If First Dates Were Honest
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ก.ย. 2015
- “I’m totally holding in a fart right now.”
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It's not even sarcastic lines anymore. It's just explaining what they are doing. Lol love it.
Yep
A comment that it's like a scene from "Movie Title".
Isoluniv_714 Z a typical response to show that i too enjoy this series
Typing something pretending I'm interested about the topic
Poor guy must've been holding in that fart for quite a while lmao
can we just talk about how he left without getting his card back from he waiter?
That's what i thought, lol
I was just about to comment on that until I saw ur comment
same
That's how financially stable he is...
And she left her phone on the table 😂
"Generic answer trying to hide my crazy." Story of my whole life.
Literally me
Smörgåsbord 😂
Smörgåsbord I don't hide my crazy tho I have enough mercy to do that.😂
Smörgåsbord Sweden
Legit me when someone asks “how was your day?” Or “how are you?”. I’d want to say, “you know, crying cause I hate myself and what is this world that I live in, why am I even alive? And I stepped in dog poop today on the way to school and it started raining and I forgot to bring an umbrella. How’s yours going?” But I’m just like “it was good, you?”
"Totally holding in a fart right now." Best pick up line.
+Grace Saltzmann lol
Lol ikr😂
this one is better : totally holding in a fart right now but if I kiss you it will go away .
Lol
+Grace Saltzmann Anyone else cough at that moment or am I the only one.
"Totally mortified but im playing it off as adorkable" This video deserves its own playlist just for itself.
I think adorkable is the part which is lacking...
They missed a beat.when the bill came Kelsey should have said "pretending to want to split it just to be polite but really expecting you to pay for it"
I went out with a girl and she refused to let me pay so I snuck my money in her purse and she put it under my windshield wiper
@@M.g_marcum lol that some next level generosity
Matthew Marcum she sounds like a keeper
actually on my last date she just sat there and said nothing while i paid .. i would pay either way but i expected her to atleast show some intent on paying,
she might have just came for the free food man
@@givolimyerukim gotta be careful about that stuff
When that man farted at the end it woke up my cat.
:D :D :D :D :D =^. _ ^=
ThatClassic70sGirl aa
mine too
Georgia_ Tolson WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
😂😂😂😂😂
_Pointing out something funny and obscure in the video to get some likes._
+irian42 *Wondering why things as unoriginal as this still work but liking anyway*
+irian42 writing LOL and smileys :D :D :D without laughing in real life
+Hannah Ritter Feeling offended by supernatural reference because I don't like supernatural. Intense name calling
Hannah Ritter saying lol DC's better and runnig of, just to start an argument
+Hannah Ritter nothing clever to say and filling comment section with fake and gay
"accepting this gender role because it benefits me" its funny because its true.
Often bloody true
Id love it if she paid but no society will deem me cheap
Saul Cifuentes I always offer to pay and this one guy called my bluff and I ended up footing the bill. The worst part is that I don’t even claim to be a feminist. I’m traditional and only offer out of politeness...
I think a woman who offers to pay her share is sexy af
true
“Sexual...silence.”
“Okay.”
i never get that 'not comfortable eating in front of each other'. when I'm hungry i eat. i eat my food, yours, the table next to us's and well end the night in a drive thru
+blair waldorf Loved your comment xD!
Had a date once- she ate like she was a P.O.W. Prisoner.
Geez, ur not like Blair at all.
If a girl pigs out on a date, theres not gonna be sex. If shes planning sex, she doesnt want to look bloated, have to poop at your house, or blow a fart on your face in the 69........true story
Haha...I laughed so hard at this
Dates would be 80 % more successful if they were this honest ! I'd bet on it ! Who doesn't want to be himself anyway
+Suel Fadel ikr....i would like to say: i am holding a fart right now :D
+Suel Fadel I'd leave if someone talked about farts or poops.
True
What if you're actually a serial killer would you tell your date that?
right. when I next go on a date I'm ordering pizza no matter what! hold me to this promise.
But what happened to his credit card!!!!!!!!! So many questions left unanswered
+Videobyphone It got stolen
+Videobyphone That's why I always pay cash at restaurants
its like pll
+Videobyphone he was probably broke. good move
***** I'm guessing you haven't had good experience with women.
Quoting a significant line from the video so I could get alot of likes
Responding with the next line of the video.
putting laughing emojis
Saying that you're funny though it's not
Typing laughing emojis to feel included
+KK's Channel Sees someone who looks attractive and tries to bond with them.
Hiding the fact that I can't believe this girl is texting in the middle of our conversation without at least making up an excuse as to why it is important.
Yeah, that's a deal breaker for me. You touch your phone on a date and it's not an emergency, it's like, "Hit the bricks sister!"
I can assure you if a girl likes you she won't touch her phone
guys do this too! it's a turn off for both genders
this is the funniest video ive watched just because its so accurate
+touchdalight I just watched your new video omg you're hilarious!!
+touchdalight You're so cute
+touchdalight If you liked that you might like the play they totally ripped off in this video. It's called Awkward Silence by Jay Reiss.
+touchdalight not to mention that it is brilliant
110% real
more of these lol
+myah you want more leauge of legends?
+myah Lol I wish life was like this! 17 Year Old Natural Bodybuilder! Please check out my channel!
lol
+Jakob Najmi Chris jones. look em up
hyam e a
He walked out of there without his card.
Yeah, and she forgot her phone!!
+Lauren Umbreon and they forget the cameraman
+webba03 if you look closely her phone is in her hand but it's got a black case and she's wearing a black dress so it mixes in
I was thinking about that the rest of the time, no joke they left and I was like," But- his- His Credit Card!"
Lol he is so rich he doesnt need it.
this could not be better executed
Executions. Your favourite thing
I like this style of conversation
So do I actually
Says that I don't when I actually do.
It would be hard to perform like that
Agrees and awkwardly smiles
My first date was awkward, but funny. We were getting on really well, but, I fell over, literally over nothing too. I felt like an idiot, and panicked. He helped me back up, and we burst out laughing.
Four years later? Still together. :)
That is the sweetest thing that I've heard so far. Sounds like something that happens on tv shows and movies.
+Pen Fin lol haha
congrats :) sadly just ended a year relationship yesterday.. some hard stuff
Sorry to hear that, but, I think you'll get through it, no matter how hard it seems.
+MsAquamonkey Awweee thats so cute
These guys are actually really good at acting
Why does this reming me of The Sims? 😂
Ebobsu
Because they state the names of different actions you'd pick for a sim, if you took him/her on a date night with another sim.
Kaliltokox
OMG WHY DID JUST LEAVE ALL THAT FOOD. OMG LIKE USE IT FOR TAKE OUT, OR FOR GOODS SAKE JUST EAT IT.
+Hasti Nvb Its called first impressions.
+Drifting247 what kind of first impression is that? that u like to waste food?XD
+Zhara siell
Indeed I always try to finish my meal. Would be wierd for a guy to not eat his whole meal on a 1st date i think.
I wouldnt take it home with me though. Would look wierd on a 1st date i think.
I wouldn't say it's weird, even though I'd suggest for anyone just to eat their food if they are hungry xD Any kind of social pressure shouldnt be of any concern.
I guess the reason they left it is because they are nervous they will drop food on themselves or eat wrong. Or get bloated or something.
For me foods a good thing to take your mind off being nervous.
And besides im normally hungry who wants to leave good food. And its normally really good because you take them to a good restaurant to impress them.
HE NEVER GOT HIS CARD BACK! :P
yeah 😂😂😂
And This pick up line tho about totally holding in a fart right now and you still worried about his credit card
+GhostSickness OMFG not ghost this has gotta be a fake account.
😳😁😨😰
"I'm mortified but I'm playing it off as adorkable!" 😂
So true. We accept gender roles that benefit us and deny others that don't.
+Adachi Selas
I feel like that applies to societal roles in general.
Of course, because it works.
Same with racism
Well are we wrong tho? I mean who would want to have less benefits and more problems? I think the problem is not the person not wanting to full pay , but to not pay the half, I think half on half is fair, cuz I don’t think is fair for men to pay it all , but I also don’t want to pay it all, so I prefer a world where everyone does there part and pays and helps with what they can , paying half on half. Anyway what I mean is, we shouldn’t fight so woman pay all, or men, but that both help, just like, black people fought so they could vote, they didn’t fought so white people stop voting, you know? We should try always to preserve our gender/sexuality,race privilege while at the same time try to give this privilege as much as possible to the others gender/race/sexuality, and ending our problems and the others too, this is what equality means,although obviously it’s gonna be easier to some since certain gender/race / and sexuality have much more problems and less privilege than the others
Especially women.
I SHIP IT
same!
SO FUCHING HARD !!
ugh, same
I was chanting "SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP"
+UnstoppableUnicorn Nooo Kelsey and Justin!
This is actually so clever
"Standard question about your life"
"generic answer trying to hide my crazy"
lol so can i have the food since they didnt eat it or...
When they got up I was like 'you left your food, I'll just find someone to eat it with me'
omgg xiumin
yixing park 😂
same lol
Army 😊
"I'm accepting this gender role because it benefits me"
Buzzfeed finally trying to understand us
if only I could get a first date :(
Aww, you will one day...
I used to wish I'd get a date, but then I realized that my life in incredibly boring and that would be a major turn-off, so to avoid that sort of thing, I don't even aim to get a girlfriend anymore.
+Cyberlord Kinda like me right now :D Ijust see that a girlfriend would bring on more problems in than there already are in my life.
I find myself saying that too. I dont care how ackward so long as I can get a date, but alas, no dates. 😢😛
Same :(
So...the secret is get the girl to drop her wine on her lap? *Note taken
Buzzfeed always knows how to give me the feels
THIS IS AMAZING, like is so synchronised and their acting is pretty awesome.
that was actually really well done!
+The Soup Nazi That's what she said :P
It’s like an inner monologue of an android trying to pass as human lol
They NAILED that. The actors, I mean.
as said by Larry David - "A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone." 100% true!!
This was actually done super well. It's really hard to act one thing and say another. A+ job, guys! Solid video. :)
Admiring Chris so much right now but realizing that he won't notice me.
OMFG id be the wierdo sneaking up to the plates after the video to eat the food they didnt!
+Christina Pierrus I will be behind you, checking out your butt.
+Michael W Making a filler comment with almost-funny joke about how weird that would be
Christina Pierrus Same
Christina Pierrus Don't forget about the credit card.😂
i need a life
don't we all
+xlouis233 LOL
+xlouis233 i'm looking doown
So do I :/
Me too
What If we acually said that stuff hahaha
meanwhile her food marinates in a delicious bath of white wine 😂😁🍷🍷
He left his credit card with the waiter!!!!!
This was actually very clever! I laughed at how truthful this was.
TO SHIP OR NOT TO SHIP, THAT IS THE QUESTION.
Angel Manaois TO SHIP INDEED
This was all so good. Wished they'd made a joke about girls pretending to pay to seem like they don't want the guy to, but they do.
"I'm reaching for the check to show we're equally as entitled to paying for a check, but letting you do it because it benefits me"
quoting a funny line from the video
Seeing this type of comment so many times that it's starting to bother me
typing a witty reparte....
(retyping 5x cos autocorrect)
This acting was amazing. Well done buzzfeed.
This whole video basically describes every date I've ever been on. Good job buzzfeed.
I love how perfectly they capture the tone, you can practically hear what they’re saying it’s brilliant
Who on Buzzfeed wrote this? That person deserves a raise! This is the most brilliant thing you've done!
I like bananas
+Mr. Carrot Cake maybe he just likes bananas jeezz kids these days 😂😂😂😂😂
+NeonPikachuGirl in yur arse
+NeonPikachuGirl I like trains.
No you don't
+Philip Zeplin WRRRRMMMMM
"Forgot card so the cab right home is on you"
He never got his card back...
Darcey Haynes COPIED
And they never ate the food...
"Comfortable silence"
"Sexual silence"
"Ok!"
Buzzfeed should do more vids like this one
Totally loved it
This wasone of the best vids buzzfeed have done in a while
This Kelsey and Chris combo is pretty cool! Havin conversation-mimicking narrative is so trippy and effective!!!! I love it!
This is my favorite BuzzFeed video.
Same here!!!
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if you've scrolled have a wonderful day and I hope u have a great week
+Luis Jacinto Thanks, you too ;)
Exactly how dating always is for me, without the recovery halfway through.
Relatable generic comment about this video and " quoting one of the jokes in it "
thinking this is clever and saying I was going to say the same thing even though I wasn't 😂😂 laughing emoji even though I have a straight face
@@Jay-jz2nh Trying to keep this conversation going exactly like they do in the video
wow. this concept is really cool!!! the tone is totally like a normal conversation while they are saying the lines. it's so good!!!
"Generic answer to hide my crazy"
"MMMMM"
😂
"im going to take the quickest poop possible and pretend it was a pee"
story of my life
story of my life
'Generic answer, trying to hide my crazy' omg hahaha this is me
one of the best buzzfeed videos! keep up the good quality!
Best bizzfeed video ever!!!!! Doooooo wellll executed!!!! :-) and yep spot on!
This video actually packed plenty of valuable info :)
"doing my job" lol this is GREAT
These two are great actors, they pulled this off sounding like it’s a normal conversation
everyone's like yeah I ship them
I'm wondering who's gonna eat that food
i ship them
Same
CHRISLEY
Where to?
@@NESherv lmfao
I love watching there lives unfold in every episode. Lol
Dude that gets stood up in the end is me! 😂
"I'm totally holding in a fart right now" 😂😂😂
First dates are always so awkwardly painful
"I'm accepting this gender role because it benefits me" HELL YES
"Trying to keep this energy going" haha I relate to that
i only go on fist dates
Haha
+delnuggets is that intended to be 'fist'? 'cuz that's kinky to be doing only 'that'
billy joe
im a very deliberate person
the ship is sailing
These actors have amazing chemistry.
Quoting a funny line and reference a specific time to click on.
SunnyElsa _ leaving a comment to let you know I agree with you.
"Accepts this gender role because it benefits me" I DIED
"generic answer, trying to hide my crazy"
MEEEEEEEE
"trying to be valiant" "mortified but im playing it off as adorkable" I LAUGHED SO HARD
these are some of the smartest videos ive seen on TH-cam. thumbs up!
this is written sO WELL
They look so cute together
This has to be one of buzzfeed finest series. They killed it
When the guy was farting at the end, I was literally cutting the cheese!!! LOLOLOLOL'S FART JOKES!!!
This was cute.
pretending i found this relatable even though all i do on dates is freeze and be awkward
The awkward hug at the start is so relatable
I love how he just walks off without his card 😂😂