Half Retarded 2: Episode 1
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ก.ย. 2024
- Here it is, the "sequel" to Half-Retarded 2. I aimed for the "short and sweet" skit layout for this one. No, I did not try to copy the Gmod Idiot Box in any way, shape or form. (Das Bo Schitt isn't the first one to invent skit-based machinimas) Speaking of which...
I ASKED DAS BO SCHITT FOR PERMISSION TO USE DR. HAAAX
I ASKED DAS BO SCHITT FOR PERMISSION TO USE DR. HAAAX
I ASKED DAS BO SCHITT FOR PERMISSION TO USE DR. HAAAX
I ASKED DAS BO SCHITT FOR PERMISSION TO USE DR. HAAAX
I ASKED DAS BO SCHITT FOR PERMISSION TO USE DR. HAAAX
Now stop crying and enjoy the damn video.
~a HUGE thanks to "OneManShow" and "sss gib A" for making my new-and-improved Elliot models. Thanks a bunch guys!
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Seven years later, and this is still funny.
That just gives to show, how much potencial Kitty had.
Eleven years later, and this is still funny.
12 years now
@@DikinBaus2dahaus 12 years and 3 weeks now
@@pimpinjt123 yes
Nearly 12 years old and this shit is still hilarious.
Kitty, you were truly ahead of your time and have made content that could be released today and still be fantastic.
Legendary.
Man, dubbing Tourettes Guy over reckless driving is ridiculously funny.
I remember this from years ago and just found it again, still exactly as funny as it was
Uh, yeah. Five years ago.
Zachary Gibbs gets me laughing every time I watch it
Not the typical Mk5 Golf GTI driver, especially on the Nurburgring
Normal clerks during a stickup: Oh god, please don't shoot me
Legendary clerks during a stickup: 8:26 - 8:58
I DONT ALLOW VANDALISM IN MY STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!
I lol'd so hard at almost all of it
Pilss here
@@timurBBKI'm glad people are still watching this
Watched Kitty since 2008 and this is still my favourite video of all of his! r.i.p
Don't worry he's probably duking it out with Xaviertot, Brandon, Jimbo, Elmurr.
But....why does the very best have to go.
terminator6267 somebody make a cure for cancer to avoid more deaths!
Everything does not last forever. Except the awesome videos he's made for us.
Rest in peace:Kitty
hope you got a spare costume.
Same here pal, he and his vids were important part of my childhood....
fuck.. eliott was like 15 when he made this, im 16 and i dont know shit in making machinimas
u were 15 when he made the video and now you're 16....... seems legit
+yeahhhbuddy99 ERROR 404: BRAIN NOT FOUND
+Yewzer Wun misread
I literally turned 18 yesterday and I don't, either.
Edit Master Ah shit my b.
god... I used to watch this when I was a kid... now I am an adult. Coming back and watching this reminds me that times back then used to be kind of better, people knew how to have fun and enjoy life instead of doing crap we have right now with all those mental left groups or activists making everything into a problem. Wish I could turn time back and just spend some moments in the old good days of 09. I don't know if you can read this from the afterlife kitty but thank you for all those content, it is so enjoyable...
Well said. We know what it’s like because we were in those Xbox 360 parties. We’re used to the heat.
@@FranciumBoron yeah, we knew how to have fun and be chill. If we would put snowflakes in such a party they most likely would suffer a meltdown ;D
@@LakituKoopa Or they might come back out like men.
@@FranciumBoron That would be the best outcome. Can't stand these crybabies. It would be nice to see them finally growing up and acting like decent and humble men instead of being all butthurt about "feelings" and being political correct and woke. It is just straight annoying
Coming back and watching this shit is truly amazing, R.I.P Kitty you gave me the best fucking childhood ever.
"Ouchie, that hurts almost as much as when I got it stuck in the zipper" 1:11
R.I.P Kitty
you made us all laugh
its sad for you to go but.. we cant change what's already happened
Or can we?...
ZBoy0123 Louminerty-life 3 cunfurmed... Rip Kitty :(
Urr mee gurd...
Quit whining
He's dead?
the Tourettes Guy driving test make me choke with laughter everytime! R.I.P kitty
dang its been 10 years and 2 days since this classic
I first saw this shit when I was in fifth fucking grade. Now I'm out of high school and joining the military. Its crazy
Rah
this takes a whole new meaning with cosby's dirty laundry coming out to air
Those purple puddings must have been loaded
RIP my friend. Even in death you still make me crack up. Bless.
Hobbit_Games Are you loving or missing him?
Paranormal Activity 2 = one water bottle falling off the store shelf xD
I love how for the entire driving test, the speedometer says 0mph.
0:35, oblivion guards xD
Shadow77999 they were adventurers like u, till they took some pills to the everything
my shoe
-random person
9:17
Francis: I Hate Steam
The Tourette's Guy driving test always get me
7:28 best AGK moment ever! LOL!
nothing is funnier than good old g-mod videos :)
8:56
"CLEAN UP....REGISTER 6!"
Wait wait, your at register 1.
Dude, this stuff is gold. Crazy how kitty and boschitt worked together on projects, never knew until boschitt mentioned it. He even said he learned from kitty when it came to animating. Kitty's work and techniques live on today among his friends as well. Maybe even some new artists can learn from their tutorials that they've made. Kitty's done what he could, and I feel he's done enough to get some other inspired animators to get on track.
00:52 Isn't that the Bully chase music? (Prefict?)
'Bows head low'
Miss you Kitty.
7:59 HL3 Ending
My only wish is to resurrect this beast and ask him what that wal-mart map is called
The car driving one is the funniest
4:06 LOL!
Driving Test In A Nutshell
0:50 bully chasing song
God damn bro I had no idea garrys mod stuff was made in 2009
00:15
Jack Carver from Far Cry??
4:10 me in GTA XD
3:49 Half-Life 3's final battle .-.
Yes
13 years later and I'm here again. Guess some things will never change.....
7:15 That's how Microsoft destroyed the world.
No vandalism in my stooooooooooooooooooooooooooore!!!!!!!!!
R.I.P Best youtuber ever....
11 years later I'm rewatching you again bro
5:20
You drive like mah fakin grandma you know dat?
I miss kitty0706
Am I the only one who notist that it said "clean up on isle 6" when it was in isle 1
Same
he said register 6
Dead Space BSoD gets me everytime lol
R.I.P.
we want better quality :(
Epis0de2?
Giving Def Jam Fight For New York sound effects a new meaning.
I'm going to remember this video when I get my driver's license. 😂
R.I.P Kitty. You brought smiles to our faces and made us laugh when we where down. You put hard work into your videos, even when fighting cancer. You may not read this, wherever you are now, but im saying this because a we all love you and your videos. We all miss you bud.
04:03 that scene is the most efficient way to describe Microsoft Simulating games
The computer's freezing up summarized my experience with PC gaming perfectly.
because of this video, whenever I play Oblivion and I hear a guard say "..your stolen goods are now forfeit!" I hear the "My shoe!" in my head.
i think its not "my shoe!" i think its "my nutsicle!"
no, a guy who got hit says "My shoe!" the "My nutsicle!" is during the guard chase scene.
oh
I'm not sure which made me laugh harder, the Bill Cosby skit, the Tourettes Guy driving, or Sam Fisher in the restaurant.
I loved watching this when I was in Jr High, aged like fine wine, 2006-2010 really was the "Golden age"
"and that son, is how i took my first driving test in high school."
Gmod is like a blanket, you feel so comfortable in it, you don't want to leave, and you will always come back to it because of the simplicity.
okay the bill Cosby part.. that that was the best xD
This is still funny after 10 years
Yeah. I wish he still alive :(
I remember watching this when it first came out and yet its still hilarious to this day.
5:56
This story Truly plays a role of fighting addiction in louis` head as he fights to get past his story of despair.
How did I miss this video back when I subscribed to Colin's channel? I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
Bill Cosby gets mad and roofies the metro police
*Shoots robber with ak-47 that came out of his pocket in isle 1*
Man: CLEAN UP IN ISLE 6!
i love the driving test part makes me laugh all the time
1:03 "Uuuuh ! the f*ck.." cracks me up
Some of these animations are more frightening than poison head crabs.
I always laugh at the drivers test scene. "Make like a banana and SHIT!"
*instructor* "now let the the bus pass." *person* "well I don't really care so FUCK IT!!!" *BUS FLIPS* *hahahahahaha*
1:04 being bottom for the first time.
I like how the watermelon explodes at 6:29
5:14 How do you get npcs/ragdolls stay in the car with you like that?
0:43 guu ga ga ga goo lol
Almost felt like I was watching GMod Idiot Box.
6:06 that mini grabbenpeelz is funny lol
LOLOL!! 0:28 its the Oblivion Guard xDD
I swears the one with the store kills me everytime
These are so fun to watch.
The paranormal Activity Scene made me crap my pants!!!! XD
i'm surprised tourettes guy had the patience to wait for the door to open
Now we know how the Tourettes Guy's driving lesson went.
rewatching the first part feels a little bit different knowing hes out of jail
Me: Cornflakes
Mom: *Gives Pancakes*
Me: *Punches Pancake*
Mom: *Gives Pancakes*
Me: Corn FLAKES
Mom: *Shows Pancakes again*
Me: CORN FLAAAAKESSSS!!!!
dead rising, he is an insane supermarket owner and he doesnt take kindly to vandalism!
i know it says the soundtracks at the end, but i want to know, WHICH ONE IS FROM 2:55 ?
I love that Jack Carver is in the line before Sam 6:41
Scout should have known he killed the wrong person when a disguised Spy dies, It turns him into his original form.
the driving test scene was the funniest scene
same here.
i completly LOST MY Shit at the car scene, MO GOD thonk you
I couldn't stop laughing at 07:24!
I loved when the robber came into the store and the cashier shot him "I don't take kindly to vandalism!!!!!!!!"
OMG WHEN THE ERROR SHOWED UP ON THE GUYS SCREEN I PREDICTED THAT THE ANGRY GERMAN KID SOUND WAS GONNA BE PLAYED IT WAS!
That bill cosby bit has aged really well
6:36 PILLS HERE!
"Clean up, register 6!" *is at register 1*
The way he blocks when he's fighting kinda looks like the way you'd block on fallout, or Oblivion, so I'll assume it's a Bethesda game
Dude, you have talent, you should keep making these. you could be very popular on you tube
Simply the best, RIP kitty.
There needs to be a Valve racing game with all major Valve characters lol
Almost ten years later and I still don’t know what’s going on