The Body Guard Measures You 👀 | ASMR Personal Attention Positive Affirmation Typing Face Touching
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ต.ค. 2024
- Your Body Guard is back to measure your "star power". This video is quirky and includes positive affirmations, measuring, and close up ear to ear whispers.
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“I didn’t have my milk today, I’m a little wired.” Is maybe the funniest line I’ve ever heard in an ASMR video. Thanks Cap!
I can actually relate x)
Remember he’d prefer to be called “Cap Wick” 😂
Can't spell wired without "weird", and this one took the cake when I wanted my brain stapled. 😅
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Yeah I feel you, it's really sad when you forget to drink your milk
Not to be dramatic but I’m literally in love with your whole style of asmr, the mixture of low talking and whispering, the storylines, the humour… I’m in awe! I’ll be honest, I find it hard to connect with male asmrtists but you are an exceptional talent ☺️💕
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This is so well said homie
This is super true. Very well said!
Failing to see how any of this is "dramatic," but a'ight.
@@NovaLaMason Average female
Am I the only one who wants this to turn into a romance series where we fall in love with our bodyguard please PLEASE PLESSEEEE
Yessss say no more!!
It would be so cool
The 'forbidden romance' or just bond between trust and safety
You’d love the book twisted games by Ana huang 🫠
Y’all Jus weird fr😭
@@kenasanson2833 weird do I have to show you some rps that ARE OUT THERE OR CRAZIER LOVE BASED lol
@@kenasanson2833 😭
“I don’t think you look like an Oompa Loompa” much appreciated 🤣
Winning combo for me. Relax through the ASMR mixed with the bursts of laughter from your sharp sense of humour.
not us almost getting shot for startling our milk-deprived armed bodyguard over an oompa loompa crisis...
Cap Wick. Your comedic timing in this RP is so funny. Your facial expressions really made me laugh. Are famous people really, like, this nutty? The staple gun bit made me remember the late "Amazing Johnathon". 14:48 super tingly "shushes" and Kit Kat's right about the beard scratching. Thanks. Have a relaxing weekend.
When you said “are you taking your meds?” I realized I lowkey forgot to take my meds. Thanks for the reminder lol!
Same!!!😂😂
This is hilarious Captain Wick! One minute I'm relaxing with your whispering, and just like that, I'm cracking up!! Oompa loompa. Soo unexpected.😂 Thank you for bringing your humor to the end of my work week. Love your beard scratching and the keyboard tapping. Here's a glass of milk, star crunch cookie, and a kit kat bar for you.🥛🍪🍫 Enjoy your weekend.
0:11 - 0:18 If TH-cam's "most replayed" tool marks that part of the video, chances are it's because of me. I've watched it like 20 times already. lol
Btw. the beard scratching towards the end reminded me that I forgot to BEG you for more beard scratching content!
You’re no Oompa Loompa. I am dying. Hahaha. If a man doesn’t compliment me like that I don’t want him.
How does one relax to ASMR when its full of comedy gold? Laughing while you sleep thats a new ASMR experience 🤣 love it ❤️
Darn… wish this little loompa oompa had the shhhmoney to hire the body guard to get ish done… maybe he takes payment in milk? And mad respect for not measuring my chesticles, you’re no nincumpoop… such a man of integrity 😂. These always have me dying more than falling asleep. Thanks for the entertainment Bailey-HUGS ❤️
Your comments are always so great 🤣
@@deadrisingrules1, Viiiibes! That’s just cuz you’re probly a real one. It’s nice to know I made someone laugh today so have a dope weekend dude😊
Its oompa loompa not the other way
@@serenity9469, LOL… be cool. You are right and I put respect on Charlie & the Chocolate Factory 😂 but that’s the joke, he called us “loompa oompa” in the beginning of the video is all. Have nice weekend!
this comment… is how i aspire to be. love it🙏🏻
14:18 WHY IS THIS PART SO FUNNY TO ME LMAO "you feel like your brains coming out of your head....you feel like your bRAiNS coming out of your HeAD?"
for a sec, i though the title read “STAR CRUNCH”...think ive been watching enough boy in the back of the class lol. perfect thing to end off my work week 🥳💙
I NNEEEED just one fully whispering video. I love the soft spoken, but the whispers are so tingly.
I found your channel today and have spent as much of my day as possible watching your videos. I looove it. Your close-up whispers are just 🤯🤩
lets get a mortician asmr
At this point I stopped watching your videos for ASMR and now I just watch them for the plot and comedy.
WOW cap wick ;) this was an incredible video from beginning to end!! i loved this one so much!!!
the new set up is so relaxing tooo!! thank ya for the tingles sir!
This is genuinely entertaining even outside of the realm and purpose of asmr. Kind of incredibly funny; you really did it with this one.
i can’t relax if u keep throwing jokes 😭
If Johnny Depp and Skeet Ulrich had a baby...
1:30 the fact that im actually 5'2 it's hilarious to me. I laughed out loud.
I honestly love these body guard videos so much, please keep it up! :)
Really nice and relaxing ASMR rp Bailey - Amazing quality content as always bro!
Lmao 🤣 so we know McAfee huh?
I hope you’re guarding us from the Clint-I mean “others” 👀
Him: “You’re special. You’re a star.”
Me: *Knows he isn’t referring to me but I still felt it warm my soul all the same*
Thank you.
What the hell are we doing hanging with John McAfee? Apparently Cap Wick isn't watching us close enough; we are running around with McAfee AGAIN he knows we make bad decisions!
- Puts note in planner to send bodyguard checks to 'Cap Wick' from now on -
- Writes second note to also dock Cap Wicks pay because he called me a little oompa loompa -
You have a killer smile, Cap Wick, that's for sure... 🤭💀
I literally just voted for Bodyguard in your poll 5 sec ago and then you post! Must be fate😅🙌
I love this guy, he is so charismatic, handsome, loving and caring 💛
It’s my frikkin bday…..and the gift of the day was the ooooompa looooommpa ref….. man I love you so much X
happy birthday :)
I just got here and already got a gun drawn on me lol
Honestly he’s fine
Sorry Bailey I-I mean CAPTAIN WICK 😎🤵🏻♂️that I been calling you that , now on is CAPTAIN OR CAP ✨🤩
Sir please, I have a weak heart you can't keep being this unbelievably attractive, I'm going to have a heart attack and die
You sir are definitely one of my favorite asmrists 😳
i have a hard time listening to asmr with just sounds bc it my mind tends to wander haha so I love that your videos have so much personality and story to them, ty for putting out such great stuff
Cap Bailey the holy name of Cher should not be taken in vain! Lol
This bodyguard do care about his boss 🥺 that’s so sweet
i really love, when cap switch one "ear" to another...
This man's humour 😭
Who let the best looking man in the world on TH-cam. He has surpassed Keanu and Reynolds for sure.
I just *know* someone's making fanfics about this 😂
When your bodyguard is just as unhinged as you are 🫶🏽 #besties
But like…your ASMR style is so…amazing? Idk something about your ASMR Is literally addictive and the added humour is just *chefs kiss, YOUR SEXY ❤️
過去最高にかっこいい人を見つけてしまったかもしれない😇
''What are you saying about you online?''
my ass: They said I looked pregnant in my last instagram pictue :(
''That's understandable, I don't think you look like an Oompa Loompa''
bye lol
Omg the McAfee comment cracked me the f**k up 😂 I’m listening to this while I’m working to make my project more bearable … tingles while I hustle 😂 #itsabanger
"if i wasn't your bodyguard i'd be hitting on you" THIS IS MAGNIFICENT HAHAHSHAHHA
You make me laugh!! 😂 Loved the deep breathing and counting section. 😁
Awww… that ending! ❤️
You almost pew pew’d him right in the face 😂
REQUEST: Hey Cap! What if you did a video explaining to us all the salary and benefits options with a super cool job. It's so reassuring to hear about benefits on job sites. Just a thought. Thanks for posting great videos
How do I sign up for a bodyguard like you? Such a kind, encouraging and funny person, the world needs more people like you Cap 😊
“Ur very slim and tall” me watching this as a 4”11 mid size girl: 😗💅🏼
Didn’t know where you were going with measuring “star power” and the measuring tape 😂 thanks for another great video- love your sense of humor and the laughs!
Uhm. I need this body guard on my payroll. Right. this. second.
cap: i dont think you look like an Oompa loompa.. youre quite tall actually"
me, 5 feet tall: omg u really think so
Immediately subscribed!🤌🏼you’re amazing
is this a stand up routine or asmr bro 💀💀😭😭😭 im like half sleeping then i burst out laughing lmaoooooooo
Look, you stay hush hush about McAfee, and I’ll make sure everyone around here calls you Cap Wick.
Deal?
Deal. 👍🏻
Thanks for saying I don’t look like an Oompa Loompa, my actual short, squishy self appreciates it 😁
Ahhh Cap, you’re just the chilled giggle I needed tonight. Thanks 💙
Cap Wick is the only guy that can call me their oompa loompa without me getting insulted. Next time please have some rose petals for me to eat though thx
Your videos are like mini relaxing shows that should be on netflix.
This is amazing on SO many levels - can’t stop laughing.
John McAfee!?! Lmao!! Did not expect that what's so ever!! Lmao!! 🤣👏🏼
I couldn't stop grinning, this was too funny!
Somebody in comments drinked Cap's milk ? I hope Nesquik still exist in fridge.
We must be very calm boss 😎 becouse he keep messing with us. And we didn't shoot him in rage lol like most gangster bosses do when they mess with them xdd.
First ASMR I've watched/listened to in months. Got new neighbors that are very loud and been in a dark place mentally for awhile. Feels good to get back into the tingles. 💜
3 hours late- but worth it-
I was gonna recommend a, maybe, Bodyguard asks you out?, or something like that, there aren't many like that
Now let ME measure YOUR star power 😻
I'm in love with your smile
I was just wakin up from a nap and you put a gun in my face.
Found you today. Wow. This was relaxing, fun, slightly a turn on and I found myself enjoying a one sided personal attention date with chuckles sprinkled in. I'll be back 🙌🏼
i’m so glad u said it’s slightly a turn on, though i was crazy
"it's a banger!" 🤣🤣
The frequency of your uploads is amazing! The quality of the videos is absolutely star level 🎖🤩
Oh Captain, my Captain..... Understood sir. Lol. Great video!
Omg the staple gun is AMAZING
This video is so perfect. I love you Cap Wick, I love you.
You crack me up! Amazing as always!
It probably wasn't meant to be funny, but I nearly LOL-ed with "Your head okay?" 😂
“Yer lookin’ like a dag’gum schnack..!” 😂🥰😏 and I didn’t have my milk today. Lmao. Wth cap. 🤣🤣 I happen to have a full size cw9 kahr.
I love these rambley ones because you just never know where you’re going to end up and it’s always hilarious. All because there was no milk😂
Why in the hell did getting stapled in the face give me the asmr tingles :| What's wrong with me 😭😂 Great video thank you for posting!!
Every time you whisper into the mic bro, oh my days 🫠🤤🤤🤤🤤
Looking forward to that close up whispers video! 😁🙏🏼👍🏻
I need to clip off that one gray hair sticking out from your stash and then I'll be okay....Zzzz
Can You Do A John Wick Roleplay Or A Series Of Him?!
I need the bodyguard to patch me up one of these times 😭.
And the award for most eligible asmartist on TH-cam goes to, ( opens envelop) Cap Wick.🤣
I imagine the interview for this job is kind of like that scene in Night at the Museum when the old guy hands the new one a bunch of weird instructions and instruments with no explanation. It only starts to make sense the longer you work there 😂😂
“Tall and slim.”
I beg to differ! 😝 I’m squishy
I had my eyes closed until I heard the "hard, poggers, based" 😂😂😂
i like how weird this is
That's really cool, keep going! 👍👍👍
I can’t do backwards math that’s called subtraction DEAD
NOT THE OOMPA LOOMPA I LAUGHED SO HARD I THINK I POPPED A VEIN 😭😭😭
😂I don’t think you look like an Oompa Loompa
The mcafee comments were relentless I was laughing my ass off😭😭😂
"I don't think you look like an oompah loompah 😁"