It depends on the person. If you're someone who's friends with everyone, expect allot allot of laughs. If you're a loner who is barely friends with anyone, everyone gonna say "corny" and then they laugh at the insult of your joke. Life hurts man
In real life it depends on the person and how he says it... But on the internet it doesn't necessarily depends on the person and only depends on how it is written and how we read it
Sometimes, But for me once they blocked youtube so I was just on the same tab watching the same song for 2 hours before they unblocked it (thanks to teacher & student complaints alike.)
@@RhettMueller864 yeah like in my school i learned that the egyptian army burned down the grass to scare the horses of the enemies, what type of *USEFULLNESS WOULD I GET FROM THAT*
In our school we got stuck with kiddle. It was this awful website that was like Google but it didn't work. I tryed to search up what a shark was and it said there was a problem finding what you searched for. After that though, they unblocked most of the fun websites. Ended up going on newgrounds for a while after that.
I used to be the one selling candy in my locker to students and teachers. My main customer was the history teacher but once a bomb threat hit our school every locker was searched. low and behold. Boxes of world's finest chocolate, skittles, snickers, m&ms, etc was revealed. Luckily I was let off the hook since I mainly sold the stuff during lunch or after school.
used to make hella money selling candy and snacks until the b*tchass principle at the time walked in on a transaction and made me write some thousands of lines saying I wouldn't do it again
The last one is very accurate you would say a good joke and no one will laugh but as soon as the popular kid says the same joke now everyone's laughing
Everyone Asking To Watch A Movie On The Smart Board 0:01 Teacher You Forgot Homework 0:07 When She Actually Says Yes 0:23 Teachers Blocking Every Single Fun Website 0:30 A Kid After Selling Candy In His Locker 0:36 Teachers When The Class Average Is Only 100% (Should Be 500%) 0:43 That One Kid Trying Not To Snitch 0:55 School Without Sexiest Teachers 1:03 That One Guy In Every Roast Battle 1:15
Teacher: *"We Let Anybody Speak, We Do Remain Silent When They Do And Listen To Them."* Also Teacher: Doesn't Let Me Finish Saying A Single Fuc*ing Word
The sexist teacher one is relatable. I had a teacher who would scream at everyone, but would go hard on the guys for no reason. I had another teacher who was more subtle about being sexist. She was annoying, but not as annoying as the one who would always scream at us
@@zarkguy cus sexism exists for males to? It exists and it rises every year. Although smaller than girls one, it is quite large now. Ever thought why men are less trusted with kids even if they have a clean record. Cus of representation thst males are pedos. Another thing. We do suffer. Depression and suicide rates in males topple girl counterparts. 2100 male deaths for every 300 girl ones. Before you ask why the news doesn't report it, it's cus they don't care and no one cares enough to report it. Males also get sexually assaulted. Males in prison encounter, are subject, or have heard of a prison mate or multiple that have been assaulted.
1:15 i can related to this so much with my sibling, he always "did i ask?" Every goddamn time when i tell him something and i goes "did i ask if you ask?"
So I wanna talk about my feminist teacher. We where doing a presentation about a story that we created and it was my friend's turn. He didn't want to present but the teacher obligated him. But then, a girl didn't want to present and my teacher let her present the next class. Yesterday, she still didn't want to present so the teacher told her that she just needs to talk about the story and she did. It was my other friend's turn and he didn't have the dialogue complete but he knew what was it about and the teacher said that he needed the dialogue to present the story. We'll see how it goes today.
Lmaooo I was the kid selling candy and stuff out of his locker. Also made a decent commission buying cigarettes and stuff for others because I looked old enough.
Slander memes are the bane of my existence, This video is also a slander meme, every slander meme is unoriginal and the same thing. The reason there’s so many is because of how easy they are to make.
I find the best slander meme use many sped up clips as much as possible and transition to next one when the beat drops. It also comes down to write less text as possible while keeping it understandable. For me, slander meme is easy to make for easy shit and giggle... but really hard to be enjoyable when there are thousand of the same kind. It's all boiled down to easy to learn but hard to master.
@@blothamus7565 I forgot to ping you so you can read my comment above. I appreciate your criticism though. We should raise the bar of the joke, not lower it.
Haha once in middle school I was reading this poem for the class and there was a line that was like come on my back or something and I couldn’t read it cause I was laughing too hard and everyone was just looking at me but it was fucking hilarious I still think so
I remember 12 years ago in my first day of high school I heard the teachers talking about blocking all fun websites.......But me I AINT letting that slide so I did what every normal person would do. Scream as loud as I can that THE TEACHERS ARE BLOCKING ALL FUN WEBSITES, ITS TOME FOR WAR
0:01 Accurate 0:06 Accurate except everyone hates you 0:29 They actully allowed us to be on any website 0:35 This didn't happen however we were littraly gambleing at school with cards its called ''piljkanje'' (not sure for english name though). There are 2 ways to play it: 1. Who can throw card furthest wins loseing will result loseing your card or cards. And 2. it was like flipping the coin but with cards if it landed on your side you can take all cards that were in the round loseing will result loseing your card or cards. 1:15 There is a kid in my classroom that littraly in every argument says ''your mom'' Runs when anybody hits him (yes even the girls) Yea that's about it
that sexist teacher meme is so true , my HE teacher (female) asked me(male) if i knew how to brush a floor and proceeded to laugh obnoxiously with the classroom assistant(female), about men not being able to clean, if i said the same thing about a woman not being able to fix a car or barbeque then i would be burned at the stake, or have my life ruined by twitter vultures
0:30 actually that one isn't accurate, it's the county/school board/principal that is in charge of blocking websites, every single one of my teachers kept getting annoyed because they blocked youtube so we couldn't watch any khan academy videos or anything like that, and one of my teachers coworkers from her previous school literally can't teach his class because it's about cinematography, and they blocked all movie sites so yeah If you want to blame someone One of those three I mentioned would be a better choice to blame
@@donnafox3248 I care. People blaming underpaid and overworked teachers for things that the gross oligarchy of the school board does is outrageous and disrespectful. Blame the real people in charge, the teachers are powerless.
I know right? It's not like it even prevents people from going onto the unblocked websites to play games anyway. So, what's the point in even blocking the fun websites? It doesn't stop people from playing games, it's just an unnecessary inconvenience.
This just made me remember that time in 3rd grade that some bitch decided to tell Ms McKenzie that she forgot the homework. That was one of the only times I thought of fighting somebody.
A popcorn version of me exists in the net? Am i that popular?
What.
@@GregAxd guh?????
Yes
No
Oui
That one couple trying not to hug each other for 0.00001 seconds
Relatable on a daily basis 🗿
Then they break up in like a couple weeks
It takes pure motivation. You’d know a lot about that.
(Immpossible)
Dude I hug my female best friend everyday, are we considered a couple?💀
That last one is so relatable, even when the internet knows your joke is funny, your classmates won't even laugh, just to make you look like a fool.
Try to say something more true than that, you can't
@@CirnoTheFumo i farted
It depends on the person.
If you're someone who's friends with everyone, expect allot allot of laughs.
If you're a loner who is barely friends with anyone, everyone gonna say "corny" and then they laugh at the insult of your joke.
Life hurts man
In real life it depends on the person and how he says it... But on the internet it doesn't necessarily depends on the person and only depends on how it is written and how we read it
Bro if you use a joke that is in a meme format in real life it isn’t funny
Fun fact, if you bookmark a fun website before the teachers ban it you can reopen it but for only a few minutes
bro you need a nobel prize asap
Sometimes, But for me once they blocked youtube so I was just on the same tab watching the same song for 2 hours before they unblocked it (thanks to teacher & student complaints alike.)
Just use a proxy like I do.
we can play games in school's computer
pretty sure that coolmathgames doesnt get blocked most of the time because it has “math” in the name
As a student, I can confirm that our class is below average at 100%
7-B student?
@@reetasingh6297 nah skill issue
693th
I can say that our average is below 50% confirmed
Which class?
Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
So that's why we fart
Cuz we don't know who tf farted in 16000 BC
those who fail to learn from the future are doom to repeat it for the first time.
- KEN M
History is still the least important subject in school
@@RhettMueller864 yeah like in my school i learned that the egyptian army burned down the grass to scare the horses of the enemies, what type of *USEFULLNESS WOULD I GET FROM THAT*
Fallout reference!?!? 😱😱😱😱
The teachers blocking fun websites is so true
us playing krunker
In our school we got stuck with kiddle. It was this awful website that was like Google but it didn't work. I tryed to search up what a shark was and it said there was a problem finding what you searched for. After that though, they unblocked most of the fun websites. Ended up going on newgrounds for a while after that.
@@benitoswagolini3410 hey we had kiddle a long time ago
And the sexist teachers lol
You probably heard about unblocked games, it even has baldis basics on it and I use it whenever I can
In 1st and 2nd grade for me. Yawning the classroom was not allowed because it is "too disrespectful" Cause you're also "disrupting the class"
for me it was drinking water. its allowed but you gotta ask the teacher first. and also coughing too much wasn't allowed too.
@@Kareem_King *COUGH* *COUGH*
What the the actual fuck?that is so messed up
teachers at my school were okay with yawning if the student wasn't literally being loud
I once almost got dent to ISS for sneezing
I made a really good joke in the class and no body laughed when my friend made it again everyone laughed i guess this is what reality is
ooof that sucks dude
I feel that hahaha but I'm the one who says jokes louder lol
My friends are real ones, if they say my joke louder and it hits they'll make sure to give me the credit after
just have in mind that sometimes timing plays a bigger role than hipocrisy
@@slosh7072 bro yeah i also got true friends like dat
The first one was relatable as hell
We can feel it in our balls
I used to be the one selling candy in my locker to students and teachers. My main customer was the history teacher but once a bomb threat hit our school every locker was searched. low and behold. Boxes of world's finest chocolate, skittles, snickers, m&ms, etc was revealed. Luckily I was let off the hook since I mainly sold the stuff during lunch or after school.
Business
how much did you make, and what did your main customer buy?
used to make hella money selling candy and snacks until the b*tchass principle at the time walked in on a transaction and made me write some thousands of lines saying I wouldn't do it again
How could you possibly even get punished for doing that?
@@llike5497 it never happened, it's a fake story
teachers when you where a hoodie for 0.01 seconds:
0:00
Ik and my friends would sit in class with their hoodies on the entire time for the entire year
We're *
My history teacher went beyond that, he just says: "No, but I wanted to share."
The music in the background just makes it funnier 😂😂😂😂
as a student, I'm that one kid who listens to the teacher 24/7 because deathly afraid of geting yelled at
Same here
dude just build up a little more courage
doesn't matter what year, what Era, what generation. There's always that one bastard who says "you forgot homework, teacher "
Frrrr
This dude did not j say bastard
@@JohnDoe78910 oh yes i did
@@JohnDoe78910=👶
On the homework one I thought the school itself was gonna collapse on his head. It just kept getting exponentially worse
1:45 its actually true because when i say something that was supposed to be funny no one laughs and i feel like a clown
seems your jokes are about as good as your story tellling skills
Students trying not to say "who asked" and unoriginal insults challenge:
@@davidelkrs you failed
@@davidelkrs I asked
@@davidelkrs 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😐😐😐😐😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😭😭😭😭😭
As someone who likes to tell jokes that sometimes but don't always hit, that last one was so relatable
The last one is very accurate you would say a good joke and no one will laugh but as soon as the popular kid says the same joke now everyone's laughing
Everyone Asking To Watch A Movie On The Smart Board
0:01
Teacher You Forgot Homework
0:07
When She Actually Says Yes
0:23
Teachers Blocking Every Single Fun Website
0:30
A Kid After Selling Candy In His Locker
0:36
Teachers When The Class Average Is Only 100% (Should Be 500%)
0:43
That One Kid Trying Not To Snitch
0:55
School Without Sexiest Teachers
1:03
That One Guy In Every Roast Battle
1:15
One of the true slander videos out there currently
@Kase Trey 😑
I spent 10 minutes doing visual contact with my history teacher since she realized I was the only one listening 💀(or eye contact idk )
Teacher: *"We Let Anybody Speak, We Do Remain Silent When They Do And Listen To Them."*
Also Teacher: Doesn't Let Me Finish Saying A Single Fuc*ing Word
“UPUPUP!”
The sexist teacher one is relatable. I had a teacher who would scream at everyone, but would go hard on the guys for no reason. I had another teacher who was more subtle about being sexist. She was annoying, but not as annoying as the one who would always scream at us
Remember boyo, men are trash according to women.
Math teachers after giving you the hardest possible question known to man: It's for your problem solving trust me
😂😂😂 the one where the teacher was explaining why the dude farted got me 🤣🤣💀💀😂😂
Science teachers when you don't add "therefore" in your conclusion (black guy crying in shower)
As they always used to say in school
Snitches get
(Nostalgic affect)
No bi-
tches
Snitches get stitches... and no bi-
This has to be the most relatable things that could ever happen at any school
I see bloody circles, this meme happened every year and nothing but depictions have changed. I wish for this eternal cylinder to end.
Nobody:
That one kid: *stabs eraser with pencil*
That was me.
I was fucking bored as shit
That one kid roasting you in everything for no reason but the roast is good and true
School would indeed be heaven if everyone was treated equally (boys being treated like shit and girls the opposite)
Boy at my school got iss for 4 days for saying stfu and some girl said the exact same thing and nothing happened to her at all
@@zarkguy cus sexism exists for males to? It exists and it rises every year. Although smaller than girls one, it is quite large now. Ever thought why men are less trusted with kids even if they have a clean record. Cus of representation thst males are pedos. Another thing. We do suffer. Depression and suicide rates in males topple girl counterparts. 2100 male deaths for every 300 girl ones. Before you ask why the news doesn't report it, it's cus they don't care and no one cares enough to report it. Males also get sexually assaulted. Males in prison encounter, are subject, or have heard of a prison mate or multiple that have been assaulted.
Yes
School rules:We treat everyone equally and with respect.
Teacher:we don't do that here
The person who wrote the comment I replied to deleted it. This is what they wrote : "Wdym they aren't treated equally. They don't even suffer"
1:15 i can related to this so much with my sibling, he always "did i ask?" Every goddamn time when i tell him something and i goes "did i ask if you ask?"
Bro it’s so fucking annoying especially when they fuckin repeat it 11 times thinking it proves their point or some shit
For me it’s who? Cares. Even though that stopped being funny a fuckin year ago
I don’t think the teachers block the websites, the district does
Teachers can add to it
0:22 is when someone asks my italian teacher to go to the bathroom and she says yes bro 😭 she never lets anyone go she gets mad if someone asks
The guy in the roast battle is so relatable 💀
School IT people looking in horror at what all the student’s histories are:
This is perfect since this is teachers day. Respect teachers.
no
Yes
0:30 “teachers blocking every run website”
Croxyproxy: *laughs*
Teachers blocking every fun website, bro my school blocked a font generator just because the font was from a game
Bruh wtf
I think "school is hell" is a good description of school
I like how the trxts are actually easy to read without pausing the video.
"Teacher you forgot the homework"
Everyone: Angry
The guy just trying to get a better grade: *crying dude meme*
They are still annoying one way or another lmao
@@RealKingFloppa true, but its at least justifyable
I literally watched the “teacher you forgot to give us homework” one like 6 mins ago
1:10 actually felt that. Good thing you used the "sexist" term, cause sadly it's a very even sided dispute
I wonder what it's like to see an actual sexist teacher.
That one kid in a roast battle who is shouting ooooohhh on every word
As someone with a bad cough all the time, I can relate to the second to last one (I think)
0:17 bruh, cant even take trash out in Ohio ☠️☠️
idk why but the quality of this vid makes me feel super nostolgic
???
I am that kid that wins every roast battle
Also the sexist teacher one is so accurate
So I wanna talk about my feminist teacher. We where doing a presentation about a story that we created and it was my friend's turn. He didn't want to present but the teacher obligated him. But then, a girl didn't want to present and my teacher let her present the next class. Yesterday, she still didn't want to present so the teacher told her that she just needs to talk about the story and she did. It was my other friend's turn and he didn't have the dialogue complete but he knew what was it about and the teacher said that he needed the dialogue to present the story. We'll see how it goes today.
1:25 straight facts
istg teachers don’t know shit about computers until it comes to blocking websites
Even though some of this didn't happen in my school, it's too real and I'm somehow relating to the ones I didn't experience
about the "banning fun websites" one
my school took it a step further and decided to ban some websites that are actually used for research lmao
My school banned Wikipedia
As someone who finished school. this is true.
Headteachers on their way to ignore bullies breaking other kid's spinal chords
0:54 when teachers tell you stop laughing
the one guy in every roast battle saying “did i ask” is so true
Lmaooo I was the kid selling candy and stuff out of his locker. Also made a decent commission buying cigarettes and stuff for others because I looked old enough.
Gotta agree with all of this, but especially the sexist teachers one!
Slander memes are the bane of my existence, This video is also a slander meme, every slander meme is unoriginal and the same thing. The reason there’s so many is because of how easy they are to make.
Don’t watch them then
@@nojokejon9577 criticism
lmao, finally a fellow slander meme hater
I find the best slander meme use many sped up clips as much as possible and transition to next one when the beat drops. It also comes down to write less text as possible while keeping it understandable. For me, slander meme is easy to make for easy shit and giggle... but really hard to be enjoyable when there are thousand of the same kind. It's all boiled down to easy to learn but hard to master.
@@blothamus7565 I forgot to ping you so you can read my comment above. I appreciate your criticism though. We should raise the bar of the joke, not lower it.
Haha once in middle school I was reading this poem for the class and there was a line that was like come on my back or something and I couldn’t read it cause I was laughing too hard and everyone was just looking at me but it was fucking hilarious I still think so
Your teacher wants an average of 100%? My teacher is blown away when ours is over 70%.
We were in 3rd grade our math test was for 20 marks the average got 15 and the teacher Said we will never be successful 🗿
@@RashidKhan-rn4cf wtf😂
@@janetmiller9574 I'm not lying
@@RashidKhan-rn4cf my guy I get a 5 out of 10 in anything related to math and I'm happy
You haven’t felt pain if you haven’t been denied a reaction to the joke you said. It’s the worst feeling on earth
I remember 12 years ago in my first day of high school I heard the teachers talking about blocking all fun websites.......But me I AINT letting that slide so I did what every normal person would do. Scream as loud as I can that THE TEACHERS ARE BLOCKING ALL FUN WEBSITES, ITS TOME FOR WAR
The one we're they say how the teacher blocks all the websites on the computer is so true 🤣🤣
that last one was truer then what the religion teacher does be saying
Who has a religious teacher?
0:01 Accurate
0:06 Accurate except everyone hates you
0:29 They actully allowed us to be on any website
0:35 This didn't happen however we were littraly gambleing at school with cards its called ''piljkanje'' (not sure for english name though). There are 2 ways to play it: 1. Who can throw card furthest wins loseing will result loseing your card or cards. And 2. it was like flipping the coin but with cards if it landed on your side you can take all cards that were in the round loseing will result loseing your card or cards.
1:15 There is a kid in my classroom that littraly in every argument says ''your mom'' Runs when anybody hits him (yes even the girls)
Yea that's about it
Sorry to be that guy but its literally
@@bejeu4264 Sorry to be that guy but it is “it’s”
@@dwarv.I Sorry to be that guy but it's "@bejeu Sorry to be that guy but ["its"] "it's"."
nice, i feel some of them go on for a little to long but good stuff.
1:02 facts
0:29 This is actually relatable because one of the teachers in my school blocked Roblox 💀
U forgot to add that one kid who got a degree for computer engineering at age 8 and disabled all the website blocks
that one kid who always goes to the principal just because of a minor fight:
Sexist teachers one is accurate
The last one was so accurate it hurt
This video feels like it was made by someone vicariously living through american teenage romcoms
1:03 is so relatebale
The history teachers one is lit💀😂😂
Blocking the fun websites as a teacher..top notch.
that sexist teacher meme is so true , my HE teacher (female) asked me(male) if i knew how to brush a floor and proceeded to laugh obnoxiously with the classroom assistant(female), about men not being able to clean, if i said the same thing about a woman not being able to fix a car or barbeque then i would be burned at the stake, or have my life ruined by twitter vultures
Woman moment
1:46 It’s even worse when the popular kid says the exact same joke and people start to laugh.
あなたは私の火です
ひとつの望み
私が言うとき、信じて
そうしたかったんだ
しかし、私たちは2つの世界を離れています
あなたの心に届かない
あなたが言う時
そうして欲しいと
理由を教えて
心痛以外の何物でもない
理由を教えて
間違いじゃない
理由を教えて
私はあなたが言うことを決して聞きたくない
そうしたかったんだ
私はあなたの火ですか？
あなたのたったひとつの願い
はい、私はそれが手遅れであることを知っています
でもそうして欲しい
理由を教えて
心痛以外の何物でもない
理由を教えて
間違いじゃない
理由を教えて
私はあなたが言うことを決して聞きたくない
そうしたかったんだ
今、私たちはバラバラになったことがわかります
以前のやり方から、ええ
どんなに遠くても 知ってほしい
私の奥深くに
あなたは私の火です
ひとつの望み
あなたは（あなたは、あなたは、あなたは）
あなたが言うのを聞きたくない
心痛以外の何物でもない
間違いではありません（あなたの言うことを聞きたくありません）
私はあなたが言うのを聞きたくありません（ああ、そうです）
そうしたかったんだ
理由を教えて
心痛以外の何物でもない
理由を教えて
間違いじゃない
理由を教えて
私はあなたが言うのを聞きたくない（あなたが言うのを聞きたくない）
そうしたかったんだ
理由を教えて
心痛以外の何物でもない
間違いじゃない
理由を教えて
私はあなたが言うのを聞きたくない（あなたが言うのを聞きたくない）
そうしたかったんだ
そうなりたいから～
wtf
Seriously on that sexist one, in my P.E class, is guys literally have to do 3 times the amount of push-ups
As a kid, can confirm
That one guy in a roast battle is sitting beside me🙃😂😂
0:30 actually that one isn't accurate, it's the county/school board/principal that is in charge of blocking websites, every single one of my teachers kept getting annoyed because they blocked youtube so we couldn't watch any khan academy videos or anything like that, and one of my teachers coworkers from her previous school literally can't teach his class because it's about cinematography, and they blocked all movie sites so yeah
If you want to blame someone
One of those three I mentioned would be a better choice to blame
who the hell cares
@@donnafox3248 I care. People blaming underpaid and overworked teachers for things that the gross oligarchy of the school board does is outrageous and disrespectful. Blame the real people in charge, the teachers are powerless.
Bro really wrote an essay about a joke 💀
The more I watch these slander videos, the more true they become
1:15 source?
Dr Fate
@@Manedx2 nice
Ur mom
Well i did
@@Manedx2 how tf you recognize that, you are one cultured soul
That one group trying to be quiet for 0.000001 seconds (Impossible)
1:33 uhm it’s actually 16bc 🤓🤓🤓
All of your vids are 100% relatable
Ibai es tan chistoso explicando cosas en una pizarra que hasta los angloparlantes lo usan.
probably the kid selling candy in his locker makes more than the teachers
0:23 who’s “she”
She
Deez nuts
Same question
bruh are you actually that dumb
1:02 is the most relatable thing I have ever seen
The teachers blocking all fun websites actually hurt
I know right? It's not like it even prevents people from going onto the unblocked websites to play games anyway.
So, what's the point in even blocking the fun websites? It doesn't stop people from playing games, it's just an unnecessary inconvenience.
This just made me remember that time in 3rd grade that some bitch decided to tell Ms McKenzie that she forgot the homework. That was one of the only times I thought of fighting somebody.