@@hanoimenace well ya gotta think of it this way: mountains probably existed, annnd the dew *also* probably existed, so, thems cavemen had something a little bit different than our Mountain Dew of today, but they still had it! Probably bottled some up once too, started a little vending business, got allll the cave money back in the day surely
plot twist your nickname is an easter egg Mettle Grinder sounds like "Metal Gear" and the phrase "pretty good" is a quote from this series of games which is to confirm that it is a reference "You're Pretty Good"
@@Ayoitsdavid813 technically, he never said he lived there. He just stated that "It's weird opening a randomly recommended youtube video and seeing the apartment building you live In..."
For those who don't know, it increases the flow and allows for a better chug. If you're not partying or studying, what are you doing? This is a basic party trick and basic science to understand why it's done.
@@viniciuslongo4622 walls and carpets are different, a carpet goes over the flooring. The wall is just a wall, nothing over it except paint so it can be damaged easier. I care about the material that makes my house a “house” but i could care less about the decor/cheap appliances getting messed up a bit.
alternatively, there's a convenient tab on the top of the can, when you pull it, a hole opens on the top which you can drink from and then still be able to put it down again without the drink spilling everywhere
Job interview: - "So, do you have any special abilities/hobbies?" - "Yeah, i know how to open cans in sooooooooo many freakin ways You won't even belive dawg!" - "All right! We will call You back"
Cans: has easy open tab
People:
Lmao this is a drinking trick dude just didn’t use a beer
This is meant for shotgunning a beer
@@araccoonbutpurple6084 to have fun
@@araccoonbutpurple6084 do you know some people enjoy chugging beer? I don't even mean that as a sarcastic question, you just seem uninformed.
@@araccoonbutpurple6084 Google "Shotgunning a beer".
I tried and it's even tastier than when you open the can normally. It has a touch of blood
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Lmao
Taste like mountain dew and pennies
Like the Hulk
is it me or there's actual blood near where he punches the hole with his thumb loool
I love how the video is rather quiet but in the end it's just "N E X T S T E P"
Lol there was sound in the first part?
The next step is stacking multiple cans top to bottom and making holes through them like that you can shotgun litres
0:52
LMFAO Yeahhh
Sounds like they forgot to speak lol
Does this work with a can of baked beans, for *educational* purposes obviously.
Lol
If you have the power, yes
havent gotten that one yet try spaghetti can its alot easier
Lol
you gonna need a big hole cause the beans ain't gon fit and you'll only be sipping the soup lol
"If there's a complicated way, why would you choose an easy one?"
-Abraham Sober
That guy doesn’t sound sober as of saying that…
-Abraham Drunk
That's a german quote xd
Cos Occam's razor says otherwise
Abraham Drinkin
Thanks bro. Been tryna shotgun a mt dew for days. Finally finna stunt on my ngs.
😂😂
😂💀
😂😂😂😂
Lmao it’d make my day if your for real😂
There’s whitegirl wasted and there gamerboy wasted
Fun Fact: This is how cavemen drank mountain dew before they came with an easy open tab. Subscribe for more history lessons!
I don't think cavemen had yet to exist when they invented mountain dew
@@hanoimenace thats a common misconception.
@@hanoimenace well ya gotta think of it this way: mountains probably existed, annnd the dew *also* probably existed, so, thems cavemen had something a little bit different than our Mountain Dew of today, but they still had it! Probably bottled some up once too, started a little vending business, got allll the cave money back in the day surely
@@hanoimenace *Senku cola
@@hanoimenace you have much to learn young man. I was there.
I don't know why but this has a "2009 hanging with the bros before a halo 3 tournament at a local civic center for $300 bucks and a glass trophy" vibe
this is the most accurate representation of this scenario i have ever seen
Yup
Sounds like you have some experience
with a riced out civic parked outside with a skateboard chilling in the backseat. And probably the xbox 360 still running back home ready to play mw2.
@@georgemanize mah bruh, you got it all wrong... it’s a Mitsubishi Eclipse or a Honda Del Sol
"How to open a can without the tab?"
Google: use a spoon or fork.
Bing:
This is gold
One time that bing is better than google
Bro use your forehead like a normal person
@@quandale_dingle6353 our mouths are literally filled with can cracking tools
@@dabbopabblo bro i was joking keys are the best choice
This guy's pretty good at that. He must drink a lot of soda.
plot twist
your nickname is an easter egg
Mettle Grinder sounds like "Metal Gear"
and the phrase "pretty good" is a quote from this series of games
which is to confirm that it is a reference
"You're Pretty Good"
@@7b7b I'm just a man who's good at what he does.
@@encinoman903 was i right?
@@7b7b you should become a detective
@@chairman4912 bruh i know
It's weird opening a randomly recommended youtube video and seeing the apartment building you live in...
LOL
🧢
At least now you know where all the Mountain Dew from the vending machine went
@@Ayoitsdavid813 technically, he never said he lived there. He just stated that "It's weird opening a randomly recommended youtube video and seeing the apartment building you live In..."
@@Plenjter very true, could simply mean "it's weird opening a video and seeing the apartment building the creator of the video lives in" lol
Alternate Title: “How to Turn Original Mountain Dew Into Code Red”
After doing this, my hands were so sticky I could climb walls.
@HONESTGT lol
Spooderman
@HONESTGT tf?
and the drink tastes blood
That's what she said.
necessary material: a hand
proceeds to show 2 hands and half of a body
good thing he clarified or else we might be confused.
You’re hilarious
Brilliant comment. Extremely rare case of a truly original joke.
What the problem ? you don't have half of a body ?
Oh no I just cut off a hand from a person on my basement.. you could of said it earlier so that I cut half of a body
Mom: “Honey, what is this long funnel with a hose doing in your room?”
Me: “it’s for ah….funneling mountain dews Ma.”
Cop: "that's a hell of an oil funnel you got there son."
Honestly, I'd be more concerned if my kid was funneling Mountain Dew as opposed to beer. It actually sounds much worse for you. Not that I have kids.
@@pryingeyes1551 no im pretty sure beer would be worse for a kid
Mom knows what it is she used to do the same thing.
It looks so much like a classic 13 yo hidden gems of youtube, but it's just 2yo
I have not read a comment so true in at least 2 weeks
This is basic knowledge for all Kyles out there.
Lmao
Shotgunning mountain dews increases gaming power by 15%
However it also decreases your IQ by 90%
@@justyouraveragehumanbeing7411 fair enough trade
@@randomperson9390 yep
@@justyouraveragehumanbeing7411 That's fine by me, I don't need an IQ to game.
Does this ability stack?
Asking for a friend
I always struggled with the tab, this will make things far more easy.
Never thought I’d be taught how to shotgun by Tom cruise
he doesn’t look or sound like tom cruise
Judging by ya profile pic, looks like the shotgun backfired.
He has similar eyebrows
This will be useful for all the college frat parties I'll never be at.
No one drinks MD at college parties...
@@Xcerptshow what useless knowledge
Imagining that thin razor sharp sheet of metal touching the fingers sends a chill down the spine.
This has strong old school TH-cam vibes lol
Tom Cruise wildin' in his young days
In the next episode of "Fuck dude get some sunlight" we'll teach you the fastest way to snort Doritos.
lol made me laugh thanks
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
Thanks man that was funny as fuck!!
Almost choked to death... gotta stop reading comments while eating.
It's midnight, i almost woke up my mom because of this comment.
double amputees when they look at the necessary materials: "aw man..."
thanks man i've just cut my lips and my soda now tastes like blood
I can feel your pain
It ads *flavor*
For those who don't know, it increases the flow and allows for a better chug. If you're not partying or studying, what are you doing? This is a basic party trick and basic science to understand why it's done.
Necessary Materials:
1. Soda Can
2. A Hand
People without arms:
"And I took that personally"
How to open a soda can?
Google: Open the easy tab on top
Bing:
I'm talking about Mountain Dews baby.
See you guys again in 8 years when this gets recommended again.
“Bro your cranberry juice spilled all over the floor while you were opening it”
“Im drinking Mountain Dew O_O “
* things that do not have easy open *
People: "Why doesn't this have an easy open?"
**things that have easy open**
People:
I've always wondered how people do this without having the can slice their thumb open in the process 😅
and this is why shampoo has instructions
No one:
MT Dew can: What are you doing *step finger?!*
I used to clean carpets and I swear people have no respect for those apartment hall floors, let alone themselves 🙄
I sure as hell don’t have respect for my floors let alone an apartment hall floor lol. Why even give a shit, carpets can be replaced/washed
Like I said people 🤷🏻♂️😂😂😂😂😂
@@shweezy24 ok it gave you a job no?
@@awog4203 yeah, why don't you just through some shit at your wall? You can just wash it later, who gives a fuck about walls, I know I don't!!
@@viniciuslongo4622 walls and carpets are different, a carpet goes over the flooring. The wall is just a wall, nothing over it except paint so it can be damaged easier. I care about the material that makes my house a “house” but i could care less about the decor/cheap appliances getting messed up a bit.
So this is what Jotaro did in the prison with that drink.
this is the comment I'm looking for.
im not even joking thats why im here
So jotaro didn't need a pen at all
Now I can drink like jotaro. Thank you
everything is Jojo 😂🤣
I do this with every mtn dew. Hits just like meth.
Got recommended, didn't know what tumb gun was and assumed it'd become some projectile weapon but I guess you could just throw it.
I wait for the tiktok black guy to demonstrate how open it the right way
Khabi lame great guy from italy
I have a hand, but I don't have a thumb. Solution?
This is a VERY mountain dew thing to do.
Now this is what I call *entertainment*
Finally I know how to open my soda can ! Thanks to you man
Alternative title: "How to be a gorilla with a can"
Damn he chugged that mtn dew so fast it hurt MY belly lmao soda way worse
It hurt more my throat😖
@Carrot top pubes I'm on the fact that shotgunning soda is phsyco. And probably actually worse for you than just chugging a beer lmao
Hell yea, I’d just chug a beer. Sodas are poison
Kinda nostalgic for some strange reasons
Cause Mountain Dew can made me want to go back to the good o' days Dank ERA
that guy talking hit like a flashbang
That's definitely a Kyle thing to do
How to get stitches 101
Thanks, now I can sneak a few cans with the tabs welded shut by the administrator of my office dungeon cage
Alternate title: This is how you shotgun a "beer."
My friend sharpened one of his teeth with a file to do this easier (using the tooth not his thumb), he used to do it every day at lunch in high school
The product designer of this can, probably questioning their own existence
Facts lol
alternatively, there's a convenient tab on the top of the can, when you pull it, a hole opens on the top which you can drink from and then still be able to put it down again without the drink spilling everywhere
My brain: Lets do it!
My thumb: Dont even think about it!
Kid: Penetrates soda can with thumb
Aluminum: Am I a joke to you?
I did this in front of my bully while he was bullying me, now he wants to be frnds with me....
th-cam.com/video/w86rotpPU1Q/w-d-xo.html .
That's better than confronting your bully with the other kind of shotgun
"in the early 1960s invented the pop-top beverage can, which opens with the pull of a tab."
people before 1960:
Dood, next level sg b33r.
Ty.
This is the most american thing i have ever seen.
Who shotguns mtn dew?
Loll
This nerd
You've obviously never been on a meth come down
@@Nomad can't say that I have brother.
@@Nomad Are we supposed to?
I've learned more in this 1 minute video than I learned at school last year
Yo that was sick af dude
It worked!
What did it cost ?
A whole soda can spraying in my eye
And my finger
I'll just stick with the normal way haha
I remember jotaro.
OP be like:" Thanks for coming to my TED talk."
I finally managed to do this about an hour ago but damn deodorant tastes bad.
Oh god 😂
Dude I just use a pen and make a hole in it just like Jotaro😂😂 but for real it's quicker this way
Ah yes, the good ol shotgun. I don't remember those nights and I think I never will
Oh this is how Jotaro drink his Beer in prison
Job interview:
- "So, do you have any special abilities/hobbies?"
- "Yeah, i know how to open cans in sooooooooo many freakin ways You won't even belive dawg!"
- "All right! We will call You back"
So the method of patiently pouring it into a glass and then chugging has been wrong this whole time?
It’s faster if you’re chugging from a cup. Drinking I mean. The whole process is slower, and you can’t (or shouldn’t) do that with a glass bottle.
By far one of the most iconic "weird flex" rituals of all time
This video feels like the format of the first videos here on youtube
Dangerous sharp metal
the pain hurts so good
Dude I had a heart attack when he shotgunned a fucking mountain dew
The Can just freaking sneezed!
*This will be in everyone's recommendations in 5 years*
Kyle
Dry wall beware
When you need the caffeine NOW!
Tried this and the feeling of a piece of aluminum slitting open my esophagus was incredible!
Feels like he can do more than just mt.dew
His poor wife
Why would you do this tho?
Because you Can
Unintentional pun??
hehe naa, I made it intentionally;)
@@JohnGaming97 Lol
Wrong can supposed to be a beer
Why lol
Or you know, anything carbonated in a can that you like and preferably doesn't taste terrible.
I guess you cant read titles
Thank you Aaron Lopez, my life is so much better now!
Yes, this life skill will absolutely land me a job.
Me when the dew of the mountain requires an archaic consumption method so that the maidens may flock to me(fml)
Instructions unclear, my thumb is now missing
That's badass. It's so 1990's 😎👌
The burn of shotgunning that Mountain Dew burns my throat vicariously
A classic dorm. Learning the important things in life
Oh, so I see I'm not the only one who keeps getting soda can videos...
Thanks, now I can show my fellow frat boys my severed thumb👍
Putting this on my tutorial playlist