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  • @katlegomahoko6043
    @katlegomahoko6043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1687

    “His name is Lawrence, I remember” killing me💀🤣🤣

    • @unfayzd8587
      @unfayzd8587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      This was the line that killed me too 😂😂

    • @samibrek1088
      @samibrek1088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bro I'm done 😂😂😂😂

    • @christinanicole2226
      @christinanicole2226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Literally while laughing at that comment I looked down and seen yours started laughing harder😭

    • @cassmcalister2232
      @cassmcalister2232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 dieing here also lmfao

    • @Knightsking917
      @Knightsking917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mister.Curious
    @Mister.Curious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    "Being asexual is having post nut clarity forever" - These two are next level 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MissOJAY
      @MissOJAY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      James holding back laughter the entire time after saying that🤣🤣🤣

  • @sapphirericketts7711
    @sapphirericketts7711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    The way I screamed when he said “his name is Lawrence.. I remember” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @stephpowell7648
    @stephpowell7648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    'His name was Lawrence'....I fell off the entire bed 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bre1836
      @bre1836 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That bit cracked me up 🤣🤣

  • @aishacrew
    @aishacrew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    "otherwise we might as well be a throuple" killlllllllllllled me

  • @LaLaLatina96
    @LaLaLatina96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    The spoons one... straight to jail!!!

    • @aredape
      @aredape 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He only rinses them!!!???? 🤢🤮

    • @rorisang88
      @rorisang88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Something is wrong with him.

    • @cubajohnson6645
      @cubajohnson6645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Electric chair

  • @rhiana5150
    @rhiana5150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    i think coventry uni must be the UK version of florida

    • @bellaprincesa2452
      @bellaprincesa2452 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As a Floridian can confirm that’s accurate asf cuz I literally am always clutching my pearls 😂

    • @devinperkins6318
      @devinperkins6318 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a Floridian, I can third this notion 😩

    • @allano7814
      @allano7814 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I object the Floridians vote on this issue. Leading the witness. 😂

  • @TheBmweed
    @TheBmweed ปีที่แล้ว +332

    As an asexual it was *really* nice to see you both being more like "thats tough" rather than putting this guy down or laughing at him. I think it must be way harder for a guy and you both seemed to understand how it would feel not to have an outlet to talk to about it. Thank you both.

    • @ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451
      @ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm in the camp where I don't know if I am or not.

    • @ljeans531
      @ljeans531 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451 You can be demi-asexual meaning you only expirence it in certain situations. Like you can get off on your own, but you don't really desire to do it with anyone. Or you would only do it if your partner wanted to. And it wouldn't do much for you.

    • @ljeans531
      @ljeans531 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @hishenmathurin2844 I'm ace, and ik it's hard for people who are not to understand, and that's why you said that. So I'm not upset.
      But it's not just personality. It's legit about libido and desire. On average men have a higher libido than women.
      For people who are any type of asexual, that libido barley exists when doing it with others. Some don't masterbate at all, while some do. A guy could get it up and finish, but it wouldn't really be enjoyable. Women could physically get wet, but its just her body going through the motions. Or very have little value.
      I'm not aromantic, so I don't know exactly how that feels, so if I had a partner and they never wanted to have sex, i would be fine with that.

    • @kamogelok5315
      @kamogelok5315 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ljeans531 Its time to quit the porn bro

    • @NidokingOtsutsuki
      @NidokingOtsutsuki ปีที่แล้ว

      @hishenmathurin2844 true dat.

  • @moneypro85
    @moneypro85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I love that I don't have a favorite host. I usually do but I love you both equally 😊

  • @andreaharris8473
    @andreaharris8473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    James literally dropped Lawrence's name without hesitation

  • @am42554
    @am42554 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    James’ fade is unmatched. Never been this good, never been as good since ngl

  • @MoTee1
    @MoTee1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Tingle in your mingle😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 James kills me

  • @bre6651
    @bre6651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    the part about not wanting to smash, even tho you find ppl attractive really hit. I don't think I'm asexual, But I can't just sleep with random dudes. I have to actually have feelings for a person to be turned on.

    • @lovergirl000
      @lovergirl000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You could be demi sexual? Maybe you can do some research on it?

    • @PsalmoftheStars
      @PsalmoftheStars 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welcome to demisexuality friend! 🤗

    • @theawesomeduo54
      @theawesomeduo54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like most people who aren't thots. Good for you.

    • @sailork8848
      @sailork8848 ปีที่แล้ว

      Demisexuality.

    • @miraclekush
      @miraclekush ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Demisexual ❤

  • @tracypeebles9362
    @tracypeebles9362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I’m so happy I found y’all!!

  • @sigwell2494
    @sigwell2494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Did my time at Cov Uni. Glad it’s not changed. 😂

  • @JustWatching_
    @JustWatching_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "what documentary was it?" "idk what it's called" yeaaaaaaah right bro🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣we know what you're doing

    • @dennisddt1146
      @dennisddt1146 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man was watching a documentary on micropenises...

    • @kiyotyugly214
      @kiyotyugly214 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The documentary was called “My penis and I“ a 2005 documentary (BBC3)

    • @maddoxthecreator
      @maddoxthecreator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wanna find out now 😂

  • @glock-kay
    @glock-kay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Someone needs to blow Cov uni up I swear😂

  • @VanessaDGAF305
    @VanessaDGAF305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Omggggg my day has just gotten 100x better

  • @arewahaircaretv8718
    @arewahaircaretv8718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Both of you can't make heaven 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💚 I love this channel.

  • @ivynya29
    @ivynya29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The first one😳. Right off the bat!!! Like, Sir?!!!! Why not just turn to another woman? 😂😂😂

  • @HC_hidden_charm
    @HC_hidden_charm ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "His name was Lawrence, I remember"😭😭😂😂

  • @yvonneclemente9064
    @yvonneclemente9064 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's James getting buzzed when he tells the joke for me🤣🤣🤣

  • @iremovedmyname
    @iremovedmyname ปีที่แล้ว +12

    😂😂 no cap if i saw dr jekylls I'd be hitting the group chat and acting the same way fam 🤣 "ITS OUR NIGHT!"

  • @TheLastLogicalOne
    @TheLastLogicalOne ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the high pitch "it's gay!" kills me 😄

  • @melsaridag42
    @melsaridag42 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The last girl - she’s gonna get the bag plus be a freak when she gets home, get it! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @TheKJFI
    @TheKJFI ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I saw "His name was Lawrence I remember" as the top comment but I still wasn't ready for that 🤣🤣🤣

  • @miamimercenary9623
    @miamimercenary9623 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lawrence just got violated😂😂

  • @christianaakerele5887
    @christianaakerele5887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Everyone is just out of order 😆

  • @andraignat11
    @andraignat11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    James's reaction at 2:28, I've never seen him look the other way like that, he needed to see another spot in that room, he needed that space to process

  • @tinks1764
    @tinks1764 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    James saying “might aswell be a throuple” 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 💀

  • @Theasiannoodle666
    @Theasiannoodle666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I relate with that last one too much 💀
    Logging off

  • @katiehunt9296
    @katiehunt9296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    When you’ve applied to go cov uni in September😅😟

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hows Cov U been? Asking two years later 😃

  • @masegomoerane4975
    @masegomoerane4975 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:18 the way Fuhad said "your face"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alishadawson2821
    @alishadawson2821 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    His name was Lawrence, I remember.....😆😅😂🤣

  • @rimahassan6719
    @rimahassan6719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Never going to look at a Lawrence the same again

  • @soundslikehatsu
    @soundslikehatsu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Not eternal post nut clarity.😂😂😂

  • @courtneyatkin333
    @courtneyatkin333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Never been more excited

  • @tereshadiggs4500
    @tereshadiggs4500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:37 is crazy but yall right tho how does she find new dudes everytime

  • @Peaches_1988
    @Peaches_1988 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Actually in love with James 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sneak9407
    @sneak9407 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lawrence casually catching strays

  • @elleshaw9837
    @elleshaw9837 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks James now I'm watching the documentary. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @moneyman12211
    @moneyman12211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If my boy ever let me use a spoon or w.e he used to play with his shit I agree with James I’d go to jail

  • @vanmax1363
    @vanmax1363 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Post Nut Clarity Forever” 😂

  • @sadunicorn3863
    @sadunicorn3863 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tbh I wanna be that lat girl. 👏🏾👏🏾Grades on point and guts rearranged on the reg? Say no more fam

  • @neytirishanelle9994
    @neytirishanelle9994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Just in case anyone from America was confused like me… A.C.S. This is the popular "London slang" connecion, A Cunning Stunt, which carries the more popular meaning, describing women's incredible intimate beauty, and remembered in the A.S.C. version - (A stunning, intimate female secret!).

    • @Whoisthatgirl2121
      @Whoisthatgirl2121 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Huh
      ACS stands for African Carribean Society
      They’re in all the UK universities

    • @godrules3596
      @godrules3596 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You are sooo wrong its embarassing😂😂😂

  • @kaylenejantjes8113
    @kaylenejantjes8113 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Zoom in on Fuhad’s expression at 6:52 😂😂😂

  • @lethabomahlatjie3593
    @lethabomahlatjie3593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You know the guy from Bedford ate dookie with a spoon

  • @lawrenceordone6136
    @lawrenceordone6136 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My name Lawrence 😂😂😂😂 thank God I don't have that issue

  • @siblingwars1
    @siblingwars1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Fucking disgraceful brother 🤣🤣

  • @karlandbarrett5045
    @karlandbarrett5045 ปีที่แล้ว

    James had questions for that last one lol

  • @kalinapopova4542
    @kalinapopova4542 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First time I'm glad I was too broke to go to uni

  • @foulk55
    @foulk55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love these vids 🤣🤣

  • @scotttucker8060
    @scotttucker8060 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao my man loves those trash can lids.

  • @kekew1989
    @kekew1989 ปีที่แล้ว

    I see you James😊😊the shirt is giving

  • @TheINSANiTYwalk
    @TheINSANiTYwalk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    J with the new barber say less

  • @quefixxer2455
    @quefixxer2455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hahaha .. people are frawyz out ere 😂😂🤣

  • @shanebest4699
    @shanebest4699 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mans named Lawrence, changing their names…

  • @tashalennox4398
    @tashalennox4398 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    hi.....what does ASC stand for please...:-)

  • @MMB1ack
    @MMB1ack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    First 20 seconds 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lelo.Machaka
    @Lelo.Machaka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What’s spit roasting 👀

  • @deeandrews5398
    @deeandrews5398 ปีที่แล้ว

    When James says just a Yat… makes me think hmmm not cool as he’s says it with distaste …

  • @vickylovega23
    @vickylovega23 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That 1st story😅😅😅😅

  • @KingTray1000
    @KingTray1000 ปีที่แล้ว

    What’s spit roasting ?

  • @Courtneyleaa
    @Courtneyleaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How people doing Cov like that 🤣💀

  • @rachelwallis5892
    @rachelwallis5892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What is ACS? I don't know what ACS isssss

  • @emeralddream4428
    @emeralddream4428 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember hearing about a pair of twin brothers who used to play switch to girls, then one tried to get at me one night but I knew how they rolled so I swerved his arse!!!! No Thanks!!!!

  • @cindyjr251
    @cindyjr251 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @ 5:37
    I found the documentary it’s called
    My Penis and Everyone Else’s.

  • @MP-mo4ql
    @MP-mo4ql ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not aiding the tourist industry of the UK 🤢

  • @ahblezasellars
    @ahblezasellars ปีที่แล้ว

    Not gonna lie, the areolas do it for me

  • @slightlystrange_studios395
    @slightlystrange_studios395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m from Bedford 😭😟

  • @nashanime3907
    @nashanime3907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not Lawrence 💀

  • @d-vngwenya4043
    @d-vngwenya4043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Post nut clarity forever 👁️👁️

  • @rayshonvialva8671
    @rayshonvialva8671 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wa kinda BATTY MAN episode dis⁉️

  • @G254611
    @G254611 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "3.55-4:44
    "RINSE???!!"😮🤮🤢
    Not washed.
    Not disinfected😱🤦‍♂️
    🤦😳😢😱😱😱😱🤢

  • @jamarimurray2384
    @jamarimurray2384 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Manchester uni.....then grows up to be a Manu fan

  • @ceasarvsnepolion7789
    @ceasarvsnepolion7789 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Coventry = British Ohio

  • @seanhumpherston2863
    @seanhumpherston2863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4 min in I died😭😭

  • @m.7054
    @m.7054 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don’t watch this if your eating ⚠️

  • @relmcmillan
    @relmcmillan ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dated a guy for 4 months with a small peen... Micro almost, that couldn't get it up and it smelled and he requested bjs everyday after work. 😒I can't relate more. Plus he refused toys! Men's got to be honest about what they're working with, I tried! We could've had a decent life but I like sex too much!
    Also, love you guys! Recently discovered and miss my Desus n Mero. but I get my jokes from y'all now! There isn't a vid I don't laugh at!

  • @zakstar
    @zakstar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lool I've lost all hope for next generation

  • @CozyLoungeShorts
    @CozyLoungeShorts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Plot twist - One of these confessions is from one of you

  • @Candice88321
    @Candice88321 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve seen two micro-penises and yeah there is no using it. Every time I’ve just left.

  • @ladygibson3769
    @ladygibson3769 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ACS?

  • @Cozywango
    @Cozywango 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lawrence man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @ceruleancloud9692
    @ceruleancloud9692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cereals.... ughhh.....

  • @Scorpio_78
    @Scorpio_78 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ummm who said the person that’s being spit roasted is female?

    • @nonamenoname448
      @nonamenoname448 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The person called themself Mrs Hoe

  • @AprilHotrose
    @AprilHotrose ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't read the comments while watching. SPOILERS!

  • @Benchi88
    @Benchi88 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Goated

  • @lukecasey5669
    @lukecasey5669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    All these story’s are bs 😂

    • @godrules3596
      @godrules3596 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nah they're definitely real you need to go to the UK and see it for yourself, these stories are very light to things I've seen happen irl 😂😂😂

  • @mansoorhidaaya9339
    @mansoorhidaaya9339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    😂😂😂😂😂💀

  • @Abd-al-Qadr
    @Abd-al-Qadr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Although I do agree with you lot, we must understand, gentlemen, that we are in a new era. It is no longer permissable to assume that the spitroastee is a woman. It PAINS me to remind you, and I am DEEPLY sorry for the visual you just experienced, however I cannot sit back and allow you lot to be canceled due to an honest mistake. Love 💯

    • @dorinadragan20
      @dorinadragan20 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, the text read "Dr Jekyll and Mrs Hoe", so I see why they'd assume it's a woman, though that could be a red herring or word play. It would make way more sense if the spitroastee was not a woman, for sure.

  • @lukecasey5669
    @lukecasey5669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Being a sexual sound calmmmm

  • @miriam2837
    @miriam2837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ffs 😂😂😂😂

  • @markhilbert8462
    @markhilbert8462 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    IS GAYYYY

  • @RubysareRead
    @RubysareRead ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Small and stink… hell tf no 😢

  • @shannonwainwright5506
    @shannonwainwright5506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The A sexual need therapy or they need to talk to their doctor.

    • @dorevyin2834
      @dorevyin2834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How though. Why though.

    • @alyssacrandon1377
      @alyssacrandon1377 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dorevyin2834 So he can have somebody to talk to maybe
      Talking to someone or writing it down is better than keeping it in

  • @Lelo.Machaka
    @Lelo.Machaka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What’s spit roasting 👀

    • @reginafromrio
      @reginafromrio 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's a female (or male) sucking on one end and being pleasured sexually on the backside simultaneously (imagine a pig on a spit).

    • @Lelo.Machaka
      @Lelo.Machaka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reginafromrio I regret asking 😥

    • @rae7782
      @rae7782 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah what does that mean