Half Retarded 2: Episode 1
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ต.ค. 2009
- Here it is, the "sequel" to Half-Retarded 2. I aimed for the "short and sweet" skit layout for this one. No, I did not try to copy the Gmod Idiot Box in any way, shape or form. (Das Bo Schitt isn't the first one to invent skit-based machinimas) Speaking of which...
I ASKED DAS BO SCHITT FOR PERMISSION TO USE DR. HAAAX
I ASKED DAS BO SCHITT FOR PERMISSION TO USE DR. HAAAX
I ASKED DAS BO SCHITT FOR PERMISSION TO USE DR. HAAAX
I ASKED DAS BO SCHITT FOR PERMISSION TO USE DR. HAAAX
I ASKED DAS BO SCHITT FOR PERMISSION TO USE DR. HAAAX
Now stop crying and enjoy the damn video.
~a HUGE thanks to "OneManShow" and "sss gib A" for making my new-and-improved Elliot models. Thanks a bunch guys! - ตลก
Seven years later, and this is still funny.
That just gives to show, how much potencial Kitty had.
Eleven years later, and this is still funny.
12 years now
@@DikinBaus2dahaus 12 years and 3 weeks now
@@pimpinjt123 yes
Nearly 12 years old and this shit is still hilarious.
Kitty, you were truly ahead of your time and have made content that could be released today and still be fantastic.
Legendary.
Man, dubbing Tourettes Guy over reckless driving is ridiculously funny.
I remember this from years ago and just found it again, still exactly as funny as it was
Uh, yeah. Five years ago.
Zachary Gibbs gets me laughing every time I watch it
Not the typical Mk5 Golf GTI driver, especially on the Nurburgring
Watched Kitty since 2008 and this is still my favourite video of all of his! r.i.p
Don't worry he's probably duking it out with Xaviertot, Brandon, Jimbo, Elmurr.
But....why does the very best have to go.
terminator6267 somebody make a cure for cancer to avoid more deaths!
Everything does not last forever. Except the awesome videos he's made for us.
Rest in peace:Kitty
hope you got a spare costume.
Same here pal, he and his vids were important part of my childhood....
I lol'd so hard at almost all of it
Pilss here
@@timurBBKI'm glad people are still watching this
Normal clerks during a stickup: Oh god, please don't shoot me
Legendary clerks during a stickup: 8:26 - 8:58
I DONT ALLOW VANDALISM IN MY STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!
fuck.. eliott was like 15 when he made this, im 16 and i dont know shit in making machinimas
u were 15 when he made the video and now you're 16....... seems legit
+yeahhhbuddy99 ERROR 404: BRAIN NOT FOUND
+Yewzer Wun misread
I literally turned 18 yesterday and I don't, either.
Edit Master Ah shit my b.
god... I used to watch this when I was a kid... now I am an adult. Coming back and watching this reminds me that times back then used to be kind of better, people knew how to have fun and enjoy life instead of doing crap we have right now with all those mental left groups or activists making everything into a problem. Wish I could turn time back and just spend some moments in the old good days of 09. I don't know if you can read this from the afterlife kitty but thank you for all those content, it is so enjoyable...
Well said. We know what it’s like because we were in those Xbox 360 parties. We’re used to the heat.
@@FranciumBoron yeah, we knew how to have fun and be chill. If we would put snowflakes in such a party they most likely would suffer a meltdown ;D
@@LakituKoopa Or they might come back out like men.
@@FranciumBoron That would be the best outcome. Can't stand these crybabies. It would be nice to see them finally growing up and acting like decent and humble men instead of being all butthurt about "feelings" and being political correct and woke. It is just straight annoying
R.I.P Kitty
you made us all laugh
its sad for you to go but.. we cant change what's already happened
Or can we?...
ZBoy0123 Louminerty-life 3 cunfurmed... Rip Kitty :(
Urr mee gurd...
Quit whining
He's dead?
Coming back and watching this shit is truly amazing, R.I.P Kitty you gave me the best fucking childhood ever.
"Ouchie, that hurts almost as much as when I got it stuck in the zipper" 1:11
dang its been 10 years and 2 days since this classic
I first saw this shit when I was in fifth fucking grade. Now I'm out of high school and joining the military. Its crazy
Rah
RIP my friend. Even in death you still make me crack up. Bless.
Hobbit_Games Are you loving or missing him?
this takes a whole new meaning with cosby's dirty laundry coming out to air
Those purple puddings must have been loaded
the Tourettes Guy driving test make me choke with laughter everytime! R.I.P kitty
Dude, this stuff is gold. Crazy how kitty and boschitt worked together on projects, never knew until boschitt mentioned it. He even said he learned from kitty when it came to animating. Kitty's work and techniques live on today among his friends as well. Maybe even some new artists can learn from their tutorials that they've made. Kitty's done what he could, and I feel he's done enough to get some other inspired animators to get on track.
Paranormal Activity 2 = one water bottle falling off the store shelf xD
9:17
Francis: I Hate Steam
R.I.P Kitty. You brought smiles to our faces and made us laugh when we where down. You put hard work into your videos, even when fighting cancer. You may not read this, wherever you are now, but im saying this because a we all love you and your videos. We all miss you bud.
I liked the audio clips you used from the Mike and Pete's sound pak mod. I use to have that installed on my game years ago and thought it was absolutely hilarious.
I love how for the entire driving test, the speedometer says 0mph.
nothing is funnier than good old g-mod videos :)
bro i just love your videos
I love ur videos :D Subscribed!
7:28 best AGK moment ever! LOL!
0:35, oblivion guards xD
Shadow77999 they were adventurers like u, till they took some pills to the everything
my shoe
-random person
11 years later I'm rewatching you again bro
How did I miss this video back when I subscribed to Colin's channel? I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
8:56
"CLEAN UP....REGISTER 6!"
Wait wait, your at register 1.
00:52 Isn't that the Bully chase music? (Prefict?)
This is funny bro. Keep on doing the good work!
I remember watching this when it first came out and yet its still hilarious to this day.
'Bows head low'
Miss you Kitty.
The car driving one is the funniest
Dude, you have talent, you should keep making these. you could be very popular on you tube
Giving Def Jam Fight For New York sound effects a new meaning.
R.I.P Best youtuber ever....
4:06 LOL!
Driving Test In A Nutshell
13 years later and I'm here again. Guess some things will never change.....
I loved watching this when I was in Jr High, aged like fine wine, 2006-2010 really was the "Golden age"
7:59 HL3 Ending
0:50 bully chasing song
beginning is epic
My only wish is to resurrect this beast and ask him what that wal-mart map is called
No vandalism in my stooooooooooooooooooooooooooore!!!!!!!!!
4:10 me in GTA XD
That was amazing... never laughed as much in my life (except maybe the first one...)
God damn bro I had no idea garrys mod stuff was made in 2009
00:15
Jack Carver from Far Cry??
3:49 Half-Life 3's final battle .-.
Yes
its 2016 and we still loving you kitty
i love the driving test part makes me laugh all the time
5:20
You drive like mah fakin grandma you know dat?
7:15 That's how Microsoft destroyed the world.
I'm going to remember this video when I get my driver's license. 😂
This is still funny after 10 years
Yeah. I wish he still alive :(
Am I the only one who notist that it said "clean up on isle 6" when it was in isle 1
Same
he said register 6
I miss kitty0706
5:56
This story Truly plays a role of fighting addiction in louis` head as he fights to get past his story of despair.
hey is the pancakes scream from cabin fever? i love that part XD
R.I.P.
we want better quality :(
okay the bill Cosby part.. that that was the best xD
Simply the best, RIP kitty.
Epis0de2?
Best intro to a film ever.
Legendary.
Gotta love the sound effects straight out of Scientist Slaughterhouse: Mod Messup 1: WTF
Too funny.
I like this.
Glorious days
I'm not sure which made me laugh harder, the Bill Cosby skit, the Tourettes Guy driving, or Sam Fisher in the restaurant.
Killing unarmed women seems mighty close to terrorism.
Shut up Fisher.
*MISSION FAILED*
04:03 that scene is the most efficient way to describe Microsoft Simulating games
coming back to this in 2020 T_T this was the shit
I think the best part was the driving ed one it cracked me up :D
"and that son, is how i took my first driving test in high school."
I still laugh at these kinds of videos until today.
Gmod is like a blanket, you feel so comfortable in it, you don't want to leave, and you will always come back to it because of the simplicity.
i know it says the soundtracks at the end, but i want to know, WHICH ONE IS FROM 2:55 ?
12 years later still funny
Some of these animations are more frightening than poison head crabs.
1:41 I loved how well he made the expressions here. I miss him.
The computer's freezing up summarized my experience with PC gaming perfectly.
because of this video, whenever I play Oblivion and I hear a guard say "..your stolen goods are now forfeit!" I hear the "My shoe!" in my head.
i think its not "my shoe!" i think its "my nutsicle!"
no, a guy who got hit says "My shoe!" the "My nutsicle!" is during the guard chase scene.
oh
i completly LOST MY Shit at the car scene, MO GOD thonk you
I swears the one with the store kills me everytime
Rest in Peace kitty0706. -The Best Gmod Video Maker :c
Dead Space BSoD gets me everytime lol
Almost felt like I was watching GMod Idiot Box.
i was gonna be really stupid and make a penis comment but now with his death i feel really empty inside this guy got me into gmod several years ago and made some of the greatest gmod series i had ever seen this guy was one of the best around R.I.P
I always laugh at the drivers test scene. "Make like a banana and SHIT!"
The paranormal Activity Scene made me crap my pants!!!! XD
Wow Kitty0706's video are all MADNESS!!!!
but BUT.... I LOVE it!
OH WHAT?? I CAN FINALLY WATCH THIS?!?!? :000000000000
I like how the watermelon explodes at 6:29
You ever think of doing more skit comedy kitty? You are good at it, you could just make a skit when you have inspiration, and then piece them together into a video or something.
Hey does anyone knows what song on 6:21 is. Because when ever I look for it I never find it. So can you please help me
Does anyone know what the songs name is that starts at 6:21? I hear it constantly in Kitty's videos and I'm dying to know where it's from.
2016 we never forgot you kitty
5:14 How do you get npcs/ragdolls stay in the car with you like that?