I Wish Squad's Most Fun Feature Wasn't So Pointless

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  • @Zoraxon
    @Zoraxon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +231

    The duality of man. The ideal end is either
    1: a grueling, desperate final stand against seemingly overwhelming odds. Dig in your heels and fight to the last.
    Or 2: a brutal offensive into an oppressing fortress against well planned and heavily fortified defenses. Once more into the breach.

    • @NCLB99
      @NCLB99 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      beautifully said

    • @ThePizzaGoblin
      @ThePizzaGoblin หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      The masculine urge to die fighting over enormous fortifications.

  • @laurencetrowbridge6022
    @laurencetrowbridge6022 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +152

    The true super fob experience is taking 45 minutes to build it and then win before they ever attack the point truly peak

    • @Ali-ou9lc
      @Ali-ou9lc 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fr

  • @Sean-l4t6z
    @Sean-l4t6z 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    The worst part is when you spend the entire game doing something like this and then your team successfully defends a point before it ever gets to your super fob and it was all for nothing lol

    • @ThePizzaGoblin
      @ThePizzaGoblin หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So much time WASTED.
      This, plus when nobody mans the defenses and the place folds immediately

    • @famulanrevengeance3044
      @famulanrevengeance3044 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is why nobody builds defenses or does logi runs- it's too common for it to never get used or get destroyed instantly and do nothing

  • @motordudeful
    @motordudeful 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +159

    Slorgs is driving on the wrong side of the road

    • @Gs_..__.--._
      @Gs_..__.--._ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hes european, ewwwwww

    • @Vector-uu7hf
      @Vector-uu7hf 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That slightly pissed me off actually 😂

    • @valeriomilan2485
      @valeriomilan2485 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      wym, hes driving on the right, the correct side

    • @galacticdragon9841
      @galacticdragon9841 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@valeriomilan2485 he drove on the left side a couple times.

  • @deusvult7721
    @deusvult7721 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    A very good example how super fobs must be built. The only miss on your side is actually manning the defenses with the whole team, not just your squad + a few blueberries.

    • @TheOtherOtherAccount
      @TheOtherOtherAccount 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Super fobs generally don’t actually help a win 99% of cases, and doing it on the last objective is madness.
      By the time they are attacking the last point they have rolled through each objective (because your squad is digging) and have hundreds of tickets. Like in this video.
      They just very often aren’t worth the cost of having a full squad away from the front lines.

    • @deusvult7721
      @deusvult7721 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@TheOtherOtherAccountmany players don’t know what a super fob is. I agree that 99% of times we see a super fob it’s a pathetic picture. The FOB in the video isn’t perfect either. They should be not only placed with enough tickets to fight back, but also preferably in a location with buildings (industructable structures) to not suffer too much damage when the enemy commander figures to use an artillery barrage. The defence also must be assembled around the FOBs blue circle, not 5 steps away from the HAB. And the defence must be manned by the whole team.

    • @famulanrevengeance3044
      @famulanrevengeance3044 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@deusvult7721 Plus, there need to be several 'strongpoints' and not just one circle around the objective. If your whole team is in the same place, 2 machinegunners and an IFV can surpress your whole team and you can never fight back, and one arty strike will flatten everyone

  • @yamyeeter1185
    @yamyeeter1185 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    did it get you the win? no. Was it worth it, building the 8th wonder the world? Yes.

    • @slorgs
      @slorgs  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@yamyeeter1185 ancient Egypt may have fallen, but the pyramids survived

    • @yamyeeter1185
      @yamyeeter1185 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@slorgs so true

    • @benjaminnickerson3961
      @benjaminnickerson3961 หลายเดือนก่อน

      spoilers

    • @benjaminnickerson3961
      @benjaminnickerson3961 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hadn't finished reading Egyptian history yet

  • @gromd-z2i
    @gromd-z2i 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    this needs to be its own gamemode

  • @Jo-de3st
    @Jo-de3st 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    The middle white building is the original building, a sort of watch tower thats hard to assail because of its interior being cramped and favouring attackers. These fortifications usually also have an earthen outer wall or palisade. They are quite common in most of northern europe, from Scotland to Estonia. The stone walls were added later as a more reliable first defense and to enable the castle to hold more personnel and materiel. I think it also got additional star fortress like fortifications even later on. I dont know if it was used in WW2 but i doubt it. Either way now youre the ones adding the newest fortifications to it.

    • @slorgs
      @slorgs  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Thanks dad

    • @ZEGTHEFISH
      @ZEGTHEFISH หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think its called a Citadel or Bailey

  • @МаксимМихайлов-и8ч
    @МаксимМихайлов-и8ч หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The super FOB can only be called one if the server crashes when enemy calls artillery on it.

  • @OkamiiSenpai
    @OkamiiSenpai 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Bro we had castle built up last week with layered defenses, and entire barb wire perimeter, it was glorious. And we stopped them at the abandoned factory and the enemy never saw it :(

    • @TheHuffur
      @TheHuffur 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      In other words, the castle was so intimidating that you broke their will to fight from just the rumors of how great the defenses were!
      They could see it on the horizon and were like "Nah, F that we lose here instead"

  • @Avera9eWh1teShark6
    @Avera9eWh1teShark6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Super FOBs can work, but requires the whole team to be on board. Also, it can't just be the last point because then it diverts resources away from the rest of the fight. Moreover, if the rest of the team isn't attriting the enemy, then you'll get what happened here where the enemy will roll you over with numbers.

  • @EpicGamerino
    @EpicGamerino 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    You managed to make a video with a large percentage of just shovelling entertaining.

  • @CeruleanEyess
    @CeruleanEyess หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A friend just sent me this.
    I can’t believe my baby driver quip is now immortalized on the internet, lmao.

  • @BloodhoundNL
    @BloodhoundNL หลายเดือนก่อน

    Revive Dynamic Direction! That was PEAK Castle building in Squad with Purpose and challenge

  • @Tychus
    @Tychus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That might be the mightiest Squad game and video ever.

  • @goki6548
    @goki6548 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this only works in Belaya Tunnel. Have a hab inside those small tunnels, get machine guns and small bunkers at the part of the tunnels that lead into the room inside (which will have the hab and radio) and put barbed wires so that enemies can not get close. It is literally impossible to capture. Have your whole team stationet there too and you basically win the game.

  • @fete0
    @fete0 หลายเดือนก่อน

    " im just avoiding bullets from friends classic trucker" i relate

  • @NetBooter
    @NetBooter หลายเดือนก่อน

    It was a huge effort to build this enormous sarcophagus.

  • @Fl3shmonkey
    @Fl3shmonkey 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You haven't built a super fob until you've built a BAJA KRINJ Deniumddr super fob

  • @TranquillShot
    @TranquillShot 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Always my favourite Squad memories

  • @Real_Claudy_Focan
    @Real_Claudy_Focan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This makes me thing, there should be an "engineer" squad with better construction abilities and huge construction speed boost !

  • @Sir_Furry_Quokkalot
    @Sir_Furry_Quokkalot 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I really enjoyed this video, so I'm going to sub and leave a like. Not because I liked it, but because I am Australian. I heard something about emus and that you were building a super fort to defeat them. Seriously though, great video, thanks for uploading. Cheers and have a good one mate.
    *P.S, my grandfather was in the army when that happened and he was 'volun-told'. He said he didn't join the army to kill birds, so he did what all Aussies would do; they instead used it as an excuse to get pissed every night. Then the Australian government pulled the plug and offered a bounty to farmers for every bird they killed which did the trick. Moral of the story; if you want an Aussie to do something, offer beer or money for beer. It works every time.

  • @Yoda_16358
    @Yoda_16358 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Why is it called a spade you ask?
    A spade is better at cutting through compacted soil and creating more precise holes. Shovels are for shallow holes and moving dirt. (paraphrased from Google result for Lowe's lmao)

  • @mussetsamy7724
    @mussetsamy7724 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "king of the castle king of the castle"

  • @Ether_9
    @Ether_9 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A great way to make make fortifications good is for OWI to allow us to build during staging phase, and give us the ability to dig actual trenches (though engine limitations may keep that from being a thing). Being able to build dynamic trench lines and AP mines would be awesome as hell, and would give a whole new dynamic to the invasion game mode

  • @bikertimmi
    @bikertimmi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    this is a comment for the algorithm

    • @LyricClock-fo8he
      @LyricClock-fo8he 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      This is a reply for the algorithm

    • @dinkleburg43
      @dinkleburg43 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      this is a timmi for the bikerithm

    • @IgnacyKramarski
      @IgnacyKramarski 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same

    • @SHINYREDBULLETS
      @SHINYREDBULLETS 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Algorithm comment, this is

    • @msllama999
      @msllama999 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
      (I am baiting the transphobes into relying for algorithm purposes)

  • @gjwiley6250
    @gjwiley6250 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Well done Super FOB. The problem with most Super FOBs in Squad is theyre built by kids who grew up playing Minecraft. Its just garbage stacked on garbage. No pushed out defenses so your HAB immediately gets proxied. Weapon emplacements pointing nowhere with no concern for field of fire arc.

  • @niceyzuzu5036
    @niceyzuzu5036 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fortifications aren't useless if 1. properly manned. 2. Not a coffin
    The problem with super fobs is that they take way to long to make and are never strongly defended enough or well thought out enough to withstand a heavy assault
    Part of it is because it is human nature to want to fortify yourself into a little box and shoot outward. This leads to encirclement, bombardment and ultimately the toppling of the fob.
    And on the other side of the coin you have a squad super fobbing on invasion and their defenses are so widespread that cannot be properly manned by 50 men, nonetheless the 9 guys who built it. Before enough of the team spawns in a number of things happen to topple the defense, be it a breach in the wire, a clever proxy/radio kill on the hab while the defenders are out of position will render a super fob dead.
    All that said, fortifications are best used when placed thoughtfully in key locations that are likely always going to be manned or placed in such a way that they don't cutoff escape routes. Blocking lines of sight but not blocking paths of movement, breaking up open space to minimize the effects of shrapnel, etc.

  • @moravianlion3108
    @moravianlion3108 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You could build like crazy in Post Scriptum, but ever since OWI/MA took over the game and renamed it to Squad 44, logistics got gutted more and more with every new update.

  • @CleanBunny60601
    @CleanBunny60601 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I wish the mod dynamic direction didn’t die out.. every game you built a super fob.

    • @chaithethai9171
      @chaithethai9171 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Man I miss that mode, so many fun games

  • @mukadewolf530
    @mukadewolf530 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Gonna be honest , this is far more satisfying than build mud castles or sand castles ....

  • @dubalrimaal
    @dubalrimaal หลายเดือนก่อน

    Incredible. Combat engineer is on the final flag helping build this useless monstrosity instead of hunting enemy attack radios and mining the roads to help deal with enemy armor. Thousands of build and ammo, plus a full squad at least, far, far away from the relevant flags helping the team. Superfobs are always a mistake, but doing it on literally the last cap in what I presume is an invasion game, means that you're banking on the enemy gaining tix for capping the advance flags...putting your own team in an even more precarious position.

    • @DaktEdits
      @DaktEdits หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Its fun bro. Its a game, its about fun primarily

    • @famulanrevengeance3044
      @famulanrevengeance3044 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Super FOB on last point gives you alot of time to build and cuts down on logi run duration, which lets you build much faster, every shovel is needed. But yeah, as we all know, this kinda fortification doesn't work against modern military firepower

  • @Ashstonished
    @Ashstonished 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Eyyyy Slorrrgyyy Slorrgiii big... brains!!
    I took notes, applied for TH-cam comments Ik I'm not in game... but +5 points for Griffindooooooor

  • @boogie5
    @boogie5 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    d00d, in the early days we would make SuperFOBs like this all the time... Then Arty came along lol
    I wish they would nerf the damage done to Buildables. Just knock them down half way or something!

  • @theregoesmiller389
    @theregoesmiller389 หลายเดือนก่อน

    hahahhhaha
    "stay with me fellow shovel"

  • @JakeRidesBikez
    @JakeRidesBikez 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    20:09 and today we learned a valuable lesson- there's a reason people stopped building castles XD

  • @Gridironwarplans
    @Gridironwarplans 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Looks like if you gave Alcatraz some machine guns. Beautiful

  • @belowaveragegamer8270
    @belowaveragegamer8270 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think Karmakut would be proud.

  • @SHINYREDBULLETS
    @SHINYREDBULLETS 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love superfobs!! This was a proper giggle, it's a shame they melt so fast

  • @Kenionatus
    @Kenionatus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The baby driver joke was great!

  • @world.today1004
    @world.today1004 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    such a good video i started to stroke it before i even clicked on the title

    • @slorgs
      @slorgs  2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      👀

  • @RHQ_W
    @RHQ_W หลายเดือนก่อน

    having slorgs in every team must be enjoyable

  • @Thraakull
    @Thraakull 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love the fact that you have built a super FOB but in the end it became a big target for basically anything that the enemy could throw at it, like all those mortar attacks must have been so easy to call in by the SL's, I bet the enemy team at the end just shook each others penises and screamed "GG's!!!" not knowing how much effort has went into building that SFOB - but hey, it was fun to watch, probably fun to be there in the moment and as a bonus: Jumbo Jonsen really did have stayed in the game without disconnecting - I call that success!

  • @yaellll
    @yaellll 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This video made my day wayyyyy better

  • @Fredbot27
    @Fredbot27 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Omg that intro is the best I’ve ever freaking seen 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thomasseeley8124
    @thomasseeley8124 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Because a spade is a type of shovel...

  • @dinkleburg43
    @dinkleburg43 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    enjoying the slorgs squad content fasho

  • @JP-th8sq
    @JP-th8sq 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The tasteful ammo box placement is key

  • @massiarmy751
    @massiarmy751 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    dude that disney cartonn music adds that feeling to it

  • @ThePizzaGoblin
    @ThePizzaGoblin หลายเดือนก่อน

    The largest fortification is useless if it is not manned. I have seen so many superfobs fall in minutes because nobody was manning the defenses.
    Edit: oh my god, is that a vehicle pit made out of hesco?

  • @YukiOtonashiCh
    @YukiOtonashiCh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    man they sent a lot of mortars and smokes just to take out the defense

  • @warhammer8224
    @warhammer8224 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i like this new minecraft vid slorgs

  • @louis-philippelacharite7201
    @louis-philippelacharite7201 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The mother of all superfob

  • @BuddySpike101
    @BuddySpike101 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The bit at 5:01 reminds me of that Ukranian Army shovel ad.

  • @TommyCubed
    @TommyCubed หลายเดือนก่อน

    Its why I liked GE and its lack of command assets past air strikes.

  • @valentinvazquez2166
    @valentinvazquez2166 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i need the slorgstream rn

  • @melon6806
    @melon6806 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Now I have become Hesco Wall, the thwarter of Aussies. 06:25

  • @benwilson1088
    @benwilson1088 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Been interesting watching the Ukraine war and the prevalence of drones and missiles that are able to intercept missiles. Trenches are back and the development of energy based weapons may push it back to needing a huge energy source could push it over to castles.

  • @misterjae7565
    @misterjae7565 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Never quit before your superfob works

  • @wagahagwa6978
    @wagahagwa6978 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i missed out on the superfob era :(

  • @Hinokassaudifan1
    @Hinokassaudifan1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    my wet squad dream is just to go positive and be able to identify where i got shot from. that's all i ask.

    • @gagekellstrom3978
      @gagekellstrom3978 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Usually where you hear it from. guns arent suppressed to it's fairly easy to get a bearing

  • @Domaty
    @Domaty 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    superfobs stay winning

  • @NeutralLizHotel
    @NeutralLizHotel 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    bro turned into Cormac McCarthy at 5:00

  • @Mentally_Stable275
    @Mentally_Stable275 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Girlfriend: His probably cheating on me
    The Boys:

  • @dan_habesha975
    @dan_habesha975 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Kingdom of the Blueberries

  • @Real_Claudy_Focan
    @Real_Claudy_Focan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "CLOSE"

  • @siawung
    @siawung 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i love squad

  • @Redofreko
    @Redofreko 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro fulfilled every squad players wet dream

  • @wasd15572
    @wasd15572 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What an amazing video thank you

  • @jaguarjs9944
    @jaguarjs9944 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Would be good to make a video with you Slorgz

  • @bytefpv87
    @bytefpv87 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    10 minutes ago is literal assault

  • @MARVSplace
    @MARVSplace 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Awesome vid bro!!

  • @soni3608
    @soni3608 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    F in the chat for the castle

  • @JamesPimlott
    @JamesPimlott 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love you Slorgs!

  • @blackburn1489
    @blackburn1489 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    we need new arma reforger video!

    • @slorgs
      @slorgs  2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's in the works brother probably out next week

  • @brotherhoodpaladini9532
    @brotherhoodpaladini9532 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Superfobs never work

  • @MinorCheese1
    @MinorCheese1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Do something Vietnam War related if you can

  • @hantu7380
    @hantu7380 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why dont they make castles anymore 😢

  • @mukadewolf530
    @mukadewolf530 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Minecraft but with guns

  • @dam-n
    @dam-n 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Algo comment as payment for the hours of labor put with the russian spade.

  • @MIKEBARNELLAGENT75358
    @MIKEBARNELLAGENT75358 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Play squad 44

    • @slorgs
      @slorgs  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Come back to the channel on Sunday brother, you won't be disappointed

  • @spectex304
    @spectex304 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Comment for algorithm.

  • @PotatoflakeJake
    @PotatoflakeJake 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Second comment for the algorithm

  • @LowTempDabr
    @LowTempDabr หลายเดือนก่อน

    I hate squad

  • @slipperyjohn3144
    @slipperyjohn3144 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4th comment for the algorithm

  • @szopixon3152
    @szopixon3152 หลายเดือนก่อน

    superfobing is most boring thing to do in squad and it ruins the game experience. If u enjoy superfobs u got brainrot and go play minecraft

  • @dynamiclion9907
    @dynamiclion9907 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    third comment for the algorithm

  • @ArturShow132
    @ArturShow132 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    superfobing is usseles, 1 artillery barrage and its over, your just letting them take like what, 400 extra tickets by capping those flags before getting to you?

    • @doktorduggieducker9615
      @doktorduggieducker9615 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      maybe he just wants to have fun

    • @poobloot3311
      @poobloot3311 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Listen buddy im a former veteran and super fobbing is actually how america beat the terrists, bet you feel stupid rn

    • @Onigatana
      @Onigatana 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its uselees when there is no armor, no ammor, no back up fobs, and its too small.

    • @MrBlitzer662002
      @MrBlitzer662002 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Some people just havent ever seen it done correctly.