Nyanners Reacts to 𝒇****𝒅 Dolphins, Literally

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  • @Bakutakamine
    @Bakutakamine ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Honestly, it's not so weird that multiple people throughout history have had sex with dolphins. I think the fact that multiple people have ADMITTED they've had sex with dolphins is much more bizarre.

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      THE DUDE WROTE A BOOK ABOUT IT

  • @OguraToasty
    @OguraToasty ปีที่แล้ว +191

    You're welcome for the "i feel it coming"

  • @cloudnine3573
    @cloudnine3573 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    imagine being that guys wife, knowing he'll never love you as much as that dolphin

    • @nocturem
      @nocturem ปีที่แล้ว +29

      When he brings home a latex dolphin costume

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nocturem 💀

    • @jackyichan4759
      @jackyichan4759 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jotaro Kujo: ...

  • @NeinFeline
    @NeinFeline ปีที่แล้ว +77

    This is Top Tier Nyan Indie content.

    • @faintduch6630
      @faintduch6630 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Vshojo could never

    • @Oyamada13
      @Oyamada13 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is why she went indie, going for the most dangerous content where no catgirl have ever gone before.

    • @Necro-the-Pyro
      @Necro-the-Pyro ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Oyamada13 Nyanners hits different, most catgirls want nothing to do with water XD

  • @phoenixsoren
    @phoenixsoren ปีที่แล้ว +93

    There seems to be a common event to both situations. Both dolphins rizzed up a human, then committed sudoku when they were separated, which seems like a great reason not to be rizzed up by dolphins

    • @MalcolmBrenner
      @MalcolmBrenner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's being held for life in captivity that makes dolphins kill themselves, not who they love or have sex with.

  • @shaderax_storm6165
    @shaderax_storm6165 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    If this is the story that I think It is, this entire experiment/project became the inspiration for Echo the dolphin to be made.
    And the scientist that kept feeding the dolphins LSD spent the end of his life regretting the horrors he had done to the dolphins.

  • @OneFinalAutumn
    @OneFinalAutumn ปีที่แล้ว +51

    19:03 The fact that the dolphin pussy was the 2nd most rewatched part of the video is honestly hilarious 😅

  • @gerardmourits8709
    @gerardmourits8709 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Dolphussy got him bricked up like jotaro😂

  • @PaceBreaker
    @PaceBreaker ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I had to pause and cackle like a madman so many times. Between the stories, Nyan's comments and chat's jokes, it was the hardest I've laughed in a while.

  • @Halesnaxlors
    @Halesnaxlors ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Man, this has me physically ill. Top tier content.

  • @lusbox4724
    @lusbox4724 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    It's of course fucked up but I kinda felt bad for the guy after he said he got molested as a child, obviously messed him up beyond repair.

    • @spencersdh1
      @spencersdh1 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      A lot of strong paraphilias result from intense child abuse. It's why so many serial killers were abused as children, often horrifically. Of course, serial killers are usually born with a severe lack of empathy, and the abuse just turns them from a would-be common criminal in something much worse.

    • @ebarobyre2720
      @ebarobyre2720 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can confirm child abuse fucks you up. As a semi-related story I remember spending hours looking up forum posts and personal accounts from people who had sex with crocodiles and alligators to get off to as a 10yo kid
      Now you may be thinking, 'but why?' for child me who saw Argonians in Oblivion though, my first thought was "... I wonder what that would feel like," and the down the rabbit hole I went

    • @SchrödingerKousae
      @SchrödingerKousae ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, it's very upsetting how many people that have these abnormal traits seem to have them stemming from awful, and very traumatic childhood or even adulthood events. Equally upsetting for the dolphins that can't handle the separation and choose to kill themselves.

  • @michaelkata2342
    @michaelkata2342 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    To clarify she didn't have intercourse with Peter, she just gave him a handy to get him to focus on the work. This guy though...needs lots of help.

    • @FuglyStick
      @FuglyStick ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It's common practice in animal husbandry to manually stimulate the animal.

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      7:21 men would never amirite
      Lmao that foreshadowing was too perfect

    • @Akin42
      @Akin42 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Literally the Bill Clinton defense on the first one.

    • @michaelkata2342
      @michaelkata2342 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Akin42 I did not have sexual relations with that Dolphin.

    • @TheDarkLasombra
      @TheDarkLasombra ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty bad science though.

  • @Aflay1
    @Aflay1 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Oh no....
    I saw...this entire fucking stream live.
    Much like Peter, I was not ready, but quite willing.

  • @Z3r0Sk83r
    @Z3r0Sk83r ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "she's that bitch" got me pretty good thanks

  • @olookslike0
    @olookslike0 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I had to watch the second video in a film class in college as an advertisement for a local film festival. Which means of all the options they could have shown, this is the one they went with to really market the festival. I didn't end up going to that one...

    • @AD-lh3jk
      @AD-lh3jk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why the hell is this their choice over all things…
      To be perfectly honest, out of everything I’ve seen as a film dude, it’s not as remarkable as other things I’ve seen
      It sounds like its biggest value is the controversial/shock value…

    • @MalcolmBrenner
      @MalcolmBrenner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your loss.

  • @kexforlecture
    @kexforlecture ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Throughout the video, I got the feeling that these dolphins were mentally broken, raised by humans, trained like animals (despite being sentient or almost), separated from other dolphins...

  • @thedude8526
    @thedude8526 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Nyanners went back to her degenerate roots ever since she left VShojo. I can dig it.

  • @keithrollman1763
    @keithrollman1763 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Nyanners loses it and snorts when he tries to sell the dolphin orgasm theory. 31:01

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wasn't at that point and nearly said "THE WHAT" out loud at 1 am when I read this

  • @Brustkle
    @Brustkle ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I don't think I've laughed so much in my life, I need to watch more Nyanners now :D lol

  • @FractalPrism.
    @FractalPrism. ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "i gave handies and govt-issue lsd to a teen-dolphin, but that was 50 years ago,
    ...statute of limitations is probs expiry and he killed himself anyway"
    "man x dolphin love is real, its not like im some hit it n' quit it goat fucker anymore, those years are behind me,
    what dolly and i had was special, we came to a mutual understanding; dolphins consciously breathe just as they love, their intent is unquestionable"

  • @mindassassin
    @mindassassin ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I imagine the dolphin figured his life had peaked at that point and just decided to quit while he was ahead.

  • @kururusoucho
    @kururusoucho ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The chills donation reader is killing me😂

  • @rusland9
    @rusland9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I appreciate the longer format - that was one thing I wish I had, so that I can follow along with them without watching the whole stream, thank you for doing this

  • @trevorcoyle517
    @trevorcoyle517 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Batman couldn’t even get this info out of me.

  • @Will-Xaru
    @Will-Xaru ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Fuck this made me crack up, especially when Nyanners would be laughing at the same time as me because of how unintentionally hilarious the first story was. The second story just fucking broke me, I never realised how funny Nyanners was. 😂💀

  • @cow_tools_
    @cow_tools_ ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The Shape of Water won Best Picture in 2017.

  • @ldobehardcore
    @ldobehardcore ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I forgot this dolphin program also got MKULTRA LSD

    • @jdub98d
      @jdub98d ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yeah the CIA was wildin' bro

    • @ldobehardcore
      @ldobehardcore ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​​@@jdub98d You know what the deal was with the LSD right?
      During MKULTRA the CIA bought out all the LSD produced in North America (still legal to mass produce as a research chem).
      Then realized they had more than they could use in MKULTRA proper, so they ended up giving LSD to basically any government program with the balls to ask around.
      Oh some geeks at NASA have been asking the DoD about feeding LSD to dolphins for fun? I like these kids' can-do attitude, let's give them a 5 gallon bucket.

    • @ivansyomkin2156
      @ivansyomkin2156 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@jdub98d "was". Why do you think y'all have a fentanyl epidemic?

    • @ldobehardcore
      @ldobehardcore ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ivansyomkin2156 I said WAS because MKULTRA ended in like, the 1980s. That's why it's declassified now.

    • @AD-lh3jk
      @AD-lh3jk ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ivansyomkin2156 what’s the intelligence community purpose in making fentanyl experiments though?
      I’d get it with psychedelia at the time given the science, but fentanyl & opioid meds isn’t that unstudied right?

  • @micahfoley9572
    @micahfoley9572 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can almost hear the incels out there like "reeeee! What's a dolphin got that I ain't got?! Damn dolphin chads gr..."
    Well they bathe for one, and they're intelligent, for two. They also don't blame strangers for all their own failings. cuz they can't talk, but still. 3 things to work on before you even think about getting violent, buddy.

  • @idontknowleavemealoneplease
    @idontknowleavemealoneplease ปีที่แล้ว +24

    24:00 I'm usually all about "you do you" but yeah this guy is not "just one of the guys." Did someone convince him that he might be able to humanize himself if he came and just explained himself? Casually explaining that the Shaggy Dog was a sexual awakening for him really didn't make me think "wow it's not his fault he's a fucking weirdo. I shouldn't judge him."

    • @Z3r0Sk83r
      @Z3r0Sk83r ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Think it might be from his work background. More commitment to documenting a thing even if it's bad.

    • @MalcolmBrenner
      @MalcolmBrenner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh, go ahead, judge me. I'm sure you can't help yourself, but do take that beam out of your eye first.

  • @glassglow3466
    @glassglow3466 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The second part is framed way too much like a love story for my own comfort

  • @kreeepyk0
    @kreeepyk0 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This just kept getting worse and worse lmao. So funny.

  • @AudibleFist
    @AudibleFist ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I thought this was the story where the CIA flooded a house and had two humans live with a dolphin and the woman eventually gave the dolphin a hand shown during an old Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures video

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw ปีที่แล้ว +1

      just when I thought I'd heard all of the stories where a woman gives a dolphin a handy

  • @KeeganAWhite
    @KeeganAWhite ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "So anyway, that's how I got dolphin aids"

  • @UndyingZombie
    @UndyingZombie ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have read about the research and the sad end this had.. I also remember reading something on some website about a guy who also.. Did stuff.. With Dolphans.. Though.. He was not a researcher.. The guy here.. Made me think of a moment from Devil's Rejects.. One where Captain Spaulding's brother was trying to buy some chickens... This dude totally looks like he would do that too!

  • @Avocado11
    @Avocado11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    31:37 Bella Dolphine

  • @Aflay1
    @Aflay1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    20:00 This fuckin shit cracked me up so bad.

  • @alwynjaegar1778
    @alwynjaegar1778 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    'Genital slit'.... a term i never knew i hated until a dolphin f'ker whispered it in my ear and nyan proceeded to scream in the other!

  • @knightowl1985
    @knightowl1985 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I didn't know this was how mermaids were born. :)

  • @cal593
    @cal593 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    John Lilly looks like the "sit in a chair in the corner and watch" kinda guy.

  • @morganf.1562
    @morganf.1562 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The "most replayed" feature continues to expose people. Nice dolphussy tho

  • @FR4NCH3K
    @FR4NCH3K ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s interesting this happened at Floridaland because I’ve definitely been there and never knew about that place.

  • @animatt1881
    @animatt1881 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how the director of the lab is named Dr. Bateson so you know that he was called "Master Bateson" at some point in his life.
    His face fits the gag too.

    • @MalcolmBrenner
      @MalcolmBrenner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You're so funny. Not.

  • @princesskristan
    @princesskristan ปีที่แล้ว

    I first heard about the guy and the book that he wrote about his experience with Dolly on this podcast I listen to called Wine and Crime years ago, and I couldn't believe what I heard and saw when I looked up the book

    • @MalcolmBrenner
      @MalcolmBrenner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You poor snowflake.

  • @syringol
    @syringol ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Did anyone warn Shylily?

  • @ShockingGecko8
    @ShockingGecko8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the TTS at 35:30 is fucking hilarious

  • @BlackClaws
    @BlackClaws ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Fourteen inches, pink, prehensile and shaped like a broad wedge....

  • @Teh_Hats
    @Teh_Hats ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The dolphussy was more than I wanted to know about, thanks.

  • @cal593
    @cal593 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You're laughing. This poor man is talking about how his first wife died and you're laughing.

    • @MalcolmBrenner
      @MalcolmBrenner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Where do I say that? The dolphin and I were not married, I'm not stupid and neither are they, you know.

  • @keithrollman1763
    @keithrollman1763 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Someone needs to warn Finana, Gura, Lilly and Chloe about this guy.

  • @knsrulz
    @knsrulz ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This man DID NOT care about sharing this . What a chad xD

    • @MalcolmBrenner
      @MalcolmBrenner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And you know me how?

  • @chrizzler344
    @chrizzler344 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I recommend the video the dolphin house by Atrocity Guide. I gives way more context to the story than just 'a woman jerked of a dolphin'

  • @SolaireFlair
    @SolaireFlair ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I keeled over and died when I saw "Wet Goddess"

    • @princesskristan
      @princesskristan ปีที่แล้ว

      I've read bits and pieces of Wet Goddess out of curiosity, and I wish I hadn't as someone who can visualize things that they read

  • @silasskirata
    @silasskirata ปีที่แล้ว +9

    @12:52 I think you can hear Aethel laugh.

  • @Dang3rMouSe
    @Dang3rMouSe ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh God, I dont know if I'm ready to relive this day😆

  • @Penultimeat
    @Penultimeat ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Tier 3 Bao subs wish they were this dude

  • @fallsunset5862
    @fallsunset5862 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    36:55 how did she not laugh at this twitch chatter😂😂

  • @NeinFeline
    @NeinFeline ปีที่แล้ว +1

    29:17 🎸 🎵🎶🎵

  • @malcanth3481
    @malcanth3481 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The dude has a point about the consent thing, a dolphin can easily kill you. But still, can people just not fuck dolphins? Please.

    • @MalcolmBrenner
      @MalcolmBrenner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes, but the dolphins won't stop trying to seduce us.

  • @richardatha6860
    @richardatha6860 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bro, you went long-form as fuck with this

    • @froyodealerclips
      @froyodealerclips  ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Every once in a while I like to do that

    • @richardatha6860
      @richardatha6860 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Froyo Dealer | Nyanners and Aethelstan Clips it Just so happens that's its for dolphinfucking. ^.^

    • @faintduch6630
      @faintduch6630 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@froyodealerclips it's great, please do continue, not every clip has to be long but long form clips every now and then like these are a real treat

  • @Sliced1111
    @Sliced1111 ปีที่แล้ว

    Officer, I swear that dolphin was asking for it.

    • @MalcolmBrenner
      @MalcolmBrenner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She was. Aggressively. Watch the video, fool.

  • @lazy2335
    @lazy2335 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    NOOOOOO! that's not why they call it a blow hole!

  • @zoeblopaistinpannu5278
    @zoeblopaistinpannu5278 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that guy is like kira yoshikage but he likes dolphins

  • @dolphin5177
    @dolphin5177 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can not believe the cia gave dolphins fucking lsd

  • @GingerDwarf
    @GingerDwarf ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why does that old guy look like elon musk in a couple years

    • @MalcolmBrenner
      @MalcolmBrenner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'd be happy with half his money.

  • @fallsunset5862
    @fallsunset5862 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro had to defend himself 😂😂 23:23

  • @unsuitable78
    @unsuitable78 ปีที่แล้ว

    The moment I heard: "This is Florida" I immediately thought "Oh shit"

  • @sparkymcpi6626
    @sparkymcpi6626 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jolin Tsai has a really pretty song about dolphinluuuv.

  • @mrjay8472
    @mrjay8472 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well... I didn't see that comming 😱

  • @JaysonNecrulo
    @JaysonNecrulo ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This was so fucked up

    • @MalcolmBrenner
      @MalcolmBrenner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe I'm normal, and you're fucked up.

  • @jacksc9855
    @jacksc9855 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know it's seriously fuck up when Nyanners out of all people telling you

  • @SynthRockViking
    @SynthRockViking ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was a "rough" story

  • @Coockiez-007
    @Coockiez-007 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    isnt dolphin ejaculate so power it can kill someone

  • @Bella-ht5jb9he3z
    @Bella-ht5jb9he3z ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Poor Dolphin's. 😢

  • @nelieltu9730
    @nelieltu9730 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    JD Vance has entered the chat.

  • @Violettheconfuzzled5766
    @Violettheconfuzzled5766 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yo people are friggin crazy…

  • @arcadius3257
    @arcadius3257 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I got a fishy feeling about this...

  • @notoriusp-l-o-o-p6802
    @notoriusp-l-o-o-p6802 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is why we dont talk to dolphins

    • @MalcolmBrenner
      @MalcolmBrenner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No, it's because we're not smart enough to figure out sonic holograms.

  • @Mighty_Dork
    @Mighty_Dork ปีที่แล้ว

    FORTY MINUTES?!

  • @fosterbennington6405
    @fosterbennington6405 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What the jelly does to a mf

  • @LumenPsycho
    @LumenPsycho ปีที่แล้ว

    So dolphins kill themselves when separated from their partner? Not able to bear the loneliness?
    Maybe they didn't understand why they couldn't see their partner again & thought they left them.

  • @aglassofmilk5802
    @aglassofmilk5802 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Chat is hilarious

  • @NeoMatrixYT
    @NeoMatrixYT ปีที่แล้ว +2

    22:40 is when I closed the stream.

  • @allstarmayhem7390
    @allstarmayhem7390 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jotaro???

  • @HKaito
    @HKaito ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah yes...the Original of Vaporeon facts.

  • @nunyabusiness9013
    @nunyabusiness9013 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So they gave the Dolphins LSD and let them go balls deep on Margaret...

    • @twinkiesmaster69
      @twinkiesmaster69 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, she only gave him a handy
      Which funnily is not abnormal, animal husbandry requires that sometimes

  • @shadowcorruption5762
    @shadowcorruption5762 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why does the guy In the second video look like Elon musk

  • @Foxfire-xq5ij
    @Foxfire-xq5ij ปีที่แล้ว

    “And so that’s how I met your mother….”

  • @TimaeusDA
    @TimaeusDA ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh Peter~~

  • @Kn1ghtv1
    @Kn1ghtv1 ปีที่แล้ว

    long live froyo dealer o7

  • @selkiejuice
    @selkiejuice ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m surprised she was able to withstand this. I was losing my mind. He is so casual and willing to describe how he sexually abused multiple animals. TOO MUCH DETAIL. The music. This is unbelievable

    • @MalcolmBrenner
      @MalcolmBrenner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I never sexually abused any animals. Prove otherwise, and I'll turn myself in.

  • @Bobba_raekus
    @Bobba_raekus ปีที่แล้ว

    I think Gawr Gura could weigh in on this topic.

  • @Cruz2917
    @Cruz2917 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I male dolphins would do it to you 🤣

  • @thelorddarkam3563
    @thelorddarkam3563 ปีที่แล้ว

    2 Complete Degens

  • @Ask4This
    @Ask4This ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't show Nyanners what animal husbandry is about

  • @spicymcsuava
    @spicymcsuava ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know i don’t usually comment but all i have to say that im am in genuine disgust 😭 i had to pause so many times eating my food
    Edit: i cant take it anymore 😦

    • @MalcolmBrenner
      @MalcolmBrenner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Aww, poor snowflake! Become an accountant, life seems to make you sick.

  • @Dragon-Believer
    @Dragon-Believer ปีที่แล้ว

    Elon Musk without makeup and plastic surgery.

  • @koala3014
    @koala3014 ปีที่แล้ว

    She groomed a dolphin😂😂

  • @dbzkings2626
    @dbzkings2626 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And now I am scarred... )-:

  • @dogstrings
    @dogstrings ปีที่แล้ว

    29:06
    Nice abs, bro

  • @badwisdom5557
    @badwisdom5557 ปีที่แล้ว

    Har-she-blows !