Tim Hawkins is hilarious! I love his clean, genuine humor! He shows us that you don't have to curse in your skits to be funny, as a lot of the comedians of the world try to display. GOD Bless you, Tim Hawkins!
I see signs of several classic comedians in his work. Foster Brooks, Robin Williams, Steve Martin, Jim Carrey - just to name a few....he's really working the material beautifully.
Thank you Tim! for your appreciation of mothers.😃👏😲 They are hardworkers😩 and get paid with hugs and kisses. 🤗❤💞👐 My grandma always said the most precious jewels you can wear around your neck is your children's arms wrapped around. totally true! 😍🤗 They are my gold. They know they are unbuyable presents. 😃❤
Me the other day...my two year old was about to give me an absolute mental breakdown😩😩😩 God bless my fiancee...he always knows when to retreat!!😂😂🙏🙏🙏 #stayathomemomlife
ABSOLUTELY! Took my kids to the lumber yard whenever we were in town. Took them to the hand tool section while we explored the different kinds there were. I think they knew the names of most before they could read!
1:47 When I was 12 I went with my dad to home depot to pick up something and I ran off and gave myself a deep cut on my index finger with a box knife. We went to ER. It costed 500$. By the time we got home it was 1 am. Fun.
True. 10 hours all day doing mind numbing exhaustingly depressing labor vs at home all day teaching your kids, who you love, how to be a great person. Ah the struggles of a mom. Ps- I've raised 3 thus far.
Your grandmother raised ten and still managed go show her husband, your grandfather, all the love and affection he needed to build the foundations of a legendary society. Only three? Such selfishness.
You know, I sympathize with both mother and father here. Papa comes home from work, drained of energy, frustrated with the traffic, wanting only some quiet time after his long, hard day. Mama is still standing in the middle of her work, drained of energy, frustrated from dealing with egocentric younglings with needs that must be met with little delay, wanting only some quiet time after her long, hard day. So, what's the solution? Perhaps all those wonderful, church-going people might consider offering their services as post-work-day baby sitters for young parents, free of charge, as a service to their Christian community and for the glory of the God they supposedly worship. Or, perhaps the church could operate a 3 to 9 PM once -a-week drop off FREE day-care so frazzled parents could have an interlude in their week to look forward to.
@@shayk.393--Thank you for the kind words. Of course, now in COVID-19, this idea isn't too practical, but the virus won't be with us forever and churches could do so much more to support married couples with and without children. But they don't, as a general rule. How sad.
Why do you choose Christians rather than any other religion or none at all? I know people who step in to help as they are able, I happen to be one of them. This is what community is all about. I know several neighbors that step in to help as I do. Where is your community?
OMG! loving this his comedy. I wish my husband would let me have a break. But as he says he never heard of a women needing a little break I should never want sometime to myself cause that's being a bad mom. His wife is lucky if she asked for time for herself and he would make a joke and let her. Maybe I should let my husband see this video.
Star G Mom’s need a break. You’re human too & matter. Afterall, Mom’s are the nurturers & need to be taken care of also. 💜 Give, give give some more. Everyone has to re-fuel themselves.
"That's what Daddy wanted; a turquoise toilet." 😂 Reminds me of a scene from Jackass: The Movie. One of the guys goes into a hardware store (not Home Depot), and defecates in a display toilet. That toilet was also turquoise.
Rebekah Strasser-- If you come back in October, you can be back in time to celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada. Come back in November for the US Thanksgiving. However, coming back in November will bring you back far too early for Christmas (except in US retail stores which start stocking their shelves before they restock the Back-to-School items. The twelve days of Christmas are from Christmas Day through Epiphany, Eve January 5. www.whychristmas.com/customs/12daysofchristmas.shtml
Not really. What is selfish is you having them and not providing them what they need. I am grossly underqualified to have them and what is to say my man won't leave me soon? No way do I want to be a single mum. Why did you like my post then? I don't find children beneficial and they annoy me.
That part is true - about you being under qualified, because that is you talking about yourself in an honest way, what is selfish is you saying that the only way to ensure a break is to not have kids. See you.
“GET IN THE CAAARRR!” 🤣
Tim Hawkins is hilarious! I love his clean, genuine humor! He shows us that you don't have to curse in your skits to be funny, as a lot of the comedians of the world try to display. GOD Bless you, Tim Hawkins!
My dad was a Naval Officer and would be gone for months at a time. Mom needed a serious break from the 4 of us.
Did he ever take you to the Home Depot?
Lol
I see signs of several classic comedians in his work. Foster Brooks, Robin Williams, Steve Martin, Jim Carrey - just to name a few....he's really working the material beautifully.
Agreed...very talented!
HOW TO BE A COMEDIAN (according to Tim Hawkins himself):
LIVE LIFE,
TAKES NOTES, and
TELL STRANGERS!
lol
Good clean humor. I love it!
Hard to find these days.
Bella, I love you....need you in my life Bella Garcia
It's great. Just wonder why most of it is middle-aged men complaining about their lives and families.
@@creflot you think it’s real? Most likely exaggerated. The reason is because most people can relate to that kind of humor.
Thank you Tim! for your appreciation of mothers.😃👏😲 They are hardworkers😩 and get paid with hugs and kisses. 🤗❤💞👐 My grandma always said the most precious jewels you can wear around your neck is your children's arms wrapped around.
totally true! 😍🤗 They are my gold. They know they are unbuyable presents. 😃❤
"We'll get back at...........June."
My favorite part!
This is the first time I have heard of Tim Hawkins. thanks for posting this. I like him
1:19 Made me spit out my drink
What are you doing here Komaeda?
1:40 I am gonna DIE choking, this is so funny! Great job Tim!
"I don't give a rip where you take them, just take them." Apparently he's married to a character from a John Wayne movie.
Lol...😅
Mr.OR Mrs.OR Miss Obironnkenobi, Better yet “Glowing Sun/Abby” from Mary Connealy’s book “Wildflower Bride” 😊.
Me the other day...my two year old was about to give me an absolute mental breakdown😩😩😩 God bless my fiancee...he always knows when to retreat!!😂😂🙏🙏🙏
#stayathomemomlife
I'm a woman and my place of peace is the Home Depot, power tool section.
ABSOLUTELY! Took my kids to the lumber yard whenever we were in town. Took them to the hand tool section while we explored the different kinds there were. I think they knew the names of most before they could read!
Omg I dies laughing when he started talking about the toliet! 😂
"I *dies* laughing"
I don't give rip where you take them. GET IN THE CAR!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I tried to show this to my mom but her children were talking so much that we had to rewind it at least 50 times.
Well be quiet the next time you give her a video to watch then.
can I have a hug?.........mmmMmmm
lol
thats my favorite one too
"Get in the cAr!"
She said GET IN THE CAR!!!!
I laughed sooooooo hard. can't wait to see him in Oct.!
“We’ll be back in………..JUNE!” lol 🤣
lol! one time my niece used the Lowe's display toilet
I love Tim Hawkins
gonna go we'll be back at..........June... lololol soo funny
1:15 best part
N D Trik Shots kids just just GETINTHECAR
Honey im home
Yea i heard you pulling up
...Display toilet! 🤣🤣😂😂😂
1:47 When I was 12 I went with my dad to home depot to pick up something and I ran off and gave myself a deep cut on my index finger with a box knife. We went to ER. It costed 500$. By the time we got home it was 1 am. Fun.
Costed?
True. 10 hours all day doing mind numbing exhaustingly depressing labor vs at home all day teaching your kids, who you love, how to be a great person.
Ah the struggles of a mom.
Ps- I've raised 3 thus far.
Your grandmother raised ten and still managed go show her husband, your grandfather, all the love and affection he needed to build the foundations of a legendary society. Only three? Such selfishness.
Best part! 0:33-0:48
Awesome 🤣
You know, I sympathize with both mother and father here. Papa comes home from work, drained of energy, frustrated with the traffic, wanting only some quiet time after his long, hard day. Mama is still standing in the middle of her work, drained of energy, frustrated from dealing with egocentric younglings with needs that must be met with little delay, wanting only some quiet time after her long, hard day. So, what's the solution? Perhaps all those wonderful, church-going people might consider offering their services as post-work-day baby sitters for young parents, free of charge, as a service to their Christian community and for the glory of the God they supposedly worship. Or, perhaps the church could operate a 3 to 9 PM once -a-week drop off FREE day-care so frazzled parents could have an interlude in their week to look forward to.
One MercilessMing a most excellent Idea !
@@shayk.393--Thank you for the kind words. Of course, now in COVID-19, this idea isn't too practical, but the virus won't be with us forever and churches could do so much more to support married couples with and without children. But they don't, as a general rule. How sad.
Why do you choose Christians rather than any other religion or none at all? I know people who step in to help as they are able, I happen to be one of them. This is what community is all about. I know several neighbors that step in to help as I do. Where is your community?
@alycewich4472 I don't answer to you for my opinions or thought processes. So run along. I don't answer to you.
He is hilarious and clean
Your too funny man too funny
76 people are moms who couldn't get a break
now , 109 lol 😅
@@Mushroom321- 155 now.
Yeah i heard you pulling up. Lol so funny
Your so funny you just make my family 😄😄
PREACH IT, TIM!
Thank you Home Depot for the Kid projects that Me and Mom took them too. Hi Ty. Are we sailing away yet?
OHMYGOSH yaaaaasss that happened!
I can relate
OMG! loving this his comedy. I wish my husband would let me have a break. But as he says he never heard of a women needing a little break I should never want sometime to myself cause that's being a bad mom. His wife is lucky if she asked for time for herself and he would make a joke and let her. Maybe I should let my husband see this video.
no, not a bad mom just a human being who is raising little human beings.
yes, some fathers/husbands could use some pointers.
Star G Mom’s need a break. You’re human too & matter. Afterall, Mom’s are the nurturers & need to be taken care of also. 💜 Give, give give some more. Everyone has to re-fuel themselves.
How's it going now?
He sounds like a piece of work.
YEAH
"That's what Daddy wanted; a turquoise toilet." 😂
Reminds me of a scene from Jackass: The Movie. One of the guys goes into a hardware store (not Home Depot), and defecates in a display toilet. That toilet was also turquoise.
He gets it! 🤣
Actually we'll be back in November just before the twelve days of Christmas!
Rebekah Strasser-- If you come back in October, you can be back in time to celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada. Come back in November for the US Thanksgiving. However, coming back in November will bring you back far too early for Christmas (except in US retail stores which start stocking their shelves before they restock the Back-to-School items. The twelve days of Christmas are from Christmas Day through Epiphany, Eve January 5. www.whychristmas.com/customs/12daysofchristmas.shtml
Hilarious
too funny lol
We'll be back..... in June.
LOL
lol yes!!!
33- 1:16 funniest part
I agree...and "we'll be at...June".
Dinner and a movie always works
Cant bresth! 😄😆😅😂😅😄😅😂🤣
Well he's back now! 😂
That's funny
Dislike = "Dis I Like"
Tim Hawkins come 2 Waco Tx🤞🙏🤞
True
Yoga pants song
best part 1:59
True
Sounds like jezebel to Ahaz shopping for grapes 🍇. Love your wife as christ loved the church and gave himself for it.
🥰 🤣
GIVE HER A CREDIT CARD AND LET HER GO TO TARGET LOL
thanks to SUDDEN LINK I no longer have comedy central
really I got sudenlink
I've been there.
It's so hilarious.. guess u picked the wrong title tho
😂😂😂
😆
The comment bye chessqueen is 100% FALSE
what i am seeing is an opinion just to let you know people can chose what they do in life.
Married or not we need a break
that was your son
Continuation of the species??
😆😅😹
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Tim makes a hard-earned living out of his videos and now you’re profiting off his work. Stop!
Please don’t accuse before you know all the facts. None of my videos are monetized so I don’t profit from anyone else…just sharing a few laughs.
Best way to ensure a break, DONT HAVE KIDS!!!
Rather ignorant and selfish.
Not really. What is selfish is you having them and not providing them what they need. I am grossly underqualified to have them and what is to say my man won't leave me soon? No way do I want to be a single mum. Why did you like my post then? I don't find children beneficial and they annoy me.
That part is true - about you being under qualified, because that is you talking about yourself in an honest way, what is selfish is you saying that the only way to ensure a break is to not have kids. See you.
You probably have children and you regret it every single day
Chessqueen You're lucky your mother didn't think that about you....
If motherhood is such a hard job why bother doing it?
Because that’s how humans propagate.
Shite old joke. U.K version is Do It All?
his original jokes suck, and his recycled jokes makes it even worse..please explain how this is funny
So why are you here? Don’t like, don’t watch!
@@FireLordJohn3191 because cringe comedy is entertaining
@@sokee1354 so don’t whine about it.
@@FireLordJohn3191 who's whining? I gave my opinion and then asked a question.. Are you going to answer?
He is funny but...... He is religious so that's very sad! 😢
What’s wrong with being a Christian? You can find him funny anyway.
Adam Hallowell yes, you certainly CAN just appreciate and respect his wholesome humor. Nothing to be sad about
Tim! ALL WIVES DESERVE A MONTH AT A SPA! 🧖♀️
😂😂