poor sod ! my dad was gonna name me farzan at first ! but then he changed his mind and named me pouria , but my mates call me pourri ! so ! lucky me i guess
Another friend of ours a very lovely lady called PAYMANEH was introduced to some douchbag for a blind date. The guy started laughing at her name and said do I need to PAY MONEY to dare you? Pay maneh(money) obviously she never went on a second date with the jerk
Best standup comedy I’ve ever seen. 🤣 No one actually can remember my hubby’s name, PEZHMAN. So, he always tries to tell a story like “you know Speader-Man, you know Bat-Man, so now I’m Pezh-Man”🤣🤣. He also has a colleague named “Anu”.🤣
We had an Iranian classmate whose name was Jamshid. Others were calling him Jam-Shit. His sister’s name was Gazalleh and people were calling her Godzilla. I used to feel bad about them ...
Did you feel bad about them or for them? Like if you feel bad about them means you felt bad that they were there and you'd be associated with them for being Iranian. Feeling bad for them means you were sorry for them for going through this
People make fun of each others name. Jamsheed and ghazaale do not pronounce like shit and godzilla at all. You cant change your name being afraid people may come up with sth to make fun of you.
Back when I was a kid we fled Iran on a bus full of refugees, and we ended up in Norway. On the bus there was a gorgeous girl named Rava, which in Norwegian means arse (ræva). Suddenly every body started calling her Sara 😂 on the same bus, there was a man named Rasoul, which in turn were pronounced rasshøl in Norwegian, meaning asshole, that brave old man did not change his name 🤣
I also would like to point out that in Greek, Mr. Would translate to "Kirios" (yup, they have the same root; as in "male") and one of the most common names is Kostas. So... Kirios Kostases are literally everywhere
In Finland the word for yeast مخمر is Hiiva. Once we travelled to Iran a few years ago and my friend’s best friend’s name was هيوا hiva. Every time my friend called her I couldn’t stop smiling😆
How many words for shit do you have in Farsi, and why do you have that mamy word for shit( we only have two in mandarin one sounds like the English word “fun” and the other one sounds like the word “she”)
@@Laurence0227 "Goh" and "An" are nouns, "Reed" is a verb, meaning she/he pooped. There are words equal to feces, but I'm guessing your not asking for them😂
Soorin Sayadi For verb.... there are two mandarin verbs for “shit” The first one is “errr” the second one is “pull” (which is the same verb for “playing” a fiddle instrument “ lol)
Well, the same can be said about English names translating badly to Persian. Someone I used to work with was named "Frank Koons" - Koon in farsi translates to "ass" lol
Hi Max, this is Lili from Lilirayepic channel and it is my pleasure to watch all your videos. You are such a professional comedian and a standup professional one. All the best! 💐
One of my friend's friend wanted to come to Iran from Britain. And her name is Ann ryd !!!! Ma friend really made a serious effort to make her change the destination..... Ann ryd!!!! 😁
@@yasminfarzan6371 😂😂Of course, some times one person has 4 mames like "Ali Asghar Mohammad sadegh" but sometimes also because of security issues like ...
Imagine Mila Kunis in Isfahan, and someone describing her with their accent: This person here is an american celebrity, Mila Kunis... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm kinda sad non-persian peaple won't undrestand this🤣
When I was a medical student in Tehran we had a resident named “فاکر” which means “thinker” but transliterated as “Faker” and pronounced F***er! Me and my friends were always wondering how he might get served!
@@nazigol900 That would be pronounced the same in English but transliterated as Fakher not Faker. His name tag was فاکر though which is pronounced exactly like the way F***er is pronounced in English. So we were just pronouncing his True name wihout any bad thought but it would turn out awkward if the patient was English speaking rather than Farsi.
Theres a Finnish professional footballer called Pukki. 'Puki' is Cunt in Malay. 3 chinese Boo, Choo and Foo at the airport about to board a plane to USA. So Boo suggested they changed their name to English sounding Hollywood stars. Boo says he wld choose Buck, as in Buck Rogers. Choo says Okay, call him Chuck then, as in Chuck Conners. Foo thought for a while🤔 and shook hands with Boo and Choo and said, he decided Not to Fly to the USA.
Mac thank God you put up a new video!!! What happened to you!?!? When will you have a comedy special we can watch?? You're the only comedian who doesn't have one, come on bro!!! We want more Max!!! For God's sake bro! A Netflix special, Showtime, HBO, something!!! Even that no talented Anissa Amani is on Netflix, but you aren't!!! It's really aggravating and sad because you deserve better!
Anyone seen the anime "sword art online"? The main character's name is Kirito, and Japanese peaple call other peaple with terms of "chan, san, kun..." out of respect, so they call him "Kirito-kun" 🤣🤣🤣
In Taiwan, most Colonial Taiwanese speaks colonial Hokkien as ethnic language, and when you see a Taiwanese woman whom has CHEN as surname, she would NEVER adopt “Monica” as her English name, because “Monica-chen” means “Touch your ass” in colonial Hokkien
سلام من از ایران هستم خیلی جالب بود آقای امینی ، با توجه به اینکه در حال یادگیری زبان هستم ولی کامل متوجه شدم خیلی عالی بود منتظر کار های بعدی شما هستم (شما خیلی سرتون شلوغه اگه میشه لطف کنید فیلم هاتون و بیشتر آپلود کنید تا ما ها که دسترسی نداریم بتونیم ببینیم ...)
There was a professor in our college called Kunberger, my Iranian friends would giggle whenever they heard his name!
@Love Love 😂
@Ramesses II Setepenre kun mean Ass in Farsi
😂😂😂 with extra cheese and garlic mayo 😂😂😂
That's the funniest thing ever
Hahahahaha that was so funny! 😅😂😂
I had a college teacher in Denmark, his name was Henrik Tange, and an Iranian student asked me chera tange 🤣
😂😂😂 did you gave him an answer?
😂😅😂😂😂
Lol
🤣🤣
I love how only us Persians undrestand these and yet we keep on speaking English😂😂
🤣🤣I just thought of the name Mahboobe محبوبه ask any English speaking person to pronounce that. They'll say Ma booby🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂 😂
@@redpopies7300 :)))))))))
Nazi and Negar are also hilarious in English...
😂😂😂😂
fuck !! :D :D :D
My Swiss friends told me that in high school they had an Iranian classmate called FARZAN. فرزان But everybody called the poor boy TARZAN🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good one!! 😅😅
Al least he wasn't called a poo pack 😂
هاهاهاهاا
poor sod ! my dad was gonna name me farzan at first ! but then he changed his mind and named me pouria , but my mates call me pourri ! so ! lucky me i guess
pourri pourri pourri means rotten in French...
Another friend of ours a very lovely lady called PAYMANEH was introduced to some douchbag for a blind date. The guy started laughing at her name and said do I need to PAY MONEY to dare you? Pay maneh(money) obviously she never went on a second date with the jerk
LOL, not all heroes wear cap:) hats down for our friend
or anyone else i reckon!
Everybody else also would say that haha
@Payman better than محبوبه Mahboobeh!they pronounce it as my booby!🤣🤣🤣🤣
To be fair if you have a name like that you need to learn to laugh at yourself.
As an Iranian living in the Netherlands I always laugh when I see a girl named Annelies which basically translates to "shit licker" in Farsi 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
میدونی تا وقتی که اون طرف نگه اسمم « عن » هست مشکلی نی 🤣🤣🤣 چون تو فارسی خودمون آنه یا آنی تلفظ می کنیم . 😅😅
Best standup comedy I’ve ever seen. 🤣 No one actually can remember my hubby’s name, PEZHMAN. So, he always tries to tell a story like “you know Speader-Man, you know Bat-Man, so now I’m Pezh-Man”🤣🤣. He also has a colleague named “Anu”.🤣
😂😂😂😂
Forget about to change his name , just change the husband 😂
We had an Iranian classmate whose name was Jamshid. Others were calling him Jam-Shit. His sister’s name was Gazalleh and people were calling her Godzilla. I used to feel bad about them ...
LOL
Did you feel bad about them or for them? Like if you feel bad about them means you felt bad that they were there and you'd be associated with them for being Iranian. Feeling bad for them means you were sorry for them for going through this
If i was you i would've cry for them ,not sorry ,and come home and 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@nikieberhardt4624 I believe she means she felt bad for them
People make fun of each others name. Jamsheed and ghazaale do not pronounce like shit and godzilla at all. You cant change your name being afraid people may come up with sth to make fun of you.
this never gets old , it's my 30th time watching it
Poopack 😂😂😂omg never thought about that though 😂😂 Ann😂
Poor girl, if she had a chance of one in a hundred millions you blew it. 😂😂😂
Back when I was a kid we fled Iran on a bus full of refugees, and we ended up in Norway. On the bus there was a gorgeous girl named Rava, which in Norwegian means arse (ræva). Suddenly every body started calling her Sara 😂 on the same bus, there was a man named Rasoul, which in turn were pronounced rasshøl in Norwegian, meaning asshole, that brave old man did not change his name 🤣
he need to be brave everyday !
Nice one Godzilla😉😉
@@mar1355 omg, you are soooooo funny... Just as funny as the them bullies sitting stuck in kindergarten. Congratulations 😊
"Arash" is not a good name in Germany, the German word for arse is Arsch (pronounced like "Arsh"). 🙈
Now I really wanna know what was Max's Persian name?! LOL
Max Ali
as far as i know it's " Amir " . once hi said that in an iranian radio podcast
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Amini
Assghar
Mashallah
I also would like to point out that in Greek, Mr. Would translate to "Kirios" (yup, they have the same root; as in "male") and one of the most common names is Kostas. So... Kirios Kostases are literally everywhere
Omg I'm dying
Once i was there standing in the line waiting for my turn in hospital a guy said hey kiri 🤣 for a second I was like what???
@@ryanmd615 oh my God 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Greece should be an amazing place
What wrong with Kirios Kostasis
you always make us laugh Max, you are super good. please upload more of your standup comedy videos. thanks!
Poopak? Flying bird?😂😂
She is not changing her name because she comes after a long line of “poopaks”
Omg hahahahaha
I've never looked at Poopak and Pouya like this😂😂😂😂😂
Soorin Sayadi are those name real in farsi?
Poopak is a bird and pooya means dynamic I guess 😁
Poopak is a bird and pooya means dynamic I guess 😁
مشتری ، به آلمانی میشه Kunde ( کونده ) . آدم روش نمیشه خرید کنه 😅😉
Muham Mad 😂😂😂😂
مثل جان کری، عرب ها میگن جان کیری😂😂😂
اینا رو نگه میدارم فردا کلی سوژه دارم واس تعریف کردن !
حالا فک کن با لهجه قزوینی هم بگی کونده!!
Kunde be Koreyi mishe "and" hahah
In Finland the word for yeast مخمر is Hiiva. Once we travelled to Iran a few years ago and my friend’s best friend’s name was هيوا hiva. Every time my friend called her I couldn’t stop smiling😆
ترکیدم از خنده تنهایی دمت گرم عالی محشر
i burst from laughing that was super great excellent
The name "Reed" means "pooped" in persian🤣
And I knew a girl her name was Ann ryd! And she wanted to come to Iran....thank God she dismissed....
mackan ashkevari oh my god .😂😂😂. Her name literally translates to he/she pooped poo
How many words for shit do you have in Farsi, and why do you have that mamy word for shit( we only have two in mandarin one sounds like the English word “fun” and the other one sounds like the word “she”)
@@Laurence0227 "Goh" and "An" are nouns, "Reed" is a verb, meaning she/he pooped.
There are words equal to feces, but I'm guessing your not asking for them😂
Soorin Sayadi
For verb.... there are two mandarin verbs for “shit”
The first one is “errr” the second one is “pull” (which is the same verb for “playing” a fiddle instrument “ lol)
omg he is the best😂😂😂love him so much😍😍💟💟💟💟
Nati Sweet ikr hahahahaha
“Let me call her brother - Pooya!!“ :D
این ویدیو هرباااااااار خندم میاره... خدااااست یعنی... مرسی😂😂😂😂💜💜💜
And also all of Iranian engineers have a big deal with "Kirchhoff's laws" in electrical circuits
Hi Max , you are ingenious , brilliant !you are the best ! Please go on with your brilliant work ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍
That was hilarious😂
Well, the same can be said about English names translating badly to Persian. Someone I used to work with was named "Frank Koons" - Koon in farsi translates to "ass" lol
please upload more clips :))
All aside , the last bit was awesome haha
I had a professor at the college her name was dullly 😂😂😂 well dully is a german name 😃
We have a few, one of them is GAYRAT
it was a brilliant joke.......you are extraordinarily talented budy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
how come this guy got this low subscribed numbers? He does brilliant at crowd work.
From 03:56 I am crying 😭😭😭😂😂
“Full pack of poo”
Hi Max, this is Lili from Lilirayepic channel and it is my pleasure to watch all your videos. You are such a professional comedian and a standup professional one. All the best! 💐
همه پوپک ها رو شستی رفت 😂😂
lol.
خخخخخ پاره شدم فقط . عالی بود 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I couldn't laugh harder 😂😂😂😂😂😂you saved my day
this was so funny. omg I pooped a bit. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂. max kheili vaght bud enghad nakhandide budam. keep up the goodwork
mordam az khande.....! I love you. You are the best.
love from kurdistan!
that jump into american accent just made it to a whole new level :))
😆😆Cheers Max...such talented guy...
The best, love you and your work ❤️🙏🏼🌸
@Max Amini Lap azi 50 seri buna baxdim girildim gulmaxdan
ترکیدم از خنده دمت گرم :))))
I love you Max and I'm very proud of you
مکس دهنت سرویس 😂😂😂😂
مُردم از خنده 🤣🤣🤣
عالی بود 👌👌
مخصوصا اونجایی که گفت Ann 😆😆
love you man😂💙
You're SO cool man!!
Never thought about the name like that before!🤣
you need to visit w hore square in Tehran. you cannot imagine what a nice statue is there.
Smart & funny material . Thank U again for laughing us.
ayyyy aaali boood :))))))))vali poopak esme hamchin kami ham nista...yeki oonja neshaste bashe be ghaar mire ke :)))
Damn that was awsome 😅🤦🏽♂️
Max you’re the best! 😂
OMG this was hilarious 😂
Ann killed me 😂
One of my friend's friend wanted to come to Iran from Britain. And her name is Ann ryd !!!! Ma friend really made a serious effort to make her change the destination..... Ann ryd!!!! 😁
That was so funny 😂😂😂😂Max thank you 🙏 you make us Happy 👍👍👍👍and you learned some of Iranians family about Names
reza Rezaa Some Iranian names are super weird 😂😂
@@yasminfarzan6371 😂😂Of course, some times one person has 4 mames like "Ali Asghar Mohammad sadegh" but sometimes also because of security issues like ...
that was hilarious!!!
These one was really cool :) tnx Max
i love your video and it's very funny
Do you guys remember "Cook Pu" in How i met your mother?? (S05 Ep14)
Wich one do you think is worst? Cook Pu or Pupak? 🤣🤣😇
It was the first thing which was came to my mind
عالی بود کلی لذت بردم 👍 موفق باشید - استندآپ -تاک شو امروز ما روهم ببینید
وای ترکیدم😂 خیلی باحالی😂😂😂😂😅😆
This was hilarious 😂
Come to india mahn i love ur ann!!
???
@@nikim6986 watch the video the the comments...u wont get the references then
Imagine Mila Kunis in Isfahan, and someone describing her with their accent:
This person here is an american celebrity, Mila Kunis... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm kinda sad non-persian peaple won't undrestand this🤣
Soorin Sayadi
What’s the funny part? Explain to us! at least for that my civilization is as old as yours :p
Ha! Am not persian, but I know what kuni/s means! 🤣
OMG! Max Amini , I love you! You are so funny! 😂
جاننمم چه خوشکل و خوشتیپ شدی اقا مکس😍
Finally a video clip!!!!
عالی بود دمت گرم بعد مدت ها ویدیو گذاشتی😂
Ann:poopak 😂😂😂😂😂😂
دل درد گرفتم از خنده 😅🤣🤣🤣
OMG! I laughed so hard. 😂😂😂 He is so hilarious.
Now he looks absolutely like Al Pacino
وای دهنت سرویس خندیدم😂
When I was a medical student in Tehran we had a resident named “فاکر” which means “thinker” but transliterated as “Faker” and pronounced F***er! Me and my friends were always wondering how he might get served!
Poor guy
It is فاخر not فاکر
@@nazigol900 That would be pronounced the same in English but transliterated as Fakher not Faker. His name tag was فاکر though which is pronounced exactly like the way F***er is pronounced in English. So we were just pronouncing his True name wihout any bad thought but it would turn out awkward if the patient was English speaking rather than Farsi.
@@EpicEternal2 where was he from?
@@nazigol900 He was Iranian.
Theres a Finnish professional footballer called Pukki. 'Puki' is Cunt in Malay.
3 chinese Boo, Choo and Foo at the airport about to board a plane to USA.
So Boo suggested they changed their name to English sounding Hollywood stars.
Boo says he wld choose Buck, as in Buck Rogers.
Choo says Okay, call him Chuck then, as in Chuck Conners.
Foo thought for a while🤔 and shook hands with Boo and Choo and said, he decided Not to Fly to the USA.
You killed it
In day I'll go to your show...
I love your comedy 💙💙💙
Poop pack has a bright future working in the constipation clinic.
or be a colonic nurse
samuraialfredo poopak*
@@nadia1994ization its a joke...
Like negar or jamshid
I get Negar--but Jamshid? Jam...Jaam tonight...Lets Jaam...Nope, I don't get it.
Terry Smith It can be Jam shit
What about negar
Terry Smith I don’t get negar .!!??what could it be
drmosavi The N word
khhhhh, tanx max ! wow what a combination :D
Flying bird???
What' next?? Swimming fish??
Just don't tell anything to the penguins, they are a bit sensitive about this!
@@sanitallica duuuude i died lmao :)))))))))))
You,re amazing😂😂 خیلی باحالی🌹
Does anyone know if there's a way to buy a film of the full show?
Mac thank God you put up a new video!!! What happened to you!?!? When will you have a comedy special we can watch?? You're the only comedian who doesn't have one, come on bro!!! We want more Max!!! For God's sake bro! A Netflix special, Showtime, HBO, something!!! Even that no talented Anissa Amani is on Netflix, but you aren't!!! It's really aggravating and sad because you deserve better!
Fantastic 😂
Love from Dubai
Anyone seen the anime "sword art online"?
The main character's name is Kirito, and Japanese peaple call other peaple with terms of "chan, san, kun..." out of respect, so they call him "Kirito-kun" 🤣🤣🤣
Poor Kirito:)))
HAhahaha
😂😂😂😂
دهنت سرویس مکس😂😂😂😂👌🏼👍🏽👍🏽👌🏽
In Taiwan, most Colonial Taiwanese speaks colonial Hokkien as ethnic language, and when you see a Taiwanese woman whom has CHEN as surname, she would NEVER adopt “Monica” as her English name, because “Monica-chen”
means “Touch your ass” in colonial Hokkien
Had a kid in my class back at school named Arsal, everyone called him Arsehole 😂😂
Love you max
Be careful what you name your kids. Lol.
U r the best maaaan 😂😂😂
You are awesome 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
سلام من از ایران هستم خیلی جالب بود آقای امینی ، با توجه به اینکه در حال یادگیری زبان هستم ولی کامل متوجه شدم خیلی عالی بود منتظر کار های بعدی شما هستم (شما خیلی سرتون شلوغه اگه میشه لطف کنید فیلم هاتون و بیشتر آپلود کنید تا ما ها که دسترسی نداریم بتونیم ببینیم ...)