I got hit by a car in LA...
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LAPD not answering is the most fitting shit I've ever heard
Real. I got into a car accident with my friends and the cops showed up and were useless AF. Like they went and laughed at us in a corner and just pretended to get their job done. My friends and I legit blacked out and I was bleeding from my tongue 😭💀
Detective Carter from Rush Hour told me first about LAPD and he's proved it right ever since 😅
@@lorenacrystal50505 damn, sorry to hear that I hope all y’all doing good
Had to call 3 times in Madison, WI, when my car got T-boned and totalled. wife had to threaten to call the news. maybe ACAB?
@@bean-charlieartz3138 we good but damn the adrenaline rush hit so hard that I fell asleep so good that night 😭
My guy was feeling a different kind of spiritual pressure😭😭
Fucking truck kun
I saw a joke just like this on the reel lol😂😂
Physical pressure
YOU KNOW WHAT
bro predicted his own shit🤣
The fact that Tony actually felt the vehicles spiritual pressure before it hit him is on another level of insane 😭
crying 😭
That warning before hand might have saved him. Him turning his body to look back might have been the reason he didn't hit the car full body
From the police not answering, to being offered a blunt as you go to the hospital and being told your shirt is fly as you are minutes from passing out is WILD 😭 but on a serious note, thank God you are alive Tony!
if it was any other city i'd be surprised but honestly that's LA down to a T 💀pedestrians involving themself and getting mad at each other too... that city is not real 😭
As a resident, thats the most LA thing ever
@@thomdotexefaaaaaaaaaacts! I was here in the comments JUST to say that!😂😂😂😂
He got the real LA experience
LA is crazy😂
“Yo Tony why you ducking me?”
“I got hit by a car bruh.”
“Pshh, just say you ain’t comin, don’t lie”
Man since his vids popped off he been acting different smh
@@discobassgroove bffr
@@discobassgroove hahaha so true (not really)
@@StilesXclipsyour not funny 😐
@@fgggg8944 but you are ..
Tony if you see this my guy, as someone who was also hit by a car and was able to thankfully walk away with no internal injuries, TAKE CARE OF YOUR HIPS AND LOWER BACK like..... big dog I promise you, you're young it won't be as bad right now. It won't be bad for the next couple years even, but as you get older that check needs to get cashed. Be in the gym doing exercises to work on your hip flexibility/strength and your back/core strength. Also stretch regularly, especially if you feel like your muscles are tight and not as flexible. You should already do this to take care of yourself but you have to pay a little more attention to your body after something like this. Please, you don't know how bad my hip has gotten and that shit was over 10 years ago, being this young with hip pain like a 70yr old is WILD. Take care of yourself and I hope you heal up well..
Really wise advice fam hope you’re doing better these days and hope he sees this
@@thaloblue I appreciate that, yeah I’m feeling great I’d be better if I knew to do all this before but you live and you learn
Very good advice, i know waayyy too many ppl who turned to alcohol and pain meds because of this
Yeah I cry about my back pains lmao was hit at 6
Exactly. Even if you're feeling fine now, that shit can come back to haunt you for the rest of your life. I got a neck injury in my early 20s and in my late 30s I have life-altering pain.
Someone sensed his spiritual pressure and did not wanna become a side character
As someone who lives in LA trust me you got lucky the guy stopped😭💀 70% LA drivers are on crack half the time and don’t need to have their license
💯💯💯
He had to stop, big bro fucked up man's tesla
@@noobatcoc dawg 😭💀 teslas ugly anyways
@@lorenacrystal50505all cars ugly
Bro can make anything a joke 😭
He is better than all these hoe Rogan comedians. I do like Chris Delias podcast hes kind of funny
Not the female cop tryna rizz you up after you got hit by a car 😭
As he’s bleeding too 😭
Tony: What's in that?
Nurse: Just some hydrofentapropoanol.
Tony: Mmm. Type shit.
Glad you're good, homie.
Underrated comment 😂😂😂
Ive driven in 4 states (Florida, New Jersey, NYC and California) California drivers, more specifically Los Angeles drivers, are the most unhinged and unsafe drivers i have ever experienced. Ive been in the car with an LA driver and during conversations they'd full on turn to look at me for 10 full seconds while talking to me, as if they werent driving a damn car. Almost got into an accident over that. Also been hit by a car while I was crossing the street due to a driver on his phone. 75% of LA drivers literally should not be on the road.
You should come over to Texas. I think 4 out of the top 5 roads the the most car crashes are down here 😂
Bro people from LA will speed up to stop you from merging even if it will cause an accident.
As somebody somebody whos spent a significant time in NY, CA and FL, i can promise you FL is the worst.
As somebody whos spent a basically lived in NY, FL and CA, i can promise you FL drives are a different group of animals
You should go to Houston ☠️☠️☠️
I've been laughing non-stop. Even when Tony talks about getting hit by a car, he's naturally funnier than comedians that have to rehearse their shows for years. It's amazing that bro spun a potential tragedy, into a painful comedy instead. Rest up and recover well bro. You're a gem.
when the spiritual pressure manifests into physical pressure and that physical pressure happens to be a car
Bruh whoever said "he did the street fighter bonus stage" youre a menace that needs to be locked up 💀
Damn I thought that was a skit😭I’m glad u good tho fam
I was halfway convinced it was a skit but then was like he seems like the type to really make fun of himself getting hit by a car lol
@@monicarenee7949 lmao yeah tru ,I juhs wasn’t sure at first bc some of his skits be outta pocket otl🤧🤣
Nah, he was forreal in a gown on that gurney. 😅
@@MaynardsSpaceshipHELP LMAOO
@@MaynardsSpaceshipyeah Ikk now😭🤦🏾but he fye Frfr tho bc the commitment to make content is real in the field 🤣
Leon Thomas is a generational talent bro. no lie. his new single, mutt is FIRE. he just got the grammy for snooze. he's been making music for literal decades. glad him and tony are friends
He's awesome I rly love his music
Wrd, he's fye
Generational talent XD
His last album was NUTS, severely underrated.
Man was supposed to be in the studio with ANDRE from VICTORIOUS 😳
Near death accidents happen right before you achieve greatness. Devil couldn't stop you homie ✊🏾
Mans almost got isekaied.
We was bout to have a new season of Sword Art Online
"i was hit by a car" 😂😂😂😂
That's crazy lol
0:11 Him automatically laughing at the situation has me hollering. like be fr please !!
Tony ain't lying, that lidocaine shot hits like a truck, no tesla
“Yeaaa, lemme get some of them grape hichews”
Bro less than a month ago I also got hit by a car on an E Scooter and my immediate reaction was also "Nah I'm good! We good!" Not realizing my arm was road rashed tf up
Beyblade spin has me HOLLERIINGGG
As a Californian california drivers can't even be considered drivers
You can say that about a lot of drivers worldwide 😂
@@staciii ONG
As someone who had to get stitches, the worst part is the needle going into the wound so they can numb you. When they actually puncture you, I did NOT look at all at what was happening but I could feel the pressure of it. I’m glad you okay pimp 😭
Imma fall in love with the Internet if someone out there makes Tony a street fighter character destroying a tesla. He has to have the braids as well.
It’s good to hear so many people came to help right away!
I’m glad you’re alive. Hope your hand heals
The Tesla that hit him should have video of it, he needa ask😭
I love how everyone was ridin' for you though. That's some LA love right there
The halo "shields down" sound effect activated my fight or flight for half a second lmao
The spiritual pressure you've been feeling was megatron
My mom was hit by a car in her 60s. Careless driver. Her leg was shattered, but she was able to get it fixed and learned how to walk with no limp
Dam sorry to hear that but glad she made a full recovery
Y’all don’t lose your bag by announcing “you’re good”. That’s the first thing your lawyer will tell you that could hurt your case in lawsuit. And like, I mean you should not announce how good you feel until the case is 100% done.
tony getting hit by a tesla in LA on his way to get bud from a dispensary on a scooter is the most toniest thing to ever happen to him 😂😂😂
and then RIDING HOME ON A SCOOTER
Dawg I’ve seen this shit twice and it’s still so damn funny, glad you alive big homie
Damn bro, glad you made it through
Tony's gonna say to his kids "if you ever see me fight a bear, HELP THE BEAR"😭
I've had so many medical stories and issues. The stitching up of your hand and the popping noises reminded me of my eye surgery. When I was born my eyelids never formed their muscles. So I had 3 different surgeries to fix it. One surgery I was awake but HIGH ASF. Not the good kind of high tho... I felt like I was traveling at Mach 10 in the hospital meanwhile I was being operated on. I was freaking out and panicking because the surgeon COULDNT FIND WHAT THE WHOLE SURGERY WAS ABOUT. MY WORRY WAS GETTING WORSE. And as he cauterizes the incisions... I feel every second of it. That shit hurt so damn bad.
God hoed you fr
They tried to get my man Ptouneigh but it takes more than that to kill a bull moose
I’m sorry about the car accident Tony, glad you’re ok!
Not the San Andreas Music for The Ese Danny 🤣
Damn you bout to be super paid. Glad ur ok
Paid for what? The Tesla didn’t do it on purpose
@@FezCaliphdon’t matter
@@FezCaliph the driver should have been watching. If they have insurance their insurance probably will pay out a settlement
@@monicarenee7949 could say the same exact thing about Tony.
@@FezCaliph how
now we need a citynerd x tony collab. car centric urban design leads to accidents like this. glad you're ok fam
Not the fckin photoshopped bruises on ur face in the thumbnail💀💀 all jokes aside tho, Tony, I’m so happy you’re okay. Much love💕
'Not on some religious shit
...but i live a Godly life' 💀💀💀
He said PTSD who? Right back on the scooter😭😂
the way this guy storytells is so entertaining, like it's mad funny but also not lmaoo glad you are okay tho Tony
Shoutout to the one guy that immediately told him to get ahold of a lawyer and go to the hospital.
4:29 “I’m like fuck… that sucks 🤷🏾♂️”
That is 1000000000% me 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The way you were more calm and rational after being hit by a car when everybody else ready to crash out-
That's a bit concerning they didn't even shine a light in your eyeballs. I was simply assaulted, and they made sure to do that, at least.
Tony, get a sling so you can stop moving/hitting that shit!
The editing of this video is top tier lmfaoo
Forreal though man. I'm so glad you good man. These kinda things can go really badly but you made it out. You're a boss and I hella appreciate the content you provide. Easily the funniest person on the platform. Stay happy and healthy big dawg. Really thankful you still with us.
we need to cut the negativity out of getting hit by a car. its like an ice bath. you do it and you feel alive bro. make a weekly thing to feel young and rejuvenated
Oh yeah you are built different
do NOT take this advice chat.
you gotta start with smaller cars and work your way up to F150s. build your tolerance fr
Facts, its only an issue if you are unlucky
I skip cars and jump straight to getting hit by semi-trucks
I got stitches one time asked the nurse what that popping sound was in a thick Russian accent she said “ you have pig skin, tufff!!! “ 😂😂😂
The “beyblade spin” on the car??? TONY IM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THISSSS
Glad you’re alright, brother. My boy got hit while we were out skateboarding in Sacramento, and he didn’t make it. Stay safe out there, everything can change at the drop of a hat
“I like your shirt…” 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao all jokes aside glad to see you’re healthy 💕
Genuinely glad you're alright.
Hope your recovery is steady and without issue.
All the best.
Glad you’re okay! Stay away from those darn scooters, my fried works in the ER and those injuries are horrific
You know you told Danny to fire that blunt up 😭😂
My body did a kickflip killed me
Tony writing for Kev and working on songs with Leon would be CRAAAAAZY.
Im just gonna say that it would’ve fucking sucked to have this funny ass dude rise up the way he did only to have that taken away so early by that accident
It’s always the good ones that get hit by a car. My boy got hit by a car & busted his knee, he called me 30 mins later saying he was still going to work! Adrenaline wore off & he went to the hospital 4hrs into the shift lol
14:00 American Hospitals take your information before they even make sure you not dying 🤣
Had you sitting in there for 3 hours because they where looking at your insurance policy.
lmao fuck this country
What are you talking about? He clearly said they took him back right away at 9:00 and started doing xrays and IVs. Quit lying
Bro not true at all they triage patients based on the radio report from the ambulance. He was probably just fine and they had worse shit to deal with
In the emergency if you are about to die. They will prioritize you over people who are hurt af but not deadly.
BIG UPS to you Tony! Stay blessed and safe brother. Glad you’re healing.
“I decided to wrestle a car”😂
This story has me reliving when I got 10 stitches in my wrist a while ago and it was EXACTLYYY how tony described it EXPECT I was 10 so I didn’t look at it 😭 I was scared af but I felt every single time the needle came out of me
Shout out that ese fr, glad you good 🙏🏾
Glad you are okay Tony! 🙏
Crazy how you can make contents out of anything and flip a shitty situation around. Props.
Everything about this incident screams LA without a doubt, from getting hit by a Tesla to the LAPD not answering and the police checking you out rather than assisting, all of it adds up lmfao
28:02 is wild look at the chat Tony 💀
I’m glad you’re alive and okay (for the most part). Life tried to take a real one out the game 🙏🏽
Getting hit by a car made me realize how crazy adrenaline is cause I didn't feel anything either tell an hour later and I swear I got PTSD from crossing streets ever since. Never jaywalk the highway 😂😂
“ITS JUST MEAT! Pause. ITS JUST MEAT! Pause.”
What's crazy is that the tap on your shoulder in the beginning, was your warning.
Glad you're ok man. Becoming more of a fan of your content. But this was also hilarious the way you did this story time 🤣. Rest up and here's to a good recovery. 💯👌
Invited to thuggers bday?! Tony doing it all!
“I need to talk with my left hand”🤣
they really did try to isekai my man. tesla truck-kun thought he had the drop on my mans
Glad nothing too crazy happened and you ended up alright! More storytimes are def needed because your cadence is so entertaining ❤
"my head would've bounced like a melon" 😂😂
Glad ur alright my guy u videos cause so much happiness be a shame to loose that light
They sent you flying, glad you survived.
I lost my shit after "yeah let me get those grape hi-chews"
This my fav video on ur channel. Reminds me of Josh Johnson standup.
The fact that he wasn’t fw anything they was doin until the nurse pulled up with the tetanus shot is killin me bruh😭😭😭😭 “go ahead and give me bout 2 of those”😭
Bruh these edits are on point lmfao
Glad you're okay Tony! We need you to keep putting smiles on faces around the world! Grateful for you!
Nah cuz i only found out about this after the rdc stream and like how did you joke in THAT atmosphere and make everyone laugh like I was fucking dead
Sometimes EMTs have terrible conversations. Their goal is to distract you to not panic and stop thinking about what just happened but sometimes you get one that ask "was it at least a nice car?"
Your hand wrapped like in middle school when kids would be fake hurt for attention
Does it make you feel good accusing everything you see is fake. It looks like a normal wrap bro. There are better ways for Tony to get attention bro.
😭😭😭😭
@@chiderakalaji7206i think it was a joke
@chiderakalaji7206 Maybe Im just taking it in good faith but it seems like they were just joking about how they barley wrapped that shit up or got any other injuries😂 he was lucky for sure
@@chiderakalaji7206it’s not that serious take a joke
Bro scootering back home after the fact 😭
God is good, glad he is ok 🙏🏽
I’m so glad you’re alright overall😢❤