technoblade vs the french language

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  • @Pyrospower
    @Pyrospower 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34712

    Make a French title

    • @shinzu8359
      @shinzu8359 8 ปีที่แล้ว +894

      Pyrospower i can talk french so i get what he was saying and he is actually bad xD

    • @thebusyminer9255
      @thebusyminer9255 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      me to

    • @TeamOrdigamer
      @TeamOrdigamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      +Nathan Ceuppens moi aussi je suis du Quebec, Canada

    • @bobtheblob1668
      @bobtheblob1668 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      yep, moi aussi chu qc

    • @user-li8yt2vf5o
      @user-li8yt2vf5o 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Ordigamer aye moi aussi!!

  • @gabrielgarces7913
    @gabrielgarces7913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10476

    3yo Techno: pvp against children
    adult Techno: pvp against children

    • @birdheavy311
      @birdheavy311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      When you get maxed out in a game then go back to the first level.

    • @TristanPopken
      @TristanPopken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@birdheavy311 BABY PUNCHING MARATHON!!

    • @halo25assassin45
      @halo25assassin45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Nothing has changed!

    • @Frvnt888
      @Frvnt888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @donny7841
      @donny7841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Macky Pitalgo and @Tristan Popken you guys are going inder r/cursedcomments

  • @ynntari2775
    @ynntari2775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11635

    "I heard a nerd"
    "I *distinctively* heard a nerd"
    Techno can distinguish between nerds and non-nerds by their sound patterns

    • @SU1_cidalDadbro
      @SU1_cidalDadbro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      his skill is both terrifying and hilarious.

    • @Anna-mz6lx
      @Anna-mz6lx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      takes one to know one 0-0

    • @koishiandhat159
      @koishiandhat159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It isn't a skill because everyone's a nerd

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      he has personal experience

    • @Pikazo_Kureigu
      @Pikazo_Kureigu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Nugcon tru

  • @dioxide39
    @dioxide39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5412

    Technoblade casually tell his life story while murdering people in the background

    • @meinfisch2056
      @meinfisch2056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ikr

    • @theinfiniteminer6774
      @theinfiniteminer6774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Dioxide *quality contentttt*

    • @jakeer1554
      @jakeer1554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Two more people and you get 10000

    • @ethan-sg5mn
      @ethan-sg5mn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Basically the entire movie “Joker”

    • @PurpleTomDayR
      @PurpleTomDayR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The story is background music. Beautiful

  • @Littlewarrior0106
    @Littlewarrior0106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1856

    This had to be one of my favorite videos from Techno, it feels unreal that he’s gone… but he will always live in our hearts. Rest in piece wherever you are o7

    • @ayaanfahad8294
      @ayaanfahad8294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      rip the king

    • @Lakefish_HAXX
      @Lakefish_HAXX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      RIP Blood God,
      now massacring french orphans with Sun Tsu

    • @mr_pigman1013
      @mr_pigman1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      (not to be that guy but its peace)

    • @d4tenshi
      @d4tenshi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@mr_pigman1013 be the english major he wanted us to be

    • @shubbb66
      @shubbb66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      o7

  • @nashthegamer317
    @nashthegamer317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14433

    Technoblade, training for 1v1's since the age of 3

    • @freezeboy13
      @freezeboy13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Lol

    • @mrspupolot9862
      @mrspupolot9862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +439

      He never said it was his first 1v1 lol

    • @Cuber112
      @Cuber112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't

    • @epicprogamer6612
      @epicprogamer6612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      NasH The Gamer lll

    • @kashakishi6668
      @kashakishi6668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@mrspupolot9862 oh sh**

  • @Jr-zt2bh
    @Jr-zt2bh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4506

    The first story:
    I just realized that techno has been beating children up since his birth. Born a Legend

    • @Luna-lq1jn
      @Luna-lq1jn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Gods are born not made
      Am I right?

    • @varfedboy4512
      @varfedboy4512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Luna-lq1jn he is more than a god then

    • @lightyagami3650
      @lightyagami3650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      So he is the second worst thing that ever happened to those orphans.

    • @bigchungusdriplord2301
      @bigchungusdriplord2301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Haha, you think hes beating children... THEY ARE ORPHANS

    • @lightyagami3650
      @lightyagami3650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@bigchungusdriplord2301 Techno's first ophan-beat up. At 3 years old... I'm proud of him ^^

  • @rolliepollie54
    @rolliepollie54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2788

    I like how “thrown into the void by Fance” pops up in chat at you’re talking about being pushed by frenchman

    • @cylvanus8765
      @cylvanus8765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Ben Potter-Friend ???

    • @wolfplayz6213
      @wolfplayz6213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It was France not fance

    • @lowenbarbe6229
      @lowenbarbe6229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Ben Potter-Friend r/woooosh

    • @Zippy497
      @Zippy497 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @imcrowned2929
      @imcrowned2929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wolfplayz6213 ok, yeah, thanks grammar police

  • @ethansushinsky3965
    @ethansushinsky3965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    Hi Technoblade, even though your gone i just wanted to say that you impacted my life forever. This was one of the first videos I watched and it’s a video i often rewatch whenever I’m sad or just feeling down. I love you and rip.

  • @johnrust90
    @johnrust90 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3382

    "I was 3 so the slightest amount of adult intervention and I just get gg 10 easy comboed montaged"

    • @pancakespaceprogram4059
      @pancakespaceprogram4059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      John Rust He was literally speaking that as soon as I saw this comment.

    • @carterulery
      @carterulery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@pancakespaceprogram4059 SAME LOL

    • @frogcz
      @frogcz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Man i laughed at this for a solid 2 minutes

    • @liightyears
      @liightyears 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      its been 2 years and i still think about this every day

    • @Legion343
      @Legion343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pancakespaceprogram4059 BRUH I GOT HERE ~2 seconds before he said it xD

  • @quisquiliarum7710
    @quisquiliarum7710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2546

    "Please I need TH-cam money. Well i don't NEED it i want it. I'm selfish"
    *Honesty is the best defense*

  • @zenu8507
    @zenu8507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9322

    The only French sentence I know after a year of French is "Je suis une chaise" or in English terms "I am a chair" :))

    • @Keybrod
      @Keybrod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      U r a chair I guess

    • @scarletbloom1179
      @scarletbloom1179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Same but mine was je ne comprand pas :'

    • @I-Interacted-With-ChrisHansen
      @I-Interacted-With-ChrisHansen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      I took Spanish and that is “yo soy un tija” i probably butchered it but what are you gonna do

    • @aasrithkammula5004
      @aasrithkammula5004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      J’mappelle atrief

    • @aasrithkammula5004
      @aasrithkammula5004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Le weekend dernier je suis aller an cinema Avec mes amis (last weekend I went to the cinema with my friends) (I know more French btw)

  • @miloie
    @miloie 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

    an old classic on the channel! always nice to come back to this video. miss you so much alex!

  • @sakanasama4367
    @sakanasama4367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3270

    0:02 Getting pants is such an achievement that it even has a background sound effect

  • @doctorhu9734
    @doctorhu9734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2928

    "what country literally shares a border with California... France!"
    Technoblade 2017

    • @infraredsg4606
      @infraredsg4606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Shoot I thought it was Russia.

    • @perhaps1131
      @perhaps1131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wilbur is very disappointed

    • @lightyagami3650
      @lightyagami3650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If he'd told me that earlier, I could have visited Silicon Valley during my last holiday hat France

    • @ericr.malice318
      @ericr.malice318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Nish The Great not even californian, you're just the U.S. State of California

    • @wunce2243
      @wunce2243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      well technicly he's right, omaha beach is consider as an US territory in France

  • @foredartl4246
    @foredartl4246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2320

    Techno: there’s like 50 different tenses
    People who learn Latin: that’s cute

    • @agsmith4713
      @agsmith4713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Im taking latin

    • @keara2154
      @keara2154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      as a Latin student, can confirm

    • @doragonzx
      @doragonzx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      French :Finally a worthy opponent! our battle will be legendary!!
      Latin: is the litteral mom of the french language

    • @crowbar_the_rogue
      @crowbar_the_rogue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Latin doesn't have 50 tenses. It only has five conjugations, it's just that most of the words don't really behave how they're supposed to, making the language way more confusing.
      You should try learning German. German doesn't have that kind of nonsense.

    • @Ayesumoto
      @Ayesumoto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I felt that

  • @rage-block
    @rage-block 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I loved watching these skywars videos. Coming back for the good memories

  • @Hanzel06
    @Hanzel06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2487

    Dream vs Technoblade: *Broke*
    Technoblade vs the french language: *Woke*

    • @nirmala4918
      @nirmala4918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      anyways GOD wins EVERYTHING

    • @cookingwithkimbap4432
      @cookingwithkimbap4432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ayyyy I was the 700th like.

    • @johnwick2223
      @johnwick2223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      911 Likes

    • @hoglog4802
      @hoglog4802 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo dream v techno all that time techno said pog can u not understand techno was sleeping and he had tommy take over his spirit (who’s weaker than technos spirit) but techno v the French language he blew up 5 universes sadly but techno eventually killed the French language cuz TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIES.

    • @bawicz0
      @bawicz0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *deeep* 😔

  • @Juddy08
    @Juddy08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2745

    Who’s needs a anti-cheat when you have technoblade

    • @undercoft7756
      @undercoft7756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Whoever has the most wrd’s at one time is forced to 1v1 techno for 1k$

    • @danigaming_
      @danigaming_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@undercoft7756 if Mrbeast does this it would be 100k maybe idk 10k?

    • @undercoft7756
      @undercoft7756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@danigaming_ there are way to many hackers for that not even mvp+++ and mr beast would gather enough money

    • @eljasmakinen
      @eljasmakinen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danigaming_ its 100k

    • @connorgorham5592
      @connorgorham5592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s an anti-cheat not a anti-cheat use proper grammar
      - love grammar nazi

  • @JediPlays0309
    @JediPlays0309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4822

    He had a dream but why was this his dream?- Technoblades parents

  • @cosmoz6038
    @cosmoz6038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Always seem to come back to these skywars videoes from time to time

    • @麦克-n8l
      @麦克-n8l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I watched these when they came out so sad

  • @xynv5715
    @xynv5715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1250

    "I heard a nerd."
    *-Technoblade, 2017*

    • @karamkaakaji6036
      @karamkaakaji6036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BARZ

    • @Sticklings
      @Sticklings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i heard technoblade say this just as i read this comment 10 months in the future

    • @shegoesbymary
      @shegoesbymary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I READ THAT AS SOON AS HE SAID IT AHAHA

    • @vnchiii
      @vnchiii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh no I heard something worse....... TECHNOBLADE WITH STRENGTH

    • @proteevplayz4508
      @proteevplayz4508 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Techno blade neva die.s

  • @astrablade2474
    @astrablade2474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    “what language is she speaking”
    amazing 11/10 technoblade quite

  • @wakelled
    @wakelled 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2942

    Technoblade: *Talks about his experiences in French*
    Also Technoblade: *Puts his in-game nickname to France*

    • @randomusername284
      @randomusername284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      He always does things like that

    • @octocreeper8182
      @octocreeper8182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      French nickname was probably taken.

    • @ninsophy9798
      @ninsophy9798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yeah, see that's the joke

    • @jothetalkingfork2342
      @jothetalkingfork2342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      France is also a name

    • @meso_katto6256
      @meso_katto6256 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@clickbait6646 the whole French government killed KingOfGamers361

  • @PerfectMachine
    @PerfectMachine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    One of my all-time favorites… Thank you King. 👑

  • @MythrodakTV
    @MythrodakTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7956

    The french guy was a dream stan who time travelled back to try and kill techno before he could win the duel

    • @bijugeorge442
      @bijugeorge442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Bruhhhh

    • @bananaboiii9965
      @bananaboiii9965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      hello some guy who escapes prisons

    • @Atoxtor
      @Atoxtor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      French is a dream Stan?

    • @Atoxtor
      @Atoxtor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      WAIT!!! What if the baby was dream????

    • @nietaiden4436
      @nietaiden4436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      what's up checkmark

  • @silence2143
    @silence2143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    "You had dreams, but why were those your dreams?"
    *-Technoblade 2017*

  • @Tom-hk2ep
    @Tom-hk2ep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    I love the end of the first match, the dude hitting Techno off of the map and then instantly typing "GG techno Im a fan!", all while Techno has already pearled back and killed him

    • @el-nathan
      @el-nathan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      it was a different guy

    • @aquavengeance1
      @aquavengeance1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@el-nathan exposed

    • @littlemoth4956
      @littlemoth4956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The arrogance of that is hilarious

    • @Not_interestEd-
      @Not_interestEd- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "HAAAAAAXXXX"

    • @goldeer7129
      @goldeer7129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It was a different guy, but I really feel like that guy was also typing something and was killed by Techno pearling back

  • @ian2328
    @ian2328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    These were the types of videos that got me into the channel. Thanks for the memories

  • @17med72
    @17med72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1283

    3:50
    techno: pearls back and says "not today"
    guy: GG techno I'm a fan

    • @ehanayaanrocks
      @ehanayaanrocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @8M 29 WANG Christopher Ruxuan Yea I was thinking the same thing

    • @bigchunguskeanureeveswhole1143
      @bigchunguskeanureeveswhole1143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      the guy who sent the message was another person, the guy who knocked him off probably put their hands away from the keyboard, which is why they stood still.

    • @ehanayaanrocks
      @ehanayaanrocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bigchunguskeanureeveswhole1143 He was probably typing GG ;waiting for the game to end but then he died he couldn't type that fast

    • @normalpeoplelikeme
      @normalpeoplelikeme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The funny thing is he's nicked as”France”, so I'm pretty sure that guy identified Techno purely based on his display of skills.

    • @leekang0181
      @leekang0181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      3:49

  • @-dolsen-
    @-dolsen- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    Normal person: aw shit a hacker...
    Technoblade: finally a worthy opponent?!

    • @crowbar_the_rogue
      @crowbar_the_rogue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      wdym hacker? He was a vegetarian, obviously.

    • @quilox8241
      @quilox8241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@crowbar_the_rogue nah he just has a good gaming chair

    • @crowbar_the_rogue
      @crowbar_the_rogue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@quilox8241 Probably a pretty good keyboard too

    • @marcelchabowski9359
      @marcelchabowski9359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@crowbar_the_rogue and a legitimate Player

    • @DRDDR8
      @DRDDR8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@crowbar_the_rogue he had a vegetarian gaming chair and pc

  • @thomasfieschi-rose3705
    @thomasfieschi-rose3705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    English majors: "I'm sure it's a metaphor for something."

    • @futurepotato8124
      @futurepotato8124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe an adverb...

    • @hydrophant
      @hydrophant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah, using my 1 intelligence quotient, I have made a decision that this statement is a pronoun, due to it referring to the participants in the discourse, or something mentioned elsewhere in the discourse.

    • @block_channel_3
      @block_channel_3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hydrophant nerddddd

    • @Yue_yunn
      @Yue_yunn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was an English major bruh

    • @hydrophant
      @hydrophant 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Yue_yunn We know. We're just making a joke about how common it is for English Majors to say that there is a metaphorical meaning to something, which in this case is the French language. We are not attacking Technoblade in any way, shape or form.

  • @pieterhofkens7259
    @pieterhofkens7259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Rest in peace big guy... For always engraved in our hearts

  • @justsomenightowl7220
    @justsomenightowl7220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    some french dude: pushes a 3 year old
    *Technoblade will remember this.*

    • @K1NGRaj
      @K1NGRaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Minecraft story mode much? 😂

    • @KaijuBattles
      @KaijuBattles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ironic how he forgot about it lmao

    • @Fluffal_Enthusiast
      @Fluffal_Enthusiast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@K1NGRaj Yes. That's the point.

    • @jinxyjangle
      @jinxyjangle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@K1NGRaj no its just telltale games in general

  • @joeyzucchini
    @joeyzucchini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    "why is he targeting me in particular" says the obviously nicked VIP

  • @augustuswohlschlegel6241
    @augustuswohlschlegel6241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    I first read this as “Technoblade Vs. The French”

    • @gsausse8_019
      @gsausse8_019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Ghost Division begins playing in the background*

    • @f1zz-k1d89
      @f1zz-k1d89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      pvp 1v67,081,000

    • @SparrowtheSkywing
      @SparrowtheSkywing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gsausse8_019 LIVING OR DEAD ALWAYS AHEAD FED BY YOUR DREAD
      *GHOST DIVISION*

    • @Toby-vm5gq
      @Toby-vm5gq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *a6d has entered the chat*

    • @rudeboycthulhu
      @rudeboycthulhu หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      napoleon never stood a chance

  • @jasonlu9525
    @jasonlu9525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Hearing his lively voice again, it's as if he is still with us.

  • @AlexCoburn
    @AlexCoburn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1889

    *He wasn't hacking, he just had an expensive gaming keyboard.*

    • @shygaming517
      @shygaming517 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Syberbully ya mean the *gaming chair*

    • @erandol8419
      @erandol8419 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He was just lifting his mouse like Flusha

    • @tvdeskis6521
      @tvdeskis6521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ha are you joking he had a chair

    • @ViscoseComb24
      @ViscoseComb24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      and he had a very expensive gaming chair. the combination of the two makes for perfect pvp abilities.

    • @dkamazingwins3075
      @dkamazingwins3075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Line head reference?

  • @joowenchen3809
    @joowenchen3809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1338

    “French have like 50 tenses”
    me: *squints in chinese*

    • @ZejnMikail
      @ZejnMikail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @starry.030
      @starry.030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      *laughs in Asian*

    • @lyfehaxandtrix3481
      @lyfehaxandtrix3481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      if you're Chinese you don't need to

    • @miksuko
      @miksuko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@lyfehaxandtrix3481 oh dear lord

    • @Mikalovesthings
      @Mikalovesthings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *grins in spanish*

  • @bumblaur
    @bumblaur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4244

    me: forgets native language and has to relearn it
    also me: forgets english by trying native language back
    i used to be bilingual. i am now just dumb

    • @scanbbb
      @scanbbb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I am trilingual

    • @mukundagaddam
      @mukundagaddam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same

    • @mukundagaddam
      @mukundagaddam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      With the dumb thing

    • @skinnywacky
      @skinnywacky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@scanbbb hi trilingual I’m skinnywacky

    • @keziasaint6005
      @keziasaint6005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      so u can only speak english now orr?-

  • @busasworld
    @busasworld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Watching this when Techno just passed. Clearly in this video you can see that “Technoblade never dies”, because he will live on in our hearts and the game of minecraft forever. RIP Techno🕊

  • @thomaslennarts3472
    @thomaslennarts3472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    French guy: puches techno
    Techno: I will remember this betrayal

  • @yeet_rabbits506
    @yeet_rabbits506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    2:23 same thing here. I´m a German and had to choose between Latin and French. And I just thought myself: "Ahhhh, yeees, the Holy Roman Empire clearly shares a border with Germany

    • @fissionabledolphin
      @fissionabledolphin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I mean most of it was in modern Germany so I guess

    • @fissionabledolphin
      @fissionabledolphin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also they spoke German for a bit

    • @phileasmahuzier6713
      @phileasmahuzier6713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Le français c'est beaucoup trop bien en même temps

    • @1Jus2Fruits
      @1Jus2Fruits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@phileasmahuzier6713 Tu t'es fais repérer mon gars euh... i mean english english yeah i love the Wachigetonne !

    • @phileasmahuzier6713
      @phileasmahuzier6713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@1Jus2Fruits mdrrr

  • @dragonqueen5786
    @dragonqueen5786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +995

    This is all the French I know, I can't spell it tho.
    "Do you speak French?"
    "Only a little bit"
    "Cheese omelet"

    • @jeanlessage7560
      @jeanlessage7560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Cheese omelette is omelette au fromage

    • @gwyn2802
      @gwyn2802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      "est-ce que tu parle français ?" "Un petit peu"
      "Omelette au fromage"

    • @saikou5839
      @saikou5839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      mh c'est sur que ça c'est pas du Baudelaire

    • @bonjour7431
      @bonjour7431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@saikou5839 C'est qui Baudelaire ????? Un écrivain ?

    • @saikou5839
      @saikou5839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bonjour7431 google est ton ami

  • @Staffnisch_
    @Staffnisch_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    In glad this came up on my recommended, especially because of recent events

  • @enthusiasticegg4435
    @enthusiasticegg4435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    I was casually practicing my Russian and then I hear techno say “what language is she speaking” and I freaked out for a second.

    • @Nadion
      @Nadion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      как погода? :D

    • @Arahabaki_luvr
      @Arahabaki_luvr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMAO

    • @gabe_the_idot
      @gabe_the_idot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL

    • @G0G0w0
      @G0G0w0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      oui c'est comique (

  • @kaimemes
    @kaimemes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    Technoblade: *exists*
    French: _I'm about to end this man's whole career_

    • @LUCASMI46
      @LUCASMI46 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm french and I like this guy so much !

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LUCASMI46 Tu connais les blagues anglaises ? -_-

    • @imhafzee
      @imhafzee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iant like that, the most obvious thing ever?

    • @nansidk
      @nansidk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      KAI LOL hello btw :)

    • @kaimemes
      @kaimemes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nansidk heyyy

  • @ynntari2775
    @ynntari2775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    "I don't think it was French in particular by the way, I think it would happen with me in like any foreign language"
    Niki: ß
    Techno: stop, witch!

    • @nitox5588
      @nitox5588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Salut tu voulais parler français ?

    • @dunklesgeheimnis31
      @dunklesgeheimnis31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I dont understand how ß can be used in a joke..
      Explainnn plz

    • @ynntari2775
      @ynntari2775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      There is a Tubbo stream in which he put his game in German and starts complaining about German to Niki. Very funny video. When Niki tried to explain ß to him, she put ß in the comments and Techno said "is that a curse?". Then she put some words like Straße and Techno said "Stop, witch!".

    • @dunklesgeheimnis31
      @dunklesgeheimnis31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ynntari2775 Ah yes I remember now, it actually was quite funny, thx

    • @ericr.malice318
      @ericr.malice318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ß is the German double s. I learnt this from learning how to spell Alsace (Elsaß) in German.
      Also - link to that video?

  • @etienneporras7252
    @etienneporras7252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    As someone who has also harboured a lifelong vandetta against the French language, I dearly respect this man and the struggles he has faced!

  • @7KMq
    @7KMq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    other youtubers: put playback of them playing skywars and record audio separately
    technoblade: *does both since he doesnt want to edit as much*

  • @morros.sternum
    @morros.sternum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2065

    French?
    *immediately thinks of a6d*

  • @yeezyshoes1086
    @yeezyshoes1086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    It's just unreal to watch his videos while knowing that he is no longer with us.
    Ive been crying and sitting on my bed for the past 3 days thinking about it. Please don't forget this man. I want everyone who sees this comment to try to spread his legacy. Tell your friends about him and when you grow up tell your kids about him.
    He's done way too much for this community to be forgotten.
    We all love you Techno, many people including me wouldn't be here without you, your timeless content and your amazing personality that entertained us and made us laugh so many times. You were an inspiration to all of us and had a huge influence on so many lives. You will continue to live on in our hearts and memories. Fly high legend.
    LONG LIVE TECHNO
    Technoblade never dies.

    • @MaxxFixz
      @MaxxFixz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bro hes just a human like everyone else people pass away all the time u act like ur worshiping techno or something

    • @yeezyshoes1086
      @yeezyshoes1086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MaxxFixz hes one of the most impactful and inspirational figures of this community. Hes accomplished so many great things and im giving him the honour he deserves.

    • @MaxxFixz
      @MaxxFixz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yeezyshoes1086 playing video games?

    • @_stupidbro
      @_stupidbro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MaxxFixz He was an inspiration for a lot of people (it has less to do with his gaming specifically (although he was good at that) and everything to do with everything else). If you want a more quantifiable thing to base it off of, he raised thousands of dollars for charity

    • @MaxxFixz
      @MaxxFixz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@plert -_- cool

  • @levelzero547
    @levelzero547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    technoblade talking about the french: *literally wins a game against a hacker*

    • @falsetone5983
      @falsetone5983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So uh yeah I'm new to Techno and his Skywars and Bedwars content, so I'm not really knowledgeable on the hacks some people use. What hack was the dude in the end using?

    • @falsetone5983
      @falsetone5983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@levelzero547 thanks dude I'll look these up

    • @justsomeguywithadogpicture2622
      @justsomeguywithadogpicture2622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@falsetone5983 the dude used kill aura which is basically super saiyan

    • @soulhacker526
      @soulhacker526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Its balanced diet

    • @AeyakS
      @AeyakS 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@falsetone5983 kill aura, bhop, and auto bridging

  • @protix9880
    @protix9880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4555

    bruh

    • @dis_630
      @dis_630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      True xD

    • @keiozx9303
      @keiozx9303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Techno I bigger than a6d

    • @nxlschrona7969
      @nxlschrona7969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Keio Zx wrong.

    • @Stoofer.
      @Stoofer. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      A6d is younger tho but maybe he was the other kid

    • @protix9880
      @protix9880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Stoofer. you ruined the joke :/

  • @omkarmarathe5568
    @omkarmarathe5568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    I was waiting for the hacker to call out techno for hacking

  • @JustARogueChicken
    @JustARogueChicken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    So long techno. You will be remembered for eternity .

  • @cocoabear_art
    @cocoabear_art 4 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    As a bilingual, the way he says “parle” is hilarious

    • @scanbbb
      @scanbbb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No one cares if your bilingual, most people not in America are bilingual

    • @mcmonkey26
      @mcmonkey26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@scanbbb no one cares about your opinion on bilinguals

    • @zadymew7885
      @zadymew7885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@scanbbb ok?

    • @9051team
      @9051team 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@scanbbb alright weirdo

    • @sire1365
      @sire1365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@scanbbb according to statistics the average American is still trying to figure out what a kilometer is

  • @inactive4477
    @inactive4477 7 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    "why you pushing a baby"
    -technoblade 2017

    • @User-1939t9
      @User-1939t9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Awesomeguy1212 y u do this

    • @llIIllllIlIllII
      @llIIllllIlIllII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      His guild name was baby punching marathon he should be fInE

  • @Sliterisch
    @Sliterisch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "I'm sure I forgot like all the best stories and I'm gonna remeber them right after I hit upload" is such a ADHD thing to say

  • @Jer294
    @Jer294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This was my favorite video from technoblade we will miss you blood for the blood god

  • @kibble1105
    @kibble1105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Plot twist:
    That French man was actually a time traveler there to kill techno before he became too strong to overcome

  • @ryantullah7553
    @ryantullah7553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    3:50
    The guy though that he killed him and started typing
    Look at chat
    XD

    • @grimelkin9040
      @grimelkin9040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nice catch

    • @voidgremlin3142
      @voidgremlin3142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh and the guy was a fan, he figured out who he was fighting and was being a good sport
      _then techno just ENDS him_

    • @verklemptt
      @verklemptt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But- it's not his username

    • @DevanK-rg3td
      @DevanK-rg3td 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@verklemptt there are ways to identify nicked people. i dont know them tho

  • @PlaguesPalette
    @PlaguesPalette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1078

    “Donde esta la biblioteca”

    • @wockycat
      @wockycat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      donde estas la biblioteca

    • @yeastflexer6872
      @yeastflexer6872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Wait isn’t that Spanish

    • @UnderscoreKikimo
      @UnderscoreKikimo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@yeastflexer6872 si

    • @luccaribeiro1728
      @luccaribeiro1728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      La araña discoteca?

    • @ally5618
      @ally5618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bibliotech is Library in French so they are pretty similar either way

  • @brunodle
    @brunodle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Thanks for all of the laughs over the years techno.

  • @bigchungusdriplord2301
    @bigchungusdriplord2301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Technoblade: *"I was attacked by a french man"*
    Johny English: *"We are basicly twins"*

  • @hitherefellowhumanhi3157
    @hitherefellowhumanhi3157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Can we just appreciate the fact that he named himself ‘France’?

  • @infodeprived3119
    @infodeprived3119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    8:33 that was some of my experience in chinese class, the class itself was easy as the teacher was genuinely really nice, but whenever they brought in a guest techer or whatever they did a bunch of teaching PURELY in chinese and im like "maam! maam! yes i am an idiot, what in gods name are you even talking about?" and everyone else is like doing fine and im just here like what the hell is going on

    • @blobofink
      @blobofink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a person with Chinese as one of the languages I'm surrounded at birth, I can tell you that either I'm really stupid or the language is really fuckin hard. For the sake of my self esteem I op to the second option and it's not your fault.

    • @vivaciousmyosotis
      @vivaciousmyosotis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blobofink me too don’t worry

    • @vivaciousmyosotis
      @vivaciousmyosotis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blobofink my teacher is like: the reason why you suck at talking in Chinese is because your parents don’t talk to you in Chinese. But my parents doooooo. I don’t know why I suck but I do :/

    • @Commielover69
      @Commielover69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      69

    • @clandycane1771
      @clandycane1771 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@faynawang7082 Relatable, except I'd say that I can speak Chinese fairly well, like I know most of the basic vocab (although I do forget stuff like all the time)

  • @PulseDog
    @PulseDog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I can’t hear his voice without getting somewhat sad anymore

  • @s0cky__
    @s0cky__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    *reads title*
    Well, he’s playing with a6d now.

  • @brianxie5963
    @brianxie5963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    6:00 "breaks her only fan"
    sounds about right

    • @hoodieduck_
      @hoodieduck_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Know the difference,
      Only fan
      Onlyfans

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hoodieduck_ ya'll acting like sheldon from the mid bang theory

    • @hoodieduck_
      @hoodieduck_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 Whats that supposed to mean? Don't watch the show.

    • @party_dude
      @party_dude 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hoodieduck_ it means ur a big nerd

    • @hoodieduck_
      @hoodieduck_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@party_dude because I said "Know the difference,
      Only fan
      Onlyfans"

  • @shoesforjews
    @shoesforjews 5 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Me: “I am French. “
    Technoblade: “I was assaulted by a French man”
    Also me: :(

    • @slimebind
      @slimebind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hi french, im bob

    • @shoesforjews
      @shoesforjews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Je suis peut-être français mais je ne sais pas le parler. J'ai utilisé traduire pour comprendre que @alex polar alors lol je suppose

    • @bki8352
      @bki8352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Je me sens mal aussi

    • @coolguy0144
      @coolguy0144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shoesforjews bruh wot is dis language?

    • @Zygomatic_Bolt
      @Zygomatic_Bolt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@coolguy0144 French

  • @iancatizone4809
    @iancatizone4809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    In wondering how many people are going back and watching all of the old techno hypixel videos after the news.

  • @elysiantulips5793
    @elysiantulips5793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    3:58 so, hey, just found out i've been mispronouncing a major french word for the last ~10 years of my life.

    • @Physsiallis
      @Physsiallis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am French, and I can't understand what he's saying lmao, what word is he saying here? xD

    • @elysiantulips5793
      @elysiantulips5793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Physsiallis parler!

    • @Someone-vv8er
      @Someone-vv8er 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@elysiantulips5793 you pronounce parler like par-lay , but 'je parle' is just pronounced like parl because it's not the same word. like, you don't pronounce 'speaking' and 'speak' the same way either. the last part gets cut off

    • @sofiamirandadd
      @sofiamirandadd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ngl his pronunciation caught me so off-guard

    • @emileemile9814
      @emileemile9814 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No you weren't techno was mispronouncing parle

  • @EDude36
    @EDude36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Nobody:
    *Three years later*
    TH-cam recommended: yeah... that’s about right

  • @OrangeC7
    @OrangeC7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Man gets harassed by Skywars hacker, murders hacker to escape

    • @popoeti3215
      @popoeti3215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      florida man*

    • @anders8936
      @anders8936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@popoeti3215 california man*

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's like being chased by a wild dog except dogs actually have intelligence

  • @Tyl19
    @Tyl19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Rest in peach Techno. You will never be forgotten ❤️

    • @Falsedge
      @Falsedge 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peach?

  • @SA-xi6gt
    @SA-xi6gt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    "Don't believe in your dreams."
    - Technoblade 2017

    • @HiHello-cw9vc
      @HiHello-cw9vc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And then he beat dream

  • @gamergoku932
    @gamergoku932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    My French professor gave me a popcorn maker because I was the only student who was never late to class.
    He was pretty awesome. Definitely my favorite college professor.

    • @seankoopsanimatesdumbcrap1647
      @seankoopsanimatesdumbcrap1647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Late reply, but my french teacher in highschool gave me a Wii for being so nice and doing a lot of efforts '-'

    • @gamergoku932
      @gamergoku932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@seankoopsanimatesdumbcrap1647 Good French professors are like gods.
      Mine had an awesome method of teaching and made sure no one was ever left in the dust. It was still challenging, but I never felt overwhelmed.

    • @duckofsvalbard6
      @duckofsvalbard6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @:awesome: gaming console.

    • @seankoopsanimatesdumbcrap1647
      @seankoopsanimatesdumbcrap1647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gamergoku932 yeeee, mine had multiple ways of explaining things so it would be easier for each student lol

    • @bluest.9320
      @bluest.9320 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @:awesome: born in 2010’s moment

  • @nep5979
    @nep5979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "GG techno good game I'm a fan!"
    Bruh he was so prepared to win

    • @aspatel5244
      @aspatel5244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Different person

    • @DamageMaximo
      @DamageMaximo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@keswong4204 He started typing before that

    • @skad00sh49
      @skad00sh49 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time stamp is at 3:50

  • @shinwakira3533
    @shinwakira3533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    just rewatching my favorite vids of his

  • @carterf2312
    @carterf2312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Frenchman sees 3yo Techno: bLoOd FoR tHe bLOoD GoD!!

    • @syene5739
      @syene5739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Little did he know the 3yo was the blood god himself

  • @gab5045
    @gab5045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    me knowing the movie he's talking about lmao Kirikou et la sorcière

    • @elizaphaedra
      @elizaphaedra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What a great movie

    • @adammarty8788
      @adammarty8788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Merci

    • @wawawa996
      @wawawa996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How to make Kirikou :
      1. fast child
      2. kill the monarchy ??
      3. have a party

    • @yasminsantiago3991
      @yasminsantiago3991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OH SHIT THAT WOULD MAKE SO MUCH SENSE😭 KIRIKOU EST PETIT MAIS IL RÉFLÉCHIIIISSS

    • @wavve1
      @wavve1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Je l'avais pas reconnu ce film XD

  • @falquicao8331
    @falquicao8331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    English is basically:
    -Ehi! You normally need 300 rules to know tenses, but in English it's just 3!
    -Good!
    -Ehi! You normally need 3 rules to know everything else, but in English it's just 3 billion!

    • @freds2150
      @freds2150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Slightly less good.

    • @clairea9889
      @clairea9889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Not really, English is simple in every aspect

    • @ocomic9131
      @ocomic9131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@clairea9889 explain why bologna rhymes with pony
      dont actually reply or this won't be funny

    • @peanutgallery123
      @peanutgallery123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@clairea9889 english is notoriously difficult - most english speakers can’t even speak it properly. it’s only simple because you’ve been surrounded by it (probably) from a young age.

    • @clairea9889
      @clairea9889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@peanutgallery123 no, I'm French, and I've literally learn how to speak English by watching TH-cam videos, this took me less than 2 years without any actual effort. I mea', I had school but I learnt nothing in it other than 'my name is' and 'where do you live' so heh. English have like 3 thing : past present future, when French have 17 if I remenber well, the grammar is super simple they are silent letter but not that much honestly and no annoying grammar rules. The vocabulary used by English people is super repetitive and small. Sorry but English is by far one of the most simple language.

  • @elkaorvtro9990
    @elkaorvtro9990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    rewatching and crying

  • @gabrielknott5174
    @gabrielknott5174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2192

    No one:
    Me: *watches techno videos from 2 years ago*

    • @syamantakbharti3463
      @syamantakbharti3463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      me too boy

    • @Hdiensbd
      @Hdiensbd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yep

    • @sammyueli
      @sammyueli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      most epic noscopper montaged gg 10 easy relate

    • @User-1939t9
      @User-1939t9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Techno’s humor hasn’t change since 2013

    • @User-1939t9
      @User-1939t9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Neither has his hubris

  • @sairian
    @sairian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Legend says the guy Technoblade played with since 3 ended up being a6d.
    Lol

  • @nevreiha
    @nevreiha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Me: lives in UK,
    Hmm, which country is literally 20 miles from the mainland and is one of the options.
    Me: China

  • @bobberry4297
    @bobberry4297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    “Technoblade never dies.”
    After the death of Technoblade I came to watch this video because it was my favorite, and even after the 500th time I’ve watched it, it still made me laugh. It may be low quality but damm it’s funny. It feels like a piece of the community is gone because of this, but he will be remembered and eventually the piece will come back to us.
    Again goodbye nerd 😭

  • @jjshwa
    @jjshwa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I spent 3 years learning basic japanese. my brother learned french fluently in 3 years and was able to navigate through quebec without a single problem for 2 weeks.

    • @Fluiding
      @Fluiding 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      well that sucks

  • @Everest_tree
    @Everest_tree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Three year old Technoblade and his parents are a force to be reckoned with

  • @shimmya
    @shimmya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    Techno : Pretty sure english is a ridiculously hard language to learn
    Me, a french person : no.

    • @end4567
      @end4567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Depends, if your native language is a Roman one then yes, it's ez pez to learn French as your second language. But if not then it's probably as hard as learning any other language.

    • @ignatius7124
      @ignatius7124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Try to learn Chinese from Korean or Japanese. It's pretty ez but Chinese to English? Really hard

    • @end4567
      @end4567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cheapphilosophy9371 yeah, wasn't paying attention, sorry.

    • @hayamohammad2530
      @hayamohammad2530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have Arabic as my first language English as my second and I am learning French rn

    • @spymicky4291
      @spymicky4291 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Try learn Serbian

  • @death3127
    @death3127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    watching this hurts now

  • @prankishsix320
    @prankishsix320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    What country literally shares the border with us? *FRANCE*

    • @wooddoor
      @wooddoor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      he has 10000 iq

    • @Wiktor33
      @Wiktor33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it really be like that being a german

    • @alexware1901
      @alexware1901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Quebec is not a country, BUT they speak french here

    • @wooddoor
      @wooddoor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexware1901 its a joke

    • @alexware1901
      @alexware1901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wood door I was just saying that Quebec share a border with the US and that they speak french. I know that its a joke dumbo frick

  • @JJreins_parkour
    @JJreins_parkour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    9:16 he must have a great gaming chair

    • @oceand881
      @oceand881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Huh?

    • @frogsecretaryofswamp452
      @frogsecretaryofswamp452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gaming chair increases pvp skill by 100 time

    • @JJreins_parkour
      @JJreins_parkour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@oceand881 there a joke where if some1 is really good they just have a good gaming chair or hacking they just have a good gaming chair

    • @memelad0062
      @memelad0062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah i think he's got really good wifi

  • @AmiltonTheGod
    @AmiltonTheGod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    a6d: *b u l l y s kid*
    Technoblade: no u
    a6d: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @vakvods
      @vakvods 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol funi

  • @beesinthebloodstream
    @beesinthebloodstream 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:11 ive taken french for literally 7 years and just learned how to pronounce that from this video

  • @patrassanu
    @patrassanu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    I quit taking french classes after the recommended 4 years in a row. I liked french, and thought I was 'decent' at it, but over the course of a measly 2 month long summer, came back to another year, wanting to make french my first second language. I walked in the classroom, and after a few minutes, the teacher started writing about 50-odd words on the board. I knew about 5 of them, and she then goes.
    "Ok class, I know you guys probably didn't practice any work or anything over break, but you should at the very least know these 50"
    I quit. French, while 'fun', was not for me.
    Funny enough, I'm self-teaching Japanese and I've learned more in 3 months than the 4 years of school.

    • @chillmeii
      @chillmeii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      i think that self teaching a language can be a lot more fun and efficient than learning it in school. i learn 99% of my english on the internet. i’m still not fluent but my level is way better than it would be if i just learned the stuff from school :D also, congrats on learning japanese !! that’s so cool

    • @patrassanu
      @patrassanu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@chillmeii Learning a language at your
      own pace is a much better way to do it imo. Some languages like japanese require more time and resources like friends who speak the language, but it still feels alot better not having to answer a question out of a textbook every day just to go home and learn nothing.
      Your english is pretty good by the way, keep it up!

    • @dvrevival471
      @dvrevival471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What do you use to learn japanese? Apps, websites, etc. trying to learn japanese too but my self teaching skills are trash.

    • @rockomax2732
      @rockomax2732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DvRevival
      I just have my mom talk to me in Japanese and that usually works

    • @patrassanu
      @patrassanu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@dvrevival471
      In short, if your self-teaching skills are trash, I'd either say don't bother with Japanese, try another language, or accept that they are trash and keep trying! As much as it pains me to say this, Japanese takes years on years to become proficient at all, look it up.
      Long: As of that post, I'd been using Obenkyo (app) and Alphabet Charts off of google to memorize all of the hiragana and katakana. I mean, how are you supposed to understand/read/write/speak a language when you don't know their alphabets?
      Now: I've completed that, and have since moved on to memorizing the 214 base kanji. Once I'm done with all of these, I'm going to go back to Duolingo, and see how far I can get. Duolingo does not teach pronounciation, stroke order, the flow of sentences, intonation, the multiple meaning of words, or sentences, to name a few.
      Future: I think the best thing to do after that is find a friend that is either from Japan, is 100% fluent in Japanese, or pay for an online or actual course. Intonations can't easily be learned, and almost every word/kanji/sentence has multiple meanings. Not even mentioning the polite and impolite versions of them or the different ways sentences mean to Japanese because of their culture.
      Hope this helped, I'm still learning myself, but if you have any questions, I'll try to answer them! Good Luck!

  • @ItShwifty
    @ItShwifty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "I think english is a really complicated language to learn" well as an french guy I know that you are wrong

    • @dragonrider4279
      @dragonrider4279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yes when I heard that I thought too like: "No it isn't" German and French is much harder. I think there is no other language that has just (as it seems) randomly decided which nouns are male, which female and which are diverse. I am German myself and still looking for somebody who can explain why buckets are male, bottles are female (in Singular) and beds are diverse. (I am referring to the 3 articles)

    • @RuyVuusen
      @RuyVuusen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dragonrider4279 Here comes Finnish with its (about) 3,000 ways to conjugate the word "dog"!

    • @crowbar_the_rogue
      @crowbar_the_rogue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dragonrider4279 As a person who is learning German, I can assure you that your language is delightfully logical, especially compared to languages like Spanish or French, which are just anarchy.
      Though I do find the articles rather annoying.

    • @bonjour7431
      @bonjour7431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@RuyVuusen In French you have you for one person and you for two persons or to speak very 'good' (idk how to call it sorry).
      English's conjugation :
      I am
      You are
      He/she/it is
      We are
      You are
      They are
      And then you have french conjugation :
      Je suis
      Tu es
      Il/elle/on est
      Nous sommes
      Vous êtes
      Ils/elles sont
      I think you saw that we have "Ils/elles" that's like they for a boy and they for a woman
      English :
      Win/won/won
      See/saw/seen
      ...
      We have 3 groups because it's too complicated :(
      There's the 1st group that's for the verbs that have -er like "manger"(eat) or "danser"(dance)
      The second group is for verbs that don't have -ions for we or something like that... where you can find "lire"(read) or "écrire"(write)
      And the third group that's for trash verbs.
      Shity verbs that have they own conjuguation, you can find "descendre"(go down) or any other verbs like that...
      English hour :
      1 am
      2 am
      3 am
      ...
      1 pm
      2 pm
      3 pm
      ...
      French :
      1 heure du matin
      2 heures du matin
      3 heures du matin
      ...
      1 heure de l'après-midi/treize heures
      2heures de l'après-midi/quatorze heures
      3heures de l'après-midi/quinze heures
      ....
      Look, French is very difficult, English isn't at all.
      German is difficult too (I'm learning German so I know some words)....

    • @benoitmarcotte8807
      @benoitmarcotte8807 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree

  • @BB4044_
    @BB4044_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    7:49
    Techno: DEATH, DEATH, DEATH
    Subtitles:*step, step, step*

  • @GoodfriendGoodfriend
    @GoodfriendGoodfriend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "You'd be surprised what going vegetarian does to your PvP skills"
    LMAAAOOOO

    • @bellehudson5473
      @bellehudson5473 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When was this lol

    • @bailey5519
      @bailey5519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bellehudson5473 around 10:50