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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ธ.ค. 2024

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  • @the_pinkerton
    @the_pinkerton 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7573

    The existential horror of talking to a child

    • @Jonathonson
      @Jonathonson 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +140

      He’s actually going to have to do that soon

    • @TorosAndMakis53
      @TorosAndMakis53 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Pedophobic People Be Like:

    • @spacejay2677
      @spacejay2677 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      this makes me think of jackpop's younger brother(?) in those skits abt nightmare kid behavior 😭

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      That child is going to carry him to jail

    • @user-pu6pn8vt5d
      @user-pu6pn8vt5d 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      One day they'll replace us.

  • @journeytotheotherside
    @journeytotheotherside 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5724

    Can’t believe Man is using his child in his videos already, feels exploitative. Crazy strong family resemblance though

    • @beangobernador
      @beangobernador 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

      I was not the child

    • @Josnaci0
      @Josnaci0 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +104

      @@beangobernador Hello not the child

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

      He's even carrying a mustache

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      It isn't even born yet and Man Carrying Things already is using it to gain views smh

    • @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999
      @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@beangobernador not a south park reference?

  • @CosmicMapping
    @CosmicMapping 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2641

    My 10 year old sister started singing a song about edging on a road trip and I thought I was having a stroke

    • @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999
      @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +161

      Honestly hopefully she didn't know what it really meant. It wasn't by The Divinyls was it?

    • @joaopedroauriemo
      @joaopedroauriemo 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +768

      Don't use "stroke" in this context, you're making it worse

    • @justcloggedthetoilet
      @justcloggedthetoilet 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@joaopedroauriemo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @raymond6845
      @raymond6845 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +81

      @@joaopedroauriemo lmfao

    • @nobodyman99
      @nobodyman99 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      someone was, anyway

  • @12triproberts
    @12triproberts 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2800

    The child looks at me. "What do you think of Diddy." I deflect. "I am old, child, I remember when he was Puff Daddy." The child stares. "You are old." Defeated, I loook into the distance.

    • @SeveralAnts
      @SeveralAnts 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +162

      Diddy Kong was there for us long before the daddy unpuffed.

    • @iszatso
      @iszatso 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      🔥

    • @SSC0002
      @SSC0002 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

      Defeated so bad you loooked instead of looked

    • @brodown64
      @brodown64 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

      "you are unc" then you literally blow up

    • @felix_forrester
      @felix_forrester 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Downright Herzogian.

  • @ICrazor
    @ICrazor 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4641

    Nine carrying eleven

    • @jeniferjoseph9200
      @jeniferjoseph9200 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

      Should have a million likes on this one

    • @YouTubeRocks76
      @YouTubeRocks76 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +67

      tower carrying plane

    • @DyarContreras
      @DyarContreras 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It’s kinda like 7/11; except it was mainly Saudis that carried 9/11.

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      Jet fuel couldn't carry metal beams, it was inside thing

    • @aidanvannynatten2787
      @aidanvannynatten2787 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      Seven carrying eleven
      Seven carrying nine
      Seven eating nine
      Man eating thing
      Do not ask the purpose of this comment idfk

  • @hiten_style
    @hiten_style 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2347

    I've been saying "Recording date: December 18th, 2024" after every sentence for decades, to establish plausible deniability just in case a Gen Alpha one day tried to do this to me. Always keep 'em guessing. Recording date: December 18th, 2024.

    • @user-pu6pn8vt5d
      @user-pu6pn8vt5d 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +90

      What a coincidence, this video came out in the exact date you're so obsessed with.

    • @CiphersVII
      @CiphersVII 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@user-pu6pn8vt5daugust 12th, 2036

    • @dnegrete3736
      @dnegrete3736 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@user-pu6pn8vt5dwhat a strange fact. Recording date: December 18th, 2024.

    • @lemonlordminecraft
      @lemonlordminecraft 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      now what shall you do?

  • @icedcapplord710
    @icedcapplord710 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2082

    Its really gotten to a point where a kid will just say [insert controversial celebrity's name here] and think they're George Carlin

    • @riftwalker26
      @riftwalker26 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +115

      Diddy

    • @BeanOfBean
      @BeanOfBean 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Epstein

    • @boopdahoop2591
      @boopdahoop2591 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +107

      The irony of this comment is top tier

    • @Mauri.El.Creador
      @Mauri.El.Creador 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Lmao

    • @brandonkennedy4160
      @brandonkennedy4160 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

      Exactly! Nuance online feels about 90% dead at this point.

  • @benjamincox4211
    @benjamincox4211 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1584

    Plankton Farts and Dies was the final straw for brain rot

    • @dan_asd
      @dan_asd 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      You could even say, plankton was the brain rot, and the fart was plankton farts and dies, which led to plankton (if you forgot, he stood for "brain rot" in this anaogy) dying.

    • @gusfring6887
      @gusfring6887 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      ​@@dan_asd ✍️🔥

    • @SterbenCyrodill
      @SterbenCyrodill 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@dan_asd Vrabo Nivce

  • @truegreen7
    @truegreen7 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1157

    Why is that Child Carrying that Thing?

    • @DoroteaTheMacuahuitl-Potato
      @DoroteaTheMacuahuitl-Potato 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

      That Thing… It scares me.

    • @99brickstudios
      @99brickstudios 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      You, here? 😅

    • @dorobokino
      @dorobokino 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      ​@@99brickstudios Man is TH-camrs' favorite TH-camr

    • @anshuretanim
      @anshuretanim 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      just a Child Carrying Things

    • @avonzapper
      @avonzapper 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      It's like I found a shiny

  • @someguy198
    @someguy198 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1059

    Gen Alpha don't understand that 9/11 was joked about back in 1998 with me and my friends. It ain't nothing new or special.

    • @dontmindme352
      @dontmindme352 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +156

      ...holup

    • @Th3_S1lly
      @Th3_S1lly 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      I don’t think anyone understands that

    • @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999
      @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +85

      Fascinating. You joked about the twin towers coming down? Huh. Well that was either a lucky guess or ...... MY GOD WAIT YOU DID IT DIDN'T YOU?!?!

    • @JJ-zp6xf
      @JJ-zp6xf 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @Th3_S1lly i do

    • @TheRealLegoDocOck
      @TheRealLegoDocOck 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

      His friends had a vision…

  • @abig_old_swan
    @abig_old_swan 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +907

    The children are doomed. They're not consuming high quality meme content anymore, like plankton farts and dies.

    • @Carahbou
      @Carahbou 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      The older memes weren't exactly high quality either. It's all different generations of brainrot and you're not exempt from it.

    • @GrassiestGrassy
      @GrassiestGrassy 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      I was searching for “Plankton farts and dies” into TH-cam. After I typed “Plankton” into the search bar, the second and third suggested result was “Plankton moaning”.
      Gen Alpha is fried.

    • @TheAilmam
      @TheAilmam 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@Carahbounah, i've lived through millenial and GenZs humor, i thought GenZs humor was bad, Gen Alpha is wayy worse, it's literally brainrot. May God protect us from incoming bad Next Gen humor 😢

    • @s.aslahahmadfaizi4687
      @s.aslahahmadfaizi4687 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@GrassiestGrassy but plankton moanign is actually hilarious

    • @Carahbou
      @Carahbou 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@TheAilmam their humor is fine when you don't have an uptight fool in your ear telling you it's not.

  • @TheLMBLucas
    @TheLMBLucas 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +155

    Kid carrying a pic of Diddy is better than Diddy carrying a pic of a kid, at least.

    • @typeNtardis
      @typeNtardis 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Person Carrying Comment Section

  • @gr.4380
    @gr.4380 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +619

    thank you for this glorious content that was recorded recently and not a scheduled upload from several weeks ago

  • @cattysplat
    @cattysplat 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +143

    Something that shook me about The Last of Us was children born into a dystopian world don't question it. To them it simply is and always has been from their conscious beginning, it is their everyday life. What came before might as well be the dinosaurs and what's coming in the future takes too damn long to matter right now. Whilst the older generation laments a world that is gone, the younger has no frame of reference and gets no value anyway trying to experience it. It ceases to be important because the future beckons old man.

    • @agapitoliria
      @agapitoliria 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Underrated comment, I had the same feelings about that aspect of the show.

    • @ZephyrinSkies
      @ZephyrinSkies 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Such a spot on comment. Beautifully articulates what I feel.

    • @Vivo119-jf4pp
      @Vivo119-jf4pp 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      😢

  • @Oceanatornowk
    @Oceanatornowk 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +724

    I can assure you it’s just that kids are repeating things because they think it’s funny but they don’t actually understand. I work with some gen alpha kids and they’ll repeat all the same jokes, but because I talk with them they’ll ask me what the jokes mean. It’s jarring to hear a kid talk about Diddy parties but then come around and ask me what 69 means

    • @AN474-e1o
      @AN474-e1o 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +129

      When my friends and I were kids we thought milf meant boob. 💀

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      What's Diddy party?

    • @budgetcommander4849
      @budgetcommander4849 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +122

      @@realdragonIt refers to parties hosted by Diddy. The guy currently being charged with... genuinely some of the most heinous shit out there.

    • @TheUnluckyConqueror3699
      @TheUnluckyConqueror3699 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      That's what children do.

    • @prestonc9059
      @prestonc9059 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

      I remember being like 15 thinking bussy meant bussin

  • @ambergorilla6761
    @ambergorilla6761 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +379

    I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me

  • @Samuel-p17
    @Samuel-p17 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +198

    "I don't know this child" may not be the best defence in this Situation

    • @krampus7520
      @krampus7520 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      i adore the Capitilisation.

    • @gurcharnsingh2422
      @gurcharnsingh2422 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@krampus7520you mispelled Capsaicin
      however, i do agree on the humor of the Category in the Commentary

    • @chimpanzinc1790
      @chimpanzinc1790 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@gurcharnsingh2422 you misspelt capititlisisislisicilisiltilisation.

    • @krampus7520
      @krampus7520 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@gurcharnsingh2422 That i have, thank you for correcting me 🙏

  • @nathancarter8239
    @nathancarter8239 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +155

    I was walking my dog and some kids were walking home from the school bus and one shouted "Hurry, Diddy's gonna get you!" and honestly I haven't recovered.

    • @MrTheevilmage
      @MrTheevilmage 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Thats like back when I was a kid and we played Tag but somebody was always Michael Jackson who had to chase us and catch us (this was after the court stuff so it was very fashionable to make Michael Jackson jokes)

    • @thegodzillafandomsrookie5514
      @thegodzillafandomsrookie5514 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      @@MrTheevilmage every generation has their deranged, controversial muscician to make jokes about

    • @MrTheevilmage
      @MrTheevilmage 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @thegodzillafandomsrookie5514 its a school playground classic. I wonder if Kids today still play tag but now someone is tagged as Diddy or Dr Disrespect

    • @JimboRustles
      @JimboRustles วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      We used to do this but with Marc Dutroux.

  • @Lucca1103
    @Lucca1103 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +178

    The fact that Man actually took the time to print a Diddy picture.

    • @jtktheboss5474
      @jtktheboss5474 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I mean it's like what 20 seconds at worst?

    • @eric-fs5sd
      @eric-fs5sd 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@jtktheboss5474Too long.

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@jtktheboss5474dude that's like 2/3 of a short

    • @ct6852
      @ct6852 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That Boomer.

    • @TechnoFrenzy-kf2cr
      @TechnoFrenzy-kf2cr 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Let's hope he had a printer at home and not had to go to the library to print it or people would give him questionable looks.

  • @godzillapark9075
    @godzillapark9075 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +127

    Every time I see one of these video titles I always just assume it's going to be the same joke that I see all the time, but then I actually watch it and it's pretty funny

    • @spencerfong6042
      @spencerfong6042 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      He almost always manages to subvert my expectations in his skits

  • @NekkoBlue
    @NekkoBlue 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +79

    I work with kids and it’s unfortunate to explain to them why screaming something like P Diddy’s name during tag is not a particularly smart decision.
    On the other hand, just saying “what the sigma” or “skibidi toilet” out of pocket will get them erupting like mentos in a pepsi bottle and that’s pretty amusing.

    • @ernie39
      @ernie39 49 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      fjgkd real and true

  • @ApexGale
    @ApexGale 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +197

    Child Carrying Trauma (and A Picture of Diddy)

  • @n.s.mcmahon6180
    @n.s.mcmahon6180 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +80

    See, the joke is that Gen Alpha children will ever experience actual humor, rather than a cynical maliciousness that they have been exposed to from birth. Which, in the future will substitute for every emotion.

  • @blakearius
    @blakearius 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    Back in my day we had to travel through blinding snow and searing heat 20 miles uphill just to tell someone a dead baby joke in person. Kids these days have it too easy.

    • @RealYuri2009
      @RealYuri2009 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      At least you were comfortable in your never-before worn baby shoes...

  • @imdienstedeskgb
    @imdienstedeskgb 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

    I was low-key worried and shocked when I found out that the people who were telling those jokes were Gen Alpha

  • @TheRepublicOfUngeria
    @TheRepublicOfUngeria 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    No joke, about 2 weeks ago I was walking into a grocery store and a 8-10 year old kid exiting just unprompted asked me: "Did you hear that Diddy got knee surgery?" And I was like... "is there a punchline to this or something?" and he was like "No, just wanted to tell you that Diddy got knee surgery." It was weird as shit in the most amazing way.

  • @ebtrax4081
    @ebtrax4081 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

    Sometimes I feel disappointment when looking at gen alpha humour, but then I think back to when I was kid in the late 2000s and early 2010s and kids used to joke about Chris Brown and Osama Bin Laden and I realise maybe this is just who we are

    • @sitkinator
      @sitkinator 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      No no he's got a point ^

    • @sourpeacheboy6144
      @sourpeacheboy6144 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Nah that’s just you , you were just a weird ass kid

  • @EpicBeard815
    @EpicBeard815 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +146

    Kids are growing up too fast. They got mustaches now.

    • @Iluvpie6
      @Iluvpie6 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      It’s all the damn hormones in the food

    • @TastyyOnYoutube
      @TastyyOnYoutube วันที่ผ่านมา

      i know a gen alpha with a mustache

  • @bigtomar
    @bigtomar 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

    once talked to a gen alpha kid and he showed me a video of george droid gatekeeping the fent reactor.

    • @OPSECHero
      @OPSECHero 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      LOL.

  • @J4hk3
    @J4hk3 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +96

    _"I've been joking about 9/11 since 2007!"_
    *Gilbert Gottfried:* _Amateur_

  • @ChloekabanOfficial
    @ChloekabanOfficial 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

    This feels like a horror movie.

  • @Sheesh7328
    @Sheesh7328 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    I’ve seen 7 year olds talking about diddy, innocence is a thing of the past

    • @xdeser2949
      @xdeser2949 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      It really never existed tbh

    • @emanyzal9813
      @emanyzal9813 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      They're just terminally online and probably don't know what it means

    • @Sheesh7328
      @Sheesh7328 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@emanyzal9813 too busy with their fortcrafts

    • @OPSECHero
      @OPSECHero 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      They are just repeating random things from TH-cam or peers. They probably don't even know about birds and bees.

    • @Dontrel3030
      @Dontrel3030 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Why are the z/millenials in the comments acting like they weren't making the same jokes about Michael Jackson, priests and whatever the family guy reruns that week were about

  • @JusticeKorsgaard
    @JusticeKorsgaard 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +54

    As a 6th grade after school instructor, I can confirm this is 100% accurate

    • @kze24
      @kze24 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      Thank you for your service

    • @AnnaGazelle
      @AnnaGazelle 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Would not want that job, sounds like a living hell.

  • @juliusnovachrono4370
    @juliusnovachrono4370 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    As someone that has spoken to gen alpha children, the brainrot is indeed unreal.

  • @toxicbob2000
    @toxicbob2000 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    This is every day as a teacher in 2024

  • @Sanchewich
    @Sanchewich 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

    Nice to see you’re already putting your kid in videos

  • @Plague_Crow
    @Plague_Crow 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +116

    Gen alpha humor is just actual harassment, doxxing, threats, and the occasional brain rot. Funniest generation yet I think

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Isn't that every new generation?

    • @RonSpice-v7r
      @RonSpice-v7r 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@luiginastro8831yep. every generation hates the next. gen alpha will hate the next new generation after them, and so on and so forth. It’s all a cycle

    • @neociber24
      @neociber24 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@@RonSpice-v7r First generation to break the cycle wins

  • @MultiverseWizard
    @MultiverseWizard 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Man wasn't kidding when he said, he's going to upload even more due to the birth of his child

  • @bigrubberfist2945
    @bigrubberfist2945 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

    Really love the "No Diddy" jokes when someone mentions something that's slightly gay or misconstrued as so. Just straight up comparing an evil monster to kissing a dude, it's just actual lightly veiled homophobia

    • @Odd_Name_for_an_Interest
      @Odd_Name_for_an_Interest 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "lightly veiled" that is a tar pit of homophobia

    • @liammcconnell9322
      @liammcconnell9322 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Uhh… where’s the veil?

    • @BirdMan162
      @BirdMan162 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Bro, they're just kids

  • @wolfkingAD
    @wolfkingAD 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    this is the internet humor that WE, millennials and gen z’ers, created. If we don’t like gen alpha humor, we have no one to blame but ourselves.

  • @varsoonhks3211
    @varsoonhks3211 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    KIDS SAY THE darnedEST THINGS

  • @LucidNightmarez
    @LucidNightmarez 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +79

    Plot twist: that child is actually a ghost of a child who long ago died in the grocery store, and is now haunting it forever.

    • @godzillapark9075
      @godzillapark9075 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      That's the plot of a Twitter thread and a movie made by BuzzFeed

    • @Littlemaggot2024
      @Littlemaggot2024 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Literally Dear David

    • @DoctorScrimguard
      @DoctorScrimguard 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And that child was from the 1920's, back when popular songs had brainrot lyrics like "Skibiti doo bop" and "hoochie coocher."

  • @eduardomontemayorlopez8797
    @eduardomontemayorlopez8797 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    the horror of kids wanting and knowing how to cancel someone at such an early age is crazy

    • @Sneakyboson
      @Sneakyboson 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Gotta teach them moral puritans young.

  • @nightdiffy
    @nightdiffy 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Pre-emptive Advice…. that…. Gen Beta should be called Gen Bet. It’s a gamble 🎰

  • @ScireVetitum
    @ScireVetitum 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    Gen alpha humour is like the sadistical enjoyment that a god of chaos gets once the seeds have been sown. You are their joke.
    So you can either cower in fear or laugh at the absurdity of it all.

  • @misterbennnn
    @misterbennnn 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    My son (3, coming on 4) has edgy jokes too. He says, and this is a real quote, "I'm a bad guy 😈"
    Then he cackles.

    • @Arakus99
      @Arakus99 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Lancer Deltarune

    • @Terri_MacKay
      @Terri_MacKay 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I laughed harder at this than any of the other comments here. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks
      @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      duh!

    • @Filipokerface
      @Filipokerface 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Deltarune OST - Lancer

  • @EldritchGrimoire
    @EldritchGrimoire 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I took my toddler to the zoo, and there were some kids on a field trip, maybe 4th grade. They were skipping down the path yelling at the top of their lungs "Let's have a, let's have a, let's have a Diddy Party!!!"

  • @MissusAnon
    @MissusAnon 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    I can sniff out a 9/11 meme from millennials who were around for it (like me), vs people who were too young to remember/weren't around for it. I'm not gatekeeping but it's actually quite palpable the difference in tone and quality. Like, I dunno how to describe it... gallows humor just hits different, it's kind of interesting actually. I was only 5 years old but that day and what I saw on TV is burned into my memory. I think part of it is it's hard for youngins to understand just how massive of a shift it had on our society and the effect it had on us witnessing it firsthand.

    • @SlangstonHuge
      @SlangstonHuge 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      you were 5 so you dont know really either...lol

    • @deusexmangaka3259
      @deusexmangaka3259 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​I was 5 too and supposedly watched it with my parents. Don't remember squat about it. To me, it's as distant as the moon landing...

    • @Terri_MacKay
      @Terri_MacKay 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      My daughter was 7, and remembers it vividly, because we live in a Canadian city, close the the US border, and we have a military installation and a small airport. She remembers the military jets in the air for hours that day.

    • @typeNtardis
      @typeNtardis 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Try having been 25yo and at work in a skyscraper when it happened lol

    • @MissusAnon
      @MissusAnon วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@SlangstonHuge I do remember it very well. I'm autistic so I was an extremely observant and sensitive child.
      I vividly remember trying to find cartoons in the morning before school and not being able to. West coast. Instead I kept getting news about tall buildings with smoke. After a minute of frustration, I was momentarily stunned with the palpable feeling that what I was looking at was significant... for some reason. I stood back and watched for a few minutes, trying to understand what I was looking at from such a limited scope of understanding. My mother walked in the dining room doorway adjacent to the living room where I was at, she was holding the wireless landline... that off-white brick of a phone with the thick gray antenna that was a couple inches tall. She was on the phone with someone and she was crying. She saw me watching the news, and I thought for a second that I was gonna get in trouble for watching the news, cause I wasn't allowed to as a kid... but she came in with a gentle voice and just told me "Sweetie, you don't need to be watching that," and she turned on the movie Aristocats for me. I remember how strange it was for my mom to treat me so gently because she was a very emotionally distant woman normally. I did not connect the fact at the time that my mom was crying because of what was on the TV, I only realized later in the day:
      Got to school a little later, and my kindergarten teacher tried to explain to all of us what happened. We were near the front office, so there were teachers coming by a lot and talking, crying. We didn't really do any work that day, we just got to play. Our teacher ended up shutting the door because of how many of the teachers kept coming by the office and being such a distraction. All the adults were crying that day, and it made me feel mutedly confused, even though we got to play I still had this mild anxiety scratching at me in the back of my mind.
      In the months and years afterward I experienced the sadness of adults about that day and more teaching and explaining, and a palpable shift in tone from the hopefulness of a new century to terrorists and war.
      So yeah, go kick rocks lol.

  • @lostmarble540
    @lostmarble540 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    customers have been complaining about man since 2007, but the bowling alley can't afford to fire him cuz he's too critical to their operation

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    The joke is that children today are allowed to grow a full mustache

  • @LONlG
    @LONlG 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Man Carrying Dot Matrix Printer. That puff daddy pic really brought back my youth with how the lines ended up when recorded.

  • @Manuel-gk3rv
    @Manuel-gk3rv 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

    Gen Alpha's unpredictability is actually terrifying

  • @CodeDusq
    @CodeDusq 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

    Man Carrying Thing trying to relate to his son

    • @Littlemaggot2024
      @Littlemaggot2024 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      His son is actually Gen Beta. 2024 - 2039

    • @CodeDusq
      @CodeDusq 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Littlemaggot2024 Gen Beta starts in 2025 actually, at least that's what everywhere I look up says.

    • @Littlemaggot2024
      @Littlemaggot2024 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ September 2001

    • @Littlemaggot2024
      @Littlemaggot2024 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ i mean September 2024 is when it starts.

    • @GetPsyched6
      @GetPsyched6 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Escaped being referred to as a beta by idiots with barely any margin of error

  • @kuzeydemidbozdag1484
    @kuzeydemidbozdag1484 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Gen Z: Gen Alpha is ruined, it's bad, dumb, stupid!!! 😭😭😭
    Meanwhile past generations: 🫵😂

  • @artemis_furrson
    @artemis_furrson 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    "CEO of United Healthcare. Diddy party. Knee Surgery. I like my cheese drippy bruh."

  • @AllG98
    @AllG98 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    The dead-eyed, flat delivery is spot on. Most sociopathic generation.

  • @gametips1756
    @gametips1756 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    my ass ain’t never having kids

    • @axeelite0
      @axeelite0 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      since when is that even possible😭

    • @Level4naughtylister
      @Level4naughtylister 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      i would hope so

    • @dietcoke759
      @dietcoke759 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @axeelite0 vasectomy

    • @pacotaco1246
      @pacotaco1246 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      kids dont come from the ass bro

    • @GrassiestGrassy
      @GrassiestGrassy 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I sure hope kids don’t come out of it.

  • @ricksahuman
    @ricksahuman 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    Gotta steal that p diddy picture pointing meme 😅

  • @hardnewstakenharder
    @hardnewstakenharder วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I teach high school and the R. Kelly and Diddy Party jokes are getting to me.

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Recording date December 18th like this wasn't recorded much before the 18th because of the Child, that Man is Carrying

  • @GponneDeiapani1965
    @GponneDeiapani1965 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Millenials: random llama adorkable I'm so awkwardd I'm so quirky ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Gen Z humor: hate crime funny
    Gen Alpha humor: sex funny

  • @DodderingOldMan
    @DodderingOldMan 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I swear, every second clan tag I see in CoD is a reference to P Diddy

  • @JPKloess
    @JPKloess 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

    Ah dang it, here too early for comments. How will I decide what to feel without other people to tell me?

    • @michaelroy6630
      @michaelroy6630 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Never thought I'd find someone from Saintposting in a TH-cam comment section lol

    • @JPKloess
      @JPKloess 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @michaelroy6630 🤝

  • @ZeyLogger
    @ZeyLogger 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    this is actually so true, I wasn't an angel but god damn, now minors can just send you death threats on the internet like it's nothing

  • @Skaxarrat
    @Skaxarrat 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The best defense is "Yeah, I don't care" and walk away.

  • @windandfireproductions5358
    @windandfireproductions5358 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Most of them probably didn’t even know who diddy was before his controversy

  • @TabibIvtesamAhsan
    @TabibIvtesamAhsan 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Just a single stache makes quite the impression

  • @youraveragespoon8085
    @youraveragespoon8085 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Man really put in the effort with this one, absolute legend never misses as usual

  • @chlumbis
    @chlumbis 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +77

    The irony is that brainrot is in the name of our generation

    • @NagromVoice
      @NagromVoice 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      >our
      😨

    • @chlumbis
      @chlumbis 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@NagromVoiceone of them sadly

    • @NagromVoice
      @NagromVoice 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@chlumbis Respect, lil guy 🫡

    • @memyselfandi1939
      @memyselfandi1939 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Y’all gonna be against the betas I see

    • @Vanilla3609
      @Vanilla3609 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      We’re just alpha like that 😝

  • @fuosdi64
    @fuosdi64 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    These kids just repeat nonsense they see online. They dont understand what they are even saying.

  • @bakamitai6654
    @bakamitai6654 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Gen alpha is finally entering their first edgy phase, they grow up so fast

  • @GponneDeiapani1965
    @GponneDeiapani1965 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This video really reminds me how my nephews who are willing to risk their lives to bully me to my minds breaking point. I'm only in my early 20s and mental well being is already on its edge, they are literally edging my mind right now. (I don't know what that means)

  • @Снайпер_Хренов
    @Снайпер_Хренов 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    These kids get raised by the Comment section

  • @adam.n-steve
    @adam.n-steve 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The thing Gen Alpha humor is that it's either skippidy toilet or children on Tiktok chasing down an overly memed predator. Like physically going to their place.

  • @Mobik_
    @Mobik_ 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Man Carrying Unemployment

  • @BorderOllie
    @BorderOllie วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    they're making the new generations on harder and harder difficulty levels

  • @queenjulienxiii2375
    @queenjulienxiii2375 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    my students referenced p-diddy and were in grade 4

  • @spice9839
    @spice9839 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Seems like you know that child and Diddy

  • @unclechadman
    @unclechadman 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    now you live with one of them

  • @shan4680
    @shan4680 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Actually that's good advice, always keep in mind you could be recorded or things you do and write on the Internet can be recalled.

  • @NameInsertedHere
    @NameInsertedHere 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I laughed so hard at the end that I choked on my laughter and coughed and had bodily cramps , thank you for a video such as this one random man on the youtubes application

  • @SukiTheHedgehog_Save2Red
    @SukiTheHedgehog_Save2Red 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Thanks For Doing My Request

  • @Nicolas-hh5cp
    @Nicolas-hh5cp 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Nice to see your child is keeping the family tradicion of carrying things.

  • @okayemjay
    @okayemjay 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I know a 20 year old like this and everyone hates him

  • @thinkngskeptic
    @thinkngskeptic วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The thought of a child tracing my job and sending them a recording of a joke is actually terrifying

    • @45hAsh
      @45hAsh วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah..

  • @SAUL_GOOFYMAN
    @SAUL_GOOFYMAN 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    Man Carrying the edgy Child right to his Basement

  • @randomuser-nt9if
    @randomuser-nt9if 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    the fact that diddy is the centre of everyones jokes and fears at the same time 😂

  • @oreganoed8913
    @oreganoed8913 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    My 6 year old cousin wouldn’t stop saying hawk tuah.

    • @shinji1264
      @shinji1264 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Parenting issue tbh

  • @maraudostrogoth747
    @maraudostrogoth747 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I'm gen X and I like this sort of humor. But I just can't pull it off, I start cracking up.

  • @ethanmiller631
    @ethanmiller631 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    i respect it for not being a shorts

  • @Liesmith424
    @Liesmith424 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "I've been making nine-eleven jokes since 1998."

  • @internetgal38
    @internetgal38 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    im so glad Man Carrying Things chose to do a vid making fun of kids instead of raising his own. What an alpha 💯

  • @thevagabond1314
    @thevagabond1314 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Glad ManCarryingThing’s child decided to grow up faster to be featured in the video

  • @supremeseregios6810
    @supremeseregios6810 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

    All that Gen Alpha humour can be summed up as them hearing the latest trend and just shouting it until somebody laughs. This can be applied to all other generational humour, but at least we made sense of the jokes we made.

    • @pacotaco1246
      @pacotaco1246 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Theyre figuring out mass-humour while developing their own style. Cut em some slack theyve only been doing this for a few years

    • @GrassiestGrassy
      @GrassiestGrassy 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They hear jokes and spout them even if they don’t know what they mean. Jeffery Epstein, calculus, and having an active father figure is the same to them.

    • @snakelama
      @snakelama 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      stop boomer posting, when you were their age you were doing the same shit shit.

    • @typeNtardis
      @typeNtardis 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Did we tho? I'm gen x and i remember being 18 just quoting Jim Carey for no reason all the time

  • @parodysam
    @parodysam 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    We really are living in a 2000s adult comedy.

  • @spencerericksen4916
    @spencerericksen4916 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    So many amazing lines in one sketch. “What is the- implication?”

  • @joelsmith3473
    @joelsmith3473 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Steel beams carrying jet fuel, for the time being.

  • @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999
    @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I'm going to come back to earth as a member of Generation Zeta, born in 2079. I look forward to purveying very weird humor on very old millennials & Gen Z'ers then.

  • @PolarvoidexYT
    @PolarvoidexYT 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I’m a simple man. I see man carry a thing, I click

  • @MonstersArcade
    @MonstersArcade วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Child dropping blackmail