Technoblade the French Pig

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  • @user-hr4xk3vz2q
    @user-hr4xk3vz2q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6477

    I go to a French school. Let me tell you. That shit ain’t just “merci”.

    • @Jetermoh
      @Jetermoh  3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      Lol

    • @koricage
      @koricage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      uh oh

    • @psychott6
      @psychott6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      oui

    • @user-hr4xk3vz2q
      @user-hr4xk3vz2q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @CORINNE CHARTRAND I- please tell me... WTF WHY THE HELL PUT AN E AT THE END OF A FEMININE WORD BUT SOMETIMES DONT JUST BC ITS HOW THIS WORKS?!

    • @user-mi1zt8rj7e
      @user-mi1zt8rj7e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It is

  • @zahraali1032
    @zahraali1032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2793

    i could hear techno telling me stories my whole life and i wont get tired of it

    • @jea6863
      @jea6863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I'd be honored If he tells me stories

    • @Cyrogenesis.
      @Cyrogenesis. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      is this deleted...?

    • @audreyli_creations
      @audreyli_creations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Cyrogenesis.
      what’s deleted?

    • @Cyrogenesis.
      @Cyrogenesis. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@audreyli_creations this vid. twitter cancelled him, and he realize that he has a lot of dem edgy jokes in skywars (when youtube allowed them) and he deleted like 70% of his skywars vid

    • @はっはい
      @はっはい 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes

  • @firestar8404
    @firestar8404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1938

    French is hard.
    This is coming from someone who has been living in France for his entire life.

    • @platyx3826
      @platyx3826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Pomme74 I'm french and am fluent in both french and english but I absolutely don't get what you were trying to say in that comment

    • @supermario68252
      @supermario68252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Pomme74 what the fuck is this translation?

    • @Mioumi
      @Mioumi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@platyx3826 Je pense qu'il parle de son apprentissage du français qui a des règles à la con pour lui (avec une grammaire de ouf)

    • @drippymf
      @drippymf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      jte comprend trop compliqué pr rien

    • @AK_DJ
      @AK_DJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      hmm jsuis anglais et j’apprends fr depuis 3 ans et je ne pense pas que c’est trop difficile, mais il y a beaucoup des règles...

  • @ludity7628
    @ludity7628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2897

    As a french person, i feel honoured.

    • @worstplayever700
      @worstplayever700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Read in spanish accent:
      Yes Hombre! There's no reason to be mad! He's just having fun!

    • @lindameadowfly7925
      @lindameadowfly7925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ya, me too 🙂

    • @EBPeridot
      @EBPeridot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @Raycroft1205
      @Raycroft1205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @zieroshamw1832
      @zieroshamw1832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ho ho *croissant*

  • @ningen6014
    @ningen6014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2776

    "I am pretty sure english is a ridiculously difficult to learn language"
    Me a spanish talker here speaking english like it is a joke. Yeah man couldn't learn it.

    • @nixonlouis7662
      @nixonlouis7662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      i could tell your learning cause you said talker and not speaker

    • @ayayaie
      @ayayaie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      @@nixonlouis7662 English is pretty easy to learn if all you want is to be able to have conversations with people in general, otherwise it definitely is much harder to master, the problem with French is that it is very hard in the beginning. Anyways this is my point of view, with my primary language being French.

    • @antoniogamer5590
      @antoniogamer5590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@nixonlouis7662 spanish man number 2 over here, if you need me to prove their point

    • @lesiuiuur123
      @lesiuiuur123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      U think spanish adn franch is hard. Polish is one of the hardest in the world. Even polishes can't speak correctly in this language.

    • @martinnicdalsihovedetnemus6700
      @martinnicdalsihovedetnemus6700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@lesiuiuur123 *laughs in Czech*

  • @theloosegoose1012
    @theloosegoose1012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2775

    He talks about his French class the way French people talk about their German class

    • @ann-kathrin1212
      @ann-kathrin1212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      He talks about French class the way german people talk about their french class

    • @theloosegoose1012
      @theloosegoose1012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      @@ann-kathrin1212 as a half French person I can confirm that even French people hate French

    • @cyanide3508
      @cyanide3508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Ironic that I actually want to learn French and German.

    • @lilouan
      @lilouan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Pourquoi ai-je fais ce choix....

    • @theloosegoose1012
      @theloosegoose1012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@cyanide3508 good luck with that you're gonna need it

  • @milectarx6561
    @milectarx6561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    Techno: "Je parle français"
    The screen: "Je parle *France*"

    • @ethanbotterill2743
      @ethanbotterill2743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Hmm yes I speak France

    • @kellet-5746
      @kellet-5746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@ethanbotterill2743 of course we all love to speak france

    • @ethanbotterill2743
      @ethanbotterill2743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@kellet-5746 of course, moi discutailler très bien la France

    • @kellet-5746
      @kellet-5746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ethanbotterill2743 lol XD
      But I do understand some of what you are saying since my native lenguage is spanish

    • @deus2570
      @deus2570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Man my favourite language is France

  • @jayswtnap
    @jayswtnap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    "idk, is just like 10× times more entertaining to hear people like speaking a lenguage you don't understand at all"
    As a spanish speaker who don't understand at all what their favorite youtubers say, that's such a mood.

    • @kafeargo538
      @kafeargo538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hahaha yeah, that was me before learning english XD

    • @businesspanda__8909
      @businesspanda__8909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      As a Spanish speaker that has a grandpa that speaks always Portuguese, this is such a mood

    • @Alice-rm7lj
      @Alice-rm7lj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That is such a mood, I need to open an online dictionary website while watching their video yet still love their content.

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So confused by this

    • @dogmaticeuthanasia
      @dogmaticeuthanasia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Language.
      Good attempt though, haha. You are doing extremely well for a foreign speaker!

  • @bahulikaj3322
    @bahulikaj3322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    gotta hate it when teachers switch to another common language while teaching(math,phy).it sucks when 39 outta 40 kids know what they're saying and your just there trying to understand.

    • @irrelevant1242
      @irrelevant1242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      99% are only pretending to understand tho tbh

    • @bahulikaj3322
      @bahulikaj3322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@irrelevant1242 Nah man..I live in a state where I don't know the local language of(we speak mostly english)but sometimes the teachers switch to their mother tongue and it's a huge pain in the ass for kids like me :(

    • @archiewolfzilla6967
      @archiewolfzilla6967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bahulikaj3322 my friend can relate. We usually try to remind them that she can't understand but the rest of the kids just groan which makes her feel kinda left out.

    • @rushirajralebhat4786
      @rushirajralebhat4786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Use this to your advantage,
      Plan a revolution

    • @pigura
      @pigura 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Wiccan Senpai i think my eyes are bleding right now

  • @Stella_56
    @Stella_56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    Techno : "I am pretty sure english is a ridiculously difficult to learn language"
    Me, a French bilingual chick who finds French more difficult than English : "mmmm... Interesting..."

    • @cherrybee9461
      @cherrybee9461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      french people be laughing in sang sans cent sent

    • @ameerdahbour8794
      @ameerdahbour8794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      English is actually very easy

    • @GammaJyx
      @GammaJyx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      actually that's true, even if my accent is not the best i'm really better at english than french (demande pas pourquoi j'ai decider de te repondre en anglais, j'sais pas)

    • @Stella_56
      @Stella_56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@GammaJyx don't worry i do the same all the time so people can understand and maybe correct me ^^

    • @GammaJyx
      @GammaJyx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Stella_56 oh cool

  • @faima6471
    @faima6471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    he broke his second french teacher's onlyfans... :D

  • @telupelae
    @telupelae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    *Wait does this mean that technoblade was assaulted by the one and only Jean Pierre Polnareff?*

    • @ludity7628
      @ludity7628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh no

    • @horse5497
      @horse5497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      :O

    • @samwinterstarch4857
      @samwinterstarch4857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jojo😱🙂😖🤩🤩🤩

    • @TheDoof0412
      @TheDoof0412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Was his underwear showing?

    • @Baddino45
      @Baddino45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kakyoin but in Polnareff’s body because that child was in-fact a baby stand

  • @Aditya-rh6bi
    @Aditya-rh6bi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I like how techno’s fans are just like him “ Subscribe to Technoblade ”

  • @sofiasvoid
    @sofiasvoid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    "english is surely difficult to learn"
    i learnt english on accident without help from my school when i was like 8 😭😭😭

    • @SergioHernandez-ut8lb
      @SergioHernandez-ut8lb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same here. English isn't hard to learn.

    • @SpinDuality
      @SpinDuality 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I learned english, the same time with I learned mother tongue... I just had the realization that I learned my official language last.

    • @Cat18364
      @Cat18364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This would have happened to me if my parents moved back to their original states but now I just know English and not Tagalog

    • @SpinDuality
      @SpinDuality 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cat18364 same...

    • @ratticusthewinion
      @ratticusthewinion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      despite being Filipino, English was actually my first language- if my dumbass child self could learn it by accident it's definitely easy-

  • @lolcasst
    @lolcasst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    i'm french, yet learning english was easier than learning basic french, and ive been living in france my whole life

  • @pepsithecarbo2213
    @pepsithecarbo2213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "I'm pretty sure English is a ridiculously hard to learn language"
    Me, a French speaker who became almost fluent just by watching videos everyday on my phone and computer while simply sitting my *ss in my bed doing absolutely nothing with my life : well yes.. But actually no.

    • @darksnakesama5516
      @darksnakesama5516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pareil et c'est plutôt commun

    • @h0neyd3w_52
      @h0neyd3w_52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly same that's how I learned English but I was like 8 watching stampy

    • @foooxyyy
      @foooxyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vive la France

    • @echochou3977
      @echochou3977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oui pareil, ça devient même trop facile parfois.
      Honestly the videos explaining the language and their prononciations help a lot as well.…it actually may be the reason why I’m that good now whereas four years ago I couldn’t write nor properly speak English.
      (Sorry if there is mistakes-)

    • @Minho1616
      @Minho1616 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ouai same

  • @bo_nex
    @bo_nex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    ah yes, français,
    the best language,
    i hate it.
    Edit: Yes, im a french major and i just hate it, AND YET!

    • @julienlinconnu
      @julienlinconnu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      C po trai trai janti tou ssa

    • @EBPeridot
      @EBPeridot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@julienlinconnu LMAO YOU KILLED HIM DUDE
      Edit: It was written "C'est pas très très gentil tout ça"

    • @afrenchghost4768
      @afrenchghost4768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bon bah rip ce qui sont français

    • @lordtrollage2819
      @lordtrollage2819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@julienlinconnu ssa fè pâ plezyr dantendre çéschoz

    • @julienlinconnu
      @julienlinconnu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lordtrollage2819 javou, ysontrau malailvè ssai anphan

  • @notaname.123
    @notaname.123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Je suis français, et heureux d'entendre le Techno parler en français.

    • @thexerv2
      @thexerv2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Communauté française let's go

    • @ann-kathrin1212
      @ann-kathrin1212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thexerv2 Nein.

    • @kayleekirkpatrick9193
      @kayleekirkpatrick9193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ann-kathrin1212 LOL! Sorry! I speak both English and French fluently and know a few random words in German and i saw your comment and just died!

    • @Pandacier
      @Pandacier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kaylee Kirkpatrick
      lol same (not 100% for English yet but i’m very good)

    • @elauratalarico3494
      @elauratalarico3494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thexerv2 pov j'apprends l'anglais juste pour comprendre leurs vidéo

  • @flouy7430
    @flouy7430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Funfact : In France it's illegal to name a pig "Napoléon"

    • @pigura
      @pigura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funfact : Louis XIV (a famous king ) with is anal problems made the english national anthem

    • @ratiper8244
      @ratiper8244 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No lol

    • @LukaMLS
      @LukaMLS 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ratiper8244 Yes

    • @gsnakes8990
      @gsnakes8990 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pigura isnt it from Poisson Fécond ? Mdrrr

  • @Sun-le8ex
    @Sun-le8ex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    When you picked french and you can actually relate to someone because they didn't pick spanish
    :')

  • @adam974fr
    @adam974fr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The movie was Kirikoo, it's an african legend of a child that freed his village by killing the old witch that was cursing the village of Kirikoo.
    KIRIKOU EST PAS GRAND, MAIS IL EST VAILLANT

    • @max_208
      @max_208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wooaaaah so it was kirikoo he described. i didn't understand at first what he was talking about... it's a classic tbh

    • @asuiag5534
      @asuiag5534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mais c'est pas un film d'animation ??

    • @champiggyfrm_pig5271
      @champiggyfrm_pig5271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@asuiag5534 si, je sais pas si faire courir un garçon tout nu en live action serait une bonne idée

    • @ratiper8244
      @ratiper8244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      J'ai vu le filme au CE1...

  • @FlavioDeLestival
    @FlavioDeLestival 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    06:38 That's called Kirikou my friend, pretty epic

    • @k_meleon
      @k_meleon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      how could he disrespect kirikou like that it's so good :(

    • @pin2mi12
      @pin2mi12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kirikou is the best

    • @Isokatmydydecsf
      @Isokatmydydecsf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was talking about Kirikou ? Oh man, I remember having the book somewhere

    • @Borderlion
      @Borderlion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg I've literally grown with this movie

  • @_Nykolaii_
    @_Nykolaii_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    As a french, his backstory is fake. The frenchman should have surrended
    Edit: j'adore comment la plupart des reponses disent que c'est pas vrai alors que c'est 1) mon commentaire est une blague 2) je suis francais ptdr

    • @gregoiremonnom3102
      @gregoiremonnom3102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thats xenophobic bro

    • @katsumishibu3151
      @katsumishibu3151 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      no as french, he'll do exactly the same thing to others cuz french don't like strangers (et c'est la vérité je l'ai vraiment constaté)

    • @nwah816
      @nwah816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you ever had heard of WWI you would no french are not the kind to resign

    • @afookinplant-toucher7830
      @afookinplant-toucher7830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      'They shall not pass'

    • @justine3486
      @justine3486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      le fait que les gens dans les réponses ne sachent pas que c'est une blague me fait rire fdkfdkfhf

  • @tzx_
    @tzx_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "I am pretty sure english is a ridiculously difficult to learn language
    Me French : Yeah no english is the easiest language to learn

    • @adeleauclair9080
      @adeleauclair9080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nan mais sérieux en anglais t'as genre 3 temps et même pas de genre... c legit la langue la plus facile à parler et comprendre

    • @mathieuaurousseau100
      @mathieuaurousseau100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adeleauclair9080 Par contre coté rapport graphie/phonie c'est bien de la merde

  • @nehakhanom2293
    @nehakhanom2293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    6:28 i know the movie he’s talking about, it must be some universal ‘you’ve learnt some french, now watch this’ lesson or something. the hero of the story was a literal baby that had the mind of an adult from birth and literally hours after being BORN he was running around saving the day and killing the evil witch. that movie was strange, man

    • @kaleidoskull_
      @kaleidoskull_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I recognized the movie too! and for some reason i can remember the name lol but it's 'Kirikou and the sorceress'

    • @ann-kathrin1212
      @ann-kathrin1212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had french in elementary school and this comment just unlocked memories I had completely stored away for like 8 years. Man that movie was fucked up especially considering we barely learned french back then, I understood nothing. It was just weird

    • @linkthemushroom2365
      @linkthemushroom2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kaleidoskull_ WAIT KIRIKOU IS A FRENCH FILM ????? (i am french)

    • @linkthemushroom2365
      @linkthemushroom2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@ann-kathrin1212 in fact, the film is very dark when you understand it and there are other Kirikou movies not only one

    • @sagemi
      @sagemi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@linkthemushroom2365 si je me souviens bien le film est franco-belgo-luxembourgeois

  • @saraa8661
    @saraa8661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "English is a very hard language to learn"
    Me who knows how to speak french , english and arabic and my mother language-? 🤷‍♀️

    • @lighterallytypically3507
      @lighterallytypically3507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Flexing

    • @saraa8661
      @saraa8661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lighterallytypically3507 hahah I didn't mean tooo 😅😅 I didn't want to insult anyone sorry-

    • @lighterallytypically3507
      @lighterallytypically3507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@saraa8661 oh ok

    • @kunilsen2519
      @kunilsen2519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, just flex on us commoners that only knows 1-2 languages lol

    • @LittleJana
      @LittleJana 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I also know, Arabic, English, a bit of German bc I'm taking German classes, and basic french bc I also used to take french classes like 2-3 years ago- AND ALso 2 WORDS IN SPANISH LET'S GOO- XDD

  • @psychott6
    @psychott6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    People who've watched the "Technolade vs the French language" video
    *visible confusion*

  • @Cannymemes
    @Cannymemes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    rip technoblade

  • @kairaonedamdy447
    @kairaonedamdy447 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    After everything, this just makes me smile. He was truly a legend. Technoblade never dies!

  • @GodlyToonz
    @GodlyToonz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a highschooler who took French in freshman year, I can relate to the teacher grading really late. It came to the point where I believed I had a 4.0, but my teacher stabbed my back and updated the grade last minute and turned it into a 3.8. My English teacher to give me a .1 point to raise my grade to an A. Long story short, French teachers grade too late.

  • @kollekciorozsdas6110
    @kollekciorozsdas6110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I'm pretty sure English is hard to learn"
    Me, as a hungaryan:Igen, az én nyelvem ehhez képest semmi

    • @TheDoof0412
      @TheDoof0412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesus what does it even mean there is like No clue of what any of the words mean

    • @tracy.4712
      @tracy.4712 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheDoof0412 我也不知道

    • @morice5683
      @morice5683 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheDoof0412 Anticonstitutionnellement

  • @crispy_squid
    @crispy_squid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    it’s so depressing looking through technos skywars playlist and seeing *privated video* all because some people on twitter needed someone to cancel from a joke they’ve said in the past, I respect techno for privating all of the videos out of paranoia for it happening again, just sad

  • @Somew111here
    @Somew111here 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ce serait une vraie fierté d’avoir technoblade en France! Une icône nationale !

  • @smolliljackie
    @smolliljackie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Me who is on my first year of French: aha, tu parle francias? Bien, enchante

    • @meh...02
      @meh...02 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      salut comment ça va le français pour toi

    • @echochou3977
      @echochou3977 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe in you…

  • @celeniap6369
    @celeniap6369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:57
    Im french and born in france. MY ENGLISH IS ACTUALY BETTER THAN MY FRENCH.

  • @jobhighschoolofcrosscity8430
    @jobhighschoolofcrosscity8430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I'm pretty sure English is a ridiculously hard language to learn"
    The idiom "It's all greek to me" speaks for itself. I still find my native language extremely hard

  • @mimixte
    @mimixte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Honestly french is hardcore even when you're french lmao English is so easy compared to it

  • @jamychal2
    @jamychal2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Claim your '"here before this video is popular" ticket here

    • @Jetermoh
      @Jetermoh  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @kunilsen2519
      @kunilsen2519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      here

    • @Dra3oon
      @Dra3oon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He just reuploaded techno’s vid, he’s just stealing content

    • @kunilsen2519
      @kunilsen2519 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dra3oon Techno has privated a lot of his videos, so I was really happy when I found this... But I suppose it is stealing...

    • @jamychal2
      @jamychal2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dra3oon Hes making them into clips, thousands of channels do this. It's not stealing content.

  • @choukettechoukette5342
    @choukettechoukette5342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    As a French girl, here’s an advice: never try to learn it.
    We ourselves don’t even know how to speak it.

    • @kayleekirkpatrick9193
      @kayleekirkpatrick9193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Too late for that fam...im stuck in this hole...

    • @choukettechoukette5342
      @choukettechoukette5342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kayleekirkpatrick9193 good luck...

    • @truesquare5564
      @truesquare5564 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kayleekirkpatrick9193 oui oui merci beaucoup

    • @ratiper8244
      @ratiper8244 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not just for girls!!! for boys to!!!

  • @raniel6850
    @raniel6850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There's something about Techno talking about random bullshit that I find entertaining.

    • @meh...02
      @meh...02 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

  • @azale_2241
    @azale_2241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When you speak French: Champion du Pog.
    (Literally just Pogchamp translated to French I thought it was funny cause I say it in class all the time XD)

    • @tibooda9112
      @tibooda9112 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually what is the english version of it ?

    • @Tiakin1
      @Tiakin1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tibooda9112 Pogchamp

    • @tibooda9112
      @tibooda9112 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tiakin1 oh yeah of course but its doesn't have a translation for sure lol
      It's like a city i think

    • @ratiper8244
      @ratiper8244 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tibooda9112 city its ville

    • @tibooda9112
      @tibooda9112 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ratiper8244 i know am french but what i mean is that pogchamp doesn't have a word for it in the french language

  • @pumpkinpie2941
    @pumpkinpie2941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    His frensh class story of not knowing anything, sounds like me trying to survive my accidental sign up on a collage for biotechnology and not knowing anything.

  • @theSixthInternationalist
    @theSixthInternationalist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    that was a gasp not a sigh

  • @hringwood2743
    @hringwood2743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is a gift. You are generous

  • @synthy9335
    @synthy9335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    here before this gets 5 million views and you gain a million subs

    • @Dra3oon
      @Dra3oon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He just stole techno’s vid tho

    • @arandomstickman431
      @arandomstickman431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dra3oon true, but it is MULTIPLE videos

    • @flutedscissors9655
      @flutedscissors9655 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arandomstickman431 even worse, stole multiple videos.

  • @roncadelina3077
    @roncadelina3077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Getting comboed by an adult is the most funniest thing I've ever heard by technoblade

  • @TianaManuelRey
    @TianaManuelRey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We call my little brother “sloth” so he got so happy when Techno said sloths were cool, it was so cute 😂

  • @ManonLcz
    @ManonLcz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hi, if you are interested in the movie Techno was talking about I think it's a filmed theatre performance of "Rhinocéros" by Ionesco (I guessed what it was because I also had to study that damn piece and hated every second of it because despite being French I had no clue wtf was happening either)

  • @r4dbro
    @r4dbro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Toxic people when watching this video: OMG TECHNOPIG SPEAKS FRENCH, LETS CANCEL HIM RIGHT NOW OMGUEUFYBSJWDHUW*WSDWD

  • @sesro6514
    @sesro6514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My french teacher started to give french in french on my first day i got french.

  • @solacefigure2573
    @solacefigure2573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He wasn’t on a diet!!!
    He had a good gaming chair.

  • @frplcyclic
    @frplcyclic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i loved it when he talked about his french experiences in school because i'm canadian and i'm REALLY bad at french, so it felt relatable cause apparently every canadian i meet that knows french is good at it, except for me lmao

  • @dao_of_potato4957
    @dao_of_potato4957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My favorite part was the people killing the furry grandma

  • @kayleekirkpatrick9193
    @kayleekirkpatrick9193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As someone who can speak both English(my native language) and French(my parents made me go to school for it) fluently, reading the comments and watching the video makes me realize how many people aside my classmates cant speak French. Ive been in French Immersion since Preschool and im now in 6th grade and i can speak French quite well.

  • @i_like1dino2s88
    @i_like1dino2s88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    as someone that goes to a french school, french is such a weird language and it never gets better to learn lmao. i used to live in usa so i have like this spanish and english accent while talking french and literally no one can understand me lmao

  • @beyondconfuzzled
    @beyondconfuzzled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thank you for making this! so many people arent aware of what technos old style of content was like, and they really should.

    • @aceluckgame
      @aceluckgame 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      this video literally gets recommended to most people who watch dream smp content. this video seems like a reupload with an annoying subtitle which requires not much effort

  • @hunner4760
    @hunner4760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    mans just ripped the entire video and put subtitles over it lol

  • @karmathatguy
    @karmathatguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    French is hard but surely not the most complicated

  • @R1CZ4RD
    @R1CZ4RD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    french

  • @invaderaid7216
    @invaderaid7216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's upsetting that people on Twitter cancelling him has caused him to private most of these old skywars videos. I would watch them constantly if I was bored because there were so many and the topics and gameplay were entertaining

  • @MaximQuantum
    @MaximQuantum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3:22 Actually the 'e' is pronounced:
    Je parle Francais = Juh parrrluh Fron-seh

    • @julienlinconnu
      @julienlinconnu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really, we cut it out most of the time

    • @MaximQuantum
      @MaximQuantum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@julienlinconnu True, but in the above case, it shouldn't have been wrong.

    • @deborahkim7791
      @deborahkim7791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No its not lmao. He said it right

    • @meh...02
      @meh...02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      his accent killed me sins i learned french for 7 years

    • @MaximQuantum
      @MaximQuantum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@meh...02 And I 10 ten years.

  • @momowilmes5809
    @momowilmes5809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly as someone who just managed to bullshit my way through Spanish 3 (I know, not the same as French), an online translator and some semblance of understanding how grammar works is all you need. The translator for all of the terms and verb tenses, the basic understanding of grammar to make sure you don’t fudge up your translations. it works for the proper/school learning Spanish at least. if you want a specific dialect or slang, school classes are not the way to go lmao

  • @seppi1789
    @seppi1789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    as a german person, i can relate hating the french (jk)

    • @zoloko1850
      @zoloko1850 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ha

    • @thexerv2
      @thexerv2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      God, I'm learning german but well, I've been studiying it for 12 years and I can't yet say any sentences correctly
      And yeah French is a shitty language, and that's coming from a french man dude

    • @seppi1789
      @seppi1789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thexerv2 in germany we call german a difficult language even by ourself, and some germans might not mastered it their whole life, suprisingly, most of this people are on the political right...

    • @lynyxfox
      @lynyxfox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seppi1789 I mean, german is my first language and it was my worst subject few years ago😂 I know it's sad...
      But as I also learned hungarian for school I can say, German is much easier than that😂😂😅

    • @seppi1789
      @seppi1789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lynyxfox naja, dass die slawischen Sprachen sich etwas von Deutsch unterscheiden war irgendwie zu erwarten...

  • @wydow0075
    @wydow0075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sincèrement je comprends la difficulté qu'il a pour s'exprimer en français car étant français je peu vous assurer qu'elle est probablement la langue la plus dur à apprendre de part toute ces règles orthographiques et ses exceptions

  • @cerisedistiny8376
    @cerisedistiny8376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was surprised to learn Americans start learning their second language when we start our third lmao

    • @max_208
      @max_208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      even more for some... (french native learning english, spanish and breton with some basis in latin)

  • @NerfProNeverDies
    @NerfProNeverDies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:43 "I grew up with Sloths" XD that was great!

  • @seven_9014
    @seven_9014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:55 well actually, if he happens to come to Quebec, near the USA border, he could understand and speak French :D

    • @echochou3977
      @echochou3977 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pas faux ! :0
      Plus de québécois ferait pas de mal ahah 😂

  • @charakiga
    @charakiga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    English isn’t hard to learn, I can tell it because I’m french, it’s just… a stupid language, in a lot of ways. You literally take a word and say « this one can mean 4 things but can also means that if it’s in that sentence or said that way ».
    French is hard but it’s a very beautiful language with a lot of vocabulary, so a lot of English writers used French instead of English to write their book for many centuries.

    • @acetronaut
      @acetronaut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a native English speaker: English is stupid

  • @mohammadshaheer9347
    @mohammadshaheer9347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    nice reaserch

  • @gremeleu596
    @gremeleu596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When he said "exa-men" hurt me as a french person

  • @ShatterinSpider
    @ShatterinSpider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Did this person just straight up steal parts of technoblade vids and everyones fine w it? I thought I was watchin one of techno old vids on HIS channel like what

  • @Astrelynx
    @Astrelynx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I grew up in the forest, I was raised by… SLOTHS (not wolves)” that’s the most truthful and funny version of that I’ve heard

  • @Jinx_Innit
    @Jinx_Innit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    French :D

    • @Cicero760
      @Cicero760 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      3rd

    • @FrancescoLucchetta
      @FrancescoLucchetta 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Viva le Francais!
      I can't do the "c" tail because I have an Italian keyboard, thanks :)

    • @ludity7628
      @ludity7628 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FrancescoLucchetta ç

  • @yungbruhvv
    @yungbruhvv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    just imagine having Techno in your class like bruh

  • @newvoyageur
    @newvoyageur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i'm french, and this "je parle france" is very... i know french is hard, but please, "je parle français", et là c'est nikel ^^

  • @seuyn5355
    @seuyn5355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i hate it seeing him deleting some of his old videos because of fucking twitter

  • @maikha8963
    @maikha8963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "better not do anything to annoy her" i have the same in my french classes 😰

  • @meh...02
    @meh...02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    for someone who studied french for 7 years
    his accent give me pain

  • @beantatobeepbeep9683
    @beantatobeepbeep9683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I could listen to Techno talk about learning french for hours

  • @Potactical
    @Potactical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:34 I never knew the French teacher had an onlyfans

  • @s0meone_uninp0rtand
    @s0meone_uninp0rtand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Englisch is dificult"
    German: am I a Joke to you?

  • @maxilly12
    @maxilly12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    for me, English was the easiest language to learn.
    my first language is Arabic, the second is french and my third is English. and I guess I'm learning Spanish in school.

  • @DrChris1
    @DrChris1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As someone who's whole family speaks french, I thought i was good at it and then they dropped the
    Il est vingt-deux moins le quart. And I was just like WTF

    • @meh...02
      @meh...02 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it means : it's 21:45

    • @kolpoxj5651
      @kolpoxj5651 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      TBH almost nobody says that anymore in french, you just say the two numbers

  • @소피-q2l
    @소피-q2l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In Germany everyone has to learn to English in school for like 13 years

  • @7rach756
    @7rach756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I trust this was a video with the classic "Bonjour, Omelette au fromage, Baguette"

  • @clinicallydissappointed8081
    @clinicallydissappointed8081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    his "Helloooo" is amazing

  • @justinmiroux
    @justinmiroux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Actually, I think English is preaty easy to learn and french is pretty hard even though it's my natural language

  • @Yarrowplant
    @Yarrowplant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a francophone, I can say english is trivially easy to learn compared to spanish or french. I'm really glad that it's my native language

  • @LeDahwa
    @LeDahwa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's funny is that in France you start learning English for a year or so with the teacher taking French, and then when you're 9, the teacher starts to talk English and you improvise, adapt, overcome

  • @aizuni
    @aizuni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “English is a ridiculously hard language”
    English is my 3rd language, my 2nd language is French and my 1st language is an old complicated language with millions of rules, yet I’m still fluent in all three languages. English ain’t hard.

    • @greenster906
      @greenster906 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is your first language is arabic?

  • @pierremollet1914
    @pierremollet1914 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Back in Uni in france I used to teach french to foreing student, I helped students from England, Indian, China and Japan, All of them told me at some point that French was way harder than any language they knew. And we were all Language Science students, So we all knew a shit-ton of languages.

  • @Arty_Apple_Bee
    @Arty_Apple_Bee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the first place, why are californians learning french ? Like man, why ? French is so hard, and only like 5 countries speak french

    • @max_208
      @max_208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      more like 30 countries, mostly in western europe, africa, the pacific ocean, carabeans and canada

  • @takumiinoui2166
    @takumiinoui2166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Our parents being very hardcore called the police
    Me: ah yes, philza

  • @emmafeickert8855
    @emmafeickert8855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Of course this video was recommended to me, when I'm starting AP French tomorrow....
    ...bruh I can say Je suis une pomme de terre and Je suis morte... and dats it

  • @beefairy8620
    @beefairy8620 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can agree with what he said about watching stuff you can’t understand.
    I am learning German so sometimes I watch things in German and although I understand some things it’s still hilarious because a lot of the time people are getting angry or waving their arms around AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY
    Also since German words are so freaking long it makes it so much better

  • @nyangjungwon2269
    @nyangjungwon2269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    j'ètudie français et allemand. j'aime ça mais c'est vraiment difficile.

  • @yellowmelon5238
    @yellowmelon5238 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wouldn’t call Technos happiness noise a sigh

  • @Mauzey4
    @Mauzey4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    U see technobalde take 1 and half years for speaking French basically and me that's the reverse I'm French and I take 1 years and half to speak English basically lol

  • @williamrentschler7475
    @williamrentschler7475 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    So that's why he talks about orphans, he was pushed by one

  • @Maurenriques
    @Maurenriques 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So, yeah. English is an incredibly easy language to learn (specially if you come from a latin language background)

    • @drink6316
      @drink6316 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I talk spanish