I loved the older keynotes from Apple. They came across very real and genuine. Nowadays there is 13 different people speaking for every single service or thing. And it's only really a video and no real feel with the audience.
yeah its less fun nowadays. But then if you look at any other presentation from any other company, you realize just how professional Apple keeps it to this day. Look at Sony's latest when they introduced their car. You cant understand a word that guy is saying lmao. And the way they talk about the car is as if they didn't really love the project. Apple has a much different approach to presenting their products. Apple still has the best and most effective presentations of any company
You know what's more demonic? Hosting your data to China voluntarily to allow them to inspect data, and then disabling features like airdrop discreetly because people were using it to share information that are against the Chinese government. I can't trust them with anything at all. Especially when they're denying they don't collect data when in fact they do collect data. At least Google is honestly about your data privacy, they will take a lot of our data, but you can disable them.
He might be a good and charismatic narrator, but not necessarily a good CEO - these guys usually have much more responsibilities other than showing up at public presentation once in a year
Which is interesting because Apple is better at stability and simplicity; they rarely have MORE features than Android. Just remember: Android had widgnets LONNGGGG before iOS did 😂
@@omotosake pixels could be fine because it’s actually made by google, but nothing compared to the control on apple devices as well as the ecosystem and services like imessage and facetime
I wish the newer in-person events would be this funny and clever. Some of my favourite parts were “How about that parallel programming joke,” “They had bought an Android phone… by mistake,” and “FREE (with limits)”
Really wish they bring live presentations back. They're so much more active and just simply better ! There's room for error sometimes, but that makes it even more comedic. The events now have great cinematography and are crafted really well, but they lack one thing, thats not being live :(
The old keynotes are my favourites. Subtle funny roasts and humour. With the live reaction of the audience. Now it feels fake with all the pre made videos with loads of different speakers.
and the new one are heartless in a sense that there is simply no human touch in them. they are all perfectly crafterd almost like if it were done by an AI rendering the whole thing. The old one had dynamism, interaction with the crowd, small jokes, winks through the 4th wall (which wasnt even there) all these prerecorded ones are so sterile that i dont think watching it in straight makes even sense… just skip skip skip… ok 15 seconds interesting… skip skip… i wish they would bring back live presentations with some old fashioned jokes. and that Tim could deliver a joke without sounding like someone is actually working on his perfect dental record :)
"Check out that trash can. That is a gorgeous trash can. You wouldn't believe how much time we spent craftintg a trash can." ~ (probably) Some Apple emplloyee after showing the 2013 Mac Pro
My favorite was this year, when he introduced some trivial feature that Apple never got around to but Android had for 10 years, and then he sarcastically said "what a time to be alive". I died.
@@FoxSock i mean, have you seen the s23 ultra? It's more expensive than the iPhone in most countries. Thank god with that almost doubled price they slightly have better stuff inside the phone.
That’s the stupidest ideas ever, lol Craig should be in them a lot of the time but Craig ain’t no ceo. Tim Cook should host all of the keynotes, in my opinions. For some weird reason if Apple does choose Craig to host all of the keynotes, at least they should make a specific role for that.
If Apple won't do a live keynote this year, it's gonna feel like they're distancing themselves from their customers. Yeah pre recorded presentations are easier to control and they don't have to risk with the live reaction but come on, they need to do it this year.
I loved the older keynotes from Apple. They came across very real and genuine. Nowadays there is 13 different people speaking for every single service or thing. And it's only really a video and no real feel with the audience.
Also it feels now like an hour long ad with no real world presentation
yeah its less fun nowadays. But then if you look at any other presentation from any other company, you realize just how professional Apple keeps it to this day. Look at Sony's latest when they introduced their car. You cant understand a word that guy is saying lmao. And the way they talk about the car is as if they didn't really love the project. Apple has a much different approach to presenting their products. Apple still has the best and most effective presentations of any company
There is no audience except TH-cam
You can tell that all the people they have speaking now are to pander to people because of diversity
Well see if we come back to the live presentations now that covid has pretty much ended.
"FREE! ... with limits" That's Apple's motto
😂😂 the way he delivered that
Ohhhhh the unlimited limits.
Free.... except the device and $1000 stand
I love how tim cook can't stop talking so seriously about android like it's a demon
Because to him it is. Without Android the rest of the market would be so fragmented that nobody would want to use it.
Andriod is a demon 💀 😈
Because it is. 👹
You know what's more demonic? Hosting your data to China voluntarily to allow them to inspect data, and then disabling features like airdrop discreetly because people were using it to share information that are against the Chinese government.
I can't trust them with anything at all. Especially when they're denying they don't collect data when in fact they do collect data. At least Google is honestly about your data privacy, they will take a lot of our data, but you can disable them.
android is much better, I'd pick a s22 ultra any day over a iphone 14 pro max. Just a superior phone in all regards even with outdated os.
How can you not love Craig
easily
all it takes is having eyes and ears
5:07
how can you love Craig, that is the real question
Especially that hair scene. You know what I’m talking about if you watch Apple events
Craig has become the humorous heart of apple’s events and I’m all in for it
Yeah he is funny
I do hope Craig becomes the next CEO after Time steps down
Yea
Yes
Yeah
Yep
T I M E
older wwdcs were wild 😅
And also the android startup with the robot pissing on Apple logo
Covid took them from us😭
@@skylovescars69420 I HAD THAT xD
“wild”
the "OS Weed" joke was wild 💀
Just shows how minimal crowd work can make these keynotes much more fun and exciting
I would of loved to have Os 10 weed tho 😂😂😂
“Hey siri, How much time until the meeting?!”
“You still have 90 minutes, David. Relax, and enjoy the herb. ;)”
Yes 😍😍😍😍
I hope the future demos include comedy like this! I didn't realize how entertaining they used to be
Way to many things can go wrong, I‘m pretty sure the live demos will never return
Craig is the less evil version of Steve Jobs.
Agree.
I think Steve ain’t evil but Tim is
He's just funny. Steve Jobs was cold but genius, nobody is like Steve Jobs.
Steve Jobs was better, but i still love both
@@F1BDwe can all agree that tim cook is shit
“With limits” 😂 he’s my favorite tbh
If they appoint anybody else as CEO other than Craig I’m writing Apple’s HR team a strongly worded email
nah, write to the board of directors they decide the CEO
@@lpjzof I’ll pretend to be Warren Buffett (Berkshire Hathaway owns 6% of Apple) and ask very politely to make Craig CEO
It's likely going to be Jeff Williams, the COO. He's even become the direct report for the design team after Evans Hankey left the company.
He might be a good and charismatic narrator, but not necessarily a good CEO - these guys usually have much more responsibilities other than showing up at public presentation once in a year
"Sent from Outlook"
Craig still eats them keynotes up to this day 😌
All hail Hair Force One!
@@MyBlogsTV Yuhhhh
man i hate this phrase
inferior devices 😂 the shots to android are hilarious
Which is interesting because Apple is better at stability and simplicity; they rarely have MORE features than Android.
Just remember: Android had widgnets LONNGGGG before iOS did 😂
@@coldbrew6104 and when apple did them most android devs stumbled to make theirs closer to apples because they know who is better
Android during this time was actually kind of bad. Nowadays though, Android blows garbageOS out of the water.
@@VeeTHis i’ve used an s20 up until december 2022 where i upgraded to an iphone and i can assure you that’s not true
@@omotosake pixels could be fine because it’s actually made by google, but nothing compared to the control on apple devices as well as the ecosystem and services like imessage and facetime
Where is MacOS Weed ? 😂
I wish the newer in-person events would be this funny and clever. Some of my favourite parts were “How about that parallel programming joke,” “They had bought an Android phone… by mistake,” and “FREE (with limits)”
Legend has it, he still hasn't called mom back
Really wish they bring live presentations back. They're so much more active and just simply better ! There's room for error sometimes, but that makes it even more comedic. The events now have great cinematography and are crafted really well, but they lack one thing, thats not being live :(
Wow, back when Apple had a personality.
Nowadays they are just another soulless company
Yall gotta watch some of the recent WWDCs, lots of memeable craig moments there
@@YD_. showing off the instant wake on M1 and running at super speed come to mind
The old keynotes are my favourites. Subtle funny roasts and humour. With the live reaction of the audience. Now it feels fake with all the pre made videos with loads of different speakers.
and the new one are heartless in a sense that there is simply no human touch in them. they are all perfectly crafterd almost like if it were done by an AI rendering the whole thing.
The old one had dynamism, interaction with the crowd, small jokes, winks through the 4th wall (which wasnt even there)
all these prerecorded ones are so sterile that i dont think watching it in straight makes even sense… just skip skip skip… ok 15 seconds interesting… skip skip…
i wish they would bring back live presentations with some old fashioned jokes.
and that Tim could deliver a joke without sounding like someone is actually working on his perfect dental record :)
"Check out that trash can. That is a gorgeous trash can. You wouldn't believe how much time we spent craftintg a trash can."
~ (probably) Some Apple emplloyee after showing the 2013 Mac Pro
My favorite was this year, when he introduced some trivial feature that Apple never got around to but Android had for 10 years, and then he sarcastically said "what a time to be alive". I died.
As a hardcore Android user, I absolutely love the hard Android roasts from Apple, competition is awesome:D
Craig complimenting the trash can is a perfect meme for when I feel low about myself lmao
Craig: *Makes the audience erupt from laughter with everything he says.
Meanwhile Tim: Uh Android. Android sucks.
I miss Craig’s live demos :(
I would’ve went straight to mac if they made OSX Weed
That trash can killed me 😂 💀
Dude literally just outlined the entire SMS thing and nobody blinked.
God, this makes me love Craig. Honestly some good humor.
As a hardcore Samsung user
This is great
I'm sorry for you.
@@alpitu21 apple makes good devices but they are horrendously over priced
@@FoxSock i mean, have you seen the s23 ultra? It's more expensive than the iPhone in most countries. Thank god with that almost doubled price they slightly have better stuff inside the phone.
@@FoxSockthey’re not that far off Samsungs anymore tbh
@@FoxSock what makes it "over priced"?
you can tell craig is super passionate about his job and loves what he does
The Craig lore that he had grey hair even as a kid
1:27 (with limits)
Everyone: AW CO-
Craig: OK NOW TO THE NEXT BIG THING WE MADE AR CONTACT LENSES WHICH SHUT YOU UP
Craig is the best, really made the keynotes fun to watch. Wouldn't mind more Craig humor in the next keynote
Craig for me is the succesor of the Steve's Humour
craig has not aged a day
I want Apple to bring back the live Keynotes, so much more personal and real, I think we've had enough with the video ones
Craig dunking on his colleague's parallel programming joke has to be one of the greatest WWDC moments of all time.
0:16 This can also be referred to their Mac Pro from 2013
I miss Jony, I miss the good old time.
Craig will always send the Steve Jobs legacy to us.
You got me hooked at the trash can.
We LOVE Craig!
“they had bought an Android phone… by mistake. and then had sought a better experience… and a better life”
💀
this is probably my favorite wwdc keynote ever
Can't believe that's almost ten years ago. 🥹
It is now
Craig needs to be CEO
*WHY DON'T YOU AWNSER SON!?*
mom i'm in WWDC!!
As an Android User, the jokes about android were great and they addressed some flaws with it.
I miss it when they were like this
I don't care if they don't bring the old keynotes back but at least make Craig the only host of all of them
That’s the stupidest ideas ever, lol
Craig should be in them a lot of the time but Craig ain’t no ceo.
Tim Cook should host all of the keynotes, in my opinions.
For some weird reason if Apple does choose Craig to host all of the keynotes, at least they should make a specific role for that.
Tim is so brutal
This made my day. Here’s to the importance of a studio audience!
One of the funniest WWDCs for sure
Craig Federighi is one of the best presenters at Apple!
This is why I love watching WWDC
The Jonny Ive diamond-cut spoon joke got me rolling
I really miss the legend you know......😞
Imagine if Craig became next ceo of Apple… the keynotes would be amazing
If Apple won't do a live keynote this year, it's gonna feel like they're distancing themselves from their customers. Yeah pre recorded presentations are easier to control and they don't have to risk with the live reaction but come on, they need to do it this year.
I feel like Tim only talked about Android 😅
I think Steve would be proud
Back when Apple was run by humans
Oh dear god... WELL THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD TIME TO SHOW OFF A FEATURE
Yes I want to willingly watch in 2023, a 2014 event funny moments video, posted in 2021.
They love so much the trash can that its the only that didnt changed 😂
I wish next WWDC will be like in good old days. Sinse I was a young teen I have a dream to visit one IRL in that theatre room.
The pandemic kinda ruined that experience...
@@JermaineBeatsYT But now it's almost endemic
Why don't they make them like this anymore?
Yes Craig, we want OS X Weed
wish we still had Steve because he didn't clown on which devices you have
Pretty sure they don't hate android they are just doing jokes
Yes he did lol
yeah he never made jokes about windows or microsoft
Nice compilation. Many great moments. :)
Man I miss these old live presentations from apple.
all this tells me is that KitKat came out almost 10 years ago and I'm old
ceo poor shaming is just typical apple behaviour
I think Craig Federighi should be a standup comedian and no one can change my mind
I miss the days of funny keynotes. Bring them back Apple!
I miss the funny keynotes. Now it’s rare you get any cheeky comments or vignettes.
Craig reminds me the Jobs keynotes. Entertaining and informative.
I miss these keynotes and the digs at android
Legendary
I enjoyed every second
Man I miss this era of macOS
i miss live presentations :(
I wish this old style keynotes would come back... it felt more alive.. more connected with human
I miss this old apple. Everything went downhill after the pandemic with the pre-recorded keynotes.
“And check out that gorgeous trash can” got me rolling
I miss this
Let’s protect Craig Federighi at all cost!!!
I wanna see them do an April Fools ad campaign for MacOS Weed
Bro Tim Cook was waiting for that laugh track in the first one 😂
The new mac will cost $150000 so you can have this beautiful new trashcan icon.
“You wouldn’t believe how much time we crafted that trash can”
Damn I just got the Mac Pro trash can joke after all these years....LOL
the og keynotes are the bomb
I love craig
They talk about ancient history in 2014 and their macOS design in 2023 still has 2008 vibes
as a gorgeous trash can Craig is truly a comedian