3.5 Hours of Heavenly Catgirl ASMR To Put You To Sleep

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  • @PoffleASMR
    @PoffleASMR  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Hoi Sleepybeans! I hope you enjoy the mega Sleep marathon video for July! I even put chapters in this one so you can find a certain part if you wish (but you should 100% just watch the whole thing ) Sleep well goobers & don't forget to check out my links and stuff in the description! (Also like and comment )

  • @samcnut
    @samcnut 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    3.5 HOURS!! Poffle continues to treat us like good sleepybeans :3

    • @PoffleASMR
      @PoffleASMR  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Hecc yeah Sam! get some real good sleep

  • @Sam_arsa
    @Sam_arsa 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    That's it i'm sleeping myself tonight, thanks poff

    • @PoffleASMR
      @PoffleASMR  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Have a really good sleep Sam!

    • @kamakiriisabean7059
      @kamakiriisabean7059 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⚡⚡You should sleep yourself NOW!!!!!!⚡⚡

  • @RoroHano
    @RoroHano 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Im listening to this for the whole day 😊

    • @PoffleASMR
      @PoffleASMR  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Hecc yeah Roro, sounds like a comfy day

  • @flumffdragon
    @flumffdragon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This video is perfect!! I've always loved the smooches from your asmr, but have always hated how when I'm playing games I have to keep selecting the next video. Now I can just play this one and forget about it!! Amazing asmr as always Poffle :3

  • @InFrozenFields
    @InFrozenFields 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Keeping this on repeat so i can sleep for 1 billion years, thanks

    • @PoffleASMR
      @PoffleASMR  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yw Frozen sleep well!

  • @Noct_
    @Noct_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Oh my god, another long video? You've really outdone yourself. I know because I've already watched the whole thing at 50x speed.

    • @PoffleASMR
      @PoffleASMR  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah! I'm gunna make these a monthly thing, I think it's a really good way to package up all of the last months content into a good sleeping length vid

  • @Fasteroid
    @Fasteroid 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is the first time ear blowing has made my ears feel warm in so long... I forgot how weird (and nice!) that kind of close ASMR feels. Thank you Poffle!

  • @GreenTea-vy3fj
    @GreenTea-vy3fj 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I slept all the way to about 3:20:30 there were some metallic sounds
    Poffle I definitely appreciate you, my sleep has never been this good. It was pure bliss, you’re a slice of heaven

  • @uwust
    @uwust 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i prepared myself for this, even did my bed AAAAAA

    • @PoffleASMR
      @PoffleASMR  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Haha Wust you are sleepmaxxin fr tonight

    • @uwust
      @uwust 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@PoffleASMR put it on loop to see if day skipping is dooable with new sleepmaxing build :EZ:

  • @ShadowWolf1399
    @ShadowWolf1399 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Honestly, I CANNOT tell if this is a Vtuber model or a very precisely planned and amazingly animated character. It's SO PERFECT

    • @PoffleASMR
      @PoffleASMR  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @user-dg7jd9jj3u haha this is my vtuber model, I stream pretty regularly, I wish I could animate this well

    • @ShadowWolf1399
      @ShadowWolf1399 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well it's amazing and perfectly tracking every movement. Easily my favorite Vtuber

    • @ShadowWolf1399
      @ShadowWolf1399 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@PoffleASMR also you make amazing ASMR

  • @skyhappy3339
    @skyhappy3339 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    soon enough we'll evolve to 12 hours, maybe one day, maybe one day.
    edit: WE MUST ACHIEVE 100K SUBS (I'm going to specifically remember this comment for when the time comes)

    • @PoffleASMR
      @PoffleASMR  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      100k sub special will be 100hrs of poffle asmr I promise

    • @stonethemason12
      @stonethemason12 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@PoffleASMR that'd be a world record possibly...how hard could it be...

    • @Pkhemi
      @Pkhemi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You know what we have to do now lads

  • @QuantumPurple
    @QuantumPurple 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Genuinely so sleepy, thank you for the video it was perfect 🙏💤

    • @PoffleASMR
      @PoffleASMR  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Glad you like it Purple! hope the tingles are good

  • @yoijoe13
    @yoijoe13 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i hope your as comfy as we are with these videos thank u agen

  • @TrulyScottish
    @TrulyScottish 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Nice, a collection of tingles. A lot of tingles, lol. Thanks for the upload as always! Very much appreciated. Cheers! ❤🍻

    • @PoffleASMR
      @PoffleASMR  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I hope you get some really good sleep from it Scottish!

  • @Gordan-Freeman1
    @Gordan-Freeman1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks to you I know have the reason to sleep while watching asmr your a good TH-camr/streamer if you do so keep up the great work

  • @korion1569
    @korion1569 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This will be the second time i use this for sleep so here we go again... 😌😴

  • @Twilight98
    @Twilight98 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Our ears have been blessed! Thank you!

  • @Loganzombieboy
    @Loganzombieboy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I didn't sleep last night, now I have a good reason to sleep tonight.

  • @celesymmetry8629
    @celesymmetry8629 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

    • @PoffleASMR
      @PoffleASMR  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Woah no way????

    • @biglemonyman5956
      @biglemonyman5956 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      *loud buzzer noise*

    • @aroohwahoou
      @aroohwahoou 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Its wings are too small to get
      its fat little body off the ground.

    • @macgeek2004
      @macgeek2004 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      **SIGH**
      Bees wings don’t work via the “normal laws of aviation”. NO INSECT WINGS DO. *BUGS AREN’T BIRDS.*
      Birds (and man-made aircraft’s) wings work via Bernoulli’s principle. The top of a wing is curved, forcing air to move faster against it, lowering air pressure only above the wing, creating lift from below.
      Bugs, OTOH, are so small they don’t need this. At their size scale, air (to them) feels more like liquids do to us. Bees don’t _fly_ through the air; they effectively *swim* through it. Their wings just beat enough air downwards that it produces just enough thrust to lift them up.
      So yeah, bees ARE impossible via “the normal Laws of aviation.” That’s why _those_ aren’t the laws which govern how bees fly. ;D

    • @dakodalacey3632
      @dakodalacey3632 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤓

  • @crazyguy4209
    @crazyguy4209 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Finaly, something i can LIVE to!

    • @PoffleASMR
      @PoffleASMR  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      haha I hope you enjoy it Crazy!

  • @Javvvv_76
    @Javvvv_76 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    With this asmr if I even have time to sleep well, thank you very much ❤

  • @mr.inkwell4782
    @mr.inkwell4782 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3 hours !!! 😱
    Ohhh imma sleepy good 😊

    • @PoffleASMR
      @PoffleASMR  3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hope you have a really good sleep Inkwell!

  • @DANNY-gq9si
    @DANNY-gq9si 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    ADAM: Come on! All the good jobs will be gone. BARRY: Yeah, right. JOB LISTER: Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... BEE IN FRONT OF LINE: - Is it still available? JOB LISTER: - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Congratulations! Step to the side. ADAM: - What'd you get? BEE IN FRONT OF LINE: - Picking crud out. Stellar! (He walks away) ADAM: Wow! JOB LISTER: Couple of newbies? ADAM: Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! JOB LISTER: Make your choice. (Adam and Barry look up at the job board. There are hundreds of constantly changing panels that contain available or unavailable jobs. It looks very confusing) ADAM: - You want to go first? BARRY: - No, you go. ADAM: Oh, my. What's available? JOB LISTER: Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. ADAM: - Any chance of getting the Krelman? JOB LISTER: - Sure, you're on. (Puts the Krelman finger-hat on Adam's head) (Suddenly the sign for Krelman closes out) I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. (Takes Adam's hat off) Wax monkey's always open. ADAM: The Krelman opened up again. What happened? JOB LISTER: A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! ADAM: Oh, this is so hard! (Barry remembers what the Pollen Jock offered him and he flies off) Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? (Adam turns around and sees Barry flying away) Barry! POLLEN JOCK: All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... ADAM: (Through phone) What happened to you? Where are you? BARRY: - I'm going out. ADAM: - Out? Out where? BARRY: - Out there. ADAM: - Oh, no! BARRY: I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. ADAM: You're gonna die! You're crazy! (Barry hangs up) Hello? POLLEN JOCK #2: Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. BARRY: Hey, guys. POLLEN JOCK #1 == - Look at that. POLLEN JOCK #2: - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? LOU LO DUVA: Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. POLLEN JOCK #1: It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. (Puts hand on Barry's shoulder) LOU LO DUVA: (To Barry) Really? Feeling lucky, are you? BEE WITH CLIPBOARD: (To Barry) Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. LOU LO DUVA: - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! BARRY: - That's awful. LOU LO DUVA: (Still talking through megaphone) - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! POLLEN JOCKS: (The Pollen Jocks run into formation) Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! LOU LU DUVA: Black and yellow! POLLEN JOCKS: Hello! POLLEN JOCK #1: (To Barry)You ready for this, hot shot? BARRY: Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. POLLEN JOCK's: Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. BARRY: Scared out of my shorts, check. LOU LO DUVA: OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! (The pollen jocks fly out of the hive) BARRY: Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! (Barry flies through the kite) Wow! Flowers! (A pollen jock puts on some high tech goggles that shows flowers similar to heat sink goggles.) POLLEN JOCK: This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! POLLEN JOCK #1: 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. (The pollen jock fires a high-tech gun at the flower, shooting tubes that suck up the nectar from the flower and collects it into a pouch on the gun) BARRY: That is one nectar collector! POLLEN JOCK #1== - Ever see pollination up close? BARRY: - No, sir. POLLEN JOCK #1: (Barry and the Pollen jock fly over the field, the pollen jock sprinkles pollen as he goes) I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. BARRY: That's amazing. Why do we do that? POLLEN JOCK #1: That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. BARRY: Cool. POLLEN JOCK #1: I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. could be daisies. Don't we need those? POLLEN JOCK #2: Copy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. POLLEN JOCK #1: Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? POLLEN JOCK #2: Affirmative. (The Pollen jocks land near the "flowers" which, to the audience are obviously just tennis balls) KEN: (In the distance) That was on the line! POLLEN JOCK #1: This is the coolest. What is it? POLLEN JOCK #2: I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. POLLEN JOCK #1: Yeah, fuzzy. (Sticks his hand on the ball but it gets stuck) POLLEN JOCK #3== Chemical-y. (The pollen jock finally gets his hand free from the tennis ball) POLLEN JOCK #1: Careful, guys. It's a little grabby. (The pollen jocks turn around and see Barry lying his entire body on top of one of the tennis balls) POLLEN JOCK #2: My sweet lord of bees! POLLEN JOCK #3: Candy-brain, get off there! POLLEN JOCK #1: (Pointing upwards) Problem! (A human hand reaches down and grabs the tennis ball that Barry is stuck to) BARRY: - Guys! POLLEN JOCK #2: - This could be bad. POLLEN JOCK #3: Affirmative. (Vanessa Bloome starts bouncing the tennis ball, not knowing Barry is stick to it) BARRY== Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. (Barry is being hit back and forth by two humans playing tennis. He is still stuck to the ball) POLLEN JOCK #1: You are way out of position, rookie! KEN: Coming in at you like a MISSILE! (Barry flies past the pollen jocks, still stuck to the ball) BARRY: (In slow motion) Help me! POLLEN JOCK #2: I don't think these are flowers. POLLEN JOCK #3: - Should we tell him? POLLEN JOCK #1: - I think he knows. BARRY: What is this?! KEN: Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to EAT IT! (A pollen jock coughs which confused Ken and he hits the ball the wrong way with Barry stuck to it and it goes flying into the city) BARRY: Yowser! (Barry bounces around town and gets stuck in the engine of a car. He flies into the air conditioner and sees a bug that was frozen in there) BARRY: Ew, gross. (The man driving the car turns on the air conditioner which blows Barry into the car) GIRL IN CAR: There's a bee in the car! - Do something! DAD DRIVING CAR: - I'm driving! BABY GIRL: (Waving at Barry) - Hi, bee. (Barry smiles and waves at the baby girl) GUY IN BACK OF CAR: - He's back here! He's going to sting me! GIRL IN CAR: Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! (Barry freezes as well, hovering in the middle of the car) GRANDMA IN CAR== He blinked! (The grandma whips out some bee-spray and sprays everywhere in the car, climbing into the front seat, still trying to spray Barry) GIRL IN CAR: Spray him, Granny! DAD DRIVING THE CAR: What are you doing?! (Barry escapes the car through the air conditioner and is flying high above the ground, safe.) BARRY: Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. (Barry sees that storm clouds are gathering and he can see rain clouds moving into this direction) I gotta get home. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. (A rain drop hits Barry and one of his wings is damaged) Can't fly in rain. (A second rain drop hits Barry again and he spirals downwards) Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! (WW2 plane sound effects are played as he plummets, and he crash-lands on a plant inside an apartment near the window) VANESSA BLOOME: Ken, could you close the window please? KEN== Hey, check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? (Folds brochure resume out) Folds out. (Ken closes the window, trapping Barry inside) BARRY: Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. (Barry tries to fly away but smashes into the window and falls again) What was that? (Barry keeps trying to fly out the window but he keeps being knocked back because the window is closed) Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! (Barry taps the glass. He doesn't understand what it is) That is diabolical. KEN: It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. ANDY: What's number one? Star Wars? KEN: Nah, I don't go for that... (Ken makes finger guns and makes "pew pew pew" sounds and then stops) ...kind of stuff. BARRY: No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. KEN: When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. BARRY: (Looking at the light on the ceiling) There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. (Starts flying towards the lightbulb) I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. (Barry hits the lightbulb and falls into the dip on the table that the humans are sitting at) KEN: I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. (Andy dips a chip into the bowl and scoops up some dip with Barry on it and is about to put it in his mouth) Wait! Stop! Bee! (Andy drops the chip with Barry in fear and backs away. All the humans freak out) Stand back. These are winter boots. (Ken has winter boots on his hands and he is about to smash the bee but Vanessa saves him last second) VANESSA: Wait! Don't kill him! (Vanessa puts Barry in a glass to protect him) KEN: You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! VANESSA: Why does his life have less value than yours?

    • @PoffleASMR
      @PoffleASMR  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lmao I love this

  • @Eeveeolite655
    @Eeveeolite655 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    We sleeping for eternity with this one boys!!

  • @LadyCorvia
    @LadyCorvia 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh wow, now thats a heck of a video right there! This will be a great "i dunno what to fall asleep to lets just click this one" video xD

  • @arnnaumola1361
    @arnnaumola1361 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love this ❤

  • @Pkhemi
    @Pkhemi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I'm playing a moon druid"
    My nerdy D&D ass: If you think they're fun in BG3 you should pley em in a D&D campaign

  • @Tapp.dergon
    @Tapp.dergon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is just what my doctor ordered 😊

    • @PoffleASMR
      @PoffleASMR  3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Very based doctor Enjoy the tingles Tapp!

  • @lastghost5053
    @lastghost5053 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Biiig treat from poffle

  • @DANNY-gq9si
    @DANNY-gq9si 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    we sleepmaxxing with this one

    • @PoffleASMR
      @PoffleASMR  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The biggest sleepmaxx known to mankind

  • @CrushCSoda
    @CrushCSoda 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Heck yeah

    • @PoffleASMR
      @PoffleASMR  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hope you enjoy it Craemsoda!

  • @Local-rock-thrower
    @Local-rock-thrower 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    8:38:22 is my favorite

    • @PoffleASMR
      @PoffleASMR  3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wait a second

  • @Wesed35
    @Wesed35 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This goober cat is cute, I think.

  • @thebmachine3125
    @thebmachine3125 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    49:58 I had to do a double take... because I was, in fact, playing Runescape while listening...

    • @PoffleASMR
      @PoffleASMR  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      haha which one os or rs3? I hope the tingles are good too Machine!

    • @thebmachine3125
      @thebmachine3125 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@PoffleASMR rs3 xD excellent background noise while training runecrafting 😁

  • @llewelynbendtsen5190
    @llewelynbendtsen5190 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Listen Poffle, don't panic, but... there is a duck on your head.

  • @yourasmrbf
    @yourasmrbf 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    49:55 I was called out.

  • @kuledud50
    @kuledud50 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:23:57 what was that for 😂😂

  • @StardustOwO
    @StardustOwO 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I keep thinking your duck friend is an 🍳

  • @Ratticus_Radley
    @Ratticus_Radley 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The most beautiful Cat girl is back 1 day ago 😂 soz I'm late

    • @PoffleASMR
      @PoffleASMR  3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Haha I hope you enjoyed the tingles Maidenhead

  • @NotItsMeDark
    @NotItsMeDark 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    yay long video! (and thank christ no feet)

  • @someguyonyoutube9279
    @someguyonyoutube9279 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    MAXIMUM GOOBERAGE INBOUND

  • @jasonhillsburg843
    @jasonhillsburg843 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I got a jar of dirt I got a jar of dirt and look what inside it

  • @Ninja_gamer550
    @Ninja_gamer550 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So that it's a duck not a egg 🍳

  • @mrfarell
    @mrfarell 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ♥️🫶♥️

  • @ScrilboBaggins
    @ScrilboBaggins 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hell yeah