Omg I’m so sorry for the clip that played a billion times in a row!! That’s totally my bad, I accidentally added it multiple times without realizing it. Please tell your ears I apologize 🙏🏻 😭
She’s laying the groundwork to claim an autism or adhd diagnosis. She’s sprinkling buzzwords into her normal prattle. Losing track of time, liking pressure, sleeping with curled hands are all correlated with neurodivergence
@@Bicth97hundred percent not autistic, not at all! My autism antennas don’t sense ANY autism vibes from her and usually they go off as soon as I see and hear another autistic person.
No way in hell did she say she was beautiful. She could have said her shirt, hair, outfit, whatever was beautiful. There is no way she would call her beautiful. It's so unprofessional and she could easily get fired for that. I work at a small town Dr office and I know that I could get fired for that because it's so frowned upon and everyone in any medical setting knows that.
Amber is so bored with life she's just pulling out anything out of her butt shelf to make her life appear interesting. I do get comments like you said, but it's usually about my hair (I have curly hair) or the bag I have that day. But beautiful? Nope 😂😂😂
It does make you wonder if it's a purposeful troll & she says it as often as she does as middle finger to everyone that calls her liar, because she knows that the only nickname she's been given on this platform that has nothing to do with her weight is "Liarlynn". This "era" is the most insufferable yet, between the weird Valley Girl way she makes everything she says sound like a question & constantly referring to herself as "your girl" & "girly pop" & the incessant need to make everyone believe she's a sexual person🤮🤮None of us need that visual considering it's been confirmed that despite free bleeding for 2 years, for 1 of those years, she didn't bath, AT ALL & when living w/Destiny in hot & humid Florida, no bathing for 2+ months. She's vile.
It’s crazy how she has more respect for this imaginary valentine girl than she did for Beck. Also, we all know that the tech did not hit on Amber. That’s unprofessional nor does anyone think that lol
That's *exactly* what she's doing 😭 autism and ADHD must be trending on her TikTok, just like BPD was trending for that month that she made her BPD diagnosis her whole personality 💀 If she really liked feeling pressure/compression then *why hasn't she tried compression socks or leggings for her swollen legs* in the whole ten years that she's left her lymphedema go untreated? Compression is one of the best ways to manage lymphedema (aside from not eating yourself to 600lbs and becoming bedbound) so I find it very suspicious that she has *never* tried compression on her legs when she enjoys the feeling so much 🙄
Health professional said she’s so beautiful. FBI Frank complimented her on her following. Random man offers to cook her dinner. It’s the grandiose fairy tales she really thinks everyone believes.
Last August she came on line and said she was in love with/started a relationship with an online person. She then said she hooked up with Faline and this alleged person was going to have to deal with it. Then the alleged person dumped her. Guess that wasn't cheating either. Or the person was fake to try and make Faline jealous and it didn't work.
"The mammothgram lady say i have a pretty face" My hypothesis is the lady just say "the weather is really pretty today" and of course the moon of universe think it's flirting 😂😂😂
Knowing our VainLynn and how self-conscious she is, what probably happened is that our queen probably said after the mammogram something like "oh my god, I look so ugly, I'm sorry" (because that's obviously the most important thing at health check up), and the technician probably said "oh no, you're not".
@@lornarettig3215 it’s probably because she know she’s extremely undesirable so she has to make up these scenarios (or greatly misconstrue normal human interactions) so she can “prove” she’s actually desirable
Ive had a nurse tell me she liked my outfit but never describe me as "pretty". When i was in hospital recently she said "hey youre looking like youre feeling better. Are you ok? You comfortable!" Even got me a fresh blanket "just in case". Amber is a lah as usual. If her nurse said that it was unprofessional
About 45 years ago, I had to get stitches in my chin. I was a teenager & I was scared. The doctor told me she was going to do her best so I wouldn't have a scar. Then she said it would be a shame to have a scar on such a pretty face. She was being nice & trying to keep me calm. I didn't feel she was inappropriate or anything at all. She was being nice...45 years later, I still appreciate her kindness. 😊
That is extremely sweet! But I feel like the way amberlynn's doctor worded it in a way that it was unprofessional. It kind of sounded like she was hitting on her even though she said she wasn't.
My doctor told me to go to a MedClinic since my insurance will not cover Zepbound. So now I’m on compound, been on it for a month. They didn’t require blood work, most dont. Even an obesity doctor that I talk to said she doesn’t require it because there’s nothing on normal blood work that would disqualify you from taking it.
Mammograms: no big deal! Only take a few minutes. Slight discomfort then it’s done. One of the easiest medical screenings you’ll ever have. I don’t know who is telling her it’s so painful, it’s nothing.
Every woman I know who has had one *and* has small bewbs says it hurts 😭 I'm scared because I, myself am part of the itty-bitty-titty committee and since they have to flatten and squeeze the area, it makes sense to me that smaller ones would be harder and more painful to scan 😭 Can anyone with small bewbs put my mind at rest or does it really hurt more the smaller they are? 😭
And from what I can tell she is still smoking thc. It frustrates me she will never better herself. The very end where she does the questions and comments she always looks high as the sky and blames it on being exhausted
As some who works in marketing, 2 things about her sponsorship story irk me so much. 1 - she wouldn’t have been promoting drugs!! She would have been promoting a tele-health company! Legally, there’s a big difference there. Anyone who used her affiliate link wouldn’t have just been buying meds, they’d be signing on with the company and working with a dr 2 - if this company is actually legit and is spending budget on influencer marketing, their marketing team knows how and where they can promote when it comes to social media channels. I agree it would have been stupid to do the sponsorship, but her whole story is BS. She was already failing semaglutide and that’s why she backed out.
I was yelling at my TV. Hubby said I should not watch Amber stuff if I am going to get so upset. But then he heard her say “ mammal-gram “. Rage is warranted.
ngl i love ur recaps bc you play along with what amber's saying. so many reaction channels are just like "she's lying" and move on, it's fun to have someone who is willing to entertain her lmao
She didn’t cross all her T’s if she didn’t realize TH-cam might not allow that A and B who signs a contract before knowing if they can 100% do it based on their platform.
That’s what I was yelling at Pookie. I think she thinks it meant actually signing the contract. Not contacting a lawyer to make sure she knew she was signing something that she wants to sign.
Amber is being very immature about the procedure of the technician having to manipulate her breast, that is normal procedure. Something about the way she says MAMMOgram actually pisses me off. Those chicken chips sound and look like dog treats, wtf.
The imaginary compliments are part of her wanting to be infantilised. The more I see of her, the more I'm convinced she wants to be seen and treated like a child, maybe even on a subconscious level. Ive had serious health issues all my life. As a kid, staff might say 'youre pretty' or 'youre brave' as a means of distraction/reassurance/confidence building. Once I hit my teens, this (quite rightly) stopped. That nurse said nothing of the sort to Amber. Especially after that type of procedure. Shes obsessed with people being 'proud' of her and saying shes pretty like they would a child. The laaygo, the colouring, the 'girlypop', the obsession with disorders she perceives as cute or quirky - its all part of the same desperate need to be coddled like an infant. She hates her real, unappealing health problems but embraces imaginary ones she sees on tiktok or through acquaintances and thinks are fashionable (hence ASMR 'diagnosis'). It all feeds into the same desire not to be an adult - never got her driving license, is 'nervous' or scared to do or try anything new etc She wants to be a kid.
These Salty Sunday series are great, I really look forward to them after my work week ends ❤ Definitely my favorite reaction channel, we don't deserve you! 🎉
2:57 its literally what I've been talking about her speaking a lot like the ASD experience. I bet she's watchinf a lot of Autistic/ADHD content creators... Shes doing it a lot
Hi Salty!!! I don't usually comment but I wanted to let you know that I'm totally interested in a video on what's going on with glitter & lasers! Happy Salty Sunday gorls !!!!!
Amber has also never dumped anyone. Sounds like valentine was having fun faking this relationship with ALR and ghosted her after ALR made plans to move her in and then she disappeared and since nobody knows who this person was ALR can say whatever she wants about how it ended
The person coming to visit is 100% Alexis. Idk if you've mentioned her on your channel. Alexis Oas started popping up commenting on her social media. Idk about Instagram but she commented on ALRs Facebook and tiktok and they sent cringy flirty comments back and forth. I know amberlynn made one of those "ask me questions" Instagram things where she mentioned her, something about "my best friend, she's too good for this world, we are connected spiritually" or some shit. Alexis went to bat in comments sections for a bit, then posted a tiktok about "the amberverse is talking about me" then she deleted it and disappeared the second valentine showed up. Literally the day after amberlynn announced breaking up with valentine*, Alexis started popping up in her tiktok comments. It also all lines up with Amberlynn's buzz ball party girl persona, which she crafted to appeal to her specifically, her social media posts have a lot of pics from bars or clubs or parties or wtf ever. The return of the buzz ball was marked by Alexis re-emerging. I don't necessarily think they're dating. Amber was definitely interested in her but Alexis was always posting about missing her ex, and I believe she got back together with said ex around the same time she disappeared and "valentine" came into existence 😂 Edit: accidentally wrote wifey instead of valentine once lol
My theory is that she pretended Valentine existed til she found a REAL person, then ‘broke up’ with Tiny so she could start telling us about this new person
There is no chance she just "had a gut feeling" and checked the ToS.... either they dropped her when they realized she wasn't actually losing weight, or she realized it would be actual work and backed out
If Amber slept flat on her back (physically impossible with that shelf-butt) *and* had pillows and blankets on top of her chest, the sleep apnea would take her 💀
@@penelopep.maggie5976 when I sit on my couch a pillow won’t sit on my chest or stomach. Why you ask? Because I’m a healthy weight and not the size of a grizzly bear.
She always praises her new girlfriemds to high heavens, they are always soooo perfect and great. And once they break up they didnt give their all and were so bad and its a weight off her chest. Maybe she should stop deluding herself into thinking she is inlove with people she doesnt even know
In her video-within-a-video, she says “a credible company reached out to me” but if this was filmed with their sponsorship and to PROMOTE THEM, wouldn’t she SAY THEIR NAME? This is all 100% lies. If I hadn’t seen it myself, I’d think she was lying about the Amazon warehouse too.
Dotted the 'i's, crossed the 't's, signed the contract ... then realized that pushing pharmaceutical on her TH-cam channel is against the terms? I call bull$hite
Her food choices are seriously malignant, remember the Chicken pot pie side of potatoes and gravy and macaroni and cheese? I looked at the calories/fat calories in just a Marie Calendar frozen chicken pie it's a very high percentage of fat
Why in the clip she filmed FOR the company does she refer to it as “a company” why didn’t she say the name? The whole point is that they’re sponsoring her, correct?
Those purse straps "breaking" are so easy to fix, you just need a pair of jewlery pliers to open or close the links but we know girlieplop isnt a "bobby the builder" gurl
I would love to see her answer questions like.. How many people were blocked during the “first 30 questions” we gathered? Because.. THEY WERE THE ONLY ANSWERS THAT ANY OF US ARE INTERESTED IN!!! How do you feel about your viewers liking your exes so much more than you? How do you justify not getting therapy when you have stated how much it improved your life and ED?
I have a theory about that bizarre ma’am-oh-graham story. I think she has finally ACTUALLY met a potential caretaker who might be a mammogram tech and that story was laying the groundwork for how she met someone SO fast after the breakup with the non existent relationship. Her description of what the mammogram was like reminded me of in 40 year old virgin when he describes boobs as “bags of sand.”
Girl, you don't fall in love with someone you never actually meet. It seems like her whole life is an online life. That makes her so disconnected with real people and real life.
ok listen this is my very very off-the-wall theory but as a lesbian sometimes I feel like AL is overcompensating and faking it. maybe bc she feels like women are easier to manipulate in relationships and the "lesbian card" can be used to protect against criticism. if she is truly a lesbian, I am disappointed. that's all
I used to work at a camp, and I was in charge of one of the buses, getting kids to and from. We were talking about dreams once, like the third day of camp, because we had the longest bus ride out of the whole camp, and we needed to kill time. One of our new campers, like he's been to the camp a total of 3 days, interrupts someone else's story to say, 'Once, when I was a baby, I had a dream where I was fighting aliens.... and ::other kid on the bus:: was there!'. He met him 3 days prior, not as a baby. We all knew he was lying and pointed it out right away. It was STILL more believable than a lot of what comes outta her mouth. And he was 8.
Not acting acting clueless with those packsts . Amber acts like shes never seen the do not eat packets she eats jerky im sure shes seen them numerous times Cmn now 🙄
Gosh, if she’s gonna make up a story about getting complimented atleast make it sound real. No health professional is going to say “Im not trying to hit on you”
The theory about her labs is that it says "AMBERLYNN" at the top...did she forget her legal first name is just Amber? Lynn is her middle name. Would they not separate that?
My favorite food is salt and vinegar chips (trashy I know). I love those Wilde chips because if I get a regular bag, I binge/eat them all in a 2 day span, but with the small bags and slightly strange chicken-y aftertaste, I satisfy myself but don’t overeat. However seeing Amberlynn like anything that I like definitely made me feel weird😭😭 Also, would love to see that Glitter and Lazers surgery video!
Conspiracy theory: she knew that the cheap lip purse wouldn’t fit her without using another strap so she pretended it broke so she had an excuse to switch it out
It’s so weird that ana (glitter and lasers ) and amber are really irresponsible about this medication and it screams …kind of over reliance? They need to leave their audience out of their choice of taking drugs. It’s common sense it doesn’t need to be against terms of service. It is still a drug and big decision to make that should stay in a doctors office.
I want to say she's making up the "no perfume" rule. Everyone who gets mammograms knows you're not supposed to wear deodorant or lotion to the appointment, because those can look like "suspicious spots" on the images. I don't think perfume would give the same effect; at any rate, I've never been told not to wear it.
Omg I’m so sorry for the clip that played a billion times in a row!! That’s totally my bad, I accidentally added it multiple times without realizing it. Please tell your ears I apologize 🙏🏻 😭
I was literally about to type, "Could you NEVER do that again?" 😂
I was just about to comment about it and I was like “that had to be a mistake, she never repeats things like that.” no worries girl. XD
I was like omg that's so annoying
Amberlynn probably said, “ I look so ugly.” So she responded, “No you’re not”.
100%
Amberlynn: I don't know why semiglutide stopped working
Also Amberlynn: Yes, I started smoking Delta 8 again
Plus she’s still eating foods she shouldn’t if she was truly trying to lose weight and be healthy
Goes out to eat after every shot. Gorl isn't even trying to lose weight 😂🤣
Why does she have “13 protein”, “something something protein”… GRAMS? HELLO? Okay, miss 4.0 gpa
3.9 GPA 🤓👅
She’s laying the groundwork to claim an autism or adhd diagnosis. She’s sprinkling buzzwords into her normal prattle. Losing track of time, liking pressure, sleeping with curled hands are all correlated with neurodivergence
What a loser! 😂
she is not autistic 😭 adhd maybe
@@BubblesBulldog are we unable to use the word loser? My comment is always gone when I do. Dumb.
@@Bicth97hundred percent not autistic, not at all! My autism antennas don’t sense ANY autism vibes from her and usually they go off as soon as I see and hear another autistic person.
Cognitive and intellectual disabilities. What she doesn't lie about, she makes up.
No way in hell did she say she was beautiful. She could have said her shirt, hair, outfit, whatever was beautiful. There is no way she would call her beautiful. It's so unprofessional and she could easily get fired for that. I work at a small town Dr office and I know that I could get fired for that because it's so frowned upon and everyone in any medical setting knows that.
Amber is so bored with life she's just pulling out anything out of her butt shelf to make her life appear interesting.
I do get comments like you said, but it's usually about my hair (I have curly hair) or the bag I have that day. But beautiful? Nope 😂😂😂
Especially the “I’m not hitting on you but” UM MA’AM THERE IS NO WAY YOUR DOCTOR SAID THAT
i had a prostate exam and the doctor /male/ told me how beautifull my balls are
I dare her to say "I'm not going to lie" ONE MORE TIME
Whats gonna happen when she does??? 😂
"And that's just me being honest" fills me with an insurmountable amount of rage
She's the most insufferable ever, Gorly Pop era is the worst!
Maybe she'll make Gorly-Pop.... pop.
It does make you wonder if it's a purposeful troll & she says it as often as she does as middle finger to everyone that calls her liar, because she knows that the only nickname she's been given on this platform that has nothing to do with her weight is "Liarlynn". This "era" is the most insufferable yet, between the weird Valley Girl way she makes everything she says sound like a question & constantly referring to herself as "your girl" & "girly pop" & the incessant need to make everyone believe she's a sexual person🤮🤮None of us need that visual considering it's been confirmed that despite free bleeding for 2 years, for 1 of those years, she didn't bath, AT ALL & when living w/Destiny in hot & humid Florida, no bathing for 2+ months. She's vile.
It’s crazy how she has more respect for this imaginary valentine girl than she did for Beck. Also, we all know that the tech did not hit on Amber. That’s unprofessional nor does anyone think that lol
Right. Im sorry but what 500 pound person is constantly getting compliments 😭
Yeah who does that lmao
Uhhh...Ma'am? "Mammal-gram"??? I can't with her 😔
How did she know Amber was a lesbion.
I guarantee it was like this-
Al- I look like a hot messsss
Tech- no you don’t.
“i's dotted and t's crossed” compilation incoming
“I don’t do dots”
@@Hannahleigh_yeah wait a minute....i thought she was so weirded out by dots....🤔
Ugh it's so annoying
She 100% had a crush on Salty LMAOO
@@Wegetit_brittany lol Salty just sounds attractive 😅
@@donamirtz seriously!
I'm not attracted to women or femmes, but I really like Salty! She's super funny and fair when it's warranted.
She loves seafood and crab legs! And sodium!
“I like pressure and I sleep with T. rex hands” autism/ADHD era coming soon???? I hope not. As an autistic we don’t claim her
That's *exactly* what she's doing 😭 autism and ADHD must be trending on her TikTok, just like BPD was trending for that month that she made her BPD diagnosis her whole personality 💀
If she really liked feeling pressure/compression then *why hasn't she tried compression socks or leggings for her swollen legs* in the whole ten years that she's left her lymphedema go untreated?
Compression is one of the best ways to manage lymphedema (aside from not eating yourself to 600lbs and becoming bedbound) so I find it very suspicious that she has *never* tried compression on her legs when she enjoys the feeling so much 🙄
Also, I sleep with T rex hands, have done since I was a child. I am NOT autistic. These self diagnoses through social media are out of control
I sleep like that and my wrists hurt so bad sometimes
usually a silent viewer but my favourite time ever is when you upload. loyal member of the salty crab fanclub 🫡🫡
LMAO not her lowkey getting off to the mammal-gram 😂
Gross 🤢
I thought the same
She probably felt special ✨if the tech touched her to prop her up as her "breasts were all over her face" 🙄
@@stevierysiegorl is getting desperate and touch starved
Health professional never said that, totally unprofessional
Its Amberpotomus telliing lies yet again everytime she goes out she has someone telling her how beautiful she is its pathetic
Health professional said she’s so beautiful. FBI Frank complimented her on her following. Random man offers to cook her dinner. It’s the grandiose fairy tales she really thinks everyone believes.
My theory is she made some self deprecating comment about herself and the tech was like, “Aw no you’re beautiful” and amber took it and RAN with it
@@pretentiousindiekid* waddled
@@therealdevilles2434😂😂😂
I'm sorry my dearest, saltiest crab but i fully believe you are Amber's crush. Thats too funny! 😂❤
I remember reading a comment saying the mammogram tech is ambers new boo, I can’t 😂
Yes. We say mammogram. ALR says first date 📅. ❤😂
Last August she came on line and said she was in love with/started a relationship with an online person. She then said she hooked up with Faline and this alleged person was going to have to deal with it. Then the alleged person dumped her. Guess that wasn't cheating either. Or the person was fake to try and make Faline jealous and it didn't work.
the way she says "wow" every time she tries a food bugs me SO bad omfg
I worked in the medical field for ten years. No way that happened the way she said it did otherwise that person was being extremely unprofessional.
"The mammothgram lady say i have a pretty face" My hypothesis is the lady just say "the weather is really pretty today" and of course the moon of universe think it's flirting 😂😂😂
I do believe she regularly thinks that normal human politeness/ thoughtfulness/ friendliness is 'hitting on her'.
@@lornarettig3215 100% my thought!! It's like she doesn't know normal human interactions..
She’s manifesteen 😍🥰
Knowing our VainLynn and how self-conscious she is, what probably happened is that our queen probably said after the mammogram something like "oh my god, I look so ugly, I'm sorry" (because that's obviously the most important thing at health check up), and the technician probably said "oh no, you're not".
@@lornarettig3215 it’s probably because she know she’s extremely undesirable so she has to make up these scenarios (or greatly misconstrue normal human interactions) so she can “prove” she’s actually desirable
thanks SC, really enjoy all your commentary and edits :)
Thank you so much for your generous support!!! You are amazing, I really appreciate it!!! ❤️🧂🦀
Salty Sunday is my favorite I look forward to it every week. I clean my room and consider myself a much more productive human than amberlynn
This is so real I do the same
I listen while working. 😊
Ive had a nurse tell me she liked my outfit but never describe me as "pretty". When i was in hospital recently she said "hey youre looking like youre feeling better. Are you ok? You comfortable!" Even got me a fresh blanket "just in case".
Amber is a lah as usual. If her nurse said that it was unprofessional
About 45 years ago, I had to get stitches in my chin.
I was a teenager & I was scared.
The doctor told me she was going to do her best so I wouldn't have a scar.
Then she said it would be a shame to have a scar on such a pretty face.
She was being nice & trying to keep me calm.
I didn't feel she was inappropriate or anything at all. She was being nice...45 years later, I still appreciate her kindness. 😊
That is extremely sweet! But I feel like the way amberlynn's doctor worded it in a way that it was unprofessional. It kind of sounded like she was hitting on her even though she said she wasn't.
@@myanaaaaa4309👍🏼 I hear you. The preface of "I'm not hitting on you" is weird....if it's the truth.
Do you think that even really happened?
@@misswashington99 I honestly don't know, you really can't tell with amberlynn 🤦🏽♀️she lies about the smallest things ever 🙄
My doctor told me to go to a MedClinic since my insurance will not cover Zepbound. So now I’m on compound, been on it for a month. They didn’t require blood work, most dont. Even an obesity doctor that I talk to said she doesn’t require it because there’s nothing on normal blood work that would disqualify you from taking it.
It’s also normal for it to stop working, that’s why people need to increase their dose. Like always, she’s not giving it enough time.
Yes, a medical professional would put their entire career on the line for our gorl. Mhm. Sure Jan
In this economy no less 😂😂😂
Mammograms: no big deal! Only take a few minutes. Slight discomfort then it’s done. One of the easiest medical screenings you’ll ever have. I don’t know who is telling her it’s so painful, it’s nothing.
Every woman I know who has had one *and* has small bewbs says it hurts 😭 I'm scared because I, myself am part of the itty-bitty-titty committee and since they have to flatten and squeeze the area, it makes sense to me that smaller ones would be harder and more painful to scan 😭
Can anyone with small bewbs put my mind at rest or does it really hurt more the smaller they are? 😭
@@kj-pn8ll it doesn't hurt.
I can see why someone with smaller breasts would find it uncomfortable. Just follow the instructions they give you and you should be fine🙂
@@kj-pn8llI'm a "barely an A" girl and I've had 2 mammograms. I can tell you, from my experience, it didn't hurt at all! :)
And from what I can tell she is still smoking thc. It frustrates me she will never better herself. The very end where she does the questions and comments she always looks high as the sky and blames it on being exhausted
As some who works in marketing, 2 things about her sponsorship story irk me so much.
1 - she wouldn’t have been promoting drugs!! She would have been promoting a tele-health company! Legally, there’s a big difference there. Anyone who used her affiliate link wouldn’t have just been buying meds, they’d be signing on with the company and working with a dr
2 - if this company is actually legit and is spending budget on influencer marketing, their marketing team knows how and where they can promote when it comes to social media channels.
I agree it would have been stupid to do the sponsorship, but her whole story is BS. She was already failing semaglutide and that’s why she backed out.
When she mispronounces stuff on purpose...it makes me so much madder than I rational person should get
I was yelling at my TV. Hubby said I should not watch Amber stuff if I am going to get so upset. But then he heard her say “ mammal-gram “. Rage is warranted.
I can’t with the valley girl accent she’s faking recently 😭😭 she’s getting a mammolgrammmm??? Andddd taste testttt????
Don't forget the vocal fry
And every sentence is a question???
ngl i love ur recaps bc you play along with what amber's saying. so many reaction channels are just like "she's lying" and move on, it's fun to have someone who is willing to entertain her lmao
Glad the mammolgram was okay so she didn’t need an Ahtruh Sound!!
Can someone please tell her that the letters "L&F" are not in the word BOTH.
Ummmm
I'm pretty sure bolf of them are 💁🏼
@@jasminevysoren 😂😂
She pronounces “mammogram” like she just learned what a mammogram is 5 minutes ago 😭
Why she keep saying mammal-gram 😅
I heard it as "ma'am-o-gram" and it made me think of a telegram. Maybe that's what they should call female singing telegrams
These videos literally cure the sunday scaries 🙏
She didn’t cross all her T’s if she didn’t realize TH-cam might not allow that A and B who signs a contract before knowing if they can 100% do it based on their platform.
That’s what I was yelling at Pookie. I think she thinks it meant actually signing the contract. Not contacting a lawyer to make sure she knew she was signing something that she wants to sign.
Seriously. Wouldn’t that be the FIRST thing you check if you made your livelihood on TH-cam?!
Amber is being very immature about the procedure of the technician having to manipulate her breast, that is normal procedure. Something about the way she says MAMMOgram actually pisses me off. Those chicken chips sound and look like dog treats, wtf.
Thank you!!! I’ve been thinking the exact same thing with those snacks😜
Why in the world would any company want her to hawk their weight loss product when she never sees any results?
My thought exactly!
The imaginary compliments are part of her wanting to be infantilised.
The more I see of her, the more I'm convinced she wants to be seen and treated like a child, maybe even on a subconscious level.
Ive had serious health issues all my life. As a kid, staff might say 'youre pretty' or 'youre brave' as a means of distraction/reassurance/confidence building. Once I hit my teens, this (quite rightly) stopped. That nurse said nothing of the sort to Amber. Especially after that type of procedure.
Shes obsessed with people being 'proud' of her and saying shes pretty like they would a child. The laaygo, the colouring, the 'girlypop', the obsession with disorders she perceives as cute or quirky - its all part of the same desperate need to be coddled like an infant. She hates her real, unappealing health problems but embraces imaginary ones she sees on tiktok or through acquaintances and thinks are fashionable (hence ASMR 'diagnosis').
It all feeds into the same desire not to be an adult - never got her driving license, is 'nervous' or scared to do or try anything new etc
She wants to be a kid.
That explains a lot! But she's trying to replace all that time in foster care.
These Salty Sunday series are great, I really look forward to them after my work week ends ❤ Definitely my favorite reaction channel, we don't deserve you! 🎉
Chicken crisps?… ma’am those sound like dog treats 😅 I could never.
I know right?! Sounds JUST like something I’d buy for my dog😂
2:57 its literally what I've been talking about her speaking a lot like the ASD experience. I bet she's watchinf a lot of Autistic/ADHD content creators... Shes doing it a lot
You and The Ankle are my favoritesss!
Hi Salty!!! I don't usually comment but I wanted to let you know that I'm totally interested in a video on what's going on with glitter & lasers! Happy Salty Sunday gorls !!!!!
Amber has also never dumped anyone. Sounds like valentine was having fun faking this relationship with ALR and ghosted her after ALR made plans to move her in and then she disappeared and since nobody knows who this person was ALR can say whatever she wants about how it ended
Her face is looking swollen the few times she appears on camera unfiltered. Thats how i knew i had kidney failure, i was puffy and swollen like her
Amberlynn has turned into Chantal.
The person coming to visit is 100% Alexis. Idk if you've mentioned her on your channel. Alexis Oas started popping up commenting on her social media. Idk about Instagram but she commented on ALRs Facebook and tiktok and they sent cringy flirty comments back and forth. I know amberlynn made one of those "ask me questions" Instagram things where she mentioned her, something about "my best friend, she's too good for this world, we are connected spiritually" or some shit. Alexis went to bat in comments sections for a bit, then posted a tiktok about "the amberverse is talking about me" then she deleted it and disappeared the second valentine showed up.
Literally the day after amberlynn announced breaking up with valentine*, Alexis started popping up in her tiktok comments. It also all lines up with Amberlynn's buzz ball party girl persona, which she crafted to appeal to her specifically, her social media posts have a lot of pics from bars or clubs or parties or wtf ever. The return of the buzz ball was marked by Alexis re-emerging.
I don't necessarily think they're dating. Amber was definitely interested in her but Alexis was always posting about missing her ex, and I believe she got back together with said ex around the same time she disappeared and "valentine" came into existence 😂
Edit: accidentally wrote wifey instead of valentine once lol
"You'd have to be a psychopath to fake medical records" says the whale that CLICKBAITED CANCER.
ALR is terrible but knock it off. She really had cancer.
@@KillAudioLove Even if she actually had cancer, she still clickbaited it 😭 the validity of the disease doesn’t erase the clickbait
@@KillAudioLoveshe teased a cancer scare like a soap opera plotline when she knew it was a kidney stone
@@KillAudioLove sorry, I don’t buy it. Her records she showed as “proof” said pre-cancerous cells. I don’t believe she actually had cancer
My theory is that she pretended Valentine existed til she found a REAL person, then ‘broke up’ with Tiny so she could start telling us about this new person
There is no chance she just "had a gut feeling" and checked the ToS.... either they dropped her when they realized she wasn't actually losing weight, or she realized it would be actual work and backed out
How does Amber sleep with pillows on top of her when she sleeps sitting up?? 🤔
Probably how you would sit on a couch with a pillow over ur chest/stomach
If Amber slept flat on her back (physically impossible with that shelf-butt) *and* had pillows and blankets on top of her chest, the sleep apnea would take her 💀
@@penelopep.maggie5976 when I sit on my couch a pillow won’t sit on my chest or stomach. Why you ask? Because I’m a healthy weight and not the size of a grizzly bear.
@@penelopep.maggie5976 a pillow won’t sit on my chest or stomach because I’m a healthy weight.
@@penelopep.maggie5976 I’m 6 ft 200 pounds so no. I don’t do anything like Amber Reid.
This vocal fry is driving me crazier and crazier lmaoooo
That purse was horrendus! 😩
ew wait she ate half the bag of chips but didn’t seal them up at all?? Miss OCD just let her chips get stale and exposed to germs like that?
She always praises her new girlfriemds to high heavens, they are always soooo perfect and great. And once they break up they didnt give their all and were so bad and its a weight off her chest. Maybe she should stop deluding herself into thinking she is inlove with people she doesnt even know
In her video-within-a-video, she says “a credible company reached out to me” but if this was filmed with their sponsorship and to PROMOTE THEM, wouldn’t she SAY THEIR NAME? This is all 100% lies. If I hadn’t seen it myself, I’d think she was lying about the Amazon warehouse too.
Dotted the 'i's, crossed the 't's, signed the contract ... then realized that pushing pharmaceutical on her TH-cam channel is against the terms? I call bull$hite
Her food choices are seriously malignant, remember the Chicken pot pie side of potatoes and gravy and macaroni and cheese? I looked at the calories/fat calories in just a Marie Calendar frozen chicken pie it's a very high percentage of fat
Her sodium intake must be insane
How many times did that friends clip play I thought I was going insane
Why in the clip she filmed FOR the company does she refer to it as “a company” why didn’t she say the name?
The whole point is that they’re sponsoring her, correct?
mammal-gram 😂😂
Those purse straps "breaking" are so easy to fix, you just need a pair of jewlery pliers to open or close the links but we know girlieplop isnt a "bobby the builder" gurl
The delta 8 is why she’s eating, she said that it made her hongry😅😅😅
salty how do you feel knowing amber most likely has a crush on you? personally i'd be terrified
Amber, the more you specifically say “a credible company”, the less I believe it is one 😂
I would love to see her answer questions like.. How many people were blocked during the “first 30 questions” we gathered? Because.. THEY WERE THE ONLY ANSWERS THAT ANY OF US ARE INTERESTED IN!!! How do you feel about your viewers liking your exes so much more than you?
How do you justify not getting therapy when you have stated how much it improved your life and ED?
I have a theory about that bizarre ma’am-oh-graham story. I think she has finally ACTUALLY met a potential caretaker who might be a mammogram tech and that story was laying the groundwork for how she met someone SO fast after the breakup with the non existent relationship. Her description of what the mammogram was like reminded me of in 40 year old virgin when he describes boobs as “bags of sand.”
I don’t think she’s smart enough to soft launch her lies this elaborately
@@shimmershine6902 I think she is when it’s to cover a lah.
Girl, you don't fall in love with someone you never actually meet. It seems like her whole life is an online life. That makes her so disconnected with real people and real life.
Go to church? No 👎
Watch salty crab weekly updates? Yes 👍
ok listen this is my very very off-the-wall theory but as a lesbian sometimes I feel like AL is overcompensating and faking it. maybe bc she feels like women are easier to manipulate in relationships and the "lesbian card" can be used to protect against criticism. if she is truly a lesbian, I am disappointed. that's all
Yesss 🎉 I just got to bed to watch salty Sunday before ZZZ
I imagine her saliva turning into a thick chicken broth texture when she eats those chips.
I used to work at a camp, and I was in charge of one of the buses, getting kids to and from. We were talking about dreams once, like the third day of camp, because we had the longest bus ride out of the whole camp, and we needed to kill time. One of our new campers, like he's been to the camp a total of 3 days, interrupts someone else's story to say, 'Once, when I was a baby, I had a dream where I was fighting aliens.... and ::other kid on the bus:: was there!'. He met him 3 days prior, not as a baby. We all knew he was lying and pointed it out right away. It was STILL more believable than a lot of what comes outta her mouth. And he was 8.
i just moved so i don't have wifi yet but you bet im gonna spend all my data watching salty crab:3
I honestly think her smoking nicotine would be better for her than the delta 8 that gives her munchies 43:38
Ma’am you not a girly pop. You are a middle aged woman
Not acting acting clueless with those packsts . Amber acts like shes never seen the do not eat packets she eats jerky
im sure shes seen them numerous times
Cmn now 🙄
Gosh, if she’s gonna make up a story about getting complimented atleast make it sound real. No health professional is going to say “Im not trying to hit on you”
Oh how I love to do my Sunday cleaning while listening to my favorite little salty crustacean! 🖤🖤🖤
ig salty REALLY likes that Friends clip :P
I love listening to salty crab 🦀
This gives me Octavia vibes. She's also becoming a walking advertisment
The theory about her labs is that it says "AMBERLYNN" at the top...did she forget her legal first name is just Amber? Lynn is her middle name. Would they not separate that?
My favorite food is salt and vinegar chips (trashy I know). I love those Wilde chips because if I get a regular bag, I binge/eat them all in a 2 day span, but with the small bags and slightly strange chicken-y aftertaste, I satisfy myself but don’t overeat. However seeing Amberlynn like anything that I like definitely made me feel weird😭😭 Also, would love to see that Glitter and Lazers surgery video!
2:44 she put the Johnny on backwards……then obviously had to fix it when the AP or nurse came in and saw.
I think she definitely has a crush on Salty!! Love Salty's reaction to the rumors at 40:47 😂😂😂
Saddle up, girlie pops! Lets go! Why am i so into this? Its like crack!
The transition between "they told me not to wear perfume" then her showing us the perfumes made me laugh. It was so sudden
Conspiracy theory: she knew that the cheap lip purse wouldn’t fit her without using another strap so she pretended it broke so she had an excuse to switch it out
The ma’am-o-gram era
Her videos are show and tells that nobody ever asked for yet she insists…
3:47 BOLTH 🤮
for a person who eats tons of pre packaged food how does she not know that pillow pack that absorb moisture and odor...
Yayyyy I’m just in time!! Can’t wait to listen while gaming 🙏🙏
3:15 bro don’t let her lie. That shit hurts!! It’s a machine that squeezes your boobs. There’s no way she wasn’t uncomfortable.
Maybe it’s the diabeetus altering her pain sensitivity
😂🤣that's not even a word😂🤣
If she were to get a sponsor, her whole 9 minute video would be about the sponsor...
It’s so weird that ana (glitter and lasers ) and amber are really irresponsible about this medication and it screams …kind of over reliance?
They need to leave their audience out of their choice of taking drugs.
It’s common sense it doesn’t need to be against terms of service. It is still a drug and big decision to make that should stay in a doctors office.
I want to say she's making up the "no perfume" rule. Everyone who gets mammograms knows you're not supposed to wear deodorant or lotion to the appointment, because those can look like "suspicious spots" on the images. I don't think perfume would give the same effect; at any rate, I've never been told not to wear it.