[Vinesauce] Vinny - Mental Gear Solid 2

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  • The next chapter in the Metal Gear Solid series turns out to be a wild ride, with the reveal of The Patriots and the birth of Raiden's Hog.
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  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3853

    Colonel we’ve managed to avoid committing inhale water

    • @OptiJams
      @OptiJams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Interesting Sydney profile pic

    • @sonicplys64
      @sonicplys64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@OptiJams probably some Japanese cartoon porno or something

    • @factcore2630
      @factcore2630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      The wild boar, also known as the wild swine, Eurasian wild pig, or simply wild pig, is a suid native to much of Eurasia, North Africa, and the Greater Sunda Islands

    • @rosscampbell7357
      @rosscampbell7357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i swear I just saw a comment from u on an scp video making a do you wish to rp joke and I was like is he talkin bout vinny and now I know lmao

    • @doctordeath2419
      @doctordeath2419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You aren't funny stop trying to be funny.

  • @wombocorp
    @wombocorp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1967

    during his mission raiden got stripped naked, manipulated by everyone around him, got pissed on, and slipped on bird poo
    he had a hard life.

    • @xlawxc
      @xlawxc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      wombocorp And then became a Cyborg Ninja, because.

    • @incelliousthewizard7883
      @incelliousthewizard7883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      @@xlawxc and then spent a good chunk of his life believing that the colonel was fucking his wife.

    • @johngoodman5976
      @johngoodman5976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@incelliousthewizard7883 Yeah but he secretly enjoyed that

    • @johngoodman5976
      @johngoodman5976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@xlawxc Probably because he murdered a president, it's a common rule in The USA that if you murder a president or you're father figure you get killed and ressurected as a cyborg
      Solidus Snake is both to Raiden so he gets new cyborg suits for *eternal" life...

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's the life Binny led him into.

  • @doodleofficial3938
    @doodleofficial3938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1532

    "Sorry for squeezing your hog, Raiden." -United States President

    • @ShadowWolf936
      @ShadowWolf936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It wasn't the last time someone squeezed someones hog in mgs

    • @nathanielstanford3115
      @nathanielstanford3115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I still can't figure out why he did that

    • @ShadowWolf936
      @ShadowWolf936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@nathanielstanford3115 he looked like a lady

    • @nanophosis6256
      @nanophosis6256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Nathaniel Stanford Basically he would’ve sexually assaulted Raiden but felt his Hog and stopped

    • @ShadowWolf936
      @ShadowWolf936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@nanophosis6256 just like volgin when he realised his balls where a little too big

  • @Trisaaru
    @Trisaaru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2777

    *A DUD?!*
    I love this line so much.

    • @flashmozzg
      @flashmozzg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      th-cam.com/video/2gB-Vcyrk8s/w-d-xo.html

    • @Dunkiep8
      @Dunkiep8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Why it's so good...we don't know :P

    • @pizzabear9305
      @pizzabear9305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HandZ you'ree EVERYWHERE I G O I LOVE YOUUUU

    • @tailedgates9
      @tailedgates9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude its the best. XD

    • @GuyOnAChair
      @GuyOnAChair 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I dud with the best of them.

  • @Gh0st652
    @Gh0st652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1232

    >Vampire
    >Water Walking
    >Edgy
    Vamp is just an Oblivion OC from 2008

    • @cumekira70
      @cumekira70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He's just dio

    • @marianokaz1503
      @marianokaz1503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cumekira70 But don't you need to learn Hamon to walk on water? And since DIO is a vampire he's weak against Hamon.

    • @cumekira70
      @cumekira70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@marianokaz1503 can't he just freeze the water like he did with dire?

    • @doctortrash0571
      @doctortrash0571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cumekira70 I mean he has knifes

    • @yourbrainonegg159
      @yourbrainonegg159 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marianokaz1503 fdfffvhhh

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1435

    Joel has John Saint John
    Vinny has David Hater

    • @-snek.
      @-snek. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      actually his last name is spelled storm drain

    • @ImTHEbobo
      @ImTHEbobo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pajamapants Jack WHY 2 COMMENTS IN ONE VIDEO 2X THE FAP

    • @bigbro6175
      @bigbro6175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      squeeze my hog

    • @sergioescobar1391
      @sergioescobar1391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Great, now I want Duke Nukem to tell Joel to squeeze his hog.

    • @FestiveRocket
      @FestiveRocket 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Danielle Smith I wonder if you're doing this for pleasure. You have nothing creative to use as an insult and nobody except me and 7 other people will probably see this.

  • @KrankuSama
    @KrankuSama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    I'm still in a dream Hog Squeezer

    • @Hunari
      @Hunari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What a thrill...

    • @JC21
      @JC21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      (whisper) Hoggg Squeeezerrr

    • @splashor6361
      @splashor6361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@JC21 With juices and liquid through the night...

  • @DrNotnert
    @DrNotnert 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1134

    The speech that the AIs give at the end of this game gave Vinny and everybody in chat an existential crisis, it was a sight to behold

    • @KaedeLanyo
      @KaedeLanyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      You could tell from reactions that this game actually fucked up at least a few people in chat for real. Though most were very joking.

    • @ori.g4mi
      @ori.g4mi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      The ending of MGS2 is beautiful. Back in the early 2000s it was just confusing to many but Kojima thought far enough ahead and made it brilliant in retrospect.

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I was trying not to understand in order to prevent myself from having a panic attack.

    • @vanacutt1110
      @vanacutt1110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Yeah, MGS always ahead of its time, some of these things even kind of happened, and if not, it was very similarly happenings.

    • @SoraKitty
      @SoraKitty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Vinny's playthrough is first time I've seen Metal Gear Solid 2, so that part was insanely mind blowing considering when the game originally came out. The dialogue was super ahead of it's time, but man did it age well considering the stuff going on today!

  • @live_kaito_reaction
    @live_kaito_reaction 5 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    I can't believe kojima killed off pliskin before arsenal and replaced him with this weird ass Snake guy. Smh when will pliskin finally get his recognition????????????????????

    • @AnUnstableHybrid
      @AnUnstableHybrid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ikr?

    • @johngoodman5976
      @johngoodman5976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Pliskin had such a cool beard... But he reminds me of someone that shows up in almost all these games...
      Oooh! Johnny! The guy who that perverted old geezer "Snake guy" tried to steal his girlfriend from.

    • @johngoodman5976
      @johngoodman5976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      More Importantly: When will Solidus Snake receive recognition for his inspiring quotes?
      "I BET THAT YOU BUAHAHAHA CAAANOT DODGE THE HYAAARRGH!ROCKETS I JUST TELEGRAPHED HEEAAH!WITH THIS BAGAGAHAHA URGH! LINE!!! HUAAARGHH! WHAAT YOU DODGED HUUEEERGHH THEM? IMPOSSIBLEEER!!! YOU EEAAARGHUUH!! YOU EASAARGHHH!!! THE HIT MEEEE! MY BAHRGAHAHAH!!!!! EYEEEEE! BAAAH!!! HUAAAAAAAAH! URRRGH! I AM BWAGAHAGA AAARGH!!! SOLIDUS HUUUUAHH! BHEHEHEHEHR NOOOOUUGGHH! GAHAHAHAH SNAKE!"
      -Solidus Snake the *PERFECT* Big Boss clone moments after he reveals himself in a huge fully loaded gunship w/missiles confronting his next victim bitch-era Raiden, which has to constantly run back and forth gathering ammo for his handguns, Solidus *"Perfect Big Boss Clone"* Snake consequently loses to his so called "next victim" bitch-era Raiden.
      Notable personality traits:
      *Cannot spend over two seconds still without yelling or screaming a completely incomprehensible sentence since he interrupts himself with random shouts and constant sounds that suggest he is experiencing both great strain and pain from the result of pulling, pulling, lifting and pushing several large objects, all while being beaten up and beaten off at the same time, but is actually sitting calmly strapped in his fighter jet*
      *Also his voice echoes from everywhere and surprisingly gets even louder when he's flying far away in the distance... Which is the only reason you want him closer as he screams slightly quieter then*
      *Finally he constantly stretches when he shows up as parts of whatever suit he is wearing flies off into the distance, during the final battle he keeps stretching and yelling despite the fact that each time he does so, his tentacle arms fly off one by one until the harness which was protecting him finally flies off allowing Raiden to land The killing blow*
      Me: a truly awe Inspiring character, truly awe inspiring...👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @GuyOnAChair
      @GuyOnAChair 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@johngoodman5976 Incredible comment.

    • @johngoodman5976
      @johngoodman5976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@GuyOnAChair Thank you sir, you would not believe the euphoric pleasure and insane laughter it brought me to type it down...
      Not even I believe it myself...

  • @LucianoThePig
    @LucianoThePig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    I feel like if you showed someone this who hadn't heard of the series, and told them it was a stealth series, they'd think you were joking

    • @Darticus42
      @Darticus42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      LucianoThePig The only thing I know about this series is that it's a stealth game and every time I see something like this I'm blown away by its sheer ridiculousity and still can't believe it.

    • @fattesttitsincairo
      @fattesttitsincairo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      LucianoThePig I’ve never played any of the MG games and I always thought it was this extra-serious stealth action series and you play a highly-skilled badass dude taking on really important missions & shit...
      And then turns out most of Snake’s dialogue is him repeating what somebody else said in a surprised tone, there’s a character who’s inches away from being called Anime Convention, you can get pissed on, and one character dies from having a bomb in her vagina. Also, memes, the DNA of the soul.

    • @commisso3806
      @commisso3806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dan Komochi Were your first impressions of MGS from Brawl?

    • @jazpuh
      @jazpuh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I've never played any of the main Metal Gear Solid games, but suddenly Revengeance doesn't look so out of place anymore.

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Commisso Mine were, and even then I thought that Snake being found by a blue furry was out of character and silly but I guess not?

  • @lv.2073
    @lv.2073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    10:00
    “Colddrowned” is my new favorite way to describe hypothermia

  • @seattlevidya
    @seattlevidya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    metal gear is the most bizarre and hilarious series of video games that can still be super deep and serious

    • @TallTapper
      @TallTapper 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      chuu real

  • @KamiJoJo
    @KamiJoJo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    22:23 *Raiden, squeeze my hog!*
    14:10 This is why you are all here for.
    13:35 *and this.*

  • @Snowspring09
    @Snowspring09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    8:45 Through rage, Vinny transcends from Italian into New Yorker into Scottish.

  • @bootysalad
    @bootysalad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Never forget it took Vinny like 3 hours to beat liquid

    • @johngoodman5976
      @johngoodman5976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Holy crap! I beat him the second try 😂🤣

    • @somelass133
      @somelass133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      “I BET YOU WANTED TO PLAY WARIO WARE TONIGHT DIDN’T YOU SNAKE?!”

  • @dukinukireal
    @dukinukireal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    i have a daughter
    my greatest wish is
    never to have her
    or her children
    experience the horror of looping voice files

    • @spikeynay7381
      @spikeynay7381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What?! You have a daughter

    • @joaquingonzalez834
      @joaquingonzalez834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      they had us in the first half not gonna lay

    • @Munkii7
      @Munkii7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have a daughter

    • @spikeynay7381
      @spikeynay7381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What?! You have a daughter

  • @spartan456
    @spartan456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    My favorite part of MGS2 is how Kojima thought it would be funny to give us water levels and escort missions...but he went a cut above the rest, and combined them together. GENIUIS KOJIMBO.

    • @jefferyharambe5067
      @jefferyharambe5067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      spartan456 they’re not bad compared to others the controls for swimming aren’t bad and escort missions are not hard in this one but it was still risky especially considering that they can be frustrating in other games but your opinion

  • @ninboy01
    @ninboy01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Vinny’s legitimate concern and guilt after he flip-kicked that soldier over the railing to his death, just made me enter an uncontrollable coughing fit.

  • @finalninju6021
    @finalninju6021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    11:51
    Bodybuilders hate him!
    Get ripped with this simple trick!

  • @fury_b0wzer
    @fury_b0wzer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Raiden, that beeping is telling you that you're too close to the fire, and that you're very HAHT!"

  • @toxicdemon5426
    @toxicdemon5426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    20:18 i like the way he says "liquid!" It's hilariously aggressive

  • @garryfitzgerald
    @garryfitzgerald 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Vinny's Skyrim impression at 4:48 is really fucking solid. I wouldn't notice the difference if he replaced the original voice actor.

    • @slickcalf985
      @slickcalf985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      it's really fucking liquid

  • @Cyynni
    @Cyynni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    5:27 Tumblr censoring porn artists.
    7:29 Artists vs. Tumblr

    • @mr.personalspace7831
      @mr.personalspace7831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      “it’s not child porn if it’s just a drawing of child porn”

    • @nothingtoseehere6142
      @nothingtoseehere6142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't see how undressing a kid could be considered porn. Children don't have a sexuality about them and have no ability to reproduce. But I guess gay porn also qualifies under that criteria.

    • @cheezersmedia3772
      @cheezersmedia3772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They really did lose almost all of their users apart from people that think they’re funny by being self deprecating in special fonts and saying things have cursed auras.

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      just artists k

    • @Nieveria
      @Nieveria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Unrelated but your profile picture is cute. Marisa best girl. That is all

  • @Hozak
    @Hozak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I always love how at the end of MGS 4 it's revealed that Ocelot was never being mind controlled by the arm, he was just a crazy man.

    • @Hol-Horse
      @Hol-Horse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      "Big Boss later revealed to Solid Snake that Liquid's "possession" of Ocelot was a planned ruse in order to fool the Patriots as means of lowering The Patriots' guard. Big Boss elaborated that Ocelot was able to use hypnosis and psychotherapy, drugs, and nanomachines to transplant Liquid's personality onto himself. Ocelot had removed the transplanted arm of Liquid because the so-called "possessions" during the Manhattan Incident had caused an imbalance to his psyche." He wasn't crazy he hypnotized himself.

    • @Hozak
      @Hozak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Hol-Horse I dunno, it takes a certain kind of mentally unstable to strap some other guys arm to your own arm and have your voice altered in order to fool some robots.

    • @Hol-Horse
      @Hol-Horse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I guess you're right lol, but in that case everyone in MGS is a little insane with the crazy shit they pull off.

    • @doclouis4236
      @doclouis4236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Hozak He did it basically too fool everyone around him into thinking he's actually possessed. Don't take the Metal Gear Solid graphic novels/comics as canon because those are a bit narratively inconsistent with the main source material.

    • @doclouis4236
      @doclouis4236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Hol-Horse It's either nanomachines or supernatural shit. Not even Kojima knows what too choose.

  • @arccway3293
    @arccway3293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    2:13
    Ocelot discovers the dangers of prolonged fapping

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sup

    • @janpawulonduo2137
      @janpawulonduo2137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      When NNN ends and the power that you've collected through all that patience is barely to be contained.

    • @arccway3293
      @arccway3293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo

    • @Flaxdosh
      @Flaxdosh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But instead of spems it is liquid’s nanomachine matting his mind

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's white artificial blood

  • @BlightVonDrake
    @BlightVonDrake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how campy and over the top this game is?
    And appreciate Johnny as somehow becoming the best character in the series?
    And also forget how terrifyingly close this game is to actually happening?

    • @Trashboat4444
      @Trashboat4444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What do you mean by actually happening?

    • @BlightVonDrake
      @BlightVonDrake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Trashboat4444 MGS2's main plot is basically about an AI trying to control the flow of information through mass censorship. There are countless real life parallels today, and bills to strengthen internet censorship and copyright laws keep popping up.

    • @Scatmanseth
      @Scatmanseth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      >implying it hasn't already happened
      Whatever you think the government is doing is probably not as bad as what they're actually doing.

    • @sofakingonmynuts1438
      @sofakingonmynuts1438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      just think about all of the underground genetic research that is going on

    • @OfficialDJSoru
      @OfficialDJSoru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah yea, Johnny "Diarrhea Man" "Akiba"
      The best characters in media are always the weebs and pants shitters. Just look at Ron Stoppable. Went from useless to badass in 4 seasons and I think 3 movies.
      Johnny only had to hold out till MGS4 to go full on chad.

  • @farmzombie
    @farmzombie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I finally understand the origins of "Squeeze My Hog."

  • @GG.Ko1
    @GG.Ko1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Emma: You're not gonna shoot me?
    Soldier: Nope
    Emma: *_Why not?_*

    • @ewyeth7713
      @ewyeth7713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My name is Emma and I briefly forgot there was another in this game so this startled me a bit

    • @tripplordofinconvenience9953
      @tripplordofinconvenience9953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      E.

  • @Minibull037
    @Minibull037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    "I'm the front of the boat!" - Dumb Doofus, Titanic

  • @commisso3806
    @commisso3806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    10:31 15:14 Metal Gear Solid 2 is a profound and philosophical post-modern video game

    • @johngoodman5976
      @johngoodman5976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Post **Mortem* video game

    • @doclouis4236
      @doclouis4236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@johngoodman5976 Kojima managed to make everything in the Metal Gear series somehow become a play on words. It's even true with the title of each game starting from Snake Eater.

    • @tripplordofinconvenience9953
      @tripplordofinconvenience9953 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      E.

  • @rabiroden
    @rabiroden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    we need a "genius kojumbo" supercut for these metal gear playthroughs

  • @OptiJams
    @OptiJams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    If I recall, when you switch the projector in the room with all the guards, the footage you see is of Kojima's wife

  • @FalloutofContext
    @FalloutofContext 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    ...My Hog?

  • @blueducky1
    @blueducky1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    8:54
    My foot is totally destroyed.
    It was probably nothing.
    ...
    I will never be able to walk again.
    Must have been a mosquito.

  • @Marsloof25
    @Marsloof25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    That ending really squeezed my hog.

  • @ZeGermanFox
    @ZeGermanFox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    “I have a daughter...”

  • @maikomarx
    @maikomarx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “Snake's ass looks a little deflated”
    Just like in Ultimate

  • @bfnmo7750
    @bfnmo7750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Hogs of the Patriots

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hogs of Squeezability.

  • @Etherman7
    @Etherman7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    19:30 Didn't Ocelot work with a psychic in the previous game? A psychic who floated?

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yes, yes he did. Also a man who could conjure the souls of everyone you had ever killed on the battlefield and compel them to attack you.
      At this point, Ocelot is comparable to that one guy from the X-Files who denies everything supernatural despite seeing Mothman, Bigfoot, actual alien abductions, and Christian faith healings.

    • @blankpage9277
      @blankpage9277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And his dad was a psychic. Big Boss murdered him in MGS3

    • @Nilon241
      @Nilon241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      3 years late but: The 'no so such thing as the supernatural' is actually a mistranslstion!
      The original Japanese script has ocelot say something more a long the lines of 'cutting edge technology can be easily mistaken as the supernatural'.

  • @MsCounterMax
    @MsCounterMax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I've been waiting for this video the moment hog squeezing became a thing, good job bleshnak

  • @LucianoThePig
    @LucianoThePig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I feel like whoever was in charge of the parrot's voice had no idea what parrot's sounded like

  • @jonmahashintina
    @jonmahashintina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    we'll never know his end rating. But at least we know he had a daughter--

  • @mix3k818
    @mix3k818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    *_Squeeze my hog!_*

  • @user-zx6jd8hv3t
    @user-zx6jd8hv3t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    1:32 DarkSydeVine making his appearance

  • @nutbuster6697
    @nutbuster6697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    12:38 ever since the metal gear rising trailer vinny has become paralyzed, which makes him extra mad at stairs

  • @cowboycurtis4944
    @cowboycurtis4944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    9:47 "I'm the top of the ship!"
    Just saving this for my own future reference.

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Terminal Gear Solid 7

  • @moahammad1mohammad
    @moahammad1mohammad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It's not fair to have a good Solid Snake impersonation when David Hyter does the memes for you.

  • @taylorpierce6979
    @taylorpierce6979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I just realized that Otacon most likely squeezed his hog to a photo of Sunny's unconscious mom.

  • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
    @ThatDudeWithBoobs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Vinny, I just want you to know how hard my convention weekend was to try to please you. Quinton Flynn was at Anime Midwest, and I tried waiting in three different lines and in two panels to try and get a recording of him saying, "Colonel, I've done it. The hog has finally been squeezed." to send to you. The lines lasted too long and I always wound up at the cut off, and I skipped out on a panel I really wanted to go to.
    But I tried, and though I failed, I made some friends from the Vinesauce community when I told them what I was trying to do. So, the effort was not completely in vain. Hopefully somebody will get him to confirm hog squeezing success to you.

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is the past tense of squeeze “squeezed“?
      I always thought it might be “squozen“.

  • @getinsidethetanuki9349
    @getinsidethetanuki9349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    6:30 has the greatest timing I have ever seen. When he asks who? And the camera pans right at Raiden as soon as he says that. I love Vinnys sense of humor.

  • @phantomoverlord9237
    @phantomoverlord9237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    18:33 God, i'm getting PTSD flashbacks playing this part on extreme

    • @spikeynay7381
      @spikeynay7381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How many do you have to fight on extreme

    • @dudemp4
      @dudemp4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@spikeynay7381 against over 20 of them in Europe version

  • @HITARIX
    @HITARIX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "You know about chopsticks? wow, you're smart..."

  • @rchetype7029
    @rchetype7029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    A D U D

  • @JuIianismus
    @JuIianismus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:04 Vin, this is what satellite phones look like even today

  • @labdG
    @labdG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "We watched King Kong a bunch of times."
    Who watches the same movie more than once in a single night?

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think they, uh *cough cough* "watched King Kong", if you catch my drift.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I have watched a movie and enjoyed it enough to watch it a second time. But maybe they watched all three versions that were out at the time?
      But it was probably stuck on loop in the DVD player cuz Rose was too busy squeezing Raiden's hog to fix it.

    • @GreedAndSelfishness
      @GreedAndSelfishness 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fucking Kojima, thats who.

    • @CosmicWaltz7
      @CosmicWaltz7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If I enjoy the film, I'll usually watch it twice in a sitting. First is to absorb the story and atmosphere; second is to focus on scenery, camerawork, audio, and any foreshadowing I'm now aware of. But, that's really only the first time I watch a film. Also, "a bunch of times" implies at least three viewings to me, which is a bit strange.

  • @eckitronix
    @eckitronix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "wait he's walking?"
    i mean you didn't inform him you shot his legs yet

  • @blankpage9277
    @blankpage9277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The dialogue between Rose and Raiden is extra painful even for a Kojima game.

    • @BareBandSubscription
      @BareBandSubscription ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s hilarious, though. The actual worst is in Death Stranding. “Princess Beach” gave people cancer.

  • @chosentonessournotes
    @chosentonessournotes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I remember being so amazed that you could shoot down the seagulls in the demo as a young kid... Most developers wouldn’t even consider a detail like that and the birds would be trash jpegs.

  • @blankpage9277
    @blankpage9277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how Vamp's lover is suddenly killable after they tell her she isn't magic even though she had lived her life trying and failing to die up until that point.

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ALLEGEDLY

    • @clanofclams2720
      @clanofclams2720 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They removed the mechanical gizmo that kept her from dying

  • @blancbg
    @blancbg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I can't wait for the twitch clips of the year thing and for vinny to have to hear "Raiden, squeeze my hog!" once more

  • @zucchini_zucchini
    @zucchini_zucchini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yeah I hate it when somebody else's hand is transplanted on to me and they come back from the dead just to posess me.

  • @wanderinghobo4917
    @wanderinghobo4917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Squeeze my dud."

  • @psychom8
    @psychom8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    14:55 Vinny becomes Joel for 1 second.

  • @jesuschirst1
    @jesuschirst1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Colonel we've managed to avoid the memes

    • @TheManeymon
      @TheManeymon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Colonel, I'm already Meme.

    • @kirbysaas7256
      @kirbysaas7256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Article 13
      A censorship to surpass Metal Gear

  • @FACTOTUM_55
    @FACTOTUM_55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Get himself cold drowned" - got me so hard my sides hurt

  • @CheezVT
    @CheezVT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I have a hog.
    SQUEEZE MY DAUGHTER!

    • @neptune9647
      @neptune9647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We've managed to avoid squeezing

  • @fable23
    @fable23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    ~game freezes during credits~
    *_"A dud!?"_*

  • @dopey473
    @dopey473 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:54 Vinny temporarily turns into Joel

  • @vitordarksider
    @vitordarksider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The La Li Lu Le Lo!?

    • @ssp9181
      @ssp9181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Patriots?
      *gasp*

  • @lukea.3729
    @lukea.3729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The video was good, but the only thing this video is missing is the goose noises during the Rosemary scenes

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG Yeah Rose is pretty damn annoying, I'm glad that part was kept out.

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG yea glad that was left out rose is the worst character in this

  • @MisterTrigger
    @MisterTrigger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Quinton Flynn is an underrated voice actor

  • @Ridgely
    @Ridgely 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:47 made me cackle, definitely my favorite part of the video.

  • @user-ur5eg3bl1q
    @user-ur5eg3bl1q 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Solid Snake, Liquid Snake but *Smoke Snake,* when?

    • @user-lq1tp4yw3e
      @user-lq1tp4yw3e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Dont forget about plasma snake!

    • @deeravengertn15
      @deeravengertn15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ohhhh my dog

    • @MrCrossa
      @MrCrossa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      *Ohhhh my hog

    • @itsjust_fuego
      @itsjust_fuego 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Dark Matter Snake

    • @NoryRamerro
      @NoryRamerro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@itsjust_fuego anti-matter snake

  • @amrowazzan
    @amrowazzan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:16
    i die already once !
    oh fug !

  • @BenDover-sd8yh
    @BenDover-sd8yh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jesus christ vinny you heal the bleed if you crouch some time.

  • @jamul_cos
    @jamul_cos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    MGS2: a game where everyone collectively hates Rose

  • @ashura9699
    @ashura9699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    MY HOG?

    • @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf
      @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A hog-D?

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf COLONEL WHAT'S A RUSSIAN CUMSHIP DOING HERE

  • @KaedeLanyo
    @KaedeLanyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As per usual with every fucking Metal Gear game, this was one of my favorite series of streams.

  • @MaybeNotARobot
    @MaybeNotARobot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Colonel, we’ve managed to avoid letting our hog slip.

  • @nynjamaica
    @nynjamaica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    13:06 - The hog has sprung a leak.

  • @logancraven6957
    @logancraven6957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    22:22 - For The Ending.
    David:"Vinnie This Is Solid Snake. I'm Told That You Played A Lot Of Metal Gear Games And That You Developed A Joke Of Telling Raiden In Snake's Voice To Squeeze Your Hog..."
    Vinny: ( Holding Laugh) "No"
    David: "So..."
    Vinny: "No."
    David: "I Only Had One Thing To Say...."
    "Raiden Squeeze My Hog."
    Vinny: "Godammit David."

  • @pressurechief
    @pressurechief 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is one of the most unhinged vinny jokes 6:20

  • @Daniel_JT.
    @Daniel_JT. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I never realized how goofy this game was

  • @MrWolfSnack
    @MrWolfSnack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    3:34 Vinny is Solid Snake confirmed

  • @fateredpanda
    @fateredpanda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:01 A DUD!

  • @arctiemathe304
    @arctiemathe304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Was just watching your streams of the game, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED

  • @sinni800
    @sinni800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I played the game on PC back then. On that version the cutscenes had borders on the top and bottom to make it more movielike I guess, or to make the game more 16:9 on 4:3 screens maybe?
    Anyway, those borders were for some reason half transparent (also had other graphical bugs with the water for example). The border was also where raidens nethers were in some cutscenes. He had nothing at all down there, of course, but I saw it clear as day...

  • @VSPhotfries
    @VSPhotfries 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    13:38 Kojima predicts Trump's presidency 15 years before it happens.

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@corysmith7488 I like how when I clicked on that time stamp the first word said was “betrayal“.

  • @XxNin10dohgamerxX
    @XxNin10dohgamerxX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    16:16 I feed my son, he is becoming powerful.

  • @deanky
    @deanky 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was probably the only Vinny playthrough I’ve watched all of live, it was so amazing to go through. Glad to see such a good comp ^_^

  • @_odaxelagnia
    @_odaxelagnia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I've never played any MGS game and this video looks to me too surreal and PCP-driven to be an actual game

    • @ori.g4mi
      @ori.g4mi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's the best video game series ever created in my eyes. Kojima is a visionary. These games go way past simple entertainment, they can change lives.

    • @ignotumperignotius630
      @ignotumperignotius630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ori.g4mi This, unironically

    • @Hunari
      @Hunari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ori.g4mi Hallelujah !

  • @hips_gaming7643
    @hips_gaming7643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That guy you shot in the legs was blessed by God

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nyet, komrade. Stalinium in knee guards deflected puny capitalist bullets.

  • @TehSkullKid
    @TehSkullKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like the idea that the patriot AIs set up the whole event to be a perfect mirror to Shadow Moses, but Johnny ended up in both incidents (with diarrhea) purely by coincidence.

  • @ryansanders5362
    @ryansanders5362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:00
    *Brawls battlefield theme blasts at full volume*

  • @UltraNurture
    @UltraNurture 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Snake McDonalds clip got me more then it should've.

  • @reviewie6102
    @reviewie6102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I absolutely loved your streams of this. Papa Bless.

  • @winstonborges6795
    @winstonborges6795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jesus walked so vamp could run

  • @ZeroXionXZ
    @ZeroXionXZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I always thought the avoid drowning was a sonic joke, also glad they used the snake voice actor hog squeeze as the finish scene

  • @JC21
    @JC21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    _"RAIDEN, THIS IS ROSE."_