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  • The Opie and Anthony Show, with special guest Patrice O'Neal
    From O&A appearance number 133

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  • @yunggpacino
    @yunggpacino 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3507

    I started listening to Patrice 2 days ago I've barely slept lol

    • @futurama1211
      @futurama1211 8 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      +Patrick Adzimah you wont and then youll truly start thinking about what he says then you wont sleep even more lol

    • @khalilsmith9043
      @khalilsmith9043 8 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      +Patrick Adzimah This man changed my life

    • @NPC13niner5
      @NPC13niner5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      he's the man

    • @theblackhundreds7124
      @theblackhundreds7124 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      And you won't for at least another month.
      There is so much content on him and STILL I find more

    • @theblackhundreds7124
      @theblackhundreds7124 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anthony Badessa lmao

  • @piranhaluftwaffe189
    @piranhaluftwaffe189 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1950

    Patrice is teaching me about life. Been on a Patrice binge for the past few days.

    • @thebluelagoon6291
      @thebluelagoon6291 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      hahahaha same here. the man is a genius.

    • @armin38822
      @armin38822 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      +Piranha Luftwaffe best thing is that you will keep coming back

    • @zitojones
      @zitojones 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Piranha Luftwaffe ME TOO lol!!!I've been bumping him ever since I discovered him

    • @shunwan-shi-tong1237
      @shunwan-shi-tong1237 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Piranha Luftwaffe years for me.

    • @doctorbnasty1859
      @doctorbnasty1859 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Him and Bill Burr been teaching me about life. They modern day Pluto and Aristotle

  • @ThtGuyIzRippin
    @ThtGuyIzRippin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Therapy: $100 an hour
    Listening to patrice: free

  • @franciscoreyes7370
    @franciscoreyes7370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    "Don't nice your way out of your own happiness". words to live by

  • @solidsnakejake185
    @solidsnakejake185 9 ปีที่แล้ว +950

    You know, whenever famous people die, they are always praised as amazing for whatever they do when really they aren't that special but Patrice truly made the show great every time he was on. It's a shame he doesn't get the recognition he deserves

    • @lelostarks7139
      @lelostarks7139 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He does from all us Opie and Anthony fans over those ten years or so. None of us will ever forget what he did for the show. It's to bad for he would have done great with this PC bullshit starting going the other way. ( I hope and think it is at least ? ) Just like Don won for wiping PC with his asshole - Mr. Oneal would have become popular due to the same.

    • @PreacherJenkins
      @PreacherJenkins 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Almost every comedian/entertainer that knows him holds him in very high esteem. People like Burr, Louis CK, O & A, Colin Quinn, Norton, Chris Rock, etc.

    • @beenmajor1019
      @beenmajor1019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jake Michael he criticized women to much.... if had called em a princess every 13 words they’d be championing for him

    • @hennythingispossible11
      @hennythingispossible11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@beenmajor1019 nah theyll prolly start treating him like shit the moment he starts buttering up lol

    • @rosharma7443
      @rosharma7443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      5 years later man their is a cult of men he has brought back from death.

  • @ayrton56612
    @ayrton56612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    I've always noticed how most girls have a different best friend every 2-3 years.

    • @redpillretail
      @redpillretail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      😂 true so true .

    • @slimmike56
      @slimmike56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @gJb 1 the number of options could be a factor but I think what he means is how “casually” they jus call someone a “bestie” or whatever

    • @jacobgarz8970
      @jacobgarz8970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I’ve known my best friends for 12 years

    • @jacobgarz8970
      @jacobgarz8970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yeah it’s true, my sister has a different best friend every year it feels like

    • @62crazylegs
      @62crazylegs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FACTS

  • @johnjackson9767
    @johnjackson9767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Patrice is the father figure a lot of guys needed.

    • @TheWeebinar
      @TheWeebinar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Truth. There's a picture of Patrice in my home and people often ask me who he is if they don't know him already. It always freaks them out when I say he's my father because I'm a white guy lol.

    • @jas9239
      @jas9239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Meowtstanding One wait..you have a random framed picture of Patrice in your house? It’s not just a picture you printed off the computer is it? Tell me it is

    • @TheWeebinar
      @TheWeebinar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jas9239 Sure do, playa, it's this picture: theysofunny.com/patrice-oneal/ Had an acquaintance scale it, touch it up, and then print it on some photo grade paper then I had it framed in an 8x10 and hung it up in my living room. It's kinda like how christian people hang up a picture of Jesus in their home, his picture helps me stay righteous and vigilant when karate class is in session.

    • @jas9239
      @jas9239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Meowtstanding One hahaha, that’s hilarious, good analogy

    • @j-skrogz5857
      @j-skrogz5857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Crimson Cat Nice, soldier. Way to be diligent

  • @solortus
    @solortus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    This is one of Patrice's last podcasts. He said on 50:35 that he's 41, he died when he was 41. RIP legend

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah men he had only 2 more appearances after this one

    • @silentwitness536
      @silentwitness536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@drewinsur7321 Are they all online? How many did he do?

    • @jakethesnake2758
      @jakethesnake2758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fuck💔

    • @stevendalloesingh1214
      @stevendalloesingh1214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why didnt he eat during this podcast, too long for a diabetic to not eat.

    • @silentwitness536
      @silentwitness536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@stevendalloesingh1214 Im a diabetic. I eat every 4-6 hours.

  • @thewood1001
    @thewood1001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Patrice the Prophet. Tiger rode the wave and won The Masters yesterday.

    • @drywetstudios
      @drywetstudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      he heard the episode

    • @a.j.9727
      @a.j.9727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      And he got a new chick.

    • @makemeajmod
      @makemeajmod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I could hear Patrices laugh from heaven when this happened

    • @PicklezTV
      @PicklezTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@a.j.9727 that's a huge help

    • @sethiddings7293
      @sethiddings7293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Truth often comes true

  • @LoneStarVII
    @LoneStarVII 9 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Patrice's perspective of your spirit/swag is damn superb. It was genius.

    • @0xalbic
      @0xalbic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Lone Star VII hey bitchhhueh

    • @brucewayne4164
      @brucewayne4164 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Alessandro PB your swag is off admit it

    • @Boshunz
      @Boshunz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah. I go back to this every now and then when I can't call a girl a bitch correctly.

    • @_Nosferatu_
      @_Nosferatu_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      time stamp?

  • @TheHawk-dy4cl
    @TheHawk-dy4cl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    man Patrice was soooo fucking wise, people don't even realize how deep what he's talking about is

    • @jeffreytackett3922
      @jeffreytackett3922 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      People don't, but you do? You aren't people?

    • @alexmur6411
      @alexmur6411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@jeffreytackett3922 you sound high, you know what the fuck he means, stop trying to be different, don’t be a phony. Patrice was a Genius

    • @starkey8512
      @starkey8512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alexmur6411 Bro, these narcs who gaslight , are brain dead lol. best way to respond to these gaslighters, is the same way you deal with women. Ignore them hahahaha treat them like a child bc its what they are hahahaha

    • @trippie9198
      @trippie9198 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeffreytackett3922 what kind of a dumb ass comment is this

  • @winstonfreckleton11
    @winstonfreckleton11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Please never delete this channel, this man is my Bible.

    • @Tech_Traveler
      @Tech_Traveler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Better download them. TH-cam would delete it.

    • @TheWeebinar
      @TheWeebinar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tech_Traveler True that. Thank Saint Patreeky for Archive.org

    • @JesusIsKingAndSavior
      @JesusIsKingAndSavior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Earthy bible for earthy concerns. Absolutely. I wish I'd given Patrice my college tuition instead.

    • @sharblades1582
      @sharblades1582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Download them.

    • @TheAnamnesisable
      @TheAnamnesisable 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sharblades1582 share if this gets taken down

  • @2burp2
    @2burp2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    There should be something like carfax for women.

    • @LemonNation
      @LemonNation 9 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Bitchfax.

    • @bigcheech1937
      @bigcheech1937 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I endorse this! But alas the dick doesn't care about past history.

    • @akeebalayne9842
      @akeebalayne9842 9 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      PORFAS FPS There is, cat-fax. STD test results, if she has a problem accepting responsibility for things she participated in weather past or present, if she has daddy issues like lots of women do right before they get into striping or porn, attitude problems, if she was abused as a kid and never got help. All this shit pops up as soon as you get comfortable.

    • @chad4452
      @chad4452 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      amen.

    • @SystemAdministrator1
      @SystemAdministrator1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DiRossi - Girlfax

  • @elias197859
    @elias197859 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Mad props to Lionel Joseph who started listening to patrice 6 years ago and still hasn't slept

  • @stagglee1227
    @stagglee1227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    24:11 "If something happened between you and Op'... I wouldn't fuckin' choose sides! ... That's not dude shit!" Patrice was literally holding this whole crew together. It's no surprise that when he died, their inner non-dude started to bubble to the top.

    • @CH0MSKYH0NK
      @CH0MSKYH0NK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Painfully accurate

    • @jezebulls
      @jezebulls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is straight facts.

    • @DjTittySprinklez
      @DjTittySprinklez 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you mean?

    • @atsukoC-m9k
      @atsukoC-m9k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Never thought of it lile that but i think you hit the nail on the head

    • @blanktrigger8863
      @blanktrigger8863 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a statement that made no sense. A man is gonna go with what's right because he isn't afraid to be rejected. Females are the ones who try to keep relationship ties no matter what.

  • @UrbanOutlawsSk8Co
    @UrbanOutlawsSk8Co 5 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    I think Patrice would be happy to know his videos are the only ones on TH-cam that doesn't have a terrible comment section

    • @alexandrebravo4472
      @alexandrebravo4472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      holy shit u right 😱

    • @sportbros1
      @sportbros1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      this is the type of comment that makes comment sections shitty

    • @3dChris
      @3dChris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Patrice's videos and Mac Miller's have nearly immaculate comment sections.

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bladee, and zyzz videos are positive members only ⛓😤🥶 yeah and oney plays has a great community. I also believe that demographic for black Philip is 99.99% male.

    • @aubrey2354
      @aubrey2354 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a great observation. Which is interesting cause youd think people would hate for being honest but he was insanely loved which shows if you honest you'd get genuinely love.

  • @JSalonsky
    @JSalonsky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    "You cannot force your swagger to come back"
    god damn if that's not true.
    Look at Derrick Rose, Isiah Thomas.

    • @dbb2347
      @dbb2347 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack Salonsky fuck

    • @andose88
      @andose88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Jack Salonsky Peter Parker jumping off of the roof in Spider-Man 2 talking about, "I'M BACK, I'M BAAAAACK, I'M BAAAAACCCCK!!!!!".

    • @mackinshizzaveli4202
      @mackinshizzaveli4202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jack Salonsky They didn’t force it. D Rose rode it out for years with different teams and IT isn’t back.

    • @GX2re
      @GX2re 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      D Rose is back, but those injuries won't stop

  • @KeplerAuguste
    @KeplerAuguste 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    23:32 "Compromise means that one of us has to be unhappy ..." .
    I listened to this podcast episode already and thought that I heard everything the first time . However It's 2019 and i'm still picking up jewels from Patrice O'Neal . I Can't thank this man enough even after his death .

    • @dreharrison352
      @dreharrison352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I just started telling women I Don't compromise and always stupidly explain it cause I can't pin point exactly what I want to say and that is perfect way to put it

    • @suavegawd807
      @suavegawd807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dreharrison352 just reading this man and this really is my whole life.

    • @blakelip3
      @blakelip3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tried explaining this to my sister smh epic fail

  • @PrinceRevolver
    @PrinceRevolver 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1381

    A woman's friends are the equivalent of her personality, fake. Makes you cringe to see women pretending to like each other.

    • @dashonhurts
      @dashonhurts 10 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      yea like fake it and just not talk to them. I'm cordial with people I don't like but I don't make a point to pretend. That's more energy used that I could keep for myself.

    • @CultOfBlackPhillip
      @CultOfBlackPhillip  10 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      Most women use their friends until they realize their friends are also using them back, they become offended and are too proud to admit it's a mutual problem. They leave on bad terms never to be cordial again. That's why every bitch I ever met has a bestfriend they only known for 9 months and I got about 20 dudes i've met over the years who i'll be down with for life.
      Guys have a level of loyalty and dedication to people close to them the average women knows nothing about simply because they rely on the fact that their pussy can always guarantee at least one motherfucker cares about them in the end.

    • @phanatic215
      @phanatic215 10 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      CultOfBlackPhillip it's because dudes know how to let shit go, and apologize when shit goes bad. Women are miserable because they'll keep hate for someone going forever, then when they are sad and alone, they still won't accept that forgive and forget could have kept a friend around.

    • @phanatic215
      @phanatic215 9 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      ***** Women and their friends are like people that cheat in Monopoly. When one person is cheating and stealing from the bank, it's all good...but as soon as they find out other people are cheating too, it is now an issue.

    • @richcastle
      @richcastle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      phanatic215 great analogy, ima use it lol

  • @Malama_Ki
    @Malama_Ki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Don’t nice your way out of your own happiness” R.I.P. King!!!! This brother was speaking for men.

  • @takerdust
    @takerdust 10 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    18:00 I like how Patrice labels the typical O&A caller as a competitive hot dog eater

    • @jezebulls
      @jezebulls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m having cramps from the laughter with that line. Nice visualization

    • @ashchaya7676
      @ashchaya7676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had to pause it there so I could laugh like a maniac. Fuck that bit got me good!

  • @danielbarton6069
    @danielbarton6069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Rip king Patrice. Still killin in 2019

  • @user-hf3uj1xd9p
    @user-hf3uj1xd9p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    every since i started listening, i cant stop...Patrice is that dude

  • @AndyHoward
    @AndyHoward 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "I'm an upgrade for your stupid daughter." -- I LOST IT!

    • @Jajais4u
      @Jajais4u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Facts. You gotta remember that no matter what. You are the upgrade for them, not the other way around

  • @hippa2dahoppa2
    @hippa2dahoppa2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    you stop talking to friends when you breakup because the people mostly werent friends to begin with. you end up talking to them just because they are around and you have to

    • @PsychokoreUndergroundRap
      @PsychokoreUndergroundRap 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      the truth is dark and foul

    • @leemajorsherod1
      @leemajorsherod1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      They are called associates. People need to know the difference between friends and associates

    • @livinglifetthefullest7722
      @livinglifetthefullest7722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah 16 years of friendship been friends since pampers she became a selfish bitch.

    • @FellowSporter
      @FellowSporter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There’s always an exception you’re right

    • @aravindkm2012
      @aravindkm2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PsychokoreUndergroundRap It is like a school classroom. You're pretty much forced to sit together with a bunch of people everyday for a year or two and then you get chummy cause there's no one else around. Sure you make a couple friends but not everyone sticks around.

  • @raviolidad787
    @raviolidad787 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Patrice touches on stoic thought without knowing, amazing to listen to this man RIP.

    • @sportbros1
      @sportbros1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ya he has such a natural philosophy that matches with traditional philosophies. I think he matches up with lots of Chinese philosophy too

    • @lycheesack
      @lycheesack 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      timestamp?

  • @pmiskovic
    @pmiskovic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I've listened to this countless times...lots to learn here, Patrice was truly plugged in. And Opie was right about Tiger...what a fall from grace, and he never recovered to this day. I feel bad for the guy, he wasn't cut from the right cloth for that level of fame, and yet now his ex wife is a multimillionaire buying mansions and dating one rich asshole to the next, enjoying the money she didn't earn while the guy that did is ruined. What a society we have here. Nobody ever talks about the shit men go through.

    • @fish2399
      @fish2399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This comment aged well.

    • @Bulkyninja
      @Bulkyninja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@fish2399 Tiger laughing his redemption arc to the bank lmao. Cant ever keep a brotha down for long

    • @hurrifanc.3434
      @hurrifanc.3434 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fish2399 ha tiger just wrecked and shattered his leg..yeah it did

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your comment is fucking stupid. Delete it.

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hurrifanc.3434 yet here he is still out there doing it. And you......?
      😂😂😂

  • @JokersWild70
    @JokersWild70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    But a woman's best friend is almost never her man. She still tells things to her girly friends that she won't ever tell her man. Just can't trust 'em. Thank you for uploading all of these Patrice clips!

    • @1cigarchefofficial
      @1cigarchefofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly, never. Lol

    • @flavourruling2162
      @flavourruling2162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      My ex used to call me her best friend and would ask if I’m the same. Dated for two years. I’ve got bros I’ve known for fucking 15 years, I’m only 21, they’re my best friends. Not her. But what fucked me up is her god damn puppy dog eyes, which she had on all the time because she’s fragile. She might not know she’s wielding a weapon, but it’s still a weapon none the less. So I got hit the by the weapon, and now I’m “her best friend”. It made me want to vomit every time I said it. You’re my girlfriend, be happy with that. We’re not best friends, a girls best friend is the guy giving all and getting none. Miss me with that shit

    • @JokersWild70
      @JokersWild70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@flavourruling2162 I definitely couldn't really have said that any better. I absolutely agree! We're pretty much never their best friends, and what you said about your bros...that's why you never let them go. They'll most likely be there when things go south with a woman. I'm 50, with a lot of life experience, so I've seen it 100 times, you know? I love my wife and we get along great, but I still don't consider her my best friend. I've got guys still around since elementary school. Those are some of my best friends.

    • @acey6647
      @acey6647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair we tell our friends some shit they don’t know but that’s because they go crazy over shit that doesn’t really matter.

    • @michaeltwiz8477
      @michaeltwiz8477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@badbeachindustry1615 Do the drug dealer or the one that you have friendly head with really listen or just tell you what you want to hear?

  • @billoba76
    @billoba76 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I FUCKING LOVE PATRICE ONEAL I MISS HIM LIKE HE WAS FAMILY

    • @tholli954
      @tholli954 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      absolutely

    • @bricecate
      @bricecate 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sneakers And Reefer one of those guys that people missed when he was alive. fuckin sucks. I try to spread his name around whenever I hear people talk about comedy around me

    • @fhd_nmx
      @fhd_nmx 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sneakers And Reefer wv

  • @kylek7748
    @kylek7748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    And there is no such thing as girl code either, they are completely blinded by their emotions. So even if it's their best friend's brother or ex all that person has to do is give them that butterflies feeling once and it's over no matter who it is or if they're in a relationship.

    • @arkyandy9612
      @arkyandy9612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s the Ho code “fu’k you I’m getting mine”

  • @josephj5155
    @josephj5155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I used to listen to these when I was in highschool now I'm an adult and its a whole new experience rip tha God tha legend Mr.p

  • @marcusjackson8974
    @marcusjackson8974 8 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Patrice is a religion

  • @anthonysteen56
    @anthonysteen56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Patrice speaks truth but he’s one of the few that can carry his anger in a charming and charismatic way.
    It’s definitely a step in the right direction

  • @999predators
    @999predators 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Coming off cancer treatment, I had a great outlook on life. Patrice made it amazing.

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope you're kicking life in the ass brother.

  • @jackjohnson1128
    @jackjohnson1128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    11:04 "Don't nice your way out of your own happiness, my friend." God, did I need to hear that today. Not relationship-related, either - you know when the world is taking advantage of you. Thanks, Treeky. RIP

  • @jelliott0077
    @jelliott0077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Lmao bro Patrice is so fucking right about swag… I lost mine a couple years ago and got it back relatively recently… when that shits gone you can’t force it. Like a fart, if you try n push it out you’re only gonna shit your pants lol

    • @illuminati7767
      @illuminati7767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @Banban_tv
      @Banban_tv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Love the analogy 👌

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You never lose your swag. You let it rest.

  • @SegediInc
    @SegediInc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    My ex was like this also.. its all about self esteem issues.. she just wants to put you down for it to feel stronger..

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 ปีที่แล้ว

      She wants to be better than you. Because you ARE the shit.

  • @yahtzeeeuook3193
    @yahtzeeeuook3193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    If only I discovered Patrice 10 years ago, I wouldn't have had a tenth of the trouble

    • @theruddyone6443
      @theruddyone6443 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10 years... that number rings true here too.

  • @adamhowe8814
    @adamhowe8814 9 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    he was a part of the old days.... yep. that's it..... damn Patrice had INSIGHT like no other. forget the comedy, LISTEN to him. hes a modern day urban guru

  • @Bangheed
    @Bangheed 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    To all the fellow soldiers out there, remember to download as much Patrice as you can 💯 I have all the black Philip episodes downloaded and a good bit of the OnA appearances! Its only a matter of time before they try to destroy a pimps legacy💯💯

  • @Icouldwriteabook
    @Icouldwriteabook 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "She didn't have the ability to see you be a better human being" Thank you, Patrice. Unfortunately, I did not meet you earlier. But glad to have found you in time of peril.. I can here you laughing at me. But it's alright bitch, I'd have your back in your peril, and then I'd laugh too.

  • @chronoslv3
    @chronoslv3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    It's cool to hear these guys talk about their lives. It's cool to hear Patrice interested in their story.

  • @rosharma7443
    @rosharma7443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Patrice would have been 50 this year. RIP

  • @visceralfate6803
    @visceralfate6803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    How did this guy figure it all out? He's savage.

    • @roddydykes7053
      @roddydykes7053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      visceral fate he’s lived it. I can’t even imagine how many lifetimes I’d have to live to have his depth of wisdom on-hand

    • @chrismanning2433
      @chrismanning2433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think some of his knowledge came from So Sauve forums and early PUA stuff.

    • @JesusIsKingAndSavior
      @JesusIsKingAndSavior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He was true in his reactions to himself and the reality of the world. And he didn't turn into a hater.

    • @totallybored5526
      @totallybored5526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Seeing the obvious. That’s how he figured it out

    • @j-skrogz5857
      @j-skrogz5857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Through trials and tribulations. Patrice had trouble getting females for a long time and in that time he was observing. He said it himself. In that time he created the “O’Neal Standard.” He quickly rose from the ranks of being a soldier to being a general or “king.” But because he has past know(R.I.P) and the impact the “O’Neal Standard,” had, he is referred to as a Prophet. Soldier on

  • @HermesHeals
    @HermesHeals 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This man is seriously a god damn national treasure. I wish I would of found him when I was younger because he is so right about women

  • @ChipFreeSpace
    @ChipFreeSpace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    50:37 when Patrice says hes 41 and you know that this is one of the last recorded conversations these 3 men had...

  • @thoyo
    @thoyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Patrice didn't live to see it, but he was right. 7 years after he died, Tiger won another title.

    • @CHAZMOTO
      @CHAZMOTO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tiger been listening lxl 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣❗🏌🏼‍♂️

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s 7 whole years does that really count? I could say a space rock is gonna hit earth and eventually that will come true. A tornado will happen in Texas. Eventually it’ll be true.

    • @tl6752
      @tl6752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@r011ing_thunder6 the counter-argument was that the swag was gone and he won’t win again...yet he did

    • @Jajais4u
      @Jajais4u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tl6752 he got the swag back man

    • @Firenmage433
      @Firenmage433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@r011ing_thunder6 lol how old are you if you really believe 7 years is a long time

  • @astrotrain3332
    @astrotrain3332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Patrice is a philosopher as much as he is a comedian. Genius.

  • @connorfernandes2
    @connorfernandes2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Patrice was like the main character of a movie irl, everyone wants to be noble in there career and he was at the expense of his fame, and he always had a different take on any subject. Such a one of a kind person

  • @timothysteele8625
    @timothysteele8625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Patrice speaks what ive always known, but never articulated. You gotta be in your own zone...comfortable in your own skin...its all mental

  • @tolanstout
    @tolanstout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Once again, Patrice was right. Tiger came back and dominated.

  • @TeamWorkOn3TV
    @TeamWorkOn3TV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If you need a reminder of how life works, just listen to Patrice 🙏🏾🙏🏾 he’s now one of my meditation formats lol

  • @hashholla
    @hashholla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Tiger just won the masters!

    • @user-ux2ho6ps7j
      @user-ux2ho6ps7j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I see you got a white baby on a key chain.. smart move ✌🏾

  • @ndegwatylord
    @ndegwatylord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Only Patrice believed in Tiger...Tiger got his swag back! dude saw it...Patrice is the Truth!

  • @mattkess3156
    @mattkess3156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Patrice: how was it?
    Opie: what, the Mexican food?
    Patrice: Nooooooo how did the box taste
    Lmao love you Patrice, God bless ya wherever you are man

  • @johnwhitney4970
    @johnwhitney4970 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Long live Patrice

  • @dreaded360
    @dreaded360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    55:32 I almost died .. knowing how much opie wanted the convo to turn to him. and doogie houser was smart

  • @dchalifoux8529
    @dchalifoux8529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You boys saved my life with this channel.

  • @zukoher
    @zukoher 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    She took ALL OF THE MONEY FROM THE JOINT ACCOUNT?!!! Oh god!!!!

    • @santanah.6897
      @santanah.6897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow smfh

    • @karamlevi
      @karamlevi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Only put in the money your okay with losing

    • @geostorm7426
      @geostorm7426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Hundreds of thousands every few months...I’m not kidding ,for nine years...” 59:09

    • @robertwalker799
      @robertwalker799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @aidan mclaughlin She's setting you up so she can raid the piggy bank. If you do it, prepare to have your money vanish.
      Don't do it. Just say no. If she doesn't like it, show her where the door is and let her know she's free to leave. You'll be doing yourself a hugh favor.

    • @LeMan8o4
      @LeMan8o4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My parents have always had joint and separate accounts! Married 45yrs the joint is for the home.

  • @VHRaga
    @VHRaga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Don't nice your way out of your own happiness, my friend"

  • @tigerjambz7564
    @tigerjambz7564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Tiger got his swag back..patrice was right

  •  7 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    women don't have friends i just realized that this year

    • @SaiMugga
      @SaiMugga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I swear my girl cant stand her "best friend"

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 ปีที่แล้ว

      My wife has a friend. But she doesn't realize the chick is really just trying to prove that her "man" is better... I'm gonna let her believe it for another year or two. MUAHAHAHHAHA!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😤

    •  ปีที่แล้ว

      @@finished6267 What do you mean?

  • @zacheryvellis6046
    @zacheryvellis6046 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Patrice didn't talk much verbally in this episode... but he spoke volumes in metaphorical life lessons

  • @bedavelli
    @bedavelli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Don’t nice your way out of happiness, my friend.” - Patrice O’Neal

  • @XXthekingofyouXX
    @XXthekingofyouXX ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Patrice O’Neal truly is an oracle. Love how uploads like this ensure he will live forever.

  • @jackp.3605
    @jackp.3605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    They were hella wrong about tiger woods, cept for patrice

  • @davidbrant390
    @davidbrant390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Patrice and these shows with him are rewiring my fucking brain, this is bloody amazing. We give them so much power to cause us depression and their ability we give them that makes our lives shit.

    • @hennythingispossible11
      @hennythingispossible11 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it always our stupid fault.

    • @blanktrigger8863
      @blanktrigger8863 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If folks understood what the bible's rejection of paganism means, they would have gotten this long time ago. The pagan deification of the dead is for dead spirits to exchange their death for our life by deceiving human beings into remembering them - which is the action of giving them attention and attending to them. The reason why females always flock to pagan theologies is precisely because females do that to males. Hence, males pick down when looking for wives etc and females virtually never do.

    • @jayt5346
      @jayt5346 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well remember our societies and mothers pile drives us with the simp shit since birth: Disney Movies started it all

  • @johnnonamegibbon3580
    @johnnonamegibbon3580 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I feel like I'm not supposed to be listening to this. It feels like a very private conversation for some reason.
    Also, I've never seen Anthony's ex.

    • @SalmonFume
      @SalmonFume 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had the same weird feeling listening to this. Patrice talking reality again though.

  • @markbaxter6972
    @markbaxter6972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2022 still relevant today

  • @MisterFridayOMG
    @MisterFridayOMG 9 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    My best times are late spring and summer! You gotta know when its just not your time. We have all waves of awesomeness and just mediocrity.

  • @Early_Lately
    @Early_Lately 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I come back and listen to these once a year.

  • @princesstank4299
    @princesstank4299 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    i didn't like my ex talking to a friend from a group of our friends that I introduced her to now they have a little girl

    • @brandobee2264
      @brandobee2264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You mad that he didn't give you a daughter huh 😂

    • @KillShot-ln6mn
      @KillShot-ln6mn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Dang that's fucked up

    • @GX2re
      @GX2re 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Live and learn

    • @hiramrosenkreuz9835
      @hiramrosenkreuz9835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Duh.

    • @jasonwilliams9307
      @jasonwilliams9307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @David Shaw exactly the ego is very dangerous. You get it.

  • @garymo37
    @garymo37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Brilliance, of Patrice & his wisdoms, is an expanse I swim through to enjoy a better horizon in my life

  • @e.j.406
    @e.j.406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    22:46 it's nice that Opie acknowledges he doesn't have real friends

  • @jarnold3415
    @jarnold3415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Don’t ever nice your way out of your own happiness… greatest dude advice ever

  • @moe3235
    @moe3235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how youtube likes to unsubscribe you from good channels with honesty & truth (because truth is bad for business) but I keep coming back to these videos manually for my apple a day lol

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “We maximize watch time, and time spent on TH-cam” proceeds to recommend me shit I don’t want to watch ever and always click off of.

  • @senshai1267
    @senshai1267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2021. And I'm back . And will be from time to time .

  • @Yuskovonovitch
    @Yuskovonovitch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Man, I'm sorry to hear this guy died early, but damn, keep this rolling.

  • @brianramirez8255
    @brianramirez8255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Patrice was right about Tiger. Hes back and Anthony would get an earful about it lol

  • @realSpook
    @realSpook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've been listening to Patrice for about a year now. I think I've listened to 99% of his recordings and I'm starting get sadder as the idea of him being gone sets in

  • @Indygenous
    @Indygenous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ive been on patrice binge for the last 4 years. Weston has a whole playlist

  • @EMMmaximino
    @EMMmaximino 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    lol! "i gotta get through black mesa"!!!!! lmao

    • @Khan.WrathOf
      @Khan.WrathOf 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Feel this deeply as well

  • @shunwan-shi-tong1237
    @shunwan-shi-tong1237 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I miss you dad😰😰😭

  • @MrSmith-eg7oh
    @MrSmith-eg7oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm a man and if someone does me wrong and you still go hang with them that tells me something about you. But on the level that Patrice saying is right.

    • @illuminati7767
      @illuminati7767 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly. Thats what i say too.

  • @gayrambo4529
    @gayrambo4529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    24:12 "If something ever happened with you and Ope.." I'm glad that happened AFTER Patrice passed. Rest In Power big man.

  • @thefirmament1616
    @thefirmament1616 8 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    do woman have any hobbies or anything they really like to do besides complaining about what a guy is wanting to do or not wanting to do for them

    • @khalilsmith9043
      @khalilsmith9043 8 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      +assclown Women like taking pictures of themselves doing things. It's like they don't do activities for themselves; they go out to take pictures and prove to others that they have a life.

    • @alexanderjackson9175
      @alexanderjackson9175 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mikhanator yupp it is

    • @nadjiguemarful
      @nadjiguemarful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yeah maybe u just date lame bitches because u have ur own issues

    • @marim5530
      @marim5530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      n guemar lmao

    • @livinglifetthefullest7722
      @livinglifetthefullest7722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      n guemar exactly I don’t have friends who do that lol

  • @christiananderson6761
    @christiananderson6761 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    opie just absolutely steamrolls the conversation every time its about to somewhere great

  • @Early_Lately
    @Early_Lately 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "She hit her head hits the screen door and now she's half in and half out front door"🤣

  • @alancantu2557
    @alancantu2557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All of Patrice’s conversations are legendary

  • @beatsinmycrates
    @beatsinmycrates 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Another title of a video that made me laugh before a listened.. but it is true.

  • @seephisd
    @seephisd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ride it out..just ride it out, really needed to hear this

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ride it out as in just be stagnant? Sounds bad.

    • @seephisd
      @seephisd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shit...not sure where my context actually is. But, honestly you could be right. On the other hand, just being stagnant...no. I can't remember what spurred that reaction outta me but I'm pretty sure it isn't what you're poking at. And at the same time, yeah a bad fucking time for ya boy.

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seephisd oh damn all good I was talking about when they were talking about tiger woods and getting his swag back his arrogance back and one of them said to ride it out when your swag is out

    • @seephisd
      @seephisd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's fucking awesome man. I'm okay with being challenged..but you actually documented your angle...btw I will do the hour again to continue..just not today...but I will say..you are a rare breed here

    • @seephisd
      @seephisd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am however interested in what it was you had on your mind...if thats okay.

  • @coldoutcast2
    @coldoutcast2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    how ironic, fast forward to 2017 turns out the two of em aren't real friends either

    • @k_god7207
      @k_god7207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Thats what happens when you combine friends and career.

  • @Remykapel
    @Remykapel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The 9th annual Patrice O'Neil Comedy benefit is Tue Jan 18th 2022 730pm at NY City Center
    All $ goes to his family .
    Huge line up of killer comics.
    Let your people know please..
    RIP Legend

  • @kianadyson
    @kianadyson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That's why I have one solid best friend who is pretty much family. 10 years of solid friendship. I stay away from other women. Too many in one group is a bad sign. Motives everywhere and they are not your friend. Period. Find yourself a friend who has a woman's perspective but certain male attributes. We always have a man and each other's back. Find family not a competition group.

    • @javirios3107
      @javirios3107 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve seen this play out by different women in my life. Women who have at least 1 and rarely 2 solid friends all throughout. I feel like women are afraid of the Patrice purists mob or there just very few soldier sisters out there, but, there definitely needs to be more talk on the woman’s perspective.

    • @kianadyson
      @kianadyson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Javi Rios I don't disagree. I just don't trust a bunch of chicks around me or him. Woken will be friends with women they hate for popularity or just to do them dirty. I'd rather have friends I know are my friend.

    • @MultiWeen
      @MultiWeen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Girls have friends to talk about a bunch of nothing, agree and reinforce their own delusional belief system that is ruining their life. Guys give eachother false insults but are good friends. Girls give eachother false compliments and aren't good friends. It's why so many girls have guy friends, or talk about how they are one of the guys. Although guys and girls being real friends, and that's it, doesnt hardly ever exsist. The guy wants to sleep with her, and she gets all the benefit of the friendship, she can't help with life advice, she can't back you up in a fight, she is a liability, and when the dude has a major issue she isnt gonna come through to bury the body and then just forget it. Also they can't keep a secret unless its dirt on themselves.

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep. You're straight. Maybe 3-4 friends in this life. The rest are on the ladder. Good girl.

    • @rachelmaggio8755
      @rachelmaggio8755 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Less is more", as they say!

  • @JamesShaw12
    @JamesShaw12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Patrice said he wouldn't choose sides... in this video. So please stop talking for him.

  • @johnga911
    @johnga911 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Hundreds of thousands every few months ... for nine years"
    fffffffffffffuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • @interviewwithdevin2902
    @interviewwithdevin2902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    We are in a time where women are working and having careers and courts will still make you pay her just for being a women.
    This the part that hurts my heart. (never married) she still out there dating and sleeping around in a house that you are paying for. The horror

    • @eduardofuentes4901
      @eduardofuentes4901 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      El sistema nos tiene miedo a los hombres ,por qué saben que necesitamos a más de una mujer e intentan bloquear nuestro instinto de alguna forma .

  • @jlupus8804
    @jlupus8804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    During my sister’s divorce with her ex, our moms still talked until my sister got angry that our Mom gave his Mom certain info, so they stopped talking then.
    Then when me and my gf broke up, she insisted she’d stop talking to my sisters, but I was like “what? Why? I don’t care”, and they made the biggest deal out of it that I’ll never understand.

  • @KhemistryIBMOR
    @KhemistryIBMOR 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Wow! That was a helluva story!

  • @1cigarchefofficial
    @1cigarchefofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    26:58-27:00 ..”she infiltrated.” Ain’t that the mf truth! I didn’t really talk to my ex-fiancé’s friends and that’s cuz she ain’t really have any and I realized why throughout our relationship. But, she got cool with some of my peoples and still talks to them as if they were originally her friends...women. Also, my ex-fiancé used to talk MAD SHIT about her best friend to me; the one she grew up with. Yeah, women’s loyalty doesn’t exist 💯.