If there’s a third: Cross: “So, Killer and I were crossing the street and this dude drove by and honked at us,”. Nightmare: *Heavy Sigh* “What did he do..?” Cross: “He waited until a red light, reached into the window and-“. Killer: *Slams open the door* “WHO WANTS A STEERING WHEEL?~”. Or this: Nightmare: “My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent and organised.” Cross: *Steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees, apologising.*. Nightmare: “ That one. I want that one.”
*Octodad theme plays on a computer Dream: "Look brother! You're a game!" Nightmare: *Angry octopus sounds* Dream: "Uhhh... Brother? Are you-" Nightmare: *Throws computer at Dream* "I AM NOT A F*CKING OCTOPUS Cross: "Mmk boss Nootmare" Nightmare: *Angry screeches*
Nightmare: (Sigh) Thank Asgore there were no requests with Shattered in them yet. Shattered: (Appears behind Nightmare) Water. Nightmare: SCREEEEEEEEE-
I’ve been laughing so hard at all of these watching them, but none of them hit me as hard as Nightmare simply saying cheese because it was so unexpected 😂
Nightmare: What are you idiots doing? Dust: Looking up ways to make explosives online. Nightmare: mmmm....Don't blow up the castle. (Walks away.) Horror: Is he gone? Killer: Coast is clear. Dust: Look at all this fanfiction of us. Like, seriously?! Horror: There is...just so much. Killer: What I want to know is why CROSS of all people is the one to tell us about it? Dust: No idea, his browse history was squeaky clean when I check it last. Horror: I blame Epic. He a bad influence. Cross laughing in the distance.
If there's really gonna be a third... just in case... I'll.. Nightmare: Dream, I must admit you are such a... positive skeleton. Dream: Of course! I'm the guardian of positivity after all! Nightmare: . . . *points at Shattered Dream* Then how the fuck does that exist? S.Dream: The fuck you looking at? Dream: uh.... Magic!
....the ut community.the ut community is how it exists nightmare.Dont look too far into it...Now if you don't mind I need to hang out with swapdream and dreamswap!
Another sorry Nightmare: how does someone with anxiety and depression feel? Does it somehow create 2 negative personalities that slowly consume the person suffering from them? Cross: Night. It’s 7 in the MORNING-
Fresh: sup Broski!!! Error:OHH HELL NO Octopus guy come over here!!! Nm: i’m not a fucking octop- * jumps on error* NM:AAAA not the colorful freak!! Classic: oh hey fresh Fresh: how’s it going Broski! Error & nm:Aaaa Classic: that’s pretty normal right..? Fresh: yup that’s pretty normal Broski- Nm: how the fuck do you not be scared of that colorful Fr- *Classic uses his magic to push fresh closer to nightmare and error* Nm & error:aAAAAAAAAAAAA Sorry these are so much fun to make- I hope you have fun
We need a part 3 this is amazing (I have a suggestion) *someone chasing cross with cow mask*) Cross: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Dream: is he ok NM? Nightmare sipping his coffee: probably not
Nightmare:(grabs Cross) Mine Dream: No he's mine! (Tugs Cross to him) Nightmars: Shut up you stupid lemon! Dream: Stop being an octopus! Nightmare: HOW DARE YOU- Cross: (eats an apple) Dream:... Nightmare:... Cross: What? Dream & Nightmare: *GAY PANIC*
I FR LOVED THE VOICES FOR ALL THE CHARACTERS ESPECIALY KILLER AND CROSS- KILLER SOUNDS LIKE A GREMLIN AND CROSS (to me) PRETTY MUCH ALMOST SOUNDS CANNON 11000101/10
Dream: hey nightma- Nightmare: shut the fuck up! the bad sanses are sleeping! Dream: yeah so i can talk to y- Nightmare: NO, I WANT PEACE. GO AWAY HISSSSSS
If you make a third: Dream: Hey Nightmare, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time? Nightmare: 17 Again? Dream: Yeah. Nightmare: Pretty sure it fell into the hole. Dream: What hole- OH MY GOD- BWAH Dream: What is that!? Nightmare: It's a hole. Dream: Yeah, I can see that. What's it doing here? Nightmare: Well I woke up this morning, *Sips coffee* ...and there was this hole. Dream: What are you going to do about it? Nightmare: Well I put a rug over it- BWAH Nightmare: Yeah, it fell in the hole. Dream: Should we call the police or something? Nightmare: Oh, yeah I called the police. Dream: Well, where are they? Nightmare: There in the hole. BWAH Dream: .... Dream: Where is Cross? Nightmare: *Nervous sweating* Dream: Nightmare. Where is Cross- Nightmare: Hes at work. Dream: Oh...Where does he work? Nightmare: In the hole. BWAH Dream: GOD- How deep even is this thing!? Dream: *Grabs Nightmare's mug and throws it in the hole* Nightmare: That was my favorite mug....now it's in the hole. BWAH Dream: Nightmare, do you even know what this is? For all we know it could be, an interdimensional worm hole, o-or a gateway to Hell, o-or... Dream: Nightmare?.....Nightmare! Nightmare: Hey what's up? I got some snacks. Dream: Nightmare, will you please take this seriously. *Killer comes out of the hole* Killer: Hi. Dream: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
dream : hey nighmare - nightmare : what do you want dream can't you see i'm busy right now dealing with my tree idiotic skeleton ? dream : brother i promise i won't take too long i promise pweeease ~ nightmare : fine dream : ok , what did you call when someone do something crazy when people sleep at nigt ? nightmare : don't know don't care dream : they do NUTmare nightmare : dream ...... dream : yes brother ? nightmare : im counting 1 to 3 you better run or hide right now before i f*ckin kill you dream : eep
If there’s a part three- Dream: **broken mug** my favorite mug… **big cry** Nightmare: How have you survived death and still end up acting like a FRICKING BABY??
*this is awesome and very very VERY funny, good job!* and also, cross's voice is a master piece- I genuinely laughed so much at it because of how normal it sounds- edit because I'm stupid: Passive Noot's voice is adorable and I'm going to die because I'm a simp- edit 2 because, again, I'm stupid: 3:09 I WAS THE CAT XD
(yes if there is a third) nightmare: *just causally scrolling through undertale ships* classic: nightmare, what the fuck are you doing? nightmare: UHHHHHH. NOTHING AT ALL.
Nightmare: "Ok lets do a roll call, just say here." Killer: "Here" Dust: "Here" Horror: "Here" Insanity: "Here" Cross: "Here" Blade: "Here" Nightmare: "Ok, Killer, Dust, Horror, Insanity, Cross and Bla-" Nightmare: "..." Nightmare: "Who the fuck are you" blade: "just a dust au but i didnt kill papyrus aaand i got a sword, you forget me a ton"
Nightmare becoming a grandfather cause he reads the Shrek script And nightmare questioning himself why cross is afraid of cows and how cross loves penguins lol
That part where: Cross: night, is just a cat calm dow- Nightmare: *demonic scream* Meanwhile in our universe: Me: *laugh the sheet out of my a$$ while watching the video till the end* *[Btw a wonderful job you did and you friend(Vanwood) two ^^]*
1:38 Killer: be glad i realized it was coffee before i added milk.... Nightmare: SO IT WAS YOU!? Killer: in my defense, i thought it was my black tea. we really should have labeled cups
This is rlly funny lmao if theres a part 3 then.. Nightmare: I'm the guardian of positivity! Dream: uh night i think you meant "negativity" Nightmare: shut up I'm trying to cosplay shattered
In case there is a third one of these Nightmare: if I didn't need my three son's so much I would put them up for adoption. Dream: brother, don't you realize that all three of them are legal adults- Nightmare: at this point I literally am their father so they are my kids, and you can't tell me other wise.
Horror:*cooks for bad guy sans* Nightmare:acceptable Cross:*makes food for bad guy sans* Nightmare: I'll just order out later Dust: *trys to make food* Nightmare: nope nope we not doing this again Killer:*makes food* Nightmare: HOW DID U MANGE TO MESS UP MAKING POPCORN???!?!?!
Me: I'm not scared of anything such as cows My cousins(any of the crossmare ship kids): *plays chicken sounds from a phone* Also me: .....* terrified demonic screaching*
If there's ever a third one, here's mine: Killer: "Ya like jazz?" My second idea: Nightmare: "Killer, why the fuck are you making jello at 3 a.m?" Killer: "Because I have lost all control of my life." Nightmare: "Fair."
if you end up doing part three i do have an idea: nightmare: WHO TOUCHED THE CHILD? dream: *was just talking to cross for 1 minute nightmare: DONT TOUCH THE CHILD. *Passive NM in the back trying to figure out whats going on* love Ur videos!
If you do a Part 3, can you do this interaction? *** Nightmare: Well, my work here is done. Dream: But you didn’t do anyth- Nightmare: WHEEEE! (yeets himself into one of his hate puddles)
imagine Dream comes over and nm, waiting around the corner, jumpscares him with a cream pie to the face, and runs off laughing his head off maniacally E: also 3:36 was my favorite bit lmao
Dream: I wish I have more view in undertube Nightmare: I have an idea Nightmare: check this out eat all of the dark apple Nightmare: is it a 100k view yet Nightmare sick and turning into nightmare
Nightmare, you better give me some of the Mac&cheese because I love cheese to much. *I N H A L E S* C H E E S E It’s a little sad that mine didn’t make it, but it’s totally fine ^^
*if theres a thiirrdd* Nightmare with an obscure look in his eyes while taking a bite of of a whole block of cheese: chees Killer in the background throwing another block of cheese at horror, who is infact eating a block of cheese horror: hmfg horror turning to killer and hitting him killer: aUgH-
If there will ever be a 3rd Passive: * Just keeps poking Cross's cheek * Cross: What the hell is this cold air on my che- NM: Passive quit poking Cross. * sips coffee * Cross: Who the fuck-
Dream: hey broth-da Nightmare: what Dream: what does $hïț mean? Nightmare: WHO THOUGHT YOU THAT WORD?!? Dream: uhhhh someone told me about it- Nightmare: who.. told.. you.. that.. WORD?!?!? Dream: uhhh killer- Nightmare: KILLER GET YOUR BUTT HERE
Dream: killer Killer:what?! dream:Look at my dab hehe Killer:AAAAÁAAAAAÁAÁAAAAAHHHHHHH Nightmare:why do you do this to him Dream: bc is fun Nightmare: killer get out of the tree of you what me to get your ex Killer:no Nightmare:ok *get's killer's ex* here he is Killer:*hiiiiiiis* Killer's ex:wa- Nightmare:shut up Killer's ex:.....
if third than Nightmare: so today's plan is- The rest of the sanses: *unholy screaming and arguing and fighting non-stop* Dream: ... are you not gonna- NM: no Dream: YOU ARE A TERRIBLE FATHER!!!! NM: says my gay brother Dream: NM: Dream: FU-
Dream: hey hey nightmare don’t open this until I leave okay? Nightmare: okay… *dream runs off* *nightmare opens paper dramatically* Nightmare:….DREAM!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!! IM NOT GAY!!
First this was amazing! You both did great jobs! Second Nightmare saying slayyy got me thinking about his mAtEriAl gUrL song ~ ✨✨😩👏 Third its finnally not blazing hot so imma work on the dustberry comic dub!! Im really sorry its been taking so long its been really hot here. But i will try to get as much done as i can before bed while its still cool and not horribly loud, great video as always! You rock!
(Awesome job btw) If there is a part 3 Shattered: * Steals Nightmare's favorite coffee mug * Nightmare: MY MUG! GET BACK HERE YOU GOOPY LEMON! Shattered: NEVER! * Jumps out a random window with coffee mug * Nightmare: * Demonic screaming * Killer: This is fine.
Ok ok, not sure if there's going to be a 3rd part, but if there is, I have a request (Also I loved this video, great job) Cross: "I'm hungry.." NM: "Then cook something.." Cross: "But- I can't cook-" NM: *Sigh* "Fine, I'll cook you some food.." *2 secs later* The other bad Sanses: "Can you cook us some food too, please?" NM: "GOD DAMNIT-"
Nm: you son of a bitch!!! Dream: nm….. we have the same mommmmm!!!!!!!!!! Nm:………. Dream:……… Nm: ✨shut up✨ you’re adopted, I would never be related to some lemon on crack!!!!!
I guess Nightmare's been making a lot of trips to Fluffytale for coffee (I was originally writing timestamps for this but he's got a cup of coffee for like a quarter of the video)
If there’s a part 3 Nightmare: what do you have in your hand? Cross holding his big ass knife behind his back but also hold a mug of hot chocolate in the other hand: hot chocolate-
okay i know im a bit late to join in on the party but uh Nightmare: *casually sipping on a mug of coffee* Dream: *busts through door* HEY BROTHER I HAVE FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE TO STOP YOU! >:) NM: And who would that be..? D: Well then, come and take a look! *Dustswap: Dusttrust Sans appears in the doorway* NM: Who the *hell* is that? *Dusttrust becomes phase 3* NM: *confused screaming*
If there's a part 3: Random sans: Surprisingly non of those dumb kids has gotten hurt yet! Nightmare: dumb kids? * the bad sanses daring each other to jump off the roof or something* Nightmare: wait... THOSE ARE MY DUMB KIDS (here, a cookie for those who get it🍪🍪) Ps: good voice acting
This is funny as heckity heck xxxx
Glad you enjoyed it as much as I did Van ☺️
You both did a great job!
Your voice is perfect for Cross and Killer
Y'all both amazing voices! This was so funny to watch
@@Quit149
HEY BESTIE-
If there’s a third: Cross: “So, Killer and I were crossing the street and this dude drove by and honked at us,”. Nightmare: *Heavy Sigh* “What did he do..?” Cross: “He waited until a red light, reached into the window and-“. Killer: *Slams open the door* “WHO WANTS A STEERING WHEEL?~”. Or this: Nightmare: “My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent and organised.” Cross: *Steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees, apologising.*. Nightmare: “ That one. I want that one.”
PFFT-😂 cross be like I'm on my knees begging-
Yawa-18 likes already-
Waiting for the moment when this gets 1000 Likes
2 milliseconds later:
Killer: wha-
Nightmare: I stole him
I know this is late but is that joke from Sam and Kat?
*Octodad theme plays on a computer
Dream: "Look brother! You're a game!"
Nightmare: *Angry octopus sounds*
Dream: "Uhhh... Brother? Are you-"
Nightmare: *Throws computer at Dream* "I AM NOT A F*CKING OCTOPUS
Cross: "Mmk boss Nootmare"
Nightmare: *Angry screeches*
Me: You good Nightmare? IDK what the fuck is wrong.
Oh hey I saw this in one of the videos!:D
Nightmare: (Sigh) Thank Asgore there were no requests with Shattered in them yet.
Shattered: (Appears behind Nightmare) Water.
Nightmare: SCREEEEEEEEE-
I’ve been laughing so hard at all of these watching them, but none of them hit me as hard as Nightmare simply saying cheese because it was so unexpected 😂
Same here
Nightmare: What are you idiots doing?
Dust: Looking up ways to make explosives online.
Nightmare: mmmm....Don't blow up the castle. (Walks away.)
Horror: Is he gone?
Killer: Coast is clear.
Dust: Look at all this fanfiction of us. Like, seriously?!
Horror: There is...just so much.
Killer: What I want to know is why CROSS of all people is the one to tell us about it?
Dust: No idea, his browse history was squeaky clean when I check it last.
Horror: I blame Epic. He a bad influence.
Cross laughing in the distance.
Yes
YOU MADE IT TO THIRD, DUDE!
Omg I SAW THIS
If there's really gonna be a third... just in case... I'll..
Nightmare: Dream, I must admit you are such a... positive skeleton.
Dream: Of course! I'm the guardian of positivity after all!
Nightmare: . . . *points at Shattered Dream* Then how the fuck does that exist?
S.Dream: The fuck you looking at?
Dream: uh.... Magic!
as a living(?) being I approve.
As a small person sort of made of wax (ig?) in a game i approve
....the ut community.the ut community is how it exists nightmare.Dont look too far into it...Now if you don't mind I need to hang out with swapdream and dreamswap!
Approved by a shattered dream fan.
@Nashaly Soto that's my point
"Im not related to a fucking lemon on STEROIDS."
Ahem, "IM GOING TO FUCKING MAKE MAC AND CHEESE AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME.
@@kawaii...1354 Is it at least a good brand?
@@Little_minion_moon hope it is
@@blackberry1802 *it better be,*
Crossmare is just on a whole different level-
The sweet, sweet serotonin that comes from SALOT videos. . .which is ironic because the octopus butterstick fuels off misery.
Nightmare's voice momentarily cured my depression and anxiety. Good job I wish for more.
Another sorry
Nightmare: how does someone with anxiety and depression feel? Does it somehow create 2 negative personalities that slowly consume the person suffering from them?
Cross: Night. It’s 7 in the MORNING-
Fresh: sup Broski!!!
Error:OHH HELL NO Octopus guy come over here!!!
Nm: i’m not a fucking octop-
* jumps on error*
NM:AAAA not the colorful freak!!
Classic: oh hey fresh
Fresh: how’s it going Broski!
Error & nm:Aaaa
Classic: that’s pretty normal right..?
Fresh: yup that’s pretty normal Broski-
Nm: how the fuck do you not be scared of that colorful Fr-
*Classic uses his magic to push fresh closer to nightmare and error*
Nm & error:aAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sorry these are so much fun to make- I hope you have fun
dream then proceeds to get eaten alive 3:34
We need a part 3 this is amazing
(I have a suggestion)
*someone chasing cross with cow mask*)
Cross: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Dream: is he ok NM?
Nightmare sipping his coffee: probably not
Nightmare:(grabs Cross) Mine
Dream: No he's mine! (Tugs Cross to him)
Nightmars: Shut up you stupid lemon!
Dream: Stop being an octopus!
Nightmare: HOW DARE YOU-
Cross: (eats an apple)
Dream:...
Nightmare:...
Cross: What?
Dream & Nightmare: *GAY PANIC*
cream vs crossmare! a classic *bu dum sch* because like classic sans...?
@@blackberry1802 hehehehehe lol
Congratulations on getting into part 3🎉
I envy you RN😭
Saw this in a vid, lucky🙃
I FR LOVED THE VOICES FOR ALL THE CHARACTERS ESPECIALY KILLER AND CROSS- KILLER SOUNDS LIKE A GREMLIN AND CROSS (to me) PRETTY MUCH ALMOST SOUNDS CANNON 11000101/10
3:00 OMG I COULDNT BREATHE WHEN DREAM SCREAMED 😂
"I'm not related to a lemon on steriods."
HHJVHHKHKB THAT'S AMAZING PROPS TO THE PERSON WHO COMMENTED THAT-
Nightmare : " Do I look like a joke to you?. "
Killer : " Yes?- "
Nightmare : " ...I give 3 seconds to run AWAY YOU LITTLE- ".
I'm kinda sad mine didn't make it but this STILL worth it! Nightmare's unholy screeches I live for! XD
Omg a part two I didn't know I needed. Nightmare would make good Mac and cheese...he makes a mess of the kitchen. But the food is good
Murder time trio: * Is missing multiple limbs *
Nightmare: WALK IT OFF.
Dream: hey nightma-
Nightmare: shut the fuck up! the bad sanses are sleeping!
Dream: yeah so i can talk to y-
Nightmare: NO, I WANT PEACE. GO AWAY HISSSSSS
I was laughing the whole damn time. Also the killer voice is what I always thought killer sounded like.
If you make a third:
Dream: Hey Nightmare, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?
Nightmare: 17 Again?
Dream: Yeah.
Nightmare: Pretty sure it fell into the hole.
Dream: What hole- OH MY GOD-
BWAH
Dream: What is that!?
Nightmare: It's a hole.
Dream: Yeah, I can see that. What's it doing here?
Nightmare: Well I woke up this morning, *Sips coffee* ...and there was this hole.
Dream: What are you going to do about it?
Nightmare: Well I put a rug over it-
BWAH
Nightmare: Yeah, it fell in the hole.
Dream: Should we call the police or something?
Nightmare: Oh, yeah I called the police.
Dream: Well, where are they?
Nightmare: There in the hole.
BWAH
Dream: ....
Dream: Where is Cross?
Nightmare: *Nervous sweating*
Dream: Nightmare. Where is Cross-
Nightmare: Hes at work.
Dream: Oh...Where does he work?
Nightmare: In the hole.
BWAH
Dream: GOD- How deep even is this thing!?
Dream: *Grabs Nightmare's mug and throws it in the hole*
Nightmare: That was my favorite mug....now it's in the hole.
BWAH
Dream: Nightmare, do you even know what this is? For all we know it could be, an interdimensional worm hole, o-or a gateway to Hell, o-or...
Dream: Nightmare?.....Nightmare!
Nightmare: Hey what's up? I got some snacks.
Dream: Nightmare, will you please take this seriously.
*Killer comes out of the hole*
Killer: Hi.
Dream: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
😂😂😂
2:07 You did an amazing job. Nightmare Sans' laugh here actually gave me the chills.
dream : hey nighmare -
nightmare : what do you want dream can't you see i'm busy right now dealing with my tree idiotic skeleton ?
dream : brother i promise i won't take too long i promise pweeease ~
nightmare : fine
dream : ok , what did you call when someone do something crazy when people sleep at nigt ?
nightmare : don't know don't care
dream : they do NUTmare
nightmare : dream ......
dream : yes brother ?
nightmare : im counting 1 to 3 you better run or hide right now before i f*ckin kill you
dream : eep
Me: *Drawing while listening to this*
Cross: 4:22
Me: AYO! WTF-
If there’s a part three-
Dream: **broken mug** my favorite mug… **big cry**
Nightmare: How have you survived death and still end up acting like a FRICKING BABY??
That sounds hilarious!
*this is awesome and very very VERY funny, good job!*
and also, cross's voice is a master piece- I genuinely laughed so much at it because of how normal it sounds-
edit because I'm stupid: Passive Noot's voice is adorable and I'm going to die because I'm a simp-
edit 2 because, again, I'm stupid: 3:09 I WAS THE CAT XD
(yes if there is a third)
nightmare: *just causally scrolling through undertale ships*
classic: nightmare, what the fuck are you doing?
nightmare: UHHHHHH. NOTHING AT ALL.
I love all the voices, especially Error's
Nightmare: "Ok lets do a roll call, just say here."
Killer: "Here"
Dust: "Here"
Horror: "Here"
Insanity: "Here"
Cross: "Here"
Blade: "Here"
Nightmare: "Ok, Killer, Dust, Horror, Insanity, Cross and Bla-"
Nightmare: "..."
Nightmare: "Who the fuck are you"
blade: "just a dust au but i didnt kill papyrus aaand i got a sword, you forget me a ton"
I think the last sans you meant is homicide
@@arielsantana5788 nope it’s a reference to one of the sans I made when I was younger
I'm just watching this go on
Nightmare becoming a grandfather cause he reads the Shrek script
And nightmare questioning himself why cross is afraid of cows and how cross loves penguins lol
3:33 this one is my favorite lmao
0:51 My favorite. No questions asked.
Cross is someone that is an enemy of militank and I love that.
Nightmare: KILLER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
Killer: *explosion behind him* my best.
also good video!
Firstly, both of your voices are awesome, second, these are hilarious. Good choices and great video! Just wanted to remind you.
if there is a third
dream: poof
nightmare: what?
shattered: *poof*
nightmare: *demon scream*
If there is a part 3
Nightmare: *sleeping peacefully*
Trio,error and cross: *CPR intensifies*
That part where:
Cross: night, is just a cat calm dow-
Nightmare: *demonic scream*
Meanwhile in our universe:
Me: *laugh the sheet out of my a$$ while watching the video till the end*
*[Btw a wonderful job you did and you friend(Vanwood) two ^^]*
1:38
Killer: be glad i realized it was coffee before i added milk....
Nightmare: SO IT WAS YOU!?
Killer: in my defense, i thought it was my black tea. we really should have labeled cups
"A panic attack the size of your f- ego" . . .I'd recognize that quote anywhere, FELL SANS
This is rlly funny lmao if theres a part 3 then..
Nightmare: I'm the guardian of positivity!
Dream: uh night i think you meant "negativity"
Nightmare: shut up I'm trying to cosplay shattered
H E L P
CROSS'S VOICE-
VANWOOD
OMG
THE END
I CAN'T-
*HOLY SHIT YOU MADE ME MORE OF A SIMP THAN I ALREADY AM*
Dream: “I NEED IT!”
The captions.: *“I need aids.”*
In case there is a third one of these
Nightmare: if I didn't need my three son's so much I would put them up for adoption.
Dream: brother, don't you realize that all three of them are legal adults-
Nightmare: at this point I literally am their father so they are my kids, and you can't tell me other wise.
*creeper scared of a cat*
*nootmare scared of a cat*
dream:THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!
Just what I needed 👍
Thanks
Error’s voice is so good! Well the entire video is good!
Lol 😂 the ones about nightmare having breakdowns and just being done with life are my favorite, they make me laugh so hard 🤣
Horror:*cooks for bad guy sans*
Nightmare:acceptable
Cross:*makes food for bad guy sans*
Nightmare: I'll just order out later
Dust: *trys to make food*
Nightmare: nope nope we not doing this again
Killer:*makes food*
Nightmare: HOW DID U MANGE TO MESS UP MAKING POPCORN???!?!?!
Me: I'm not scared of anything such as cows
My cousins(any of the crossmare ship kids): *plays chicken sounds from a phone*
Also me: .....* terrified demonic screaching*
If there's a part 3:
Dream: nightmare how old are we again?
Nightmare:
Dream:
Nightmare:
Dream:
Nightmare: hold on how fucking old are we again?
This is absolutely priceless 👍🏿✨
Nightmare: *slaps cheese on killers head randomly with no explanation, and acts like nothing happened*
If there's ever a third one, here's mine:
Killer: "Ya like jazz?"
My second idea:
Nightmare: "Killer, why the fuck are you making jello at 3 a.m?"
Killer: "Because I have lost all control of my life."
Nightmare: "Fair."
I can't believe nightmare says a lots is here, I like it 😄
2:57 - 3:12
made me laugh the most xD
Nice work!
if you end up doing part three i do have an idea:
nightmare: WHO TOUCHED THE CHILD?
dream: *was just talking to cross for 1 minute
nightmare: DONT TOUCH THE CHILD.
*Passive NM in the back trying to figure out whats going on*
love Ur videos!
If you do a Part 3, can you do this interaction?
***
Nightmare: Well, my work here is done.
Dream: But you didn’t do anyth-
Nightmare: WHEEEE! (yeets himself into one of his hate puddles)
imagine Dream comes over and nm, waiting around the corner, jumpscares him with a cream pie to the face, and runs off laughing his head off maniacally
E: also 3:36 was my favorite bit lmao
Dream: I wish I have more view in undertube
Nightmare: I have an idea
Nightmare: check this out eat all of the dark apple
Nightmare: is it a 100k view yet
Nightmare sick and turning into nightmare
Nightmare, you better give me some of the Mac&cheese because I love cheese to much. *I N H A L E S* C H E E S E
It’s a little sad that mine didn’t make it, but it’s totally fine ^^
I remember someone making a comment about the “slay queen” and i just died laughing. It just had to happen when i was drinking coffee to.
*if theres a thiirrdd*
Nightmare with an obscure look in his eyes while taking a bite of of a whole block of cheese: chees
Killer in the background throwing another block of cheese at horror, who is infact eating a block of cheese
horror: hmfg
horror turning to killer and hitting him
killer: aUgH-
If there will ever be a 3rd
Passive: * Just keeps poking Cross's cheek *
Cross: What the hell is this cold air on my che-
NM: Passive quit poking Cross. * sips coffee *
Cross: Who the fuck-
1:57
First time ive been in a video, thank you
Dream: hey broth-da
Nightmare: what
Dream: what does $hïț mean?
Nightmare: WHO THOUGHT YOU THAT WORD?!?
Dream: uhhhh someone told me about it-
Nightmare: who.. told.. you.. that.. WORD?!?!?
Dream: uhhh killer-
Nightmare: KILLER GET YOUR BUTT HERE
Killer: *running away* IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE!!!
@@lucasgachalife0 Nightmare: *gets the belt*
@@jurikaye Killer: *unholy screeches*
Dream: killer
Killer:what?!
dream:Look at my dab hehe
Killer:AAAAÁAAAAAÁAÁAAAAAHHHHHHH
Nightmare:why do you do this to him
Dream: bc is fun
Nightmare: killer get out of the tree of you what me to get your ex
Killer:no
Nightmare:ok *get's killer's ex* here he is
Killer:*hiiiiiiis*
Killer's ex:wa-
Nightmare:shut up
Killer's ex:.....
wait killer has an ex
if third than
Nightmare: so today's plan is-
The rest of the sanses: *unholy screaming and arguing and fighting non-stop*
Dream: ... are you not gonna-
NM: no
Dream: YOU ARE A TERRIBLE FATHER!!!!
NM: says my gay brother
Dream:
NM:
Dream: FU-
Dream: hey hey nightmare don’t open this until I leave okay?
Nightmare: okay…
*dream runs off*
*nightmare opens paper dramatically*
Nightmare:….DREAM!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!! IM NOT GAY!!
This is amazing 😂😂😂 thanks for doing mine at the end
First this was amazing! You both did great jobs!
Second
Nightmare saying slayyy got me thinking about his mAtEriAl gUrL song ~ ✨✨😩👏
Third its finnally not blazing hot so imma work on the dustberry comic dub!!
Im really sorry its been taking so long its been really hot here. But i will try to get as much done as i can before bed while its still cool and not horribly loud, great video as always! You rock!
This absolutely the best one I've seen so far🤣🤣. But now that I think Abt it, why is ink still considered a good guy in the community? 🤔🤔
I like Cross's voice 🥺
Cross: nighy:(
Nm: what
Cross: I'm learning how to cuss:)
Nm: oh s###
This is amazing! Love it so much! 😂👍✨
We need a screem compilation
i think we already have one
4:51 this one is my fav 😂
*sips tea* ah yes revenge for the oreo-
*great job I laugh so hard I chocked-*
(Awesome job btw) If there is a part 3
Shattered: * Steals Nightmare's favorite coffee mug *
Nightmare: MY MUG! GET BACK HERE YOU GOOPY LEMON!
Shattered: NEVER! * Jumps out a random window with coffee mug *
Nightmare: * Demonic screaming *
Killer: This is fine.
@Nashaly Soto I just imagine Killer not even caring XD
@Nashaly Soto XD
PLEASEEE I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR OKDER VIDEOS YESTERDAYYYYY OMGGG
Nm at 6:05 is a goddamn mood
And so it begins.... voice chords tearing, throats shredding... and all to appease the algorithm. =) yes.
Ok ok, not sure if there's going to be a 3rd part, but if there is, I have a request (Also I loved this video, great job)
Cross: "I'm hungry.."
NM: "Then cook something.."
Cross: "But- I can't cook-"
NM: *Sigh* "Fine, I'll cook you some food.."
*2 secs later*
The other bad Sanses: "Can you cook us some food too, please?"
NM: "GOD DAMNIT-"
BRUH I AM WATCHING THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS FROM MY COMPUTER TRYING NOT TO LAUGH MY ASS OFF YOUR NOT PLAYIN FAIR! XD
Nm: you son of a bitch!!!
Dream: nm….. we have the same mommmmm!!!!!!!!!!
Nm:……….
Dream:………
Nm: ✨shut up✨ you’re adopted, I would never be related to some lemon on crack!!!!!
I guess Nightmare's been making a lot of trips to Fluffytale for coffee
(I was originally writing timestamps for this but he's got a cup of coffee for like a quarter of the video)
If there’s a part 3
Nightmare: what do you have in your hand?
Cross holding his big ass knife behind his back but also hold a mug of hot chocolate in the other hand: hot chocolate-
okay i know im a bit late to join in on the party but uh
Nightmare: *casually sipping on a mug of coffee*
Dream: *busts through door* HEY BROTHER I HAVE FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE TO STOP YOU! >:)
NM: And who would that be..?
D: Well then, come and take a look!
*Dustswap: Dusttrust Sans appears in the doorway*
NM: Who the *hell* is that?
*Dusttrust becomes phase 3*
NM: *confused screaming*
4:40 is my favourite part of the video LMAO.
Ay my comment made it! XD Love the voice acting on all of it!
If there's a part 3:
Random sans: Surprisingly non of those dumb kids has gotten hurt yet!
Nightmare: dumb kids?
* the bad sanses daring each other to jump off the roof or something*
Nightmare: wait... THOSE ARE MY DUMB KIDS
(here, a cookie for those who get it🍪🍪)
Ps: good voice acting
Thank you for the cookie
Killer: "What're you drinking?"
Nightmare: "Vodka."
Killer: "Straight??"
Nightmare: "No, I'm gay"
Killer: "... GUYS, I THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH BOSS!-"
Error: loves cats
While nightmare, error best friend
Night: AhHhhHhHhHhHHhHHhHhHHHHhHhHHh
3:09
Bro why is this so good the voices, everything AAAAAAA
Nightmare sounds pissed off