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  • @Onigirli
    @Onigirli 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7731

    It's kind of amazing that there are hundreds upon hundreds of hours of Patrice's O&A appearances archived on TH-cam. It's like a massive database of one person's thoughts and opinions. It's an impressive legacy to leave behind... I miss him

    • @Apollo2003
      @Apollo2003 8 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Yep, I can always get on any other day and find something new. Love it all.

    • @pennywise2911
      @pennywise2911 8 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      In one of these videos, he said that he wanted to leave a legacy.

    • @zwayzway9800
      @zwayzway9800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Nice put!!! Rest in Power Patrice you fat sage you!!

    • @sheffshelton
      @sheffshelton 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Edriss Scofield i cant get enough of it Weston4020 is the best channel

    • @Onigirli
      @Onigirli 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      You know I really can't stand alarmists like you. He found a dark humor in that scenario, and I did too. I can tell none of them condoned the actions of blackmailing a girl into submission. These interviews are not scripted, they do their best to relay entertaining topics while remaining bald to the world they live in (which happens to be THE world). Retold stories can and will take a dark turn if they don't let themselves embellish and sugarcoat it. Some listeners are appreciative of that and of the fact the entertainers willingly showcase themselves in a negative light. The rest of you should stop virtue-signalling and find safer comedians suited to your idealism instead of trying to rain on our parade and playing judge.

  • @smartyjonez7238
    @smartyjonez7238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1860

    “Do your dirt by your lonesome”
    That’s truly amazing advice

    • @ericcarraway6821
      @ericcarraway6821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Smarty Jonez my line is ,if you do dirt bring a broom.

    • @elboogie2324
      @elboogie2324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's what I always do. And I'm glad Patrice felt the same way.

    • @beatsinmycrates
      @beatsinmycrates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Especially when your a kid, your buddies are the worse and dont shut up when it comes to girls, did what I did and shut up . I figured that out very young because what other friends did to another.

    • @Mr1sammyd21
      @Mr1sammyd21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dont matter. If she accuse you, it's just between you and her and you lose

    • @Relayzy1
      @Relayzy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the only way to be half saved

  • @igotda30foe62
    @igotda30foe62 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2535

    Patrice mom is really a g for that

  • @johnwilliams1381
    @johnwilliams1381 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2546

    How old is fifteen really?
    -Dave Chappelle

    • @sixteennumberthree5544
      @sixteennumberthree5544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The nigga you love to hate still can kill at will

    • @lVltizzleCVFC
      @lVltizzleCVFC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      Tbh tho when I was 15, the 15 year old girls were actively tryna get with 18 plus year olds and lying about their ages saying they were 16-18. Women are crazy bro. I firmly believe in innocent until guilty. Word vs word just doesn’t do it for me Nor should it for the law

    • @michaelhall5429
      @michaelhall5429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      How old is thirteen really?
      - ant

    • @JosephWheeler14
      @JosephWheeler14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Ur Dad facts bro. Girls want to be with men, it’s a power thing. They think it makes them look cool and older dudes are more likely to have actually learned how to fuck.

    • @samir6047
      @samir6047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Let's get JA rule and find out what he thinks.
      Where is JA ?

  • @christopherwilliams5800
    @christopherwilliams5800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1074

    Damn he's choking up talking about it, you know this is real. It's horrible how many lives have been ruined because of someone being worried about their reputation being tarnished.

    • @murphytinsel1151
      @murphytinsel1151 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I I reddit.com land with them 31 way and

    • @djglenn
      @djglenn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@murphytinsel1151 Correction: Many live's were ruined because a boy tried blackmailing a women into treating him like a man.

    • @2lowkey100
      @2lowkey100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      DJ Glenn what the hell are you talking about?

    • @iem7252
      @iem7252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unlike Joey Diaz who lies for a living

    • @at9670
      @at9670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@iem7252thats keyfabe dude

  • @pansophon415
    @pansophon415 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2418

    Another thing, imagine if Patrice didn't get to tell this story before he died and went to the grave with it.

    • @11moleman
      @11moleman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +512

      +Joker 415 or even worse which usually happens ... he dies , then this bitch comes forward with this story and he's no longer around to defend himself

    • @harfast10
      @harfast10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      He nearly didn't with these interruptin' mutherfuckers.

    • @tylerhodge1257
      @tylerhodge1257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Joel Rowe current events right now would be the time she would do it to.

    • @Thingsdonechangd
      @Thingsdonechangd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      we have opie to thank for getting him on radio

    • @blacktoothfox677
      @blacktoothfox677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @katmuzym there are other stories we did not hear, that DID go to his grave with him...

  • @Syrpens
    @Syrpens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +977

    Patrice was ahead of his time even when it came to getting “me too’d”

    • @josephcaceres6507
      @josephcaceres6507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bear With Lightsaber And AK47 yup

    • @garyphillips5510
      @garyphillips5510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn that’s deep

    • @glennwelsh9784
      @glennwelsh9784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The MeToo movement is all well and good, and actual rape victims need to be believed. But we also have to remember that women are people, and people will lie to avoid being embarassed. The girl accused Patrice and his friends of raping her over a consensual act because she was afraid of being slut-shamed. She was scared that if word got out about what happened between her and Patrice's crew, there would be no end to the guys trying to get some ass from her, and every girl who knows her would hate her and call her a whore. She'd be stigmatized. That's why slut-shaming also needs to stop. If a woman enjoys sex, let her enjoy sex. It's her choice. She shouldn't be publicly humiliated or degraded for it.

    • @CE-vd2px
      @CE-vd2px 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Onikage55 bold claim and unfounded

    • @CE-vd2px
      @CE-vd2px 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Onikage55 You talk a lot of shit about being manly for somebody using a Red Herring logical fallacy.

  • @reagansimon111
    @reagansimon111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    10 years ago, when I left home and travelled overseas, my mother gave me this advice.... DON'T EVER TRUST WOMEN, and from my experience with women, she was right!

    • @smoke1forthedeadhomies837
      @smoke1forthedeadhomies837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      reagan simon yup!

    • @smoke1forthedeadhomies837
      @smoke1forthedeadhomies837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Eugen Lang it makes all the difference. Tourists are easy to pick out, and easier to take advantage of. You should really research the area(s) you are traveling and always be aware when you are vulnerable no matter what the situation. So yes, to answer your question overseas does matter. Wherever you are that isn’t home, matters.

    • @lurchlogan
      @lurchlogan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      reagan simon... you already failed, lol!! A woman gave you advice & you trusted her, you listened & went along with it.
      Big Fat *L* !!
      😂😂

    • @jocelyndejung9710
      @jocelyndejung9710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My gran told me the same thing about men when I was a teenager. There are snakes on both sides, mate.

    • @BennysGamingAttic
      @BennysGamingAttic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My mom tells me women are awful

  • @stagglee1227
    @stagglee1227 7 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    0:00 Story of Lisa Lynette Clark who raped 15-year-old boy, GMA audio
    4:14 Patrice has a story to tell, O&A thinks it's all jokes
    6:06 Patrice's personal definition of "rape"
    8:10 Patrice's story begins
    10:53 Patrice's words of wisdom, story takes bad turn
    14:10 O&A realize Patrice's story isn't funny, Big Boy prison, Patrice's co-defendant goes crazy
    15:33 Five prisoners who ran the prison, Patrice gets emotional
    17:53 How Patrice was sentenced
    21:04 Patrice learns that his charge isn't that big of a deal to other prisoners
    22:35 Non-black woman aren't allowed to openly love black men without societal consequences
    26:49 The Violent Ballad of Shirley
    29:12 What happened to the baby burner?! Real prison time vs. short prison time
    31:20 What happened to actual rapist?! Girl loses it. Patrice wants to cry, but can't
    33:04 Opie tries to force a joke about hugging Patrice...doesn't let it go

    • @michaelm3621
      @michaelm3621 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Cheers Randy Newman

    • @Trionicast
      @Trionicast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Gods work

    • @CrapLuckSimon
      @CrapLuckSimon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      "Opie tries to force a joke about hugging Patrice...doesn't let it go" Too accurate

    • @GE0attack
      @GE0attack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you are great man my sir

    • @gawdzamn
      @gawdzamn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CrapLuckSimon Opie needs to stfu

  • @SrealG
    @SrealG ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Knowing him personally (we attended West Roxbury High School together for 4yrs..I knew him well for 3 of those years and stayed in contact when we graduated and he moved to NJ to pursue his comedy career)..This Rhetoric here..was him EVERYDAY, ALLDAY,🤣..he made no apologies for his beliefs..funny thing about him was...even if you didnt agree initially, you would be laughing by the time he ended with his reasoning. 💯% Love to my friend and a REAL legend. Who NEVER needed fans as a comedian...he wanted friends who understood his OWN perspective.

    • @muziseanbymuzitv
      @muziseanbymuzitv ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Man i miss Patrice! He would be right on par with Chappelle today, and he'd be filthy rich.

    • @Voidaken
      @Voidaken ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So you were around for this incident and the cops looking for him?

    • @saaketh83
      @saaketh83 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I miss Patrice everyday. You were blessed and fucked to be his friend!!!

    • @thevoice464
      @thevoice464 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most underrated comedian ever

  • @ProducShuns
    @ProducShuns 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1486

    Whole story is so sad. Especially when Patrice talks about his friend who developed schizophrenia afterward. RIP Patrice.

    • @Brancovtn65
      @Brancovtn65 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Marcus Aurelius-Quinn I think he meant depersonalization or PTSD.

    • @jaccbolton
      @jaccbolton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      What's fucked up is how many people go thru the same or even worse for the same or even more petty bullshit thag they shouldn't be in jail from in the first place... They will take your life away for no reason and not care about it..

    • @gunkanjima3408
      @gunkanjima3408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Patrice is correct. You’ll get beat up for not taking showers. Remember, inmates live on top of each other and don’t want to deal with BO. However, the notion that everyone gets raped in prison is false and stems from movies/tv

    • @jezebulls
      @jezebulls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yea that’s some sad shit. Poor guy

    • @JohnDoe-cj1cw
      @JohnDoe-cj1cw ปีที่แล้ว

      @barrymccockiner6273 Capitalism? Dont get me wrong im not a fan of capitalism, but what does that have to do with innocent men being sent to prison because women are attention seeking liars?

  • @CultOfBlackPhillip
    @CultOfBlackPhillip  11 ปีที่แล้ว +1044

    It isn't easy to tell a story for the first time ever about how you were falsely accused and convicted of rape as a teenager while millions of people are listening.

    • @bowlingbbabe
      @bowlingbbabe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      CultOfBlackPhillip I agree the women should be prosecuted!

    • @42tribes
      @42tribes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But you always remember it because you have repeated it in your head. #trauma.

    • @nathanrobinson1099
      @nathanrobinson1099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You can tell he's not lying. There's only two times he went "out of character" during these shows, this one and when Chris Rock set him straight

    • @dfree6484
      @dfree6484 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nathan Robinson #thatsaFACT

    • @Mike-cd7bj
      @Mike-cd7bj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I never met Patrice, neither did I get the chance to see him perform or listen to him on O&A. But it feels bad knowing that he's not around anymore, and he'll never be able to give his opinions of life in 2018

  • @moakley
    @moakley 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2039

    The best part of the story is when Opie shuts up.

    • @Thingsdonechangd
      @Thingsdonechangd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      opie is the reason patrice was on radio, and anthony. we have him to thank

    • @nathanstange4883
      @nathanstange4883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@Thingsdonechangd
      The Nazis came up with all kinds of technological and scientific advancements. Does that mean we shouldn't think they were fucking cunts?

    • @maxb9480
      @maxb9480 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@nathanstange4883 you just compared genocide to O&A. Nice. Those are totally the same things

    • @DaniboyBR2
      @DaniboyBR2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@maxb9480 Opie just sucks Austin, you're listening to this incredible amazing story of a deep, intelligent guy, then a fucking dolt interrupts it with pointless drivel like all he ever says, pointless stupid drivel nobody cares to listening ever, not even his wife I bet. We need to face it, Patrice was a great mind and Opie is awful, my god, he fucking ended this whole discussion here, listen to it again, Patrice is still going, then Opie ends it with his "oh I need to hug you" SHIT, absolute SHIT.

    • @maxb9480
      @maxb9480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@DaniboyBR2 Anthony definitely carried the weight

  • @kamleshsundaram8493
    @kamleshsundaram8493 7 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Now I have a completely different understanding of all of patrice's material

  • @zay1521
    @zay1521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    So many men get accused of rape because simply the women feels ashamed or embarrassed after they have sex

    • @gregerlandson7193
      @gregerlandson7193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Happened to my roommate. I saw their interactions with my eyeballs and know it's not true. He got his educational and professional prospects DESTROYED because she was embarrassed her friends found out.
      Took him 3 years of legit depression before he's finally starting to bounce back.

    • @DmanDice
      @DmanDice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Happens quite often.
      I know an asian girl that cried rape after a gangbang because her father found out. He was old school asian strict. The guys recorded it though. Showed how “enthusiastic” she was during it and the case never even got started.

    • @afroamasiaca
      @afroamasiaca 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where’s the feminism for these cases?

    • @Vitreousical
      @Vitreousical 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chicks can't take accountability for their actions. When they get shamed for being hoes. Yeah yelling rape is their out.

  • @millzlane6589
    @millzlane6589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    I made my son listen to this when he turned 16, then we had a very serious talk.

    • @rangeelashah9931
      @rangeelashah9931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      We all really learned a lesson there. Glad something positive could come out of Patrice's bad experience.

    • @nickdipaolofan5948
      @nickdipaolofan5948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      That is why religious people are on to something. Don't have sex until married. Don't get drunk or get high or do anything where you lose control of your inhibitions. One careless move can mess you up for life. If you think the risk is worth a couple minutes of pleasure, keep rolling that dice. You may be fine a hand full of times, hell, some people go their whole life doing dumb shit and not really facing any consequences, but the risk is always there.
      Even if you don't believe in God, just look at life like a game of Russian Roulette, how many times are you willing to pull that trigger just for a fleeting thrill?
      Instead, try to cultivate things that bring lasting joy, such as focus on your career or a hobby, try to develop a relationship with someone that will last your lifetime.

    • @deputybeagle355
      @deputybeagle355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It’s messed up to make your son listen to this

    • @TriteNight1218
      @TriteNight1218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Deputy Beagle why is that? The world is a fucked up place, and sometimes it’s necessary to sit your kid down and have tough conversations with them. You’re doing them a disservice if you don’t

    • @gerardemerson2331
      @gerardemerson2331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well done sir, well done indeed. I started talking to my son when that boy was 6.

  • @boot5trappa845
    @boot5trappa845 7 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    "You can't let that happen, man." Something about that line is just terrifying. I think that it's cause that sentence makes the situation real.

    • @realSpook
      @realSpook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      After such a line from one of the top dogs you know your reputation and future depends on you standing up for yourself and in prison that means taking it to the extreme

    • @zachary4376
      @zachary4376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It doesn't mean you can't let that happen, like damn I can't believe he said that. It means if you don't hurt him bad enough or make him bitch out in public no one will ever respect you again and you are now a target. Also it should only be terrifying if you are a bitch ass dude, otherwise it's a piece of good advice from a guy who knows what is what.

    • @john_smith_john
      @john_smith_john 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zachary4376 how to say "you can't let that happen" in white dude speak

  • @LoneStarVII
    @LoneStarVII 9 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Don't trust women can be a moral of the story but the real moral is keeping your mouth shut about dirt you do.

    • @xYouthAttackx
      @xYouthAttackx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Could of gone both ways. She could have told the wrong person and word could have gotten out that way.

    • @LoneStarVII
      @LoneStarVII 9 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Hence don't trust women

    • @dizgroontled
      @dizgroontled 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And don't fuck a girl with another guy or guys

    • @bowlingbbabe
      @bowlingbbabe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And always lawyer up don't ever talk to the police

    • @leviellerbe3143
      @leviellerbe3143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Stephanie Ann you are not lying

  • @asingletear624
    @asingletear624 7 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    the way the inmates reacted to his story warms my heart a little bit.

    • @jimberlygridder183
      @jimberlygridder183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      A Single Tear yeah folks know bullshit ass charges ....technicality ass laws......If the dude was 16 and the chick 15.....cmoonnnn...man.

    • @emyndridrinemy3346
      @emyndridrinemy3346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      don't get it twisted. If Patrice wasn't funny, or behaved even a little like his paranoid friend, he would have been fucked in prison. No pun intended.

    • @jarhead3571
      @jarhead3571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@emyndridrinemy3346 Yeah wtf, this isn't some Christmas special. Patrice even said there's a lot more to this story.

    • @DreTTV
      @DreTTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jarhead3571 sucks we wont be able to hear the rest RIP patrice!

    • @kylemcgill2966
      @kylemcgill2966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I did 7 years in a level 4/5 prison in CT and VA. I was young white and not the biggest dude. I was respectful and tried to get along with all creeds/color. I never approached anyone unless I had too. Never attracted unwanted attention to myself. That being said I NEVER had any problems. They cherry pick what they show you on TV. All that shit does happen. But you don't go in and worry about being raped all the time. And if you ever go in and punch the biggest dude you see not only will that dude almost kill you, you also will have problems your entire bid.

  • @damienevans2178
    @damienevans2178 7 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    It's so messed up that a man has to go to hell on earth aka prison just because a chick changed her mind. Something's wrong.

    • @atomicboomstick2543
      @atomicboomstick2543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The worst part is she didn't even change her mind. She was fine for weeks until dickless piped up and blackmailed her.

    • @PLF...
      @PLF... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Normally I would agree - but the thing was she was underage. What happened was according to the law (dumb as it might be) - but what should have happened was that she should be in jail for the same amount of time for not disclosing she was a minor.

    • @HittokiriBatosai
      @HittokiriBatosai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@PLF... So was he. She was 15, he was 16. This was bullshit, back to front.

    • @nmer5023
      @nmer5023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HittokiriBatosai age of consent in Massachusetts is 16, so he was technically an adult and she was a child

    • @maskfal9600
      @maskfal9600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chicks change their mind ALL THE TIME, but still its a crime to have sex with underage chick even if she asks for it because she might change her mind and claims to be raped!! just wait around until she turns 18 and even then she may call the cops on you for rape if the sex wasn't satisfactory...
      just marry the bitch and she wouldn't be able to call nobody...

  • @ScaryGhost1
    @ScaryGhost1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    And now he's gone...when we need him more than ever! Whyyyyyy!?

    • @wiresvn
      @wiresvn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Cmon Rick, you gotta think of somethin

    • @septimusseverus333
      @septimusseverus333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AaronVincentPresents It's called MGTOW ✌🐸

    • @avatarferre
      @avatarferre 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AaronVincentPresents yes sir I only love 2 people in the world Patrice and Rick from Rick n morty

    • @FzCzombie1group
      @FzCzombie1group 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AaronVincentPresents hey ever checking in trumps President we need him more then ever

    • @eskimoassasin6764
      @eskimoassasin6764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's still here. All his thoughts and lessons are online for us.

  • @mrsantos0712
    @mrsantos0712 10 ปีที่แล้ว +931

    this man was ahead of his time

    • @armin38822
      @armin38822 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      in what why ?

    • @sllimthg
      @sllimthg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      armin38822 He would of known your question is retarded. "In what way?" you moron.

    • @armin38822
      @armin38822 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sllimthg I?m just askin how was he ahead of his time ? What was he doing that was really out of line ? He's fine no qoustion about it. I have dreams of him being on JRE podcasts but I jsut don't know how was he ahead of his time.

    • @mrsantos0712
      @mrsantos0712 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      sllimthg​ I don't know how else to express what I mean lol.. he was ahead of his time in a way that his material and originality was beyond of what anyone was doing .. Corey Holcomb is someone who else reminds me of Patrice.. These guys are hilarious and tell it like it is

    • @sllimthg
      @sllimthg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sergio Santos I agree with you I was talking to that dumbfuck.

  • @hannahanthony3639
    @hannahanthony3639 10 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    Seriously. I was locked up for domestic and sexual assault last night. Falsely accused by my estranged wife. I found myself telling Patrice's story to the 4 other inmates locked in the cell with me. I'm just happy that I knew that Patrice went threw a similar situation. I lost my government mail carrier job today. I tried making these inmates laugh. I got all these angry dudes laughing. I was always afraid of stand up comedy. After conquering that tough crowd (Fuck you Colin Quinn). This was a real tough crowd. I'm going to an open mic night. RIP Patrice

    • @hannahanthony3639
      @hannahanthony3639 8 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      Update: The Rhode Island Superior Court dropped all criminal charges in the interest of justice. I've earned custody of my four children. I won my arbitration case to get my mail carrier job back. I've been on the dean's list for the last three semesters. I'm determined to pass the bar exam to help people earn justice that can't afford it. And most importantly, I'm going to make them laugh during difficult moments of stress and pain.

    • @MrEer218
      @MrEer218 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +stephen anthony god bless

    • @blickluke
      @blickluke 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      stephen anthony how's the comedy going? still keeping it up?

    • @hannahanthony3639
      @hannahanthony3639 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Luke Crant It's tragic on stage. I do think my material is funny. Being on stage telling jokes is similar to being intoxicated talking to the police while a flashlight is being shined in your face.

    • @DiosanXaquerry
      @DiosanXaquerry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Man I haope you blow up and make it bigger than Kevin Hart...

  • @awcindy
    @awcindy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    23:30 "You wouldn't know me" How many great men did we lose to bullshit convictions?

    • @knowledgeispower9122
      @knowledgeispower9122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Shit man crazy to think about

    • @thechampdmanz8382
      @thechampdmanz8382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's how the feminist movement first was showcased, by accusing black men in the 1930's and 40's of rape when most and damn near all was really black men who are victims of white women and their ability to lie even when it's no evidence or a blatant lie.

    • @xman666soad
      @xman666soad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More than you or I will ever know.

    • @KountryEJ910
      @KountryEJ910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bullshit convictions, lynchings, murders etc

    • @VampageRampage
      @VampageRampage 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@thechampdmanz8382 Since *SLAVERY* , “Field N, come over here and take care of my needs or I’ll tell master you touched me.” Gets caught by the white dudes mid act whilst climaxing, “Oh! Ahhhh….Uh…HELP! He’s raping me!” Then the hanging whilst he’s pleading, “Mistress please, tell them the truth!” Everyone looks at her, “HE RAPED ME!” As all the other slaves have to roll their eyes🙄
      Tale as old as time! No, privileged white women don’t deserve the same victimhood as the black males they’ve been sending to the gallows for forever😑
      The fact that privileged white female feminists tied themselves to the black male cause is about the most sickening hypocritical thing in US history🤢You know, aside from our founding fathers saying all men are created equal whilst owning slaves🤨

  • @mrenemy7674
    @mrenemy7674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Big respect for Patrice telling this story, it now lives on the internet for all fathers to make their sons watch as part of “the talk”

    • @will3kgt
      @will3kgt ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Made my nephew listen to it years ago.

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper ปีที่แล้ว

      The way that was worded I thought you meant watch mom and dad.

    • @darrellmoore4615
      @darrellmoore4615 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just did this

    • @yourewrongabouteverything
      @yourewrongabouteverything 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yep don't gang rape a Brazilian chicken and you won't go to jail

  • @wings514
    @wings514 10 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    I'm glad he shared that story. Prison time is bullshit for those who didn't deserve it, like Patrice. But at least he got out of it with his head held high. He said it made him the guy/comic he is now. Way to make lemonade out if lemons. Rest in peace, bro.

  • @Tes-qe1jc
    @Tes-qe1jc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    *Patrice Oneal personal quotes*
    "A lot of people walk out of my show. If I've got 250-300 people in the audience, 20 will walk out. I average about 20 walkouts, which is good. Because everybody else stays, and I love that. That's what comedy is. Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single time, with the same decibel level."
    "I like to be loved or hated - I don't like mediocre. So I'd rather have the entire crowd hate me than to have 90% hate me."
    "[on why he did not return to The Office (2005)] It was a six-line character. I just couldn't do it.
    [on if he ever considered changing his name] Hell, no. That name made me a man."
    "Have your opinion, don't let your opinion have you.
    That emptiness of "I made it!" What's it? You know what I'm saying? So I just do it because when a guy says to me "Dude... Man, you changed my life," that feels good. If a dude says "You changed my life" or a woman says "You changed my life," for some goofy shit you did... you know, that means something. That's "it".
    "I want to change lives but not be profound about it."

    • @yellowhoodie5299
      @yellowhoodie5299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This made me well up a bit, especially with that fucking majestic Lion profile pic you’ve got

    • @chrisricks6363
      @chrisricks6363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dont forget Smitty.... "who had the herpes?"

    • @colluminati2988
      @colluminati2988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “You can call. I’ll listen to you talk about nothin”

    • @vibes5114
      @vibes5114 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yellowhoodie5299 I changed it in to dog now lol, but thanks.

    • @Burning_Babylon
      @Burning_Babylon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      99% of the time someone says something someone did saved them they are being as honest as politicians thanking old men w veteran hats "thank you for your service".

  • @markdimitry9119
    @markdimitry9119 9 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    black male and black mail hahaha this dude was a gift we lost way too early

  • @bigbabydogdawg4496
    @bigbabydogdawg4496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Its so crazy to go through the comments and not see one asshole with negative things to say about Patrice... He was really loved! Thats pretty cool

    • @decimalexercise7154
      @decimalexercise7154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pretty rare

    • @01HILARYKEEGAN
      @01HILARYKEEGAN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Great point!!! Fucking love him 🇮🇪❤🇮🇪

    • @UToobUsername01
      @UToobUsername01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Having charisma and living the life of a semi-pimp gets you liked. All men (and this guy was fat with a small dick so he really had to try to decipher all the code to getting women under control by himself) wish they could do this and not have to work a dead end job grinding away like a machine. It's why in medieval time the court jester could get away with saying stuff others can't because when you funny it's impossible to hate the person. Much of the material in his comedy is based on reality. IE tell the truth and shock people with it so they see how fucked up the society they live in really is. George Carlin was known for this too.

    • @errorinn8834
      @errorinn8834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Patrice dedicated his life to helping men not get fucked by the system, by women, or by themselves. He was the general in the long war to come. RIP

    • @garyphillips5510
      @garyphillips5510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Patrice is my pastor.

  • @tobythompson5945
    @tobythompson5945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    All young men should have to listen to this, and his other advice on women. That would've saved me years of strife. The man was a genius.

    • @Tes-qe1jc
      @Tes-qe1jc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m one of those people who are raised by Mr. P.

  • @DeFactoLeader
    @DeFactoLeader 10 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    You could tell Patrice was genuinely getting worked up telling them about this. Guy had some fucking demons in his past.
    Poor guy. NO fucking man deserves that shit. If you're an actual rapist, like you held a girl down and forced yourself upon her when she was crying and screaming for you to stop? Well then there's no question, but for literally just having consensual sex? That's disgusting.

  • @jeremyrainman
    @jeremyrainman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    I cry inside every day because Patrice is no longer with us and I basically missed this great philosophers life.

    • @jeffgillson
      @jeffgillson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      jeremyrainman - three of my close friends: singer, drummer and percussionist in my band at the time, went to see Patrice O'Neal live in Mystic CT, while we were there for the weekend to play a wedding.
      I wasn't with them because my wife was there that weekend and I was with her. I had no idea Patrice was doing a show. I don't think my friends even knew, I think they were just stumbling around the casino drinking and someone noticed Patrice was doing a show that night.
      Patrice did crowd work, talked to them and did a whole bit picking on them.
      I missed it. I don't have that memory. It haunts me that if that night played out slightly differently I could have seen one of Patrice's last shows.

    • @anthonyontv
      @anthonyontv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      jeremyrainman you cry inside everyday? Really? Do you?

    • @toeboi1840
      @toeboi1840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol pussy

    • @Burning_Babylon
      @Burning_Babylon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I truly wished I was as blessed as you

    • @kevmitch4992
      @kevmitch4992 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anthonyontv stalk him

  • @carlfernandes4849
    @carlfernandes4849 10 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Patrice was a genius not only as a comic but even as a story teller. He has so much out there on O & A especially...even the story of 'It's cold outside'. The way he delivers it... awesome!

  • @ElizabethT45
    @ElizabethT45 7 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    This 37 yo lady gets pregnant by a 14 yo, says she thought he was 17 and didn't want to go out with him but he 'persisted and wouldn't give up'? Because she didn't know how to say no, I don't want to date you? Sorry, but blame-shifting like that doesn't work. She's the adult, she's supposed to have the skills to say no.

    • @zeroireland
      @zeroireland 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Elizabeth Culver Edwards Women have an advantage when charged with sexual offences (or any offence for that matter). Fucked up but true.

    • @taylorking460
      @taylorking460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I NEVER expect a woman to do what's right.

    • @KPITGangsta
      @KPITGangsta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Even worse when he get's stuck with child support and hasn't finished freshman year of high school yet at 14, while she's mid twenties being looked at and fully supported as the victim.

    • @chrismorse3862
      @chrismorse3862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@KPITGangsta mid 20's ? Who the hell you talkin about this bitch 40

    • @atomicboomstick2543
      @atomicboomstick2543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This!
      When I was in high school I had a teacher who was just gorgeous. I'd have gave literally anything to have had sex with her but I would have kept my fuckin mouth shut.

  • @Eshkanama
    @Eshkanama ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how women cannot fucking take any responsibility for the foul shit they do. It’s always someone else’s fault. “He was very mature and persuasive and he wouldn’t stop pursuing me”. Zero fucking accountability.

    • @jamesbell6706
      @jamesbell6706 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup. The DEMONCORE problem.

  • @boofert.washington2499
    @boofert.washington2499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I had a situation like this. Me and a buddy double teamed this girl. A week later, we get hauled into the station to answer some questions. Without consulting each other to "get our story straight", we had the same story. They let us walk and told the girl she's lucky we don't file charges against her for false accusations. This was in Tyler, Texas. Edit: she initiated the whole thing. Text messages proved it in the end.

    • @rofl315
      @rofl315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You should've sued her ass! She's gonna do the same to a bunch of other poor bastards.

    • @One_of_Many750
      @One_of_Many750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Boofer T. Washington Always Keep Those Receipts.

    • @divinejacobmathew1503
      @divinejacobmathew1503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@One_of_Many750 if he doesn't give receipts, argue until he remembers what time you were in there

    • @usernamechecksout7543
      @usernamechecksout7543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@divinejacobmathew1503 nice patrice reference lol

    • @attilathehun5866
      @attilathehun5866 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I bet in Texas if you were a black guy you would’ve probably been lynched

  • @headshock1111
    @headshock1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I get goosebumps when you can hear him struggling with whether or not he’s actually going to tell his story

  • @micahvan2910
    @micahvan2910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    im mad this dude died before i could see him live

    • @Relayzy1
      @Relayzy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Suck in general

    • @KennyAllen1983
      @KennyAllen1983 ปีที่แล้ว

      My brother saw him a few months before he passed.

  • @jameschestnut7786
    @jameschestnut7786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I was at Patrice's final show at the Stress Factory in New Brunswick NJ. He passed few days later. His life experiences were even better than his stand up. 🙏 RIP

  • @Thatkenyannigga
    @Thatkenyannigga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Don’t forget, a 16 year old went through all of this in a civilized society. Sad shit

  • @Enivyd
    @Enivyd 10 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    By far Patrice's greatest story hence the title Patrice a man with so much insight gone way too early but rest assured me and a lot other men across the world will keep your legacy alive

  • @zedo0
    @zedo0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Wow!!! As if my love for Patrice couldn't get any higher. It just did.

    • @66kaisersoza
      @66kaisersoza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Mr. Whitebread he didn't rape anyone.
      The girl involved would sooner throw 5 innocent guys under the bus than take responsibility.
      You should direct you're anger at her not him

  • @organizedchaos7111
    @organizedchaos7111 10 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Not only is Patrice gold along with this story. Some of these comments are gold.

  • @May5871
    @May5871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    This is an example of how ONE incident can scar you for life. Patrice handled his ordeal exceptionally well, but his friend never recovered. It's an unfortunate situation that he carried for life & lesson that he had to learn the hard way. Continue to Rest Easy, Patrice...

  • @bojaiden5175
    @bojaiden5175 7 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    What Tesla is to science, Patrice is to life...a bloody unsung genius, thanks for uploading.

    • @datrakapo4807
      @datrakapo4807 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      dont ever disrespect patrice like that again

    • @Relayzy1
      @Relayzy1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@datrakapo4807 it's a great comparison, because they were lightyears ahead of their time and never valued too the degree they should off and that's a tragedy.

  • @The_Paragon101
    @The_Paragon101 10 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    Stories like this make me not trust women,

    • @HipHopAn0n
      @HipHopAn0n 10 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Don't trust men or women. Only trust in individuals :D

    • @pacha777
      @pacha777 10 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Trust and women are two words incompatible

    • @WinmanVideo
      @WinmanVideo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ANDREW ANDREWS completely mutually exclusive

    • @The_Paragon101
      @The_Paragon101 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****

    • @tacoface7047
      @tacoface7047 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** saying that isn't gonna change anything he does he isnt going to do it anyways.

  • @robertjohnson3786
    @robertjohnson3786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    How can she be 12 with good credit. I almost fell on the floor. God bless Patrice. I miss the big guy.

  • @HooLeeYo
    @HooLeeYo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Mom: Get in the trunk! Now!
    Patrice: But....
    Mom: Now!!!

    • @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164
      @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Old School Moms know how to handle shit.

    • @Relayzy1
      @Relayzy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164 that's a good ass mom

  • @ButcherPeete
    @ButcherPeete 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Hats off to Opie and Anthony for letting a comedian be a real person for a moment and just release some thoughts and feelings.

    • @andrewkgsmith
      @andrewkgsmith ปีที่แล้ว +9

      For all the hate they get, especially Opie, without them we might not have such a good library of Patrices stuff. And patrice obviously liked them because he kept going back. So big up to both of them, and to the man himself.

  • @alancantu2557
    @alancantu2557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This man is a goldmine of knowledge, stories, and humor. We’re lucky to have so much Patrice content online.

  • @littleteethkeith
    @littleteethkeith 9 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I miss Patrice like I miss my dead family members. What a gem that man was.

    • @ninjastah
      @ninjastah 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      fam. ='(

  • @pwsparrow
    @pwsparrow 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I have listened to this about 10 times since it's been posted and it is just as enjoyable. Amazing storytelling by a true legend.

  • @vegetin01
    @vegetin01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The penalty for false rape accusations should be the same as rape.

  • @TobyHoly
    @TobyHoly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The way Patrice always said was "Women have no real friends, and women , they are not to be trusted.
    Patrice was a genius, his advice on almost everything was right on the money, cheers

  • @villemononen5303
    @villemononen5303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    WOW... i've heard this story so many times before, but it still moves to the core everytime. Wow...

  • @CultOfBlackPhillip
    @CultOfBlackPhillip  11 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Men aren't attracted to anything but looks with women, AT FIRST. Relationships depend on things like personality, intelligence, etc. But if youre not attracted to her physically, then you wouldn't even bother chasing her to begin with.
    The problem is, so few women understand the idea of being bigger than their pussy. It's all they have, and they think they deserve special treatment just for fucking.
    And yes, realizing this has made me happier than ever. And many of my subscribers would agree,

    • @lorenzoalmanzar2409
      @lorenzoalmanzar2409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Facts

    • @justadummy8076
      @justadummy8076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Women also are attracted to looks, they just aren’t as open about it, there was a study that confirmed they care more about physical attraction than men but the women said they don’t value it as much. We can’t trust a woman’s words, only their actions

    • @Relayzy1
      @Relayzy1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justadummy8076 they do but it's not on 1. Like for us, it's more like 4 or 5, but never chased a woman, period.

  • @livardo
    @livardo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Rumor goes that Patrice and the other 4 guys founded 5 guys. To this day, Portuguese buns are free, you just have to go in and ask them.

  • @nelq415
    @nelq415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    It took a lot of courage for Patrice to tell his story and I'm glad he did.

  • @theWarVet
    @theWarVet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I just downloaded this for my son to hear... too young now but he will hear this in it's entirety before puberty.

    • @qman313
      @qman313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Verry good

  • @ultrashmutz93
    @ultrashmutz93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I listen to this at least every 2-3 months; since I was 20 or so.. a master or storytelling and humility on a different level than most men. Props to the man who taught me to come clean, not rely on excuses, and pace a telling of events in such a way that people actually care/listen.

  • @kevinjohnson7300
    @kevinjohnson7300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Woman: oh there is a puddle, can you help me get over this? like use your jacket?
    Patrice: You ever heard of the long jump bish?

  • @gabrielmatthews9494
    @gabrielmatthews9494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    2021 December, and this story is still the stuff movies are made of. Patrice O'Neal, RIP.

  • @CultOfBlackPhillip
    @CultOfBlackPhillip  11 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Women absolutely do have a false sense of entitlement. I'm supported to take her out, be creative, polite, interesting, intelligent, strong, funny, pay for the food, protect her, sacrifice my time, money, and effort, just so she can sit there contributing nothing and judge whether or not I deserve to fuck her. And when I do, she suddenly is entitled to commitment, exclusivity, and even MORE of my time, not because she's done anything to deserve it from me, but because I was charming?

  • @lessermook7608
    @lessermook7608 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    - Patrice, you will be heavily, heavily missed. Rest well bro.

  • @jghgiroot6735
    @jghgiroot6735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    This is why I stay like 500 feet away from white girls in my college at night-especially after parties.

    • @justinp9170
      @justinp9170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @cheekykent n I guess it's safe to say that your skin tone is of the white variety... asking that question.

    • @chrisd4655
      @chrisd4655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Make it 600 please

    • @BoqPrecision
      @BoqPrecision 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Man black girls are worse for false charges...

    • @chrisd4655
      @chrisd4655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Boqoreh true, but if a white man rapes a black chick, it’s the same punishment as spitting on the sidewalk. It’s a victimless crime really.

    • @luciousbattlecat2618
      @luciousbattlecat2618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@justinp9170 Maaaan, damn right! A white girl said I hit her, 100k later and still paying. No b.s.

  • @rcraftee1
    @rcraftee1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    The most true title on TH-cam.

  • @SilentMott
    @SilentMott 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Wow. This is one of the best Patrice segments I've ever heard. Just wow.

  • @reggiebrownjr9105
    @reggiebrownjr9105 9 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Smdh. Wow. This is the world we're in. Everyone, please stay focused.

    • @ostsweinen5240
      @ostsweinen5240 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Reggie Brown Jr I'm staying focused on your predator hair

    • @reggiebrownjr9105
      @reggiebrownjr9105 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Haha1st time I heard that one, cudos to you sir

    • @corsicanlulu
      @corsicanlulu 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Reggie Brown Jr grammar nazi here....its "kudos"..it just annoys me

    • @reggiebrownjr9105
      @reggiebrownjr9105 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'll keep that in mind, "k" not a "c".. Otherwise it will annoy corsican lulu​ hah

    • @blickluke
      @blickluke 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Reggie Brown Jr thoughts not thots 👌👍

  • @ghostinthemachine8243
    @ghostinthemachine8243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He had honesty with no filter. Patrice was special.

  • @nemosthebandit
    @nemosthebandit ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The emotion in his voice while telling this story. The honesty of it is incredible. Patrice was a rare gem on this Earth. He is missed.

  • @antonr.2101
    @antonr.2101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    this explains EVERYTHING re: Patrice's approach to Women...He learned REALLY early!! Will forever be in debt to ya Heavy D :) Miss you Patrice....thank you for your endless swag and blunt truth. You were authentic through and through Brother....

  • @AntonioDaKing
    @AntonioDaKing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    “If the year didn’t have a 19 in front of it, you woulda been swinging” Hahahahah omg I listened to this a million times and just caught that. I’m dead! lol

    • @BoqPrecision
      @BoqPrecision 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The best humor is always based on truth...

    • @hennessykills9201
      @hennessykills9201 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get it

    • @dept-7443
      @dept-7443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hènnessy kills Anthony means Patrice was lucky it happened in 20th Century (19XX) because if it happened in any other century Patrice would have automatically being “swinging” (hanged).

    • @seanstudard1048
      @seanstudard1048 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy fuck I just now seen this but fuck so true

  • @reginaldwilliams169
    @reginaldwilliams169 10 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    U will be missed my friend

  • @508ctk
    @508ctk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank u for everything Patrice.

  • @JohnkMaxwell
    @JohnkMaxwell 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I remeber hearing this live. I was going thru a rough time. Patrice stories help me during time

  • @elabryth
    @elabryth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I have never met Patrice but, in my heart, I have massive love for the man. R.I.P.

  • @Batman8657
    @Batman8657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I've heard a lot of Patrice O'Neal stuff, but I have NEVER heard him get as shaken up as he was when he first started telling this story.

  • @Rnice16
    @Rnice16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I listen to this once a year just to keep my mind sharp on staying safe

  • @fredc8618
    @fredc8618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Her areolas looked like fuckn rims"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @luiso.9103
    @luiso.9103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I swear Patrice’s life should be a movie .... it would be sad/uplifting/ and all that . Patrice’s life story needs to be told !

  • @coconuthead1055
    @coconuthead1055 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Patrice is one of the greatest comics of all time, in my opinion the greatest. Rest in peace big dawg

  • @spartanlz
    @spartanlz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    What I love about all these Patrice clips is that you learn about him, his story, and then see where he’s coming from and why; whether in terms of his standup or just shooting the shit on O&A or Black Phillip, you can understand WHY Patrice is who he is.

  • @mjsocks5929
    @mjsocks5929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My sons are listening to this when they turn 15. Pure gold.

  • @RightisRight11
    @RightisRight11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What a storyteller and a one of a kind. Miss this man

  • @purpleenergy3547
    @purpleenergy3547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I come back to this story every now and then. It really shows what helped shaped Patrice when he was younger. It got him not just questioning but believing modern male and female relationship and society as a whole were wrong. And rightfully so.

  • @jpowe2822
    @jpowe2822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    When I was in the 5th grade. Me and this girl were grabbing each other under the desk. Like she would touch me on the leg or closer and I would to. Well this went on for several minutes until I decide it was ok to touch a lil closer. Her whole attitude change. It was like a quiet storm. She whispered to me. If I don't bring her money. She would tell her brother And I would get beat up. What made this worse a big white chick that sat across said she would come as a witness if the girl decided to tell. Bro....... ..I was so fucking scared. We was grabbing each other it was cool I thought. Well when I got home I tried to borrow the money from my mom. She knew something was up. I broke down and told her. when my mom found out what family she belongs to she immediately went all and knew it was a trick. My mom said .tell her to tell her brother. U got people to. I went to school the next day and told her to tell her brother..she got quiet. She tried to be cool with me again but I learned my lesson. Bro. Women can be very dangerous u got to be careful it's important u talk to your little boys about girls. That's switch mentality is real

    • @lockandloadlikehell
      @lockandloadlikehell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Last time I was with a girl at her house, 2000 miles away, she got on me while I was sleeping (not on friendly terms all that day & night-- cuz of her craziness) and started fucking me.
      Raping
      And I'm 255 pounds and a 110kg state record holder
      She was 5'2" 120 pounds
      Only time I've ever been assaulted, stalked, harassed, had to consult a lawyer about an OP, had to call the police bc of intense harrassmemt, #metoo raped, sexually assaulted, were all due to females
      No, I don't generalize, but when females generalize males I just laugh like hell

  • @beatsinmycrates
    @beatsinmycrates 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    he's so right about doing what you do when young do it on your own. kids dont shut up, the younger you learn that the better

    • @beatsinmycrates
      @beatsinmycrates 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      when your kid and do dirt especially with dudes and messing with girls , mutherfuckers dont know when to shut up, i learned that young , friends who know you fucked with a girl will try to get something out of them cuz they got no code and cant get laid on there own, i never did train like patrice was talking about because exactly the reasons he talks(not necessarily the jail part) but just when your young, dudes don;t know how to shut there face half the time. better atttempt is to get twat on your own, works better that way anyways

  • @maxmagraw
    @maxmagraw 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Same thing happened to friends I went to school with. The girl was ALWAYS known as a drama queen. Crying, making scenes, cheerleader type. Always had to be the center of attention. The second she told the story, NOBODY believed it. Didn't mattter. Dudes paid the price on false accusations.

  • @Tony-m3p1v
    @Tony-m3p1v 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My Brothers learn from the horrible thing our brother Patrice went through, learn as much as possible to protect yourself from false accusations from women 🙏✝️🤴

  • @chilliwraslin2510
    @chilliwraslin2510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I listen to this story at least once every three months.

  • @ambarsharma9394
    @ambarsharma9394 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I wish I could give him a hug. What a funny fuck, it takes strength to still joke about this while he was about to almost break down. Rest in Peace.

  • @myonlyfriendtheend4958
    @myonlyfriendtheend4958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I miss this man like you wouldn’t believe

  • @MrSh4des
    @MrSh4des 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Its sad that i will never be able to meet this dude. I can relate to everything hes ever said.

  • @neerudgebang2497
    @neerudgebang2497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wow, I felt like I was in his shoes at that moment of time! Cannot begin to describe the horrors he went through. It wouldve broken me for sure. Thank you for sharing this.

  • @tbabt3295
    @tbabt3295 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I know a young man going thru same thing...He went from high school to prison..his parents going broke trying to fight for him...

    • @thablackkat9905
      @thablackkat9905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know a bunch of guys in that same predicament. Some older than me and some younger. They're all on the registry.

  • @sworc2843
    @sworc2843 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I wonder what the girl who accused him is doing now? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @ScipioWasHere
      @ScipioWasHere 8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      sworc She lost the 2016 election.

    • @jonw3462
      @jonw3462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      maybe 6+ guys instead of 4

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Another thing is they usually get their identities protected from the public while the men have their faces plastered all over the press and end up besmirched for life, even if they are found innocent.

    • @Sealwithwificonnection
      @Sealwithwificonnection 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Getting railed

    • @Mike-cd7bj
      @Mike-cd7bj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Rotting, hopefully

  • @ElkinsEric
    @ElkinsEric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’m glad my grandpa gave me the advice that “a “gentleman” never tells...words to live by for all you younger men out there.
    Kinda the same saying as “do your dirt by yourself”

  • @emmetLshavinski
    @emmetLshavinski 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The title is absolutely correct.

  • @onafan75
    @onafan75 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Still listening to O and A clips in 2022..RIP brother..

  • @the215sean
    @the215sean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've watched and listened to almost everything patrice has done... I've NEVER heard him shook except this clip. Crazy story, luckily he made it through that experience without too much damage. RIP Legend