay the course Josh and stay clean, you are hilarious. Dry Bar Comedy, I wish I found you years ago. I don’t know how I missed this show.
From the Midwest, can verify this is no exaggeration at all
Those batter crunchies are delish!
1stAmbientGrl lol omg this exists for real?! 🤣😂🤣😂
Absolutely it does! They are great!
I always ask for extra crumbs!
1stAmbientGrl v=*
Yes ma'am. As a proud member Southerner I love them. Annnndddd.... they used to be free years ago. They are the best. Your blood pressure will be high but it's good. Lol!
My God! Theres a long johns/kfc right next to my house too. 🤣🤣🤣
The crunchies are the best part!!! 🤤🤤
I just started watching this guy. I've been missing out! He's hilarious ♡♡♡
Years ago I worked at Long John Silvers! They do ask for crumbs!
The entire comment section is about the crunchies
😅😂🤣
I literally just about choked to death. I had my mouth full of my sandwich and you swing that imaginary restaurant door open by the "manager" and that first line out of your mouth I lost it. lol.
Dachdo 😂😂😂 soon's I can afford that lift kit 😂😂😂
Figuratively
Too funny! Back in 1998 my friend worked at LJS, and she told me people would ask for those crumbs...but she had a name for them. I think they just called them "drippings," and they would make them ON PURPOSE! Just take a handful of the batter and drizzle it into the oil. Dude!!!
... sooo kind of a deep fried spaetzle? i mean that's kind of what they are anyway, but i just realised that.
I worked at LJS when I was in high school. Heard them called crunchies, cracklins, even fish droppings....and people always gestures with their hands and rub their thumbs against their fingers when asking for them....
Just fyi, theyre crumbs.
StuUngar man I hope that’s like the universe sign for crumbs. I imagine in the south that sign is more recognized as crumbs than it is for money
Lolololol they are just crumbs.
You must be a youngin because they've been called crunchies since the 80's. Lol
About 20 years ago, the first time I walked into a place like this, the guy he is talking about was me.
The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you...
Not in the original business plan!! LOL
Imagine being the analyst who had to work that into the flow chart
In Britain we call the bits of batter scraps and they're one of our greatest contributions to civilization. You can get them in any chippy in the land and they're usually free.
I am one of those people who asks for more crunchies. They are so good!!! Unhealthy yes but I love them! Judge me all you want I dont care I love them.
I was actually thinking about the two-in-one restaurant in my home town, it's (ironically) a Long John Silver's and an A&W.
CoolTrainer: VaultBoy-39 He mentioned the only one I have in my town in the bit actually, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut.
I had a Long Johns/Nathan's hot dogs....now it's just a Dunkin Donuts
That's not irony; it's a coincidence.
Grianan66 Mmmm...pepperoni tacos!
KFC/A&W
This dude went on a tangent 🤣
Call me unAmerican but there should be no charge for the crunchies! If they hadn't fallen off, they'd be on the piece YOU PAID FOR!! Highway (or is that ocean?) robbery!!!
They used to be free!
I use to work at a LJS, we had so many people want extra krums... we had to start charging for them. You get a small amount in the bottom of your dish to keep the food off the cardboard container. Otherwise the food would become soggy quicker.
@Stephen madl when we would open the store every morning, you would actually take a whole bag of the batter mix, and you would cook it off. You take those krums and make a bed for your cooked fish and chicken, otherwise it lays on the steel box and ruins your stock. By the time the lunch rush would end we would almost be completely out. Then we would have to use another bag of mix, and that didn't for the bottom line of the company of course...
I'm not surprised that they charge for crunchies now. When I worked the drive thru at night, there was at least 1 stoner that would drive up and ask for a big box of crunchies and ice water, free.
Anthony Dixon isn’t there actually a little tool, like a spoon with holes in it, to make little drops of batter to make crunchies?
Lol I'm so mad my hands are shaking and I'm supposed to bowl tonight this made my night
samuel reyes 😂😂😂
Y u mad tho
It's in the joke Dude
samuel reyes commas would be apreciated
masterofdisaster i guess
Haven't had Long John Silvers in forever ... Watched this at lunch today ... Got Long John Silvers for dinner (with extra crunchies) . 😂🤣
Crispies, crunchies... it's all good! As long as I have malt vinegar on my fish, I'm happy!!!
Formerly John Chuck
THIS IS SPOT ON!!!
This reminds me of the time back in grade school when they had a bake sale. Normally boys don’t get into that sort of thing but we decided to give the girls some competition. We decided to make Doughnuts. We looked up a recipe and we got started frying Doughnuts in a deep fryer at one the guys Moms kitchen.
They came out pretty rough looking at first but we soon got the hang of it and we also covered them up with powder sugar which improved their appearance.
So the day of the Bake Sale was the next day. We set up our table and our first customer was one of the teachers who bought 2 doughnuts. She ate them but she came back and said they sort of tasted Fishy. We tasted one and she was right. So we guess someone must have fried some fish in the deep fryer.
So we quickly changed the sign on our table to read Catfish Doughnuts.
I can't vouch for the Long John Silver's part, but I worked at a KFC/A&W and he is spot on
When you go off on those tangents in character....dude, I haven't laughed so hard in a while. This is next level storytelling comedy. Def up there next to Kyle Kinane. Love it.
No lie... my girlfriend who is white we were at Kentucky Fried Chicken and they had some sign that said something like Dark Orders only. I didn’t see it cause I was looking at something else in the menu. When the lady asked us for our order, my girlfriend said with a straight slightly scared face..” I can’t order here,” I was like “ why?” She said,” this is for dark orders only. When I processed what she said and looked up and then understood what the sign really meant, I died laughing. Not the kind where I embarrassed her. That came later once we were outside but we talked about that for a week.
She was beautiful , haven’t seen her in years. She had a green eye and a blue eye.
Don't knock it 'til you try it. They are yummy.
Batter crispies are awesome! And if you go to a Hibachi Japanese restaurant where they cook in front of you - make sure you get the "rice krispies," too. It's a sad day if those yummies get thrown in the trash.... :)
Grianan66 you know what? You seem like you know what you're about.
Formerly chucks
I swear I've heard THAT EXACT conversation at a 2 in 1 restaurant! OMG! I'm dying!!!
sneed's feed & seed
"Aye somebody's gonna have to start payin for these crunchies" I'm dead
Ahaha as a former ljs employee, it’s so true 😂
When I was a kid in the 70s, those tasty little crumbs were a "feature" when advertising a combo, but I forget what they were called. Your fish would be laying on a bed of them - after you finished the fish, it was just a habit to dip a fingertip into the crumbs for some added flavor with your fries. Sounds gross perhaps, but the pieces were a good size and no more oily than the rest of your meal. You don't really get any now, so I guess they charge for them. 🤣
Mans accent is absolutely amazing
They should call the Crumbs..."Barnacles!" lolol
As someone who works at a 2-in-1 KFC/Taco Bell this is so true and still so funny!
FORMERLY JOSH CHUCK
I just realized that the whole time he's talking about LJS and I'm picturing a Captain D's because that's where I first remember having the crunchies. I actually remember when they started deliberately adding the Crunchies to your order for free. Before that they were careful to not get any in your package. But one day I guess they got tired of having to toss so many of them and they put a scoop underneath your fish like a garnish.
My little sister used to work there and my big sister embarrassed her one day. She came to the drive-thru ordering 2 Crunchies and 2 cups of water.
Those crunchies are amazing!!!!!
Steven universe calls those pieces "the bits"
The crumbs are the best😌😌😌😌
The bits! 🌟
Yay, Steven Universe crowd!
I'm crying! ...the crunchies!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Some of the best I've heard!
Spot on.perfect inflection
I'm a Canadian and have no cultural references for this stuff and yet I almost cry tears when I watch him.
I think the ridiculousness of American food culture is so well known that you can't help but. I adore him.
Lol we asked fo extrar crumbs back circa 1996!!
Son, I was asking for crunchies back in '77. ;-)
This bit is absolutely hilarious, I heard this in a dry bar mix with other comedians and had to come find this guy. When he said lift kit and luke bryant tickets I almost lost it! :D
I always go in about 10 or 15 minutes before closing and you can get a big container of scrunchies for free!! They are delicious with the malted vinegar!! But I've never paid for them!!
Oooooo.
In Alabama it happens all the time. He really isn't exaggerating. I love it! Lol so funny
Love him! Come to Rhode Island!
The way this guy tells and acts out the people he watches makes me think he’d be excellent at writing those little cutaway skits they do in family guy xD
Totally unacceptable that this guy is entertaining me 😄, simultaneously making me crave Long John's 🐠 and every LJS restaurant has closed in my area. 😡
"Cracklins" is what I call the crumbs because my dad used to work at Long John's.
I'm from Louisiana. Cracklings are fried bits of pork fat. Do not give me crumbs and say cracklings.
I legitimately get a box of crunchies every time I go
This guy was great. He is like a full SNL skit lol
"The garbage on the bottom "
My favorite
I ask for a "small chip tray" and fill it with ketchup, it NEVER goes to waste!! #2 platter!!
Best comedy of the year imo
Cracklins lol. As a kid I always asked for extra... ....Im dying laughing right now. Its the crack of fast food. Lol
YEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!
Formerly Josh Chuck
The crunchies are the best part!!
for those who do not know, that batter is the same as funnel cakes that you get at outdoor events like carnivals or theme parks.
its funnel cakes people!
When he's doing the voice for the first customer ordering from the combo restaurant, he sounds like L'il Gideon from Gravity Falls! So funny! 😆
Tacos with crunchies on the side. Now where are those Kenny Chesney tickets
City Slicker
Formerly Chuck's.
"Baby you're a song , you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise..."
Josh Sneed ROCKS!
He described me, I'm just genuinely excited about food.
The accent is always perfect lol 😂❤️
This is such a great clip to watch while stoned 😂
Love his southern accent!😂😂😂 Toothless manager
At first I was offended, but yeah, that would be me 🤣
CRUMBLIES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN WHERE IT'S AT!!!!!!!!!!! How crazy that there are American people that have never heard of or tried them?!?!?!?! Missing out!!!
Sounds great right now....with some sweet tea!!!!