Hey here's some ways to make toast DF! You could put bread in the oven at 350° for 10 mins. Skillets are great as well with a little butter and some garlic powder. Broiling butter bread for like 2-3 mins will do as well. Or you could be basic and use a toaster for like 2-3 mins. The number's on the toaster indicates minutes btw.
Him outrunning the laser circle from the boss is so funny, imagine the horror the boss could feel if he was real, the brotato just zooming out of his attacks and when he gets hit he instantly heals from the dozens of fruit on the ground
Hey DF, here’s some quick tips, when playing with a low % ‘damage’ character try starting with the basic stick, then go for 6 of them, as all melee weapons pierce and they provide a free +4 damage per weapon, which means all you need to do is get high attack speed, it will help with enemies clumping up from lack of damage, also about luck, it effects drops from trees and basic mobs, high luck means you should go for basic luck damage, as well as high consumption healing, so instead of the basic fruit healing 3, with 6 cleavers it will heal 9, just stack health with just a little bit of armor or dodge and you’re set, it also effects the rarity of items in the shops and the upgrades you can get when leveling up (it means higher chances for red and purple rarity items and upgrades), plus- if you have high luck and are getting lots of items in the round inside the crates grab the sack if you can, the earlier the better, it’s free 20 materials that will pay for itself really quick.
Df heres some useful pieces of info...the shops for the first 3 rounds are guaranteed to contain 2 weapons so you can easily get to atleast 4/6 of your desired weapons. You just have to focus on buying weapons and keep rerolling. The game gets alot easier thanks to this. Also you get more of certain items based on what character you're playing so you can use that to your advantage aswell.
How to Make Toast Step 1: Cooking Bread. Place toast in toaster. Step 2: Select Temperature. Select temperature for desired crispiness. Step 3: Cooking Bread. Push down toaster lever to begin toasting. Step 4: Buttering Toast. After toast pops up remove from toaster, place on plate. Step 5: Apply Butter. Step 6: Final Step. Eat it, and enjoy your work. You got this Ff
You should try out a run with the masochist and find the blood bag so that you take 1 damage every second, so you increase your damage by 5% every second but just make sure to bring a life steal weapon like scissors.
Me initially being terrified when he takes an item to boost damage by speed, and taking an item to lose speed... Then him being completely zoomy by the end with insane speed. How these builds work out, I'll never know, yet DF once again pulls victory from insanity (and caffeine)
damn, luck, speed and damage all together, this build is very OP Sometimes DF makes bad decisions, but the decision to stack luck is definitely correct
Luck is way underrated.. but if the definition of insanity is doing the same thing with the expectation of a different result then the only way to proficiency is through insanity. You're right on track!
Challenge idea: take hands when you can even if you have to recycle a gun No recycling hands Fists count as hands Tip idea: take as many luck/tree/material items so you make more money
I have to say my favorite class is the one that can only use one gun. 200% attack speed and damage is augmented by 2. you can only use one weapon though. however if you use shotgun/smg/mini gun it’s really op.
Me being serious for once. I know it scares me as well when I am serious. So throw away your toaster. NOT IN THE BATHTUB! Get a George Forman grill and just place the bread on the grill plug grill in 2 seconds later take toast off and un plug. Grilled cheese takes 45 second max. Its fast easy and tasty. It also works with toaster stroodles and waffles. YES ITS THE BEST WAFFLE MAKER AS WELL. Step 1: open bread bag. Step 2: Put slices of bread on George Forman grill. Step 3: Plug grill in. Very important step. Step 4: Cook for about 2 seconds to 45 seconds max. Step 5: un plug grill because leaving on too long causes you to have fire damage weapon and people get mad when they touch it. Personal experience there. sTep6: Eat cooked item. Very important especially because you get very weak other wise. stEp 7: repeat when stomach yells at you like your mother yells at you to get off the dam computer.
Trees trees, the powerful shoot. The more you eat, the more power you gather in a feeble attempt to destroy the enemies that are in front of you, instead of focusing your efforts on the true enemy of all mankind... Time. I mean... Teehee, funny song!
A small bit of curiosity I was wonder and I thought itd be fun to have a couple vids or one big vid about building up one stat per game I don't expect u to do this or read it for that matter but if u do just wanted to give a little idea regardless keep doing u love the content ❤️
I feel like you'd enjoy an engineer build, I'd go 4 wrenches at decent level and 2 high level landmines. Though, I'm sure you'd find a better build than that.
I don't want a back seat game or anything but I've been playing this game myself after watching it and I have stacked those tree increasement items like seven times and it gets pretty ridiculous
I want to se how busted they can make an "attack speed" build...basicaly use a TON of the ghost flints mostly to keep building attack speed..tho knowing DF they whuld probably find a faster way XD
Why understand how to make toast when you know how to play games in ridiculous ways and know how to make the perfect coffee to fuel your ridiculousness?
It does, but the animation slowly lowers the cap for attack speed (you have to wait for it to get back before the next attack, regardless of how fast your stats are)
once i turned the difficulty down to minimum, I've not been able to go back. Also I would advise not picking up material when you can, anything you don't pick up will give you double the material in the next round.
Thanks for the consistency really love your videos you never disappoint me. You never fail to make me smile laugh thank you really.
thx for the 10
Whyd you waste your money?
@@adenmitchell7633 to support someone he likes. Better like this, that to onlywhores.
@@adenmitchell7633 who asked
@@ashkonketchup thx
Hey here's some ways to make toast DF!
You could put bread in the oven at 350° for 10 mins. Skillets are great as well with a little butter and some garlic powder. Broiling butter bread for like 2-3 mins will do as well. Or you could be basic and use a toaster for like 2-3 mins. The number's on the toaster indicates minutes btw.
Instructions unclear, became Adeptus Mechanicus and started fucking toaster.
Only on some *higher end* toasters do the numbers mean minutes. On most toasters it's just an arbitrary number to help you toast to your liking
that would be useful for him, but I think he has mentioned that he cant read
Him outrunning the laser circle from the boss is so funny, imagine the horror the boss could feel if he was real, the brotato just zooming out of his attacks and when he gets hit he instantly heals from the dozens of fruit on the ground
Yeah, felt like DF turned himself into a final boss more terrifying than the actual boss.
DF seems like type of dude to buy 15 tons of titanium that he would need in 49 years
Don't give him ideas
Their worth can only go up... Follow dougdougs example and buy bismuth if the Chinese magnesium guys dont give you a discount
@@heinshaaine8153 am I drung or just stupid prob both
@@jacobjwolf1272 you just dont get a reverence. No problem. Look for dougdoug Bismuth on TH-cam
But what if he does
Whenever this man posts anything. He always makes us proud.
Finally it’s here
Proud? My brain hurts from this man...
post content
and entertained
Yes
Hey DF, here’s some quick tips, when playing with a low % ‘damage’ character try starting with the basic stick, then go for 6 of them, as all melee weapons pierce and they provide a free +4 damage per weapon, which means all you need to do is get high attack speed, it will help with enemies clumping up from lack of damage, also about luck, it effects drops from trees and basic mobs, high luck means you should go for basic luck damage, as well as high consumption healing, so instead of the basic fruit healing 3, with 6 cleavers it will heal 9, just stack health with just a little bit of armor or dodge and you’re set, it also effects the rarity of items in the shops and the upgrades you can get when leveling up (it means higher chances for red and purple rarity items and upgrades), plus- if you have high luck and are getting lots of items in the round inside the crates grab the sack if you can, the earlier the better, it’s free 20 materials that will pay for itself really quick.
Df heres some useful pieces of info...the shops for the first 3 rounds are guaranteed to contain 2 weapons so you can easily get to atleast 4/6 of your desired weapons. You just have to focus on buying weapons and keep rerolling. The game gets alot easier thanks to this. Also you get more of certain items based on what character you're playing so you can use that to your advantage aswell.
I now understand what Team Trees was all about.
When DF posts a video, you know it's gonna be a banger
Yeah
Very yes.
The sleepless nights are completely worth his videos.
Finally it’s here
Man your builds are always fun as can be to watch
Hi DF. I love your consistency and dedication to your craft. It's inspiring. Keep it up.
"do something enough times and something lucky will eventually happen, for better or worse and....rinse and repeat"
- Darth Funny the Wise
How to Make Toast
Step 1: Cooking Bread. Place toast in toaster.
Step 2: Select Temperature. Select temperature for desired crispiness.
Step 3: Cooking Bread. Push down toaster lever to begin toasting.
Step 4: Buttering Toast. After toast pops up remove from toaster, place on plate.
Step 5: Apply Butter.
Step 6: Final Step. Eat it, and enjoy your work.
You got this Ff
Df*
if you toast the toast it would be burnt right or am i crazy
You should try out a run with the masochist and find the blood bag so that you take 1 damage every second, so you increase your damage by 5% every second but just make sure to bring a life steal weapon like scissors.
You sounded so surprised when you said " Look at all those items." It was the most inflection ive heard in your voice since ive been watching you lol
7:16 watching him not see that crate caused me pain
same lol
i always love his calm panic
There’s only two times of the day- when I’m watching DF and when I’m not watching DF
Love you content btw... Always carries me through hard times.
Same
Finally it’s here
I look forward to your videos every freaking day, your the best
Df, you should try going an engineering route. Never really saw you take it before. Possible afk strategy with turrets?
Yes, i want to see that
4:39 "Attacks have a twenty perchent chance to do burning damage why not" - DF 2022
Lol 😆
Me initially being terrified when he takes an item to boost damage by speed, and taking an item to lose speed...
Then him being completely zoomy by the end with insane speed. How these builds work out, I'll never know, yet DF once again pulls victory from insanity (and caffeine)
damn, luck, speed and damage all together, this build is very OP
Sometimes DF makes bad decisions, but the decision to stack luck is definitely correct
Luck is way underrated.. but if the definition of insanity is doing the same thing with the expectation of a different result then the only way to proficiency is through insanity. You're right on track!
Really changing the definition of insanity to add - well eventually it'll work out with Luuuuuuck.
DF is sure good at murder.
I wonder where he learned that.
I wish id see you do different damage types, I know ranged is really good and fun, but i wanna see you do some other types too
Challenge idea: take hands when you can even if you have to recycle a gun
No recycling hands
Fists count as hands
Tip idea: take as many luck/tree/material items so you make more money
DF, killing aliens with the power of luck and trees. he's channeling Zac Atwood here it seems.
8:35 you missed an opportunity to use the wise mystical tree meme
DF taking notes from the Vietnam War; utilize the trees
just where I belong at 1am on a school night
The one thing DF has destroyed tons of in Forager, he has the power of,
Yessir! another vid is nice I can sleep soundly after this now :D
Good evening fellow connoisseurs of calm chaos
make this top comment
Boss appears: *quiet*
DF appears: *boss music*
This game is so much fun please do more vids on this :D
I have to say my favorite class is the one that can only use one gun. 200% attack speed and damage is augmented by 2. you can only use one weapon though. however if you use shotgun/smg/mini gun it’s really op.
Love your videos df
Lol I love how df laughs trying to be serious about toasting bread wrong
Multitasker + Stick. Have fun 😊
like how DF used the definition of insanity as life advice XD
'Luck is all we need': DF quoted my grades xD
This magical "piggy bank" that DF keeps talking about. I don't think I've seen him get one.
I believe it was in the Entrepreneur video
BEANS (DF bestest youtuber ever)
7:39 😭😭😭 my soul
Me being serious for once. I know it scares me as well when I am serious. So throw away your toaster. NOT IN THE BATHTUB! Get a George Forman grill and just place the bread on the grill plug grill in 2 seconds later take toast off and un plug. Grilled cheese takes 45 second max. Its fast easy and tasty. It also works with toaster stroodles and waffles. YES ITS THE BEST WAFFLE MAKER AS WELL.
Step 1: open bread bag.
Step 2: Put slices of bread on George Forman grill.
Step 3: Plug grill in. Very important step.
Step 4: Cook for about 2 seconds to 45 seconds max.
Step 5: un plug grill because leaving on too long causes you to have fire damage weapon and people get mad when they touch it. Personal experience there.
sTep6: Eat cooked item. Very important especially because you get very weak other wise.
stEp 7: repeat when stomach yells at you like your mother yells at you to get off the dam computer.
Only 3 people on earth have watched the full video as of right now. DF, his editor, and whoever "Johnny Sins" is.
A bot.
I'm kinda surprised brotato isn't on console, it would be the prefect game for it
Once brotato releases an endless mode his poor PC is going to die
"We lose dmg when we get hit"
He really read it.
Love you DF no homo tho not like that.
$10.00
Hell yeah new video!
Trees trees, the powerful shoot. The more you eat, the more power you gather in a feeble attempt to destroy the enemies that are in front of you, instead of focusing your efforts on the true enemy of all mankind... Time.
I mean... Teehee, funny song!
A small bit of curiosity I was wonder and I thought itd be fun to have a couple vids or one big vid about building up one stat per game I don't expect u to do this or read it for that matter but if u do just wanted to give a little idea regardless keep doing u love the content ❤️
Df's toast crisis could be a show
5:06 not the worst life advice
I love how DF basically bullied the final boss.
5:06
Story of my life 😂
Well, now I'm throughly convinced DF's greatest power is statistical luck. It looks stupid at first, but by chance it turns stupidly strong
If DF tried to make toast, he’d probably burn down the house trying to plug in the toaster.
A turret build would be interresting but i dunno if this could work.
Please do an elemental build, it looks really fun
DF, you don’t have to pick up the cages, they auto collect at the end of the wave.
Tbh feel like the lumberjack should start with bag that gives 20 mats per crate
Idk if you take game suggestions but if you do then I would love to see you try tribes of midguard. It's addictive and grindy so I think you'd love it
*@DangerouslyFunny*
Try a build that focus on all the "Ghost" items.
They scale up over time...
Dope content and the voice soothes my soul
I keep getting lucky and getting the attract all materials. It really makes the game easy.
I did a luck build once with the Lucky character and it was all sorts of dumb fun.
I feel like you'd enjoy an engineer build, I'd go 4 wrenches at decent level and 2 high level landmines. Though, I'm sure you'd find a better build than that.
thank you for all the great content!
My name is the Lorax, I speak for the trees, the trees say can you stop shooting me please
one handed sling shot is fun. and this isnt for DF he doesnt read comments. this is for the people reading them. ONE HANDED SLINGSHOT IS VERY GOOD
me when the spam bot impersonates someone who doesn’t read the comments: -_-
Nice Run!
lol yeah just send me the pc
I don't want a back seat game or anything but I've been playing this game myself after watching it and I have stacked those tree increasement items like seven times and it gets pretty ridiculous
I want to se how busted they can make an "attack speed" build...basicaly use a TON of the ghost flints mostly to keep building attack speed..tho knowing DF they whuld probably find a faster way XD
I'm just waiting for him to do a one armed sword build and to 1000 dmg every hit. My fav build btw
I am here to listen to DF.
Luck seems to affect a multitude of things like that level 3 laser gun showing up in the shop at wave 6 lol
brotato is the most worth game. it costs like 5 bucks for tons of fun
DF should try doing a dodge build next
Why understand how to make toast when you know how to play games in ridiculous ways and know how to make the perfect coffee to fuel your ridiculousness?
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a bullet hose.
I've been wondering. Does range also affect the range of melee weapons. If so, how crazy could you make that?
It does, but the animation slowly lowers the cap for attack speed (you have to wait for it to get back before the next attack, regardless of how fast your stats are)
Keep up the good work
Now that I think about it, DF what kind of coffee are you always drinking?
Yooo I’m never this early. Is this how it feels when u send a commend before it’s been 10 minutes since the video was released
I wonder what would happen if you stacked purely speed, like just movement speed and attack speed
Who knew that DF was so against team trees
the best build you have had so far is PROBABLY the 12 guns one
i bought the game because i love your videos xD
once i turned the difficulty down to minimum, I've not been able to go back. Also I would advise not picking up material when you can, anything you don't pick up will give you double the material in the next round.
I love how DF had -40% damage at wave 2(possibly also wave 1 but I doubt it) but he still 1 shot the mobs 😂😂😂😂😂😂lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"our lazer is almost up to 500 damage MORE TREES"
Tnx for another good video DF
Love them
Dont even this flash could out run you at the end. the true I drank 10 cups of coffee build.
Really want to see a pure turret build
L9ve how he's doing his best