Dude this brings so many memories. When i started i saw a theri. And i was like its friendly right? My friend said its not but i was like. It has feathers it has to be friendly :D! Worst mistake ever lmfao
Same i saw a iguanodon so i was like i was gonna tame it i had a level 10 tric and a level 25 para so i left then came back i saw it but i was big so i went close to it and it started to kill my dinos
Sender : Goes for a swim Baryonyx : So You Have Chosen Death Also, I love it when you play the bob. 🤣 Reminds me of myself being a bob in the old days patrolling the beach and punching dodos.
On aberration, when you choose “portal” location to spawn first time, it says “easiest” but there was alpha basilisk like 50 meters from there, and to get out of the portal location u HAVE to cross him, cuz he is on the only entrance/exit
I remember the first time I joined I was like “aight Easy zone, cool” but I got harassed and killed 3-4 times by a raptor after just finishing my thatch base 😔 Had to relocate and leave my dodos and mats behind
First time I played, default settings as I didn’t dare mess with it, I picked the first of the easy spawns. Right after the opening scene finished, I was killed by a lv 150 sarco. And proceeded to be stubborn and try the same spawn on repeat for days. Ended up not liking the game and putting it aside just to retry months, if not a year later. Had the addiction ever since😂😂
Im in mobile and every time i make progress i keep getting harrassed by raptors too ( i was tryna finish a quest. Almost to the end ) and every time i try to get my stuff back they hide and i keep dying on repeat. Raptors are to annoying oml
When I literally started playing ark I used to think that punching dinosaurs and knocking them out is the only way to tame them... I'm such an idiot back then 🤦♂️
dont worry bro, i thought the same. Also later on not knowing that alpha creatures cant be tamed and spending 10 minutes shooting an alpha rex with shocking tranq darts just to google it and be :0 (i was playing on creative btw)
Should have used abb for the difficulty trusting, most recommended spot also just conveniently spawn basilisk like crazy, if you don't know what your doing, that's painful
next step from beach bob: *see tek building stuff* "I can get metal if I break them!" *take tek foundations and ramps and just destroy them to get metal* Me: *scream*
This bring memories of when I first played at my friends house he had allot of mods and I wanted to ride the ice monkey (ice Titan) it was kinda hard to learn with like 20 mods on
I remember my First single Player playthrough with my little brother. We tamed 2 Trikes and Only farmed using stone tools. We eventually got enough Materials to make Crossbows, Water Jars and Hide clothes. We loaded the trikes full of Food, Water, Materials, Ammo and Set off on an "Expedition" took us days to plan this out. Keep in mind we lived on South 1 spawn and behind the Mountain There's a Swamp. We went there and literally seconds into this Week long Preparation we were absolutely Shredded
when i started playing ark, i spawned in the "easy" area of the map, after watching a series of ark players, thinking i was almost a pro... a ichthyornis obliterated me in the very first minute of play.
I would say I'm a pro player in ark (well kinda) Cuz just yesterday i killed a titanosaur with an allosaurus with no cheats B) its EZ with allos bleed if u have a high level cuz titan dont take reduced damage from bleed Also amazing video its not classic like the noob the pro the hacker
is it possible to get a paracer with a platform into the dragon fight with just turrets for days on its back? cause i feel like slapping a tek shield on as well and giving it a try.
There is also the hybrid type of player One that usually cheats when wanting to have fun on a specific world and is 100% legit in multiplayer usually cheating to gain knowledge about how dinos work ofc pro knowledge gain and possibly a wiki editor
I like how it escalates from the person who dosent know flying things fly. Hostile things are hostile and good things are good to a litteral cheater who uses console commands
you got the whole noob wrong, they attack everything, they cower from everything, they take everything, they run off everything, and they die in the water 7 million times
Fly cheat is for when you're trying to tame a new Spino boy but bro won't go into the taming pen and you gotta chase him down after pumping him full of drugs
I'm the ark player, that would be like: If it breaths, I'm scared of it. If it moves, I get as far away as possible. If it chases me, I throw a dodo at it.
To be fair what would the player on the beach do with 2 tek rifles with no ele 1 rail gun that has no ele 1 tek turret with no ele and triangle foundies and ramps? What id do is upload the guns and turret and tp then break the other stuff down for mats and use them to get started
Easy way to tame dilos, go to area where they spawn, if they are not there, get out of render distance and come back, shoot them with tranq arrow, and put 10-20 meat in them
me: goes in water. Cnidaria: Oh hello! Me:spawns somewhere else. A random Raptor: hello! me: spawns near theri. Me: thinks it’s friendly cuz it has feathers. The theri: DONT U DARE. me:quits the game
I started 2 days ago and i didnt act like that instead i didnt leave spawn since I thought everything wants to eat me😂 and I saw that there was 2 spinos in the river on south easy 2😐
How Arks difficulty works:
Easy: Peaceful but dangerous
*Hard*: Easy but empty
Lol
Huh? Oh shiet I thought like that and there is spino on my base trying to hunt me
Genesis Bog Biome: "Easy" but your immediately in the swamp
Technically speaking, the Tek gear WOULD be trash since the noob wouldn't be able to equip it
He is speaking the language of the gods
Lmfao I never thought of that
Yes also heavy turrets destroy it if it's standard and not Mastercraft or ascendant even then it gets zapped
Demo that tek tele
which would actually mean the noob was a pro because he was so smart with the game oh yea its all coming together now
Dude this brings so many memories. When i started i saw a theri. And i was like its friendly right? My friend said its not but i was like. It has feathers it has to be friendly :D! Worst mistake ever lmfao
Theri was the first thing that killed me
@@corrupteddoggo818 man the theri followed me everywhere after i came next to it lmfso
Ikr, it haunts you until your dead, you can fall asleep at night and the there will be under your bed
Same i saw a iguanodon so i was like i was gonna tame it i had a level 10 tric and a level 25 para so i left then came back i saw it but i was big so i went close to it and it started to kill my dinos
I can’t take you seriously with that pfp
Actual fact: Most of the 88% of the players of ark didn't know in their starts that the ptera eats meat and not berrys.
Bruh
i thought ptera’s eat berries before i moved on to xbox
... I'm not in the 88%... I thought they needed fishes...
In which they will eat, but not as effective as raw meat
@@TheXAllosaurus no they will not in pc atleast
@@dextermorganfr Every carnivore will eat fish meat bruh
The last one is really true on the “easy” spawn area in Lost Island
I played it for the first time today and I was getting chased by rexes most of the time
@@blobbyfisherson8368 ya I had to just increase my movement speed to even survive there
Sender : Goes for a swim
Baryonyx : So You Have Chosen Death
Also, I love it when you play the bob. 🤣
Reminds me of myself being a bob in the old days patrolling the beach and punching dodos.
Relatable, that happens to me every. single. time.
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Aimlock*
Bighead*
Guys I'm so skilled I wipe people solo!
On aberration, when you choose “portal” location to spawn first time, it says “easiest” but there was alpha basilisk like 50 meters from there, and to get out of the portal location u HAVE to cross him, cuz he is on the only entrance/exit
I remember the first time I joined I was like “aight Easy zone, cool” but I got harassed and killed 3-4 times by a raptor after just finishing my thatch base 😔 Had to relocate and leave my dodos and mats behind
First time I played, default settings as I didn’t dare mess with it, I picked the first of the easy spawns. Right after the opening scene finished, I was killed by a lv 150 sarco. And proceeded to be stubborn and try the same spawn on repeat for days.
Ended up not liking the game and putting it aside just to retry months, if not a year later. Had the addiction ever since😂😂
@@rineraanakiir lol max level of dinos is 120 lmao
@@kuckie12 no tis not lmao
@@sauronikov9254 if u play on island..
And not mess with settings..
Max is 120
Im in mobile and every time i make progress i keep getting harrassed by raptors too ( i was tryna finish a quest. Almost to the end ) and every time i try to get my stuff back they hide and i keep dying on repeat. Raptors are to annoying oml
I’m the guy who tries to play the game but eventually gets tired of getting killed and losing their Dino’s, so they enter godmode and play as normal
wait that isn't how you play?
Your videos always make my day better and happier :D nice vid!
Not me :’((
@@ILegendGaming yours do too!
When I literally started playing ark I used to think that punching dinosaurs and knocking them out is the only way to tame them...
I'm such an idiot back then 🤦♂️
Lol
so you learned the club way ?
I mean, with the right armor you can tame a raptor with your bare hands
@@XxRatGodxX You can do the same with a Giga if you got the balls.
dont worry bro, i thought the same. Also later on not knowing that alpha creatures cant be tamed and spending 10 minutes shooting an alpha rex with shocking tranq darts just to google it and be :0
(i was playing on creative btw)
Should have used abb for the difficulty trusting, most recommended spot also just conveniently spawn basilisk like crazy, if you don't know what your doing, that's painful
Genesis works too, cause for some reason bog is easy and ocean is hard
Also abb portal spawn always have Raptors from my experience
@@TexasRed-h7q Not to mention it has NO WATER!!!
@@TexasRed-h7q yea
Yeah lol, but you gotta trade something for the beauty of the map
next step from beach bob:
*see tek building stuff*
"I can get metal if I break them!"
*take tek foundations and ramps and just destroy them to get metal*
Me: *scream*
I do this all the time in pvp
Yeah that's smarf
50k soon sender 💖
I just go to the super hard zone straight away because I know the devs can’t actually tell the difference between T. rex and dodo
This bring memories of when I first played at my friends house he had allot of mods and I wanted to ride the ice monkey (ice Titan) it was kinda hard to learn with like 20 mods on
You forgot the oned who kills you and your tames, happened to me now :(
I remember my First single Player playthrough with my little brother. We tamed 2 Trikes and Only farmed using stone tools. We eventually got enough Materials to make Crossbows, Water Jars and Hide clothes. We loaded the trikes full of Food, Water, Materials, Ammo and Set off on an "Expedition" took us days to plan this out. Keep in mind we lived on South 1 spawn and behind the Mountain There's a Swamp. We went there and literally seconds into this Week long Preparation we were absolutely Shredded
All thia is so true! Also for the The cheater one, the music makes it so much better amd matches perfectly! 😂
Fawkin DIED seeing That titanosaur just fly lmao
What I got from this video is that I can fly around on a titano at superspeed for free until it dies.
when i started playing ark, i spawned in the "easy" area of the map, after watching a series of ark players, thinking i was almost a pro... a ichthyornis obliterated me in the very first minute of play.
Love your content man really awesome keep it up !
A flying titan is the funniest thing I ever seen in my life
DUDE PLEASE HOW DO I STOP FLYING
I would say I'm a pro player in ark (well kinda)
Cuz just yesterday i killed a titanosaur with an allosaurus with no cheats B) its EZ with allos bleed if u have a high level cuz titan dont take reduced damage from bleed
Also amazing video its not classic like the noob the pro the hacker
Fellow allo man, nice
Thylos better
@@mani21axe40 noice
@@tmog-gaming yea thylo does more bleed but when im taking on a titan i need more health so i prefer allo :)
@@ishmatzamanpushpita3271 30k hp and a decent saddle and your thylo won't sweat
“Rocks are OP” Yes. Every time I make a bola I’m ALWAYS running out of rocks 😭
Lol the flying titanosaurus was Hilarious
Tbh I just litteraly go on my single player worlds, go on the biggest map, and see how long it takes to break the game
I legitimately did not know that you could use the fly command on dinosaurs? The titan looks so weird flying. 😂
is it possible to get a paracer with a platform into the dragon fight with just turrets for days on its back? cause i feel like slapping a tek shield on as well and giving it a try.
I say experiment and try it out.
The cheat man got me dying of the flying titan XD
There is also the hybrid type of player One that usually cheats when wanting to have fun on a specific world
and is 100% legit in multiplayer usually cheating to gain knowledge about how dinos work ofc
pro knowledge gain and possibly a wiki editor
That last one made me think of gen 1
One is homeless who end game but still had no home/base
noob:goes in ocean/river
pirhanias: im about to end this manz whole carrer !
I like how it escalates from the person who dosent know flying things fly. Hostile things are hostile and good things are good to a litteral cheater who uses console commands
doesn't*
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@@coltonsmith3270 shut up
@@coltonsmith3270 silence sweet child, you must only wait a few more decades before you can be released onto the lowely mortals
Im deadd after the oxygen level 🤣🤣😂😂
That last one is 100% me 🤣
you got the whole noob wrong, they attack everything, they cower from everything, they take everything, they run off everything, and they die in the water 7 million times
Ngl flying a titanosaur does look like fun
Fly cheat is for when you're trying to tame a new Spino boy but bro won't go into the taming pen and you gotta chase him down after pumping him full of drugs
Best part was trying to get under the trike to trade aggro, I made that mistake first time too. XD
Me a Noob: Spawns on "easy"
trodoons: Yeah, about that.
You know where that titan spawned? I’ve found one there before
I remember as a noob being terrified of Pteranodons because I thought they would attack me.
You forgot the guy who builds random armies of dodos
01:31
Rip titanosaur
Titanosaur:👁️👄👁️ I CAN FLYYY!!!!
LMAO NO WAY WHAT ARE THE CHANCES nice pfp brodie lmaooo
honestly the noob saying the tek was trash was right since you can only make a base out of tek items if you dont have the tekgrams unlocked
that final one should be switched with alpha tribe member 😂
It should say “Easy” not guaranteed
I'm the ark player, that would be like: If it breaths, I'm scared of it. If it moves, I get as far away as possible. If it chases me, I throw a dodo at it.
To be fair what would the player on the beach do with 2 tek rifles with no ele 1 rail gun that has no ele 1 tek turret with no ele and triangle foundies and ramps?
What id do is upload the guns and turret and tp then break the other stuff down for mats and use them to get started
Easy way to tame dilos, go to area where they spawn, if they are not there, get out of render distance and come back, shoot them with tranq arrow, and put 10-20 meat in them
Have you tried hard zones most of them are volcanos sky islands snow or a trex haven
I feel like the person who made this has never met people in ark.
The levels in oxygen killed me.
That last one should have been him runnning over the hill to the other beach and seeing a spino RUNNING at him
Best ark meme maker❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂
On the first 2 days of my island world I will always find a spino in enough. Zone 1
Lol I definitely was that last one when I started
imagine ur a petradon and a titano flys past you
The first one made me so mad because he didn’t take the tech
me: goes in water. Cnidaria: Oh hello! Me:spawns somewhere else. A random
Raptor: hello! me: spawns near theri. Me: thinks it’s friendly cuz it has feathers. The theri: DONT U DARE. me:quits the game
k can i just ask you know where u type in the thingy like when u said 'fly' or 'tame' does that actually work..
There's a lot worse then those dilos, I once had a spino terrorise my noob ass
Muy bueno el video eh Sender, me gusta mucho :D
I can't under stand your language but I translate it by 1 tap
You are. Saying This video is very good eh sender,I like it a lot
thanks :D
The fact that you could put the noob label on all three
I remeber times when i have dinosaurs only with 1,2,3,4 lvl and i dont understand why i cant kill anything...good old times😏
Happy 50 k subs
That first one just looks like every fake minecraft speed run ever-
But then again once when I first started playing ark I saw some compys and thought that they would be friendly
0:45 now how did he get there without megalodons ripping him to shreds
I am definitely the person who trust the difficulty
I dont know if you had it in one of your Videos but when you skill a mana on movmentspeed it will dash longer.
Welp me when i first tame a galli thought it would like meat Lmao
The last sound is a If you know u know situation
The noob triggered me so hard...
Wildcard: Bog (easy)
Bog: *swamp with dangerous creatures*
Dud this is accurate as hell. In my first time i choosed easy too and litteraly i got spino next to me
chose*, literally*.
You forgot the person who plays as a thikk chareter model
Did I just see a titanasour fly? Yes yes I did
Bro can you tell how you tamed the titanosaurus in just 1 second?
Back when I had a thatch base and treated going to get metal with my pistol like a death sentence
0:13 rocks are underrated bro
South Zone 1"(Easy)"
* spawns a therizino and a spino *
When I tried to tame my first pt I thought it ate seeds or berries and idk why I didnt use meat
No one with a brain could possibly die to Dilophosaurs. Come on.
Me have no food
See a dodo
THE DODO💀
I have just started playing but i watched so many lets plays of this as a kid and i just Not my first One of Those Robot dinos
The best example of the false difficulties, is the swamp in genesis I. THAT ISN’T EASY
Why is there always a spino in the easy zone for meee???
I started 2 days ago and i didnt act like that instead i didnt leave spawn since I thought everything wants to eat me😂 and I saw that there was 2 spinos in the river on south easy 2😐
There is also 1 more type (mine):
Trying to kill a titan with an argy, parasaur and a trike...
U have been seeing all the comments given to your channel all the best
I like dilophosaurus, they are cool and adorable
I was screaming when he was skipping ten stuff since I’m Leval 100 but I’m being a baby about the atrifacts
Can you make memes but with mods primal fear.eternal.mega myth .etc
maybe