Hitch (2005) - Boat Scene

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  • @banks615
    @banks615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    I love when he made her realize that she would have never noticed him if he didn't hadn't taken his initial advice, the guys he helped just needed a chance.

    • @BourneKnight
      @BourneKnight ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wtf are you even saying

    • @banks615
      @banks615 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Wtf are​ you not understanding? Watch the scene for yourself and the movie if u haven't

    • @GhostKyng
      @GhostKyng 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@BourneKnightyou obviously didn’t watch the movie so I’ll break it down for you. Hitch’s job is to give guys like Albert advice to boost their confidence when it comes to dating. He helps men that most women wouldn’t give a second look at.
      Albert worked for a firm that Allegra is a big client at and he asked hitch to help him show that he can be the guy for her. Allegra is famous so for her to date a guy like that is like matching Catherine Zeta Jones with Mr. Bean which seemed impossible. But because Hitch gave him that advice he was able to get over the hump and be his normal self which she liked.
      In the movie, hitch was discovered to be the date doctor and due to bad information people assumed he was a guy who only helped men get women into bed to score when all he does is show women that they should break out of their own way to give guys like Albert a chance to make them happy.

  • @jeffreymeeks4051
    @jeffreymeeks4051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    The main message I felt that this movie gave was that it's far better to be yourself than to try and put on a facade for the purpose of getting others to like or notice you. Your true colors always win out.

    • @shinistrue
      @shinistrue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      She would have never noticed if he didn’t make the impression first off so you’re right hitch did 1% of the work lol.

    • @jeffreymeeks4051
      @jeffreymeeks4051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@shinistrue definitely. And also that's a second key point the movie touched on. The privileged and wealthy rarely look towards someone they consider below themselves when in the end, we're all human. If people looked inwards into someone's heart then maybe stories like these wouldn't be so fictional.

    • @shinistrue
      @shinistrue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jeffrey Meeks and what you just said is why I love this film.

    • @snowfrosty1
      @snowfrosty1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeffreymeeks4051 you......uou can't REALLY believe your BS.....do you?

    • @alessandror6001
      @alessandror6001 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, but short fat guys who date tall women who are smart and gorgeous are extremely rare, despite of their personality

  • @downhilltwofour0082
    @downhilltwofour0082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    I loved the movie. I need a light-hearted movie filled with hope every now and then!

  • @Kidgloves1984
    @Kidgloves1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I had forgotten about this film, absolutely brilliant!!

  • @atyehatyeh6257
    @atyehatyeh6257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    This is the most adorable seen I have ever witnessed. She loves him because he's adorable it's beautiful I love it

  • @geovannomozes7010
    @geovannomozes7010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    "You were like a brother to me" 🤣🤣

    • @skepchica
      @skepchica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I laughed so hard!!!

    • @LautaroTessi
      @LautaroTessi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      “…I loved you. You were supposed to bring balance to the Force” 😅

    • @lakzefar449
      @lakzefar449 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@LautaroTessi ''Not leave it in darkness!''

    • @ADITYAALOK
      @ADITYAALOK 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you were Indian you would have seen Partner which completely ripped this movie but the dialogue in Hindi hits harder than this

    • @nightfurmoonfang3391
      @nightfurmoonfang3391 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "HE CAME HERE FOR YOU!!!"

  • @tuckfrump9173
    @tuckfrump9173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    “So this was your plan the whole time”😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @allmightyjenkins
      @allmightyjenkins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Sail off into the sunset with my girl🤣🤣🤣

    • @jameswesleyiv
      @jameswesleyiv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You were like a brother to me!

    • @kaypz
      @kaypz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hahahaha!

    • @Annabelle66633
      @Annabelle66633 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Ow ow ow ow ow ow😣😫"

  • @joewhitehead3
    @joewhitehead3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    He got him to get her to notice him. That’s what he did

    • @THERSC216
      @THERSC216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And that was it, she was sold

    • @pietjewaanman3506
      @pietjewaanman3506 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      and having someone next to you gives you confidence and courage to actually do it

    • @yukimaruzam
      @yukimaruzam 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He gave Albert a pen.

  • @allys744
    @allys744 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    I love how this scene reveals how Hitch truly works: he’s not trying to change men in order to get with the women they love, he’s trying to make them confident. Allegra became attracted to Albert because of his mannerisms

    • @ylowknfe
      @ylowknfe 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Just for clarification, he IS trying to change them, but only in minor areas. That's the realization he's having here: He was trying to get Albert out of his dorky self, only to realize it's our quirks and idiosyncrasies that make people fall in love with us. It's Albert and Allegra both being so dorky and quirky that makes them perfect for each other, but it was his idiosyncrasies and flaws that he thought were responsible for the dissolution of his first love. Not saying you're wrong of course, but the whole "That worked for you?" line is THE realization that he was turning Albert away from his true self, and in turn pushing him farther away from his goal of snagging Allegra.
      It's lucky Albert's true self couldn't be kept down anyway, as he still danced like a dingus, was organically kind to Allegra as opposed to aloof, and was all around just a nice dude.

  • @davidg4408
    @davidg4408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Funny how when Alegra comes looking for Albert at his office, Hitch is choking Albert. Albert comes looking for Alegra in the yacht, and Albert is choking Hitch. 😂😂😂😂

    • @cl759
      @cl759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lot of choking in that movie, goslings wife spoiled it by trying to be hot in a fucking comedy

    • @ciucc3llone
      @ciucc3llone 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@cl759 He is the worst character in the film. Obnoxious and hateful.

    • @popculture1275
      @popculture1275 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@ciucc3llone*She is the worst

  • @Ktonrider
    @Ktonrider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I’m 49 and started dating a wonderful woman about a month ago. She is the most amazing woman I’ve ever met, it’s the best feeling ever. I’m so in love 🥰

    • @maliqprosser
      @maliqprosser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Congratulations

    • @yan2503
      @yan2503 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope shes not Thai.

    • @mugiwara9507
      @mugiwara9507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yan2503 😂😂😂

    • @Knight_Life.
      @Knight_Life. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Congratulations 🤍☯️💯❕

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hey man hows it going

  • @MitchellFace
    @MitchellFace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love that what got Allegra to love Albert was just him being himself

  • @shinlanten
    @shinlanten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Jesus this movie is almost *_2 decades old_* .....where's the time gone, wow....

    • @tellurye
      @tellurye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know and the bar scene - not a single girl was on her cell phone. People ready to mingle. Those were the days

    • @shinlanten
      @shinlanten 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tellurye when your macking skills couldn't get any assist from social media and were either rewarded or died a painful & humiliating death 😆

    • @Skyberg21
      @Skyberg21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      15 years = almost 20?

    • @ShaunHensley
      @ShaunHensley 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the Greatjon when most women didn’t hate most men.

    • @RLSmith-jt8qj
      @RLSmith-jt8qj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Skyberg21 yeah

  • @QuickStix26
    @QuickStix26 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A movie of his that never gets talked about. Great movie!

  • @inouskehashibira1045
    @inouskehashibira1045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "That man would've sold his soul to make you happy" 😬 That was smooth. 🤔😎

    • @eaglefang8656
      @eaglefang8656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sell his soul to the devil? I think i would for love

    • @inouskehashibira1045
      @inouskehashibira1045 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eaglefang8656 Well, Good for you but hopefully the repercussions aren't bad, your girlfriend or wife might die after 5 years or something, because the devil doesn't play fair, I'll tell you that. Hahhaha

    • @eaglefang8656
      @eaglefang8656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@inouskehashibira1045 Is that a threat?

  • @100nitrog2
    @100nitrog2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    During the choking part, I couldn't help but think, "It-was-the-Dukes. It-was-the-Dukes."

  • @Katio888
    @Katio888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Allegra and Albert have to be one of my favorite movie couples even though this is just a little rom com from the early 2000s.
    I like the fact in this scene that when Hitch asks her if she would have noticed Albert on her own, she realizes she wouldn’t have and then learns the stuff she liked most about Albert wasn’t some act or play. Makes both her and Albert likable individually as well as a couple.

    • @spirittammyk
      @spirittammyk ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They could make a sequel where it's their kids that are having a hard time "blooming" so to speak.

  • @xyPERSON
    @xyPERSON 9 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I have to say that it kind of bothers me that a lot of people who saw this film are commenting how Kevin James's character Albert called Will Smith's character Hitch out on his B.S. I really didn't see it that way. True… Albert was right to an extent when he called Hitch a coward for being too afraid to follow his own heart and love someone. However, I truly believe that Hitch wanted to help others find love and had good intentions in doing so. He was just so doubtful for himself that for the longest time he just gave up any hope of love and happiness.

    • @artsyafroqueen
      @artsyafroqueen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      +Livingston Hampton Oh yeah agreed, the same way I didn't think he really needed to apologize to Mendez's character the way he did. I did not like her at all, and for the life of me, I could not really figure out why he did. I think Hitch was just extremely guarded and wanted to help those he felt wouldn't otherwise have a chance.

    • @EasyBreezy41
      @EasyBreezy41 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      he just fell in love with her. if you're desperate to love that one girl then you do foolish things..and mendezs character liked and also loved hitch earlier but she was way too cocky to admit it to herself. The only thing that I don't get about the movie is the very beginning and very end, when hitch says that the basic principals are that a woman doesnt wake up saying 'god I hope I don't get swept off my feet today' which is true and that they lie when the don't want to date you right..
      and in the end he says basic principals: there are none. So basically I think that it just teaches you to love whoever you wanna love and in the end you'll hopefully get your love.

    • @gareginasatryan6761
      @gareginasatryan6761 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Livingston Hampton I guess coward and hypocrite and different things. Hitch was a coward, but he really did believe in what he was doing.

    • @mangakadosmil1143
      @mangakadosmil1143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sometimes you're good helping other people with they're purposes in life about love but sometimes you can't find love yourself and maybe you was hurt for love and that's why maybe just maybe you doing your job but also helping guys without opportunity get their love of theirs life.

  • @ShaunHensley
    @ShaunHensley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That look at the end is that of hitch’s curse being broken, he no longer has to be the way he is.

  • @doublej7545
    @doublej7545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Let's be honest, there's no way in hell she would have noticed him in the first place. All he does is give men a fighting chance, yet the heroine wants to call it manipulation. What he does is the equivalent of studying for a test before it's taken. That's not manipulation or cheating. It's called being smart, otherwise you wouldn't stand a snowballs chance in hell.

    • @Joe_Parmesan
      @Joe_Parmesan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Sara didn't care about it until Casey got hurt by Vance. Him saying, "Date Doctor, my ass.." set off most of the destruction. Before that, to Sara, The Date Doctor was an urban myth

    • @AlasdairGR
      @AlasdairGR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The information he got on Allegra is something anyone could get from a quick Google search and some passing observations. I usually don’t go on dates before checking out a person’s social media first. I want to get a feel for that person so the conversations aren’t as awkward and forced.

    • @ObiWanShinobi_
      @ObiWanShinobi_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      J Par lol but a dude hitting on you in a lingerie shop just screams he’s single 🤦🏾‍♂️ she told her what he was doing and she fell for it and didn’t take responsibility

    • @Joe_Parmesan
      @Joe_Parmesan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ObiWanShinobi_ you're not wrong, but I'm saying that none of the actions between Allegra, Albert, and The Date Doctor mattered to Sara, until the situation between Vance and Casey transpired. As soon as Vance muttered those words, The Date Doctor became real to Casey and Sara. Before that Sara and Casey were joking about him, with Sara calling The Date Doctor an urban myth
      Pretty much, I agree with the commenter's point that Hitch wasn't doing anything wrong, and adding in that Sara didn't bother to care about The Date Doctor or his methods, because to her, he was a myth. That is, until Casey got caught up

    • @ojar91
      @ojar91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed she would never notice him if he was a chad, brad or a tyrone .

  • @chrisjohnson4272
    @chrisjohnson4272 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "So this was your plan the whole time huh"?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @eunbitpark5251
    @eunbitpark5251 8 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    love her hair, love the dress

  • @davidsecord6412
    @davidsecord6412 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    What a great movie. Kevin James is just great.

  • @Norcal1990
    @Norcal1990 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    hitch did something he made albert do the first step..thats what ignited everything-.

  • @maxfrankow1238
    @maxfrankow1238 8 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    In the words of Hitch, "Any man can sweep any woman off her feet."

    • @EasyBreezy41
      @EasyBreezy41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He just needs the right broom :)

    • @Tiger74147
      @Tiger74147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If you live in a movie world where you say the exact right thing at the exact right moment by magic, sure. :P

    • @1minuteblackscreens
      @1minuteblackscreens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Gazzara5 maybe so but have you tried it.

    • @grahakkuconsumerrights7465
      @grahakkuconsumerrights7465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What about women? How can we sweep a man off his feet who doesn't even know we exist? I wish someone would make a movie that shows girls how to impress guys.

    • @williambarrantes1674
      @williambarrantes1674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Gazzara5 it never specifies what it is that the man does to do the sweeping. There are many ways to attract people, and I for one believes everyone has a chance with anyone, looks just make it easier

  • @eaglefang8656
    @eaglefang8656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    2:23 YOU WERE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME - Chris Rock

  • @bradebronson8835
    @bradebronson8835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Kevin James used to be a bouncer. He's actually pretty tough in real life.

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He also wrestled in high school and college, I think.

    • @brianmunch1827
      @brianmunch1827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Being a bouncer doesn't make you tuff. You begome a bouncer because you look or proved you are tuff.

    • @melissawilliams7880
      @melissawilliams7880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, spitting on your fans is pretty tough

    • @bradebronson8835
      @bradebronson8835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@brianmunch1827 What you said does not make any sense.

    • @bradebronson8835
      @bradebronson8835 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@melissawilliams7880 You would get folded by him.

  • @VaderFenrir
    @VaderFenrir 8 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    Lmfao "You were like a brother to me"

    • @LibraLee88
      @LibraLee88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      😂😂

    • @nahtanoj12341
      @nahtanoj12341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Albert has the high ground

    • @gamefreak457
      @gamefreak457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      higwaly1896 Hello There

  • @Deuteromis
    @Deuteromis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The inhaler part always make me laugh.

  • @peopleschampion2359
    @peopleschampion2359 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The music change at 2:13 has me on the floor hahaha😂 so this was your plan the whole time LOL

  • @thatuberrican8745
    @thatuberrican8745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The “I love you’s” were adorable :).

  • @artymunoz5060
    @artymunoz5060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It’s funny cause I have a cousin who dances like Albert
    He’s also a fat dude as well
    But he attracts people EASILY and is honestly one of the most loved people I know. And I honestly know it’s because of him just having confidence
    As dorky as he looks all the time. EVERYONE Loves him

  • @jasetwells9335
    @jasetwells9335 7 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "The guy your choking" lolol

  • @NaturalDivineGoddess
    @NaturalDivineGoddess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "That Man
    Would have
    Sold his Soul
    To make you
    HAPPY..
    So what does
    That make
    You?? The Devil.."

    • @wesleo1089
      @wesleo1089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He actually played the devil in Winter’s Tale (2014)

  • @aznpikachu215
    @aznpikachu215 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    2:32 - The guy you're choking. LOL.

  • @mskannan100
    @mskannan100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this was one of my favorite movie, all the time

  • @PS3PS2fan
    @PS3PS2fan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    2:18-2:33 Who else got them Fresh Prince vibes?

  • @TheDocV627
    @TheDocV627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    *the guy you're choking* makes me laugh every time
    \

  • @Fgaentertainment
    @Fgaentertainment 7 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Sail of into the sunset with my girl 😂😂😂😂

  • @gustavoamorim5189
    @gustavoamorim5189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Was looking for this for ages.

  • @balasmj
    @balasmj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    She. Is. Beautiful.

  • @jtjtrs8806
    @jtjtrs8806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Brings back memories

  • @willbass82
    @willbass82 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:06 i swear this saxophone theme is inspired by the show, "Family Matters." Lol

  • @manonmanon5351
    @manonmanon5351 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love Hitch man!!

  • @jeremykiahsobyk102
    @jeremykiahsobyk102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This scene wasn't bad, but I never really agreed with the underlying premise. Hitch gave Albert the nudge and the strategies he needed to start talking and interacting. The rest was just Allegra and Albert. It could have been written in light of that, which still could give Hitch the insight that he needed to lighten up and just be himself with Sara, changing very little about the parallel scene that followed this one.

    • @crisvanfan
      @crisvanfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s pretty much what he said all he does really is give these men the confidence that they need the rest they do on their own

  • @ATP2555ify
    @ATP2555ify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:21 What Chris Rock wishes he could do to Will

    • @azeca0025
      @azeca0025 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No. He dont wish.

  • @decencywarrior9598
    @decencywarrior9598 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    KJ on a gorgeous yacht loaded with chilled champagne -sailing off with a hot woman - what a happy ending - I love the movies 😂.

  • @michaelhuynh4953
    @michaelhuynh4953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Anyone else notice that the way she got Albert to stop choking Hitch was by whistling, which she just said she didn't know how to do?

    • @mpcp27
      @mpcp27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You need to listen to that part of the screen scene again.. She said "back in boarding school she didn't know how to whistle".. Don't know if you have seen the movie but Albert had taught her how to whistle when they went to the basketball game on a date.

  • @danlewis8561
    @danlewis8561 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    A beautiful woman whistles with two fingers for the man to stop. She whistled for the first time in the basketball scene.

  • @jorgeesquiviaescobar4149
    @jorgeesquiviaescobar4149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He came here for you
    Who????
    The guy you're choking 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @charlesmillard596
    @charlesmillard596 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I think a better line would’ve been
    “What did you do”
    “I opened the door. He shoved me aside to get through it”

  • @skylargreenlee01
    @skylargreenlee01 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:24
    Albert: YOU WERE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!!

    • @Annabelle66633
      @Annabelle66633 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "😣😫ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow"

  • @cabahab2996
    @cabahab2996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He gives people confidence to show who they are..x x x x x x

  • @bassfishingwiththeantichri2921
    @bassfishingwiththeantichri2921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Everybody always choking a brotha.

  • @ianbrown7327
    @ianbrown7327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    All I keep thinking when Albert turns up is, “it was the Dukes it was the Dukes “

  • @danlewis8561
    @danlewis8561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Beautiful woman through her fingers! She is very lovely,beautiful,pretty,stunning.

  • @jemmoeller1246
    @jemmoeller1246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My favourite part is when Albert chokes Hitch lol

  • @NaturalDivineGoddess
    @NaturalDivineGoddess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I Love You
    I Love u
    I i i i Really
    Love You
    I Love You
    I Love u More
    I'm telling you
    More.. I Really Do.."

  • @dannyhassam6514
    @dannyhassam6514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Boat scenes are always cool.

  • @0megacron
    @0megacron 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As far as I could tell from what we saw in the movie, all Hitch gave guys was two things they might not have otherwise... an opportunity to get noticed, and the confidence to use that opportunity. That is usually the hardest part for us guys to get right. You and the girl could be soulmates, but if that initial connection is missed, none of it matters.

    • @Cortesevasive
      @Cortesevasive หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its a movie. Concept of a soulmate is weak

  • @OarsmanPower
    @OarsmanPower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Amber is beautiful 💓

  • @NaturalDivineGoddess
    @NaturalDivineGoddess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "So wait
    That
    That
    Stuff
    Worked
    For You??
    It was ADORABLE!!"

    • @THERSC216
      @THERSC216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Translation: the nerdy stuff I told him not to do was way better than the suave shit.

  • @JRams-ix6bt
    @JRams-ix6bt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    People fail to realize that hitch's main job was to practice slap Albert a few times in this movie just so he can slap the shit out Chris rock at the Oscars

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront ปีที่แล้ว +1

      turns out Will DID have the makings of a varsity slapper

    • @davidwallgren7575
      @davidwallgren7575 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop, just stop, okay?

    • @JRams-ix6bt
      @JRams-ix6bt ปีที่แล้ว

      @davidwallgren7575 Ok I'll never do it again I'm sorry.. you forgive me?

  • @via-anghelmagahum2586
    @via-anghelmagahum2586 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hitch’s job is just to one get the guy noticed and two give him confidence

  • @Megalith79
    @Megalith79 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “He came here for you!”
    *_”WHO?!”_*

    • @jaredruff9823
      @jaredruff9823 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ThE gUy YoU'rE cHoKiNg, YoU iDiOt!!

  • @shogrran
    @shogrran 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Could have just said "just the boardroom apparently" - that would have been a better reply.

    • @develynseether4426
      @develynseether4426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They had already established that he got Ellegra to notice Albert, the rest was pure Albert. The stuff they mentioned not to mention the 'eggnog' and shooting him down, thats gotta be one of best Albert bits.

  • @cruzehistoria
    @cruzehistoria 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Very good!

  • @jasonluong3862
    @jasonluong3862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love you
    I love you
    This is not my boat.

  • @spomusmo2349
    @spomusmo2349 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite rom-com 😊💕

  • @texasboy9036
    @texasboy9036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So this was your plan the whole time huh?? Sail off into the sunset with my girl 😆

  • @fenderstratocastertelecast8479
    @fenderstratocastertelecast8479 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well actually Hitch did a thing for Albert: he created an oportunity as a good consulter... Then Albert manages to do his own stuff (naturally)... And get Allegra to be interest
    Life Is beatiful than that... But we always need a little push

  • @BodaciousWench
    @BodaciousWench 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Gave him the confidence to loan you a pen.

  • @HabitualLine-Stepper
    @HabitualLine-Stepper 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Albert: YOU WERE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!!
    Hitch: 🤪🤪🤪

  • @jaclynschilt4699
    @jaclynschilt4699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Let's be honest. She never would have noticed him in the board room.

  • @JamesLee-sw6ss
    @JamesLee-sw6ss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dating coaches teach guys to get out of their own way because the overall premise of the movie is correct, that any guy has a chance of with any girl. We make up too many excuses, like I'm not hot enough, or rich enough, or tall enough or other stuff that ultimately doesn't matter. 90% of dating coach classes are about working on yourself, and teaching guys how to be confident and love who they are, while simultaneously improving themselves. 10% of it is actual process or technique. It's a waste of time to sit there stalking some girl for weeks at a time.

  • @kevincarroll3914
    @kevincarroll3914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Uh, Albert has anger management problems. Dude assaulted a concession stand (got arrested for it) and then tried to strangle a man.

    • @eaglefang8656
      @eaglefang8656 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If i f*** your woman would you not choke me?

  • @rajenderrajender1360
    @rajenderrajender1360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I like hitch 2 upcoming. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • @BasketBowlers
    @BasketBowlers ปีที่แล้ว

    I like to think Kevin is smiling off camera just before he interrupts their hug.

  • @pinkiepiecupcake7779
    @pinkiepiecupcake7779 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    2:13 So this is your plan the whole time huh?

    • @tellurye
      @tellurye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know I busted out laughing as soon as I saw him. I knew fat guy was gonne ruin it "So, this was your plan the whole time" LOL!!!

  • @ericsantana1184
    @ericsantana1184 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Makes me wanna hire Alex Hitch because I need a real proper relationship with a very special woman. Somebody I regretted not asking out and I went to middle school with her that was 13 years ago I was 12 back then. Now I'm almost reaching my 30s.

  • @natanbarrosfreitas5747
    @natanbarrosfreitas5747 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This movie is so accurate regarding girls that level dating guys most people think as just above them. I see it everyday.

  • @sonicxrich0789
    @sonicxrich0789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:32 The guy your choking!!!

    • @nilesclifford1544
      @nilesclifford1544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kevin James strangles will Smith on the neck With bare hands.

  • @Monster21194
    @Monster21194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow remember this chick from revenge. Totally forgot she was in hitch!

  • @RLSmith-jt8qj
    @RLSmith-jt8qj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "This would never happen in real life" No fucking shit people, it's a 15 year old rom com. It's not supposed to actually represent reality in any form or fashion.

  • @Web-Slinger42
    @Web-Slinger42 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Albert: "Keep my girlfriend's body out of YOUR F*CKING HANDS!"

  • @michaelirving9117
    @michaelirving9117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    No....hell no lol

  • @BatMajor
    @BatMajor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    at least Albert didnt get slapped

  • @fowl37
    @fowl37 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Official power rankings in Hitch
    Angry Albert > Hitch > Asshole in a suit

  • @charleslaw5965
    @charleslaw5965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Give that lady a kiss 😘

  • @gbonkers666
    @gbonkers666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    AV...very beautiful

  • @stepanserdyuk4589
    @stepanserdyuk4589 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    -What did you do?
    -I gave him a pen.

  • @rozellesmall7509
    @rozellesmall7509 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    See we vincy in background....vincy to ma bone

  • @jamesyount2423
    @jamesyount2423 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Allegra/Albert romance was the best part of this movie, much better than Will Smith/Eva Mendez. She had more chemistry with Will Ferrell on The Other Guys honestly.

  • @Ktakahashi18
    @Ktakahashi18 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hitch gave confidence. Thats all he did.

  • @NaturalDivineGoddess
    @NaturalDivineGoddess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Did You
    Put Him
    Up TO
    The Inhaler??"
    He Chunked it
    Right
    Before
    He Kissed Me.."

    • @LDU1982
      @LDU1982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's actually 'he chalked it'

    • @nilesclifford1544
      @nilesclifford1544 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevin James strangling will Smith.

  • @SMP2390
    @SMP2390 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    All he did was to convince him to put his nerves in the corner and show her his true self unapologetically.

  • @REE_III
    @REE_III 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Amber Valletta was insanely gorgeous!

  • @lennartlemmyandresen5164
    @lennartlemmyandresen5164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice boat 👍

  • @marvelousedits692
    @marvelousedits692 ปีที่แล้ว

    So annoyed the score for this movie isn’t available on Spotify or Apple Music

  • @tjt5086
    @tjt5086 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Back when Will smith’s life was less complicated less rich