He can buy almost every organization in this world and become the most powerful man in this world. Only if he invest that 10 billions on Mr Shakedown and turn it into 9 trillions.
As goofy as this is, Yakuza 0 _does_ take place in the height of Japan's economic bubble, with people getting and throwing away money like it's nothing, and Yakuza 1 takes place after that bubble burst spectacularly.
The game: Ok and now through these tools and mechanics you can create a giant enterprise! Me: *ignores all of it and beats the shit out of Shakedowns for billions a pop*
to be fair, if using the game's best feature (the combat) to beat up an overly buff redditor can give me 10 times what the tojo clan fought for, then what would i need real estate for besides the swagon of dojima style
That’s just the material though not the actual process of making a detailed statue so if anything he probably got a massive discount considering the time lol
Tachinana offers 1 billion for Kiryu's life.
Kiryu casually spends 10 billion on a gold statue.
Flexing is more important than your life.
A statue of himself, no less.
@@nts0n Just like Nux Taku
@@Jira_the_Dragonborn no
YOU DIDNT SAY MR SHAKEDOWSN OWNING 99999999999 YEN ASSHOLE
Now we know where the missing 10 billion went to.
For real
Oof
Marina: "Oh my god! Gross! Where'd this tasteless statue come from?"
Kiryu: *cries a little internally*
Kiryu: today is not diamond...
Dame Dane.....dame Yo dame nano Yo..~
@@RandomTH-camUser69 Anta ga suki de suki sugite
.... dore dake tsuyoi osake de mo
@@Kono_Dio-Da yumenagai, omoide ga
Baka mitai
So that's where he got his inspiration for Baka Mitai😂
Kiryu in the ending of 0: Oi Nishiki, i don't have any money!
Also Kiryu:
Nishiki: god damn it
He spend it on the status
*COMPLETE DOMINATION*
**(insert name) King just sits on the floor in defeat**
😂😂😂😂😂
Marina has no taste for the finer things
And she asks why Kiryu doesn't have interest in her
What a basic bitch lol
And expensive as we can see...
Well she's a detective not an artist 😂
Imagine buying a 10 billions worth a golden statue and your secretary call it tasteless.
majima would love buying the kriyu staute 😁
she isnt your secretary anymore. insta-fired
Fire her
Kiryu can literally buy Omi Alliance and Tojo clan if he wants to.
He can buy almost every organization in this world and become the most powerful man in this world. Only if he invest that 10 billions on Mr Shakedown and turn it into 9 trillions.
@@trevorphilips2947 lmao, Mr Shakedown is like bank on drugs.
@@garrytalaroc A bank that fights back
Unless you come with a gun.
@@thejimreaper5014 "everything is free if you have a gun" Payday crew
*whispers* it's free real estate.
The Mr. Shakedowns were shaking in their boots
*guess who's gonna milk the mr. shakedowns of all they have*
Once you get your hands on a shotgun, you will become the Mr Shakedown of Mr Shakedowns
The 80s was truly the high of economic.
And america just had to ruin everything, then and now. What a spiteful country.
I-
Isn't 10 billion the entire driving force behind the plot of Yakuza 1?! And back in the 80's Kyryu is just wasting it on a shitty statue?! I-
As goofy as this is, Yakuza 0 _does_ take place in the height of Japan's economic bubble, with people getting and throwing away money like it's nothing, and Yakuza 1 takes place after that bubble burst spectacularly.
@@Brunosky_Inc Oh yeah, kind of overlooked that lol, still I find it pretty funny XD
excuse me, shitty?
The fuck you mean shitty?
Excuse me, wasting??
"Anyway Majima-nii-san, that's why I fired Marina"
Kiryu: (Spends his life savings for a gold statue of himself to have more popularity)
Marina: *G R O S S*
The game: Ok and now through these tools and mechanics you can create a giant enterprise!
Me: *ignores all of it and beats the shit out of Shakedowns for billions a pop*
to be fair, if using the game's best feature (the combat) to beat up an overly buff redditor can give me 10 times what the tojo clan fought for, then what would i need real estate for besides the swagon of dojima style
"Swagon of Dojima"
Brilliant
@@yeetmaster-eb1xqa Redditor is anything but buff
btw. With gold prices at the time(1988) the raw material would cost around 2.4 billion yen. Kiryu got screwed on this commission.
That’s just the material though not the actual process of making a detailed statue so if anything he probably got a massive discount considering the time lol
Labor costs.
nah, the guy made an entire gold statue in half a second, I'd say he deserves the 316.67% commission fee
Kiryu taking all kamurocho properties without any reason :
IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE
this should have been a trophy 10 billions is nothing
“10 billion is nothing “
The Tojo clan * sweats profusely
@@frostycane5134 I mean ryuji in kiwami 2 thinks of it as a low sum too
shoutout to mr shakedown for taking all the beatings, it all went to a good cause
"How did you get this MultiBillion Statue?"
"I beat up a comically rich big dude"
Mr. Shakedown: *"I'll be taking that, thank you very much."*
a substory where badly disguised mr shakedowns pose as a moving crew and tries to steal your golden statue would be dope
That's why he was ignoring you, Marina
It's hilarious that Marina's comment about Kiryu's statue is the exact same line with Koyuki about Kiryu's statue in Kiwami 2
Kiryu, that was a worse buy, than when I bought a glass hammer off E-bay.
andddddddddddddd at the start of yakuza 1 Kiryu have only 50000yen
dafug did you do Kiryu -___-
Damon Cord
Probably gave it away to other people or the Tojo Clan. And then he went to jail.
Bubble burst
Kiryu give a retirement fund to Yamanoi and the employee (include Nugget) before he goes to jail.
And like before going to jail, Kiryu has to borrow money for the ring lol
Single handedly helped contribute to the economic downfall of Japan
It costs 10,000,000,000 ¥... But I love gold so...
gpld only increase in value !!!!
wait, this was a thing? okay, time to play this game again
Exactly my thoughts, I did 0 at 100%, reinstall it the other day and find this out
Tojo clan: holy shit where did our 10 billion yen go
Kiryu: …You guys are crying over 10 bil?
Nah just beat up a large rich dude and you got isntant 10Billion
Marina's comment was funny as heck!
By Kiwami 2, Gold Statues cost a little over 800,000 yen.
0:46 that's why he never keep this company since then...
Imagine, Kiryu chooses to pose like that and hide his edgyness
how is kiryu edgy?
The God Emperor Kiryu
I hope he remembers this when driving a Taxi in Y5
Wonder where the gold kiryu statue ended up
I like to think he uses as a replacement technique Naruto style
@@pato6738 lmfaoooo
Where was this 10 billion in 2005 when the Tojo needed it lol
I like how in Y0, it's either you eat the money or save them long enough until you can buy a golden statue of yourself.
wait, there's a first person button?
Jules Fuentes Yep. Press R3, but you only can look around in one spot. In Yakuza 6 you can walk around in first person view.
@@GreenRedBlue20 You can walk around in first person in Kiwami 2 too.
@@jordantolkar2586 Yeah, games that use the dragon engine you can walk around in first person.
@@GreenRedBlue20 Ah. That explains the new combat engine in those games and then some. The new Dragon Engine is quite fun I'll say.
*Marina is now reduced to shit tier waifu*
Nice :3
bruh....de javu moment
does it do anything?
NarcoticDimension Na, just makes the office look at tad better 😀
GreenRedBlue20 That's up for debate if you ask your secretary...
It shows your dominance in the kamurocho real estate scene
how did you go into first person mode like that?
James Doakes Press r3.
Tbh, the statue kinda don't look like kiryu at all
Christ, how the fuck did you get 325 billion yen?? I'm struggling with all the real estate properties and cabaret clubs to even get to 10 billion.
I know im late but probably smashing shakedown men
I like the fact that only kiryu and majima like their own golden statues but no one else does XD
In Kiwami 2 Youda likes the statue of Kiryu in Four Shine. Yakuza women just doesnt have the same artistic taste as the men.
how did you get this much money?
Deplorable Pepe Mr. Fedora Shakedown.
@@Makareno94 Especially when Kiryu is the...
YAKUZA WITH A SHOTGUN™
@@KishorTwist nah. Just hit and run with RUSH 😂.
SPICY hot knife _SPAM_
@@KishorTwist bear hug of beast style also good
Please tell me you can do something similar in Majima’s Club Sunshine
yes you can
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Even better. You can erect a similar statue in Yakuza Kiwami 2.