My absolute favorite 2ndJerma videos are the ones where the thumbnail and title give me *zero* idea what the game actually is because I know he's going to completely abandon it for some insane tangent and I wanna see how he gets there.
@@kylelord_8573 Yeah but he also sees the word "aliens" and just goes off dude, he's unhinged. One mention of those little grey critters and he goes a'hootin.
"Oh so you guys take the unfertilized eggs of an avian creature then mix that with oily secretions until its fluffy and creamy. Yeah thats totally normal everyone in the galaxy does that shit"
@@rainbowGZUS7 I think hot sauce is even wilder, we take fruits that specifically developed the production of a chemical that hurts us so we wouldn't consume them anymore only for us to now go crazy over that chemical, making sauces to hurt ourselves on purposes
What still gets me about the "aliens wouldn't know shit" bit is That Jerma was convinced that the same aliens who masterd intergalactic travel would be fascinated and terrified by fire.
It takes me 20 seconds to order food from a restaurant, it takes me 5-10 minutes to decide on somewhere to eat. It can take me multiple minutes to choose a TH-cam video to watch. I clicked on Alien Mayonnaise without thinking.
I'm glad he's put limiters in place for the horrid loud noises but it was unironically one of the funniest things I've seen this year. The mental imagery always gets me. Also I hope he watched Paul, I loved that movie the singular time I saw it when I was younger.
I will never get tired of Jerma's contradiction that aliens capable of interstellar travel and energy weapons need the concepts of Rocks and Sex explained to them like they're toddlers.
I think what he means is that the aliens could be ludicrously more smart than we are, but simply never experienced those things so they'd still be amazed by them.
To be fair, they could reproduce asexually or via laying eggs that are later fertilized, everything on their planet could reproduce like that and sex/live birth could be a completely foreign concept to them. Geodes and rocks however... yeah those exist on *every* rocky planet that has ever been actively volcanic it'd be more surprising if they didn't know what they were
THE SAME AUDIO GLITCH HAPPENED TO ME OMFG I was fully immersed in reliving dmc3 and the audio went through the roof and it hurt my ears so bad I almost cried
The part abouting explaining "Space Invaders" to an alien reminds me of a Capaldi era Doctor Who episode where he finds out there's a _horror_ movie called Aliens because someone was trying to make a facehugger analogy. "There's a horror movie called 'Alien'? That's _really_ offensive; no wonder everyone keeps invading you."
Never in my life did I think Jerma and Paul the Alien from the hit 2011 blockbuster Paul starring Seth Rogen as the titular character Paul would be in the same video
jerma entirely forgetting that the context to space invaders was that they were invading, which would easily explain to an alien why we're killing the aliens
8:46 Absolutely bizarre to hear Jerma list my country's top beers. Those are all cheap, terrible, piss beer by the way, though they have their place in Brazilian drinking tradition, I must admit.
The event will be at: 6PM Eastern time 6PM Eastern time 6PM Eastern time 6PM EST 6PM EST 6PM EST 6PM Eastern time 6PM EST 6PM Eastern time 6PM Eastern time
"so you want me to take a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich, remove the entire sandwich and eat a spoon full of mayo"~ jerma985. i didnt ask but you put this thought into my head ;)
I was kinda on board with him defending white castle, it's ok. Sliders hit the spot the one in a thousand times you're on the highway desperate and that's all there is. Then the revelation that it was the frozen white castle... deranged human
I'm just saying if aliens were ever able to come to see us they would be much more advanced and probably have already studied us and would be like people that approach apes in the jungle. Just on a whole other level of sentience. So if anything they'd give US alien hot sauce and WE would die and they would be like 'oops' and they'd try ours and giggle about it.
Imagine explaining to an alien the entire history of the human civilization, with all the studies imaginable about all the topic that the human mind has investigated, only to easily explain why the funny sus guy face from among us is funny.
My absolute favorite 2ndJerma videos are the ones where the thumbnail and title give me *zero* idea what the game actually is because I know he's going to completely abandon it for some insane tangent and I wanna see how he gets there.
so so true
Based
So tru
With how often he talks about aliens, I imagine Jerma just watches Aliens on the History Channel while getting zonked out in his spare time
He's too scared to zoink.
In fairness it’s usually caused by someone asking him a question related to aliens
@@kylelord_8573 Yeah but he also sees the word "aliens" and just goes off dude, he's unhinged. One mention of those little grey critters and he goes a'hootin.
@@craigory8123 We're kinda quirky. 😜
God, that was embarrassing.
As long as he doesn't zerk off while doing so
chat convinced him to watch paul just because he couldnt believe the alien smoked weed in it
I don’t know why, but random requests for Jerma to do a stream where he smokes cigarettes or drink beer is just the funniest shit to me.
I liked when he was asked for a Butt Chug Stream
addiction andy
Aliens couldn’t figure out fire or the national anthem, but mayonnaise? They have that figured out.
"Oh so you guys take the unfertilized eggs of an avian creature then mix that with oily secretions until its fluffy and creamy. Yeah thats totally normal everyone in the galaxy does that shit"
@@thelegalsystem holy shit when you phrase it like that...
@@rainbowGZUS7 I think hot sauce is even wilder, we take fruits that specifically developed the production of a chemical that hurts us so we wouldn't consume them anymore only for us to now go crazy over that chemical, making sauces to hurt ourselves on purposes
they have their priorities in order
What still gets me about the "aliens wouldn't know shit" bit is That Jerma was convinced that the same aliens who masterd intergalactic travel would be fascinated and terrified by fire.
I was expecting the "I shit my pants" story to be at the end of this vid but it's not. absolutely appalling
Literally 1984
he wants us to forget
so cute how jerma pretends that he doesnt eat scoops of mayonnaise regularly
I'll never forget the video he uploaded to his first channel of him dunking whole heads of garlic in mayonnaise and eating it like an apple
@@naranciagamingWHEN IN DOUBT
MAYO IT OUT
*horrifying crunching noises*
It takes me 20 seconds to order food from a restaurant, it takes me 5-10 minutes to decide on somewhere to eat. It can take me multiple minutes to choose a TH-cam video to watch. I clicked on Alien Mayonnaise without thinking.
Some things don’t bear thinking about 😓
😢
yep
me too holy shit
@@greasedumpster9781 whoever names the videos figured out the algorithm. At least for people like us. Whatever that means.
I'm glad he's put limiters in place for the horrid loud noises but it was unironically one of the funniest things I've seen this year. The mental imagery always gets me.
Also I hope he watched Paul, I loved that movie the singular time I saw it when I was younger.
my favorite bit of this stream is when jerma admitted to 13,000 people that he shat his pants and then clogged a toilet afterwards
"Im not putting it in my mouth Willy." gotta be one of my favorite Jerma quotes.
I will never get tired of Jerma's contradiction that aliens capable of interstellar travel and energy weapons need the concepts of Rocks and Sex explained to them like they're toddlers.
I think what he means is that the aliens could be ludicrously more smart than we are, but simply never experienced those things so they'd still be amazed by them.
he is speaking from experience this is what he felt upon first landing on earth
Jerma desperately trying to explain to interstellar travellers the origins of sauce
To be fair, they could reproduce asexually or via laying eggs that are later fertilized, everything on their planet could reproduce like that and sex/live birth could be a completely foreign concept to them. Geodes and rocks however... yeah those exist on *every* rocky planet that has ever been actively volcanic it'd be more surprising if they didn't know what they were
Jerma CANNOT convince me he isn’t an alien or some creature of the sort
I'm not convinced he's of biological origin.
You remember the alien rant with the shiny rock in one hand and chapstick at the other? That was about him.
@@glitchedoom Jerma is purely spiritual
he's Gnorts' distant cousin. at least 4 parsecs apart in the family tree though
he is made up of 2430 bugs
THE SAME AUDIO GLITCH HAPPENED TO ME OMFG
I was fully immersed in reliving dmc3 and the audio went through the roof and it hurt my ears so bad I almost cried
7:40 Jerma discovers this generation’s issue understanding the concept of “in general”
I haven’t particularly noticed that before but unless I’m misremembering it’s becoming more common, or maybe I just notice it more
Can’t wait for the Tears of the Kingdom stream in 6 years
I just love that in his mind, the pulp levels are: Low -> Medium -> HEAVY
Finally. The Mayonnaise stream.
he just keeps finding things to shove in there
The part abouting explaining "Space Invaders" to an alien reminds me of a Capaldi era Doctor Who episode where he finds out there's a _horror_ movie called Aliens because someone was trying to make a facehugger analogy. "There's a horror movie called 'Alien'? That's _really_ offensive; no wonder everyone keeps invading you."
Why did jerma not do the Rump Shake?
I specifically asked for it
he only knows how to do the thug shaker
Whoever asked jerma to do the rumpshaker needs his demand fulfilled
I want Jerma to eat a slider on stream so that he has to pause his stream 10 minutes later to shotgun blast shit
I looked at the thumbnail for a millisecond and I knew what channel this was going to be on.
Mayo+Aliens=Jerma985
It's funny how he assumes a lifeform that evolved on an entirely different planet can even digest human food.
He's right btw, frozen white castle is the only passabke frozen burger I've had, and I'd call it probably a B-.
May your betrothed be barren and your harvest desolate
I'm going to perform a ritual and curse you.
jerma kinda reminds me of a gnome but a really tall one
tall???
He's that one guy from over the garden wall
@@bruhcoin2361 tall for a gnome, miserably small for a human
Jerma's skunk dream is honestly so cute.
“I’m not putting it in my mouth, Willy” had me SHAKING laughing
This game goes hard, I hope more people play it because of this stream
I'm going to love the new week of references jerma makes to paul after his new obsession with him
Wasn't prepared for just how stupid the discussion about aliens would be.
Never in my life did I think Jerma and Paul the Alien from the hit 2011 blockbuster Paul starring Seth Rogen as the titular character Paul would be in the same video
jerma entirely forgetting that the context to space invaders was that they were invading, which would easily explain to an alien why we're killing the aliens
7:59 I’m pretty sure several cities in each state have their own crafted beer
literal andy, literal andy.
it was nice seeing a family reunion for jerma, truly heartwarming💓💓
hearing jerma say brazilian beer names was so weird, now I really need to see him drinking a Skol or an Itaipava
"CRAFT BRAZILIAN BEERS AND THEY'RE PROBABLY FUCKING WONDERFUL"
_Brother no_
4:51 Ok, so the Meat Grinder guy thinks I'M a psycho huh?
The start of the video is definitely a Jerma-type clip
jerma equates secret white castle enjoyers to squidward with krabby patties
This dude said the best hot sauce in the WORLD is Tabasco
WEED
ALIEN
Eating a jar of mayonnaise rn 😊🤤
glass and lid included
And wrapper.
Grog moment
8:46 Absolutely bizarre to hear Jerma list my country's top beers. Those are all cheap, terrible, piss beer by the way, though they have their place in Brazilian drinking tradition, I must admit.
Jerma's alien speaks like ChatGPT
Someone needs to study this “man”’s genome asap
Hi Kronk : )
“you do- you douchee, you do you.” perfect
The event will be at: 6PM Eastern time
6PM Eastern time
6PM Eastern time
6PM EST
6PM EST
6PM EST
6PM Eastern time
6PM EST
6PM Eastern time
6PM Eastern time
I'd smoke weed with an alien
Nah my first experience with White Castle was miserable. I 100% cried after taking a bite
Me when Alien Mayonnaise
He’s shockingly good at this game
all while yapping, too!
Heavy pulp all the way. I want my OJ to have consistency akin to eating cottage cheese
I wanna have to chew it
I wanna drink my OJ with a fork
at this point, I just eat oranges idk
I can't believe the alien in Paul did the bird joke
Jerma would be Josh Gad in pixels, even including having sex with qbert
Side tangent Andy
You just took two of my favourite words and put them together, you cant do that!
high pulp oj is best while wearing souvenir grippy socks
This entire stream was just a top down view of this PSYCHO'S actual basement.
suprised the alien didnt shit himself when smoking , reminds me of a particular who.
jerma is a creature who leaves behind that distinct whitebread mayonnaise snail trail.
I screamed when he said San Miguel is the "most traditional and best known beer" in Spain.
2:05 now he has to keep all those promises lmao
I want Beer Centristism to be on the Political Compass.
It's on the Z Axis
Finally somebody understands that frozen white castle is not that bad it's actually good. Like I love the little simple thing
Local psychopath streamer advising the masses to not Dexter omelet du fromage yourself with TikTok
25:42 HE SAID IT
Alien mayonnaise sounds like jermas favorite food. I bet he's all over that stuff. Psycho
Seeing that commercial where they dip the sandwich in the mayonnaise honestly makes me want to retch, that is *so* revolting.
I drink heavy pulp orange juice. It tastes better. You can't claim I'm a monster when you're you, Jerma.
this man heals my wounded soul
they didnt put in the jerma shitting himself story....
this is by far the least cursed jeremy nine eight five video live stream
These thumbnails don’t miss😂
WHERES I SHIT MY PANTS
hes covering it up
8:12 he kept ignoring chat screaming Qatar and Saudi Arabian beer.
No Jerma, Mayonaise is not a food group
I can't believe the shit stain story was real all along
Yes
that game is like when I put ants in my beyblade arena
they fought valiantly 🫡
I buy the heaviest pulp orange juice possible and the only kind I like. I love drinking it like a smoothie thickness!
FBI, it’s him. He’s the zodiac killer
Jerma's brain is a species of its own
guys u ever think abt how jerma LIVES in the SAME STATE as area 51
Around 20:00 Jerma mentions his stream getting "nuked" by DMC bug or something. I greatly appreciate Jerma's precautions for headphone users like me.
the nuke stream was from the game, ive had it happen in completely different games
Jerma: "Have you ever drank heavy pulp orange juice?"
Me: "psycho"
Jerma: "Because that's how if I determine you're a psycho or not"
Me: "oh"
I love watching jerma stream edits without chat because I can perfectly identify chat's current behaviour by how he acts
Joel inspired thumbnail
i mix heavy pulp with kratom so the little kratom particles bind to the pulp and make the whole thing less gritty
next stream is a draw my life with just like a gallon of mayonnaise no markers no spoons just a MASSIVE white board, jerma and a gallon of mayonnaise
Mom just walked in and asked if i reallly needed someone to reinforce how I feel about pulp. She thinks im watching a pulp hater video
"so you want me to take a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich, remove the entire sandwich and eat a spoon full of mayo"~ jerma985. i didnt ask but you put this thought into my head ;)
One day Jerma is going to announce his declaration of war against Sealand and become its new brutal dictator.
Good to know Jerma likes it with shom pulp
I need that original nuke clip
SORRY, NOT SORRY.
HELLMAN'S
I was kinda on board with him defending white castle, it's ok. Sliders hit the spot the one in a thousand times you're on the highway desperate and that's all there is. Then the revelation that it was the frozen white castle... deranged human
I'm just saying if aliens were ever able to come to see us they would be much more advanced and probably have already studied us and would be like people that approach apes in the jungle. Just on a whole other level of sentience. So if anything they'd give US alien hot sauce and WE would die and they would be like 'oops' and they'd try ours and giggle about it.
I needed this video so bad I'm crying so fuckign hard rn. Thnxs jerma
that’s not very poggers i hope you’re doing alright!! xqcL
@Munki_ thanks lol. I'll live
@@vampiraa1001 lmaooo that’s good!! i hope you have a great day!!
@@MunkiOffline thnx you too :)
so wholesome :D
get better or else.. >:(
Imagine explaining to an alien the entire history of the human civilization, with all the studies imaginable about all the topic that the human mind has investigated, only to easily explain why the funny sus guy face from among us is funny.