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@@reloadtoad its differentif you dont remember it well. they will give you a certain amount of time to find locations and the more you find you can unlock scenery like at night and there was a balloon it was my favorite as a kid i got every single one of them so many times honestly i probably have 50 hours in that game but havent touched it in over 8 years
Poof: complains about how long it'll take him to get 173 xp if he keeps getting 6 xp at a time Also Poof: restarts 30 times halfway through the course because he'll get 5 xp instead of 6.
Poof trying to explain what the noodle was at 5:02 was hysterical. Poofesures content is an absolute goldmine. It's comedic genius and gave a lot of memorable quotes
Wdym, you never heard of figglehorns theory? When the object is the um the waves and the uhhh wavelength and uhh the um frequency of when the object is when the uhhh
15:08 - I thought you couldn't die in this game, but of course, I couldn't be more wronger. In other words... In Loving Memory of Beef Boss; champion of Wii Party and Wii Party U. (RIP)
He has to play Cave, that one has a lot of x2 rings, when I tried this, I was stuck at 920, but when i watched a video, i realized and i got pro easily
"Sometimes, sometimes I can do it, and then other times we go and do-uh, we go and do an oscillating pattern- we hit the frickin, Figglehorn's Theory, whatever the hell it is, that..... one, once an object's... the... the, the damn, it- it goes... the oscillation... vibration... that keeps it... oscillating." - Kienan 2023 (4:54)
I believe he has created a brand new corollary to Newton’s first law of motion, originally “an object in motion… will remain in motion”, now reading “an object in oscillation will remain in oscillation”, but I really couldn’t speak to the actual theory of it, Poof is obviously operating on such an advanced level he can’t even dumb it down enough to tell a general audience such as us laypersons. Really all we can do is be thankful such a brilliant physics mind has graced us with new Wii-based theories
5:00 “We hit the frickin Figglehorn’s theory, whatever the hell it is, that on-once an object’s…th-the… the damn…i-it goes…the oscillation…vibration…that keeps it, oscillating…” ~Poofesure 2023
When I was a kid I went pro in all the wii sports resort, so from a professional I remember just letting my nunchuck dangle and using the wii remote in both hands doing the boosts nonstop 😂 easier to handle like that too. I can’t wait for the airplane one because there was LITERALLY ONE I was missing 😂 this might be my favorite channel on yt due to pure nostalgia. I had SpongeBob camera action game too 🤣
No joke this is what I did too and I remember doing pretty good. The map he was struggling on is actually my favorite. I also remember, personally, not even holding the controller correctly and just resting my elbow on my knee and doing it like that. Never listen to the Wii fit instructions they’re usually complete nonsense Also, with the plane one I can’t help but agree I ended up googling it like 2 years ago because goddamn they hid that too well. Even my own mom couldn’t find it
I only had one missing too! I just couldn't find it no matter what. I ended up finding it some years later when I decided to play it again. And I remember which one it is too! Lol I'll never forget that one
@Cameron Thornton fly over was my favorite game on resort. I played it a lot xD. I just looked up the point I was missing because I couldn't remember the name I just remember the location. It's called Entrance to the Mysterious Ruins. It doesn't seem like a hard one to miss but somehow I did xD I miss playing that game. I need to set up my wii again
5:08 I could just imagine Poof just sitting there editing this video and either confused as to what he’s trying to say or he actually looked up “Figglehorn’s theory” and was confused about all the stuff about Fred.
Just imagine if the anger carries through the rest of the day to punish all "loop" related items/food, so like fruit loops just gets thrashed right after
24:36 I'm pretty sure that wiimote is an absolute goner. And we don't even see the aftermath. Judging by the sounds I think half of the faceplate came off
True story: I threw a Switch pro controller at a cardboard box and the right stick ended up loose to the point of being unusable. Left it alone for about a month, and it fixed itself. I’m still using that controller to this day.
This was some of the funniest rage, good lord. What's better is that Poof has to come back to get the last 150 points to go pro. With how little exp given, that's gonna be one funny part 2
@@orchidvandever22 I see what you did there. You capitalized saw because of that one minigame in WarioWare smooth moves that Poofesure never seemed to do. The one where you have to saw the wood!
Had a friend whos brother died from drowning after being thrown off a jetski. Apparently the dude couldn't swim and didn't have a safety harness on. Rip Zoe. You were chill asf.
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Poor Beef Boss was probably stressed the hell out trying to ride a jetski for the first time and Poof's just screaming down his neck the whole time I lmaoed the entire time for real
I think we all know by now that whenever Poofesure uploads videos of him playing on the Wii, it always comes at the cost of a Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus inside
Surely there's only so many of those that were sold, right? I think this guy is single-handedly inflating the market for WRwWM+i's Every single one he breaks leads to an inevitable price hike. ^^
My favorite part about poof is how bad he is at these games after all these years, and still blames the game 😂 we love you poof, im so psyched youve gotten so big on YT
literally 95% of the issues poof has are because he neglects recalibrating the controllers motion plus, yea it sucks, but it also works a lot better if you dont overdo the turning and shit.
who knew just by the title what was going to happen at the end of this video
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Oh boy
I cant wait for air sports so I can witness the kind of chaos possible when you give someone like Poofesure control of a plane
He will be doing skydiving not free fly, idk if u can get pro in that
he streams flight simulators on twitch^
@@reloadtoad its differentif you dont remember it well. they will give you a certain amount of time to find locations and the more you find you can unlock scenery like at night and there was a balloon it was my favorite as a kid i got every single one of them so many times honestly i probably have 50 hours in that game but havent touched it in over 8 years
@@FabianCuevasExploding840 why are you saying "YOU don't remember it well"? Who is "you"? Do you even know this person to decide it?
You can't pro island flyover. The closest u can get to that is getting every single landmark stamp, i'm still 4 stamps short.
"This Jet Ski is tiny yet it has the steering radius of the titanic"
LMFAOOOO
As a rocket league player, i found this one of his funniest lines in awhile
@@thefirstechlon5522 As one member of the Titanic I find this relatable.
@@BringMeTheDiscoas the ocean, I agree
@@brendanmarr9048 As the crack in the iceberg, I agree as well.
@@BringMeTheDisco as the fish I agree
Poof: complains about how long it'll take him to get 173 xp if he keeps getting 6 xp at a time
Also Poof: restarts 30 times halfway through the course because he'll get 5 xp instead of 6.
Poof trying to explain what the noodle was at 5:02 was hysterical. Poofesures content is an absolute goldmine. It's comedic genius and gave a lot of memorable quotes
🤣🤣🤦🏾♂️
Wdym, you never heard of figglehorns theory? When the object is the um the waves and the uhhh wavelength and uhh the um frequency of when the object is when the uhhh
i can’t tell if you were trying to spell historical or hysterical, but either one makes sense tbh 😂
It reminded me of how 'well' I understood physics in university.
Figglehorns sounds like a fifth house in Harry Potter
15:08 - I thought you couldn't die in this game, but of course, I couldn't be more wronger.
In other words...
In Loving Memory of Beef Boss; champion of Wii Party and Wii Party U. (RIP)
I have never seen that happen before either and this sport was one of my favourites;
I think you're supposed to alternate between the maps. It gives you less and less XP if you play the same map over and over
this is the kind of thing a normal person would have figured out (or at least guessed) eventually. But not our Poof
How would you've known that especially since in the previous game modes it would penalize you for doing the earlier stages
shhh don't tell him
He has to play Cave, that one has a lot of x2 rings, when I tried this, I was stuck at 920, but when i watched a video, i realized and i got pro easily
@@frankomancer I mean he restarts every single time something goes bad, so he's kinda shooting himself in the foot
"Sometimes, sometimes I can do it, and then other times we go and do-uh, we go and do an oscillating pattern- we hit the frickin, Figglehorn's Theory, whatever the hell it is, that..... one, once an object's... the... the, the damn, it- it goes... the oscillation... vibration... that keeps it... oscillating." - Kienan 2023 (4:54)
He should run for President
I actually want to know what the fuck he was talking about there lmao
That’s deep
I believe he has created a brand new corollary to Newton’s first law of motion, originally “an object in motion… will remain in motion”, now reading “an object in oscillation will remain in oscillation”, but I really couldn’t speak to the actual theory of it, Poof is obviously operating on such an advanced level he can’t even dumb it down enough to tell a general audience such as us laypersons. Really all we can do is be thankful such a brilliant physics mind has graced us with new Wii-based theories
@@damascus21 I think he was talking about something to do with resonating frequencies.
I can tell this one's gonna be filled with rage 😭
It was full of rage all right 🤣😭
they are stale without rage
you were right lol
I’m h.n
I love how poof is not only beef boss’ father figure but his most brutal enemy
so i'm not the only one who thinks of poof as beef boss's father figure
Poof is such an abusive father
Ikr
Beautiful relationship
@@P_araps nope
I think we can all agree that Poof’s rage is absolute gold
Yea
No matter what
i completely agree, man.
Bot
this one was different. i cant put my finger on why its different
0:55 “What do I look like, someone with friends?”
Not even a minute in, and that hit me hard…
Frrr that's so relatable
5:00 “We hit the frickin Figglehorn’s theory, whatever the hell it is, that on-once an object’s…th-the… the damn…i-it goes…the oscillation…vibration…that keeps it, oscillating…” ~Poofesure 2023
that made me vibrate and oscillate
I love how universally almost nobody who played wii sports resort ever played jet skiing
I loved those bottom row games as a child. I liked the jet ski, cycling, and flying the most.
collecting all those little ‘i’ things was the best game mode
@@dillonhf oh yes
Poofesure is single-handedly keeping the Wii brand alive! He never fails to disappoint us with rage and Joker laughters! 😂
is this a bot comment? i swear i've seen the same comment multiple times across his channel
He and chiz
no he is not
If i didn't see this comment like 200 times I did not see it once
I'm single because I don't have a girlfriend since high school and I'm 21
6:29 Poof asking beef boss if he had a life jacket was actually pretty wholesome
3 seconds before: "YOU SUCK BEEFBOSS"
No, not really.
@@yeetyfreety6938 that's literally what he said lol
@@sparx6766 ?
@@sparx6766 what?
15:07 just imagine if poofesure got stuck on the ring and didn't fall off. 😂😂
I realized I’ve had Wii Sports Resort for so many years and not once have I ever played this sport…haven’t been missing out on much lol
This probably a skill issue
Remember, its poof, he can fuck up things real bad
It seems you dodged a whole lot of anger
5:05 i appreciate poofs commitment to not just giving up on this sentence
20:43 that laugh 🤣🤣🤣
When I was a kid I went pro in all the wii sports resort, so from a professional I remember just letting my nunchuck dangle and using the wii remote in both hands doing the boosts nonstop 😂 easier to handle like that too. I can’t wait for the airplane one because there was LITERALLY ONE I was missing 😂 this might be my favorite channel on yt due to pure nostalgia. I had SpongeBob camera action game too 🤣
No joke this is what I did too and I remember doing pretty good. The map he was struggling on is actually my favorite. I also remember, personally, not even holding the controller correctly and just resting my elbow on my knee and doing it like that. Never listen to the Wii fit instructions they’re usually complete nonsense
Also, with the plane one I can’t help but agree I ended up googling it like 2 years ago because goddamn they hid that too well. Even my own mom couldn’t find it
I only had one missing too! I just couldn't find it no matter what. I ended up finding it some years later when I decided to play it again. And I remember which one it is too! Lol I'll never forget that one
@@poisonapple15 it was one way out in the ocean a dude in a lil boat 🤣 but yet I still had one missing
@Cameron Thornton fly over was my favorite game on resort. I played it a lot xD. I just looked up the point I was missing because I couldn't remember the name I just remember the location. It's called Entrance to the Mysterious Ruins. It doesn't seem like a hard one to miss but somehow I did xD I miss playing that game. I need to set up my wii again
Me dying inside ever time poof resets and adds another 5 minutes to the time it will take to go pro
This one was a gem. Poof's best videos are when you really feel for his rage because he's genuinely getting screwed, haha.
20:53 “i’m gettin pessed”😭😭😭
5:08 I could just imagine Poof just sitting there editing this video and either confused as to what he’s trying to say or he actually looked up “Figglehorn’s theory” and was confused about all the stuff about Fred.
Just imagine if the anger carries through the rest of the day to punish all "loop" related items/food, so like fruit loops just gets thrashed right after
24:36
I'm pretty sure that wiimote is an absolute goner. And we don't even see the aftermath. Judging by the sounds I think half of the faceplate came off
poof being harrased by miis, wii remotes, and games is just funny as hell
Poofesure after missing half the gates on a run and crashing into 7 boats and 4 boulders: why am I gaining so little experience
“I banged it into existence” - God at Mary’s divorce hearing
I think we can all agree that Poofesure’s rage is just legit comedic gold
Chuggaconroy: praises how sturdy and strong the controllers that Nintendo makes are
Poofesure: obliterates them into the void.
True story: I threw a Switch pro controller at a cardboard box and the right stick ended up loose to the point of being unusable. Left it alone for about a month, and it fixed itself. I’m still using that controller to this day.
@SiebayPlays that's fascinating that the controller mended itself its like real life Mending III
8:42 bruh, 9.8x2, that is bloody impressive
That would be more impressive if there's 9.9x2
Every video I watch of Poofesure I just get to witness him going through the five stages of grief over and over again
6:51 had me dying when he said WHAT ARE YOU DOING the second time lmfao
4:58 had me laughing so hard I thought I was gonna pass out
Over 3 years of watching poof and he’s actually impressed me with his knowledge of exponential decay graphs
This was some of the funniest rage, good lord. What's better is that Poof has to come back to get the last 150 points to go pro. With how little exp given, that's gonna be one funny part 2
21:16 “Sometimes you just need to break it back into shape.”
-My chiropractor
You can tell how hard a challenge is depending on the length of the video
“What do I look like, someone with friends?” Poof 2023.
It’s so funny how little experience points he keeps getting at Power Cruising. I thought he would get more than that.
This is comedic brilliance, he beats his wii remotes like a neglectful father then yells at them for not working.
“Guest E’s face is pretty sittable” 😂
24:36 - This is the first time that Poof did not get pro in a Wii Sports game.
Is it really that bad, Poof?
He missed it by a lot too lol. Such a sad day
Poopyfesure is going to therapy after this for sure.
You think with Poof’s MarioKart skills this would be less rageful and more easy for him.. guess not. 😂
What Mario Kart skills?
All jokes aside, Poofesure sucks at Mario Kart
This doesn’t have mario kart control at all
7:25 he says all of this while playing really good
If he just goes on long rants, he would probably become a pro.
Poofesure: I hope I get a ton of experience points
*Game: 72*
Poof's so mad he's creating words that don't even exist yet
My Grammarly keyboard thinks slang words don't exist sometimes.
Bro started blowing smoke out of his ears at 5:09 😭
I imagine Poof is doing the largest movements possible and that's why I feel motion sickness
I seen Poofs tweet earlier so I was eagerly anticipating this episode 😆
@@orchidvandever22 I see what you did there. You capitalized saw because of that one minigame in WarioWare smooth moves that Poofesure never seemed to do. The one where you have to saw the wood!
Its good to know I'm not the only one to struggle with power cruising
This is the funniest video he’s made in a long time, I had to pause several times from laughing so hard😂
It was funny but the only time I smiled was reading your comment 😊
I loved the part when Poof said "I'm getting pissed" and started pissing all over the place
Just remember that you have to switch around courses to avoid diminishing returns on your XP.
Had a friend whos brother died from drowning after being thrown off a jetski. Apparently the dude couldn't swim and didn't have a safety harness on. Rip Zoe. You were chill asf.
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I think a small series of Poofesure playing free Cruising and discover the whole island would be fun
You’ve been going nuts with the uploads lately and I’m all for it
This shit has me rolling man, keep up the amazing content! 💯 Much love!! 🙏💙
It’s so hilarious he keeps breaking new records but his experience points just keep staying around the same or diminishing
Poof: "Loses the lottery and then beats up the cashier"
What happens first
1. Poofesure gets pro in this sport?
2. Or gets a platinum in the golf target practice?
Either way both are gold to watch 😂
10:34 don’t worry poof beef boss just has Mustang tendencies🤭
2:03 I just know Poofesure turned the control to the right, instead of twisting it towards him, as if your were holding the handlebar
Pro tip: Don't turn too much while using your boost, or your controls get wonky.
Poof is the only one who can find a game so difficult that I mastered when I was like 11 years old😅
Poof's rage is somehow therapeutic idk 😭
Alfonso finally got his revenge for the sabotaging beef boss did when Alfonso was wake boarding. 15:10
This guy and Chris plays is going to make me buy a WII again
5:52 I don't know why this made me laugh so much. I guess I have an immature sense of humour.
Poor Beef Boss was probably stressed the hell out trying to ride a jetski for the first time and Poof's just screaming down his neck the whole time
I lmaoed the entire time for real
this dudes laugh is everything
I CANNOT wait until it's time for Island Flyer
If ya know, Ya know 😏
He’s gotta try getting all 80 i points… I can just imagine the rage
Man has been keeping the mii’s alive more than Nintendo.
Literally!
14:47 - This is AWESOME!
Is it just me or is this anyone else’s favorite series so far
Beef Boss looks so adorable riding on that jet ski. Like a little Chibi figure ☺️
Thank you SO much for re-realising the Biif remote with the Bunchuck! 🍔🧡
24:36 I knew it would happen
Perfect timing too
15:08 - 15:14 I DIED SO HARD😂
The way he blames the character is sending meeeeee
15:07 how did he even do that i didnt know that was possible 😭😭
17:51 POV: You failed your math test
I can already tell that the most diabolical rage is gonna bless my ears.
It would be an experience to see him actual rage while playing.
ELEPHANT ELEPHANT ELEPHANT
Idk why but I have the song stuck in my head
i just realized that poof is gonna have to play cycling i cant wait for that
Single handedly keeping the wii alive
It’s been a long time since I’ve Power Cruising. I love this sport. It’s definitely hard to get pro on it.
Lost it when he said “it’s not just ass it’s asshole” 💀💀💀
poof has been posting frequently lately and i absolutely love it
I wish poof had a self cam on sp we could see what he was doing and judge him
YES! That would be amazing to see him rage and even break/throw Wii remotes
The funnest thing to do was drive up onto the beach and see how far up you could get before respawning
I think we all know by now that whenever Poofesure uploads videos of him playing on the Wii, it always comes at the cost of a Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus inside
Surely there's only so many of those that were sold, right? I think this guy is single-handedly inflating the market for WRwWM+i's Every single one he breaks leads to an inevitable price hike. ^^
OR a biif remote
i think poof's broken atleast one biif remote or has gotten close
My favorite part about poof is how bad he is at these games after all these years, and still blames the game 😂 we love you poof, im so psyched youve gotten so big on YT
24:36 Welp. Time for more Wii-Remote breaking
Yup
literally 95% of the issues poof has are because he neglects recalibrating the controllers motion plus, yea it sucks, but it also works a lot better if you dont overdo the turning and shit.
95% a skill issue yes
@@Dark-Pikachu1 Figured that out when he played Mario Kart, I didn't know you'd that bad as an adult 😂
I love how he wastes so much time restarting for maximum points that he loses incredible amounts of experience in search of that very thing.