Picture this: Mark sitting on his bone throne, eyes glued to the fire as he burns the disassembled corpses of his enemies. His body is armored with the bones of their brethren and lizards' scales. In his right hand rests his bloodied club, always eager for another battle. He stretches out the fingers of the hand opposite his weapon, and a small bird gently perches upon them, unaware of the war he wages. For a single moment, he is at peace.
I love how they built their base in one of the LOWEST danger areas in the entire game seemingly on accident. Seriously the spot they built is notoriously safe. The traps are more danger than the cannibals honestly lol.
Not only do the have a big cliff behind them wich will prevent enemies from attacking from behind but also have a big river in left and front and have infinite rocks these guys are the luckiest
ikr that was amazing like imagine you and a group of friends get stranded on a island and run into that thing and it beats all of you to a pulp pretty much except for one last friend and it gets ONE hit on him and he just fucking goes mastered ultra instinct or someshit and absolutely murders that thing singlehandedly without getting hit a single time after the very first hit like God damn that was awesome
Not going to lie... I think Mark is going to be the only cannibal on the island by the end of this series. Everything else will be either dead or will be hunted by him, including Bob and Wade.
*"LEG BONES ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE"* *"WHILE BOB NIBBLES AT THE TOES"* this song will be available on spotify, as well as "the bone song" and "body fire."
They know that Mark on his way He's loaded lots of rocks and bones on his sleigh And every cannibal is gonna spy To see if mark and frainds are gonna die
Mark is on his third melon bar, Amy will realize putting it in his recording room freezer was a mistake when she sees they’re all gone by the end of the day 😭
wade and bob: "omg this dude is BIG" wade: *gets downed to him* Mark: *completely demolishes that dude* also Mark: "hey i wanna keep him as a souvenir is that okay guys?" The biggest threat in those woods is mark. Gees
"Body fire, this is a perfectly normal thing to do" Technically, in a post apocalyptic environment where cannibals roam freely, I would think burning bodies would actually be the normal/correct thing to do. It would eliminate the need to bury bodies, thus conserving strength/tools/food. Buried bodies can poison water supplies (if your water doesn't exclusively come from turtle shells that is). It would reduce germs/bugs from the dead and possibly prevent infection by whatever turned these people feral. I mean... it just makes sense.
@@ren82 lol yea its mostly just a theory based on what little knowledge I have of how bodies decay and how ground contamination and germs work. Plus I'm lazy so I just wouldn't want to dig to bury bodies in that situation, and definitely wouldn't want to drag them off, but if they're near your base, it's a bad idea to just leave them there (attracting cannibals or wild animals, disease, the smell..). Easiest way to dispose of them would be a fire. It doesn't have to be hot enough to burn the bones like a crematorium, just hot enough to burn away any contamination and kill off the disease/bacteria present in the bodies.
ikr that was amazing like imagine you and a group of friends get stranded on a island and run into that thing and it beats all of you to a pulp pretty much except for one last friend and it gets ONE hit on him and he just fucking goes mastered ultra instinct or someshit and absolutely murders that thing singlehandedly without getting hit a single time after the very first hit like God damn that was awesome
I love how anytime mark has all of their headshots in a thumbnail, he looks like he just stubbed his toe, bob saw a giant spider on his ceiling, and wade wants to take you out on a steak dinner, but is socially awkward about it.
@@_feint_8632, I believe when you put on the red paint to imitate them, water takes it off. So it’s considered “illegal” to them because it wipes off what is keeping them alive among eachother.
Slings and Slingshots were basically the guns of the ancient times, from effectiveness to how they were used. They predate the Bow and Arrow and, as The Forest displays, are very lethal weapons.
This series and Raft are so calming to me and I have no idea why. I deal with anxiety on a daily basis and I've rewatched both of these so many times at this point. I just put it on with my headphones and listen while I play relaxing games. It's so weird but it helps.
ikr that was amazing like imagine you and a group of friends get stranded on a island and run into that thing and it beats all of you to a pulp pretty much except for one last friend and it gets ONE hit on him and he just fucking goes mastered ultra instinct or someshit and absolutely murders that thing singlehandedly without getting hit a single time after the very first hit like God damn that was awesome
Ugh, sheer memory of that gives me goosebumps... Imagine bad guy from silly horror movies running around and screaming at the top of his lungs: "WHERE IS THE BLACKSMITH?? GIVE ME YOUR TEETH!!!" Oh momma, I'd shit my intestines out... 😱
That's such a terrifying thing to threaten people with, like if someone says 'I'MA MURDER YOU' ya sure it's kinda scary, but if someone yells "GIMME YOUR TEETH!" while they're coming at you?? Aw hELL no.
Mark in first part: I'll take a popsicle Mark in the second part: I'm going to get a Mark in the third part: Melona be right back 3 Melona bars for Mark and counting............. Soon there will be no more left
Fun fact scientist's discovered the type of sling shot that was used at the time the force behind those slingshots were comparable to the speed and force of a 38 round hitting you.
I love how their plane crashed in the woods like 2 days ago and they're already eating other people and wearing their bones
Its evolution
LORD OF THE FLIES
Mark enters hee-hoo mode as soon as he enters any forest
Sanity is for the weak anyway
Adapt, overcome, and improvise.
Second only to look, scan, observe, react, run.
Mark: *Throws body on fire*
Also Mark: “We really are making this place a home :)”
hey i just dropped my new song ‘CHICKEN THIGHS’ it would really help me out if u supported 🥺💫
Just like the good ol' days cooking with pa!
You don't have a bonfire fueled by the bodies of your enemies at home?
It's never home until you kill the neighbors and burn the evidence in your massive furnace...
Well if he didn't do that then the body would have attracted more cannibals, and then it would be their home not Mark's
I love how they went from happy log collectors to absolute blood knights wearing their enemies bones in like 3 days
What do you mean, they work for Khorne. Blood for the Blood god skulls for the skull throne
Lol yeah
me in minecraft
Basically lord of the flies
@@quitkid8727I love this reference. 😂
Markiplier: *sees cannibals*
The cannibals: Why do we hear boss music?
Mark: RiP aNd TaEr
Bob: oh look I have bone armor
Wade: It's wabbit season rrruuunnn
@@Amokra wtf is that spelling
*cocks slingshot with malicious intent*
I laughed so hard I almost choked to death on air!!
@@pmac_attack_7199
It's called meme
*This time, on The Forest: Mark kills a man with a rock, Bob offers a human skull as breakfast and Wade is also there.*
*"and wade is also there"*
Wade is there
BUT WHERES SEASON 92?
I WANT MORE OF THE WADE ARC
Great reference.
Watching Wade’s point of view is like a whole different game 😆
i read that in jeremy clarksons voice when when he narrates the start of top gear
Picture this: Mark sitting on his bone throne, eyes glued to the fire as he burns the disassembled corpses of his enemies. His body is armored with the bones of their brethren and lizards' scales. In his right hand rests his bloodied club, always eager for another battle. He stretches out the fingers of the hand opposite his weapon, and a small bird gently perches upon them, unaware of the war he wages. For a single moment, he is at peace.
This is my new favourite book
@@sketchy7389 🤣 thanks
that sounds strangely poetic lmao
you missed the line about his ever deadly slingshot at his hip.
@@Deconstruction_Administrator you know what. You right.
Wade: "I was just chasing a rabbit and ended up in Hell twice."
*That's basically Bugs Bunny*
W H A T S U P D O C
So it's confirmed, Wade is Elmer Fudd
@@demonprincess9680 Or Yosemite Sam.
Or Alice in wonderland
i had a hard time hitting the like button i was lauhing so hard
bob and mark: making water skins and killing cannibals
wade: wabbit season
Duck season!
No its Wabbit season
b e e s c h u r g e r
@@charadreemurr5121 c h a r a d r e e m u r r
@@kiWi-zv8vr b e e s c h u r g e r
The Cannibals: We are going to kill and eat you
Mark: *Uno reverse card*
cannibals: K
*Proceeds to eat them*
@[ WANT S Ē Х ] OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ! By the holy church I send you to hell
@[ WANT S Ē Х ] OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ! what the fuck does that even mean
guys its a bot ffs
I love how they built their base in one of the LOWEST danger areas in the entire game seemingly on accident. Seriously the spot they built is notoriously safe. The traps are more danger than the cannibals honestly lol.
honestly they’re more of a danger to themselves LOL
Not only do the have a big cliff behind them wich will prevent enemies from attacking from behind but also have a big river in left and front and have infinite rocks these guys are the luckiest
Its a safe place other than the amrsys and Virginias that spawn close to them😂
@@codylikes_fishing1461 I can’t wait until that happens.
Me and my friends built one in a patrol route, we had fights everyday🤣
Bob and Wade: * fighting for their lives *
Mark: *Throwing cannibals around like pillows and tearing limbs off with ease*
Hell yeah brother
He has played doom my friend,those fodders can't do shit to him
(Conan The Barbarian theme kicks in)
Mark: (solo's Silver Surfer)
The DOOM music kicked in
mark basically:
"call an ambulance! buT NOT FOR ME!"
@Jacob No...nerd
Isn't that a bleach reference?
Mark: “Can I throw this corpse out of the house?”
Wade: “Which one?”
Mark starts the forest
Captain sauce: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
Imagine walking in the woods and hearing that from inside a cluster of trees ಥ∀ಥ
wait i just realized i took ur comment im sorry-
Your pfp matches your comment
To be continued....
The cannibals sending in their best warrior:
Mark: IM NOT STRANDED HERE WITH YOU, YOU'RE STRANDED HERE WITH ME
Mark: "I'm not trapped in a canyon full of cannibals, you are all trapped in here with ME!"
ikr that was amazing like imagine you and a group of friends get stranded on a island and run into that thing and it beats all of you to a pulp pretty much except for one last friend and it gets ONE hit on him and he just fucking goes mastered ultra instinct or someshit and absolutely murders that thing singlehandedly without getting hit a single time after the very first hit like God damn that was awesome
and then he proceeds to continue beating down other smaller ones
Not going to lie... I think Mark is going to be the only cannibal on the island by the end of this series. Everything else will be either dead or will be hunted by him, including Bob and Wade.
Mark: “call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! But not for me.”
Mark: *carrying a dead cannibal on his back:* Let me tell you about delicious food.
The cannibals: could this man be one of our people?
Yes
@@TheBluePhoenix008 ew rainbow
@@brodyspears8290 what?!
@@brodyspears8290 but, rainbow pretty
@@brodyspears8290 yes raimbow pretyy
Bob- "There's so many of them!"
Wade- " I need their *BONES* "
Proof the immersion of this game is working
🥵🥶😵💫😅🤸🏿♀️
@@spencerbaldwin1939 what in the emoji fu-
@@GrandGourd I don't know...
...And I'm scared.
time stamp please
@@profiq9952 starts at 17:38
This series is just
Mark: hunting
Bob: (the) builder
Wade: being directionally challenged
yeeeeeeees ikr
@@altzu dang i just want to say that but u said it first lol
BOOoOOoOB ThE bUiLdEr
@Lwtd15 lol no
@@sadheavy9292 ^
I like how Mark's just casually slaying all in his path and just generally being their best warrior
The next episode will make you change your mind. Keep an eye on Bob when it comes
(and best craftsman)
So, what class is Wade? Mark's fighter, Bob's barbarian... Waaaaaade's... I don't really know yet.
@@matthewyeldig4608 Wade's probably support or range
Nah, Mark strikes me as a double class of Warrior and Bard. Boost charisma and fights with skill.
Nobody:
Mark every episode of the series: Ｍｅｌｏｎ Ｂａｒ
MELON BAR GO BRRRRTTTT
It's not the time that is dictating the separation of episodes, it's the M E L O N B A R S
Bob and wade: *in an intense battle with many cannibals*
Mark: *sprinting away with a dead body screaming about bones*
actually he is running off with his new girlfriend to take her to hang out at the campfire O.o
"I was chasing a rabbit and ended up in hell twice."
That's a new sentence right there.
Eh Alice did it first
@@kbyebleha2978 😂😂😂
That's almost the actual plot of DooM 2.
@@Deconstruction_Administrator "Then a demon killed my rabbit and i ended up in hell thrice."
Sounds like Doomguy
*"LEG BONES ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE"*
*"WHILE BOB NIBBLES AT THE TOES"*
this song will be available on spotify, as well as "the bone song" and "body fire."
Hellish carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like cannibals
LMAO
Everybody knows a leg served with some mistletoe
Help to make the forest bright
Tiny tots takin from the plane
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
LMAO
They know that Mark on his way
He's loaded lots of rocks and bones on his sleigh
And every cannibal is gonna spy
To see if mark and frainds are gonna die
I expect 'The Forest' album out soon then.
Featuring such classics as 'The Bone Song' and 'Normal Things to do'
And of course, Jimmy Big Bones
When will the Album be released?!!!
Real Lemon Demon hours
@@kiwivskiwi3636 my god this comment annihilated me
That will be a best selling album of the year tbh
Mark is on his third melon bar, Amy will realize putting it in his recording room freezer was a mistake when she sees they’re all gone by the end of the day 😭
Chieftain one shots wade.
Markiplier: "Finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!"
It was
wade and bob: "omg this dude is BIG"
wade: *gets downed to him*
Mark: *completely demolishes that dude*
also Mark: "hey i wanna keep him as a souvenir is that okay guys?"
The biggest threat in those woods is mark. Gees
@@steviemaster It's always funny when Mark looks like the biggest fool in the bunch, then just goes full beast mode.
@@airplanenut89 ohhhhh indeed it is
he's just hiding his true power with that "haha mark go brr" facade
but both are equally nice to look at! :D
@@airplanenut89 Bad guys see Mark and go "Pfft. He's no threat. Save that idiot for last." And then it all goes terribly wrong for them. XD
The Chiefton simply one-shots you on hard mode, yet Mark literally pulled a David vs. Goliath move with two slingshots lmao
"He didn't even fuck around, he just found out" - a meme
Mark kited thatt chiefton so good
@@dont512 please perish
@@dont512 not gonna lie I kinda like how you led me across the world to subscribe.
@@dont512 the way you led me all around the world was actually pretty fun
This is some real Lord of the Flies shit, this is.
Is you sister named aurora….
Borealis
Wade out of context:
“I *need* to kill something”
“I’m having a horrible time out here.”
“I can’t kill anything!” *sob*
Wade: "Oh they're afraid of this river, they do not wanna cross it"
*Says the man who drowned last episode*
Wade is, after all, the drowning man.
He probably should've waded.
@@Wildy333 good one.
@@Wildy333 lmao
he drowned in a tiny puddle
Wade: "IT'S AN AMBUSH, A BAD ONE!"
Mark: "Define a good one."
Me: *"Happy birthday-"*
*hApPy BiRtHdAy!*
That's what I thought too lol
I read this as it happened in the video.
Literally and figuratively.
_HaPpY bIrThDaY_
"I'm gonna get a POPSICKLE you think about what's wrong with you"
*LIXIAN REMEMBERS THAT*
"What is wrong with you??"
*Mark asks right after dismembering someone*
Cannibals: *”flanks on mark”*
Mark: *”Dark soul bosses theme intensifies”*
@Miguel Messina Well he *is* King of the Squirrels, & squirrels live in forests, so he's reconquering this island for his people.
Don't read my profile picture😊😊
Don't worry it's too small & I'm blind
@@dont512 no clout 4 u
Insert Vordt of the Boreal Valley theme.
“Woah, you get a lot of bones when cooking an entire human” -Bob (2020)
206, to be exact.
it was a hell of a year... 💀
bruh moment
I cooked a human and all I got was a life sentence.
Said it in the vid as I read this lol
Mark’s inner heehoo comes out to aid him in destroying the locals in hand to hand combat.
18:12 Mark coming into the battle like "The slayer has entered the facility."
*kills a dude*
Mark: “here’s a gift”
Amanda he’s like a cat, but instead of dead birds and mice, he drops people
Q: What kind of button won't unbutton?
A: A bellybutton
@@hildcit ahaha yesss
hey i just dropped my new song ‘CHICKEN THIGHS’ it would really help me out if u supported 🥺💫
Which one is the original there's 2
my brain automatically hears “previously on.. RAFT”
Ya
Same! I go to mouth it as well
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 2 shhhhh
SO TRUE LMAO GLAD TO HEAR IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
same here
Mark : "Full armor, Deluxos-"
Wade : "I.. Have nothing-"
Mark : *"This is going great!"*
Mark: RiP aNd TaEr
Bob: oh look I have bone armor
Wade: It's wabbit season rrruuunnn
"Body fire, this is a perfectly normal thing to do"
Technically, in a post apocalyptic environment where cannibals roam freely, I would think burning bodies would actually be the normal/correct thing to do.
It would eliminate the need to bury bodies, thus conserving strength/tools/food. Buried bodies can poison water supplies (if your water doesn't exclusively come from turtle shells that is). It would reduce germs/bugs from the dead and possibly prevent infection by whatever turned these people feral. I mean... it just makes sense.
How and where did you find that out?
@@ren82 I just watch way too much Criminal Minds and play a lot of post-apocalyptic games lol
@@jvseventeen Oh I see
@@ren82 lol yea its mostly just a theory based on what little knowledge I have of how bodies decay and how ground contamination and germs work. Plus I'm lazy so I just wouldn't want to dig to bury bodies in that situation, and definitely wouldn't want to drag them off, but if they're near your base, it's a bad idea to just leave them there (attracting cannibals or wild animals, disease, the smell..). Easiest way to dispose of them would be a fire. It doesn't have to be hot enough to burn the bones like a crematorium, just hot enough to burn away any contamination and kill off the disease/bacteria present in the bodies.
@@jvseventeen I see but what about the smoke? Wouldn’t that also attract cannibals?
this dude took out the big dude all by himself. What a legend.
Mark is a Doomguy in disguise
ikr that was amazing like imagine you and a group of friends get stranded on a island and run into that thing and it beats all of you to a pulp pretty much except for one last friend and it gets ONE hit on him and he just fucking goes mastered ultra instinct or someshit and absolutely murders that thing singlehandedly without getting hit a single time after the very first hit like God damn that was awesome
Kyle crane moment indeed
@@waterized_bottle did you see him mop up the doom eternal demo on the hardest mode!?!
@@daviskroupa1598 he literally did he IS the doomguy
I wonder when they'll realize that they built on the one island where the cannibals don't go.
"I thought this was supposed to be on Hard?" Accidentally builds on the safest location.
Is there a reason, lore wise, for that?
@@angelcry9950 there’s no lore behind it the cannibals just can’t swim cross the river that is surrounding it
@@angelcry9950 It appears they have a fear of water and will avoid swimming at all costs
There is a patrol route above on the hill behind them.
They had just finished singing the bone song and an ad popped up saying "do you hate bones"
What even is the context for this ad??? Boneless wings?
@@mildlymarvelous I sure as hell hope so, either that or wade is on the hunt...
The bone haters have launched their propaganda campaign
Some ppl live the same life as me........
"The entire episode is mark eating *popsicles* over and over"
I love how anytime mark has all of their headshots in a thumbnail, he looks like he just stubbed his toe, bob saw a giant spider on his ceiling, and wade wants to take you out on a steak dinner, but is socially awkward about it.
Bruh so true lol
Beautiful
And also Wade's photo is years old cause he still has hair
I just checked and I cant unseen it now
That is so...oddly specific, yet it fits perfectly. How the fuck........?
"What about the cave?"
"We'll get it next time"
'Last online 6 years ago'
hey i just dropped my new song ‘CHICKEN THIGHS’ it would really help me out if u supported 🥺💫
@@alisonimlost378 how bout no
They just made another one on twitch. You can't make this stupid joke.
@@AcelJean He totally can make that joke, mark has a long fucking history of just up and abandoning playthroughs especially with other people.
He did the same thing with raft
mark: defeats the hardest herd member
also mark: takes more damage against a weaker herd member
19:40
Mark: tomorrow we bring battle to our enemies
The video title: WELL THAT DIDNT GO AS PLANED
Cannibal: *goes in water*
Everyone who plays the forest: wait. that’s illegal
Same with skyrim
@@lumine4132 In skyrim they go in the water. The problem is them leaving it
but why they don't go in water? is there any explanation to it?
@@_feint_8632, I believe when you put on the red paint to imitate them, water takes it off. So it’s considered “illegal” to them because it wipes off what is keeping them alive among eachother.
@@_feint_8632 they can't swim?
The Unus Annus Training Camp is really paying off for Mark XD
Ikr
Whats a Unus Annus?
@@MrFujin You wouldn't get it.
@@MrFujin You wouldn't get it.
@@MrFujin Oh.. You poor soul.. It's too late ( U n U )
Slings and Slingshots were basically the guns of the ancient times, from effectiveness to how they were used. They predate the Bow and Arrow and, as The Forest displays, are very lethal weapons.
you’re autistic too?
Mark: "SlingShot is like super op, it only takes 2 hit to kill them"
[Proceeds to still use Skull axe]
“I like bones. Bones are good for me. I like bones. Give them all to me.” - Wade 2020 (The Bone Song)
And then "Body Fire"
Bones like bones, good for me... bones are good: bone healthy
Surprised mark didn’t mention bone broth haha gotta get that collagen
Is this the resurrection of the Bone(r) Cast?
Them bones
Mark: "Close your eyes, I got present."
*Literally drops a corpse on the ground*
mark: drops corpse*
my mind: *mmm we eatin good tonight*
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 2 shut up bot
scp-106 at his mate
@@biirbthing4523 *TONIGHT, WE FEAST*
@@hannehenriikka2307 YESSS! LOL
This series and Raft are so calming to me and I have no idea why. I deal with anxiety on a daily basis and I've rewatched both of these so many times at this point. I just put it on with my headphones and listen while I play relaxing games.
It's so weird but it helps.
I swear my life isn't unique in any way 😭😭😭😭😭
13:00
"I... have nothing-"
"This is going great"
Just incase people want to listen to the bopping jingles again
16:29 “The Bone Song”
20:40 “Body Fire”
Body Fire absolutely killed me!🤣🤣🤣
the bone song is a total bop
I love body fire
Thank you my man,you saved me
Body fire is a personal favorite
From watching their little riverbank war, I can confirm:
MARK IS AN ABSOLUTE UNIT.
2:57 “explosion in the distance” FOUND IT!
Bob and Wade: *we got one :D*
Mark: **absolutely obliterating 4 at a time**
😂🤣😂
I think we can safely say Marks the brawler, Bob is the builder and Wades living bait
@@martinxy1291 Bob the builder-
Also I think Wade had the infos too
He's just built different/wobba wobba
-love Wobba Wobba
The most iconic character in this series is the severed leg in marks inventory that he completely ignored all game
you are absolutely correct
aight i think the bots gone
You've been here like a week now, and you've already resorted to cannibalism and started wearing the skulls of your enemies.
Mark: RiP aNd TaEr
Bob: oh look I have bone armor
Wade: It's wabbit season rrruuunnn
I like how the “previously on the forest” was literally just wade dying
" this case is filled with potential"
Case: * instantly changes to kinetic*
omfg lmao
That was amazing. Keep up the good work Mr. FrothBungler
Haha pysics jhoke
You are a god
Nice
Man, Wade and Bob are playing the Forest while Mark is playing Doom. He’s just slaughtering everything
True as absolute f***
Rofl.
*BFG DIVISION INTENSIFIES*
Cannibals are temporal. But DOOM is Eternal
ikr that was amazing like imagine you and a group of friends get stranded on a island and run into that thing and it beats all of you to a pulp pretty much except for one last friend and it gets ONE hit on him and he just fucking goes mastered ultra instinct or someshit and absolutely murders that thing singlehandedly without getting hit a single time after the very first hit like God damn that was awesome
It kills me how Bob just casually says: "You want some dynamite, Mark?"
While holding a lighter next to it like he doesn't know what will happen.
Mark:"Define a good Ambush"
Me:"Birthday Partys"
So who is gonna tell em that they can cut logs into sticks
You are. Congratulations!
Wait you can do that? How?
shhh
The natives when the plane crashed: "Why do we hear boss music?"
Lmaoooo
They heard Wade song: "I like bones, bones are good for me, I like bones, give them all to me"
Don't read my profile picture😊😊
*insert doom music*
Fook man, I don't know what a melon bar is but I want one so bad now.
They’re pretty much crack
6:39 "Scrumptious my dude" that sent me
Me: "Mom, can we have the Disclaimer song?"
Mom: "We have The Disclaimer Song at home."
The Disclaimer Song at home: 16:28
Comedy
iz a good song tho
@@fengmainbigbrain2291 I prefer The Body Fire Song (A Perfectly Normal Thing To Do)
@@PetriBass song is lit 🔥
🎶 Hey there don't try this at home. 🎶
Goliath after he gets hit:
"SLINGSHOT IS DEATH."
BAHAHA Y E S S
SLINGSHOT IS MONSTER
SLINGSHOT IS DEATH
SLINGSHOT IS GOD
@@_af_2821 SHINIKAMI!
Bob and Wade: oh god we got to get out of here
Mark: my club yearns for blood.
When it calls, I answer.
2:22 *Mark slowly goes insane while chopping and hacking at a body repeatedly*
Big boy - one shots wade.
Mark - so anyway, I started swinging.
it got wade cause he was running away.
mark didn’t make the same mistake.
@@bomes2084 Give me some of your b o n e s.
I need to make a shin guard.
@@somebodyfamiliar6476
understandable
and the sling sgot
Imagine going on a camping trip and you see three guys with skulls, eating roasted human, and asking each other where the dynamite went.
hey i just dropped my new song ‘CHICKEN THIGHS’ it would really help me out if u supported 🥺💫
@@alisonimlost378 NO ONE CARES
@@slayerofmortallychallenged2470 I mean, I'm curious. Who the hell makes a "Chicken Thighs" song?
Underrated comment
@@ann_chove LMAO that's so weird. Girl's thigh are okay but WHAT THE FCK IS CHICKEN'S THIGH
Imagine if The Forest was a spin-off of Until Dawn, and a few episodes later they all turn into Wendigo
2:00 that was the moment Mark knew Bob wanted him dead
"Is this on hard?"
Next episode: Everyone dies and Mark hates water.
? A prediction or the truth?
From the Tuesday livestream on twitch (you should get twitch & watch it) it is the truth
@@agh3568 the truth
@@shishir2511 what's the stream called?
@@agh3568 Its on twitch, they call it "Three Peens In A Pod"
Markiplier: *swings axe at corpses*
Darkiplier: *It is... ...Acceptable.*
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11:09 when his face showed up it scared the crap out of me😂😂
21:31 would you like a stick🌿
*Wade:* _Is being ambushed and begging for Mark's slingshot_
*Mark:* _Uses all of his rocks trying to kill a lizard_
Jingles this Episode:
16:27 Wade's "The Bone Song!"
20:35 Bob's "This is Normal"
oh my god so many good hits!
These series remind me of the good old youtube where youtubers were doing it for fun and not a living
5:15
Fun Fact: some tribes of cannibals actually called human meat "long pig" or "long goat"
totally not unsettling at all...
Why does Bob know this. Also why do YOU know this
@@flamewing8072 I meant it makes sense human meat tastes like a saltier version of pork
I love how Wade and Bob were worried then Mark comes swinging.
I thought he was gonna proceed to skin the sling shot corpse. But BBQ is next level.
Why are you in every comment section
@Irongolemkiller what do you mean
@@sols_cb I was wondering the same.
@@sols_cb I think he is saying if you copied the video you would get a fine and go to jail, or sumthin.
you are just literally everywhere i go and from what i've heard everywhere everybody else goes aswell
20:48
Mark and them:*stabbing the ground with sticks*
Cannibals walking through the forest:*👁👄👁*
I love how this seems like a Netflix series.
Mark saying he wants their bones is giving me violent flashbacks of him running around the forest screaming, "GIVE ME YOUR TEETH!!!"
Ugh, sheer memory of that gives me goosebumps... Imagine bad guy from silly horror movies running around and screaming at the top of his lungs: "WHERE IS THE BLACKSMITH?? GIVE ME YOUR TEETH!!!" Oh momma, I'd shit my intestines out... 😱
That's such a terrifying thing to threaten people with, like if someone says 'I'MA MURDER YOU' ya sure it's kinda scary, but if someone yells "GIMME YOUR TEETH!" while they're coming at you?? Aw hELL no.
"Donner, party of three? Right this way to your table, gentlemen."
💀💀💀💀💀
"Well I'm the only man of snow I know who's full of other people's bones!"
D o n n e r
That joke is so well executed, omg 💀
Brilliant x)
Mark in first part: I'll take a popsicle
Mark in the second part: I'm going to get a
Mark in the third part: Melona be right back
3 Melona bars for Mark and counting............. Soon there will be no more left
Mark: What should I do with the corpse?
Bob: Which one?
“Close your eyes I got a present!” *slaps human body onto ground giggling*
@Lwtd15 shut up nobody cares quit begging
@@WESWANGKTA ^
@@WESWANGKTA dislike all his videos, hit him where it hurts
@@awhopper3241 don't do that, any engagement is engagement in TH-cam's eyes and the algorithm will boost their videos more. Just report and ignore.
Mark: "A sling does a lot of damage"
Ever heard of David vs Goliath?
Fun fact scientist's discovered the type of sling shot that was used at the time the force behind those slingshots were comparable to the speed and force of a 38 round hitting you.
POV: South America is America 🇺🇸 ( im Canadian doe )
David used an actual sling, what we see in this game is a slingshot, which should require a strong rubber to craft.
I love how comfortable mark has become, just munching on snacks while recording videos lol
20:40 don't mind me, just making it easier to find this when it gets stuck in my head.
"Body fire! This is a normal thing to do!" 💀
Mark: I have a present. Also Mark: casually carries a dead body
If that's a present for him, i don't wanna see what his Christmas looks like-
You know, sometimes I worry about Mark's sanity.
@@lanawillenbrock8653 i think we all do dear