The dumpster wizard seems like a time traveler that travels throughout a multiverse and gets confused with the different realities he has traveled to and confuses them with the one he curently in.
the first olympics was 776 BCE. it’s probably hard to remember exact years when you’ve been around that long, but it’s impressive that he was that close. kudos, dumpster wizard.
Not only that, but discus was introduced to the games with the first Olympic pentathalon in 708 BCE, so the Dumpster Wizard was only about 100 years off. Socrates wasn't "canceled," aka sentenced to death, until 399 BCE, tho, so about 200 years off on that one, making for about 300 years between the two events. Pretty impressive all the same, tho, especially for being put on the spot like that
@@seansilence2697 Well Pankration is more accurately an ancient Roman sport that's like a mixture of boxing and wrestling. I know this solely because of Virtua Fighter's Jeffrey McWild.
They need to do an interview with boneless in the apocalypse and honestly Ian's expression makes this that much funnier. He also seems like a therapist.
@Condatore hamburgerhotdoghamburgerhotdoghamburgerhotdoghamburgerhotdog YAEVAH FEEL YOUR SKIN MELT OUT IN A MILLION DEGREES HEAT OUTIN THE POST APOCALYPSE SUMMAH
I cannot help but be EXTREMELY impressed by Shayne's improv skills, and how Ian plays so well into what Shayne's character says and comes up with the perfect, dry-humored replies without bursting into laughter. They're truly talented
Depends on if that's what they actually meant, cuz they were talking about "rotations of the Milky Way around the center of the universe," Which would mean that he's mixing up rotations with revolutions. If that _is_ what he meant, I'm fairly certain that number has either never been calculated, or is simply incalculable due to a lack of information. Either way, that would mean that his age in incalculable by human standards and that he's an immortal who likely survived the Big Crunch and the Big Bang. Multiple times.
@@MotleyNerd On the topic of the milky way revolving around the centre of the universe, I don’t think it is technically possible so he must have meant the rotation of the galaxy. Since the universe is constantly expanding, the milky way should be travelling away from the centre. This is assuming the location of the big bang is still in the centre and not at one edge projecting away from it in one direction. (Which is part of some parallel universe theories). That would be more of a distributed mass problem and dark matter would make that an impossible equation. Although I’m no expert, just space nerd who took a few physics courses in college. I could be completely wrong but it’s interesting to think about.
@@MotleyNerd are you sure about the big crunch theory, would heat death not be more plausible, since we have observed the universe's expansion to keep accelerating?
And from a quick Google, it takes 225-250 million years for the Milky Way to revolve around the center of the galaxy. So 450-500 million years old is accurate lol
@@antonrnik yea but like that's the main point of a interview videos like this to not break character, plus we only see what makes the cut im sure there's plenty of stuff that doesn't where he is.
I love the fact that sometimes Shayne breaks character a little bit for just a few seconds. It just shows how much he likes playing the dumpster wizard
This actually had me dying. Ian’s acting was great these two are a great combo always. Only reason I stsrted watching this channel was the Ian Shane combo had me weak.
I don't think it has ever been just them two in a video before. They work best as a trio with Courtney or Damien, though their duo power is strong too.
So happy to see the Dumpster wizard. Shayne is so creative and funny with his characters. He really knows how to do funny improv and really get into character. Ian was so good keeping his cool and playing off Dumpster wizard.
When will you release the coveted interview with the general of the sassy leg infantry? I need to know his idols and his sources of inspiration. Maybe his top three mottos that he lives by.
I want a burger man version, where damian just speaks in poetry the whole time Brianna boho Lex orange county The chosen And the one damian character who went to jwail for cwimes
Why is Ian that one teenager at the family reunion who doesn’t care about anything but the Dumpster Wizard is that toddler that decided to attach to Ian. Anyone else getting those vibes?
I don't think anyone will ever read this, but dang Shayne.. that was so on spot. I literally couldn't watch this on public transport, because I couldn't contain my laugh and I had to wait until I got home. I seriously don't remember ever laughing so hard on a yt video, I was tearing up from laughter every 20 seconds. Keep it up guys! Also loved Daddy Ian.. feels kinda weird to write it down like this.. aanyway thanks Ian for making funny stuff even funnier. Great interview!
i'm not sure why, but everytime i see the dumpster wizard, i always want to try to make the same face. i have no idea how shayne twists his face to make it look like that
The Dumpster Wizard is one of my absolute favorite Smosh characters 🖤 I'd love to see them reboot this format with Anthony interviewing different Smosh characters!
Dang, this character looks like it takes a year off of Shayne's life every time he does it.
That’s just the wig
A fair price to pay
Hey! I love your impression vids!!!
If y’all ever do some more Script Not Found content, I’d say get all of the Smosh crew in at some point. Those episodes would be hella fun
@@kamccomb16 That'd be amazing. We're definitely working on re-vamping our show!
Shayne is so quick with his responses. He's a really good character actor.
For a lot of them sure but the video is also edited with cuts.
Most of them were reactionary nonsense
Shane is bae and his crazy needs to be in check
hes improv king
I just want to clarify that it’s Shayne not Shane. But yes he’s amazing at improv kinda stuff.
The dumpster wizard seems like a time traveler that travels throughout a multiverse and gets confused with the different realities he has traveled to and confuses them with the one he curently in.
I feel like time traveling may have messed him up or he's seen some shit
This makes a LOT more sense than him being roughly 500 million years old, lol.
The Dumpster Wizard is a Joker alter-ego.
I was literally thinking this
And in all that time, he never heard of Migos
The fact that Shayne didn't fucking lose it on some of these responses is insane to me
the first olympics was 776 BCE. it’s probably hard to remember exact years when you’ve been around that long, but it’s impressive that he was that close. kudos, dumpster wizard.
Well he’s been around the milky way twice apparently, so he’s approximately 500 million years old
Not only that, but discus was introduced to the games with the first Olympic pentathalon in 708 BCE, so the Dumpster Wizard was only about 100 years off. Socrates wasn't "canceled," aka sentenced to death, until 399 BCE, tho, so about 200 years off on that one, making for about 300 years between the two events. Pretty impressive all the same, tho, especially for being put on the spot like that
I'm impressed that Shayne knew what Pankration is
@@seansilence2697 Well Pankration is more accurately an ancient Roman sport that's like a mixture of boxing and wrestling.
I know this solely because of Virtua Fighter's Jeffrey McWild.
Excellently appropriate use of kudos.
They need to do an interview with boneless in the apocalypse and honestly Ian's expression makes this that much funnier. He also seems like a therapist.
PLEASE interview Boneless
Boneless and dumpster wizard should interview each other, ultimate chaos
i was literally j thinking that this needs to happen immediately
@Condatore hamburgerhotdoghamburgerhotdoghamburgerhotdoghamburgerhotdog YAEVAH FEEL YOUR SKIN MELT OUT IN A MILLION DEGREES HEAT OUTIN THE POST APOCALYPSE SUMMAH
hell no! let him interview the weird one , same by Courtney.....you know the one who tells a group of girls how baby's are born xD
I cannot help but be EXTREMELY impressed by Shayne's improv skills, and how Ian plays so well into what Shayne's character says and comes up with the perfect, dry-humored replies without bursting into laughter. They're truly talented
Exactly, this show is only good because of the improv. I can only see this show being good with Courtney and Damien as the other guests
I feel like Ian is just really comfortable around Shayne so it probably helped. But talent is a huge factor.
“Are fruits just a tree’s ballsack?"
Dumpster Wizard do be asking the real questions doe
They form from the ovaries, so close enough.
thanks, Kim Jong-un
He's 2 milkyway rotations old? That makes him 500 million years old, roughly.
Depends on if that's what they actually meant, cuz they were talking about "rotations of the Milky Way around the center of the universe," Which would mean that he's mixing up rotations with revolutions.
If that _is_ what he meant, I'm fairly certain that number has either never been calculated, or is simply incalculable due to a lack of information. Either way, that would mean that his age in incalculable by human standards and that he's an immortal who likely survived the Big Crunch and the Big Bang. Multiple times.
@@MotleyNerd On the topic of the milky way revolving around the centre of the universe, I don’t think it is technically possible so he must have meant the rotation of the galaxy. Since the universe is constantly expanding, the milky way should be travelling away from the centre. This is assuming the location of the big bang is still in the centre and not at one edge projecting away from it in one direction. (Which is part of some parallel universe theories). That would be more of a distributed mass problem and dark matter would make that an impossible equation.
Although I’m no expert, just space nerd who took a few physics courses in college. I could be completely wrong but it’s interesting to think about.
@@MotleyNerd Wait what is the Big Crunch
@@logandh2 the bang Is an expansion, or the beginning, the crunch is an implosion, ergo the end
@@MotleyNerd are you sure about the big crunch theory, would heat death not be more plausible, since we have observed the universe's expansion to keep accelerating?
"Socrates had just been cancelled". The genius of this line is otherworldly
Absolutely
Please explain for a dumbass
The Dumpster Wizard feels like a toddler with dementia. It's perfect.
I'm screaming at the accuracy
meanwhile he's about 500 million years old O.o
"Maybe happiness is when you just kind of accept that none of it makes sense, and that's the point." The deepest thing Shayne said on accident.
I don’t know why but I started howling with laughter at “Gatorade or Powerade?””Probably soup!…. Is this that?”
I wonder how Shayne’s face feels like after doing this Dumpster Wizard character lol
Lol I was thinking the same thing
“The world will never know”
Childhood owl
Pain
shayne isnt in this video. its dumpster wizard and ian. did you even watch it LOLOL
My guess is that he feels like he just did the dumpster wizard face.
"MILK" LMAO
😂dude I was just trying to eat tacos and watch smosh and I saw your comment and for no reason couldn't stop laughing
@@Mystic_frogs same 😂
Milk down
A
I littleraly died!
Anthony: interviewing people with interesting beliefs, jobs and lives
Ian: interviewing the dumpster wizard
Basically the same thing, no?
are you joking? the dumpster wizard is the most valuble of them all
Ian definetly is Quality over Quantity.
Ian being just so calm throughout this is such a mood
interview? no, hes really just babysitting the dumpster wizard, let's be real
@@liddolman u right
What Ian doesn't realize is that when he reaches this age, the Smosh squad will treat him exactly like this.
I don't think that Ian will ever reach 500 million years old lol
@@AceofDiamonds07 wdym the dumpster is wizard is clearly 2 according to himself
@@name4379 2 rotations of the Milky Way around the center of the universe. 6:30
And from a quick Google, it takes 225-250 million years for the Milky Way to revolve around the center of the galaxy.
So 450-500 million years old is accurate lol
@@vision4860 I certainly learned something today
“That’s what the founding father’s heard when they signed”
When they all nearly broke character 😂🤣
If holding in laughter was an Olympic sport, Ian and Shayne would be medalists
Really impressed shayne only broke character once during this. If this were the chosen it would be dozens
Definitely.
Would still love to see The Chosen though
maybe it's just me but he's been a lot less emotion-showing lately, haven't seen him laugh much in videos and stuff :/
@@antonrnik yea but like that's the main point of a interview videos like this to not break character, plus we only see what makes the cut im sure there's plenty of stuff that doesn't where he is.
I mean, the chosen IS funnier
Please do a “Eat it or Yeet it” with everyone being their favorite character
This!!! So much this!!
But Shayne can’t be 5 people at once
I'd like to see Olivia being Olivia
This would be such a great video! PLEASE do it!!!
Boneless and The Dumpster Wizard in the same episode. Would be funny
We need an interview with The Chosen!!! Also...I can't imagine how Shane's face couldn't hurt holding that position. The bubble wrap scene!🤣🤣
"And Everybody Loves Raymond! I was the guy who didn't love him!"
Choked on my air at that one.
Everybody hates chris
Kudos to Ian for being the straight character when you know he wants in on that chaoticness
I love the fact that sometimes Shayne breaks character a little bit for just a few seconds. It just shows how much he likes playing the dumpster wizard
This actually had me dying. Ian’s acting was great these two are a great combo always. Only reason I stsrted watching this channel was the Ian Shane combo had me weak.
Ian Shayne combo is so underrated honestly. Both of them play off each other so well.
I don't think it has ever been just them two in a video before. They work best as a trio with Courtney or Damien, though their duo power is strong too.
I have to say, this is Ian's naturally funny element. He is hilarious here and it feels so much more organic than when he's on tntl
Yeah! he's more for chill things. I hope to see him on a podcast on his own in the future.
1000% Ian’s interview voice is also his “babysitting a small child” voice, right?
not have given to the child. 😶🙂😎😃
8 bots and wow
@@Lu-bt4pn Yeah, I've never seen so many bots before under one comment.
So happy to see the Dumpster wizard. Shayne is so creative and funny with his characters. He really knows how to do funny improv and really get into character. Ian was so good keeping his cool and playing off Dumpster wizard.
He sure has talent when it comes to improv and comedy.
Is it just me or does Ian’s hair look incredible?
Ian is desensitizing himself since he can't hold it in when Shayne does this character in Try Not To Laugh.
Just Shayne cutting off Ian with the bubblewrap repeatedly is hilarious!
Classic
The intro alone sent me 😂
But Shane wasn't in this episode. Dumpster wizard was
@@horrorglass6371 true true
Finally dumpster wizard getting the recognition he deserves
Edit: thx for all the likes
Yes it’s about time
I was going to say the same! Dumpster Wizard saved smosh and deserves fame
@@pvic6959 that's a tad extreme don't you think
@@SnoipaH999 (exaggeration and jokes lol)
Do the chosen next
Shayne should win an award for not laughing at his own jokes this time
"20% of what I said was the truth."
A standard to live by truly.
Was that part a lie?
"thats what the founding fathers heard when they signed..." -dumpster wizard, 5th of August 2021
Such an emotional quote **sniff**
im a big fan of this concept potentially characters could interview eachother at some point too
"I've got a team of lawyers and their all frogs" has got to be one of my favorite sentences I've ever heard.
Ian snapping his finger at the dumpster wizard like he was a dog made me loose it 😂
The Sassy Leg General would be a good Diving Deep episode idea.
Surely Brianna Boho has to be nexed?
Love the sassy leg general
"What is your biggest pet peeve?"
"Well, I had an Irish wolfhound named Peeve."
I can't with this sketch 🤣🤣🤣
I love how confused yet sure of himself the dumpster wizard is with himself
"I like to let it melt down, get back to room temp, see it how it used to be" killed me for some reason lmao
This is Ian's most outrageous interview since Jennifer Lawrence.
Both him and Anthony almost cried in that 😂
BAHAHAHAH, I forgot about that!!!! OH man, the Anthony Panic Cam was priceless
I'm going to watch it again soon.
I clicked immediately, the dumpster wizard is my favourite character of Shayne's
Mine also
I see your opinion, and raise you one COURTNEY FREAKIN MILLER
@@Pinebox88 good, but not as good
CFM, and Spencer Agnew are up there with it
Spencer and Courtney freakin Miller gotta be some of my favorites 😩
Like, I KNOW it's just Shayne playing a character, but sometimes, for brief moments, I legitimately forget Dumpster Wizard isn't real.
"Migos? Is that a muppet?!?" Killed me
"You just listed two kinds of salads!" Sent me to the afterlife
When will you release the coveted interview with the general of the sassy leg infantry? I need to know his idols and his sources of inspiration. Maybe his top three mottos that he lives by.
Omg I miss that character
I genuinely believe he was part of the ministry of silly walks but then got drafted into the war with the world's funniest joke.
This is who I would vote for next. Want to see this character fleshed out more
I held pretty strong until "I had an Irish Wolfhound named Peeve" 😂😂 That got me.
As a fellow immortal being, Dumpster Wizard and I share an expansive wealth of knowledge
we must stick together, only we can save the planet
Yes but unlike you he can poop so he has weakness
@@boreman_rides *advantage
"That's what the Founding Fathers heard when they signed it" best part of the whole video
wizard: the year was 600 bc, socrates had just been canceled.
ian: so speaking of wrestling...
Once upon a time there was 😅😄😃🤣😂😁😀
woman is snoring!🥇🏅🏆🎖🧘♂️🧘♀️🧗♂️
well that she would never wear 🤨😙😉😁
Wooow 8 bots in a row lmao
I love the fact shayne's enjoying it and controlling his own laughter
when he breaks character to laugh kills me the most 🤣🤣
7:23 Ian just sounds so wholesome I love his voice
"5 degrees beyond Celsius" is one of my favorite sentences spoken of the last two cycles of the Milky Way around the center of the universe.
please question The Chosen next!!
Would love to see a Diving Deep with Shayne's "OOOO that would be so bad" character. Expand on the character and give him a real name.
I call him Shayne Bottom.
Cuz… cuz Shayne Topp… and… and he’s a bottom in that situation.
@@Jaketendo Enyahs Bottom, please.
*Bottomm
I worry we'd find out that character is just Shayne xD
that's just shayne
Ian’s ability to keep a straight face is great
This video makes me really admire Shayne's talent.
He should go on Anthony Padilla’s channel for an interview
Separate interviews as his different characters
I spent a day with the dumpster wizard
I Spent a Day With Shayne Topp Characters
I can't stop imagining how tired Shayne's facial muscles must be after holding that expression the whole time...
I can’t even smile without it hurting 😭
Omg give this man a raise. Shayne is a really good actor!
Shayne deserves major props for staying in character for the entire show 👏👏👏
Okay now I need an eat it or yeet it episode with the dumpster wizard, boneless, the burger man and other tntl/pit characters!
Please have Barb Ross and Dumpster Wizard in a sketch together
I gotta say, Ian was amazing in this. Complimented Shayne's improv and bits perfectly
Shayne is so good at improv. I adore him
Shayne's voice as DW is getting better and better, and I love it!
I really love Ian's hair. Shayne called him Rhett once, but he had Link's hair now.
I really wanted Shayne, at the end, to just drink the whole glass of water and then put it down and just stare at Ian.
Dude I love Ian so much.
“Migos? Is that a muppet?”
Close, Mr. Wizard. It’s a group of muppets.
"Do i look like a Muppet?"
This has to be the longest he stayed in this character. I wonder how he handles that for so long, I wouldn’t be able to keep my composure.
Shayne and Ian are great together.
ians seriousness and shaynes weirdness combined is so good
I want a burger man version, where damian just speaks in poetry the whole time
Brianna boho
Lex orange county
The chosen
And the one damian character who went to jwail for cwimes
Boneless too 😫
Randall would be hilarious too
The Prince of Uwu, you say his name
You forgot the OG Cournet Frickin Miller
Do you mean the Prince of UwU?
Why is Ian that one teenager at the family reunion who doesn’t care about anything but the Dumpster Wizard is that toddler that decided to attach to Ian. Anyone else getting those vibes?
I don't think anyone will ever read this, but dang Shayne.. that was so on spot. I literally couldn't watch this on public transport, because I couldn't contain my laugh and I had to wait until I got home. I seriously don't remember ever laughing so hard on a yt video, I was tearing up from laughter every 20 seconds. Keep it up guys!
Also loved Daddy Ian.. feels kinda weird to write it down like this.. aanyway thanks Ian for making funny stuff even funnier. Great interview!
I loved his meaning of life rant omg, I know it was a jokes but man it did something to me
The first three notes of “The More You Know” music is all that was needed
Ian has a fantastic vibe today. Great calm energy for an infamous guest.
"I had an irish wolfhound named Peeve" is what broke me lmfao
"Pretty bold of you to film this in an abandoned sears" Never have I laughed this hard in my life.
This is how Anthony would also have done his "I spent a day with..." if he was still in Smosh
Omg he needs to do "I spent a day with the dumpster wizard" on his channel. I'd watch it in a heartbeat
I want Anthony to do I spent a day with Ian or smosh
I'd love to see Damien do the character that always makes Shayne laugh and Shayne has to interview him!
13:15 i was literally laughing for like 5 minutes straight omg
Two years later and I still come back to enjoy
i'm not sure why, but everytime i see the dumpster wizard, i always want to try to make the same face. i have no idea how shayne twists his face to make it look like that
we need to see boneless, brianna boho, augustus, or the chosen
Interview with boneless would be legendary lol
"In tHE ApOcAlyPsE EhhHh"
If you ever have trouble being a DM during a D&D session just ask yourself: "what would The Dumpster wizard do?".
The Dumpster Wizard is one of my absolute favorite Smosh characters 🖤
I'd love to see them reboot this format with Anthony interviewing different Smosh characters!
He's finally back again in all his glory!!! 🙌
Shane was trying so hard not to laugh at his jokes
Please, do make more Diving Deep episodes! This was fun.
Ian was f... Awesome in this video, and good job Shane
We need one of these for Boneless and for The Chosen 😂😂
It is so nice to see the Dumpster Wizard again. He’s absolutely one of my favorite characters.
I wish they would bring this back as a series. There's so many great characters to explore.
The fact that his humor is so educated makes the delivery so much better