A grocery list of organs Originally streamed/recorded on December 27th, 2021 Editor: Jack Clishem / jackclishem Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
everyone seems to forget that jerma donated 22 livers and 41 kidneys, all perfectly preserved, to american hospitals just last month saying he "doesn't use those parts", what a hero!
4:30 A few months ago, my gf and I were on the couch watching Jerma vods while half asleep. At one point she fell asleep and I was on the verge of drifting off, that was when Jerma shouted, "I'M SMART! I'M SMART! I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" and I jolted awake because it surprised me so bad, I ended up waking her up too.
i watch all my jerma content while playing something like tf2 in the background. sometimes i focus back in on what he's saying only to hear the most deranged thing ever. this time it was "why do i have all these bladders?"
After watching Jerma fall to understand basic functions of a throttle and wheel spin in a driving game or keeping in in 3rd the entire time because it just goes forward - I knew he was just too good at games to even care anymore. Also very, very smart
A survivor of the Jerma985 kidnappings was soon discovered wandering the Las Vegas strip after the arrest of Jerma himself. His face was permanently contorted into the "jermaVenus" emote, commonly used in Jerma's twitch chat, as well as his rear being abnormally enlarged to a ridiculous scale. Biologists, anatomists, and plastic surgeons alike still have no idea how this was achieved, or why someone would want to achieve this. The officers that found and identified the survivor reported that the man was repeating the words; "This guy is a psycho," over and over again, all along the drive to the police station and all night and day while he stayed at the police station. The horrendous acts Jerma985 did in that torture-house are still unknown, who knows what kind of deplorable and deprived things he had been doing? The state of Nevada is glad that Jerma is now on death row, and is sitting out his final days in a cell in one of the most secure prisons in the United States.
I know I couldn’t stop laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing!
Yes! Wiimote as well. To quote the dev on inserting Kinect support: “I embrace the Sun with arms outstretched so that my oblivion will be one of my own choosing.”
I wanna see jerma act out a scene where he randomly meets Mos Def while he's out grocery shopping and has to pretend to know some of his songs in order to get a picture with him for his Instagram story
Jerma I've been feeling down and your can do additude really uplifts me I hope you are as happy as you make me I thank you for getting me through the tough times I know it might not seem like you do so much for us but I appreciate you so much I work long hours and when I need a pick me up I always watch a vod or try to cAtch you on twitcb thank you I love your work
everyone seems to forget that jerma donated 22 livers and 41 kidneys, all perfectly preserved, to american hospitals just last month saying he "doesn't use those parts", what a hero!
people can't help but want to, he grew those organs himself after all
If only he didn't eat the hearts and lungs.
He even mentioned in the note that he'll be sending more! His charity is an inspiration
Kinda weird since those are the tastiest....
Interesting that there are 3 less than double the kidneys compared to livers...
Teaching Jerma this much about human organs is a devastating mistake
@@nothingorother9819 they're probably dead
You're seasonal vegetation so you've got nothing to worry about
@@kevo-o-o LOL
he might get addicted
@@freakymoejoe2
Emphasize on "probably".
There are two Jermas:
"Hey stop eating rocks" and "Let me explain what an ETF is"
"I'm smart I'm smart I know what I'm talking about!"
“Eyeball, heart, nerve, liver, eyebart, hiheart, I-haul…”
He's a self declared "Crypto Maniac" and "Musk Head" after all, having dumped like 10k into Doge coin after Elon's endorsement on SNL
@@psykodactyle How'd that go for em?
@@omegahaxors3306 he lost it all and had to sell his collection of Pop figurines
Finally, more of Jerma showing us his real job
Bring chat to work day!
As peculiar as he is,you gotta hand to jerma,he’s a great actor,pretending he doesn’t know how to sell,purchase,and obtain organs
Man I’m so glad Jerma has no instakill moves
That we know of
I'm so glad Jerma just does minor DoT
he'll just grind you in meatgrinder till your just eyeballs. no instakill
Yet
@@stippyme567 at least my eyes will be safe from this FREAK
Imagine being so desperate for a life saving organ that you buy one from the local begging E-Clown
Sounds like real life
na healthcare
@@fixthefernback8030 i'm all for better healthcare but can you people stop grabbing for such low hanging fruit
@@Kacky North American spotted
@@overtimeseed he's not wrong tho, it's low hanging fruit
The most unhinged thing in this video is how he attempted to explain Exchange Traded Funds that quickly
Started with putting people into meat grinders, now hes selling their organs too.
Oh no, he’s learning
This video will be presented in a court case someday.
A reference to the Johnny Depp case~ Nice one my guy~ :)
*high fives!
@@jack6m every court case in existence is a johnny depp reference
@@jack6m who the fuck is jonny debt
He's finally using his victims for a good use instead of leaving them in his freezer to expire! 👏👏👏
jerma is efficient he does not waste be like jerma
THE THING IN THE FRIDGE IS DEFINITELY NOT HUMAN MEAT
It's clearly ostrich meat.
@@thescaredshadow Are we sure it's not spider meat?
*black note music*
it'll taste pretty good either way
@@Tigershark_3082 pretty large. Giant, if you will. Definitely belonged to an enemy
Jerma murdered a man entirely by accident while giving organs to spambots
accident?
It’s crazy Jerma was playing this game completely naked.
because of how jerma is, i cannot tell if you're being serious
@@ftjotaro He said in the video that he wouldn’t turn on his webcam because he was naked
@@Terracosm Oh.
Can't believe this man gives trading advice when he lost EVERYTHING on beyond meat stock
Jerma got the good ending and thought he lost
4:30 A few months ago, my gf and I were on the couch watching Jerma vods while half asleep. At one point she fell asleep and I was on the verge of drifting off, that was when Jerma shouted, "I'M SMART! I'M SMART! I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" and I jolted awake because it surprised me so bad, I ended up waking her up too.
A foolproof way to spark up the relationship
any couple that regularly watches jerma together is infallible, i think.
i watch all my jerma content while playing something like tf2 in the background. sometimes i focus back in on what he's saying only to hear the most deranged thing ever. this time it was "why do i have all these bladders?"
After watching Jerma fall to understand basic functions of a throttle and wheel spin in a driving game or keeping in in 3rd the entire time because it just goes forward - I knew he was just too good at games to even care anymore. Also very, very smart
Unhinged madman finally getting his dream job. Incredible.
I thought this was gonna be like he's playing a different game and is joking about selling organs, not an actual game where you trade organs.
Now that jerma knows how the body works, he’s going to figure out his chat’s weaknesses
He already knows. It's "shmee".
This footage was recovered on a DVD in Jerma's basement shortly after his arrest.
This Netflix documentary slaps!
A survivor of the Jerma985 kidnappings was soon discovered wandering the Las Vegas strip after the arrest of Jerma himself. His face was permanently contorted into the "jermaVenus" emote, commonly used in Jerma's twitch chat, as well as his rear being abnormally enlarged to a ridiculous scale. Biologists, anatomists, and plastic surgeons alike still have no idea how this was achieved, or why someone would want to achieve this. The officers that found and identified the survivor reported that the man was repeating the words; "This guy is a psycho," over and over again, all along the drive to the police station and all night and day while he stayed at the police station. The horrendous acts Jerma985 did in that torture-house are still unknown, who knows what kind of deplorable and deprived things he had been doing? The state of Nevada is glad that Jerma is now on death row, and is sitting out his final days in a cell in one of the most secure prisons in the United States.
The intro is Family Guy. If that isn't a bad omen I don't know what is
love getting to see the amount of work and dedication that goes into his job as a murderer!
NAKED streamer displays HIMSELF as a PROP while teaching organ anatomy!
So THIS is what happens when he puts you in a meat grinder
I mean you are probably dead
Getting closer and closer to editing the new streams, I understand it takes a lot of work! Keep it up!
how far back are these?
@@mattbowers3766 this one's 5 months old, so pretty recent
Glad to see Jerma participated in bring your stream to work day
Kinect dev would've been a strong contender for One Guy Moment.
im jerming so hard
jerma is the streamer of all time
Idk why but the “look at me” gave me so much joy
Jerma probably samples the product before he trades.
Only the finest organs go INTO THE MEAT GRINDER!
Jerma has a beautiful singing voice.
🎶~Milk, eggs, butter, peanut butter~🎵
'She's got her hair tied up in brAAids'
18:33 Actually just Peep the Horror. This is insane
That dream was a premonition
I know I couldn’t stop laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing!
I was playing this when suddenly after I sold all my lung the market crashed, I bought so many cheap organs that session.
Holy crap, I never realized that the way everybody writes those "PSYCHO streamer" comments were actually based off how Jerma writes
Jermas all the way down
Is this the infamous Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator that also supports the Kinect as a valid controller?
This is space warlord organ trading simulator, but I didn't know it supported the kinect
Yes! Wiimote as well. To quote the dev on inserting Kinect support: “I embrace the Sun with arms outstretched so that my oblivion will be one of my own choosing.”
Based devs
New 2nd Jerma vid, feeling alive again
But then I nearly choked when he was yelling "I'm smart! I'm smart!"
Well at least jerma has a way of funding event streams now imagine how many more doll house streams we could get with this new line of employment
Jerma seems to be doing really well after getting out of that mental hospital
Mental hospital? You mean Twitch chat?
@@FatherNagic Or at the very least, make your impending death comfortable. Twitch chat would mock you for it.
I love jerma's silly little grocery song he sounds pre recorded :)
The editor did an excellent job by reducing the amount of empty "talk" spots. Thanks man! Appreciate it
i want him to play this again so bad
This game has some heavy Cruelty Squad vibes.
Cruelty squad based
jerma confirmed to type like MSPA narration
So this is RIMWORLD gets all their organs, from some weird glitterworld surgeon named "Jeremy Elbertson"
its honestly scarier when jerma talks about stocks than selling organs
I love when he talks about stocks because it makes him sound like a real person who likes talking about things he's interested in
Peeping the horror and dying at the end was hilarious
What a weird sequel to the organ trail
man this was my first jerma stream i caught!
if you looked at jerma 2 years ago you would never think he'd make a video titled "the organ trader"
Jerma really does play the game.
16:48 LUL my one guy moment made it into the cut! :D
i actually played this game and absolutely love it
this is just like that magnus archives episode except jerma is simultaneously the entity and the human
@@poxl9222 i was thinking flesh at first but stranger with some spiral is pretty nice
Jermar
Finally, a game I can relate to
i sold all my organs now i can afford a ticket to jerma rumble
Donate one kidney and you're a hero. Donate five kidneys and you're a psycho smh
He peeped the horror
He can't keep getting away with all these crimes
this games soundtrack is so good
I swear ive had nightmares like this
TOILET PAPER
TOILET PAPER
the music from this game got that gas stove type beat
we finally peeped the horror
THANK YOU FOR TEACHING US THE INSIDES :)
I wanna see jerma act out a scene where he randomly meets Mos Def while he's out grocery shopping and has to pretend to know some of his songs in order to get a picture with him for his Instagram story
cool to see jerma pay games he has real world experience with
“Eyebar…..Eyeheart…….Eyehael”
Mr. Jerma, you've done it again. bravo
Jerma I've been feeling down and your can do additude really uplifts me I hope you are as happy as you make me I thank you for getting me through the tough times I know it might not seem like you do so much for us but I appreciate you so much I work long hours and when I need a pick me up I always watch a vod or try to cAtch you on twitcb thank you I love your work
this music is crazy
he should play cruelty squad since he LOOOOOOOOOVES organ trading
Oh, cool. just sat down with food
"I don't have clothes on, I'm not gonna stream naked."
But...
Jerma’s Real Job Simulator 2021
jerma took my fucking appendix
UNHINGED local streamer BUYS FRESH ORGANS at GROCERY STORE while SINGING
Wake up babe new 2ndJerma vid dropped
patient 985 has figured out the human organs systems
Legend
After all the car accidents he has to hide the evidence somehow
This is the most stream ever
A GAME made FOR Jerma
This is Jeremy’s true calling
DERANGED STREAMER sells HUMAN SOULS on the BLACK MARKET
fun fact: this is published by the same guys as hypnospace outlaw
Actually only the writer for hypnospace, Xalavier Nelson Jr, made this.
Love this game
Organ trader Andy
wall street andy finds his true passion
i love your shaved organ, the epidermis
jerman
Why does this man have the voice of an angel? He should be on broadway
16:33 Jerma trying to make REPO: The Genetic Opera 2
That's what I was thinking lmao
STONKS! 🚀
No fucking way this is the real soundtrack for this game! WOW! It's wonderful!
he's smart where it counts (stocks)