*what do you think? Is Zhang lying to us about his age the way he's lying about his waist or is he actually 40?* Also, Get the Merch: rebal-d.myshopify.com 😍
Korean artists love buff men for some reason. It also the typical body of male lead in any romance like otome isekai, gosh, their muscles are about to burst-
@@diystudio5071 ngl never saw a guy with those proportions in any manga or manhwa, not in otome nor in BL 💀 his waist is too small even for bl standards
He already looks like a webtoon character without the filter which is so sad because even he feels the need to look even more snatched that it actually makes him look like an alien. The beauty standards really makes a lot of people have insecurities and never be satisfied with themselves.
He's Chinese, not Korean. The set up in which he looks like a CEO is actually a typical classroom in China, so he might actually be a teacher, and 笑means smile, so 笑笑 means smile smile. Also 张 Zhang is not pronounced as Zang. It's pronounced as Jang. Anyway, the body dysmorphia is strong in this one.
0:30 What's my excuse? I just got out of bed and I know I look like a burrito while I'm wrapped in this blanket. But that's because I'm sick so have some mercy! Who am I kidding? I look like this everyday...
At 9:40 instead of mingle, 打成一片 means to spend time with or mess/play around. I've seen his Douyin before. It's funny to see you also noticed his poor editing skills.
He's probably insecure about his waist proportions. Which just goes to show you can be as gorgeous on the outside as you want, but your self esteem wont actually improve until you do the work emotionally to grow your confidence.
Seriously this man doesn't need filters he needs his own planet......and I will would be his own moon but seriously, the ONLY thing that's missing is a smile...and ladies(and guys) that would melt our hearts. ❤
ykw Rebal as a bestie my standards are so high that only men and women who warp the walls can reach them so thank you for this never ending series of world changing, floor breaking, equipment wobbling douyin beauties.
*what do you think? Is Zhang lying to us about his age the way he's lying about his waist or is he actually 40?*
Also, Get the Merch: rebal-d.myshopify.com 😍
he is lying
his waist just naturally looks like that🥺🎀
Never judge a book by it's cover, bestie I thought we were better than this😔😔
no way he's 40 😨
@@aimankhan9670HAHA
His abs are just so dense that they're on the verge of creating a black hole and that's what's warping the gym, bestie
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Either that or he's Kirby from Nintendo...
Kim Possible in that one episode.
Since when is the ideal shape for a man a l"ight bulb"💡
So now the ideal shape for a man is a light bulb?💡hmm...
i love how natural, organic, whole grain, gluten free and grass fed zhang is
Grass fed bye😭😭
0 calories
I hope you know I just cackled extremely loudly at "grass fed"
Out the fuckin wild
im glad@@HazZzel-
zhang xiaoxiao reminds me of basically every millionaire BL love interest (im so happy ive found my people)
literally manhwa men
Korean artists love buff men for some reason. It also the typical body of male lead in any romance like otome isekai, gosh, their muscles are about to burst-
Fr making everyone look like Shrek as he looks like a AI bbg😂😂😂
I was thinking the SAMEEE THING literally manhwa
Nice girl pick up milionere fantasy
Zhang is giving "BL manhwua millionaire ripped daddy CEO toxic wholesome seme k-drama rich lead male version of jiafei"
Toxic wholesome 😅😂
Jiafei??!!💅👄💅
Omg JIAFEI 😱😍😻💅🏼🩷💕
Don't insult queen jaifei
@@zizojaezekeom3565yes listen to this person
bro is just the real life equivalent of a bl/manwha character 💀
Not only bl. He is everywhere in the shojou or korean or chinese webcomics
bara tiddies
@@diystudio5071 ngl never saw a guy with those proportions in any manga or manhwa, not in otome nor in BL 💀 his waist is too small even for bl standards
his cat just flashed me
Me too😭🙏 bless thy soul
OMG IM GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT NOTICED LOL
Yeah I saw the cat’s booty hole I didn’t want to see that!!😭
In fact, Rebal pulled the tail to flash us 👽😭😭😭
@@oishikhan9633I thought I saw him pull the tail but wasn’t sure 😭
Zhang is literally built like a webtoon character
Editing himself to be like that, you mean?
He already looks like a webtoon character without the filter which is so sad because even he feels the need to look even more snatched that it actually makes him look like an alien. The beauty standards really makes a lot of people have insecurities and never be satisfied with themselves.
if his waist was smaller he would look almost like gyutaro in a way
@@tekashimaahshiha647bro nailed it😂😂
@@tekashimaahshiha647bro fr 😭
I have a math exam tomorrow but here i am. Priorities.
U got ur priorities right
I'd do the same ngl. Best of luck with your exam though, you got this!!
Girl ikr
Gorl aside from math I have alot of art prompts to do for my art class since I'm an art major but here we are 😭
😂same
He is so handsome he doesn't even sweat while working out with his social clothes (skips leg day as well)
Lmfaoo💀💀
Plot twist: Jang is dating his gym bro and giving us hints about his relationship by showing his boyfriend “admiring” aka. touching his body
Webtoon material 😭😭
BESTIE ROASTING US MAKES ME SO HAPPY.
REAL🥰
✨He's so preppy✨
We need therapy 😂😂😂
@@ulawladzinska473 too real tbh
he be saying the truth when we need it the most *he's speaking factsssss no printer yahhh*
The 4 nations lived in harmony until the waistbenders decided to attack
🤣👌
😂🤡👍
FR
🤣🤣🤣🤣
P1harmony
This has nothing to do with the video but Rebal looks like a Greek god and I love his cats.
Agreed.
exactlyy
He's so perfect it's unreal.
btw he actually looks soo mediterrenean
He’s so pretty I’m in love with him /hj
10:41 "hey beautiful.. hagrid" IM SOBBING
11:02
"Everything wobbles while he walks past, everything shakes and wobbles.."
😐
"Your legs-"
EHAT
Don't call us out" pERsOn of PoVErTy😭"
It is so funny and so true that i can't even be offended. We are part of the✨poverty✨
For some strange reasons, i really enjoy Rebal's roasting us. It makes me genuinely happy lmao.
Sado😂
This is actually called second degree humour.
I love when he laughs at his own jokes + he's insulting us as always, my favorite part 😂
Mine too 😂❤
who is us 😭
Real ❤❤
@@user-lj1qo8nc9kthe audience
It’s definitely Zhang being In love with his gym bro that’s why he’s with him 24/7 💀💀💀
hey Beomgyu's gun, I'm Beomgyu's Thighs.
And his "friend" always gotta be touching his body 😒
@@zechariyahgodschild7258Maybe they are gay for each other. Why are you posting negative comments about them throughout the comments??
When Rebal said “Person of poverty” I felt that
👁️💧👄💧👁️
👁 👄 👁
💧 💧
Bahaha 😂
😂😂
❤
Yas 🤣the tears🤣🤣
bro...HES BULIT LIKE A DORITO!?
BYEEE LMAO
lol
why isnt anyone talking about "i like to mingle with children after class" LMAO
FREAKY AHH WHATLMAOOO
Every BL (mafia) billionaire alpha male whatever dude I have ever seen sums up to this guy.
Except for the part that he's too much hours in the gym and filming videos of his body instead of working 22/7 for the company
Everything is a kink let them fucking fetishized there lives
Not only in bl manga bro
@@hyungjinmoon6987 yeah ikow
Exactly! (you forgot Mafia boss)
apparently there is 5 types of bending, water, earth, air, fire, and lastly whatever shasha susu and zhang xiaoxiao bending 😂
theres a 6th
bending reality
Underrated comment 😩🤚✨
Yoo same pfp
Shasha Susu and Zhang: *proportion bending*
Shasha bending 😂
He's Chinese, not Korean. The set up in which he looks like a CEO is actually a typical classroom in China, so he might actually be a teacher, and 笑means smile, so 笑笑 means smile smile. Also 张 Zhang is not pronounced as Zang. It's pronounced as Jang. Anyway, the body dysmorphia is strong in this one.
No, he's not Chinese, he's Gyutaro.
@@Okno._. and the "ShaSha" girl is Daki.
@@Sifish_in_aquapark wait fr😨
@@Okno._. Naww cuz Daki got as well destroyed face just like Shasha editing her body- 😔
@@Sifish_in_aquapark huh? You mean she ugly? Well nah
I love how he stutters everytime he says shasha sousou 😭😭😭
Rebal's obsession with Sasha Susu.. Bestie, you are in love! 😂😅
8:30 Rebal editing his own body for the context of the video is hilarious 😅😂
I completely lost it there 🤣🤣
@@dmxj1586 yeah me too
I'm done🤣🤣😂
I am done with these CEO guys 😂😂😂😂
me too omg 😭
The cat’s name is Puma? That’s cute 😭
Priority is good
Ikr I said the same thing😍🥰
Zhang is literally living a life of a wattpad character
Body Dysmorphia is strong in this one... He be sha sha shu shu'ing it up all over the place...
LMAO
You're meeaaann 😭🤣
i cackled
Yeah he looks great he doesn't have to do this 😰
SHA SHA SHU SHUING AHAHAHAH
Rebal legit fangirls over Sasha susu… and that’s ultimately wholesome
How is this guy single he's GORGEOUS, funny, nice (👀), hot and loves cats
REAL!!!!
👀👀👀fr
Ikr 😭 if he's single I know I don't have a god damn chance 😭😭😭
@@Snazzy_bobawe can only wish😭😭
It's the cats part...
Dont criticize our natural billionaire ceo from wattpad
*Billionaire ceo from a kdrama 🤣😂
You know a business has to be very well-managed and trustworthy when the CEO spends more time editing his TikTok than doing actual work.
Why did he look down there while saying 'bearded princess' 😭 10:34
Im convinced men have invented gym culture to be able to touch and compliment each other
Dude's waist is so "snatch"..it snatched the space around him
"We are not vulnerable, innocent employees at your company!" Now that made me laugh ngl
WHY DID YOU JUST FLASHED YOUR CAT TO US 😭
I've been calling my friends "person of poverty" for a week now...i keep remembering this video 😂
1:11 he is so rich he can tear his shirt whenever he wants
this man switches ages like my grandpap switches wives
SISTER I AM DECEASED 😂☠
ROFL😂😂😂😂
LMFAO WAHTT😭😭💀
Bestie... What da heck
LOL SAME
0:30 What's my excuse? I just got out of bed and I know I look like a burrito while I'm wrapped in this blanket. But that's because I'm sick so have some mercy! Who am I kidding? I look like this everyday...
Please call me handsome 👋😔
@@heywoodbaby1071hello handsome
Get well soon!
me rn bestie. I got that 102° fever
Rebal's videos never fails me to feel like I'm in video chat with my long distance bestie
At 9:40 instead of mingle, 打成一片 means to spend time with or mess/play around. I've seen his Douyin before. It's funny to see you also noticed his poor editing skills.
I'm sorry but the way Rebal just casually showed us his cat's tail and what's hidden UNDER it so close to the camera.... I'M DEAD 💀💀💀
I laughed so hard....😂😂😂😂
i got flashed bruh
nahh he violated his cat 😭
Bro is literally a living one piece character 💀
Zhang has the power to collapse any place that he puts his FRAGRANT FEET in
As someone who watches a lot of kdramas I’ve never been ashamed or embarrassed to this extent 😂😂😂
It’s crazy that all of these creators who edit their bodies are already naturally beautiful without it, sad that they feel like they need to do this.
Yeah, truly. It's the toxic beauty standard that is especially strong in China, which would make the most perfect person feel insecure asf!
It's a trend in Asian culture now
If you have money, so much people would get this editing
@@avioracrown6967u know asian is not just china right?
@@adriantoo4796she never said it was
Our Xiaoxiao natural king 👑
I really want KallMeKris and Rebal D to make a collab. Kris gives us a compliment every video and Rebal gives us a beautiful insult:D
YES PLEASE
YES, YES GOD THAT'D BE AWESOME!
I love how bestie be roasting us while he doesn't have a couch 🤭
11:08 HELPP at the moment he said that an ad pop up and it cut the video like those edits lmaoooo 🤣🤣😭
You got the ad two?
I love how he just roasts us outta nowhere like -
The sound effect make it 10x funnier🤣🤣
So much😂
He moves metal machines, mountain and walls, it’s so obvious, he’s clearly an earth bender specialized in metal bend 😻
this is the funniest person ive ever seen. He isnt serious like every other person he just roasts us to make us laugh
3:29 babe no- ✋😭🦶
You will always be funny Rebal 😆😆🤣🤣 I just love you 😗😗😗alottttt
I CAN FINALLY HAVE MY WEEKLY LAUGH
0:37 I wasn’t ready for that 😂😂😂
Ewwww
i actually noticed him from other people's instagram accounts and ngl he is quite hot, but after this video, i can't unsee those filters😂
👀✨ the walls bending cuz hes so stronngggg he eventually make the walls bend over and fall in loveeee
Can we just take a moment apreciate how good bestie looks in that compression shirt? 😭❤
3:12 i can't with these sound effects 😭💀
People fall in love with Zhang but i fall in love with you Rebal D 😚😅😅😅
Some 😂❤
Samee
@@Northstarboysvspsome
Rebal doesn't need filters too. 😙
THE WAY REBAL MIMICKS AND ROASTS HIM ARE ON POINT💀
it's not filtered it's just his aura and gravity that pulls everything towards him and curves them🥺✨🔥(💀💀💀💀💀)
bro has his own gravitational pull
our natural king 🥰
Yas
😭
Rebal is SUCH A BABYGIRL ❤❤
This is the earliest I've been!!! Rebal always starts by insulting us but it's okay bestie I'm trying okay 😭😭😅😅❤❤
i love how he calls us bestie 😭❤
The way he accurately absolutely roast us, LIKE DAMN BESTIE
Damn my single ass could never
the fact that you have watch King Hotel is so amazing. I love that K-drama and i hope one day they make another season.
Man wants that Kim Dokja waist😂
LMAO😂😂
OMG YES
Your husband isssss
0:47 bros looking into my spaghetti💀
Like the guy is already hot af without the filters, like why
He's probably insecure about his waist proportions. Which just goes to show you can be as gorgeous on the outside as you want, but your self esteem wont actually improve until you do the work emotionally to grow your confidence.
Bestie is the only person who roasts me and I don't mind 😂😂😂😂😂
Bro got that 2019 edit roblox bod. He is sooo not lying at all, bestie
Man so strong he can move the earth itself and warp his body 😰
6:39 this is where i started getting the ick so bad 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 my eyes my brain dont deserve this s--t😭😭 i regret watching this but good roasting
OMG this is freaking HILARIOUS 😂😂 I can't 😭😭😭💀
looking down while insulting my fit is crazy because im still wearing pj pants😭
3:30 not the “are U lawst babY GURL” line againnnnn 🗿🗿🥲
Seriously this man doesn't need filters he needs his own planet......and I will would be his own moon but seriously, the ONLY thing that's missing is a smile...and ladies(and guys) that would melt our hearts. ❤
You are so funny Rebal, always makes me crack 😂 thank you for being you, doing your thing, spreading your good vibes! 😄
1:28 “breaking your back” Had to repeat it, if I was auditorily hallucinating what I heard 💀
5:18 ew stop the noises-😭💀
😭😭
you know you're obsessed when you laugh and clap at he same time with rebal
Yas😂😂😂
WE MISSED YOU BESTIEEEE
6:44 i am a minor, mister photoshop bl manhwa (did i spell that right?) ceo with glasses..
12:04 Normally flexing my arm
ykw Rebal as a bestie my standards are so high that only men and women who warp the walls can reach them so thank you for this never ending series of world changing, floor breaking, equipment wobbling douyin beauties.
12:11 😭
ALSO can we appreciate the amount of times we get roasted here 😀