The Legend of Hercules movie review

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  • My God...2014; What did we ever do to you!? Well, there's a new Hercules movie directed by the director of "Cutthroat Island". Jeremy reviews "The Legend of Hercules"!
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  • @vysakhc7851
    @vysakhc7851 7 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    This review never gets old.

  • @456americangirldoll
    @456americangirldoll 8 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    For some reason this is hands down one of my favorite reviews from JJ. He's just so hysterical about the movie 😂😂

    • @DarkPhoenixSaga
      @DarkPhoenixSaga 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah I agree.

    • @MagmAlex
      @MagmAlex 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I agree

    • @dariushcreates
      @dariushcreates 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      my favourite is this and also Transformers Age of Extinction review "shut up it's not gay!" "boom, boom, boom, boom!" also Batman and Robin review. He is without a doubt, the most energetic and entertaining review on yt. X'D

    • @nuntiuso7347
      @nuntiuso7347 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This and Gods of Egypt are two of his best negative reviews, imo.

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can only imagine what could've happened had he reviewed Brothers Grimsby

  • @TheAnnoyingVulture
    @TheAnnoyingVulture 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    A classic, still worthy to watch in 2022

    • @spawncampe
      @spawncampe 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As classic as Mortal Kombat Annihilation

    • @Theoneandonlyadammurphyryan
      @Theoneandonlyadammurphyryan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@spawncampethink he's talking about the review haha

    • @spawncampe
      @spawncampe 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Theoneandonlyadammurphyryanyeah I come back to this vid once every couple months to have a good laugh

    • @Theoneandonlyadammurphyryan
      @Theoneandonlyadammurphyryan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @spawncampe Yeah, I hadn't seen it in many years, and just 2 weeks ago, I remembered it existed this the loft mortal kombat annihilation and jack and Jill are my favourite movie reviews of his

  • @TyroneMagnus
    @TyroneMagnus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    1:39 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    • @brycerudge7170
      @brycerudge7170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a big fan of your channel, I’m proud to be the first reply to this comment!! Thanks for doing what you do that helps me keep my sanity, good sir 😊

  • @marisat.5103
    @marisat.5103 9 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    Jeremy's reviews of bad movies are always the funniest. xD

    • @tmxo01
      @tmxo01 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Not only that but it's funny to watch people like him to totally talk shit about bad movies

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tmxo01 especially films as bad as this one

    • @tonymata8070
      @tonymata8070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is one of my favorite reviews to watch again lol.

    • @artisticalex1206
      @artisticalex1206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree. I gotta admit this review and the Gods Of Egypt review is my favorite 😂😂

  • @Nassit-Gnuoy
    @Nassit-Gnuoy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    I don't think I'll ever get tired of this video.

    • @001100AAAEA
      @001100AAAEA 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I can agree with that

    • @ProsserMedia
      @ProsserMedia 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know right

    • @001100AAAEA
      @001100AAAEA 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I keep coming back!!!

    • @cuckoophendula8211
      @cuckoophendula8211 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Tissan Young
      I'm also so glad how easy it is to find on his channel page. It gives me a good reminder to watch this video every now and then well into 2015

    • @Crichjo32
      @Crichjo32 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Tissan Young Definitely one of his best!

  • @DaBeanieBaby
    @DaBeanieBaby 9 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    This is probably one of my favorite of your reviews because the ordering at Burger King part is just brilliant

    • @jmdogs97
      @jmdogs97 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Go to his Annabel review. That shit was so hilarious. Not going to spoil what he did but that was so funny

    • @trequor
      @trequor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's done that example before, for edward cullen on one of the twilight reviews i believe

  • @hunterjio419
    @hunterjio419 9 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    This review is LEGENDARY

  • @artisticalex1206
    @artisticalex1206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The scene where Jeremy reenacts the king's talking was hilarious 😂😂

  • @SSJavenger
    @SSJavenger 10 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    The Greeks in this movie were dressed as Romans. This sh*t wasn't even trying to be even remotely historically accurate.

    • @seanfish3852
      @seanfish3852 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ARTORIASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @lopson8683
      @lopson8683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, Hercules is his roman name so...

    • @LambertBowden56
      @LambertBowden56 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a fantasy movie... Who cares about that.

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LambertBowden56 Still doesn’t exclude this film from being terrible

  • @rodrilover17
    @rodrilover17 10 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Hercules was an awesome movie.......I'm talking about the Disney animated version

    • @willows6114
      @willows6114 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Rockerdude17 Lmao 😂

    • @kingartemiz2xxx786
      @kingartemiz2xxx786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Even though it is inaccurate and there are some major problems, yeah it is good.

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kingartemiz2xxx786 James Woods' Hades was what made the movie for me.

    • @LTJfan
      @LTJfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@somerandolad WHAAAAAT?!...okay, fine, fine. I'm cool, I'm fine

  • @Jakebicchieri
    @Jakebicchieri 9 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    I'LL TAKE A WHOPPER... WITH A LARGE ORDER OF FRIES...

    • @ps1tops4
      @ps1tops4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      ***** JUST GIVE ME A NUMBER 1 WITH A DIET PEPSI!

    • @de_showstep
      @de_showstep 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      A N1 WITH DIET PEPSI

    • @DanThaWolf
      @DanThaWolf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lol that whopper joker my favourite part

    • @devinmccreery8003
      @devinmccreery8003 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jake Bicchieri Acually, I'll have A double whopper with no tomato. I'll also have A large fry & A regular coke. :)

    • @randehmarshgames4608
      @randehmarshgames4608 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jake Ryan WITH A DIET PEPSI, NOT A REGULAR, BUT A DIET

  • @chrisokeeffe3895
    @chrisokeeffe3895 9 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    This was his number 1 worst. I had a feeling it would be his number 1 just from how hard i laughed the first time i watched this.

    • @JackHagar
      @JackHagar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah same, and I was not suprised at all

    • @jmdogs97
      @jmdogs97 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Go see his top 10 list. Trust me its that movie is the list

    • @cuckoophendula8211
      @cuckoophendula8211 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Exactly, and I waited almost 12 long months to hear him bash this movie again.

  • @NARCOTICjungle
    @NARCOTICjungle 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Jeremy reviewing a good movie: Great!
    Jermey reviewing a bad movie: Priceless!!

  • @jojobabayboo
    @jojobabayboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I came back to watch this seven years later and it's still hilarious. This is the funniest review on this channel.

    • @kodesh1674
      @kodesh1674 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even Riddley Scott’s gladiator that came out in 2000s was better than this

  • @edudkoeht1789
    @edudkoeht1789 10 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    When you punched yourself in slow motion I lost it man... I fricking lost it :D

    • @bamm86
      @bamm86 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      hahaha Every time he does that Bruce Lee punch, I fuckin *DIE!*

    • @olivierbufole1291
      @olivierbufole1291 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me too. This is his funniest review don't you agree?

  • @victorm152
    @victorm152 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    The impression of the king and the slo-mo jokes really got me

  • @NPC1921
    @NPC1921 9 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Watching him in 0.5 speed is fucking hysterical.

    • @de_showstep
      @de_showstep 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      too much acid

    • @de_showstep
      @de_showstep 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      also wach it at 2.0 speed

    • @ryanboehm8487
      @ryanboehm8487 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It makes him sound wasted lmao

    • @ThatLoganGuy
      @ThatLoganGuy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how do you do that? Nick Carlson

    • @Alijjose
      @Alijjose 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      He sounds high af

  • @Torguish
    @Torguish 10 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Everytime i have a bad day. I watch this review and suddenly my day brightens up compared to the movie.
    Thanks Jeremy!

    • @Torguish
      @Torguish 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Today is that day again. Thank you. :3

    • @luckyDancer100
      @luckyDancer100 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I usually just watch his angry Burger King order and I’m happy again lmao

  • @jackrose4130
    @jackrose4130 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Unlike the movie, this review is lengendary!

  • @MasterCharlie104
    @MasterCharlie104 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    2:52 Oh God! Kudos to you Jeremy! That bit kills me every time! XD

  • @MariaVosa
    @MariaVosa 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    These movies exist for 2 reasons:
    1. To remind us that so many people contribute to actually make good movies (cinematography, camera, editing, casting, costume etc)
    2. To give us Jeremy reviews where he just rains down the wrath of heaven! Because it's so funny!!!
    Loved seeing Kung Fu Jeremy in action again!

    • @kodesh1674
      @kodesh1674 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How did Scott Adkins agree to this movie 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrTARDIS
    @MrTARDIS 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The UK has a great January movie line-up because they don't release the Oscar-movies here until Jan/Feb. 12 Years a Slave, the Wolf of Wall Street and Lone Survivor aren't even released here yet.

    • @axel151
      @axel151 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      My cinema had an advanced screening of 12 Years a Slave on Tuesday.. it's pretty amazing.

  • @20003771
    @20003771 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    We need to thank Jeremy for suffering so much to get us reviews

    • @ps1tops4
      @ps1tops4 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have seen bad movies too and you don't hear me whining about it, this dude is too damn sensitive

    • @ps1tops4
      @ps1tops4 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** I am not causing problems, and it seems like he liked casino royale while I thought it was terrible and that has nothing to do with this video

    • @ps1tops4
      @ps1tops4 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** ok ok... Let's not start a comment war

    • @ps1tops4
      @ps1tops4 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** alright then, it turns out he isn't whiney when he reviews bad movies, I just watched his review on jack and Jill and that movie's ratings are worse than the legend of Hercules and he kept it cool when he reviewed it.

    • @leonGarciaification
      @leonGarciaification 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RagingGumballMachine casino royale is one of the best james bond to date
      do some research

  • @KazeAizen
    @KazeAizen 10 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    So the best version of Hercules is still the 90s Disney movie?

  • @FlyBoyKhi
    @FlyBoyKhi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This might just be the funniest review I've seen from you. Now I HAVE to see this movie lmao.

  • @borntosurvey4919
    @borntosurvey4919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I saw this review in 2014 and it is still one of my favorites.

  • @KanesTheName
    @KanesTheName 10 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The only good thing to come from all these awful movies: they make for Jeremy's BEST reviews!

  • @romas1995
    @romas1995 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I am greek and an aspiring filmmaker. I will make my life's goal to make a badass, historically accurate, well acted, well directed, well produced greek mythology based movie. I may die trying but i will do it.

    • @korniliosjs
      @korniliosjs 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ασε ρε που θα πεθανεις κανοντας ταινια

    • @romas1995
      @romas1995 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      η τεχνη θελει θυσιες. art requires sacrifice.

    • @manev7483
      @manev7483 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good luck

  • @biizv
    @biizv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That slow mo skit made me laugh soooo hard. The way he screamed after punching himself was just perfect.

  • @LoydHuhn
    @LoydHuhn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jeremy Jahns: Taking box office grenades so we don't have to. You're doin' God's work there. Great review.

  • @D13MONstudios
    @D13MONstudios 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The slow motion punch was epic! I'm still laughing!

    • @ptl647
      @ptl647 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeaaaahhhh!!! so funny

  • @GeahkBurchill
    @GeahkBurchill 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    January is the 'Monday' of the year.

  • @TheRealMechanix
    @TheRealMechanix 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Fun fact: Around the time the trailer was released they changed the name from Hercules: The Legend Begins to The Legend Of Hercules because they knew it was going to flop and there'd never be a sequel.

  • @justinallen5166
    @justinallen5166 9 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    who else is just scrolling through these comments looking for someone who likes this movie?

    • @g1015m
      @g1015m 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Justin Allen this is a drinking game movie, every time something unintentionally funny or stupid happens, take a shot.

    • @devinmccreery8003
      @devinmccreery8003 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Justin Allen Me.

    • @BlessingRose
      @BlessingRose 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Justin Allen Lol right? XD

    • @g1015m
      @g1015m 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      that will make whoever watches this feel better

    • @LuizAntonio-zs7ko
      @LuizAntonio-zs7ko 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      There's always that one guy.

  • @bamm86
    @bamm86 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    He ain't lyin'. This movie was worse than dogshit. It was actually so much worse than what I expected. Thank GOD I saw it at a drive-in double feature for 7 bucks. If I actually spent real movie ticket money on this, I would've been pissssssed. Some of the fake backdrops literally and no exaggeration actually looked like something out of an old 1970's tv show. I couldn't believe my eyes.

  • @NitkowskiPictures
    @NitkowskiPictures 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I completely agree with you, Jeremy. I had the misfortune to have just gotten home from seeing this movie... and you're right. This movie is bad. Everyone heed my warning as well as Jeremy's, do NOT see this movie!!! It SUCKS!!!!

  • @drsusredfish
    @drsusredfish 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Jeremy should cameo with the cinema sins guys.

  • @rachelcuevasg
    @rachelcuevasg 10 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I just hate it how they're trying to make every Greek mythology adaptation look like 300 and Troy.

    • @Apostol407
      @Apostol407 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Don't remind me of Troy. That is just a spit to the face to every lover of Greek mythology and Homeric scholar.

    • @temnetalks3219
      @temnetalks3219 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THANK U!!!! See she got it...u got it

    • @starhunter9085
      @starhunter9085 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Apostol407 Yeah, that movie wasn't good. 👎

    • @starhunter9085
      @starhunter9085 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rachel Cuevas G. Funny thing is that 300 wasn't a myth. It was a true story.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      300. A movie based on a comic, based on a movie, based on a real live event.
      However the Spartans did wear body armor and the Immortals weren't Orcs.

  • @Nightlightknight
    @Nightlightknight 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    In spite of Jeremy's spot on panning of this travesty, I foolishly went to see it, may the Gods forgive my blasphemy :(

  • @silver_fang5552
    @silver_fang5552 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I saw this movie on the 10th, forgetting to check to see if you reviewed this: that was my first mistake. Throughout the movie, I kept whispering to my dad "I'm sorry..." (I now owe him 25 bucks; yes, we saw the 3D version).
    Funniest part, at the end of the movie, people were clapping, and my dad and I were booing and he said the greatest line that I will quote forever: "What movie were they watching!? This is crap!" -My father, 1/10/13

    • @markkent927
      @markkent927 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe they were clapping because it was over or something

  • @meltedseb
    @meltedseb 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:39 best thing ever!

  • @FreeSudani
    @FreeSudani 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Production Budget: $70 million....... Worldwide Earning : $ 20 million .........i feel sorry for whoever financed this shit ..

    • @EightThreeEight
      @EightThreeEight 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      $70 million...For this?
      WHAT?!!!

    • @razaqmzale890
      @razaqmzale890 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      MajorLeagueGamer838 My brother was an aspiring filmmaker working with sandwich budgets. He choked on his coffee and died after I revealed to him the budget of this film.

    • @renoloverxoxo
      @renoloverxoxo 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's apparently *not* the biggest bomb ever.

    • @johnathonhaney8291
      @johnathonhaney8291 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't...there's a phrase about a fool and his money that applies here.

    • @barbiquearea
      @barbiquearea 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My guess is Jeremy's predictions are right about the producers only using about $500 of that money and embezzling the rest.

  • @nixonhendrix2852
    @nixonhendrix2852 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    when Jeremy punched Jeremy in the face, i almost spit my food into the screen

  • @BabylonTerminator1
    @BabylonTerminator1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I wonder how many people are going to walk into a Burger King and order the way you just did Jeremy haha

  • @burnoutjunkie42
    @burnoutjunkie42 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Fucking lost it when I heard his Burger King joke. Good god, I cannot wait till this movie is online cause I am watching this shit as soon as possible

  • @shintaroReview
    @shintaroReview 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Thank you for sharing. Seems there's no need to waste the money.

  • @TheHannahcast
    @TheHannahcast 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    When you were talking about how the king would order burger king, I realized that he LOOKS like the burger king himself.

    • @williamsvpro
      @williamsvpro 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Though the burger king still manages to look more creepy.

  • @UPlayNetwork
    @UPlayNetwork 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I couldn't even finish watching the trailer, no way i will see this horrible shit they call a movie

    • @hudsonhopeartcollective
      @hudsonhopeartcollective 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree, despite the fact that, like you, I haven't seen it...

    • @ethanmueller8218
      @ethanmueller8218 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s how you know a movie is a new kind of terrible

  • @teheyepatch
    @teheyepatch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Now I'm imagining how hilarious it would be to have Jeremy's impression of the king as my ringtone XD

    • @bigbruno2232
      @bigbruno2232 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      IM NOT HERE RIGHT NOW ... LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP !!!!

  • @LorcantheHedgehog
    @LorcantheHedgehog 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    2:53 to 3:10 BEST PART!!!

    • @lolwatchthis6039
      @lolwatchthis6039 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'LL TAKE A WHOPPER, WITH A LARGE ORDER OF FRIES, AND A DIET PEPSI!!! NOT A REGULAR, BUT DIET!!!JUST GIVE ME A NUMBER ONE, WITH A DIET PEPSI!!!

    • @LorcantheHedgehog
      @LorcantheHedgehog 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PinkMafia XD

    • @SofeaAmizi
      @SofeaAmizi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My gut hurts from how hard I'm laughing xDD

    • @jltlegend
      @jltlegend 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      funny shit lol

  • @lolpauve
    @lolpauve 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The main actor has appeared in Twilight
    that is all you really need to know

  • @Rob749s
    @Rob749s 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The worst part of this movie is that it keeps coming up as relevant in my Hercules Thracian wars searches. From what I saw in the trailers, they also seemed to confuse Greece with Rome.

  • @tonymata8070
    @tonymata8070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This part at 2:53 is why I love Jeremy Jahns lol.

  • @ShinbrigTV
    @ShinbrigTV 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    My dad almost rented this movie at Redbox until I stopped him!

    • @FracFern32
      @FracFern32 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You just saved your family from watching this shit.

    • @coolmeransom
      @coolmeransom 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahaha I stopped my dad from renting it too!!

  • @FireofGia111
    @FireofGia111 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:39 I can't breathe! Oh my goodness!

  • @christopherwaldrep5589
    @christopherwaldrep5589 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    almost died of laughter at his slow motion imitation and imitation of the guy with the beard ordering from burger kong

  • @Born2kill2891
    @Born2kill2891 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hahahaha I couldn't stop laughing at your Burger King skit, "Not regular Pepsi, Diet Pepsi!!!" Hahahaha that was perfect

  • @Duma945
    @Duma945 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    LOL I'm watching this a month later and still laugh so much!

  • @TCinePhreak
    @TCinePhreak 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The story of Persephone is a personal favorite of mine. In the original tale, she wandered down to the land of the dead, because she wanted to ease the screams of despair she heard from down below and personally, I think that could lend itself to a very interesting adaptation if put in the right hands.

  • @bearlyhardley
    @bearlyhardley 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This was his funniest review by far!

  • @xxxHDP74xxx
    @xxxHDP74xxx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Well whataya know we already have one of the top 10 worst movies of 2014.

    • @Keynine326
      @Keynine326 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      more like number one,

  • @freack3333
    @freack3333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Every time i need a good laugh, i watch this review. Cracks me up again and again.

  • @TheTsugnawmi2010
    @TheTsugnawmi2010 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This will be Jeremy's worst movie of 2014 when all is set and done in December...And we're only NINE DAYS IN!!

    • @Mykedigz1
      @Mykedigz1 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be the 2nd time that happened. I'm pretty sure Legion was his worst of 2010. And that came out in early January as well.

    • @kseni_vely
      @kseni_vely 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mykedigz1 Legion was terrible... u.u' couldn't even finish to watch that one.

    • @Mykedigz1
      @Mykedigz1 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kseniya Velykoshych 100% agree. Legion was awful. I sat in the theater staring at the screen in disbelief that turd got released. I wasn't commenting on how bad it was. I was just saying it was one of his earliest reviews of 2010 & ended up being his worst film of the year. =)

  • @Alazerith
    @Alazerith 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    January doesn't hate us. It's giving us the movie "Her". The best movie to come out in a while. It's brilliant.

  • @09spidy
    @09spidy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The acting in this video is way better than the acting in the movie.

  • @Bain0o
    @Bain0o 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Im watching this just for the scene with the spear.

  • @PatrickCarrollFilms
    @PatrickCarrollFilms 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    January does give us bad movies but good Jeremy reviews!

  • @Radman1889
    @Radman1889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So...
    Did he ever get his #1 with a diet Pepsi?

    • @SavageP.9000
      @SavageP.9000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No. He was kicked out because of his yelling.

  • @bouchandre
    @bouchandre 10 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I'm pretty sure this is gonna be number 1 on Jeremy's top 10 worst movie list for 2014.

    • @Tylericous
      @Tylericous 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If only there was Jack and Jill 2.

    • @lolwatchthis6039
      @lolwatchthis6039 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This movie looks worst than After Earth, and thats saying a lot because they're both bad movies. By the way, After Earths CGI looks better than this Hercules movie.

    • @ps1tops4
      @ps1tops4 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know, I was just thinking of that as well. Just one more month until Jeremy posts his top 10 worst movies of 2014.

    • @kelvinarnold5458
      @kelvinarnold5458 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      RagingGumballMachine Transformer Age Of Extinction took the spot for number 1 worst movie of 2014. That or w
      We'll get a caught of guard with something lol

    • @dfm6868
      @dfm6868 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

  • @Flaris
    @Flaris 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ironically I'd probably go with the original live-action Hercules TV series. That or Xena, she was pretty awesome.

  • @JWUniverse
    @JWUniverse 10 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This movie can go FUCK OFF! Awesome Review Jeremy.

    • @TevyaSmolka
      @TevyaSmolka 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      agreed

    • @BaalBlade
      @BaalBlade 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's and embarrassment not just to Roman Mythology but also Greek Mythology

    • @jackvandyke294
      @jackvandyke294 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      baal blade and in greek its Heracles witch means champion of hera

    • @Susie08
      @Susie08 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      jack vandyke then the Romans adapted it to their own mythology

    • @jackvandyke294
      @jackvandyke294 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea and the greeks are roman

  • @gingervampireFTW
    @gingervampireFTW 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The visual effects of The Ten Commandments looked better than this. Yeah, I think a movie made in 1956 (albeit a really good movie) has better special effects than a movie made in 2014.

    • @Blossomadorable
      @Blossomadorable 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Try, "A Trip to the Moon" from 1902. THAT had better special effects than this!

    • @generalhorse493
      @generalhorse493 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ian Sterner what about the haunting remake? did that have better special effects?

  • @excrementcranium
    @excrementcranium 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    His fuckin face when he punches himself gets me still to this day! Hahaha

  • @jmn194
    @jmn194 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My favourite Jeremy Jahns review. The impersonation of the king gets me every time.

  • @Singgen
    @Singgen 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hercules of course. Best ever ancient Hero I have read about. Anyway. Who cares. Pretty much soon is coming out new movie about Hecules with Dwayne Johnson. And it's gonna rock.

  • @enby_kensei
    @enby_kensei 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Well...here's to hoping that the new movie with Dwayne Johnson will be a million times better...or at least watchable. *raises a glass*

    • @ericsmusic5927
      @ericsmusic5927 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shut your mouth and know your role

    • @enby_kensei
      @enby_kensei 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bishop Eric ...what?

    • @nawakotchayanand7183
      @nawakotchayanand7183 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's what The Rock said when he was still wrestling

    • @enby_kensei
      @enby_kensei 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nawakot Chayanand Oh.

    • @ericsmusic5927
      @ericsmusic5927 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nawakot Chayanand shut your mouth and know your role

  • @spidavenom4
    @spidavenom4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I watch this review every few months just to get a good laugh

  • @Spinosaurus1231
    @Spinosaurus1231 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Forgive JeremyJahns for I have sinned. I saw this review and I went to see the movie anyway. It was truly as bad as you said. I shall whip the back of my youtube persona in penance. *Whips back*

    • @seanhine1851
      @seanhine1851 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      To be fair I now want to see it just to see how bad it really is :P

    • @ThudMcFatass
      @ThudMcFatass 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      thing is, why did you went out and saw the movie when jahns had said its bad?

    • @Spinosaurus1231
      @Spinosaurus1231 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sore loser who spends huge amounts of his time posting comments on TH-cam. Because I thought, "I have to see this travesty, to see how bad it is".

  • @Ash-op2ql
    @Ash-op2ql 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    its awesome how i can usually tell by the thumbnail of your face how you felt about the movie.

  • @waterblonk
    @waterblonk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    It sounds like a rippoff of Gladiator

    • @DanteSparda-wo7ls
      @DanteSparda-wo7ls 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And 300

    • @TheAlmightyLoli
      @TheAlmightyLoli 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +waterblonk
      It is exactly what you think, and it still somehow ends up worse than expected.

    • @captainjakemerica4579
      @captainjakemerica4579 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +waterblonk That is bad when a great movie like Gladiator gets ripped off

    • @starhunter9085
      @starhunter9085 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      SupaCoolGMan 1 And Spartacus.

    • @starhunter9085
      @starhunter9085 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      waterblonk Cuz it is

  • @rickonami
    @rickonami 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I watched this video twice ... Best review ever !!

    • @detectiverin
      @detectiverin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I watched the burger king and slow-mo about 5 times :P

  • @nicodimus2222
    @nicodimus2222 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This the best review Jeremy has ever done.

  • @bloempie123
    @bloempie123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I always come back to this review. It's just so funny. 😂

  • @ImFieldyy
    @ImFieldyy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    We now know this is gonna rank high on Jeremy's worst of 2014

  • @Nerd1090
    @Nerd1090 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:48 This is why Jeremy is better than any "critic"

  • @JamesBond-dv6jn
    @JamesBond-dv6jn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am dying of laughter at the villain impression at 2:53. Incredible,

  • @Nosensefornonsense
    @Nosensefornonsense 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Best movie review I have ever seen!!!

    • @ickeyViki
      @ickeyViki 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agree LOL .......i haven't watch the movie.........but the trailer was mehhh :)

  • @tornadeau6199
    @tornadeau6199 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    REVIEW THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY AND LONE SURVIVOR

  • @StatexAlchemistxXx
    @StatexAlchemistxXx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OK I've seen a couple of your reviews but this one is by far my favorite. I was laughing my ass off the entire time. Keep up the amazing work dude.

  • @MyNdFrEaK420
    @MyNdFrEaK420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Still one of my favorite Jahns reviews 😅

  • @MrTelboy
    @MrTelboy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I think we have our number 1 worst movie of 2014 already decided.

  • @danielgonzales7924
    @danielgonzales7924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Re-watching this review for the fiftieth time in 2021!
    So rewatchable!

  • @AhhJenkins
    @AhhJenkins 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ever since I saw the trailer for this shitty movie, I was just thinking that I can not wait to see Jeremy's review on this. Thank you Jermey for making me feel good today

  • @RickyChops
    @RickyChops 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That slow mo punch was awesome. LMFAO

  • @vandangerousinc7001
    @vandangerousinc7001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I know it wasn't a perfect movie either, but I'm glad I saw Dwayne Johnson's version instead.

    • @EightThreeEight
      @EightThreeEight 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Still blows this one out of the water.

    • @bigbruno2232
      @bigbruno2232 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That Hercules is like Ben hur compared to his laughable piece of swinging dogshit.

    • @PolymurExcel
      @PolymurExcel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just to make sure, we are talking about the original Ben Hur right? Not the....other one.

    • @bigbruno2232
      @bigbruno2232 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course the 1959 version.

  • @spidavenom4
    @spidavenom4 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is probably your most epic review ever.

  • @IveGotToast
    @IveGotToast 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Everyone needs to understand that movies have changed. The thing about trying to come out with any fantasy, or mythology, or any sort of movie that revolves around people fighting with swords is only going to leave the crowd thinking one thing. "Game Of Thrones is better than this."

    • @HolyMackerel490
      @HolyMackerel490 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think that's true. It's never impossible for people to make a fantasy thats as good or even better than the previous standard for fantasy. People said the same thing about Lord of the Rings, how it couldn't be topped, until Game of Thrones came out. This movie has no excuse for being dogshit.

  • @Rucker1980
    @Rucker1980 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lmao! This is the best review ever. I was trying to soak that in, but your blank stare was killing me!!

  • @SudinJoseph
    @SudinJoseph 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    lol that epic self punch....