@@craftycrayon9283 killing is not useful but is useful for only only don't understanding smarter species human has grown up with powered of knowing everything sentient of omniscience
"When a mommy and daddy love each other very much, you and your millions of brothers and sisters will have a *_f i g h t t o t h e d e a t h"_* "I..don't have any brothers or sisters?" _"Exactly"_
I just found out I’m gonna be a big brother, I’m so exited 3-17-21 Update: Due date is June 30th and Gender is female 6-28-21 Update: she was born today, her name is Kayleigh
Just because someone is still a teen that doesn’t mean they didn’t wait after the first or second date. My baby’s father is someone I was with for almost a year and I’m a teen. 🤷🏽♀️
Well you see ira bates, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle into a mama-mia's ravioli, a lil' bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.
When a baby is given birth to, it takes its first breath and cries like crazy, thats because the change of pressure and gravity on the baby is extremely painful so, we suffered when we were born, we just dont remember it lol
The fact my mom and dad spent 9 months waiting for me to born and that my body has stuck with me for well over 12 years only for me to binge watch random inforgraphics show videos is astounding
I see your a man/ woman of culture too! Bonus points if your an Indian and so are your parents my dad had a crush but he had to break up for this arranged marriage because my mom was slightly more rich! Now I exist...
Fun fact: when my sister was born my dad was in lunch and was eating a burrito while watching and said “why did you have to give birth during my lunch” lol my mom and dad laugh about it from time to time
kayla Amaya, you mean JOY BEGINS. When you consider all the things that happen to you in one day, most fill you with joy. See the glass as half-full, much better for your mental health.
You had won your first battle royale and then you were born. Kudos! 💪🏻 What's your second biggest accomplishment?
Knowing that I was born to die.
Being born
Hey how about making a video which will tell us which country is best in which way
I made another battle royale winner
Learning LUA
We entered this world without reading terms and condition.
🤐
And thats why we have lots of sins.
No, I went over it with an attorney.
Me
A C C E P T-
Let’s get a moment of silence for all our lost brothers and sisters.
F
F
f
F
F
I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else’s blood and I’m not afraid to leave the same way.
911 wants to know your location
FBI open up
FBI OPEN UP!!!
Marry me.
I’m not sure how to respond to that
This actually helped with my depression. Thanks.
Same 😭✋🏼
Same here
Okay i know some of you are lying but get help
@Sarita Ladislas yes yes i am problem
@@Kill_peter oh hi this is Sarita Ladislas V2.
I can’t believe I actually watched the whole thing without skipping it
LOL. I literally skip through videos and usually to the end if the videos are longer than five minutes. I get bored fast.
@@craftycrayon9283 killing is not useful but is useful for only only don't understanding smarter species human has grown up with powered of knowing everything sentient of omniscience
Same
@@nichsa8984 what?
lolz
"When a mommy and daddy love each other very much, you and your millions of brothers and sisters will have a *_f i g h t t o t h e d e a t h"_*
"I..don't have any brothers or sisters?"
_"Exactly"_
😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️
We all won the battle.
same 😅
WHAT
Congrats
Siblings are like the versions you could of been
The lucky ones that got away with it
S h o o k
I've heard that from tik tok
Not if their half siblings
Twins are just a tie in the race
“There can only be one winner!”
Me who has a twin: 👁👄👁
Also hi Junko
@@lmMentallyIll 🙂
Ayo, Inform channel sozld make a vid about what happens with twins
😂
who was born first?
You cry because you don't want to be in this cruel world.
Its ture though
Parents are selfish having us
That's suicide
Lowkey
PUT ME BACK
Parents:U r so lazy
Me: Are u serious i won the race
Of more than 200million competitors.
Ikr
And it was only half of me!
Hahahah
shashank chauhan LoL I found that so cool
When my son was born I said, "So you are the one who's been kicking me for months."
He smiled and peed on his dad.
Janet Lol 😂
lol
Awkward!
XD
Hahaha
So you're saying I've killed my siblings before I was even born.
Exactly
@@maxymax4212 will they arrest me for that?
@@musashanasabzak8696 wot
@Ihsan Azmi me:but that happened in my mom
@Ihsan Azmi Uno reverse card.
The cop and the judge came to this world in the same way haha
When I was born, the world's average IQ dropped about 6 points
It's ok when I was born I made up the missing 6
3 types of people
4 types of people
2 types of sheeple
Average IQ doesn't drop in points, ya know since average is always 100
i remember all my brothers and sisters that died on the way to the egg...
Lol
@@corn5191 the vaginal fluid killed them
Lol
My brother is tw... nvm
@@Aviationgeek21, 🅱️ruh moments
"There can be only one"
*Twins and triplets: Are we jokes to you?*
Maybe they played a game of duos trios
Derpy Dude I’m a twin
Quadruplets : :/
Nicky Ricky Dicky and Dawn : are we a joke to you
@@ΔΗΜΗΤΡΑΠΑΤΣΗ-ν5δ CORRECT THAT RIGHT NOW-
I just found out I’m gonna be a big brother, I’m so exited
3-17-21 Update: Due date is June 30th and Gender is female
6-28-21 Update: she was born today, her name is Kayleigh
Hope you will take care of your future younger sibling
Nice bro
I became. A big brother in 2020 too
Cool! I commented , so I might come back to this video when when you're brother is older and ask him how he's doing.
I’m getting a baby brother in a month
*Oh you guys just made it easier for a ton of teachers to share this lesson with a lot less talking on their part lol. So wonderfully done,bravo!*
I think my teacher will show this video along with another one of a woman giving birth...
Imagine if you could remember the day you were born.
I have, and it’s quite a story. ❤️
Spitstainoof let’s hear it.
All I know is I cried a lot when I born
I don't remember much because my eyes were closed but my parents told me some of it.
Imagine losing the race to the egg on purpose
So pregnancy is like the hunger games.
i can’t wait for the next book
More like fortnite
@@kadejahswain4098 we don't do that here
@@conor2878 The Illuminati has spoken. We don't do Fortnite here. *InTeNsE wHiStLiNg *
Pubg?
all i’m hearing is there is a one and forty million chance i’ll find love😰😰
The utter pessimist surrendered lol sorry
@@jaylenrebollar7776 chill man as your confidence and self esteem rise 1/40million will be 1/3
cheers, I'll drink to that bro
@@gbs3490 but I'm in love with myself
Why can't parents explain to their kids like this
junyer hernandez they don’t want them to know the truth edit: either that, or they don’t really remember as much as they say.
junyer hernandez because they tiny brain
Because they're children. Not a lot of children should really know this. Guess we still gotta stick to 'When mommy and daddy' bla-bla-bla.
IKR
Because it takes 10 minutes, and has details most children don't want to hear that gross details.
Guys when ur parents say ur lazy say “ I killed my siblings to come to this world and I was a 400,000,000,000,000,000,chance”
Same, except I was already in the world
@@robblequoffle8456 hahahaha wait your not jokeing are you
@@brimlock2798 When did I ever say it was a joke?
Mr. Hamster, please don't tell me I remember my Hamster died
@@yourgamingcat6238 u do cuz ur talking about him/her
"what happens when you are born"
the suffering begins
*2years later* The chancleta has awoken
Benis wenis tell me about it, I'm depression lately
Honestly
12 yo: That's D E E P
I subbed
"What happens when you are born?"
Dad goes to the store to get milk.
Pain.
And comes back after ♾ day
Spain without the S
Instead of my dad leaving to buy milk he died one month after i was born
@@Wilhelminaaaa Oof
"When they get past the first and second date..."
My mom and Dad: laughs in teen pregnancy
@Black Panther You really like jokes don't ya?
my parents: laughs in waiting till marriage
Just because someone is still a teen that doesn’t mean they didn’t wait after the first or second date. My baby’s father is someone I was with for almost a year and I’m a teen. 🤷🏽♀️
@@a.8901 My parents were 17... My mom wasnt allowed a boyfriend
@Black Panther im grateful its just a joke tho i love my parents and my life
when there are twins does that mean they were teaming to win the game?
Battle Royale with a teammate
Karl Quilatan I WAS GONNA SAY THAT 😂😂
Imma twin and my older siblings are twins 2
yeah probably. I guess you would call it A tag team battle royale.
And if there's more then they were a team
Me in the beginning of the video: “I- I just wanna know what happens when I’m born, not how I was born” 😂
Thats what I thought but this was more interesting lol🤣🤣🤣
Same here
Me too WAAAA
Same
RIP to all the young and innocent kids who found out HOW you know...
Let's take a moment of silence for are brothers and sisters that died on the way to the egg😞😪😥😓
We killed em 😅
we killed billions of people and we aren't in jail, YAY!!!
@Xene Dvalin buddy
Just imagine if all of those siblings were alive +500,000 people XD
I was artificially fertilized, I’m a hundred universes ahead of them
When someone calls you weak:
Boi I won the ultimate battle
They did too.
@@potatogg440 true.
@@potatogg440 *_UNO REVERSE CARD_*
Those who called you weak also won ^^
Then you guys are pretty much the same XD
Imagine a 7 year old who still believed that a stork dropped a baby off was watching this...
Katie Lynn 😂😂😂
I used to think we were just teleported into our homes and our parents were just “guess I’ll take care of this baby”
I just thought my parents went in a lab and parts of their body were taken off to make me piece by piece
My mom lied to me and said I hatched from an egg, and I thought everyone had vaginas
When I was 7 I knew babies comes from mommy's belly, but, I never knew HOW they got there... Well.. *Now I do.*
Other babies: cries when born
Me: *yoo it's cold up in here get me a blanket*
Me: *born asleep*
I was tired of life before I even came into it😂😂😂
a creeper in the comment section you are a legend
Lame
NZ Playz nooooo🤣🤣🤣
Me when i was born:yo this is lame gimmi someting to play whit
Him: *What happens when you are Born*?
Me: *.. I guess your just born.*
What is that profile
@@FTBCAM-z4p me
Let’s just say... I was not a mistake but a happy little accident
Since my sister is 7 yrs older I asked my mom if I was an 'OPPS' !
Of course she said no but I think I was. My birthday is April 1st!
SURPRISE!
This won't offend anybody
ㅤㅤ
You deserve an oscar for this.
Your Dad's Bob Ross?
Crosh my name is Oscar Uriel Martinez
At one point everyone watching this video was the fastest swimmer.- My Biology Teacher 2019
Wait what I’m so confused
😂😂
😂
Hmm let’s see if I can translate it from ‘idiot’
I think he meant that we were all the fastest swimmers at the race for birth
My Doll Family /Princess Lookie yet, I can’t swim at all in real life. gosh, i really need to learn..
When you realise babies did not come from storks like the parents has said to you
You didnt know that?
No you go to the storks office aka foster home to pick up the child. Why did you think you need baby uber to get a free baby.
Until 10 years old i though babies born after you get married
imagine little kids watching this that are like, "WhAtS mAkInG lOvE"
I can’t tell if your joking
Shoutout to all the moms out there. May she live a healthy and long life❤
thxs
what about dads
Love my mom and dad 😊
This video has taught me more than highschool ever did
this video taught me more than grade 4 ever did.
@@Stretality cause they dont teach that things in kindergarden
I'm in 5th grade, and I am now aware of the reproduction process.
*N O I C E*
Lol true
Lol same
So your telling me that I was in a war before I was born
Well you see ira bates, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle into a mama-mia's ravioli, a lil' bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.
@@HBKnowItAll I liked how you explained it lol
Darth Vader I got it from Vinesause.
All of us are war veterans
*USA FACTS HERRRRRRRRREEE*
When you realize someone might have been stronger but they just chose the wrong path
Gaming WithShinzo OOF
😂😂😂😂😂
Kim Jong Un That really you, pal?
Kimmy boi
Kim Jong Un oppa gangnam style
Congratulations to everyone who is reading this ..u won 🎉🍻
.
um ok yay i guess
"Yay"
I'm just wondering - what, exactly did I win?
yay, I won!
I thought this is going to talk about how we feel and think before we are born.
Yes
Same
How do they know?
me too....i just revisited 6th grade....im dead!
Same here even though we didn't know anything yet our brains were still in development
To this day, Lil Pump's parents are still waiting for him to say his first words.
@Sychrari lol
Sychrari lol.
Mine was
Videogames
Client Calledo hmmm.
I am pretty sure gucci gang is a word
This video is wrong.Before babies were born they saw
Loading terrain
Entering server
Actually
They saw "Play"
They accidentally clicked multiplayer
They wouldn't even know that Minecraft existed they would just see themselves exit the mother's body
@@mariafe7050 I'm sorry but
*R/woooooooooooosh*
This made me feel special thnx
because you me, and everybody here are.
imagine out o 200 million we were the only ones to survive.
that's fascinating!
Have an edgy friend who says they’re useless?
Tell them they survived a war with over a million people.
Yesssss
Jasmine_ Rice A War, A War Down South Of Dixie!
🤣🤣🤣
525 billion to be exact
That’s really wholesome😔
When a baby is given birth to, it takes its first breath and cries like crazy, thats because the change of pressure and gravity on the baby is extremely painful so, we suffered when we were born, we just dont remember it lol
Annonymoose _Cow I’m glad I don’t remember it
I love the guy in your pfp
i enjoy your profile picture
bella !! aha thankyou 😂
YOU MAKE STRAY KIDS STAY💜💜💜
I won that race for a reason:
*so I could watch this video*
mafia bosse's be like *:o*
*XD*
I won a race for literally nothing but I'm proud i guess
I never thought about how lucky I was just to be born life is truly a gift
We have to trust our parents about our birthday since we don't remember.
birth certificate?
@@kristoffsparkle7416 lol 😂
@@kristoffsparkle7416 you can get ur birth certificate signed and registered after birth
I remeber mine but I can't tell you
My birthday was yesterday 😳
My dad when I was born: *ight I'mma head out*
What’s a *dad?*
@@Extoriuse I have no clue I don't have one
That's sad, I feel bad for you.
Atleast mine has manners he dipped when i was 4
@@Extoriuse a dad is a creature who tricks your bootiful mama of having kids
I can't decide if I should feel proud of myself for winning the race or disappointed for existing and doing 9-5 job...
I FINALLY WON A RACE **LETS GO!!**
What race!?
@@juanmartinbarron6441ur a little kid u won't understand
*Same*
Oh it took me a while to get it
Ur very first race and ur prize was living this awful world we call earth
@@reformed2006 lol
Mom:feels baby coming out and hears baby crying
Baby:into the unkooooooown
XD
Monalisa Tovar xd
XD !!
IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
My cousin : Can you love and hate a person at the same time ?
Me: Do you have siblings 😒
lol true
Lol yeah I really hate my little brother but I love him very very very deep down inside
Lol trueee although, how do you not know that your cousin has siblings??
Ximena Gonzalez That’s not the point 🤦🏾♀️
No.
The fact my mom and dad spent 9 months waiting for me to born and that my body has stuck with me for well over 12 years only for me to binge watch random inforgraphics show videos is astounding
Never think that you're worthless in life or that you're nothing, because you definitely are unique!
Tnx
Just like everyone else.
The shadows rise around me
anybody ever says your slow
*just know you won the ultimate race*
they won also
you're
But they did too kid
i wish my bullys got evaporated in the thanos snap
So your telling me that I used to be able to breathe water
I think it was more 'breathing through the umbilical cord'.
You could breath without lungs ma man
He says later in the video that the fetus/baby gets its oxygen from the umbilical cord.
We were mermaids!🤣🤣🤣🤣
-yes-
Very informative for children. Now they know the concept of existence. Hope our community value the survivers.
Video: your parents had to get past the first date, then the second, until they decided to have you...
Me: you're making a lot of assumptions here...
😂😂😂
My parents were best friends and then got married. They weren't even dating hahaha.
@@laurelmatson1766 my parents first married then became friends
@@Lunatictornado OOF
😂😂😂😂 facts
“Getting past the first date, then the second”
Laughs in traditionally arranged marriage
@Nadia Syeda
Thats not arranged marriage.
That's cultural stigma.
Wow
I see your a man/ woman of culture too! Bonus points if your an Indian and so are your parents my dad had a crush but he had to break up for this arranged marriage because my mom was slightly more rich! Now I exist...
At least my aunt had a love marriage unlike my grandpa, grandma, dad, mom and uncle
@@aburafidhaas-safawi839 That comes with arranged marriage aka we ALWYAS know what's best for you, so marry him/her or our judgment will look bad
Wow. The chances of being born is like one in a trillion, or a miracle, and we spend it watching TH-cam and sleeping all day ._.
i told you not to tell anyone >:(
Our prize, our choice.
I actually do track, cross country, football, swimming, and soccer. I also did tai kwan do
@@rustycrusty6994 I do soccer,tennis,swimming,ice hockey,ice skating,volleyball,table tennis and basket ball so im quite active
Rusty Jaber shhhhhhh!
You guys are special and a miracle don't listen to someone who says you were a mistake you were born into the world with a purpose.
What purpose I was born without a purpose
@@blacklyfe5543 Everyone has a purpose, you just need to find it
Fun fact: when my sister was born my dad was in lunch and was eating a burrito while watching and said “why did you have to give birth during my lunch” lol my mom and dad laugh about it from time to time
That happened to one of my friends to
that explains why it is like the hunger games
Yo, when my sister was born, (I was 4 btw) my dad was chillin in the corner eating a burger with a s**t ton of sesame seeds.
That is legit TMI
Other people: why are you so lazy and tried all the time
Me: I’ve been through a lot let me rest
Ummm they were too though...
I have to travel 15cm just to be born
@@glencoco679 ok boomer
Jonathan Lopez 🤫
Remember that time you won your first battle royale? This is it
So does that mean twins are winning duos?
Kraynen triplets are squads no fill
@BogeyedGoose760 :3 no, it's winning your first battle Royale, not winning your first "victory royale"
GAME HAWKS , as I was watching this video, I was thinking the same thing!
Fortnite didn't exist in the late 2000s.
This video made me feel so very special!😭
Thank u, I needed it..😂😂
You titled this wrong. Shoulda been called “what happens leading up to birth”
This Life exactly!! 😪
Yeah!😌💔
Yeah!😌💔
Right this was not what I wanted to see smh
Or, “What Happens when you are conceived”
So basicly sperms go through world war 1 just to get to the egg. 😂
Yes.
10,000 subscribers with no video lolol
Yes
Lol
A bit like capture the flag? Everyone vs a flag
This is easier to understand than my whole biology course...
8:42 WHY DOES THIS SCENE EXIST 😭
Ayo?
I dont get it
Hahahaha
So I killed many of my siblings while going to an egg cell?
Edit: What the, how many....
Can say yes
It ok I did to
@@Emmi123 so are you then... EVERYONE ARE MURDERS
Yes, yes we did!!!
Wow i killed some of my siblings im a murderer ......
Literally a fetus: has a normal sleep cycle
My body: how about *not*
Same k
You begin your journey of being alive
Prepare for anything
@@kaesandi r/woooosh
@@kaesandi agreed
@@celestialgemini5843 r/woosh
@@Gokaruto r/woooosh
mykaela r/iamverysmart
Don't underestimate your self people you are seriously unique and lucky and you can overcome anything in life.
*solider:* so have you been to war before?
*me: yes.*
*soldier:* really when?
*me:*
me: ~~o
We have all been drafted to the eggs
Fortnite
400th like.
469th like
And all that stuff happened so I can sit here and watch my anime
Yes.
Yes
Multi Girl yea same
Same here
My thoughts
HELLO WORLD!!!!!!
Doctor: *Snip* *Snip*
Me: 😀-->😦
Why weird blob thing holding shiny bright thing
What are those?
Diamond Rappin Shark YT //Gshn28 sorry, WHAT?
@@leanmeangreenbeanmachine3347 hello world
Circumcision is wrong! Look up a circ.
Watching this and I’m currently 16 weeks, this video is amazing!
Good luck with the baby and you have a safe delivery, healthy baby and you remain healthy.
@@amaiyagrace thank you! Had my little boy six weeks ago and we are doing very well ♥️
@@hayleymsiebert7526 Congratulations that's wonderful
Siblings r just different versions of what u could have been
🤤
Nahh
FBI- STAY WHERE U ARE
sinmi owoyele why that sounded so deep 😳
Welp I’m happy i didn’t end up like them. 😂😂
I had a 0.5% chance of survival. And here I am 😁
same
Pico Comix you made it bro.
HAVE FIVE
I like trains
@Brendan35shoot T u don't have to believe me idc
@Brendan35shoot T what
49% So I killed my siblings
49% A bunch of riddles
2%acutally learned something
That's 102%
@@bruh-a-nator7845 Not it is actually 100% Do the math
@@flameshock1013 R/Youareverysmartandishouldgiveyouamedalbuticant
@@SUPERCOOLCAIDEN896735Agent5 I honestly can't tell if you are serious or if that's just sarcasm...
@@flameshock1013 I was making a joke, but ok.
i wish if my school teachers could teach this stuff in fun way without creating awkwardness
I got birthed without my permission
Exactly dude smh
I feel so violated
I want to speak to my lawyer
Same bro, same
"birthed" is not a word, you should say: I was born without my permission
When I was born my mum and dad looked at me and realised they made a mistake
the mistake was long before that......you are a mistake from a mistake....how about that one for you.....fortunate one....
I guess the same thing happened to me🤣
everything that includes girls that care about looks and kids dating ....their parents made a great big mistake
Story of my life
"What happens when you are born?"
*SUFFERING BEGINS*
Just like the Biblical character, Job.
Which is why many people are anti natalist.
I don't remember what it was like before I was born, but I do not recall anything bad .
kayla Amaya, you mean JOY BEGINS. When you consider all the things that happen to you in one day, most fill you with joy. See the glass as half-full, much better for your mental health.
No no, he’s got a point
Me in school: Does not lisent to teacher
Me listening To the infographics show: i must listen to this
Sorry siblings, but *I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!*
Killer Kitty Gaming What?
You are *WHAAAAAT?!*
Killer Kitty Gaming Wait what!!!
Harry Potter reference right?
Billie is queen are you a Harry Potter fan?cuz if you are then potterheads unite!!!!
You know, You're born special!
_Just like everybody else!_
Which makes no one special except if you are a celebrity
@@aliyunura451 I'm so jealous of celebrities. THEY LIVE OUT SEVERAL OF MY GREATEST DREAMS ON A DAILY BASIS!!! GRR!!!
👍
Yes everyone is special in some way everyone is the same in some way being special is both
Im independent.
Wait let me get this straight, 2M cells we’re fighting to the death an order to be born and those cells who won are us
Tezzy this is a JOUNAL not a diary.
Yes ma’am 👏 we do be fast 😌
Yeah bro where lucky to be on this world
Babushka: Y E S
yes, we're WINNERS
The way you presented this was Oscar winning
F in the chat for all our fallen comrades who didn’t make it to the egg
F
G
I mean F
We killed em 😅😅
F
So you're telling me...
I FINALLY WON A BATTLE ROYALE?!?!?!??!
*nope*
The only Battle royale i won😂😂
Yep, and that happened when you weren't even here.
Why
You guys mind if I default dance
Wait so everyone that is alive has won the ultimate “Battle Royale”
Stephen Meyer NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!
9 year old kids: Hold my victory royale
Wait I need that back
They won the Gulag
No
I was a lucky dip
“If your parents were child free, you wouldn’t have been born”
I actually would have appreciated that, thank you very much
My mom calls me special but I still don't know who Ed is
😂😂😂
joshua tezak HAH GOTTEM!
oh no 😂😂😂
HAHA
Lol
*Soo my twin sister we won the race together yayy* 👭👩👧👧
Depends
1. If your identical twins then only one of you one since this your fertilized cell divides
2. If your not then yes you and your sibling did
@@tat5769 we are not identical twins 🤷🏼♀️🙆♀️
Bro that was a duos victory Royale that’s why
@@tat5769 i have an identical twin (: i hate her
IFeel Traped It is more of a war zone
WHY ARE WE STILL HERE JUST TO SUFFER!
Were here to love each other and to get a long with everyone
Sharkyboy360 ok boomer, I’ll get not along with anybody but my epic friends and famlies
No no We make memes
100th likeeeee
Some are lucky to be rich, some are not.
This makes me think about my mom and cry 😢.