"Welcome to PolyBridge 2, the only game where you can spend tax-paying dollars to make a 300-pound man named Bubba do infinite backflips in his lube truck, yet still call it a "bridge""
in spirit of the new episodes of poly bridge 3 i chose to record the money contained in the good captain's embezzlement slush fund of poly bridge 2 (hope you enjoy) the most money embezzled in a single episode was episode 2 with a total of $56,349 from 9 different levels the most money embezzled from this episode was $12,061 from the first level of that episode and the least being $1505. the least money embezzled from a single episode was episode 11 with only $6,497 embezzled the most in a single level of that episode was $4,437 and the least being $454. the levels with the most money being embezzled is $49,584 at 1st place with the first level of episode 12, 2nd place is at $22,260 in the third level of episode 6, and 3rd place going to $15,854 during the first level of episode 10. and the least amounts being 1st place with $0 when he used the exact amount of money in his budget in the last level (sixth) of episode 7, 2nd place being $3 in the fourth level of episode 10, 3rd place being $7 in the last level (sixth) of episode 8 , 4th place being $37 third level of episode 10 and finally 5th place for $40 in the forth level of episode 6. and the grand total of the "captainsauce under budget and unbreaking poly bridge 2 slush fund is (drum roll please) $393,037
Sauce, Solar Smash got an update! NEW PLANETS AND A NEW WEAPON! Secret Planets btw. Wont spoil how to get them tho. Here's hints! 1. Pancake 2. Freezer 3. Purple Man 4. Donut
As a person who has tried fly planes under and though bridges in videogames and almost always either ended up swimming or a ball of fire, yeah, this is accurate
He’s got a pretty good work ethic and track record with the soviets! I bet he could make an entire playlist named “Commie games” and there would be hours upon hours worth of videos!
My Teacher: If the tank fills at a constant rate of 3 liters per minute, how much would be in the tank after 19 minutes? Me after an hour in math class: *hopefully enough to drown myself*
"It seems like the Monopoly Man is too distracted with exploiting the working class to realize that his final destination is within a fart's distance behind him."
To cap: I want you to know how much you mean to me and your community I am currently 14 and have been watching since age 9 and your videos still bring me a smile no matter how worthless haters might make you feel, you have the power to make a person light up with joy every single time they see you. You are the best
I wonder if CaptainSauce will ever return to Scrap Mechanic because his videos on it were really entertaining. Also, the new survival mode aspect is something to take a look at for sure.
Hey Cap this is a really good study tool because I’m taking a geometry exam tomorrow thanks man I’ll edit the comment and let you know the score! Edit: Forgot about this comment but I needed a 60 to pass the class and I got a 61!
Here's a quick tip for you Cap - muscle supports. When your only issue with a bridge is a single piece of metal (or wood) breaking, just replace that one segment with two fairly skinny triangles. (visually, this would like it going from -- to ) This is a significantly stronger segment, and is really easy to add into an almost working bridge for a quick fix. It probably would have worked for that last level, for when you first got the swapping spring direction working, when the only thing that broke was a single piece of metal.
Seeing these Poly Bridge Videos is amazing, and its what i mainly watch (Other than tabs) here. Please continue playign this or tabs after you have completed both :)
If your bridge has to get nut-to-butt with an actively flying plane in any instance, then it's not a bridge. It's a landing strip that cars can pass through
hey sauce what you could have done for the lats level is stuck with the design that worked and on the piece that broke just turn it into a steel muscle. more expensive but stronger
Guys, I was rewatching his knockout league vids and I realized HE HAS NOT COMPLETED THE GAME! He has 2 fights left. PLAY MORE KNOCKOUT LEAGUE PLEASE CAP!!!!!
@CaptainSauce, you can make the Bridge endure the impact by using the springs to absorb it. By holding the bottom right ramp with springs instead of steel in 18:58 the ramp would steel feel the impact but it would give in a bit and therefore increase the time it takes to decelerate the ramp downwards.
Here's a fun fact: if you make a strong enough bridge, there's an easter egg where whatever is oncoming has a unique interaction. The stunt plane crashes into it and explodes (still blows up the bridge though), the boats sink and don't break your bridge, and the fighter jet shoots the bridge with a missile.
Hey captinsauce remember that one vr game u played a bit ago, floor plan? The elevator game where in the end u made a space suit and went o space? Well they made a sequel, it’s not really a direct sequel continuing from space or anything but it’s called floor plan 2 and has elevators so u should check it out! It’s pretty cool, the very beginning is kinda weird tho I feel like. Ps. Uhhhh forgot what I was gonna say here
especially since they were really ramping up in complexity here. This one requiring an over-center mechanism (and Cap casually making an over-center mechanism seemingly without even realizing it) is super cool. I mean, an over-center latch isn't *_that_* complex, but just casually figuring out how to do it over a few hours at most (when most people don't really pay minor systems like that any mind) is still super impressive.
Deck the hall with gasoline Fallala la la laa Light a match and watch it gleam Fallala la la laa Now the school is burnt to ashes Fallala la la laa Aren't you glad you played with matches Fallala la la laa
hey cap, r u ever gonna do more vr, you kinda eneded it right after coming back. if you can see this please answer in the next video. like so cap can see\
Can we appreciate that cap has come this far and hasn't quite this game from rage I love this series and the bridge's he builds are they even bridge's at this point tho
People who play poly bridge 2 with that plane level:*makes a working arc bridge, a nice elevator* Captainsauce: *makes the plane play hole in the bridge*
Two trailers drowned round the broken bridge, round the broken bridge Two trailers drowned round the broken bridge, round the broken bridge Guess who’s back? Back again. Cheap wood is back. Warn a friend Guess who’s back? Guess who’s back? Guess who’s back? Guess who’s back? (Seagulls fighting over popsicle sticks) I created destruction No one wants to see a good bridge no more. They want money Chopped budget Well if you want a bridge, this is what I’ll give ya A lil’ bit of a build mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that’ll jumpstart this shet quicka When the drivers get shocked at the lake By the wires, which aren’t cooperating At the lake, when the bridge is detonating Hey! Stop debating Give me money, get the bridge operating Or they will be on the bridge explodinating I know you have a life miss Cheney, My bridge is complicating! Let me be me or you will see Their deaths don’t need to be on me You can’t shut me down, let me free You have no bridge, without me Get ready, this is gonna get heavy This is your fault Gibby! This looks like the job for me Everyone, please pay me This is your fault, the controversy You have no bridge, without me This looks like the job for me Everyone, please pay me This is your fault, the controversy You have no bridge, without me I deserve medallions, I can be rebellious Be embarrassed You’re overzealous Helpless I can say on my mission BETCH This is nessasary Not that scary You pollute the airwaves I’m a rebel Ask the fact: Why do you think you’re kissin my jass This is not a disaster You make it a catastrophe You’ve been kissin my jass You always ask for me (Sans funi song) I fix that antennae Your’re scared of the splinters Your’re askin for attention I’m the best thing since wrestling Off my bridge, no place to be nesting Testing please Crappy bridge? you asked for me This looks like the job for me Everyone, please pay me This is your fault, the controversy You have no bridge, without me I’m tiskin taskin You can’t talk that shet You can get your jass kicked You don’t know me Ur gae Imma listen to techno! Let’s go Give me the signal With the bad bridge? We don’t need no insults The thing is suspenseful I only had pencils I’m more than a symbol It just seems Everybody just needs me This must mean you need me Face it, you need me! Your not the first with this controversy Shut up, I’ll make a bridge for Elvis Presley Underbudget, even with shet tools, I’ll use these extras to get wealthy Hey! Here is a concept that works 20 million dollars emerge No matter how many cast to sea You better give that to me This looks like the job for me Everyone, please pay me This is your fault, the controversy You have no bridge, without me This looks like the job for me Everyone, please pay me This is your fault, the controversy You have no bridge, without me
"Welcome to PolyBridge 2, the only game where you can spend tax-paying dollars to make a 300-pound man named Bubba do infinite backflips in his lube truck, yet still call it a "bridge""
Lube truck
The only game where defying physics if a feature
“Alright, so we’re playing the-“
@@reaperyoutube5472 yes and it holds enough lube to last all quarantine
driver san francisco
“Spring and a miss” is captainsauces whole poly bridge career in a nutshell
“We’re at 2 hours and we haven’t beaten 2 levels yet”
LAMO-
@@karam_goated3371 who doesn't tho everyone likes to play games otherwise why are you here
@Deborah Ajao I feel like if you don't play games you shouldn't watch some one playing them
@Deborah Ajao yeah ik that
in spirit of the new episodes of poly bridge 3 i chose to record the money contained in the good captain's embezzlement slush fund of poly bridge 2 (hope you enjoy)
the most money embezzled in a single episode was episode 2 with a total of $56,349 from 9 different levels the most money embezzled from this episode was $12,061 from the first level of that episode and the least being $1505. the least money embezzled from a single episode was episode 11 with only $6,497 embezzled the most in a single level of that episode was $4,437 and the least being $454. the levels with the most money being embezzled is $49,584 at 1st place with the first level of episode 12, 2nd place is at $22,260 in the third level of episode 6, and 3rd place going to $15,854 during the first level of episode 10. and the least amounts being 1st place with $0 when he used the exact amount of money in his budget in the last level (sixth) of episode 7, 2nd place being $3 in the fourth level of episode 10, 3rd place being $7 in the last level (sixth) of episode 8 , 4th place being $37 third level of episode 10 and finally 5th place for $40 in the forth level of episode 6.
and the grand total of the "captainsauce under budget and unbreaking poly bridge 2 slush fund is (drum roll please) $393,037
bro thank you i really wanted someone to do this lol
“Why did I use metal on every part of the bridge except the one supporting the dump truck?”
-Captainsauce 2021
Idk
God I feel old
Captainsauce: it seems like a normal bridge
Me: yes it does
Captainsauce: ok, here's a fighter jet doing a strafing run on a riverboat
Sir let's calm down now
LOOOL
@@BruudaOsas stop
@@angrycrusader1147 wat
@@BruudaOsas AMOGUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“When it comes to airplanes how close to hitting a bridge is to close” Captainsauce whatever makes the plane go through the bridge
I read this comment right when he said it
@@zsmusicmonstrosity9913 me THREE XD
Me fourr!!!
Me five
Dude. I read this as he was saying it. I live in a freaking simulation 😂
Sauce, Solar Smash got an update! NEW PLANETS AND A NEW WEAPON! Secret Planets btw. Wont spoil how to get them tho. Here's hints!
1. Pancake
2. Freezer
3. Purple Man
4. Donut
Calm down calm down.
Awesome!!!
Star Platinum?
Lets push this comment to the top
Sounds like some interesting stuff, I'd love to see cap's comedy on those. Can't wait, lets get this comment up there so cap can see.
I love how after the intro we get to see a truck keep flipping and deforming itself.
Stop it I got here first
No one cares
To the person ubove me
It’s funny how (griffon) how you are salty about me commenting. Clearly you weren’t first. But you can believe what you like I guess. Your choice.
And then it just bounces back into action keep going like OK I’m gonna make it this time oh never mind
Anytime a plane is about to tickle a bridge, that's too close, Sauce.
Planes should not be cuddling bridges. Not forbidden love, just atypical.
That's what they want you to think
As a person who has tried fly planes under and though bridges in videogames and almost always either ended up swimming or a ball of fire, yeah, this is accurate
@@secretbaguette sexist lol
Keyword: “about”
“The monopoly man is too busy exploiting the working class to realize his destination is right behind him.” - comrade captain sauce 2021
destination
@@mohammadsaleh1998 ye
He’s got a pretty good work ethic and track record with the soviets! I bet he could make an entire playlist named “Commie games” and there would be hours upon hours worth of videos!
You forgot "is like with in fart wiping distance"
My Teacher: If the tank fills at a constant rate of 3 liters per minute, how much would be in the tank after 19 minutes?
Me after an hour in math class: *hopefully enough to drown myself*
I'm out school but still mood
57 liters
“Show your working” -every math teacher
@@purplecat6578 I was about to say that, you took my answer
@@Rednax1128 You're too slow! That's my sonic impression.
10:40 William's spine when he got springlocked.
I doubt he could always come back if a tractor crashed into his spine
“I’m the Tony Stark of dangerous infostructure!”
*Captain Sauce 2021*
A
Infastructure
Please
@@secretbaguette it's infrastructure
@@Arixandrine its infostructure XD
@@lululolly infostructure is a completely different thing, in this context it's infrastructure
@@Arixandrine r/woosh
“I’m a bridge builder not a dump truck biologist” XD
@@Sniper8589-0 I’m glad u shared that gave me a laugh
@@Sniper8589-0 did not need to see this but good think i did
You gotta break some bridges to.... Drown a dump truck
Hi I’m new to this Chanel does this guy still play battle cats
@@Noah-jl2of maybe one day he will stop cussing and go back to battle cats 😥
anyone remember the level when cap made a bridge for a bus that got 100 STRESS and DID NOT BREAK
Yes I remember
lol good times am I right
YES
What video is that
@@marcosvazquez5912nice to know I’m not the only one visiting old videos
Yeah since cap hasn’t been uploading anymore I figured I’d watch the og good stuff
-CaptainSauce 2021
"OH my gosh! I'm the Tony Stark of dangerous infrastructure!"
soooo.... tony stark
@@Trailmaker. True Tony makes dangerous destruction suits.
Someon0e needs to make that in to a TABS unit
"It seems like the Monopoly Man is too distracted with exploiting the working class to realize that his final destination is within a fart's distance behind him."
So he’s a politician now?
@@The_Artist_Official nah, he’s a wealthy man sponsoring politicians
To cap: I want you to know how much you mean to me and your community I am currently 14 and have been watching since age 9 and your videos still bring me a smile no matter how worthless haters might make you feel, you have the power to make a person light up with joy every single time they see you. You are the best
I wonder if CaptainSauce will ever return to Scrap Mechanic because his videos on it were really entertaining. Also, the new survival mode aspect is something to take a look at for sure.
Yeah
Yay more poly bridge and that was really really close one in the intro good job cap
"The concept of the bridge seems easy anough" famous last words
Hey Cap this is a really good study tool because I’m taking a geometry exam tomorrow thanks man I’ll edit the comment and let you know the score!
Edit: Forgot about this comment but I needed a 60 to pass the class and I got a 61!
You better
If you don’t I’ll explode
Wish you luck!!!
Good luck!
you better give us that score(trying not be rude)
“We’re gonna CSI Miami it” immediately breaks
I'm so glad he brought this back!! he should definitely bring this back often. I totally forgot about this game
“You either make it, or you don’t make it there is no try”
-Yoda
I'm fighting depression, anxiety, and stress. These videos get me through the day. So thank you
“As much as this game makes me want to build myself a perfect triangle to supuku myself with, I think I might just disconnect” -Captain Sauce 2021
How better could my day get!? I’ve been watching cap’s videos all day and he uploads!
Bridge: 99.999 percent stress. Captain sauce: “yea this is fine.”
The fact that the truck with the gasoline (most likely) does not blow up after the loop is...amazing!
Cap played poly bridge so much that he learned the power to broke time and space in poly bridge
Here's a quick tip for you Cap - muscle supports. When your only issue with a bridge is a single piece of metal (or wood) breaking, just replace that one segment with two fairly skinny triangles. (visually, this would like it going from -- to ) This is a significantly stronger segment, and is really easy to add into an almost working bridge for a quick fix. It probably would have worked for that last level, for when you first got the swapping spring direction working, when the only thing that broke was a single piece of metal.
you gotta give it to Sauce, he got that clutch real nice.
The best part is that for “Spring and a Miss”, he keeps making adjustments to cope with the van and it just ends up being worse
WE DONT NEED BRAIN CELLS WERE WE'RE GOING!
I just summed up every single video ever done on poly bridge.
*where
@@jc___underscore___ WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO CORRECT ME! IF ITS A SPELLING ARROR, IT SHOULD ADD TO THE JOKE!
@@waspshower probably becasue they don't get the joke of adding a slight mistake to a sentence.
@@RGBCuber question. Are you agreeing with me?
@@waspshower i'm more of the supportive neutral zone.
Your the one youtuber that I can binge watch without getting bored. Thank you for uploading !
You're
Can we just get a plaque of all Sauces quotes.
Gotta appreciate the SCP reference 3:02
Hello I saw this comment
And I liked it
20:45
20:40
@Andrew Pavidis no because he mentioned children's toys which may be a reference to Dr. Wondertainment
Sauce is gonna be Tony's Infrastructurer...
Best TH-camr hands down
Yes, Captian, you are the Tony Stark of dangerous infistructure.
Omg he my brain box
@@cosmicthief6667 Yes, I see that I need to release proper grammar into that pea brain now.
Thank you for having this channel exist it has given me a laugh every so often which helps a lot with shit going on with my life and thank you
Sorry if that was depressing
"69.420 potatoes worth of contraction."
Great choice of words there cap.
Seeing these Poly Bridge Videos is amazing, and its what i mainly watch (Other than tabs) here. Please continue playign this or tabs after you have completed both :)
I remember when we could do a thing like this and not be ready to get every shot in existence
If your bridge has to get nut-to-butt with an actively flying plane in any instance, then it's not a bridge. It's a landing strip that cars can pass through
hey sauce what you could have done for the lats level is stuck with the design that worked and on the piece that broke just turn it into a steel muscle. more expensive but stronger
I’m so glad this series is back!
Guys, I was rewatching his knockout league vids and I realized HE HAS NOT COMPLETED THE GAME! He has 2 fights left. PLAY MORE KNOCKOUT LEAGUE PLEASE CAP!!!!!
He hasn't completed alot of games. One off the top of my head is budget cuts 2
I guess he doesn't really wanna do any vr right now
I can see that you put a lot of time and effort into these videos, and I appreciate it! Keep up the good work!
I was just binging this earlier today
Me too
Bing
Bing pot
When 12:38 came along I laughed so hard that tears as salty as the saltiest part of the ocean cam (came) out of my eyes!!
Shawty like a melody in my head
Got me singing like
Piggers
(Poggers but epic pig edition)
@@Crowthley na na na everyday, like my ipod’s stuck on replay
Hey cap, try using a spring on the extra bit of road you're using to catch the van. Have the spring absorb the momentum, not solid steel.
That plane is damn close
@CaptainSauce, you can make the Bridge endure the impact by using the springs to absorb it.
By holding the bottom right ramp with springs instead of steel in 18:58 the ramp would steel feel the impact but it would give in a bit and therefore increase the time it takes to decelerate the ramp downwards.
I need more crossout please cap
10:11 beautiful love the comparison
Here's a fun fact: if you make a strong enough bridge, there's an easter egg where whatever is oncoming has a unique interaction. The stunt plane crashes into it and explodes (still blows up the bridge though), the boats sink and don't break your bridge, and the fighter jet shoots the bridge with a missile.
Hey captinsauce remember that one vr game u played a bit ago, floor plan? The elevator game where in the end u made a space suit and went o space? Well they made a sequel, it’s not really a direct sequel continuing from space or anything but it’s called floor plan 2 and has elevators so u should check it out! It’s pretty cool, the very beginning is kinda weird tho I feel like.
Ps. Uhhhh forgot what I was gonna say here
It’s a shame he’s not done anymore of these 😢
especially since they were really ramping up in complexity here. This one requiring an over-center mechanism (and Cap casually making an over-center mechanism seemingly without even realizing it) is super cool. I mean, an over-center latch isn't *_that_* complex, but just casually figuring out how to do it over a few hours at most (when most people don't really pay minor systems like that any mind) is still super impressive.
Deck the hall with gasoline
Fallala la la laa
Light a match and watch it gleam
Fallala la la laa
Now the school is burnt to ashes
Fallala la la laa
Aren't you glad you played with matches
Fallala la la laa
Rose's are red
Violets are blue
Play more slime rancher
Before posting something new
hey cap, r u ever gonna do more vr, you kinda eneded it right after coming back. if you can see this please answer in the next video. like so cap can see\
Yah his last vr video was on the new update on vacation simulation and I would love more of it
6:15 Yes, And We Love You Both 3000
“I’m a bridge builder, not a dump truck biologist”
Can we appreciate that cap has come this far and hasn't quite this game from rage I love this series and the bridge's he builds are they even bridge's at this point tho
Day 33 of asking CaptainSauce to change his name to Sauce Daddy.
Ok wtf😂
No
@@kevinnixon7719 damn.
I would love to see a compilation of the attempts in those hours it takes to make these vids
I had the opportunity to be first...yet i slipped and cleared the notification ;-;
People who play poly bridge 2 with that plane level:*makes a working arc bridge, a nice elevator*
Captainsauce: *makes the plane play hole in the bridge*
IT HAS BEEN 31 SECONDS HOW ARE THE 76 COMMENTS
Thank captainsauce, fans for keeping the series going👍🏻
Nobody can and will have enough of this amazing man
16:50 i'm gonna be 100% honest, this idea is genius!
these videos just have me rewinding them over and over because they are sooo goddamn good
This and the Bossa Studios games are my favorite series
captian sauce needing that lube truck from the intro to help with that plane
Loved the video CaptainSauce! Please keep playing TABS, Poly Bridge 2, Firework Mania, and Boris the Rocket!
The commitment it takes to return to this game again and again with no regard for his sanity is astounding.
I love this entire series
This is my favourite series from you! Could you also please try Stardew Valley once??
“300 pound man named Bubba do infinite backflips in his lubetruck”
-Tony Stark of Dangerous Infrastructure 2021
No worries about delayed days, after spending hours struggling on a bridge I'll take a break too.
That plane bridge is definitely one of the modern marvels of engineering! And speaking of special numbers, I'm comment 573!
I know you put in a lot of work but I do enjoy watching you. Keep up the great work.
As accurate as tabs is a fucking understatement
This is glorious
i really love how much sarcasm captain has
Love this
Captainsauce is A class Bridge builder
That plane pilot has extremely good precision to Tetris its way through that bridge
Imagine you're flying a plane, and then you see a bridge suddenly appears out of thin air in front of you.
inded
Normal people: *Spend hours making actual good bridges*
CaptainSauce: *I am the bill gates of bad ideas*
“ I’m the Tony Stark of dangerous infrastructure”
-CaptainSauce 2020
Yay another video from the captain
Edit: I can’t believe I’ve been watching for three years
You made your account two years ago...
@@ben_dover97 I just watched TH-cam without a account
Spring and a miss was honestly genius
tony stark is the tony stark of sketchy infrastructure
“I’m the Tony Stark of dangerous infrastructure.” -Captainsauce
Bruv remember the time some bush camper shot u but u were running juggernaut
God this series. I feel bad laughing so much because this would literally make me crazy if I was the one playing. 😅
Two trailers drowned round the broken bridge, round the broken bridge
Two trailers drowned round the broken bridge, round the broken bridge
Guess who’s back?
Back again.
Cheap wood is back.
Warn a friend
Guess who’s back?
Guess who’s back?
Guess who’s back?
Guess who’s back?
(Seagulls fighting over popsicle sticks)
I created destruction
No one wants to see a good bridge no more.
They want money
Chopped budget
Well if you want a bridge, this is what I’ll give ya
A lil’ bit of a build mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that’ll jumpstart this shet quicka
When the drivers get shocked at the lake
By the wires, which aren’t cooperating
At the lake, when the bridge is detonating
Hey!
Stop debating
Give me money, get the bridge operating
Or they will be on the bridge explodinating
I know you have a life miss Cheney,
My bridge is complicating!
Let me be me or you will see
Their deaths don’t need to be on me
You can’t shut me down, let me free
You have no bridge, without me
Get ready, this is gonna get heavy
This is your fault Gibby!
This looks like the job for me
Everyone, please pay me
This is your fault, the controversy
You have no bridge, without me
This looks like the job for me
Everyone, please pay me
This is your fault, the controversy
You have no bridge, without me
I deserve medallions,
I can be rebellious
Be embarrassed
You’re overzealous
Helpless
I can say on my mission
BETCH
This is nessasary
Not that scary
You pollute the airwaves
I’m a rebel
Ask the fact:
Why do you think you’re kissin my jass
This is not a disaster
You make it a catastrophe
You’ve been kissin my jass
You always ask for me
(Sans funi song)
I fix that antennae
Your’re scared of the splinters
Your’re askin for attention
I’m the best thing since wrestling
Off my bridge, no place to be nesting
Testing please
Crappy bridge? you asked for me
This looks like the job for me
Everyone, please pay me
This is your fault, the controversy
You have no bridge, without me
I’m tiskin taskin
You can’t talk that shet
You can get your jass kicked
You don’t know me
Ur gae
Imma listen to techno!
Let’s go
Give me the signal
With the bad bridge?
We don’t need no insults
The thing is suspenseful
I only had pencils
I’m more than a symbol
It just seems
Everybody just needs me
This must mean you need me
Face it, you need me!
Your not the first with this controversy
Shut up, I’ll make a bridge for Elvis Presley
Underbudget, even with shet tools,
I’ll use these extras to get wealthy
Hey!
Here is a concept that works
20 million dollars emerge
No matter how many cast to sea
You better give that to me
This looks like the job for me
Everyone, please pay me
This is your fault, the controversy
You have no bridge, without me
This looks like the job for me
Everyone, please pay me
This is your fault, the controversy
You have no bridge, without me
stop
Wut