Analog Horror - A Good Book

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  • @teddoesfilm80
    @teddoesfilm80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1369

    That sure was a good book

    • @Onigiri_Cat
      @Onigiri_Cat  2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Hope U like it.

    • @teddoesfilm80
      @teddoesfilm80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@Onigiri_Cat That was a great video, but your English is kinda broken. You made a few mistakes here and there but judging by your username, English is not you first language, so it's okay.

    • @annoyingtsukasa
      @annoyingtsukasa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@teddoesfilm80 Its probably broken on purpose

    • @ChristineWasHere
      @ChristineWasHere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@teddoesfilm80 *it really is!*

    • @koatol_3217
      @koatol_3217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@teddoesfilm80 it is broken on purpose

  • @BestBoi8
    @BestBoi8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    "the toilet is a good choice"
    I'm already on one, thanks for making me self aware

    • @sovietunion7643
      @sovietunion7643 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      bruh who TF watches analogue horror while tryna shit?

    • @lilaishungry
      @lilaishungry 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@sovietunion7643 💀💀

    • @bambi5907
      @bambi5907 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Maybe horror can scare you so good that you actually poop

    • @Roselinethecreator
      @Roselinethecreator 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bambi5907bruhhhh.. 🥲🥲🥲

  • @oscarromerogarza2596
    @oscarromerogarza2596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    This book is a really good book

    • @Onigiri_Cat
      @Onigiri_Cat  2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      And you are a really good man!

    • @raishautami5306
      @raishautami5306 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A scary book 100 percent

  • @simpostor6576
    @simpostor6576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    Totally not misunderstanding the last part into good "cu*k" 💀💀💀

    • @stingray2305
      @stingray2305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Me too. It was nice tho since humor helps me with fear and i just burst out laughing when i saw that

    • @xxstarlightplayzxx8158
      @xxstarlightplayzxx8158 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's luck

    • @Bonking_forever
      @Bonking_forever ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Roy starting to creep me out☠️

    • @deerint1202
      @deerint1202 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xxstarlightplayzxx8158 lucak

    • @deerint1202
      @deerint1202 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Bonking_forever derp andersonn im back woth soda

  • @ichinisanyon2779
    @ichinisanyon2779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1061

    THEORY:
    - Ok so I'm not sure the narrator is the same AI as in the other Happy Child saga videos, but it is also trying to warn about the HC. Maybe the 1st AI was destroyed?
    - The AI can make books or maybe it is a digital format.
    - The HC can't read, but it can receive signals from electronics, like the computers, so it can track humans.
    - Toilets seem to protect you for some reason? maybe the quietness...
    - The HC are not able to attack you while you're sleeping, maybe because your body is emmiting less life signals, or maybe noise, so it cannot perceive them, that's why you have to take sleep medicine.
    - "It is dangerous if you feel nausea or headache" maybe the Happy Microwave has something to do with this, messing with people's brain...
    - I'm pretty sure that figure is the Happy Child on it's messed up form.
    - "Don't let it know you know": The HC is happy as long as it doesn't feel threatened, maybe.
    The lore, guys, the LORREEE XD
    One more amazing work, still counting...

    • @Magigrlguts
      @Magigrlguts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      It think its not about the happy child being felling unsafe but know what they can transform into and what they could do to us humans in that monster form

    • @citra1885
      @citra1885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The happy child is some kind of AI right? What if it somehow manage to transfer it's mind into the internet and now lived via signal? It doesn't have a body, and the only way for it to keeo existing is through the wave of signal

    • @holyneko8830
      @holyneko8830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      now i hat3 children more

    • @sherrycabrera137
      @sherrycabrera137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The amount of lore here is amazing

    • @justspirin
      @justspirin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Imagine if this was an ad

  • @higgins_
    @higgins_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    My happy child came home from sunshine kindergarten and told me that they read this in school. I read it and it's honestly nice for all ages! I was so happy that weird things came to my house to party with me!

    • @hashtagskittle
      @hashtagskittle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hey uh- that’s not an age appropriate book, lock your doors and keep the happy child OUT of the house please…

    • @floraspond666
      @floraspond666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wow my happy child learned to read too! They want to have a playdate, is that ok? If you say no, my happy child gets äãænngggrrrrÿÿÿ. Ppppppppppppplllllllleeeeeeaaaaaaasssseeee ssaaayyyy yes-♨️🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🙂🙂🙂

    • @higgins_
      @higgins_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@floraspond666 sure! Here's my address:****** ******* **** *** ****

    • @dollzo
      @dollzo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love that the replies are adding to the lore

    • @jotaro-dio666
      @jotaro-dio666 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey mean my wife is missing and i have some red juice in my fridge. we bought a happy child last week is this related?

  • @zegmakker5869
    @zegmakker5869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I was truly horrified at the ending when the book called me a good cuck, what a subversive masterpiece of a story

  • @Marinerthekod
    @Marinerthekod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    1:00
    Oh no
    He forgot to take care of his happy child

    • @n3onzie
      @n3onzie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      THE HAPPY CHILD, PT 2

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh god no

    • @foxpro3002
      @foxpro3002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Daddy why are you sleeping in my bed?"
      "Shut up and go to sleep"

    • @Adeayuolivia122
      @Adeayuolivia122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@foxpro3002 "okay ;(....."

    • @лераченцова-з5п
      @лераченцова-з5п ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Somehow this comment made me laugh)))))

  • @pascuala.
    @pascuala. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    What a nice book, i hope nothing bad happens.

    • @kenngwong1705
      @kenngwong1705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “If you want to live safely forever,come,you will need to this”the H&K mp5 was the best gun evermade in the world,the most successful smg evermade,high firing rate and a very good accuracy with a high stability control.9mm magazine round,Best made for home defense.If anything coming towards you,it can save you…(even the glock 17&19,high stopping power ability)

  • @ChampNdaCamp
    @ChampNdaCamp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    This is chilling and totally underrated

  • @crolithebard4964
    @crolithebard4964 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Omg! I stumbled on this on my recommended and i smiled from ear to ear at how good this was! I liked the subtlety at the beginning telling the watcher to stay silent and the door-opening sound effect made me genuinely nervous. It was great!

    • @Onigiri_Cat
      @Onigiri_Cat  ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hope you like it~ヾ(^▽^*)))

  • @danielboyd2588
    @danielboyd2588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    ☆☆☆☆☆
    Amazingly informative! Especially when my family didn't believe me until...

  • @nightowlfm
    @nightowlfm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    New York Times Bestseller over here, folks. I'm calling it.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's not really an accomplishment anymore.

  • @junko6883
    @junko6883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    man that was a good book, i sure hope nothing tall and ominous will come in my room and watch me pretend to sleep with nausea and puking from time to time

  • @zenime4720
    @zenime4720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Best book I've read in years

  • @marigalante944
    @marigalante944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "This is a really good book. On of a kind :)"

  • @happyheartstv1431
    @happyheartstv1431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Pretending to sleep is a good idea, don’t open your eyes” me at like 4am when I cant go back 2 sleep and I think there’s smilers from the backrooms or something

  • @yunaaaa46
    @yunaaaa46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me on the toilet reading the book:*shitting loudly*

  • @randomexcessmemories4452
    @randomexcessmemories4452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Seems like a Happy Company survival guide! Useful!

  • @marcoantonioramosrodas8935
    @marcoantonioramosrodas8935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Daddy didn’t took me in.
    And there is a man in the closet.
    AN INTRUDER.

  • @_Quackerjack
    @_Quackerjack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Read a Good Book to my Happy Child.
    THEORY:
    The creatures are the "subject of the story", by that I mean the characters. They are forced to attack you if you read their book, and this V.H.S. is a guid on how to survive "them". Basically, what I'm trying to say is that "they" are slaves to a "Good Book" and are forced to kill you if you read it. Hope this helps

  • @ZSquaredPlusC
    @ZSquaredPlusC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This feels like an AI generated analog horror

    • @oort2108
      @oort2108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why?

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Somehow creepier

  • @SuperiorChaotic
    @SuperiorChaotic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I hope this is actually the user's manual for the Happy Child XD even if there's no relation at all

  • @_vinvin_vince
    @_vinvin_vince 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Damn, this book is amazing. Thanks!

  • @landonbevell2292
    @landonbevell2292 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Classic Story Of People Being In Your House And 'Possibly' Planning To Put Your Own Stomach In Your Mouth,
    It Truly Is A Story For The Whole Family

  • @PenTheAwesome
    @PenTheAwesome ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:00 hey u where is the nearest mcdonalds

  • @ashestraz
    @ashestraz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Amazing book! Great guides that come with it, I am currently on the toilet with my laptop, about to take sleeping meds!

  • @styaurniaekitzari
    @styaurniaekitzari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That was a really good book lol

    • @Onigiri_Cat
      @Onigiri_Cat  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hope you like it😉

  • @angelrodrigogarciamartinez7314
    @angelrodrigogarciamartinez7314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The happy child can be modified!
    -my last words.

  • @salamipiranha3249
    @salamipiranha3249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this triggered my nocturnal anxiety in the best possible way :D

  • @mushroom4466
    @mushroom4466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Did I accidently read the last page as "Good Cuck"? Yes. Did it break my immersion? Yes. Was it funny? Fuck yeah it was.

  • @magnustruther
    @magnustruther 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    For people who are scared, there’s no jumpscares :)

    • @soulmaster9481
      @soulmaster9481 ปีที่แล้ว

      There’s worse.

    • @simontthomas
      @simontthomas 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i am SO scared! eat your chair today 😂😄🪑🍴

  • @shelbyharris-jj6ox
    @shelbyharris-jj6ox 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Review on book: “I have this to my happy child to teach them about this. They know exactly what to do now! Thank you good book and keep it up :#;$(3 author!”

  • @Xorrrrr
    @Xorrrrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wow, that's a really good book!

  • @unlimiteddream792
    @unlimiteddream792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This joins my list of favouriete books.

  • @vvGideonMil
    @vvGideonMil ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:27 i laughed my pokeball out when i see "Good Cu(Togetic)k" 💀
    Also, the good book (I don't like books bruh)

  • @nagisanite.
    @nagisanite. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Really good book, 11/10 would recommend

  • @shreksmum
    @shreksmum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Music:
    The Caretaker - Tiny gradiations of loss

  • @Valveiscool.
    @Valveiscool. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the end when it said good luck I thought it said good c#ck 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @randomguy9063
    @randomguy9063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guide to surviving [ RADACTED]

  • @Kay-on6ml
    @Kay-on6ml 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    me who gets nausea and a headache every time i eat anything with dairy: oh no.

  • @koolkiddoesszzs
    @koolkiddoesszzs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "The toilet is a good choice"
    Person with violent diarrhea: im sorry WHEN WAS TOILET A GOOD CHOICE?!?!?

  • @jacesantamaria8394
    @jacesantamaria8394 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Toilet is a good place to read”
    Me taking a shit watching this 😳

  • @theuselessman69420
    @theuselessman69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    man the electrics cut off at the pretend to sleep part

  • @frostthelioncat3927
    @frostthelioncat3927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was scared until 1:25 where i read it as "Good Cuck"

  • @MyOldVideosAreCringe
    @MyOldVideosAreCringe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That book made me pass Math Test! Thank you!

  • @Kikithegirl421
    @Kikithegirl421 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i love the book i like scary stuff and cool stuff so i give this book a 16/10

  • @audrei679
    @audrei679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is way scarier than mandela catalog imo

  • @evaphan2720
    @evaphan2720 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nice Caulk!

  • @neangthinary4533
    @neangthinary4533 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I gotta buy this for school

  • @bunnysky_and_friends
    @bunnysky_and_friends 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always watch this if i am bored
    Keep it up

  • @seatspud
    @seatspud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13. this how babby formed.

  • @Stargirl0-t1o
    @Stargirl0-t1o 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Marilyn just slaying in this video❤

  • @cjspatch2150
    @cjspatch2150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:16 I don’t speak the 87292th language

    • @lolocario748
      @lolocario748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Enchantemt table from minceraft (srry for bad england)

    • @cjspatch2150
      @cjspatch2150 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s doesn’t look like the enchament table language because non of the symbols there I recognize from Minecraft

    • @IHaveAFatherButHesAbroad
      @IHaveAFatherButHesAbroad 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lolocario748 *english 🤫

    • @pdd5793
      @pdd5793 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lolocario748 sorry for bad Scotland

    • @MyOldVideosAreCringe
      @MyOldVideosAreCringe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pdd5793 sorry for bad Iraq

  • @kenngwong1705
    @kenngwong1705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “What?taking arms to protect your whole family?”using the desert eagle with (50ae) rounds would the perfect choice for self defense,even glock 17/18 models also (45acp ammo and 10mm round was great for stopping power,9mm would probably being the best handgun round ever used,especially for self defense).
    When it comes to rifle,alright,the M4 and the AR-15 (with tactical equipments)would’ve probably be the choice for home defense,great accuracy,and even a great firing range within your home distance through another place.
    Shotgun?”a shotgun with 12 gauge rounds will be the best choice for hunting animals,a buckshot round could probably blow the enemy’s head far far away easily (even 1 round) while the 44 magnum would give you a huge big punch of stopping a beast moving towards you ( the best choice of handgun for self defense ever made,great stopping power packing with a heavy punch)”.

  • @Haretamoon
    @Haretamoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don’t think watching these in the middle of the night cause I can’t sleep will help me sleep but whatever

  • @heartsforelle2766
    @heartsforelle2766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this lowkey had me invested

  • @ZachWilliams-i5t
    @ZachWilliams-i5t 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:02 gave me a jump

  • @solarance
    @solarance ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:10 do not make a noise or else you become skibidi toilet

    • @serj5931
      @serj5931 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr 💀

  • @trevorlapid4214
    @trevorlapid4214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:26
    the way they wrote “luck” looks kinda sus man…

  • @TedIsHereLOL
    @TedIsHereLOL 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everybody gangsta till the child break in

  • @queensami5878
    @queensami5878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love these

  • @eglsh00xx31
    @eglsh00xx31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    thanks bro, such a good book.

    • @Onigiri_Cat
      @Onigiri_Cat  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure, I hope you like it.

  • @Toad_10024
    @Toad_10024 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The fact i was going to the toilet rn is creepy

  • @polakball142
    @polakball142 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We are now talking about aliens, or a good book???

  • @ariannasv22
    @ariannasv22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't be the only one who thinks the book reads as something else at the very end right

  • @Blind_Eye046
    @Blind_Eye046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ". . ."
    'M-'
    {She shushed her child silently, listening closely.}
    {After the recording, she seemed disturbed. Almost.. *Nauseous.}*
    {A door creaking was heard.}
    "[Static]l, listen to me.. Pretend you're asleep in your bedroom."
    'Why?-'
    "Just do it."
    {Walking was heard. The recording stopped.}

  • @dawae7636
    @dawae7636 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was a good book! 👍

  • @Nobody-qq4qs
    @Nobody-qq4qs ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice book. Very interesting. Such a thrilling reading, that I . . . . . . .

  • @RobloxYoutuberGamer905
    @RobloxYoutuberGamer905 หลายเดือนก่อน

    William (OC): MICHAEL'S DEAD GOD DANG IT!
    Sarah (OC): WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!
    Simon (OC): MICHAEL NOO! YOU ALL CREATURES PAY FOR THIS!
    Chris (Main Character): Uh uh what is happening?
    William And simon Both (OC): KID JUST GET OUTTA HERE OR ELSE YOU WILL BE COOKED!

  • @MandyNeedsSleep
    @MandyNeedsSleep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hm, this one may be against the whole "? Company" people.
    This "they" maybe the Happy children, cause when we see what they look like (at the "pretend to sleep" part and near the end) the monster versions of the Happy child seen on the first video.
    Most children don't know how to read, it's said in this video that "they" can't read so it makes sense

  • @fluffthecat5188
    @fluffthecat5188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh dear. Everything here is gibberish, probably because I'm hungry, Maybe I should go into someone's house and have a snack?

  • @FranchoMT
    @FranchoMT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I read this Book and now i had a someone or thing when i sleep, good Book i recomend it, special if you read it in the darkness

  • @alishapalmer1
    @alishapalmer1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'll take care of my TV for now on

    • @alishapalmer1
      @alishapalmer1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't take this seriously it's just a joke

  • @remediosdimaculangan2913
    @remediosdimaculangan2913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dayum this a good book ngl

  • @Notcheesing
    @Notcheesing ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yo this book is fire

  • @maxantti
    @maxantti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    God I love analog horror

  • @hambegur
    @hambegur ปีที่แล้ว

    " *don't make any noise* "

  • @literally_zornikal
    @literally_zornikal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Theory: This tape was made by the US army to give humanity advice on what to do when you buy one of the products. The Unhappy Child should stay with you inside whenever you buy a possessed product as it will fight it until the possessed product is fully destroyed.

  • @NINJAmateH
    @NINJAmateH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pov: fnaf lore

  • @BatuuAkii
    @BatuuAkii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I thought it said "GooA book"

  • @miaumeows
    @miaumeows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Could you make a tut on how to do an analog horror channel? I really appreciate your videos and ur channel and i want to do one too!

  • @shutdowncat
    @shutdowncat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah yes a really "good" book

  • @CrystalMadeClear
    @CrystalMadeClear ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I actually _hate_ watching TV. TH-cam, yes, because I can totally choose what I see.

  • @orthographyMach
    @orthographyMach ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:11 oh you read 'read' as [red]

  • @Littlebundleoflife
    @Littlebundleoflife 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    BEST BOOK ILL GIVE YA THAT!

  • @Hunter1104m
    @Hunter1104m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We need mapat to see these lol

  • @xX_mittens2009_Xx
    @xX_mittens2009_Xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am not safe

  • @Star_puffs
    @Star_puffs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Toilet what a good choice”

  • @robincastillo-ez2gg
    @robincastillo-ez2gg ปีที่แล้ว

    0:28There is a secret message: don't make any noise

  • @starleaf-luna
    @starleaf-luna 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    'the toilet is a good choice'

  • @BlueBloxRoblox
    @BlueBloxRoblox ปีที่แล้ว

    Video's content:
    A book with pages!

  • @persond1794
    @persond1794 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro something in the room fell as it said they know where you live

  • @ray_2000
    @ray_2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:56 I'm watching this right before I go to bed too 😢 (5:06 AM)

  • @Lycheye
    @Lycheye 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    pls make a series

  • @thecowardlol-6917
    @thecowardlol-6917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks to give me a really good book :)

  • @PARADOX_Countryball
    @PARADOX_Countryball 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You fear me... and i do not know why i,m here 😅

  • @hloykasloyka3081
    @hloykasloyka3081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OK so now we know that:
    Man AI=good
    Woman AI=bad

  • @CL0UD_N9N3
    @CL0UD_N9N3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm the FAST text one it says "don't let them know You know" xd

  • @iamthemystery1806
    @iamthemystery1806 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Him: you Know they can’t red 😂