The Not-so-Unicum Guide to the T-34

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  • Before you ask anything in the comments section, read the description. If you ask anything that has been provided in the description already beforehand, you're dumb or something.
    "Wow you're late again."
    First of all, it's not my job to make shit for you guys. I do this because I enjoy doing this.
    Also. I'm too busy, I can't make videos consecutively within weeks or months. I get pissed off easily too by loss streaks so if I didn't, I would have made pretty much content every other week.
    More Information:
    Anime OP Parodied: Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon
    Original Video Idea and Script Outline: Sliphantom
    Script and Gameplay: HakuDrive/NITORI_Kawashiro
    Video Editing Software: Sony Vegas/Adobe After Effects
    Audio Recording Software: Balabolka/Audacity
    Video Recording Software: DXTory
    Songs Used:
    Aozora no Rapusodi/Rhapsody of the Blue Sky (Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon OP) - fhana
    Autumn Voyage - Old School Runescape
    Gas Gas Gas - Manuel
    Contrary Love (Mitsu Remix) - mitsu
    Extra information:
    No one has yet won the clan-naming contest. So far, the one who may win would be Indigo_Akula_Lancer of SEA. At least he tries by talking to me about the clan name almost every day.

ความคิดเห็น • 220

  • @garrett_with2ts736
    @garrett_with2ts736 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Katyusha playing in the background is beautiful

  • @lyn9264
    @lyn9264 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Dragon maid intro. 10/10

  • @WelcomeToDERPLAND
    @WelcomeToDERPLAND 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that intro was fucking amazing

  • @H2OSakanaIsMyOshi
    @H2OSakanaIsMyOshi 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Unicum guide to T-34: Play it in Blitz.

  • @joemcnulty6814
    @joemcnulty6814 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well I'm repurchasing my t-34 again.

  • @ThatOneMan830
    @ThatOneMan830 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why does the parody make me so fucking happy as a fan of Dragon Maid?

  • @Giorgio.Giordani
    @Giorgio.Giordani 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Speed wagon reference on the intro

  • @majorborngusfluunduch8694
    @majorborngusfluunduch8694 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The intro was fucking delicious!

  • @jalencheng
    @jalencheng 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That O-Ni really did 1 damage

  • @thebrowniesaur22
    @thebrowniesaur22 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I keep coming back to this video just to watch the intro

  • @ByzantineFalcon
    @ByzantineFalcon 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    A worthy successor to Sliphantom. Wish someone did these for console.

  • @pillowfaceguy832
    @pillowfaceguy832 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    can't get enough of that intro

  • @notvoina
    @notvoina 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    *The 2nd music ( the soviet one ) is actually katiusha GuP instrumental*

  • @Pete-A
    @Pete-A 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    0:02 what was that about my mother's vibrator?

    • @HakuDrive
      @HakuDrive  7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      10/10 decoded

  • @Hoi4ofgender
    @Hoi4ofgender 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    A good trick for getting the zis-4 57mm gun early is to play the kv1 tech tree and reaserch the gun on the t-28 to save time

  • @Flugmorph
    @Flugmorph 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    sam fucking destroyed me. animu for laifu

  • @Poggle566
    @Poggle566 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm really really good at doing badly in this tank.

  • @boss9mustang404
    @boss9mustang404 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the addition of the Katyusha march in the background. Great vid 10/10
    * Happy Katyusha noises*

  • @ErisAlter
    @ErisAlter 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    GuP background music 10/10

  • @thewisewolf8483
    @thewisewolf8483 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had doubts about this channel,Untill i saw the intro,then the subscribe button on my screen was destroyed

  • @kingwolf5534
    @kingwolf5534 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I may hate anime but these guides are some of the best I've found,and the King of guides sliphantom has stopped playing Wot.

  • @hansyang1697
    @hansyang1697 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Such a HYPE intro!

  • @LeonardoBarral73014
    @LeonardoBarral73014 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:38 really got me🤣
    It means "bitch fuck"lol🤣

  • @QQ-fb1ri
    @QQ-fb1ri 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Quality opening

  • @XtremEXGaming58
    @XtremEXGaming58 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    What s your graphics card?Great video.Keep up the good work.

  • @houmsemd
    @houmsemd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    watching this while waiting for WoT to finish updating

  • @akatoshdragon-godoftime5619
    @akatoshdragon-godoftime5619 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The amount of JoJo references is agressively autistic, and I like it.

  • @KoolKyurem25
    @KoolKyurem25 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    T-34 is best tenk. Love my T-34/57. Kicks ass with a 2 sec reload, like a better Matilda, that sacrifices a small amount of effective armor for a lot of speed

  • @jameswighton5949
    @jameswighton5949 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love this pls keep them coming

  • @obinator9065
    @obinator9065 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The dpm is so good I carried a game on it.
    The armor was angled and I bounced an Oi experimental and destroyed him, haha
    they called me hacker, while it's just the Stalinium and his hammer making it so stronk.

  • @davethompson3326
    @davethompson3326 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just gone back to my T34, nut I eem to have learned how to play it a bit now

  • @StabbySabby
    @StabbySabby 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    i use the 76mm on the t-34, i always stick to the TD's and behind the bushes, as soon as the enemy gets in sight, snipe em with the TDs

  • @66Rokers
    @66Rokers 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm dead at the very start

  • @Shadogun
    @Shadogun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That intro is the most glorious thing I have witnessed since when I unlocked the KV2, 4 years ago

  • @barrybend7189
    @barrybend7189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kobayashi's tank maid.

  • @StarkRaven59
    @StarkRaven59 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Soup is a perfectly acceptable place to be at.
    So long as you're not buying clothes there.

  • @Solid007Snake
    @Solid007Snake 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Best intro of All time !!
    Btw I love the dragon anime xD

    • @Andrewlik
      @Andrewlik 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've had that theme song stuck in my head for 2 weeks

    • @lorandsilye1464
      @lorandsilye1464 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely, I laughed so hard, I still do tho...

  • @goldy_ag4578
    @goldy_ag4578 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Notice my T34 packed 2446 DPM without competences or equipement...

  • @FallaciousDreams
    @FallaciousDreams 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh baby a triple

  • @asa-em9zm
    @asa-em9zm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love anime. The moment I saw the intro I immediately had to sub.
    Ur awesome.

  • @StarGundam007
    @StarGundam007 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah T-34 series is a great learner thank for mediums. heck i still have my dinky T-34.

  • @nixnix22
    @nixnix22 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    best t5 tank ever

  • @soviet_tank_lover
    @soviet_tank_lover 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy shit, I knew I was shit in WOT but not on this scale.

  • @EmperorNefarious1
    @EmperorNefarious1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I ran binos instead of the gld. just spam and you will hit enough if the range is short. or be patient at long range... the binos let you be useful in a late game carry or when bottom tier

  • @Goofygooberston
    @Goofygooberston 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dropped a like instantly for both the dragon maid intro and the megumin explosion.

  • @lukejones5429
    @lukejones5429 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know a benefit for having the t 34 you get to skip the t 50 above it

  • @cryingweevil4345
    @cryingweevil4345 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was actually really hrlpful.

  • @mariebcfhs9491
    @mariebcfhs9491 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    shituational awareness

  • @Apachesoyo
    @Apachesoyo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    miss Joseph Stalin's t-34 maid

  • @dariusrusu9203
    @dariusrusu9203 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    T-34 for ever

  • @ifciprian
    @ifciprian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This is the best you made 'till now, in my opinion. Keep up the good job 👌🏻

    • @supertrinigamer
      @supertrinigamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ifciprian 👍🏻👍🏼👍🏽👍🏾👍🏾👍🏿

  • @Emplay1
    @Emplay1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    that death :#

  • @roninriddim
    @roninriddim 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rip type t34 mobility.

  • @nitsu2947
    @nitsu2947 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stalinium tank

  • @jrapcdaikari
    @jrapcdaikari 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Crusader tank pls? DEUS VULT!!!!!

    • @megumin2704
      @megumin2704 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Paladin Colt inb4 Rosehip jokes

    • @reidf8506
      @reidf8506 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You talking mad shit for someone within crusading distance

    • @ColonizedEthan
      @ColonizedEthan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's just a T-34 with gun depression

  • @kingwolf5534
    @kingwolf5534 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't fucking hate anime,I just moderately hate it.

  • @user-go1sl6rd7u
    @user-go1sl6rd7u 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    high quality content and on par with slip's guides my man

    • @HakuDrive
      @HakuDrive  7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shit I failed then if I was on par with Slip. I am to be better than him and everyone else.

  • @Christian---
    @Christian--- 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pls do ELC pls pls
    The shit you can do with that drifting cruise missile is ridiculous

  • @user-bc7ce6oc9z
    @user-bc7ce6oc9z 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    hmm that opening

  • @novumxxii4600
    @novumxxii4600 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:13 - I don't know what i'm surprised more, the fact that T-34 bounce O-Ni shot, or that you bounced a 1 damage from that O-Ni

  • @moonmoonbirdcpt
    @moonmoonbirdcpt 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    >not showing GuP's footage for BEST VODKA
    fail

    • @HakuDrive
      @HakuDrive  7 ปีที่แล้ว

      moonmoonbirdcpt Best vodka? What the fuck are you talking about? I don't think vodka was associated to underaged girls at all in GuP. Sorry for "failing" you then. And I bet you disliked the video for that "failure".

  • @cnemesys2156
    @cnemesys2156 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I dare you to do the unicum guide to the G 1-R. I double dare you!

  • @TehMADGunner
    @TehMADGunner 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely adore the T-34. I haven't played it in a while, but I managed to get three barrel marks just by grinding out all the other vehicles that come from it. It's just such an enjoyable little tank to play

    • @HakuDrive
      @HakuDrive  7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's lovely!

  • @Red_Scar
    @Red_Scar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chinese Type T34 VS the Russian T34
    Who will Win?

  • @happyavocado5256
    @happyavocado5256 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I subscribe because of the intro

  • @TheMasterStratagem
    @TheMasterStratagem 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best gun on the t34 is the german 88 fight me

  • @s3dchr
    @s3dchr 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Got like 4-5 thousand battles on my T-34's crew and they fire their ZiS-4 faster than yours without a gun rammer :P Got optics on it instead of that.
    DA TOVARISH!!

  • @beachoperator666
    @beachoperator666 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    do a tiger 2 one please

  • @DavidMMC1420
    @DavidMMC1420 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damm! You always put some fine music at the end!!

  • @itsprofessorcreeper2839
    @itsprofessorcreeper2839 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Noice intro

  • @DavidYJMoon
    @DavidYJMoon 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    at 3:40 he had 666 damga

  • @vojtakryspin2096
    @vojtakryspin2096 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10/10 gulag workers would have to recommend this. The intro was godlike! nice one m8!

    • @HakuDrive
      @HakuDrive  7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unfortunately 16 other people (and four alt accounts) disliked it so much. I can't please everyone but fortunately, the majority were entertained.

  • @philippw.4757
    @philippw.4757 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thats my humor

  • @Bruno-G
    @Bruno-G 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL girls und panzers pravda sound haha nice

  • @Romanov117
    @Romanov117 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    M4 Sherman Unicum Guide plz?

  • @e100tank9
    @e100tank9 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is the music Katyusha the Girls und Panzer version?

  • @atlasdgen
    @atlasdgen 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I find it funny coz people needs a guide for this pew pew tank.... it just goes... pew pew pew pew pew pew... hide..................... pew pew pew pew.... kill tenk..

  • @johnhighway9397
    @johnhighway9397 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You unironically make the best guides fam! Would love to see a Tiger guide next!

  • @ColonizerChan
    @ColonizerChan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Praise Patton

    • @HakuDrive
      @HakuDrive  7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Colonizer-Chan In my opinion, I dislike Patton lol
      Just cuz he could be a douche

  • @waifuracer6516
    @waifuracer6516 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I bought this shit to fuck around in platoon, accidentally 3 marked it. Its the fucking e25 in tier 5 with a turret :D

  • @jellevanbeek9637
    @jellevanbeek9637 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol? playing wot and rs?:P your my kind of gamer!love your vids plz upload more

  • @GewelReal
    @GewelReal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That intro is actually lit 👌

  • @phuri5636
    @phuri5636 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chi-Ri! Japanese peashooter pew-pew-pew machine!

  • @no00ob
    @no00ob 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I laughed so hard good one. you are not same the others who make these unoffical unicum guides pump them out all the Time with bad jokes... but youre special... lol

    • @HakuDrive
      @HakuDrive  7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I strive to be the best. The others seem to gain more attention than me. I wonder why.

  • @mufflepuffles7881
    @mufflepuffles7881 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now i feel really filthy for having a 3 skill crew and 100% MoE in this thing. KappaPride

  • @w0lf667
    @w0lf667 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:36 M4 _Shiman_ xD

  • @Rustycannon7734
    @Rustycannon7734 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i dont know if you have it but if you do, please do the firefly ;)

  • @joelbeaudoin2761
    @joelbeaudoin2761 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    just saying Matilda BP has a reload speed of 1.9 seconds

  • @hakdov6496
    @hakdov6496 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Do not equip a rammer. Your reload will be faster than your aiming time and make you miss more often. GLD, Vents, and Binocs - so you can play scout when bottom tier.

    • @boskodelic8907
      @boskodelic8907 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Equip a gun rammer so you can spam the living shit out of people and get 3 marks like me and dont use GLD but binos

    • @Diamonddogusa
      @Diamonddogusa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      higher dpm is always good. In close quarters (hull to hull or otherwise close) the aim time isn't important but rate of fire is critical.

    • @snowisthebestweather
      @snowisthebestweather 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Use a rammer and don't just hold down the fire button at long range. Aim between shots at longer ranges. Up close, the extra RoF is always useful.

    • @HakuDrive
      @HakuDrive  7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      THERE ARE MANY CHOICES OF EQUIPMENTS TO UH EQUIP IN THIS VERSATILE VEHICLE SO GO USE WHATEVER SUITS YOU BEST OR SOMETHING

  • @cannonfodder4376
    @cannonfodder4376 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That intro... fucking amazing. Great video as always, I look forward to the next one.

  • @machaiping
    @machaiping 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I prefer T-34/85 though. Because this tank has such useless crew layout, especially more so when Soviet tanks drops Radioman completely from almost all tanks at about tier 8, and I'm more of Crusader player.
    Still good.
    PS. And I sold my PzIII/IV when Wargaming suddenly decided to ninja buff it, damn it!

  • @beregg9159
    @beregg9159 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absoloutly love the intro

  • @frankb389
    @frankb389 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got a master in this today! (two marked now LOL)

  • @zkave1899
    @zkave1899 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    T34 say cyka blyat im the best

  • @filipioan3544
    @filipioan3544 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    URAAAAA

  • @mrmustache8735
    @mrmustache8735 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This was hilarious. I died of laughter at 1:44 ;)

  • @matthewrodriguez9746
    @matthewrodriguez9746 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whats the background song on 1:54

  • @alloutlife88
    @alloutlife88 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:35 That A BLYAAAT got me XDDDDDD

  • @Reshi0
    @Reshi0 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    kobayashi-san chi no panzer dragon 😂👌
    i should really try out the t-34 someday, that damn intro's a masterpiece 👍

  • @huyueo
    @huyueo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got 3rd mark on T-34
    You should aim not shot like machine gun.
    I got 2700dmg by little killing machine T-34
    lol