Stick It Where the Sun Don't Shine

Well, when I rolled out of Kinsley
I just followed the sign
Off toward New York City
Where the city lights shine
Smoking marijuana, driving about 99
There was a trooper with some paper
And he showed me where to send the fine
Why'nt you fold that up real nice
And then just stick it where the sun don't shine
Shine shine shine
Shine shine shine
Then I took a bunch of money
From a label on the hill
And I traveled across this country
On that label's bill
I kissed a girl in Reno just to watch her cry
But they caught it in the audit
And he pointed for me where to sign
Why'nt you fold that up real nice
And then just stick it where the sun don't shine
Shine shine shine
All the letters of agreement
And especially the valentines
Why'nt you fold that up real nice
And then just stick it where the sun don't shine
Shine shine shine