hmm nice to find a recent comment, yeah i agree with that but having played touhou 9 i gave her a more serious and condemning voice, a voice that speaks out while she's pinning the girls down with their sins
2:33 is so awesome. the way her voice rises in pitch and intensity for every name she shouts, and the way it climaxes in those furious “DANZAI!” chants… make no mistake, that’s great songwriting and performance, even if just for a “meme” song
@@anonymousanonymous8216 I feel like you're only saying that because she's singing a song where she's acting more flippant than her canon self. I feel like if you turn down the dial a little bit it'd be the perfect Eiki voice.
"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court, a plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty." The moment when Warhammer quote is appropriate for Touhou character
First time listening: "Lmao IOSYS is always so weird" 5 replays later: "Ok this is actually quite catchy and clever made" 10 replays later: "I love the small accents put on certain words" 30 replays later "The rap part at the beginning is god's gift" 70 replays later Officially converted to ConvictorYamaxanaduism
The fact that Eiki brings up the Touhou games for Reimu. I didn't know she can break the 4th wall on top of giving everyone a stern lecture. She really is as powerful as they say.
I remember when I first saw this iosys, back when I was new to Touhou. I was trying my hardest to remember all their names and now I understand the inside jokes lol.
In some judicial systems the defendant is innocent until proven guilty In others, they are guilty until proven innocent In Gensokyo's, they are guilty until the judge gets bigger boobs
The Flandre part was a reference to Umineko where a mother named Rosa is infuriated with her daughter's, Maria, verbal tick of saying "uuu uuu" to the point where she slaps her so basically Flandre is about to get the Yamaxanadu hand
So... Long ago I played this song on beat saber, but I removed it because I thought it was too hard. Now that I play the game competitively and can beat basically anything under 10 stars I've regretted that decision because it was kind of a banger and I wanted to try the chart again. I never knew where to find it or how to look for it. I thought for a while that it might've been from Nanahira but I've scoured through a very large portion of their library and didn't find the song and I basically just considered it a loss. Then randomly on week night when I should've been asleep 5 hours ago I get this random touhou song in my recommended and I like touhou, but for whatever reason I just didn't feel like listening to it at the moment. I accidently tapped it and heared the tune and finally found the song I've been looking for so long.
I thought it wasn't too bad, it has some really tricky parts like the rap right-hand switch thing. The expert+ part with 6.66 notes per second is next on my project list though!
Think about what the two objects would look like together... Think of one bannana and two mushrooms, with the mushrooms at the top of the bannana, and on seperate sides.
there's a website somewhere that has the lyrics and translations for this song, and they have a bunch of explanations to the references they make. the bananas and mushrooms thing is in there, if you're still curious.
![[touhou PV] INTERNET SURVIVOR - Ayaponzu* feat. beatMARIO / MARON / COOL&CREATE](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/G6N943NlCbw/mqdefault.jpg)
I just realised the three cheering men turn back and stare at reimu changing her clothes at Yukari's part lol
2:19
lollll
who wouldn't lol
@Tell0 64 - Deactivated Those are called Sin Sack, they are the representation of Touhou fanboys
*pp sacks
@Tell0 64 - Deactivated they do, there is only one, he goes by hinnosuke.
Wow , the voice actor is on fire tho. Just like the class leader
3 months, 168 thumbs up, no reply
Holy moly , how did i get +100 likes? I haven’t checked my comment recently tho.
hmm nice to find a recent comment, yeah i agree with that
but having played touhou 9 i gave her a more serious and condemning voice, a voice that speaks out while she's pinning the girls down with their sins
No argument, but that's kind of their job.
Class leader?
何 で も か ん で も 罪 に す る な ()
罪という名の罪
す、す、推定無罪って
四季様、茨歌仙で言ってたもん！
嘘じゃないもん！
メイのバカ！もう知らない！
stratfordレイ
支援者が咲夜さんしかいない模様
悪いからしているのだよ罪を。
声なき声に力を
歌い手の人がめっちゃいい味出してるよね、後最初のピアノめっちゃ好き
yes.
Si.
それな！
Danzai
それな！
断罪！ってとこほんとすき
1:29
2:44
俺は万歳に聞こえる
それな
あの時の声のび太に似てるよね
2:33 is so awesome. the way her voice rises in pitch and intensity for every name she shouts, and the way it climaxes in those furious “DANZAI!” chants… make no mistake, that’s great songwriting and performance, even if just for a “meme” song
Am I the only one who thinks this is the perfect voice acting for eiki.
No.It's the perfect voice for her.
No. It’s her voice.
It honestly fits her very well.
gabe Newell sounds too amateurish. it’s a good voice but for serious and noble Judge of Hell canon shiki it falls flat
@@anonymousanonymous8216 I feel like you're only saying that because she's singing a song where she's acting more flippant than her canon self. I feel like if you turn down the dial a little bit it'd be the perfect Eiki voice.
am i the only one who would pay a lot to have iosys perform this live, with the crowd shouting the danzais and the character's names? XD
It was great
Iosys performs live?
@@flandrescarlet506 : Yes, though not often outside their own city. Seen them like... twice in tokyo?
Shurikn Ibuki what city
@@Korogunso8: The are from Hokkaido, not sure exactly where. But they do lives often over there
everyone: she is just telling that your waifu is trash
people, who's waifu is Shiki Еiki:
shiki eiki, the waifu that can't be trashtalked(literally).
Eiki roasts herself in the song too look at that long list of waifu she's insecure about having a smaller rack than lol
@@circle3565 to be fair the first handful of girls she judged are no more busty than she, barring Sanae of course.
You mean...ME?
ha thats me
This song has no rights slapping this hard even after all these years
True.
@@aimansyahmidzulkhairy909 right??
True.
Yup
It has a right, it’s touhou
yeah, send the nuclear hell birb from hell to hell!
Return to sender at it’s finest
“go to hell!”
“where’d you think i came from?”
Lol
すげえ懐かしい。中学生のころ家にネット環境が無くて古本市場へ行ってはvitaでこれ見てた。
そもそもこういう動画が目新しくてあの頃は凄い楽しかった。
Her tomboy voice make her looks badass for some reason
Maybe is because the singer is also the voice of Marisa Kirisame, that's why it sounds so "Tomboy" XD
Badass? You mean hot...
I love tomboy voices :3
@@seronymus calm down young man
@@seronymus
_H e l l ._
"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court, a plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty."
The moment when Warhammer quote is appropriate for Touhou character
basically, this is a diss track on everyone in the game lmao
Not Sakuya, though there was a nod to the pads joke 😢
@@KristiMerrittjesussaves where
@@neonlx2669 2:54
not even my fave character lol
not koishi
This is the perfect voice for eiki. Should’ve been used in anime version “memories of phantasm” ( the anime version of her voice was so high)
Higher than Snoop Dogg
well there is no official voice acting for Memories of phantasm at all, except the first episode. It is all fan's voice acting.
the Memories of Phantasm dub was made by just one person, maybe that's the reason haha
@@sageevan1563 memories of phantasm is a fan project anyways
2:18 Now I understand how Yukari knew Reimu's mensurations in the 1st Touhou M1 grand prix
illkyum hahahah 😂😂😂 good one
Nice body!
Reimu gave her a good thrashing for that, most likely.
I think it was Ran's mensurations because Reimu said "I am not that person who is eating fried tofu."
In Boundless World of Danmaku, uh... Yeah, there's SOME SHIT goin on.
*Phoenix Wright:* I somehow get the feeling this prosecutor...is going to give me a really hard time.
But Shikieiki is a judge, not prosecutor.
then in the witness stand, satori steps out
He will be judged.
久しぶりに聴きに来たけどやっぱこの曲好きだわ
それなぁ！
それなぁ
いやぁぁぁぁ懐かしすぎる…
この閻魔様いずれか生きてることも罪とか言い出しそうで怖いんですけど………
月の民かよ
可能性はあります
「生きていること それ即ち罪」
映姫様の東方裁判のアレンジ楽曲に、こんな歌詞があります
もっと言えば、小町の彼岸帰航のアレンジ楽曲に、「生けるが罪 終えるがその裁き」なんてのもあります
懐かしい。この安っぽくも東方愛に溢れた作品が好きだ
2:54
Sakuya: That's... a good idea...
呼びました？
Did you call?
@@spw8453 pads
@@devynmalu *knifed
She probably wants to give her advice, but she is too scared other people will see!
四季様の裁判にかかったら、無実でも有罪にさせられるなw
能力で犯罪者かどうか分かるやろ
つまり冤罪
本当は白だけど黒にしていくスタイルの映姫様
上級国民すこ
わいr((殴
A decade later (more or less), I still think that the woman who sang this song is the best singer in the world
6.7年前に聞いて、そう言えばこんな曲もあったなぁ、懐かしって思いながら今聞いてる。
Eiki: I am the law!!
THE LAAAAAAWWW!!!
*Marisa gets smooshed under a police car*
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I think it's time to remind everyone that...
I AM THE
LAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW
Nexie Terithu I am justice given form, i am the world.Revere me,Worship me. For i am the one true god Zamasu.
Yoshi Agentyoshi Eiki IS the senate.
Right.......
No convictions for Youmu? Naturally, she's perfect ❤
"too far-straying, half-hearted praying-- one more soul uncontent."
I'm so happy tbh
@turkia6148 this is perfect tbh 🥰
This is basically Shikieiki telling you why your waifu sucks for 4 minutes.
Too bad Nitori wasnt there 😎
So.. She's calling herself sucks? Cool.
@@aronnecroman lol
@@somezero7541 lol
Well Mokou wssnt there sooo i win
Eiki roasts your waifus for 4 minutes straight, the song.
Jokes on her hata no kokoro is my waifu
@@lazydelibird same
No Tenshi tho
@@rifkiaf7369 Which means she fibds her not guilty
I don't even have a waifu
I love how they showed ambiguity at 1:52 with Wriggle looking both like a boy or a girl.
First time listening:
"Lmao IOSYS is always so weird"
5 replays later:
"Ok this is actually quite catchy and clever made"
10 replays later:
"I love the small accents put on certain words"
30 replays later
"The rap part at the beginning is god's gift"
70 replays later
Officially converted to ConvictorYamaxanaduism
oh
100 replays later: I am Danzai, destroyer of sinners
999 replays: BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKAAA!
....that happened to me
"The rap part at the beginning is god's gift"
I resonate with this, strongly.
I know I've done my fair share of evil, but did you really have to crash my game once I got to your stage, Shikieiki-san?
**headpats**
There, there. Yamaxanadu has her reasons, (probably).
@@AkemiSakuya495 I doubt that. I believe in the Ciryes canon
wessltov the true canon
Maybe your right
it's better you don't plsy against her, literally impossible to kill at first life bar,,, well unless you use aya and medicine :D
Dude how does this sound so good? XDD
Ein ManU I know right, it's actually sounds good. I like the part at the beginning when there's the fire.
Because Touhou
@@mynameisdoppio150 Thats a good explanation tbh
I'd kill for the audio in HD, it's too good not to remaster in some fashion
It actually sounds good, I like the beat from 0:11 until 0:44.
The fact that Eiki brings up the Touhou games for Reimu. I didn't know she can break the 4th wall on top of giving everyone a stern lecture. She really is as powerful as they say.
15 million years later and it still goes hard
15 million and 2 years later and it still goes hard
Cirno in not a baka!!!
Cirno is a genius!
I'm just a little mentally impaired... But that doesn't make me an idiot!
Оккультист _ true she even stopped the 4 season insident
Cirno is the smartest fairy
@@avarixe1932 Sure take Cirno's Perfect Meth class as an example
Utsuho is a nuclear physicist, why do people call her stupid when she has more degrees than they'll ever have!?
えろ豆先生の絵ほんとすこ
Absolutely every piece of art in this is top tier, I love it
I'm so glad I've become addicted to Touhou MVs recently because this music is some of the most fire shit.
これ描いてたのえろ豆さんだったのか
豆先生だ！
あの人何気にすごいな…
I would pay big bucks for a new version of this song.
「断罪ッ！！」
の力強い言い方好き
I remember when I first saw this iosys, back when I was new to Touhou. I was trying my hardest to remember all their names and now I understand the inside jokes lol.
same, I was also very new to touhou when I found this XD
ネタがわかると嬉しいよね〜w
すごいです
The second "Danzai, danzai!" drop and the lead up go so hard
9 dislikes... Guess Cirno didn't like this vid...
She didn't like the
Baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka
part
119
Lmao
Are you still alive?
197
In some judicial systems the defendant is innocent until proven guilty
In others, they are guilty until proven innocent
In Gensokyo's, they are guilty until the judge gets bigger boobs
Good theory.
That's why Eiki thinks Cirno won't go to hell.
No comment.
@@KogasaTatara514 PADS
now try and knife me, perfect maid
you havent hit once, you never will
@@ISELLSALT are ya dead now just checking on ya
@@aaa-uc6el nope
これカラオケで歌って盛り上がれる友達と出会いたかった
1年前だけど、めちゃ分かる
分かる（1年と2ヶ月前だけど）
@@tengusannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnアクエリオンみたいに言うな()
やばい！！高校時代めっちゃハマっちゃったな、この曲！！
I was really into this song when I was in high school!!
Cirno and Flandere were the only ones who weren't sent to hell, as well as not get a conviction
Alphonse .w. They were convicted but not to hell but hard labor.
The Flandre part was a reference to Umineko where a mother named Rosa is infuriated with her daughter's, Maria, verbal tick of saying "uuu uuu" to the point where she slaps her
so basically Flandre is about to get the Yamaxanadu hand
The yuyuko part flowed really well.
drum and bass and touhou..
I APPROVE
So... Long ago I played this song on beat saber, but I removed it because I thought it was too hard. Now that I play the game competitively and can beat basically anything under 10 stars I've regretted that decision because it was kind of a banger and I wanted to try the chart again. I never knew where to find it or how to look for it. I thought for a while that it might've been from Nanahira but I've scoured through a very large portion of their library and didn't find the song and I basically just considered it a loss. Then randomly on week night when I should've been asleep 5 hours ago I get this random touhou song in my recommended and I like touhou, but for whatever reason I just didn't feel like listening to it at the moment. I accidently tapped it and heared the tune and finally found the song I've been looking for so long.
I thought it wasn't too bad, it has some really tricky parts like the rap right-hand switch thing. The expert+ part with 6.66 notes per second is next on my project list though!
3:14
“I won’t allow a turnabout.”
Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION!
"i won't allow any objections to my sentences!"
@@4storyboss HOLD IT!
**suspense theme plays**
Was looking for an Ace Attorney comment
2:51 (put English Captions on) No, Here Is *YOUR* sentence, *GO GET SUM PADS!!!* (knifed)
I don’t know whether eiki is either roasting almost every touhou character or judging them
Both
@ yes
I wonder what the she thinks of the scarlet police...
gHETTO PATROL
Ring! Ring! Ring! Scarlet callin'
Pureri
*TORURURU* “This is Doppio speaking” *talks into frog*
@@Graffels What do you mean frog? It's clearly a pay phone
*car phone*
冤罪ぽいから弁護士よんだら勝てるな
ネットに強い弁護士はどうでしょうか
くさそう
田中デストロイ
？？？「ブリブリブリブリュリュブツチチチブツチチチブリリリィーリブブブゥッッッッッッ！！」
Ah this gives me alot of nostalgia, still really good after all these years!
It's been 11 year's now and this song is still a slapper damn...
I wish I could find instrumental version of it, it's so good
おすすめに出てきてめっちゃ久しぶりに聴いたw
Fun fact: She did say Baka 9 times
(Really sure someone beat me to the joke)
ばか ばか ばか ばか ばか ばか ばか！
最後かわいい❤
Amazing ! Can't wait for the lyrics !
11 years with no likes or any comment (well now you have them e.e)
woag
new
Seriously, I just noticed after all these years that the guys were looking at Reimu lol.
Me too
懐かしい！よく聴いてた！！またおすすめに出てきてくれて嬉しい〜！前は歌詞の意味分からなかったのに今じゃわかる…w
It is nice to return back to this video and find out all the little details and easter eggs
チルノなんも悪くないやん！！
罪状 バカ
絵が可愛いでも音が意外にカッコイイ
*I NEED THE INSTRUMENTAL VERSION BACK IOSYS REEEE*
これ神曲
I like how Eiki Shiki doesn't have anything to say about Cirno so she just says she's stupid.
that's all you need to say about Cirno
This is already beyond awesome, but it'll be better when I can understand it... now to wait for English subtitles.
"i hate ambiguity!"
>wriggle in the bg
*wheeze*
めーりんを中国って呼んでるの時代だね。こういう昔の動画みるのすき
This is Perfectly Done, truly amazing
Hong: Sleeps on the job
Eirin: idk taking medical spells out of Patchy's books or something like that
Keine: Eating history out of the school's stock
i still wonder why she says mushrooms and bananas arent counted as snacks
Because mushrooms and bananas symbolize Alice and Marisa?
Think about what the two objects would look like together...
Think of one bannana and two mushrooms, with the mushrooms at the top of the bannana, and on seperate sides.
there's a website somewhere that has the lyrics and translations for this song, and they have a bunch of explanations to the references they make. the bananas and mushrooms thing is in there, if you're still curious.
Mima then link us to the website or explain. MY CURIOSITY IS KILLING ME
Mima, thy Mom gay en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Lyrics:_断罪ヤマザナドゥ！
フランが姉の罪なすりつけられてて草
I AM THE LAW
xD
ヤマザナドゥ姫の声すこ
それなですww
1:17 thank me later
You mean 2:25? I cant tell in 2:27 if you have a massive smile on your face, or just shocked. And Thx For Providong Gensokyo with Nuclear Energy XD
Shadic Libra no i mean what i said. everyone thinks thats so catchy at 1:18. at 2:27 thats certainly a smile,and thanks for complement.
I hate these kind of comments
1+1+7=9
@@oozypilot8467 mind blown
Love this you deserve more but it doesn't means you get no judgement
We need an extended version where Shiki roasts everyone in Gensokyo. This includes every fangame.
wait, so if Marisa's punishment is hard labor without snacks, but mushrooms don't count as snacks.... just a normal day then?
Reimu does not count that as punishment. That's free bananas and mushrooms.
I never knew I wanted Shikieiki Yamaxanadu rapping in my life.
*Shiki Eiki
the best way to learn the names of each character
Yeah you just need like 140 more characters
So true
I like how she called Mei-Ling as China lol
My god I love this so much
racist 1:40
transphobic 1:51
homophobic 1:14
fatphobic 2:04
anti-journalist 2:57
Femcel 2:51
the ideal woman
Huh?
precisely
need this
Lmao
I seriously want to like this more than once it’s just really good
Ah, this song brings back so many memories...
見てて思ったがとりあえず変態共どっかやってくれ
of course wriggle is there when she talks about ambiguity 1:51
2:08 Curry as beverage?! Damn Yuyuko 😂
Best IOSYS song by far !
Yeeah
I am in love with her voice
I like how sakuya is wondering why she is there, also, JUST BECAUSE I'M A DEMON GIRL DOESN'T MEAN I'M A CRIMINAL!
YES.
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