Korone Keeps Making Increasingly Cursed Choices in the Game of Life, SMOK in Shambles [Hololive]

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  • @JustChiaki
    @JustChiaki ปีที่แล้ว +1712

    The sequence of Korone going into debt to get surgery so that she can keep being an idol, getting married to help pay off that debt, and then immediately quitting being an idol due to getting married is such a perfectly set up punchline. You can't even script this kind of comedy lol.
    Mio's plan to have 99 children and several professional baseball teams made up of those children was also pretty good too. This version of Life seems crazy lol

    • @無教会内村
      @無教会内村 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I loved how they called Okayu "Black Jack", referencing the manga, when she had to perform the career-saving throat surgery

    • @Starfall01
      @Starfall01 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ​@@無教会内村"I... am just feeling alive.. "

  • @bigbakaboon
    @bigbakaboon ปีที่แล้ว +506

    "All my debt is paid off......I'm gonna buy the space station. Maybe NASA will send me gifts."
    god i love this doggo.

  • @Razdotgg
    @Razdotgg ปีที่แล้ว +1178

    Oh this is what I've been waiting for. Out of everyone, Korone just keeps getting bad rolls throughout the game lmao, but somehow pushed through the end.

    • @ThatchNetherfold
      @ThatchNetherfold ปีที่แล้ว +65

      And somehow not being in last place.

    • @NotAGingerISwear
      @NotAGingerISwear ปีที่แล้ว +59

      It's funny how a bad session in game of life is actually better at depicting life lol

    • @riventv4927
      @riventv4927 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So another day for the Yubi eating Doog?

    • @justadummy8076
      @justadummy8076 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ThatchNetherfoldof course it’s ducking Subaru who ends up last 😂😂😂

    • @world4saker
      @world4saker 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      the gods of comedy won't leave their best comedians hangin dry

  • @casteanpreswyn7528
    @casteanpreswyn7528 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    Korone: of course you can pick a girl
    Also Korone: which one of these suckers can I milk the most money from?

    • @Colopty
      @Colopty ปีที่แล้ว +127

      She might be a leech, but she's an equal opportunity leech.

    • @shankingbuddy3629
      @shankingbuddy3629 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      the more options, the merrier

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      When it comes to making money, why limit your options?

  • @Saihamaru
    @Saihamaru ปีที่แล้ว +386

    "you might have lived a stable and prosperous life.... but was it any fun?"
    - the mad dog korone

    • @ethanfreeman1106
      @ethanfreeman1106 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The Mad Dog "Owner of A Space Station" Korone

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Aka inu

    • @01100101011100100111
      @01100101011100100111 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Reminds me of Sseth talking about playing engineer in _Synthetik_
      "Roll the dice. Take the chance. Wager your entire life. BUY EVERYTHING. Throw it all away, only to get it back, tenfold!"

    • @ThatGuy-c
      @ThatGuy-c 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ~Akai na​@@Speed001

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ThatGuy-c
      Fubuki says "akai na" over 4000 times

  • @SeanCrosser
    @SeanCrosser ปีที่แล้ว +556

    Makoto be like "My Childhood Sweetheart Became An Idol In Debt And She Just Proposed To Me?!"

    • @Pluveus
      @Pluveus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      That's how they got out of debt, that's a crazy manga idea.

    • @scavengersix2161
      @scavengersix2161 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      Makoto's manga biography, 妻の借金が止まらない!, got picked up by a major animation studio and was a smashing success. The spinoff, 妻がローンを組んだのは…宇宙ステーション?! did even better, and remained near the top of the ratings board the entire time it was airing.

    • @Ausdrake
      @Ausdrake 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      @@scavengersix2161 "My Wife Took out a Loan... On a Space Station?!" killed me lmao, haven't laughed that hard in a while. Also a genuinely funny concept for a manga series haha

    • @theflame7153
      @theflame7153 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I’m sure someone is making this manga as time passes. The life of Korone “The bread Dog”

    • @KanuckStreams
      @KanuckStreams 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Meanwhile all of chat being like: "IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! NOT HIM!"

  • @emoboywill
    @emoboywill ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Only Korone would think “im so sad I’m going to turn into to a Christmas tree for awhile” and thats why we love her

    • @Not_MissHina
      @Not_MissHina ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And somehow had a house in space, goddamn

  • @Razdotgg
    @Razdotgg ปีที่แล้ว +1200

    Out of all that.
    Korone:
    Becomes an idol.
    Rejected her future husband after having a childhood friend arc with the guy
    Actively tries to stay at her idol career. Even paying 100 million yen to stay
    Actually changed her mind on said husband
    Asked to propose him with a 77% chance
    Gets married
    With 200 million yen in debt
    Forced to quit idol job due to being married
    Husband becomes a mangaka, so it's okay
    Manages to pay it all off
    gets into debt again
    Becomes a chef
    Wins a lot of money from game shows and vegas
    Lastly, she owns a spaceship house.
    Man I love Korone lmao. She is indeed crazy doggo.

    • @errorcopythat
      @errorcopythat ปีที่แล้ว +132

      This is what life is like, there are lots of ups and downs and you end up in strange places you couldn't have imagined, like space

    • @venkaramon
      @venkaramon ปีที่แล้ว +82

      ​@@errorcopythatespecially if youre a doggo who picks things out of random whims most of the time

    • @johnokland1652
      @johnokland1652 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Lol damn what kinda of doujin's is he selling at the artist alley in comiket if they can afford a space station 😂😂

    • @wchan39
      @wchan39 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      ​@@johnokland1652Imagine that, making a doujinshi based on what happened in a playthrough of The Game of Life.

    • @Razdotgg
      @Razdotgg ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@johnokland1652On some Naruto/AoT/MHA/Jojo/Evangelion levels of popular manga that would make Makoto have space station money lmao

  • @66Xeno
    @66Xeno ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Korone finally getting out of debt and then deciding to buy the space station was the best insane thing I've seen today. XD

  • @wolfwoof4446
    @wolfwoof4446 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    Korone's life here was nothing short of a roller coaster! And the comedic timing was stupidly hilarious lol. The fact that she was desperate to marry makoto but then had to unintentionally quit being an idol had me lmao

    • @pon3d120
      @pon3d120 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The other girls even warned her too.

  • @johnokland1652
    @johnokland1652 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    The real funny part is Subaru through no fault of her own and doing everything normally take a loss to the lucky dog idol and her space station eroge artist husband after they overcome like over 70 million usd worth of debt

  • @XykloneHL
    @XykloneHL ปีที่แล้ว +129

    You know it’s a good stream when JShay creates an anime episode length clip of it

  • @Arkaeuss
    @Arkaeuss ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Japanese game of life looks wild.

    • @tsuk1mi
      @tsuk1mi ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Far better than the abomination of the US version one

    • @flowerdolphin5648
      @flowerdolphin5648 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Looks amazing. So much more personality. I really want the JP game of life in English.

  • @Tiavals
    @Tiavals ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Wow, this version of Game of Life seems SUPER much better than the one I saw played recently where you just spun the wheel. Here you make all kinds of choices with various outcomes and kinda cross-player interactions.

    • @Finsternis..
      @Finsternis.. ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Well, tbf the one where you "just" spin the wheel is essentially the original board game with pretty graphics.
      And while I'd say if I look for "Game of life" I'd expect the simple game, I have to say that this version seems superior obviously.

    • @goldcakes
      @goldcakes ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The original definitely has less choices and interesting things happening, but in terms of video games I think they added some gang beasts style challenges and "fights" to the western version.

  • @anthonyrebuffo9509
    @anthonyrebuffo9509 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    They all married women exept the one desperatly trying to get out of crippling debt.
    Checks out.

  • @samuelgrant7000
    @samuelgrant7000 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Holy cow SMOK streams are so funny. If only i could watch without having to have someone else translate. Some great energy from these 4. Thanks for the video!

  • @NINJUT0117
    @NINJUT0117 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    22 minutes??? I kneel

  • @brentoni2922
    @brentoni2922 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Anyone else wish there was an English translation of the Japanese version of game of life? It seems more interesting than the English version.

    • @goldcakes
      @goldcakes ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I know enough Japanese to play it but my family doesn't, so yes I do wish it had an English translation.
      If someone could get the source code for the game and provided the text is stored as text not images, it would be possible to make an unofficial English translation for jailbroken switches and emulators.

  • @rustblade7
    @rustblade7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Thank you for translating this!
    What a wild life for Korone! 😊

  • @SilverScizor753
    @SilverScizor753 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    19:42 Okayu's instant "Koro-san?!" was so good
    What a tumultuous life Korone lives, thanks for the subs!

  • @venkaramon
    @venkaramon ปีที่แล้ว +40

    korosan picks idol job
    Also korosan picks the next 2 path for love
    (In the game if you marry someone you retire as an idol the game warns you of this)
    Suprised doggo face

  • @WindStreak_
    @WindStreak_ ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Thank you for the 22 minute long clip full of SMOK goodness!

  • @CpnGame
    @CpnGame ปีที่แล้ว +26

    They say "May you have an interesting life" is a curse...

  • @TritonzAnime
    @TritonzAnime ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So happy clippers have been making longer translated videos recently 🙏🙏🙏 ty

  • @bmo3778
    @bmo3778 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Korone is so creative, she never stops surprising us with fresh ideas😂

  • @LaviniaWells
    @LaviniaWells ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I rarely watch clips of this great length but this was entirely enjoyable. I was invested in Korone's outcome in the game of life!

  • @justmutantjed
    @justmutantjed ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The number of ridiculous decisions Korone made, but managed to save herself from living in a refrigerator box under a bridge, is astonishing.

  • @pinkvishnu
    @pinkvishnu ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you so much for doing a long form clip of this stream, I was hoping someone would!

  • @lAngelingl
    @lAngelingl ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What a long translated clip! Thanks a lot for the effort you put in for our enjoyment!

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Korone’s kid: Mom, you bought a WHAT!?

  • @TheTyas
    @TheTyas ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Ignored makoto
    Marry makoto
    Success with makoto
    Makoto - i can fix her xD w

    • @nobodyunknown7720
      @nobodyunknown7720 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Welp it indeed fixed...

    • @kamal_jab
      @kamal_jab ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Makoto probably lectures her everyday about savings

    • @MrSaywutnow
      @MrSaywutnow ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He also fell in love with Korone at first sight.
      Makoto is a true Koronesuki.

  • @whdl_0411
    @whdl_0411 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This was really fun to watch lol thanks for the translation

  • @narcopsy
    @narcopsy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great video, thank you for the translations and editing!

  • @SadCharizard
    @SadCharizard ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i like the longer clip, thank you!!

  • @naraku2099
    @naraku2099 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I'm convinced Korone did it for the content (only for it to be made even better with some bad luck rolls)... and it worked. Watching her tragedy unfold had me CRYING 😂

    • @Sadeyo1
      @Sadeyo1 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The risk was well received too. Very entertaining compared to her friends safer choices. I think Mio coming in second for an entertaining game play.

  • @saltfisher
    @saltfisher ปีที่แล้ว +4

    thank you for the long clip!!

  • @Ami-vh7sr
    @Ami-vh7sr ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Korone becomes an Idol.....proceeds to go into eternal debt.....

  • @abracadabraxpotato3185
    @abracadabraxpotato3185 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you for the translation man that was fun😂

  • @snailthelostcow63
    @snailthelostcow63 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Subaru looking like Subaru meeting a Subaru look-alike as her partner who happens to like sport
    The Subaruception is uncanny
    Also, Korone's rollercoaster life reminds me of KanaLuNya collab where Luna's income graph took a comically nosedive because of the debt gamble lmao

  • @Falconwing66
    @Falconwing66 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This Game of Life is a little different from what I remember…

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Korone really thinking about getting married, and then ended up meeting with "rich" guy but ended up paying a lot. What a bad luck lol
    I just love Korone's every bad decision, it ended up being ok. Guess we should just be like Korone, always taking risk, in debt, everything would turn out to be alright! xD

  • @mr.j5112
    @mr.j5112 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Damn. I salute you Makoto.

  • @eleegeant_dergenter
    @eleegeant_dergenter ปีที่แล้ว +9

    *_Korone's life really was meant to be for entertainment_*

  • @darklordumbreon
    @darklordumbreon ปีที่แล้ว +15

    If the game of life looked like this id actually play it

    • @DanielGonzalez-vo5ni
      @DanielGonzalez-vo5ni ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is the game of life just not sure which version they actually got me interested with them all streaming it frequently

    • @MrSaywutnow
      @MrSaywutnow ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DanielGonzalez-vo5ni It's the Japanese version, which is a variant of the western version - the biggest difference is that in the JP version you start off as a child.

    • @goldcakes
      @goldcakes ปีที่แล้ว

      If we can get enough momentum behind this, an English translation could be produced in the future.

    • @MrSaywutnow
      @MrSaywutnow ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@goldcakes Milton Bradley got acquired by Hasbro decades ago.
      My impression is that they care more about easy cynical cash grabs (e.g. Game of Life Simpsons edition) than something that requires actual effort like localisation.

    • @goldcakes
      @goldcakes ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrSaywutnow Takara Tomy has rights over Jinsei game, so it's a question of whether they want to or are allowed to make English localised versions.(in addition to what you mentioned of course)

  • @yamiRic
    @yamiRic ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for long clip!

  • @JovialHeretic
    @JovialHeretic ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Korone's path here is the ultimate perseverance and ambition versus luck.

  • @Starfall01
    @Starfall01 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At this point she is already a protagonist with a thicc plot armor

  • @logandunlap9156
    @logandunlap9156 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    incredibly compelling story arcs wtf

  • @camilamatosdasilva6212
    @camilamatosdasilva6212 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Been getting daily updates from 4ra on match highlights, loving it! 📱🏏

  • @wave6553
    @wave6553 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Of course the JP Game of Life is like this

  • @DragonxFlutter
    @DragonxFlutter ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Korone’s got the heart of a gambler!

  • @zhefaloosia7953
    @zhefaloosia7953 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    her life was a wild ride

  • @pokehybridtrainer
    @pokehybridtrainer ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That fucking scream in the end, aha

  • @Mitaka.Kotsuka
    @Mitaka.Kotsuka ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We need a wife as mentally strong as Korone. her ability to stay like "Its gonna be alright" at the face of financial ruin is awesome

  • @syaasy99
    @syaasy99 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Koro-san everytime there's a choice. I would liké the 3rd option

  • @101Meeko101
    @101Meeko101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you know how they say life is a rollercoaster? after watching Korone's run I get it

  • @Vyrea13th
    @Vyrea13th ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ehem let's enjoy guys xD

  • @BakusanDayo
    @BakusanDayo ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "'You start tomorrow,' they must've had an urgent opening to fill"
    This sounds SO meta considering how Korone joined Hololive lol
    Yagoo probably said something along those lines after recommendations from Fubuki.

  • @KaitoD
    @KaitoD ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It was all Makoto's doing that helped her

  • @Rodoadrenalina
    @Rodoadrenalina ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i mean, Korone's life has been just as crazy irl

  • @TOXICTUNA64
    @TOXICTUNA64 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    JShay, you legend!

  • @hitomi-chanisshywithstrang56
    @hitomi-chanisshywithstrang56 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Koro-san's group collabs are always gold 😂

  • @Cosmo-_-
    @Cosmo-_- ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ignore me, I'm just leaving a like and a comment so the TH-cam algorithm knows that this is the type of content that I engage the most with.

  • @yodawgzgaming4416
    @yodawgzgaming4416 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    omg, I was cackling at Korone breaking out the Christmas Tree face when she was down on her luck

  • @WestefordVT
    @WestefordVT ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This version of Game of Life looks so fun!

  • @skylinefever
    @skylinefever ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Of course he fell in love with Korone. Her "Hey guys!" charms everyone.

  • @coffeeinhandproductions3238
    @coffeeinhandproductions3238 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Somehow given enough money and resources I can see Korone actually buying the ISS and living up in space. This game has sure changed since I played as a kid, yet Monopoly forever remains the same experience no matter how much it's updated.

  • @lonewulfyamcha
    @lonewulfyamcha ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'This game is all about net worth.' ah, just like real life...

  • @snailthelostcow63
    @snailthelostcow63 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Korone's husband became an instant simp the moment he met Korone's kind (?) eyes
    He's a gamer

  • @Agmanthion
    @Agmanthion 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    more evidence that korone is my spirit animal

  • @magiciansforce
    @magiciansforce ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This version of Life is way better. Can we all agree? I'd totally play this.

  • @misterturkturkle
    @misterturkturkle 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    subaru: it looks like we're gathered for a death game
    the game: life

  • @UnclePutte
    @UnclePutte ปีที่แล้ว

    This game is such a chaos generator. I love it.

  • @GunthersLoyalSoldier1307
    @GunthersLoyalSoldier1307 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    She was out of debt for 3 minutes only get back into debt!?

  • @colBoh
    @colBoh ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watching Hololive JP clips makes me miss the days when viewers could submit subtitles to TH-cam. It's disappointing that YT removed the feature rather than require the clip owner to approve them first.

  • @Malkamok
    @Malkamok ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Korone's lifestyle is too much for my heart 😂

  • @GeorgeMonet
    @GeorgeMonet ปีที่แล้ว

    "Being popular is incredible."
    Popular from Wicked starts playing.

  • @Ortagonation
    @Ortagonation ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This makes me remember the scene from anime "Gamers!"

  • @CSLucasEpic
    @CSLucasEpic ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Korone had some real bad luck with that spinner

  • @theguyinblue2
    @theguyinblue2 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The spirit of Jimmy Hollywood lives on!

  • @noeliav9968
    @noeliav9968 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The security on 4ra makes me feel so secure, like my money’s in a safe 🏦🔒

  • @Pomlithe
    @Pomlithe ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dang, the Japanese version of Life seems like a lot of fun.

  • @Shadowk556
    @Shadowk556 ปีที่แล้ว

    This reminds me of the funhaus game of life video, just as chaotic of a life 😂

  • @無教会内村
    @無教会内村 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Korone receives karmic revenge for stealing Noel's husband in that PS 1 Life game they played last year

  • @901Rayman
    @901Rayman 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Recommend if you want space for 99 children”
    Pretty sure that’s Pekora’s job!

  • @brisler1
    @brisler1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Enjoy every second in this video.

  • @mankovitch1130
    @mankovitch1130 ปีที่แล้ว

    her life was massive roller coaster ride 🤣

  • @Fuburu
    @Fuburu ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Makoto my guys let's drink our ugliness away😂🍻

  • @weavelcow9596
    @weavelcow9596 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wait, this was the game of life? Went I went to their stream I thought they swapped games to this. Guess I'm just suprused at how different this is.

    • @MaxiUsagi
      @MaxiUsagi ปีที่แล้ว

      this is Jinsei Game for Nintendo Switch not the american one

  • @0PrettyBoy
    @0PrettyBoy ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Game looks fun. Anybody know if this version is only available in JP?

    • @PipimiOden
      @PipimiOden ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, it's sadly a japanese exclusive.

  • @clairemitsuki
    @clairemitsuki 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    korone be like: don't worry, THIS IS TECH!!

  • @AltraKae
    @AltraKae ปีที่แล้ว

    🎄Korone: "High risk, high income."

  • @NeroTheBoop
    @NeroTheBoop 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    SMOK collabs are still one of the best things ever in Holo😂

  • @xilverxoul6917
    @xilverxoul6917 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why can't we have a cool version of Life like this? XD

  • @ramonoliveira763
    @ramonoliveira763 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4ra's loyalty program is just too good, racking up points like a pro 🏅💎

  • @PhoenixNoKiseki
    @PhoenixNoKiseki 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My Oshii being chaotic, no change there then. :)

  • @halfbee7886
    @halfbee7886 ปีที่แล้ว

    Korone has got the craziest life ever. 😂

  • @oreyon9514
    @oreyon9514 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Korone: Otona no kaidan noboru..
    Chat: Kimi mo mada cinderella sa

  • @Knight_2001
    @Knight_2001 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Joined 4ra’s VIP club, the perks are just unbeatable! 💎👑

  • @Zibirus
    @Zibirus ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder when i will end in a spaceship in my life