"All I wanna do, is get stomped on by you, a giant woman! If Ralts is caught by me, I'll make sure it will be, a giant woman! An alpha Ralts is cute, Kirlia is a beaut, oh giant woman! Gallade or Charizard, no thanks a Gardevoir, please giant wo-o-man."
Since Gen 3, the Ralts line has a 50/50 gender ration, so a Gardevoir can be a male OR female. Gallade is male only tho vis Dawn Stone for a male Kirlia.
Trainer: "Lucky me, a Jirachi! You things grant wishes n' stuff, right? Well, I got a wish to make, and you're gotta grant it!" Waifu Jirachi: "Eh? Trainer: -Snicker- "My wish is for you to make me a... Gardevoir onahole! Yeah, can't find one of those in stores, so how about it? Make me one, and make it snappy!" (Trainer transforms into a Gardevoir onahole) Waifu Jirachi: "Well, rules are rules, because I do grant wishes. Down to the exact wording too! I said I'd grant your wish exactly as you told me! Though if your attitude had been better, I might've been a bit nicer about it, hmph!" Trainer/Gardevoir onahole: ("W-wait, I didn't mean to make ME the onahole! Y-you did this on purpose! Change me back already a-and give me what I actually wanted!")
Man if a gardevoir tied me up like that i will start singing "i am more stronger that You cause im made of love" and meanwhile i keep singing, i break myself free , make super gloves appear in my hands and hit the shit out of her. Nah im joking what In fact i will do is sing "chasing dreams" from dragón ball instead and throw her to the air with one kick in her head and with a big jump and my rising fist cross his torso from side to side whit my entire body like goku with daimacu picoro :)
1. That's way off-topic, this is now Pokémon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl, not Pokémon Legends Arceus, as proven by the appearance of a human, more specifically, Lucas, who appears in Pokémon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl. 2. Sorry, but Pokémon can't attack humans, that's impossible.
@@DatRobot The thing is, that's not Legends Arceus, that's modded Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl. Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl can be modded so that you can do pretty much anything, such as adding Hisuian Pokémon into the game, or allowing Pokémon to directly attack you without entering battle, just to name a few examples. As for Legends Arceus, you're a human turned Pokémon in this game, specifically, you're either Rowlet, Cyndaquil or Oshawott, there are no humans whatsoever in this game, only Pokémon and some occasional human turned Pokémon. Therefore, this video doesn't show Legends Arceus at all, even if it's exaggerated and comedic, but instead shows modded Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl.
0:37 By Arceus's light... I smite you!!!
"All I wanna do, is get stomped on by you, a giant woman! If Ralts is caught by me, I'll make sure it will be, a giant woman! An alpha Ralts is cute, Kirlia is a beaut, oh giant woman! Gallade or Charizard, no thanks a Gardevoir, please giant wo-o-man."
If you ever see a little Ralts all alone, scan your surroundings.
Mama might be nearby.
Real
LOL😂
lmao the singing though
finally she is a male gardevoir
Sorry if I am rude but if it's a male how it can be a she? 😀
You mean it's a male
I don't think gardevoir can be male??
Since Gen 3, the Ralts line has a 50/50 gender ration, so a Gardevoir can be a male OR female.
Gallade is male only tho vis Dawn Stone for a male Kirlia.
don't call me weird but i really need one of cinderace
Trainer: "Lucky me, a Jirachi! You things grant wishes n' stuff, right? Well, I got a wish to make, and you're gotta grant it!"
Waifu Jirachi: "Eh?
Trainer: -Snicker- "My wish is for you to make me a... Gardevoir onahole! Yeah, can't find one of those in stores, so how about it? Make me one, and make it snappy!"
(Trainer transforms into a Gardevoir onahole)
Waifu Jirachi: "Well, rules are rules, because I do grant wishes. Down to the exact wording too!
I said I'd grant your wish exactly as you told me! Though if your attitude had been better, I might've been a bit nicer about it, hmph!"
Trainer/Gardevoir onahole: ("W-wait, I didn't mean to make ME the onahole! Y-you did this on purpose! Change me back already a-and give me what I actually wanted!")
0:18 song?
Giant woman from Steven universe
@@sebastianmarin8945no the saxophone part
Yep!
My main one 💖
Waw... Your animation is good 😄👍
Atleast it wasnt a black hole like they are know for. I guess you can call this a mercy killing!
I feel bad for the trainer
Yes Todesstrahlen 😂 aktiven 🪦😂
But its the man
Big mommy sorry that my head
Man if a gardevoir tied me up like that i will start singing "i am more stronger that You cause im made of love" and meanwhile i keep singing, i break myself free , make super gloves appear in my hands and hit the shit out of her.
Nah im joking what In fact i will do is sing "chasing dreams" from dragón ball instead and throw her to the air with one kick in her head and with a big jump and my rising fist cross his torso from side to side whit my entire body like goku with daimacu picoro :)
Corny ahh mtf 😭
@@TRUEHATRED 🤪
Let go of me I trying to get a pokemon
1. That's way off-topic, this is now Pokémon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl, not Pokémon Legends Arceus, as proven by the appearance of a human, more specifically, Lucas, who appears in Pokémon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl.
2. Sorry, but Pokémon can't attack humans, that's impossible.
Listen here Candy, I just want to fuck pokemon. Do not ruin this for me.
What? Are you on crack? Do you even know the plot of Pokemon Legends Arceus?!
Actually they can
@@cameronwright8634 But that's still not Legends Arceus and is Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl instead.
@@DatRobot The thing is, that's not Legends Arceus, that's modded Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl.
Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl can be modded so that you can do pretty much anything, such as adding Hisuian Pokémon into the game, or allowing Pokémon to directly attack you without entering battle, just to name a few examples.
As for Legends Arceus, you're a human turned Pokémon in this game, specifically, you're either Rowlet, Cyndaquil or Oshawott, there are no humans whatsoever in this game, only Pokémon and some occasional human turned Pokémon.
Therefore, this video doesn't show Legends Arceus at all, even if it's exaggerated and comedic, but instead shows modded Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl.