Jimmy lost 4 children and we all thought that was a lot, then you look at lizzie who had a kill count of 9, she really helped the goblin over population a bit
The secret why none of the other members lost so many children is that they didn't bother to carry them in their offhand all the time as the rule demanded
3:00 for those that don't know what happened, the place she was aiming at was out of placement range so the button she thought would place the block yeeted the child
Lizzie trying to be careful but aims poorly and yeets another child: “NOOO!!!” *sharp intake of breath* “I’m never going to financially recover from this.”
You should of seen what happened when Oli accidentally baked his child in a cake 😂😂😂. What's funnier is that Oli ATE it, AND convinced Shelby too as well!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
can't believe the person who made the compilation left out oli's goblin children smh /j gone but kinda forgotten, gunk, gunk, gunk, gunk, gunk, grunky, joe hills, gregory hersch from succession, scrote, and scrote
Remember when Oli baked a cake, with the goblin child as the egg? And it got worse with Oli AND Shubble EATING THE CAKE!!! I laughed so hard that day, wish they included that in the video 😂😂😂
Okay honestly some of them where just actually trying to be careful, Jim just knew what would happen and he still see threw the child, I mean man gotta feel bad for Lizzie, she lost 9 goblin children.
2:19 HOLD ON so that crash on Martyn's stream back on the day of the big Hermitcraft stream was just a happy coincidence? And NOT just LORE shenanigans? Martyn is *THE* Lore guy!
Yeah, the video didnt include the goblin cake that oli made on stream that i'm pretty sure shelby ate, now don't quote me on this im not sure if she really did but i have heard she eats souls so i wouldn't put it past her Oli definitely ate it though
They missed out on Oli's kids. He lost a total of 15 goblin children
One of which got baked into a cake and eaten!
Oh, really?!
This vid was released long before Oli posted his 4th and final video. But, yes, it is missing
@@KitsukiiPlays he did it on stream aswell, and it was quite the fun joke on twitter for a while.
LOL
Lizzie's is mildly horrendous especially when you take into consideration it was all one episode. 9 children in ONE episode
Yea but Olli lost 15…
But it was, to be fair, a truly hilarious episode. 😂
@@Yeshanu that it was my friend
how does one even lose so many children so quickly? i must know, for a friend, of course.
@@bygoneinnocence Honestly no idea
Jimmy lost 4 children and we all thought that was a lot, then you look at lizzie who had a kill count of 9, she really helped the goblin over population a bit
9 is barely any compared to the 15 Oli managed to kill off
@@thecrimsonking3823 facts 🤣
Gotta feel bad for Lizzie, she wasn’t even trying to be ruthless like eh hm…. Mr. Ken aka solidaritygaming.
Olie lost 15
The way that past jimmy and present jimmy both laugh at martyn's jokes
I mean, it IS Martyn, so I don’t blame them
i was literally looking for this comment😂
The secret why none of the other members lost so many children is that they didn't bother to carry them in their offhand all the time as the rule demanded
They also didn't adopt anymore than 1 kid. Lizzie, Oli, and Jimmy kept adopting.
3:00 for those that don't know what happened, the place she was aiming at was out of placement range so the button she thought would place the block yeeted the child
Lizzie trying to be careful but aims poorly and yeets another child: “NOOO!!!” *sharp intake of breath* “I’m never going to financially recover from this.”
Isn’t the block reach five blocks though? That was only four
😂😂😂😂 I'm dead. Shelby throwing the child at the warden and telling it to take it is the funniest thing I've seen all day.
fWhip: “HOW DARE YOU!!!!”
You should of seen what happened when Oli accidentally baked his child in a cake 😂😂😂. What's funnier is that Oli ATE it, AND convinced Shelby too as well!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Note: DO NOT let the empires members near any goblin children in the future
Correction, ANY children, at all, Jimmy will just fall off a bridge or something with one… or 4.
@@A_ManThats-Purple- Oli will bake a cake with them.
you guys are great parents wdym? you totally didnt throw away like 43 babies in total..
My god. I wasn’t counting-
Did you count Oli's?
I dont know much about the lore regarding the warden but im pretty sure sacrificing your child wont make it go away
1:10
shubble throws her child out of fear. "TAKE MY CHILD! AHHHH"
Scott in the background: did you just yeet the baby at it!?
4:10 you can sorta hear/see joel fighting the urge to morder the chicken
"I only threw like 5 children!" He says, as if that is a remotely okay statement in any other context
5:56 This is the most coordinating laugh I heard from 2 Jimmys. Lol
I watched this clip like 20 times...
can't believe the person who made the compilation left out oli's goblin children smh /j gone but kinda forgotten, gunk, gunk, gunk, gunk, gunk, grunky, joe hills, gregory hersch from succession, scrote, and scrote
Oli doesn’t do schedules
5:56 past and present jimmy laughing in sync
If you think 9 is bad wait to you learn how many Oli lost
14 children and a cake
I think we can all agree Sausage was the only decent parent this whole series 😂
The least surprising empires reveal
@@enkays_den truly
Grian has the same thing as Martin but instead when a falling block falls he crashes
Fwhip must have gotten a lot of raw gold blocks.🎉😂😂😂
At least 200, so far as I know
1:05 turned his child into a chicken AND THERE'S EVEN MORE
Noted : never let shubble take care of a child in anywhere scary
Oli baked at least one into a pie
I saw this and I was like ‘oh this is gonna be good’ 😈😭
@1:50 LOL... "Inter-dimensional slip~&~slide" - Where tH was THAT when I was 10?!? (; Or geez even NOW I'd throw down on 1 of those! 😆
If i was Lizzie and Joel's child,id be very worried
Remember when Oli baked a cake, with the goblin child as the egg? And it got worse with Oli AND Shubble EATING THE CAKE!!! I laughed so hard that day, wish they included that in the video 😂😂😂
It's funny that I got an ad for GoDaddy after a video of people being horrible parents to goblin children.
I was laughing all the way through this. I've seen these before but watching in a compilation is hilarious. Oli's were really funny too
"TAKE MY CHILD!" *turns around and runs*😂😂😂
3:13 I thought they ate the child
As someone who has never watched Empires SMP...
I am very confused. 😂
Good.
Same here 🤣
EXCUSE ME?? i am truly and deeply offended😂
6:28 absolutely killed me, I laughed so hard my stomach hurt😂
"I don't think kill is the right term, I think aggressively played with is probably a berrer terminology" (5:40)
Just absolutely amazing.
i actually thought it was gonna be lizzie for 6 minutes
Lizzie killed half of the entire goblin race in one episode
3:02 she didnt reach for the stone block, so she yeeted the child, instead of placing the block.
6:56 the most British way to say “water” 😂
Okay honestly some of them where just actually trying to be careful, Jim just knew what would happen and he still see threw the child, I mean man gotta feel bad for Lizzie, she lost 9 goblin children.
OMG THANK YOU FOR REACTING TO MY VIDEO JIMMY, I WAS LITERALLY SCREAMING WHEN I SAW THE NOTIFICATION POP UP, IM SO GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT
Gosh, these people may be the best content creators. But maybe not the best parents. They might have to go to some sort of therapy-
Ahaha the one where Scott turned the goblin Child into a chicken was sooo funny and than Joel also did it too
I don't think Lizzy realized that you didn't have to get a replacement child after you yeet him.
2:19 HOLD ON so that crash on Martyn's stream back on the day of the big Hermitcraft stream was just a happy coincidence? And NOT just LORE shenanigans? Martyn is *THE* Lore guy!
Empires was probably one of my favorite smps out there. I miss it!
Shelbys was the greatest 😭😭😭
Great mom award goes to Lizzy
Yeah, the video didnt include the goblin cake that oli made on stream that i'm pretty sure shelby ate, now don't quote me on this im not sure if she really did but i have heard she eats souls so i wouldn't put it past her
Oli definitely ate it though
This is gonna be good
Dang it now I wish I kept up with the empire series I started getting behind like 3/4 in then I stopped entirely
This is the equivalent of parents swinging a child to entertain the, and accidentally letting go
Lesson learn dont let elizabeth/lizzie have children
LDShadowLadys gonna be in prison for LIFE! She killed 9 kids
And yet, still less than Oli in one stream
Martyn was having so much fun wiping away your money!!!
Where to watch Ldshadow ladys part i didn't see that in here vids
I forget what animal it is but gem reminded me of it when she threw her child into danger and ran
Jimmy looks so traumatized in the first clip
Yeetus that fetus
I watched Lizzies vid the day it came out. One of the best days of my life. I was dying laughing
As they say *YEETUS THE FEETUS*
7:01 is that mezealea?
The fact most of this compilation is lizzie martyn and timmy is on brand
Will there be a season 3??? Btw I think your amazing! 😊❤
haha
Still dieing at Lizzie's 🤣
I love how most of these are jimmy and lizzie
My age just happen to be like lizzys kids count
Mayby its safe to say That Lizzy (LdShadowlady) isnt ready to be a mom (And by that i mean she yeated 9 children....)
What if the empire's join dance mom, That will be interesting.. 🤔
how is lizzie btw? she hasn’t uploaded in a while.
luv your videos btw 🫶🏽❤️
There's so much murderer in this video matur
Nobody needs a child.
Da babies: aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh😱
Poor goblin kids, why 😭
Olli turned one into a cake....
And ate it...
why were the goblin children eggs
Lizzie lost the most children
Child's!? 👁️👄👁️
Is this season 2 ?
I want Jimmy to babysit hermis😂
Why did joey quit so early before the end of empires like he missed alot of empires.
I mean, in all of your defense, it's kind of Fwhip's fault for making the children throwable.
I already watched Shelby’s clip a dozen of times and IT’S NEVER NOT FUNNY!
I don't think the warden accepts sacrifices Shelby 😅
A seven minute short?
THAT’S LIZZIE FOR YOU BROTHER
Hehe
Lizzie is a terrible parent😂
Haha
Tip one: don’t let minecrafters have children😂
At least Martin it's a better IRL Dad did I Minecraft Dad
hi
I spent all of season 2 watching you guys be child abusers
lol
Lizzie is the worst parent and yet she can be trusted to run an empire 😂😂
yep u bad
9
Does anyon ship Katharine and jimmy