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  • @s.n1803
    @s.n1803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13443

    “I've heard your name.”
    “Most people have, it's also a noun.”
    Probably my favourite line

    • @TheSlayerDiary
      @TheSlayerDiary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      I was eating and legit started choking because I laughed so hard. I haven't seen this episode in years and completely forgot about this line.

    • @TheAero1221
      @TheAero1221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That cracked me up, too. Lmao.

    • @Skona99
      @Skona99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      One of the best lines in the whole show

    • @andypickle1584
      @andypickle1584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Only until I was reading comments did I realize that this is my new line.

    • @ianbrewer4843
      @ianbrewer4843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It is a good line

  • @darby.lestrange
    @darby.lestrange 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3610

    House being so obsessed with a show that he kidnaps an actor so his show can continue is wild lol.

    • @Styrofoam-ee
      @Styrofoam-ee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Doctors... amirite?

    • @dogouchu4356
      @dogouchu4356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I’m a fan of a game called danganronpa(it’s a murder mystery anime visual novel game series about high school students who are forced to murder each other)and if I could I would totally kidnap my favorite character to keep him from dying

    • @ojoking695
      @ojoking695 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@dogouchu4356 love the show and would do the same

    • @austinwilson5341
      @austinwilson5341 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@dogouchu4356 iiiiiits Time for the class trial,casts your votes to figure out why house dunnit and he will work overtime.
      But,if you'r wrong though,everyone will have to work except for dr house.
      With that in mind,cast your votes and dive into despair kyehkyehkyeh

    • @TheExeption
      @TheExeption ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was going to force a woman back on the path to killing herself so she could finish his book series

  • @arandombard1197
    @arandombard1197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7208

    Kidnapping someone to save their life is pure chaotic good.

    • @SnuffIt
      @SnuffIt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      "Chaotic good" that's a perfect definition for House

    • @thegamerdudeabides
      @thegamerdudeabides 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@SnuffIt Please, house is definitely chaotic neutral. Probably one of the only real examples of it out there.

    • @mitchellmariacher254
      @mitchellmariacher254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@thegamerdudeabides absolutely not, he is pure chaotic good. He doesn't care what rules he has to break to help a patient.

    • @JarrodSwords
      @JarrodSwords 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@mitchellmariacher254 but he operates strictly by his own rules

    • @VSMSusi
      @VSMSusi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@JarrodSwords So?

  • @SpencerKelly93
    @SpencerKelly93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5935

    I love how the few times in the show where House gets the right answer but doesn't know why, he's visibly annoyed that he doesn't know why he got the right answer.

    • @davejones9469
      @davejones9469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +415

      It annoyed me and my math teachers in high school too. I couldn't "show my work" the way they wanted, and half the time even I didn't know how I got it, but there were a lot of 50% grades on math tests. All right answers, no or "incorrect" work shown. Pretty much everything but geometry/trig, where the formulas are written in stone, I had difficulty because I could take all kinds of shortcuts in my head. Things just clicked, very frustrating to lose marks for that.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      And then there is the opposite, when you figure out *why* something works that way. Also gives the opposite feeling, that eureka moment.

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      That's because _figuring it out_ is the goal, and he didn't reach the goal.

    • @LightIke
      @LightIke 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Being accidentally right is unreliable as the head of diagnostics.

    • @swedishem5336
      @swedishem5336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@davejones9469 Dude that's me in physics, I knew how to get the correct answers, the wrong way, I could never know how to use the correct formulas though

  • @PsYcoTix2049
    @PsYcoTix2049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7118

    for anybody wondering what he was allergic to, he is allergic to quinine from the tonic water in the fake gin and tonics that he has to drink on set, house realises this after the patient leaves the hospital

    • @halflucan
      @halflucan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      THANK YOU!!!

    • @Pfillep
      @Pfillep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      MVP of comment section.

    • @skyereave9454
      @skyereave9454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Perfect, was just wondering this.

    • @codyboedicker7053
      @codyboedicker7053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Thank you for doing gods work

    • @LuizFelipe-lk1hs
      @LuizFelipe-lk1hs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Isn't it funny how memory works? When I read "quinine" I immediately remember what was its source, even though I last watched this episode many years ago

  • @spawnglance6720
    @spawnglance6720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6511

    A very subtle but highly enjoyable detail is that the longer the episode goes on the more soap-opera like the camerawork becomes. Like at the end when Cuddy walks down a completely empty hall from House when usually there's extras in lab coats walking all over the background

    • @MaxwellsDemon9
      @MaxwellsDemon9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      any other details you can clue us into? I don't know what soap operas look like.

    • @fiat1314
      @fiat1314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      @@MaxwellsDemon9 generaly whenever cuddy and house have a 1 to 1 dialouge it goes semi-soap opera mode but it esspecialy noticeable at the end when she says the test is negative.

    • @richard-li1ll
      @richard-li1ll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      can't believe i missed that whole switch-up, the scene at 7:18 is ridiculous lmao

    • @spawnglance6720
      @spawnglance6720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@MaxwellsDemon9 House crawling towards the actor in "desperation" during the car scene was a pretty good one too

    • @carlhoughton8624
      @carlhoughton8624 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MaxwellsDemon9 ///úgtg&s

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2877

    "I run every day."
    Because nothing cures brain tumors like a good jog.

    • @joukeschat2486
      @joukeschat2486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Headaches tend to hurt more when running. So him running every day + him saying he never has headaches is his argument for being healthy.

    • @Lemontarts01
      @Lemontarts01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@joukeschat2486 that also depends on the type of headache.
      Thus that the statement is still not sufficient to rule out something in the brain

    • @Serialasked
      @Serialasked 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@joukeschat2486 ironic my head hurts more when im sitting, particularly in a bad posture. But when im running it never hurts

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@Serialasked I believe it generally hurts AFTER you run. Like you're at 3 on the pain scale, you run, then it's at 5. Or it's at 0, you run, and it becomes 7.

    • @andreypavlov5187
      @andreypavlov5187 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Serialasked Head hurting from bad posture. Is your spine pressing on nerves or something ?

  • @hollyb6885
    @hollyb6885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    House screaming “HELP!” to cover up the other guy’s screaming “HELP!” is hilarious. Great episode!

    • @Drew-bc7zj
      @Drew-bc7zj 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      And nobody ever did bring a wheelchair. LOL

  • @jakedavidson8914
    @jakedavidson8914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1541

    “Most people have, it’s also a noun” is my favourite line in the entire series

    • @andytay5507
      @andytay5507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well you're very easy impressed.

    • @ReciPeatsOrg
      @ReciPeatsOrg ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Let the man be impressed.

    • @kamilpoznan6530
      @kamilpoznan6530 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ReciPeatsOrgDon't assume he was impressed

  • @1Deri
    @1Deri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1114

    "Dr. Chase, I don't think we've met"
    "I've heard your name"
    "Most people have, it's also a verb."

    • @Autizm_factory
      @Autizm_factory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Noun* but house can also be verb so 🤷‍♀️

    • @metaphobic
      @metaphobic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Both Chase and House can be both

    • @Autizm_factory
      @Autizm_factory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@metaphobic ha true

    • @mauricemakesmovies
      @mauricemakesmovies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read that in his voice lol

    • @w-ols-7199
      @w-ols-7199 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "Dr Foreman. I don't think we've met."
      "Ive heard your name."
      "Most people have. It's a common occupation."

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2138

    You see Cuddy worried about the inspection. You know House is gonna make his entrance.
    *Car screeches into loading zone with kidnapped soap opera star*
    .......damnit, I need to rewatch this show.

    • @cursedsailor7473
      @cursedsailor7473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I already am.

    • @juliechildress8905
      @juliechildress8905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too!

    • @Arovna
      @Arovna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hi DTOM, I'm Andry, Should I watch this show ? =) I'm binge watching the clips on youtube and now I'm highly curious + interested about the drama, ego, quality writing and "medicine" playing out I guess.

    • @aimilios439
      @aimilios439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Arovna You totally should, it's a great series with a great finale.

    • @TheGuac25
      @TheGuac25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m your thousand like 🎉🎉🎉

  • @akashanand8388
    @akashanand8388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +919

    Imagine how sad it is to know that you are allergic to thank you.

    • @giorgosgoulandris116
      @giorgosgoulandris116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂😂

    • @tinasapienza6552
      @tinasapienza6552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @asabovesobelow7461
      @asabovesobelow7461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmaooo I was disappointed 😭😭

    • @trackpadpro
      @trackpadpro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      anyone know what it was

    • @PsYcoTix2049
      @PsYcoTix2049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@trackpadpro he is allergic to quinine from the tonic water in the fake gin and tonics that he has to drink on set.

  • @gregh5061
    @gregh5061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3484

    Foreman : "This isn't a soap opera house, people don't wake up right after you give them drugs"
    House MD writers : Wait, that's illegal

    • @amberscion1513
      @amberscion1513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Every prior and following episode after the right issue is finally identified: Patient immediately recovers.

    • @brandonkey181
      @brandonkey181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@amberscion1513 time passes off screen

    • @rapscalliondave
      @rapscalliondave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vegetative state*

    • @gregh5061
      @gregh5061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@brandonkey181 you haven't seen yeh episode "Son of a coma guy, have you?"

    • @matteoburatti6231
      @matteoburatti6231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@gregh5061 i did
      That sandwich looked good

  • @CHANCHANKIT555
    @CHANCHANKIT555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    "Heeeeelp""
    "Heeeeelp! We need a wheelchair!"
    Smartest cover up lmao

  • @derrek-lee
    @derrek-lee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    "You keep food in the morgue!?"
    I die every single time 🤣😭💀

    • @Alinor24
      @Alinor24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Not the worst place. Nicely refrigerated...🤷🏼‍♀️😄

    • @OutCast907
      @OutCast907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And no one to steal it

    • @Shinigumi
      @Shinigumi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      So do the majority of the people that end up in that room.

    • @danielchoritz1903
      @danielchoritz1903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      most food is kind of dead, so it should be fine

    • @jamess069
      @jamess069 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder if they used that line in the iZombie tv show how well it would have went over? The thought of them doing it makes me chuckle. Lol

  • @Irene-ii7zm
    @Irene-ii7zm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1287

    The fact that House only explained himself after they arrived at the hospital... what were they talking about on the journey??

    • @DisKorruptd
      @DisKorruptd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      well, the actor was probably talking about being let go, about the fact that he's been kidnapped

    • @rickk720
      @rickk720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      He probably just said: “If you escape, you’ll die.”

    • @empressclown
      @empressclown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      It's a chauffeured vehicle.. House locked the doors from the front, probably kept the partition up, and wouldn't let the actor out until they got to the hospital.

    • @brianaustin5467
      @brianaustin5467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It is the standard exposition on American TV series, especially crime procedurals. You frequently have a car full of cast members arrive somewhere, and only then does one person explain to the others [and the viewer] where they are or why they are there. It saves on the cost of filming a scene in the vehicle.

    • @nothingposted9056
      @nothingposted9056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kidnapping

  • @nickv.s125
    @nickv.s125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    ''You're that nutjob doctor''
    ''Actually I'm the nutjob head of diagnostic medicine''
    lmao I'll never understand why this series isn't labled comedy

  • @TheMonkeyyBusiness
    @TheMonkeyyBusiness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    The best scene isn't here!! Its when House goes to the Green Room and poses with the Emmy award infront of the mirror and does that epic Hugh Laurie smile & hand dismissal wave 😂

  • @callmebirdyy8643
    @callmebirdyy8643 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I find it funny that one of the doctors mention the line "This isn't a soap opera, house. People don't just wake up from coma's the second you give them drugs." but there is literally an entire episode about that exact thing happening lmfao

  • @socksumi
    @socksumi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    If regular pauses in speech patterns while acting is a symptom of a brain tumour, I'd be curious to see what House had to say about William Shatner.

    • @annabees
      @annabees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      it's not the regular pauses, it's the change of rythm over a short period of time which is important here. XD

    • @j.dragon651
      @j.dragon651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      William Shatner? Does he have a brain?

    • @aliceramdom.s
      @aliceramdom.s 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      its a tv show

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@j.dragon651 I'm beginning to doubt that, honestly.

    • @neen2660
      @neen2660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      King cobra jfs

  • @bargainbassist
    @bargainbassist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    Patient trying to get rid of House: "Heeeeellllpp!"
    House not wanting to be rid of: "Heeeeellllpp! I'm gonna need a wheelchair ... here!"😂

    • @ethansmedley3386
      @ethansmedley3386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Best line of the series. I laughed a idiotically long time when I first saw this.

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They didn't even bring him a wheelchair!

    • @PkmnGymLeader
      @PkmnGymLeader ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was honestly genius. He's so unbelievably clever in the moment.

    • @audreytinnahenoch1101
      @audreytinnahenoch1101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is another favourite line. Watching this for the upteenth time now 🤣🤣🤣

  • @davehudlow_x3441
    @davehudlow_x3441 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    " Hi I'm 13"
    "I've heard your name."
    "Most people have, it's also a number."

  • @GossipIsSlander
    @GossipIsSlander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    "If i keep it in the lounge everyone else eats it!"
    "Thats because its everyone else's food!"
    Imagine a House/Friends crossover: "you stole my sandwich! MY SANDWICH!"
    At least House wouldn't have the audacity to throw half of it away, though!

    • @AUSSIETAIPAN
      @AUSSIETAIPAN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      THE MOISTMAKER!

    • @srijanvalmiki2891
      @srijanvalmiki2891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      House was in friends he was in the flight with rachel

    • @Rougarou99
      @Rougarou99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be fair, House would just eat the rest while staring at Ross.

    • @kate_grey
      @kate_grey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg imagine chandelier and house 🤣

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rougarou99Maybe, but just wait until he tried to take food from Joey. Joey Doesn't Share Food.

  • @DemBigOlEyes
    @DemBigOlEyes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "Keep watching."
    Yes, I'm sure 13 is more than happy to.

  • @SnuffIt
    @SnuffIt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    3:34
    "He's probably eating lunch in the morgue."
    -Thirteen (S6E10)
    ...And that's why she is my favorite character right after House.

    • @KochariAsgar
      @KochariAsgar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Im in love with Thirteen. She is the only female movie character that i like so much after Starling Clarice

    • @listrahtes
      @listrahtes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@KochariAsgar It is because she is written as witty and clever and succesfull because of her intellect and skill and not because she is a woman. Thats the basic mistake of a lot of TV Shows nowadays. They first decide by gender what the attributes are. It always fails as it puts forced agenda above creative writing

    • @KochariAsgar
      @KochariAsgar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@listrahtes yeah this is correct. The opposite case foes for captain marvel. Absolutely horrendous character

  • @brianbernstein3826
    @brianbernstein3826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    when you lose your audition for "Robert Chase" but get a phone call from the directors years later

  • @adrianakryveshko
    @adrianakryveshko 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I’ve just realized that Chase said something similar at the end of the series:
    “Dr Chase, I’ve heard your name.”
    “Most people have. It’s also a verb.”

  • @marmaladd6017
    @marmaladd6017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Just want to thank whoever runs this channel never watched house beforehand and I have enjoyed every clip!

    • @HouseM.D.
      @HouseM.D.  2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      We think you should head right over to Peacock now and start watching!

    • @cursedsailor7473
      @cursedsailor7473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t got a subscription.

    • @SHINeeNAilee
      @SHINeeNAilee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cursedsailor7473 Not to advertise, but you don't need a subscription -- you can make a free account, and all you have to deal with is ads, I'm pretty sure?

    • @cursedsailor7473
      @cursedsailor7473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SHINeeNAilee no computer

    • @xali2008
      @xali2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HouseM.D. nah, I just grabe a VPN and you know what I do next.

  • @EPrimeify
    @EPrimeify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Foreman: This isn’t a Soap Opera, House. People don’t just wake up from comas the second you give ‘em drugs.
    Yeah. Tell that to the son of a coma guy.

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    "Make it cab fare; I don't want you anywhere near my house."
    Dude, House already knows your home address, the address of your apartment in New York, your girlfriend's address, her husband's address, your publicicist's address, and your estranged mother's address. You're boned, buddy.

  • @TheMonkeyyBusiness
    @TheMonkeyyBusiness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Just look how young they were 🥺❤️ just feels it was yesterday and not nearly a decade and more back 🥺❤️

  • @keode
    @keode 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    "It was an allergy"
    "To what?"
    "...Thank you"
    Dude's allergic to gratitude

    • @i-am-mercurial
      @i-am-mercurial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No but what was it fr

    • @keode
      @keode 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@i-am-mercurial Having never seen the episode I would take a guess that he is allergic to quinine from the tonic water in the fake gin and tonics that he has to drink on set
      -House S4 Ep14 Wikipedia page

    • @SharinganMan
      @SharinganMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @deepstateflatmoonlizardcultist it's the mark of a top diagnostician

    • @RogueBoyScout
      @RogueBoyScout ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Zargabaath I think it shows respect and manners.
      I would have just said "Get off your @ss and google it!!!".
      So kudos to keoda for having more tolerance for the 110s than I do...

    • @slightlydistressedslug6627
      @slightlydistressedslug6627 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  • @patrickw9634
    @patrickw9634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Oh, so that’s what Chuck did after he became mortal

  • @Average_Yandere
    @Average_Yandere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “ive heard your name” “most people have its also a noun”

  • @elias_xp95
    @elias_xp95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Fumy related anecdote @ 3:30 - Often times, when working in the morgue, dropping off newly deceased patients, the porters who take the job will return and be hungry, something about being in proximity to dead people makes you hungry... I assume it is a subconscious survival response from your body treating the stiff as a red flag and making you eat to ensure you are ingesting nutrients.

    • @charleshodgdon6168
      @charleshodgdon6168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Might be due to the lower temperature in the morgue and the extra strain of lifting a body.

    • @YeshuaKingMessiah
      @YeshuaKingMessiah ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok that’s not creepy at all

  • @kissgergo5202
    @kissgergo5202 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    5:08 I think because of nature of this scene this quote gets overshadowed but it's a great quote
    "How many guys get a second chance?"
    "Too many. Half the people I save don't deserve a second chance."

  • @local38on-tv
    @local38on-tv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Someone who can actually pay off the bills at the end of the episode

    • @WallaWaller
      @WallaWaller ปีที่แล้ว +13

      In the House universe the USA has universal healthcare. That's my headcannon anyway.

    • @joekurr890
      @joekurr890 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WallaWaller The hospital is actually pro bono and it runs with donations from the public.

    • @Elderrion
      @Elderrion ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is a "free clinic" something else in America? (Genuine question).
      If I remember correctly, in one episode, house has clinic duty and gets a patient who pretends to have the symptoms of a friends because she doesn't have insurance. House easily finds out via a urine test which stated that the guys was pregnant and berates him for doing this stupid stunt in a "free hospital".

    • @WallaWaller
      @WallaWaller ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Elderrion free clinics might exist in the US, but they're incredibly rare as I've never seen one in person. Best I can get in my area (rural Indiana) is a clinic that charges "very low" prices (about $40 a visit + the cost of whatever meds you need)

    • @josephwodarczyk977
      @josephwodarczyk977 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​​@@Elderrion scenes like that were probably included because of this conversation. I'm sure free clinics exist here, but I've never seen one. "Alright so we did an MRI scan-" "THAT WAS MY RENT THIS MONTH!! YOU'RE GONNA BE THE NEXT PATIENT HERE DOC!!!"

  • @xxthotslayerxx
    @xxthotslayerxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    -"It was an allergy"
    -"To what?"
    -"Thank you"

  • @dunkenrunten4593
    @dunkenrunten4593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Best diagnosis on the show: The guy was allergic to the word "thank you"

  • @bellarue6738
    @bellarue6738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    “I run everyday” yeah? Does that mean you can’t have a brain tumor?

    • @Boyzby
      @Boyzby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, I don't really understand the logic he was going for there.

    • @Alinor24
      @Alinor24 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Boyzby Me neither.

    • @cursedsailor7473
      @cursedsailor7473 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Boyzby Me neither

    • @charleshodgdon6168
      @charleshodgdon6168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Extra stress of running can cause excessive headaches.

    • @Unfazed1888
      @Unfazed1888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Boyzby People think that having a healthy lifestyle will always equal a healthy life.

  • @zayenus7253
    @zayenus7253 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    He was allergic to the quinine in the tonic water that was in the fake gin and tonics he was drinking on the show

  • @AJR-zg2py
    @AJR-zg2py ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The idea that House loves a show so much that he kidnaps an actor just so it can continue is an idea so absurd, I love it LOL I bet the writers were cracking up and were "oh this is so ridiculous we have to do it because it's hilarious" XD

  • @DrCureAging
    @DrCureAging ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “I've heard your name.”
    “Most people have, it's also what you do to your favorite stuffed animal”
    - Dr. Cuddy

  • @IchinShek
    @IchinShek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This channel is so good for keeping House fans engaged. Show us 1/3rd of an episode so we go to [streaming service] to watch the whole thing. I hate and love the whole process.

  • @chiyo-chanholocaust8143
    @chiyo-chanholocaust8143 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "You're reading slower = brain tumor"
    Ah isn't Hollywood medicine and diagnosis so great

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Is that... CHUCK?! *GOD* CHUCK????
    Wow, dude shaves and grows his hair out and he's basically unrecognizable. And yes, I know this is before his godhood in Supernatural, but I would have never guessed that Chuck had wavy hair.

    • @John-Doe-Yo
      @John-Doe-Yo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow I thought he was familiar, nice catch.

    • @MrEMVme
      @MrEMVme 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      THANK YOU! I knew he was familiar but I could not place him kudos to you mate.

  • @creatip123
    @creatip123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    The special consultant's first reaction was to feel the patient's forehead for fever. Completely normal, if there was no hospital grade temperature probe attached to the patient, with a big screen readout just a glance away.....

    • @therealtiffanybaby
      @therealtiffanybaby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      he was making sure it wasnt an inaccurate reading lol

    • @spdcrzy
      @spdcrzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      First rule of medicine: never blindly trust machines.

    • @CrabLadius
      @CrabLadius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It’s a liability reason as well to double and even triple check. It IS a person’s life. It’s the same reason why a doctor might manually double check when a machine produces an abnormally high blood pressure. A ‘Just in case’.

    • @RealCoolstriker64
      @RealCoolstriker64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When it comes to fever, it matters much more that it’s actually hot rather than what number it is

  • @Dracoryprime
    @Dracoryprime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    she said "floral allergies" there are other allergens that dont come from plants

    • @Alinor24
      @Alinor24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was wondering about that too. Sounded like they didn't test for any allergy else.

    • @2159ianmilne
      @2159ianmilne ปีที่แล้ว +4

      House thought that it was a floral allergy as the patient was an actor that had lots of flowers in his dressing room.
      After he was discharged House figured out that it was a quinine allergy from the tonic water he was drinking with his gin.

  • @aniketchavan1798
    @aniketchavan1798 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    BOARD MEMBER: how dedicated are your doctors?
    CUDDY: We kidnap patients if they refuse care..

  • @csquaredgaming
    @csquaredgaming 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The way Cuddy folded instantly is hilarious

  • @discordpensiveemoji
    @discordpensiveemoji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    My favorite line in all of these episodes is when House diagnoses whatever the malady of the week is and some knucklehead says there a 1 in a million chance of that happening like do these guys not remember every other time it was a one in a million disease

  • @sivan1127
    @sivan1127 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:29 best conversation especially sweet sauce😂😂😂

  • @MrConnorTV
    @MrConnorTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "He is wrong a lot, that's why we make these tests".

  • @Aaron-ne4kr
    @Aaron-ne4kr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    6:45 "100mg of methylprednisolone is an overdose"
    Sure... That's why EMS protocols are to give 125mg of it. 😂
    It's funny to go back and watch this when you have even an iota of medical knowledge lmfao

    • @mladenbro8435
      @mladenbro8435 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      kinda ruins it doesnt it

    • @moonman239
      @moonman239 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      maybe he training is in primary care, in which case she wouldn't know the ins and outs of every medication and condition.

  • @IsaSaien
    @IsaSaien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    2:15 cracked me up super hard.
    13 is bisexual, she was looking at the girl and didn't notice the pause at all.

  • @GMSryBut
    @GMSryBut 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    4:18
    SEASON 8 FINALE SPOILER:
    When they ever made a spin off series with Dr. Chase, I want this exact conversation
    Chase: Dr. Chase, I don't think we've met
    Guy: Dr. XYZ. I've heared your name
    Chase: Most people have, it's also a verb.

  • @gregh5061
    @gregh5061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:07 very touché, Foreman

  • @saunga1
    @saunga1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    They missed an opportunity with that Tupperware in the morgue scene. Instead of "Please don't throw away" they should have written "Please don't eat. That means you House!" or something like that. It would have further added to House's reputation.

  • @amitgorai4314
    @amitgorai4314 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That 'Heeeeeelp!!!' scene always makes me laugh

  • @maurobertolone5198
    @maurobertolone5198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Should 've said It's also a common noun , seeing House is already a proper noun .

  • @blacktimhoward4322
    @blacktimhoward4322 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When the dude started to think he was actually his tv character, I was worried House was gonna leave him like that. It would probably make him a better actor

  • @WorkOvertimeOrElse
    @WorkOvertimeOrElse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    love the cliffhangers. they really seal the deal for me

  • @Manawatu_Al2844
    @Manawatu_Al2844 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love it when it's accreditation time, sweep it under the carpet, and wait until the coast is clear and then back to normal.

  • @scottclowe
    @scottclowe ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Poor guy. It must be hard being allergic to thank yous!

  • @karatekid7640
    @karatekid7640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "it's not a soap opera..." Funny I've heard this line so many time and exclusively on the soap opera too.

  • @SBPepperminion
    @SBPepperminion ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:03 Even medical dramas in medical dramas are fake.

  • @StudioGalvan
    @StudioGalvan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Unless the teleprompter spans at least 90 degrees of the Soap Dr's vision, there's no way House's initial observation could be ... observable. 🤓

  • @villalba874
    @villalba874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    this isn't a soap opera, House.
    Yes it is.
    People fon't wake up from a comma right after you give them a drug.
    He did that in one episode.

  • @CardenAdam
    @CardenAdam ปีที่แล้ว +3

    An allergy to thank you. That clears it up.

  • @Elipson52008
    @Elipson52008 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "If you think im wrong, tell me im wrong"
    like thats ever stopped house

  • @N1k4_Gr1v
    @N1k4_Gr1v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    HEEEEEELP WE NEED A WHEELCHAIR!!!!

  • @jamesbinnie8765
    @jamesbinnie8765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "this isn't a soap opera house, people don't just wake up from comas"
    The irony

  • @LordUzaki
    @LordUzaki ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "This isn't a soap opera House, people don't just wake up from Coma's the second you give them drugs."
    Except for literally the previous season. Season 3, Episode 7, where House literally injected drugs into a coma patient and the patient woke up seconds later. The funny part is, Foreman was literally there to witness it.

  • @madman2u
    @madman2u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I knew it! It was a gratitude allergy all along.

  • @MissusAnon
    @MissusAnon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Video skipped the best one:
    *House:* "As I suspected, you have significant losses in the upper right quadrant of your visual field."
    *Brock:* "Are you serious?"
    *House:* "No, it's a joke. Two guys go into a bar, and one has significant losses in the upper right quadrant of his visual field and the other one says, "You're gonna need an MRI to confirm the type and location of the tumor." to which Foreman ruins House's plan to trick this guy into an MRI because he didn't find anything in the test lol

  • @UnexpectedTokens
    @UnexpectedTokens 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    House is so good that even when he's wrong he's right

  • @andrewtessman9921
    @andrewtessman9921 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "No, I want you to cure him without committing any more felonies". Oh, I've missed this series so much...

  • @jasmine9581
    @jasmine9581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:33 Man I love that jacket

  • @markoseries
    @markoseries 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    A hospital show on a hospital show

  • @josephcarcasole6039
    @josephcarcasole6039 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Since a noun names a person, place, thing, or idea, and House is a person, I think he should have said that it's a noun rather than that it's also a noun.

  • @allankuria9923
    @allankuria9923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:58 It's never lupus 🙄

  • @gabbyr73
    @gabbyr73 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Has anyone ever come up with a theory as to why House enjoyes Soap Operas so much?

  • @Kapppa
    @Kapppa ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro's allergic to thank yous 0.0

  • @FelipeBorgesJF
    @FelipeBorgesJF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Nice to see Chuck, or better yet, God, inspecting House's hospital

    • @hameeyasmaheen8364
      @hameeyasmaheen8364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The no. of likes shows how many Supernatural fans have read this comment😏

    • @peacekittyl3_
      @peacekittyl3_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh- my goodness-
      I didnt recognize him- i went back and heard the voice-
      Also- Zachariah, I think, appears in an episode-
      *thank you for this catch tho- i love finding Supernatural people in my other faves-*

    • @tystratton-quirk9859
      @tystratton-quirk9859 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I recognized the voice, but until his name showed up in the opening credits, I thought that was Johnny Galecki!

  • @tamaraclaw
    @tamaraclaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "It's never Lupus"

  • @taramaforhaikido7272
    @taramaforhaikido7272 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Considering my dad had a brain tumor, which I noticed when he was mumbling in his sleep, the this is a reminder of that.
    Removed with no complications. I've saved lives with others too. I have House's observation skill basically. Think I'll pass on being a doctor though.

  • @bethankrzowski4553
    @bethankrzowski4553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    house; It's a mystery we must find out what's wrong with you.
    me; at the hospital with everything wrong with me
    doctor; its a mystery, there's nothing wrong with you go home.

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    >House watches soap operas
    >Doesn't know that they replace actors _all the time_

  • @-unascertained-
    @-unascertained- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You'll never guess what Rico's got in that box 😂

  • @TheShepdawg9
    @TheShepdawg9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ...but a name is also a noun? It was already a noun before he referenced its double meaning.

  • @Islam101_Uganda
    @Islam101_Uganda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This guy came in when he's fine and all of a sudden he's critically ill

    • @OutCast907
      @OutCast907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Always the case whe you go IRL at the Hospital

  • @AndrewBrown-qs9fw
    @AndrewBrown-qs9fw 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Most people have, it’s also a noun
    Brilliant

  • @kevingitau9230
    @kevingitau9230 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have no idea

  • @shrekfan92
    @shrekfan92 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just love it when he does something crazy. Like gagging the landlord. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexoblivion9295
    @alexoblivion9295 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Allergic to Thank You.

  • @name_and_alias
    @name_and_alias 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:23 i like how that new york license plate has the map of new jersey on it lol

  • @tommywang948
    @tommywang948 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro literally kidnaps people just bc he knows he can save them💀

  • @francismetherell4919
    @francismetherell4919 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ...is that Dr. Mike?!
    EDIT: Nope. It's the guy whose name escapes me, who played Chuck in Supernatural. D'oh.

  • @calvincombrink9824
    @calvincombrink9824 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    an allergy to....thank you

  • @bigfootadmirer8627
    @bigfootadmirer8627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Are we going to ignore the fact that they pulled a meta moment? A medical reality show is watching a medical reality show? Or is it kinda braking the forth wall saying they know they are in a medical reality show?

    • @elricslut
      @elricslut 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thats not reality tv thats a soap opera 😂 and yes its meant to be ironic

    • @patriciofloresdifilipo3713
      @patriciofloresdifilipo3713 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      People nowadays are too stupid to realize meta moments unless it's in tiktok 5s videos