DSP Already Begging For Kick Viewers

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  • @thor9323
    @thor9323 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    The way DSP always explains something he just found out as if everyone else is clueless and he's the first person to find it, is infuriating. To this day he fails to realise he's always behind, not just a bit behind, years and years behind

    • @sanseverything900
      @sanseverything900 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He probably assumes most of his legit fans are people like Jayde or Derrich who literally have to have things spelled out to them in the most simplest terms.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's three decades behind, mentally speaking...

    • @JackOpulski
      @JackOpulski หลายเดือนก่อน

      To be fair he's talking to his sped audience who are even further behind (and hate that kick move, by the looks of it)

    • @daytractor8553
      @daytractor8553 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’ll have you know I just made an account on an up and coming program call aol instant messenger.

  • @BIGGBAGA
    @BIGGBAGA หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    " Kats gut rests on phil while she pegs him " too funny

    • @akilomari4973
      @akilomari4973 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Who said that lol?

    • @Disc023-ps6le
      @Disc023-ps6le หลายเดือนก่อน

      Her barren womb must be really bothering her. Imagine being married to the pig knowing he groomed kids.

    • @bluesandman7566
      @bluesandman7566 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@akilomari4973 Sarahbarkley says that on the Kick chat at 13:01.

    • @th3oblivi0n12
      @th3oblivi0n12 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Phucking beautiful.
      Spat out my coffee

    • @TheJackalsLairProductions
      @TheJackalsLairProductions หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lmfao ​@@bluesandman7566

  • @konnen7354
    @konnen7354 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    All this just to dump another membership on his viewers. His greed is honestly impressive.

    • @otopico
      @otopico หลายเดือนก่อน

      And if anyone mentions that fact, he will call them stupid because they are called 'subscriptions' on Kick.

  • @youtubecrack
    @youtubecrack หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    I think it's Phillip smugness that'll push people away in the end. He still has that" I did nothing wrong. I did everything right" attitude. Everything that's come to light recently completely blows all his BS apart.

  • @deathsdoor07
    @deathsdoor07 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Dude hasn't even streamed on Kick and already talking about why he can't ban people yet.

  • @fatkhetburnell
    @fatkhetburnell หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    The Kino guys mention moving to Kick. DSP thinks it'll get him one step closer to his promised land. He doesn't realize that he'll be stepping on the heads of his real fans, like Jayde, to get there.

  • @decanus8831
    @decanus8831 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Kick will devour him 😂

  • @yosaru
    @yosaru หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    The fact he must say "blackout curtains" rather than just curtains or blinds like a normal person.

    • @jasonvoorheesthethird
      @jasonvoorheesthethird หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He’s an alien trying to behave like a human being

    • @PhillipMiass
      @PhillipMiass หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Is it because he's highly regarded or does he think that's a flex?

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@PhillipMiass Yes !

    • @LSBR_23
      @LSBR_23 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Guessing bluds never heard of black out curtains you regard🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @novarat4089
      @novarat4089 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      blackout curtains are a thing tho

  • @charliecrackmon
    @charliecrackmon หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Nobody deserves a good kick more than Phil

  • @JaviOnade
    @JaviOnade หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Its crazy that he doesnt want to spend the money on a new windows license for windows 10. Its a literal buisness expense. It improves his business. No will be angry

  • @the21stsergeant
    @the21stsergeant หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I've figured out why he has post nasal drip. Its his horrible voice/accent. I just tried doing an impersonation of him aaayund blaaaahck ummmming and I nearly coughed my guts up after a few seconds.

  • @KamiOshi_81800
    @KamiOshi_81800 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    0:46 "What I need you to do for me"
    This is the story of DSP life

  • @BingChilling420_
    @BingChilling420_ หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Time to see the true viewer count 😂😂

    • @MaxsonAtTheFort
      @MaxsonAtTheFort หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Be sure to subtract 30 of those since they’re all just OIC alts.😂

  • @prophetic0311
    @prophetic0311 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I am still amazed ppl still give him money.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Calling them "people" is a bit of a stretch, don't you think ?

    • @prophetic0311
      @prophetic0311 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Ron_Jambo_ yeah...

  • @SimulatedDumplings
    @SimulatedDumplings หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Will the dentitos actually purchase a 4th membership on a separate site? I didn’t see today’s podcast, but yesterday they didn’t seem too happy about the idea.
    Bonus question: How many Kick Subs will OIC be responsible for gifting monthly?

  • @BigBoiClimbs
    @BigBoiClimbs หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the guy 100% got the term "a logger" from the recent turkey tom video about furries, which means he hella glazes tom

  • @sammyall9091
    @sammyall9091 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    No ones moving to kick

  • @otopico
    @otopico หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I hope this is just as successful as all of DSP ventures.
    And if he thinks Restream is too complicated for him to understand, it very much explains most of his issues in life.
    It sucks to be stupid I guess?
    Bonus points to him complaining about paying for the service without knowing how it works, when the page he is reading has a 7 day money back guarantee.
    And more bonus points to the sneak beg for a new PC.
    And calling his viewer dumb for telling him he can do it with OBS!

  • @jeffk3801
    @jeffk3801 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    How much you wanna bet he doesnt know what the "p" in 1080p means

    • @otopico
      @otopico หลายเดือนก่อน

      He probably thinks it means penne

  • @SidewaysDutchman
    @SidewaysDutchman หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Of course.... he's spending money on something he's done no research in.

  • @BooktownBoy
    @BooktownBoy หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Gaming the system yet again, what a surprise! Needs to stream for 5 hours to be able to monetise so he sets up a stream of clips that he wont even be there to host! jfc man, scamsidedave in full effect. "It's not monetised guys"...but it is me scamming the system to get monetised...

    • @Uzur9
      @Uzur9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Wonder if someone could report him on Kick for that

    • @autistic8bit203
      @autistic8bit203 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@Uzur9 was thinking the same

  • @doctormalleycat
    @doctormalleycat หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    His entire life revolves around food and when to beg next

  • @symbioticspiderman4
    @symbioticspiderman4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So he's not even going to be there? That's the laziest way to get what you need to get the bare minimum

  • @TrashbinCat
    @TrashbinCat หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    He has perfected having the whiniest voice ever, truly

  • @fenixtek
    @fenixtek หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Static background and in one location, it would be a waste of money to pursue higher video quality for Phil. He has a mini pc, he can use that as a streaming pc but of course he wants his fans to open up their Velcro wallets.

  • @dynastes4938
    @dynastes4938 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Can't TH-cam ban him already? Then he must go to kick and spare us all with this stupid back and forth. Also, just set up your new PC for streams already, it is not that hard. He just has to do everything the most complicated way possible, it is so idiotic ...

    • @doomscrivener
      @doomscrivener หลายเดือนก่อน

      He should get sanctioned for using TH-cam to promote racist content on Kick.

  • @Posidevv
    @Posidevv หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Someone probably took dspgaming which is why he has REAL at the end lol
    Plus, the farming of followers and watch hours during his stream of just archive footage while he's not even there, could be reported and mass trolled. I won't be surprised 😂

    • @kevintang2605
      @kevintang2605 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I'm looking forward to the meltdown vids

    • @ElSandwich777
      @ElSandwich777 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hilariously this is the part I’m waiting for most. Another black shirt sway chair video while he cries to the wall about doing nothing wrong would bring us right back to the peak times again.

    • @ThePunk01
      @ThePunk01 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wonder if RealDSPGaming was taken too. Why else put Real at the end?

  • @7gdnz
    @7gdnz หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    13:30 he’s banned people before, on KC’s chat. Why is he lying?

  • @ItzVioletPanda
    @ItzVioletPanda หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Click the ads 2.0

  • @th3oblivi0n12
    @th3oblivi0n12 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the fact he has no idea how the site works just shows he is in it for the hogan pulls

  • @mikeoleary5444
    @mikeoleary5444 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Phil needs to read Animal Farm. Appropriately he's the pig in charge and his whales are Boxer the horse that the pigs keep pushing to work harder and harder. Eventually that horse is going to keel over and die.

    • @doomscrivener
      @doomscrivener หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Agreed. Sadly I’m pretty sure Philistine doesn’t read. Don’t think I’ve ever heard him talk about books. I would imagine he likes the ones with lots of pictures.

  • @americanppls
    @americanppls หลายเดือนก่อน

    Phil refers to himself in the 3rd person. if i knew nothing else about him i would hate him for that fact alone

  • @Disc023-ps6le
    @Disc023-ps6le หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Childrens pyjamas ACK ACK ACK

  • @sammyall9091
    @sammyall9091 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Didn't he just got a 4k one an brick it

    • @decanus8831
      @decanus8831 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It all went to WWE champions, doordash and amazon shovelware

  • @Astrokittens
    @Astrokittens หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Why is he running obs on a pc that has Windows 8.1. Ffs.

  • @thekyleprojekt7996
    @thekyleprojekt7996 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Make names and pfps of all Phils dents on Kick. I call I get to larp as Canadian Kirk

  • @runshouse
    @runshouse หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    No one cares about your resolution.

    • @tpolutts3309
      @tpolutts3309 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Somehow Phil took the years of people telling him to improve his streams and decided that meant his webcam resolution.

    • @dorkasaurus_rex
      @dorkasaurus_rex หลายเดือนก่อน

      He thinks talking about it makes him seem smart

  • @donjohnson5810
    @donjohnson5810 หลายเดือนก่อน

    DSP=DarkSydePanhandler

  • @maddcatzsminions3493
    @maddcatzsminions3493 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    All it is is money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money

  • @bttfdmc1984
    @bttfdmc1984 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this whole concept shows how lazy and low effort Phil puts into his streams. He's going to run a clips show and let the AI mods do everything. Why? so, he boosts his view times not to gain an audience but to fast track it to monetization. Just like his DSPreacts and DSP throw back channel that he at first claimed he didn't care if they got monetized but then was pushing for them to be. All he see is the $$$ he doesn't care about his core audience anymore he just wants people that are stupid and willing to pay him for the same low effort streams/content he has been doing for the last 16 years. I get it this how he makes money but the way he is going about it is pure scum bag moves.

  • @lowtierstears4938
    @lowtierstears4938 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He just begs and begs and begs and begs and begs and begs and begs and begs

  • @ToutEdward-o1v
    @ToutEdward-o1v หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hall Christopher Walker Jason Jones George

  • @beforeBan
    @beforeBan หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    maahntahge

  • @trollin39
    @trollin39 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Was hoping it would be DSPspacegaming

  • @hagerthehorrible1892
    @hagerthehorrible1892 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So will this funniest moments stream have the Incident?

  • @shioq.
    @shioq. หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    hours and hours of nontent

  • @dye5915
    @dye5915 หลายเดือนก่อน

    nontent

  • @JackOpulski
    @JackOpulski หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don't think there's ANY khantent creator anywhere online whose viewing experience revolves so much about what viewers can do for the guy they're watching, rather than the reverse.