Excerpt from episode 419 of the Donkey Kong Country TV show "Donkey dot Kong" Kromer Kong: Hey D1ddy! How's my [[most favourite friend]] goin'! Diddy: Jeez DK, you haven't been looking too hot after Bluster sold you that software. Are you feeling all right, like really what's with the glasses? Kromer Kong: D0n't be such a stick in the [[acid]], I've been [[riding around]] the web and I found a [[man?]] who said that he'll give me a hand. And just between us I go by [[Kromer Kong]] now. Diddy: Ohhh... DK... You've taken some schmuck bait hook, line, and sinker! Is this because Candy called you a zero again? Because if it is, we have more important thing to think about than her! Kromer Kong: coRecT my [[little sponge]] ! I have more [[pressing matters to consider]], such as getting [[BIGGER]]! I simply have to become [[Top banana]] then I'll get both Ca_ndy back, and able to protect the [[gem]] coconut with ease! It's all part of the [[hyperlink blocked]]. Diddy: Look big buddy, I know you feel like everything is going great. But don't you find it a bit odd that right after you had your issues with Candy, Bluster came around with that Keygen, or what ever it's called, and now someones randomly has been telling you how to fix everything? Kromer Kong: Not at all! I'm on my way to becoming the [[BIG SHOT]] of Kongo Bongo, and I'm feeling better than ever! Do you think I'm a [[metalhead]] who [[lacks the ability]]? Maybe you're just jealous of my [[style and grace]]; trying to tear me down instead of making something out of your [[$5.99]] life! Diddy: Ohhhh fine! Have fun nickel and diming folks with your new "friend". It's clear to me that your brain has gone rotten, and I can't fix ya! Stay here surfing the net, I'm going to Cranky's to protect the crystal coconut, like a real big shot should. Kromer Kong: Go on then, you'll just slow me down! I don't need your [[hyperlink blocked]]. I don't need anyone's [[hyperlink blocked]]! -Song number starts
Ah, not only did you remember the Donkey Kong Country cartoon, but this legit feels like an episode plot. Diddy feels delightfully in-character, as does Donkey (well, as in-character as he can be after getting a brain full of malware). I just wonder what the song number would be like (well, assuming it's not this video, of course).
@@CrowTR0bot Thanks a lot I really appreciate it. The DKC cartoon is a guilty pleasure of mine, as I both ironically and unironically love it. For some reason it just tickles my brain, be it the really jank (but pretty cutting edge for mocap) animation, the brain-dead (but fun) characters, and the songs which a couple of are really good. I'm glad I can do the characters justice, the song I would assume is a techno-pop DK song as he is conflicted about what he has become, while also trying to justify how things will eventually be when his plan succeeds. Either way, thanks for the positive words, hope you have a nice day.
@@skorupigo5544 By technicality I believe this would fall under contemporary art, the modern art period ended around the 50s. Aside of the joke, glad you enjoyed it hope you have a nice day.
If sonic says "don't let anybody touch you in a way or place that feels uncomfortable" it wouldn't count because you'd be touching that person in the place that makes him feel comfortable
I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL KONG, NOW I'M THE [ [Ouch! Right in the coconuts!] ] KONG! [ [Amazed at this huge expansion? You too can]] HAVE A [[Kommunion]] WITH [ [Ungraceful Laughter] ] SOON I'LL EVEN SURPASS THAT DAMNED [ [Funky Mr. Monkey!] ] BUT UNLIKE HIM I'M GONNA [ [Shoot for the Lost World!] ] AND GET ON THE PATH TO... [ [One Hell of a Guy] ] I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. [ [Hyperdong blocked.] ]
I had no idea this one would actually use now's your chance to be a's lyrics I was shocked. This song has style and grace, even if it has a funny face.
HOW ARE KONGS LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [Rip people off] WHEN PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE [firing in spurts]? YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE ALL OF THAT EARLIER, AND BEEN THE FIRST TO OWN MY [Coconut gun]
@@pansthederp964 I think he means this particular DK image, instead of the significantly more intimidating one used for the original underdong and deltakong trilogy
ME? I USED TO BE JUST THE [Funny Face] GUY, NOW I’M THE [His Coconut Gun It Fires And Spurts When I Get Shot It’s Gonna Hurt] GUY CREW, US? DIDDY WE’RE ALREADY [Members Of The DK Crew], WE DON’T NEED ANYONE ELSE, WE DON’T NEED ANY [Kong, Kremling, Or Banana Bird] WE DON’T NEED [Crazy Kongs] OR [Claptraps] WE DON’T NEED [Cranky]…. Cranky… hello is anyone there? ….please, take it to the fridge… HUH! I DIDN’T HEAR ANY [Rapping], BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY WERE [Performing] FOR YOU
It's here! You know him well He’s the l3ader of the bunch since [1999] Don- Donkey D.K Kong! Huh, if it isn't a D.K Kong, Here, here, here we go! Looks like you [put your hands together]? All of the monkeys have a [funny face]? You can't [jump high]? You may [move slow]? Living like a [crazy kong]??? Well do I have a [rap] that you can[ join in too] If you can't [take it to the fridge] Then you have to pick up [a boulder with relative ease] Why [shrink in size] and have [no grace]? When you can be a: [D.K] [D.K!] [D.K!!!] It's time to [kick some tail] and [join the crew] And I have just the thing, you'll not choose wrong [coconut gun] Ahh yeah! You want it You want [coconut gun] don’t you? It fires in spurts And all you have to do is give me your [coconut shells] You're the [last member] right? You have the [coconut] Why don’t I [perform for you]?
* DIDDY!!! YOU [Tiny Kong]! I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE [Back again, and about time too]! * AFTER ALL, YOU WANNA BE [The leader of the bunch]! EAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! * BUT HOW? HOW CAN YOU BE? * LISTEN. IN THE [Deep Abyss] OF Q. ROOL'S [Gangplank Galleon] * [[A Great Deal]] IS WAITING For [[A Limited Time Only!]] * A HEAVEN-PIERCING [[Coconut Gun]] *[[Designed BY The Classic You've Come To Expect! (C)1889]] * DIDDY THAT [Little Barrel] IS OUR [One-way Ticket] TO MAKE YOU [Expand]. MAKE ME [Expand]. * BEFORE YOU KNOW IT WE WILL BE TAKING [ A Ride around [[Kongo Island]] on Our Specil Animal Buddies] * VACATIONING IN [Crocodile Cauldrum] WHILE YOU SOAK IN THE [An irregularity has been detected]. * BUT DIDDY DON'T [Breathe] YET!! THE WAY IS LOCKED BY [Commandeer Koin]!!! * YOU WILL NEVER GET INSIDE. * WAIT DIDDY LOOK!! HEAR THOSE [Extra Life Balloons]??? YOU ARE [100th Customer]!!. * AS A [Commemorative Coin] I WILL LET YOU BUY [CoinGen] FROM ME AT [The Low Low Price Of] * WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!? IT' S SUCH A STEAL, I' M [Yeaaaah]ING MYSELF!!! * TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [[Mine Cart Carnage]]!! * IT' S THAT GOOD! * [BUY] THE COINGEN FROM ME, UNLOCK THE BASEMENT, AND GET THAT BananaJuice!!!
If this is as good as the description, we're all in for one hell of a treat edit: holy crap that was so good I wasn't expecting the actual beats from DK rap sprinkled in there 10/10 would recommend
Oh diddy i use to be the most [Number 1 gorilla] until that damned plumber took everything .You want it don't you want [infinite bananas] I can give it to you if you offer me just a tiny bit of generosity I just need that little [coconut] you have.
I'm fairly certain that the comments section of your videos has managed to replace every single bit of Spamton's dialogue with the Spamkong variation, I am truly so proud of this community.
*why does this always happen kris! I see a funny kong video three days before it is [[FREE]] but then I’m an hour or two late! That’s not very BIG SHOT kris*
HEY EVERY, ITS ME! EVERY KONG' S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Kong 1981!!!]] DONG WOAH!!!1!!1!!1! If IT ISNT A KREnnER!!!! HU HUHU HU HUHU!!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU'R [[Alone with no spurts]] ALL YOUR DONG'S, [[Abandoned for the no grace]] YOU ARE? BANANA'S, TAKEN BY THE [[Greens.]] [[Greens.]] LIVING IN A FREAKING LARGE BARREL???
![NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO [Catch] A [Hedgehog]](/img/n.gif)
Excerpt from episode 419 of the Donkey Kong Country TV show "Donkey dot Kong"
Kromer Kong: Hey D1ddy! How's my [[most favourite friend]] goin'!
Diddy: Jeez DK, you haven't been looking too hot after Bluster sold you that software. Are you feeling all right, like really what's with the glasses?
Kromer Kong: D0n't be such a stick in the [[acid]], I've been [[riding around]] the web and I found a [[man?]] who said that he'll give me a hand. And just between us I go by [[Kromer Kong]] now.
Diddy: Ohhh... DK... You've taken some schmuck bait hook, line, and sinker! Is this because Candy called you a zero again? Because if it is, we have more important thing to think about than her!
Kromer Kong: coRecT my [[little sponge]] ! I have more [[pressing matters to consider]], such as getting [[BIGGER]]! I simply have to become [[Top banana]] then I'll get both Ca_ndy back, and able to protect the [[gem]] coconut with ease! It's all part of the [[hyperlink blocked]].
Diddy: Look big buddy, I know you feel like everything is going great. But don't you find it a bit odd that right after you had your issues with Candy, Bluster came around with that Keygen, or what ever it's called, and now someones randomly has been telling you how to fix everything?
Kromer Kong: Not at all! I'm on my way to becoming the [[BIG SHOT]] of Kongo Bongo, and I'm feeling better than ever! Do you think I'm a [[metalhead]] who [[lacks the ability]]? Maybe you're just jealous of my [[style and grace]]; trying to tear me down instead of making something out of your [[$5.99]] life!
Diddy: Ohhhh fine! Have fun nickel and diming folks with your new "friend". It's clear to me that your brain has gone rotten, and I can't fix ya! Stay here surfing the net, I'm going to Cranky's to protect the crystal coconut, like a real big shot should.
Kromer Kong: Go on then, you'll just slow me down! I don't need your [[hyperlink blocked]]. I don't need anyone's [[hyperlink blocked]]!
-Song number starts
This is heavenly written. I'm excited to see more lore.
Ah, not only did you remember the Donkey Kong Country cartoon, but this legit feels like an episode plot. Diddy feels delightfully in-character, as does Donkey (well, as in-character as he can be after getting a brain full of malware). I just wonder what the song number would be like (well, assuming it's not this video, of course).
@@CrowTR0bot Thanks a lot I really appreciate it. The DKC cartoon is a guilty pleasure of mine, as I both ironically and unironically love it. For some reason it just tickles my brain, be it the really jank (but pretty cutting edge for mocap) animation, the brain-dead (but fun) characters, and the songs which a couple of are really good.
I'm glad I can do the characters justice, the song I would assume is a techno-pop DK song as he is conflicted about what he has become, while also trying to justify how things will eventually be when his plan succeeds.
Either way, thanks for the positive words, hope you have a nice day.
Modern art
@@skorupigo5544 By technicality I believe this would fall under contemporary art, the modern art period ended around the 50s.
Aside of the joke, glad you enjoyed it hope you have a nice day.
“He can stretch his dong and it’s just for you.”
Right here, officer. Your search has met its end.
"He can stretch his dong and it's just for you" bruh wtf
sussy 😳😳😳😳
At least he's loyal?
Ayooo?! 🤨📸
Caught in 4K
If sonic says "don't let anybody touch you in a way or place that feels uncomfortable" it wouldn't count because you'd be touching that person in the place that makes him feel comfortable
I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL KONG, NOW I'M THE [ [Ouch! Right in the coconuts!] ] KONG!
[ [Amazed at this huge expansion? You too can]] HAVE A [[Kommunion]] WITH [ [Ungraceful Laughter] ]
SOON I'LL EVEN SURPASS THAT DAMNED [ [Funky Mr. Monkey!] ]
BUT UNLIKE HIM I'M GONNA [ [Shoot for the Lost World!] ] AND GET ON THE PATH TO...
[ [One Hell of a Guy] ]
I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
[ [Hyperdong blocked.] ]
Hyperdong blocked is too funny
Oh no his hyperdong got blocked
@@ricardobr1493 pov: your [[hyperdong]] got [[blocked]]
I had no idea this one would actually use now's your chance to be a's lyrics I was shocked. This song has style and grace, even if it has a funny face.
Haven't you heard the saying? Make bananas, not [[Coconut Guns]].
HOW ARE KONGS LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [Rip people off] WHEN PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE [firing in spurts]? YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE ALL OF THAT EARLIER, AND BEEN THE FIRST TO OWN MY [Coconut gun]
YEAH LIKE WHAT [Ungrateful person] WOULD DO THAT?
0:33 "He can stretch his dong
And its just for you"
I'm scared
When the world needed it most, the old dk thumbnails returned
What do you mean by old thumbnails?
@@pansthederp964 I think he means this particular DK image, instead of the significantly more intimidating one used for the original underdong and deltakong trilogy
@@aci6737 oh ok I get it
Nice glasses you got there
@@funkyd9569 thanks😃
ME? I USED TO BE JUST THE [Funny Face] GUY, NOW I’M THE [His Coconut Gun It Fires And Spurts When I Get Shot It’s Gonna Hurt] GUY
CREW, US? DIDDY WE’RE ALREADY [Members Of The DK Crew], WE DON’T NEED ANYONE ELSE, WE DON’T NEED ANY [Kong, Kremling, Or Banana Bird] WE DON’T NEED [Crazy Kongs] OR [Claptraps] WE DON’T NEED [Cranky]…. Cranky… hello is anyone there? ….please, take it to the fridge… HUH! I DIDN’T HEAR ANY [Rapping], BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY WERE [Performing] FOR YOU
Lmao
Lmao
@@HabitualThinker true
It's here!
You know him well
He’s the l3ader of the bunch since [1999]
Don- Donkey D.K Kong!
Huh, if it isn't a
D.K Kong, Here, here, here we go!
Looks like you [put your hands together]?
All of the monkeys have a [funny face]?
You can't [jump high]? You may [move slow]?
Living like a [crazy kong]???
Well do I have a [rap] that you can[ join in too]
If you can't [take it to the fridge]
Then you have to pick up [a boulder with relative ease]
Why [shrink in size] and have [no grace]?
When you can be a:
[D.K]
[D.K!]
[D.K!!!]
It's time to [kick some tail] and [join the crew]
And I have just the thing, you'll not choose wrong
[coconut gun]
Ahh yeah! You want it
You want [coconut gun] don’t you?
It fires in spurts
And all you have to do is give me your [coconut shells]
You're the [last member] right?
You have the [coconut]
Why don’t I [perform for you]?
🤣
Would this be sung to the tune of the DK Rap or Now's Your Chance to Be A?
“He can stretch his dong, and it’s just for you.”
Ladies and gentleman, we got him.
Goddamn, If I heard this first I’d assume the original is the remix. It’s so good
Absolutely love the Space Jam vocals used to aid in splicing together "now's your chance to be a big shot".
We need a Death by Glamour cover. Call it “Death by Dong.”
death by dong lmfao
Update: you're welcome
@@SaintDicc Nice dude I completely forgot about this honestly…
• NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[Donkey Kong 64!]] !
Real talk, I had ZERO idea that the DK Rap’s percussion could make this song reach Nirvana. NOW it feels [BIG].
I listened to this one on loop like 3 times this is great
* DIDDY!!! YOU [Tiny Kong]! I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE [Back again, and about time too]!
* AFTER ALL, YOU WANNA BE [The leader of the bunch]! EAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
* BUT HOW? HOW CAN YOU BE?
* LISTEN. IN THE [Deep Abyss] OF Q. ROOL'S [Gangplank Galleon]
* [[A Great Deal]] IS WAITING For [[A Limited Time Only!]]
* A HEAVEN-PIERCING
[[Coconut Gun]]
*[[Designed BY The Classic You've Come To Expect! (C)1889]]
* DIDDY THAT [Little Barrel] IS OUR [One-way Ticket] TO MAKE YOU [Expand]. MAKE ME [Expand].
* BEFORE YOU KNOW IT WE WILL BE TAKING [ A Ride around [[Kongo Island]] on Our Specil Animal Buddies]
* VACATIONING IN [Crocodile Cauldrum] WHILE YOU SOAK IN THE [An irregularity has been detected].
* BUT DIDDY DON'T [Breathe] YET!!
THE WAY IS LOCKED BY [Commandeer Koin]!!!
* YOU WILL NEVER GET INSIDE.
* WAIT DIDDY LOOK!! HEAR THOSE [Extra Life Balloons]??? YOU ARE [100th Customer]!!.
* AS A [Commemorative Coin] I WILL LET YOU BUY [CoinGen] FROM ME AT [The Low Low Price Of]
* WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!? IT' S SUCH A STEAL, I' M [Yeaaaah]ING MYSELF!!!
* TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [[Mine Cart Carnage]]!!
* IT' S THAT GOOD!
* [BUY] THE COINGEN FROM ME, UNLOCK THE BASEMENT, AND GET THAT BananaJuice!!!
If this is as good as the description, we're all in for one hell of a treat
edit: holy crap that was so good I wasn't expecting the actual beats from DK rap sprinkled in there 10/10 would recommend
DONKEY KONG offers you a banana?
... You refuse. You've had your fill of potassium related jokes.
This genuinly gave me a sensory overload
Thank you
I do love the continuity between this and [BIG KONG].
I USED TO BE THE [barrel throwing] GUY
BUT NOW I'M THE [inflation!? You have the power of GOD at your fingertips] GUY!
HOLY [Coconut Gun]! THE [Oogh that hurt me right in the coconuts] GUY, FORMERLY E-Mail GUY IS NOW [Small Size for only $4.99]!
Oh diddy i use to be the most [Number 1 gorilla] until that damned plumber took everything .You want it don't you want [infinite bananas] I can give it to you if you offer me just a tiny bit of generosity
I just need that little [coconut] you have.
0:33 I died laughing when I heard this xdd
the only thing wrong with these songs is that because it’s all dk, there’s no consistent lore in the comments
It's a multiverse. All of them are different incarnations of the same character.
Marvel's been real quiet since this dropped
I'd make a [Reoccurring Joke], but I'm out of [Kromer]
Lmao never stop doing these. When you finish Deltarune you should start having DK take over Mario songs.
I'll never stop doing DK mashups (probably) but I'm going to go back and do more slams/other mashups when I get temporarily bored of these
@@SaintDicc thank you for doing literally anything you have posted
No. Deltarune is everything. Spamton is forever.
I'm fairly certain that the comments section of your videos has managed to replace every single bit of Spamton's dialogue with the Spamkong variation, I am truly so proud of this community.
REMEMBER TO [[Choose her]] FOR MORE [[Walnuts and peanuts]]
Official bonzi buddy theme song
POV, you forgot to pay for the last banana
Can't believe you made DK work with some of the best tracks from Undertale AND Deltarune!
*Nervously sweating knowing what's next*
DIDDY!! DID YOU JUST [Fires in spurts] JUST NOW?!
WOW!! I'M SO PROUD I COULD [Take it to the fridge!]
I always look forward to your mashups.
Oh crap he's gonna sell me his Donkeygen!
I can't get this out my head 🤣 I love it
excellent work as always
Can't wait for next week's "it's pronounced dong"
His [[COCONUT GUN]] can fire in [[BIG SHOTS]]
Dong
Bro this is a banger keep the good work as always
God how I missed this
*why does this always happen kris! I see a funny kong video three days before it is [[FREE]] but then I’m an hour or two late! That’s not very BIG SHOT kris*
This is going to be amazing
AYO THE DRUM BEAT MAKES THIS ACTUALLY SLAP
I USED TO BE THE [not funny. Didn't laugh] GUY. NOW IM THE [if he shoots ya it's gonna hurt] GUY
(16 hours before: I’m so freaking excited
The real person behind the secret bosses is DK
I was not disappointed. I sadly could not make it to the Livestream
What about.....It has to be DK
DK Rap x It has to be this way
Toby fox has been real quiet since this dropped
“Thomas has seen everything...”
That description is something else
When slamton
Dong status: *S T R E T C H E D*
My name is Shaun Duz Stuffs and I approve of this
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [New Subscriber]
[1997 Clicks]
Now's your chance for be the best Banana trader of the Banana World.
Nows your change to [EXPAND DONG]
man went through a Dong Konkey series and ended with this holy tamale
DONKY KROM!!!
NOWS YOU'RE CHANCE TO BE A [[Part of the DK Crew]]
Coconut gun be only firin big shots my kongs busted
0:44 "Pickle Rick shot, pickle Rick, pickle Rick, pickle Rick shot"
nows your chance to be a [[FUNKY KONG]] be a [[FUNKY]] be a [[FUNKY]] be a [[FUNKY KONG]]
[Hyperdong Blocked]
oh it's good
This song is so good it made my tab crash twice, how have you learned this power?
I have massive deals but I just need one banana.
i like at the start he repeats: "WAL-NUT. PEA-NUT."
Is this the first one to actually mix in bits of the DK Rap’s backing music? Cause it works *so* well.
Yo this lowkey a banger ngl
Hmm, yes, Donkey Kong and his Konkey Dong
Idea: do Lancer's Theme but its Lanky's Theme
classic alert
I sadly can't make this, but the Kong will be watched. Also you should do a dk papyrus
Ok
Now
Collab
With
This
It would be cool
We don’t need [Mario]
… mario…
Hey, Diddy! Never trust anyone you see on [Console]
You should remix a hat in time music or at the very least listen to it that games sound track is legendary
Possible song idea: Your kong has expired
I love it
Biblically accurate DK
Spandong spamkong
Nows your chance to be a BIG DONG
idea a kongs world idk how but cybersworld dongifyed
Honestly we need hopes and dreams with the dk rap next
Oh yeah it's a BOP
oh my god I cannot wait for BIG KONG to drop
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Didn't even check first smh
@@SaintDicc I'm halfway thru it right now PLEASE 😭 also kongolovania slapped so hard
this is a banger 🎶🎶
yessssss
10/10 mastahpiece
Can't slip space jam past me
just perfect, a just after the oreo uploaded her song
Another Classic
It’s a niche market but someone has to do it and he does a good job at it
HEY EVERY, ITS ME!
EVERY KONG' S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Kong 1981!!!]]
DONG
WOAH!!!1!!1!!1!
If IT ISNT A KREnnER!!!!
HU HUHU HU HUHU!!!!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'R [[Alone with no spurts]]
ALL YOUR DONG'S, [[Abandoned for the no grace]] YOU ARE?
BANANA'S, TAKEN BY THE [[Greens.]] [[Greens.]]
LIVING IN A FREAKING LARGE BARREL???
this is what i call music
Why are these always so high quality?
wow this is really great, how do you make these remixes?
Mostly change tempos and cut and rearrange things in Audacity.
FL studio also comes in if I'm using repeated rhythmic samples or a lot of pitch shifts
@@SaintDicc ok ty very much and keep doing these pieces of art :D
i will sells [ coconut gun] , for [ bananas]