MBMBaM 450: Face 2 Face: The Emoji Contract

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  • @TheCrippledDonkey
    @TheCrippledDonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    The Red poison makes her STRONG

  • @Anafyral666
    @Anafyral666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Agates are grounding stones, can bring hidden information to light, builds self confidence, encourages speaking one's truth, heals inner anger and overcomes negativity and bitterness in the heart
    "Placed on the heart, it will heal emotional disease that prevents acceptance of love." "Green agate enhances mental and emotional flexibility and improves decision-making. It is useful in resolving disputes."
    I believe she's blaming you for her hating you

    • @vraisairs9201
      @vraisairs9201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I appreciate the information. I mean... It's wrong and weird and dumb... but interesting

    • @deecee3490
      @deecee3490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you on amphetamines?

    • @AVspectre
      @AVspectre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I took it as naturopathic negging. :)

  • @lorendaemon7945
    @lorendaemon7945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The fun thing about human psychology is that if you think a crystal will help your self-confidence it certainly will

  • @nejc1821
    @nejc1821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I zoned out for a while and then I heard “IF YOURE TRUCK JOUSTING”

    • @serpentarius1194
      @serpentarius1194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When travis said truck jousting I thought he said trunk jousting and it made me think junk jousting so i was confused for a moment as to why they'd be talking about weird sex moves

  • @katl.7586
    @katl.7586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    god that vape question was the plot twist of the year

  • @nesterChubat
    @nesterChubat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    i love those questions that leave travis just Screaming in laughter.

    • @alantremonti1381
      @alantremonti1381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the final question, going out on travis's insane, hysterical laughter was the best

    • @laurenyork6095
      @laurenyork6095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Free Dopamine (TM)

  • @lorendaemon7945
    @lorendaemon7945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Who's buying this with a closed-mind?"
    *on CUE* "I AM!"

  • @user-sg6ww7ts6n
    @user-sg6ww7ts6n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    weed boy griffin makes another much appreciated appearance

  • @CaptLuser
    @CaptLuser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    a doll named jade who warns you about stairs? hmmm...

    • @blackfirejack17
      @blackfirejack17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Warn you about those stairs bro

    • @ssouriaa
      @ssouriaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@blackfirejack17 it keeps happening....

    • @TimLimber
      @TimLimber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@ssouriaa no were making it happen

    • @firelight9032
      @firelight9032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@TimLimber ,, where doing it man

    • @RedTheDog22
      @RedTheDog22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      this is the homestuck police, you're under arrest

  • @adelaidejustman3414
    @adelaidejustman3414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love the Face 2 Faces so much! The audience just adds another layer of hilariousness to it.

  • @Sjh1138
    @Sjh1138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "What are we even doing, Sean?!"
    "Fuck you Sean!"
    "We're going to sprinkle Sean's hair in each one!"
    "Sean, if you're listening, we're big fans"
    What a weird episode to be named Sean

  • @spilledink849
    @spilledink849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The "Red Poison" segment sounds like a John Mulaney bit and I'm HERE for it

  • @twistysunshine
    @twistysunshine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Look. A couple months ago we did not have a lot of money. My bf bought me one of these sandwiches, after me eating a quesadilla (filled with literally only cheese) for two weeks.
    I would literally kill a man for one of those. That was so much flavor I almost cried.
    I realize this isn't a compliment of the sandwich

    • @captainhope
      @captainhope 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know it's been two years but as someone who is currently financially struggling, I hope your situation is better now

    • @twistysunshine
      @twistysunshine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@captainhope it is! ☺ and my bf is now my fiance

  • @alidottxt
    @alidottxt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    it seems pretty obvious to me that this landlord just wants to be able to evict their tenants without notice and at their convenience with no risk of legal repercussions. Since all rent is paid through Venmo and and never described as "rent" the landlord can argue that the tenant isn't renting the house and since the contract is predicated only on "the cool emojis" the landlord can evict the tenant whenever they want for using the incorrect emojis.

    • @lovermillion
      @lovermillion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Natalie Baecker or tax fraud. or subletting in violation of their own rental agreement. pretty much sketch city when someone DOESNT want you to clearly and accurately memo payments.

  • @thomaspalazzolo5902
    @thomaspalazzolo5902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I would pay money to see someone tablecloth a horse out from under a rider in one smooth sweep.

    • @georgeparkins777
      @georgeparkins777 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a grade A great recipe for a horse to absolutely PRIMAL on you.

  • @MK-moth
    @MK-moth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Jousting: I’ve got the horses in the back

  • @LaNoLaCola
    @LaNoLaCola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Will Face 2 Face become another dnd campaign that Griffin will dungeon master for?

  • @christophertarsitano269
    @christophertarsitano269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Listen I love everyone but that one lady screaming after every joke is driving me NUTS

    • @christophertarsitano269
      @christophertarsitano269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fun fact watched this a year later and was like “wow that girl screaming is real annoying. I wonder if anyones said anything in the comments.”

  • @milesbrown2261
    @milesbrown2261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    love the face 2 face episodes!!

  • @Rygoat
    @Rygoat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There's one lady in the crowd who is more pumped over every single thing being said then I've ever been about anything in my life. I pity the people seated infront of her

    • @Levacque
      @Levacque 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh yeah, I thought the exact same thing. I almost skipped this one 25 minutes in because it became so grating. It was a lot like watching those Flintstones episodes with the really bad laugh tracks that are the same exact sound recording played over and over. At a certain point, you start to anticipate these woo sounds instead of anticipating the joke.

  • @Murk280
    @Murk280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had MbMbAm on auto play. When they said "America's only fun city" I said out loud, "Have you been to New Orleans??" without knowing that was where this was recorded X3

  • @strawberrysodas3433
    @strawberrysodas3433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can't wait for October 1st for the Cow Revolution

  • @kalimaude3532
    @kalimaude3532 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    it wasn't a huge deal and could have passed unmarked, but Justin's whipcrack-fast conjuring of "that's okay, because girls can't get scurvy" is a good reminder that as self-effacing as he is, he is a professional comedian for a reason.
    like, goddamn. no one would have batted an eye if you said nothing, my man, and instead you said the funniest possible sequence of words that could be used together as a response.

  • @bravetherainbow
    @bravetherainbow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    All Cali (sp?) needs to do is say "WOOOOOW" every time Jack puffs on his vape

  • @dogglefoxkvk
    @dogglefoxkvk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Def going to New Orleans now

  • @yurigouveawagner9432
    @yurigouveawagner9432 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the dunkin on banksy bit is so good

  • @polk-e-dot8177
    @polk-e-dot8177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    god damn thats the most south lousiana accent ever and i love it. {also from south louisiana.}

    • @bboudreaux261
      @bboudreaux261 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hi, that last question was me! i’ve been living in north la for about three years now and everyone i meet from south louisiana immediately knows i am also from south louisiana because of the accent

  • @Anafyral666
    @Anafyral666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Cows With Guns is a song

  • @twinblade471
    @twinblade471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    160 days until cow-mageddon and still no one is doing anything. I fear for us all.

  • @Mariorox1956
    @Mariorox1956 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It is now October 3rd, the cows have yet to take over. I think they missed their window of opportunity.

  • @fern5505
    @fern5505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If it weren’t for the emojis i would assume tax evassion, but like what

  • @YTsucks300
    @YTsucks300 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    46:14 I love this part ❤😂

  • @wizzardog3335
    @wizzardog3335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i don't believe that this is still running, but i guess it is
    i love you three as people

    • @em_birch
      @em_birch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well it's their sole source of income at this point and people love the McElroy family of podcasts, so I don't know why they'd stop.

    • @notveryniceatall
      @notveryniceatall 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "I wasn't aware of something I wasn't paying attention to" Cool story dude

  • @alheimianservant1499
    @alheimianservant1499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    13:04 The jammers

  • @superintendentchalmers2246
    @superintendentchalmers2246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If beans then soup? thoughts

  • @DelrueMadden
    @DelrueMadden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jesus Christ lady, you do not need to yell 'woo' every 30 seconds.

  • @codysmithwheels
    @codysmithwheels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please make a 2nd season of your VRV TV show

  • @bobbypaft5859
    @bobbypaft5859 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    They crack me up so hard

  • @Crossark1
    @Crossark1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Japan already has corn vending machines

  • @slevemcdichael4481
    @slevemcdichael4481 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    holy SHIT the boys really lost it at michael wave

  • @r-robertson-d
    @r-robertson-d 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to work at a Subway while they were offering that promotion and it was a pain in the ass to make and also tasted awful

  • @theodorec1882
    @theodorec1882 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is it me or does girlfriend vape guy have a gorgeous voice???

  • @Jupiter-hx7qm
    @Jupiter-hx7qm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    MEASURE IN LOAVES

  • @leeleemerk7344
    @leeleemerk7344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait...you can’t drink outside in America?

    • @lovestrucktheidiot
      @lovestrucktheidiot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, no you can't

    • @Necroskull388
      @Necroskull388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In most areas in America, you cannot drink outside, take drinks from restaurants to-go, or find liquor outside of designated liquor stores or bars. Louisiana in general relaxes two of those restrictions, and New Orleans in particular lets you do anything with alcohol as long as you aren't operating a motor vehicle.

  • @jam_l99
    @jam_l99 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ahoy

  • @YadonTheCat
    @YadonTheCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    There's someone in the crowd that won't stop yelling every time they like something, it's incredibly obnoxious

    • @juneguts
      @juneguts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      doom have you ever been to a live event calm down please

  • @toshi7429
    @toshi7429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sweet, a live show. I guess I'll see you next week then.

  • @IdrisLehu
    @IdrisLehu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i literally had to stop listening because of the audience. fun.

    • @tobydubu
      @tobydubu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I could copy paste this onto every Face2Face

    • @katl.7586
      @katl.7586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I didn't even notice. I think it helps to listen on shitty laptop speakers instead of headphones lol.

    • @Trick.Sparrow
      @Trick.Sparrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Did you skip the previous dozen live shows as well

    • @notveryniceatall
      @notveryniceatall 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@katl.7586You're not funny

  • @reedceniviva5756
    @reedceniviva5756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    vape guy at the end ruins this one for me every time