Cap: “Do I need to zip tie you?” Me: “I thought you’d never ask.” 😝 Seriously though, this video had me cracking up. Another gem for the archives, Cap. 👍🏻
I love how wacky this one is, Cap! You never fail to make me smile or laugh in some way. You thinking the suspect is an alien at one point made me think an Area 51 video would be fun especially with your little bits of comedy attached.
Undercover Timestamps: 0:18 They have who they were coming for 1:48 Earbuds Ad To: (Is "just" whispering) 9:14 Latex Gloves 12:41 Flashlight 🔦 (Also I invoke the fifth. That's what Mike taught me.) 14:53 Flashlight 26:53 Nah man, I must be trippin'. 💀 Goodnight everyone. Very cool video.
I'm supposed to be asleep, but I'm here LMAO. The MIB cockroach, Blue Bonnet, the smile at the slip in the Miranda rights? That got me. Love your humor. Love you Cap, thanks for helping me to relax and sleep!!! I'm listening you from Argentina.
My blood sugar dipped tonight to a pretty scary level after dinner. I’m going around to some of my favorite ASMR videos (new and old) to remind me that I’m ok! This one has been nice to listen to for a few days now 😊 thank you for doing what you do!
You've got creativity, comfort, humor, charm, & beauty for dayyyys, Cap! You're the best! Thanks for always helping me fall asleep with a smile on my face🙂 Ily toooo!🤗💕
The production, the quality, the sound, everything in each of your videos is perfect, you always do an incredible job and it is to be admired, I'm proud of you!
This character gives me major Super Troopers vibes 😂😂😂 I just recently discovered your channel and you have been helping me sleep like IMMENSELY. Thank you for all you do!!!! ❤
i defffff felt a lot of tingles the moment the pat down started 😭 my gay self was like "oh we starting already?! 😳👁👁" especially at 5:55 haha i opened my eyes so fast cuz i thought he heard my joke in my head 😂
Cop Bailey = by far my favourite Bailey. 'Oscar Meyer Weiner'. 'I'm not gonna go down there, they don't pay me enough for that'. The alien twist. The walkie that seems like a prop from Apocalypse Now. The cop lights. And of course, the mustache! Can Cop Bailey soon return please? There's a sequel in this story for sure.
Bluebonnet to the rescue of our sleep time through the caring nature of suspection and pat down. Also smooth integration of sponsored content down there at the beginning.
"making sure that you're not carrying anything that going to cost me any bodily harm?" me: *has a werewolf serum that you accidentally inject yourself with*
Sooo, why do they call you Blue Bonnet🧐?? Maybe if you had some Blue Bonnet then that glove would have went on easier 🤣, 9:51. Lol, thanks for the pat pat pat down and the belly ache from all that laughter 😂. Mood after this...goofy. Thanks Cap, 🤍 ya!
Sometimes there are sudden sounds that are a bit noisy (in my opinion), so I suggest you put on headphones also to increase the professionalism of your channel more and more, just if you want of course. However, thank you like always for your videos, you are my comfort asmr artist; i'm really grateful to you and to your channel.✨ Oh and you can't even imagine how many tingles your whispers and close up give me😭💆🏻♀️
Bro! I said, "Yes, Sir," more times in this 27 minutes than I have in my whole life! Whew, Cappie!💪🏽😎 This one is actually perfect for working at home. You're hilarious, so I keep laughing and chill at the same time. 🥰❤️🔥💯
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The way you transitioned into the ad was incredible 😂
does everyone have tips for a new asmrtist
@@asmrsleeper777 👀👀
@@scaligi lol
I sm Herr for dem aliens 👽 😂
15:16 quick recovery from the character break had me gigglin
😂
5:57 he knows his audience so well hahaha. thanks for the amazing video cap, feeling sleepy already
7:23 "Call me Blue Bonnet."
My brain, half asleep: "Bubonic??"
🐀🦠😷
Sometimes these videos are a maturity test for me and I fail every time. The way I laughed at “nothing in the pants” 😂😂
How am I supposed to sleep if I’m laughing the whole time 😂
right? lol same!
thank you for the dark background 🖤 makes it easier to fall asleep
You're so welcome!
The whispers/soft talking are particularly good in this vid, Cap. What the hell? You’re getting better with every new vid.
Awhhh you’re too kind ❤️
Cap trying not to laugh at himself and what he’s saying 😭😭 best parts for me
The "because ily" part in the caption rly so cute 💗
Because I luv ya 😁
“If I don’t make it back, tell my dog he’s a good boy.” 🥺 That was unexpectedly wholesome haha
Cap: “Do I need to zip tie you?”
Me: “I thought you’d never ask.” 😝
Seriously though, this video had me cracking up. Another gem for the archives, Cap. 👍🏻
This actually had me laughing out loud!! “Pervert!”😂😂😂
I love how wacky this one is, Cap! You never fail to make me smile or laugh in some way. You thinking the suspect is an alien at one point made me think an Area 51 video would be fun especially with your little bits of comedy attached.
It's hard to put into words, but Cap gives off a very homey vibe. Thanks Cap, your videos are always a comfort 😄
It's like your hanging with your best friend being silly 😊
I misread that lol
Literally 01:23 and i can't sleep, Cap to the rescue!! We appreciate you 💯 Cap.
I got you Geeee!!
"Have I told you I'm an undercover cop yet?" -he says post groin pat down 😂
“Oscar Meyer Weiner this is Blue Bonnet” way too funny! Love your comedic style Cap. Ya never disappoint! 😄😄
Hahaha thanks Sandy
Undercover Timestamps:
0:18 They have who they were coming for
1:48 Earbuds Ad
To: (Is "just" whispering)
9:14 Latex Gloves
12:41 Flashlight 🔦
(Also I invoke the fifth. That's what Mike taught me.)
14:53 Flashlight
26:53 Nah man, I must be trippin'. 💀
Goodnight everyone.
Very cool video.
thanks!!
You definitely do the best close whispering it’s out of this world 😊
Nothing I love more than laughing while trying to fall asleep. You’re a gem Cap!🤍
your videos always knock me out, you're definitely one of my favourite ASMRtists
That brings me joy:) thanks
He had too much fun with making this... he was trying not to laugh 3 times in the video until he finally laughed at the end 😂
Your asmr channel is truly one of the most fun and comforting channels I’ve ever subscribed to. Wonderful work as always! ❤️
absolutely obsessed with all your videos, i can’t stop watching them!! 🫶🏻
🥹
The way he whispers is very heart touching. He looks so adorable. I love to hear him.❤❤❤❤
I'm supposed to be asleep, but I'm here LMAO. The MIB cockroach, Blue Bonnet, the smile at the slip in the Miranda rights? That got me. Love your humor. Love you Cap, thanks for helping me to relax and sleep!!! I'm listening you from Argentina.
Thank you for your service Cap! The world appreciates your service. Love you ❤
My pleasure. Thank you for watching :)
If a cop could smell you and immediately figure out who you are, I wouldnt know what to think
I would think he is Matt Murdock in disguise lol
There’s no way I could have kept a straight face taping this 😂
My blood sugar dipped tonight to a pretty scary level after dinner. I’m going around to some of my favorite ASMR videos (new and old) to remind me that I’m ok! This one has been nice to listen to for a few days now 😊 thank you for doing what you do!
Stay healthy, stay safe my love❤
Integrating the sponsorship into the narrative, that's so smart lol I love it
And the mustache...sir yes sir 🚔🥵
We growing er’ out! 🤓
The amount of excitement i get when this guy’s notification pops up is unhealthy. Keep it up G!
You've got creativity, comfort, humor, charm, & beauty for dayyyys, Cap! You're the best! Thanks for always helping me fall asleep with a smile on my face🙂 Ily toooo!🤗💕
The production, the quality, the sound, everything in each of your videos is perfect, you always do an incredible job and it is to be admired, I'm proud of you!
Thanks so much
I've actually come to enjoy ur asmr a little bit and this one is by far my fav. Love the acting
the lights are such a cool touch. love it!
Super creative! Love the up close whispering 🫠
I feel like this was just Cap’s way of living out his wanting to be a cop fantasy. Also this is adorable
Cap do you need a hug? 😂 you've been quite the love bug recently but ily too for putting me to sleep every night, thank you ☺️
That was the smoothest transition into an ad I’ve ever seen in my entire life LOL!!
I love the way he put the sponsorship! First time sitting through a full sponsorship
It was the sniff for me 😂 0:31
You're so creative! Love your role plays!😍
I love the up close whispers with exam and breathy talking ❤
this was an excellent one 😂 it sparked much joy watching you piss up the gloves. and the whispers were sick, all the tingles yas
This character gives me major Super Troopers vibes 😂😂😂
I just recently discovered your channel and you have been helping me sleep like IMMENSELY. Thank you for all you do!!!! ❤
"I can zip tie you to that tree if you want me to?" I have an answer to that question but I wouldn't class it as PG13 🤣
SAME
The fact that I listen to everything with Raycon earbuds and I get this? I’m getting more because they are the best, and they are VERY noise canceling
Oh-so-relaxing! The undercover cop roleplay and frisking who'd have thought - Thank you for the tingles and the love bro ❤❤❤❤
Maybe we have us a new series 🤓😁❤️
@@CapBaileyASMR 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
"I'll show you exactly why they call me blue bonnet"
That got me good 🤣🤣🤣
This is so funny, but very relaxing! I don't know whether to laugh or sleep omg
same! lol
Laugh yourself to sleep, oh and think pure thoughts of course 😁
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time🤣😂. And you worked that Raycon ad in so seamlessly! ❤
Hahah I’m glad you enjoyed it
i defffff felt a lot of tingles the moment the pat down started 😭 my gay self was like "oh we starting already?! 😳👁👁" especially at 5:55 haha i opened my eyes so fast cuz i thought he heard my joke in my head 😂
the deadpan deliveries i can't 😂❤ never knew laughing could be so relaxing, thanks blue bonnet lmao
the creativity is off the charts
CAP! I love how u put the RayCon plug into the skit! And btw YOU can frisk me ANYTIME, ANYWHERE 😂
😁❤️
Cap you should totally make a proximity video, like with your voice and tingles that would be super amazing, ly and take care 😩❤️❤️✨
It’s 1:30 am here in England- I can’t sleep so let’s see if Cap can soothe me…! 😊
Cop Bailey = by far my favourite Bailey.
'Oscar Meyer Weiner'.
'I'm not gonna go down there, they don't pay me enough for that'.
The alien twist.
The walkie that seems like a prop from Apocalypse Now.
The cop lights.
And of course, the mustache!
Can Cop Bailey soon return please? There's a sequel in this story for sure.
I'm like, why take my ear buds out... oh I see what you did there. Clever. You never cease to entertain.
The delivery of the Miranda Rights got me 😂😂
This is way too funny for sleeping yet still relaxing af!!! 😂😂😂
Bluebonnet to the rescue of our sleep time through the caring nature of suspection and pat down. Also smooth integration of sponsored content down there at the beginning.
Some of this cop's methods seem rather unusual and I love it! Feeling perplexed but thrilled 😂
🤓POLICIA
@@CapBaileyASMR There should be a sequel where you use some of 'em tweezers to inspect if the suspect is wearing some sort of a mask... Just saying 😏
Sleep, relaxation, and peace love it and love you keep up your amazing work
On that channel, I've learned the expression "burst out laughing" and this is why. Thank you for tears of laughter.
Awesome new video as always!! Love your acting too, it’s so immersive
I lit said I am carrying a weapon 😂😂 you saying pervert was soooo perfect😂
The threat of being zip tied to a tree is really funny to me like its either a really small tree or a ridiculous amount of zip ties
Your videos are so relaxing and you play the characters so well. You’re definitely one of my favorite ASMRtists
That means a lot ❤️
@@CapBaileyASMR ❤️❤️
Giving David Arquette vibes from his character Officer Dewey in the Scream movies. Love it!
Love your content Cap! You keep putting out Bangers! ❤
Omg I love this so much! Thank you for this, it really eased my anxiety over moving. ❤️
Best of luck on the move!
@@CapBaileyASMR Ahh, thank you, love! That means a lot! ❤️
A cap video for just when I'm headed to bed, perfect🤩
Sleep well!
"making sure that you're not carrying anything that going to cost me any bodily harm?"
me: *has a werewolf serum that you accidentally inject yourself with*
Best ASMR channel on YT❤
the way this has me laughing out LOUD. thanks cap
Sooo, why do they call you Blue Bonnet🧐?? Maybe if you had some Blue Bonnet then that glove would have went on easier 🤣, 9:51. Lol, thanks for the pat pat pat down and the belly ache from all that laughter 😂. Mood after this...goofy. Thanks Cap, 🤍 ya!
That sponsor transition tho... 10/10 😂
THE ACTING IS UNBELIEVABLE OMFG 😨😨🫶
Ahhh lie to me 😁 I’m glad you enjoyed it
@@CapBaileyASMR No i watch this to put me asleep and i start cackling at the stuff you say man your too funny 😭😁
the *sniff* *sniff* “yeah this is definitely the one” had me dying 💀
have had a rly hard day id say even bad but this, this right here is bringing me the comfort i need to fall asleep, ty cap❤
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Sometimes there are sudden sounds that are a bit noisy (in my opinion), so I suggest you put on headphones also to increase the professionalism of your channel more and more, just if you want of course.
However, thank you like always for your videos, you are my comfort asmr artist; i'm really grateful to you and to your channel.✨
Oh and you can't even imagine how many tingles your whispers and close up give me😭💆🏻♀️
He gonna have dat Captain Hook mustache if he keep growing it out
Hahahah ahhh you’re funny 😁
9:06
him: do you understand? 🤨
me: sir DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO BE UNDERSTANDING?? 😭
Bro! I said, "Yes, Sir," more times in this 27 minutes than I have in my whole life! Whew, Cappie!💪🏽😎
This one is actually perfect for working at home. You're hilarious, so I keep laughing and chill at the same time. 🥰❤️🔥💯
Loved this one Fr Fr, couldn’t help but make me smile
8:28 Cap: yk what they dont pay me enough for that.
Me: oh yhank god🙌
Cap: yk what on 2nd thought...
Me: oh hellll nawwww☠️☠️☠️
“ ….everything else was really wrong, you even added numbers in there. Your drunk!” 😂😂😂 this was funny asf
" Definitely something in the pants..." 😂😂 that had me laughing pretty hard
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Perfect right when I'm bout to sleep cap drops a banger,Love the vids keep it up❤
"I was his undercover dentist" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 too funny 🤣
The tension throughout this whole video 😮💨
Hahaha
I hope they put me in a chair, I must have been asleep in less than 10 minutes for this one! Excellent work as always!
Thank you for the tingles Blue Bonnet 🌠
Cap you have me blushing lol 😊😂 I like this role play I couldn't sleep 😅
I love the timing man I really appreciate you brooo
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@@CapBaileyASMR 🫶🫶🫶🥹
Sorry I should be asleep right now I will go sleep goodnight
We all love you too cap and grateful for your videos🤍🫂
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i love your videos thank you for helping me sleep