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I heard an interesting Theory. Could it be that Qui Gon Jinn is the ultimate "Verschwörungstheoretiker" (Conspiracytheorist) in Star Wars Universe, coming up with the idea of Midi Chlorian to explain the force
Fun fact he never was allowed on the counsel/nor did he agree with them. So what you see in the film is probably the most he dealt with them besides the greats and Dooku.
@@spunchnurntly4979 actually he was selected for the council specifically because they did want his voice to be heard as a contrarian view. That said Qui Gon turned them down precisely because they were playing politics and he wanted to follow the will of the force like a true Jedi.
All makes sense now the Jedi are the average folk and sith are the people that go on a holiday to Hawaii for 2months every year no wonder the war went in for generations hahaha
I really want them to be like "always 2 there are... And there's something like 10,000 Jedi knights... So balance in the force would mean either 9,998 new Sith or 9,998 less jed... Oh."
Except that the Force isn't about Jedi or Sith. The Force _is_. But it can be corrupted, forced through a dirty channel, thrown out of balance, and that's the "Dark Side". It's very similar to Jewish Qabalah. The tree shows the universe in perfect balance, but each aspect can be pushed out of whack, which is the Dark Side, the Qlippoth, or Broken Shells. For example, Severity and Justice (Geburah or Din) is balanced by Mildness and Mercy (Chesed or Gedulah), yet one can choose cruelty, injustice, hate, and suffering devoid of Mercy. That's the Qlippoth of Golohab or uncontrolled violence. Clearly the Sith. The Force itself is always in balance, but it can be perverted. Lucas once called the Dark Side a Cancer on an otherwise healthy body. You cannot have balance with Cancer. Mutating cells must be destroyed. In fact, Cancer is just mutated cells that failed to self-destruct. Most are immediately destroyed by their own inner error-checking. Most potential Sith fail b/c of their inner ethics and morality. To make Darth Vader, Sheeve had to push Anakin past the point of breaking (Broken Shells) to become a manifestation of violence and hate, a scalpel of the Dark Side. George had Anthropologist friends with whom he discussed his ideas. He based his original story on Campbell's _The Hero's Journey_ and loved Japanese Cinema and cultural anthropology.
Fun Dip and he takes the time to use the sugar stick. I hate asmr and mukbang but it's oddly amusing to see Qui constantly snacking. The sarcastic out-of-touch grandpa attitude helps, too.
I am now fully invested in the flat saga, which is now offiicial canon. Did you see Jar Jar hitting on the queen though he's a fully grown elephant camel frog and she's 14. Yeah, he's probably going to marry her someday.
Too be fair he was a bit young when all this happened. It's been many years of Anakin being himself. Who knows how many brain cells he lost during those years. Especially during the Clone Wars.
@@rhyscallinan5058true he was spending most of his nights on the lower levels of corosant during a those years, a lot of spice and death sticks will do that to the memory.
With a complete and perfect set of physical laws, I can write the probability of any possible future state of the universe if I know its current state completely. But how does midichlorian physics complicate this simple reasoning?
The subtle hints that Qui Gon is just Anakin's dad and the "force dad" bein bullshit is killing me xD "that's who you got it from?" side note: Qui Gon is the Master of Masters - so in the end, he is THE master :P
@10:00: Qui Gon could have said: I wasn't planning on giving him the "bird and the bees" talk or telling him the Midi-chlorianare are basically Jedi jizz. LMAO.
Is it sad that I genuinely get excited when a new Charlie video is posted? This content is so well written. Dude could be a very successful comedy writer.
Totally Random Observation: I always thought it was kinda cool that the 3 Jedi Council scenes progress from day to evening to night. Reminds me of F-Zero, where the Mute City tracks 1-3 progress through day, evening, and night. I’m not high, I swear.
He use to be, and very well respected still even though he got bumped off it. Qui Gon was a total think-for-your-selfer half the time and often got in trouble for taking matters into his own hands, without bringing things up to the council for deliberation first, or he’d still be on it.
I may have been binging these too much; I'm finding myself randomly spouting things as Qui-Gonn. It's a fun voice. The impressions are amazing and the writing makes them even better.
It never made any sense to me why they couldn't have taken Anakin's mother with. I realize it isn't their way (all the younglings leave their families behind), but OMF, they could have at least freed her from slavery.
I can only marvel at the amount of clear headed thought you have brought to analysing this epic… plus some pretty excellent jokes… makes me want to dust off my dvds from the bottom of the collection and watch them again…. Thank you…
God I love your Qui Gon, just this old school 'results oriented' badass who's been there and done it all and basically ignores the whiny kids of the modern Jedi age "You still have much to learn my young apprentice. So shut the fuck up"
@@factfiend1000overkill, sure. but pretty necessary if an ancient dark side order is even POSSIBLY returning after a THOUSAND years. that’s big. the jedi council was so ignorant to just brush off qui gon’s concern like that. but they paid the price for it eventually via domino effect.
is taking a Padawan learner so sacred, that even if the council says "you can't train him" and you say "I take him as a padawan", they have to let you do that?
I don't think it's to do with it being sacred; more that Qui-Gon is that stubborn and WILL do it regardless of what the Council. Its almost like in Fiddler on the Roof, he's not looking for their permission, only their blessing; his mind is made up.
Qui-Gon was known for disobeying the council. He went with the choice he felt the force guided him to make. They all knew once he said that, there would be no going back. Either they accept the chosen one or cast him out. They feared what would happen if they didn’t accept him. The other Jedi of the time were beyond lost.
This shit is hilarious, it's like a mad TV quality snl skit with a real star and it goes on for 10+ mins, 😅😅 absolutely incredible 👏 🙌 like every joke Lands 💣 they're killing it
I like the sub plot of how their Bacta Clone of Anakin isn't quite right. So, while he remembers most of this stuff, it's clear that his input needs to be taken with a lotta seasoning.
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I heard an interesting Theory. Could it be that Qui Gon Jinn is the ultimate "Verschwörungstheoretiker" (Conspiracytheorist) in Star Wars Universe, coming up with the idea of Midi Chlorian to explain the force
Dude you're hilarious
The fact qui gon doesn't know most of the council members names 😂😂
Fuckin qui gon😂
and that qui gon is blissfully unaware about palps being a sith lord
Fun fact he never was allowed on the counsel/nor did he agree with them. So what you see in the film is probably the most he dealt with them besides the greats and Dooku.
Pure gold
@@spunchnurntly4979 actually he was selected for the council specifically because they did want his voice to be heard as a contrarian view. That said Qui Gon turned them down precisely because they were playing politics and he wanted to follow the will of the force like a true Jedi.
It's HUMILIATING
It's UNFAIR
How can you be as SICK as me and not be a MASTER!
You taught Anakin well Qui-Gon :))
Qui-gon:
"You still have much to learn ,my apprentice...
So shut the f**k up"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like how anakin basically told them to get a blanket for his past self.
😂😂😂😂😂
yes. that is literally what happened.
It was a sweater tho
He's seeing their interactions as an adult and is like
"... I wasnt treated all that well to be honest. Alot of pressure for a kid"
"...that leads to Hawaii" "A Sith stronghold" 🤣
I am there. 😅
All makes sense now the Jedi are the average folk and sith are the people that go on a holiday to Hawaii for 2months every year no wonder the war went in for generations hahaha
I cam tell this video came out before the wildfires there, the place fr looks like Mustafar rn
Make sense now that it is on fire
Youngling massacre moves by JJ Binks 😂
Jar jar is the one true sith eternal
"the pain is in his lower spine from carrying this TH-cam channel"
Priceless.
I really want them to be like "always 2 there are... And there's something like 10,000 Jedi knights... So balance in the force would mean either 9,998 new Sith or 9,998 less jed... Oh."
I thought one of the videos he says, "He was supposed to bring balance to the force." Where Obi-Wan responded, "Technically, he did."
They will probably joke some more about it. Check out 3:49
Except that the Force isn't about Jedi or Sith. The Force _is_. But it can be corrupted, forced through a dirty channel, thrown out of balance, and that's the "Dark Side".
It's very similar to Jewish Qabalah. The tree shows the universe in perfect balance, but each aspect can be pushed out of whack, which is the Dark Side, the Qlippoth, or Broken Shells.
For example, Severity and Justice (Geburah or Din) is balanced by Mildness and Mercy (Chesed or Gedulah), yet one can choose cruelty, injustice, hate, and suffering devoid of Mercy. That's the Qlippoth of Golohab or uncontrolled violence. Clearly the Sith.
The Force itself is always in balance, but it can be perverted. Lucas once called the Dark Side a Cancer on an otherwise healthy body. You cannot have balance with Cancer. Mutating cells must be destroyed. In fact, Cancer is just mutated cells that failed to self-destruct. Most are immediately destroyed by their own inner error-checking. Most potential Sith fail b/c of their inner ethics and morality. To make Darth Vader, Sheeve had to push Anakin past the point of breaking (Broken Shells) to become a manifestation of violence and hate, a scalpel of the Dark Side.
George had Anthropologist friends with whom he discussed his ideas. He based his original story on Campbell's _The Hero's Journey_ and loved Japanese Cinema and cultural anthropology.
@@drtaverner you uh... You're aware the force is based on taoism (Chinese philosophy) rather than Japanese philosophy, right?
@@DavidJohnson-mo7fqyou are aware that he based the story, not the force specifically, on Japanese anthropology and cinema, right?
"full grown elephant camel frog" made me almost spit out my coffee
Would also like to see Qui eating...
- A cheese string
- Space Invaders
- Yorkie bar
- Baked beans from a tin
- A cold kebab
- Pot Noodle
Fun Dip and he takes the time to use the sugar stick.
I hate asmr and mukbang but it's oddly amusing to see Qui constantly snacking. The sarcastic out-of-touch grandpa attitude helps, too.
An orphan
A yorkie bar.....butterd 😂😂
“You have much to learn my young padawan. Now shut the f___ up!!!”Hahhahhahahahah
I about died when Qui was like "so STFU." 😭
That got me😂
ANAKIN IS IN PAIN FROM CARRYING THIS CHANNEL
I LOVE HIM
I love how Quigon is always munching
I am now fully invested in the flat saga, which is now offiicial canon. Did you see Jar Jar hitting on the queen though he's a fully grown elephant camel frog and she's 14. Yeah, he's probably going to marry her someday.
Weird Al lyric reference? Either way I’m into it. 😂
"Now I KNOW you just hit the nose! And I've heard how fast his pod can go! And we were broke its trueeeee! Wellllll, Qui-Gon was gambling toooooooo!"
Anakin is surprisingly quiet through this.
Must be the sedatives.
Yeah, I was shocked when he didn’t say anything when the whole deepfakes discussion was going on!!!😂
Too be fair he was a bit young when all this happened. It's been many years of Anakin being himself. Who knows how many brain cells he lost during those years. Especially during the Clone Wars.
@@rhyscallinan5058true he was spending most of his nights on the lower levels of corosant during a those years, a lot of spice and death sticks will do that to the memory.
A virgin in the Force...? Sacrifice him to the hottest volcano on Mustafar... Oh, that would 13 years later. I'm so sorry!
Force ghosts must have an insanely high metabolism. Either that or Qui is hiding his extra pounds under all those robes.
Lmao Obi-Wan saying "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit"
Soon we’ll get to Anakin trying out the youngling massacre moves
"Boring conversation anyway" brilliant throwback.
These Star Wars skits and bashing Rings of Power with excellent voice and character play makes my day. More invested than any show on stream channels.
9:27 “Who? Little old me?” 😂🤣😭
The Jedi younglings massacre move by J J Binks got me lol
Can't get enough of this, good job and keep up the good work.
8:39 Yeah, Qui-Gon, if you'd bothered to teach Obi-Wan Force Healing that may have come in useful.
"thats just my way of shuitting down boring conversations"
"oh"
well.... obi wan definitively has much to learn
Anakin may be kind of a dullard but he knows his quantum theory.
With a complete and perfect set of physical laws, I can write the probability of any possible future state of the universe if I know its current state completely. But how does midichlorian physics complicate this simple reasoning?
Thanks!
Thankyou dwt!
The subtle hints that Qui Gon is just Anakin's dad and the "force dad" bein bullshit is killing me xD "that's who you got it from?"
side note: Qui Gon is the Master of Masters - so in the end, he is THE master :P
Keira knightly made for an excellent bodyguard for the queen of Naboo and it was funny when Keira and Natalie’s Mom’s couldn’t tell them apart
@10:00: Qui Gon could have said: I wasn't planning on giving him the "bird and the bees" talk or telling him the Midi-chlorianare are basically Jedi jizz. LMAO.
I've only now realized that we missed a whole opportunity for "Midichlorians are the powerhouse of the cell" from Qui
“not very socially aware Grand master Yoda is”. Beautiful line, thankyou whoever wrote that. 😊
“So that’s where you got it from”😂
Ripped out that Fruit by the Foot like a pimp
Stoned Anakin is the best character 😂
I also like that obi is really sedating anakin to prevent him from showing his angry side
I love how Qui-Gon is always eating😂😂😂
How can you be as sick as me and NOT be a master -- that’s where he gets it from😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is it sad that I genuinely get excited when a new Charlie video is posted? This content is so well written. Dude could be a very successful comedy writer.
Yeah, I'm all invested in the story now.
technically he is a successful comedy writer. lol
Hawaii leads to Spam and pineapple which leads to starvation which leads to the dark side.
How can you be as sick as me and not be a master?!😂😂😂
Totally Random Observation: I always thought it was kinda cool that the 3 Jedi Council scenes progress from day to evening to night. Reminds me of F-Zero, where the Mute City tracks 1-3 progress through day, evening, and night. I’m not high, I swear.
“not very socially aware, grandmaster yoda is”🤣
Qui gon is so funny and he's always eating.
Na gi gon deserved to be on the council and this Intro 😂😂😂❤❤
Liam Neeson deserved better
He use to be, and very well respected still even though he got bumped off it. Qui Gon was a total think-for-your-selfer half the time and often got in trouble for taking matters into his own hands, without bringing things up to the council for deliberation first, or he’d still be on it.
How can you be as sick as me an not be a master
See through you we can😂 Qui looks at his hands😂
🖐🖐
The sith haven’t been seen in a millennia
Qui Gon: and that was a lie *eats chips*
I may have been binging these too much; I'm finding myself randomly spouting things as Qui-Gonn. It's a fun voice.
The impressions are amazing and the writing makes them even better.
Good on ya palps
Love this Charlie
Every bit of these videos is brilliant. Fantastic writing, performance, editing… this stuff has me laughing for hours.
0:35 Nah Qui Gon that’s you 😂
The Dookmeister always cracks me up!
It never made any sense to me why they couldn't have taken Anakin's mother with. I realize it isn't their way (all the younglings leave their families behind), but OMF, they could have at least freed her from slavery.
I'm now picturing darth maul riding a surfboard that looks like a tein bladed lightsaber 🤣
Master mate, the best Jedi in the whole Great Britania planet
J.J Binks is crazy - 💀
I can only marvel at the amount of clear headed thought you have brought to analysing this epic… plus some pretty excellent jokes… makes me want to dust off my dvds from the bottom of the collection and watch them again…. Thank you…
I can't not notice his feet on that table now....
"the theoretical youngling massacre moves" 😅😅😅
God I love your Qui Gon, just this old school 'results oriented' badass who's been there and done it all and basically ignores the whiny kids of the modern Jedi age
"You still have much to learn my young apprentice. So shut the fuck up"
Basically Jedi photosynthesis! 😂😂😂
Hahahhaa can you imagine xD
Someone channeling their hatred into becoming a surfer
“Well on the way to Hawaii…” 😂
Jar jar a full grown elephant frog 🐸 😂 and a M.A.P.
The wikipedia cut at 8:55 fuckin killed me, I wasn't expecting that.
This plot whole that a deadly organisation might return after 1.000 years and they don’t send 30 Jedi Masters to capture him alive always bothered me
Even just sending the B-Team of Kit, Saesee and Agen would have been enough. Mace would have been overkill.
@@factfiend1000Overkill for sure, but at least the job would get done.
@@factfiend1000overkill, sure. but pretty necessary if an ancient dark side order is even POSSIBLY returning after a THOUSAND years. that’s big.
the jedi council was so ignorant to just brush off qui gon’s concern like that. but they paid the price for it eventually via domino effect.
It's because jar jar is the ultimate sith Lord implanting ideas in Anakin's head before he even knew it
is taking a Padawan learner so sacred, that even if the council says "you can't train him" and you say "I take him as a padawan", they have to let you do that?
I don't think it's to do with it being sacred; more that Qui-Gon is that stubborn and WILL do it regardless of what the Council. Its almost like in Fiddler on the Roof, he's not looking for their permission, only their blessing; his mind is made up.
Qui-Gon was known for disobeying the council. He went with the choice he felt the force guided him to make. They all knew once he said that, there would be no going back. Either they accept the chosen one or cast him out. They feared what would happen if they didn’t accept him. The other Jedi of the time were beyond lost.
It doesn't really matter anymore since Disney bought it and the dark side won.
Qui gon was a Saber beast, nobody told him no
This is absolutely my favourite series on TH-cam, I hope you finish the Vader saga at least, I'll be here all the way
Wait a minute..
"J.J. Binks" ... "J J. Abrams" ...
It's all connected..my god..
He's played meesa like a GODDAMN FIDDLE!!
I consider these conversations more canon than the disneys tv shows, at least these are true to their characters
Balance was brought. By some scrap rat from another desert did it if you can believe it. And their lazer sword was yellow, wowie.
Master Fluff Face!!😂
Qui Gon is the definition of a "Hungry Man" bros always eating
Well, he did die with a hole in his stomach
That comment was predetermined 😂
Can't wait for Revenge of the Sith reaction video!!!
"it's ten to five on a Friday" 😂😂😂
Hello master mate wtf lol this shit is hysterical
I just love how the aliens from ET are also in Star Wars
5:47 is the best part. Lolol.
Totally. 😂
I love the side plot of them dealing with anakin being regrown
I see these depictions of obi-one, qui gon and Anakin as canon.
Palps was an impatient bugger, he revealed himself too early and that's why he ended up looking like a walnut.
Anakin & Padmé. It's like a little kid growing up to marry his babysitter.
Would pay atleast $5 to watch an entire star wars movie movie with these 3's commentary... hilarious 😂
Pick Palpatine as Supreme chancellor I am sure it will work out. It's not like he is gonna turn the chosen one and kill all the jedi. It's fineeeee
QUi-Gon's defiance I sense in Anakin, that explains so about him.
Since when is earth is the Star Wars galaxy….. unless they’ve been ignoring us for years to troll us
UNOFFICIAL TRAINING LOL 😂 😂 Hey Anakin don't do this 😉 😉 nodge nodge
Obi-Wan is so believable at times that it's...scary.
This is the best part of my day.
Qui Gon stay grubbing 😂😂😂
"The road to Hawaii has begun." These lines are so good.
3:26 Obi-Wan, talking about shme like that killed me😂
This shit is hilarious, it's like a mad TV quality snl skit with a real star and it goes on for 10+ mins, 😅😅 absolutely incredible 👏 🙌 like every joke Lands 💣 they're killing it
5:20 'Who did they go for'? Oh god! your too funny!
Padme as Elizabeth Holmes. BRUTAL 😂🔥
I like the sub plot of how their Bacta Clone of Anakin isn't quite right.
So, while he remembers most of this stuff, it's clear that his input needs to be taken with a lotta seasoning.