Aaaaaagh the horror lmao. I remember my dad telling me to just write 0 for all fields that he didnt understand. We lived in india at the time, so no US Tax returns
I don't want to get into the complications I had here, but it boiled down to having a stubborn parent who couldn't understand that I can't just put down my information in the "parents" section, even after I confirmed it with a representative
@@hellhound01 Yes and the website is terrible and only works half the time. Automatically pulling your parents tax info from the IRS is very convenient though so credit where it’s due.
Another sentence is to have to spend 8 hours everyday on call waiting for a month. You cannot hang up, but if it drops you, you have to redial and start the whole process over.
After someone decides to stuff it with non-flushable items and then poop in it, and somehow gets poop everywhere else too. The only toilet paper is single-ply and immediately entirely dissolves into mush upon contacting a single drop of water, and there isn't enough of it left. And when you do decide to flush, the toilet overflows and splashes everywhere. The stall door lock is broken. The only working sink has only a trickle of scaldingly hot water, activated by a push button that times out after half a second. The only soap dispenser that hasn't been removed by some moron has only dregs left. There are no paper towels, just a "hot air dryer" that barely does anything. (This is a combination of various situations I've actually experienced, with occasional slight exaggeration.)
@CraftBasti I always thought it was a V for Vendetta reference with the treason and terrorism, but they messed up the number and used 7, instead of 5/V... I could be wrong though
For tax fraud, I sentence you to fix the blocked toilet in the men's room, which backed up after someone tried to flush a turd on Friday. But Judge... It's Monday.
So terrorism and treason, which are worth a death sentence are just filing taxes, but first degree murder, which is worth a life sentence, you go through airport security over and over until you die from either lack of sleep, or thirst.
Or, the community service is working for a company owned by he juges or his friends and that way they get free labor. Soy to be pedantic but, think you mean juge. The jury doesn't have a say on the sentence, only on the guilty or innocent verdict.
@@mievaselli7910 Technically they do, there’s (in America) a verdict that’s pretty much “We know you did it, but we don’t think you should be sentenced because of circumstance.” It’s called “Jury Nullification.” In modern day, it’s used in cases like drug charges that were victimless or cases like a father killing the person who was raping his teenage daughter. In history, it’s been used to not convict people who lynched black people.
The trick with Ikea is to make certain that every step happens in the correct order and that you are using the correct pieces. Then it's actually kinda fun
Hitler if he got caught would probably get "Watch a childhood movie that you hate but your gf likes so you can't say anything a 100 times for everyone you killed" Hitler:"9"
I’d absolutely love spending an entire day just assembling IKEA furniture, I find it really relaxing and therapeutic honestly. I guess that’s just what happens when you grow up in Sweden’s neighboring country, and literally all your furniture is IKEA.
Honestly I have never seen such a magnificent male specimen that can make me do a back flip off the Empire State Building After i Watch a Single of his absolutely beautiful and well crafted TH-cam shorts. Thank you Lando for making me want to live another day to see your awesome shorts.
Punishment You get a new destination every morning and you need to get there on time tree times and you are free. The catch You are only allowed to use public transport, you can not use tickets that are valid in the whole country, the destination is always far away, you have to change at least 5 times and the county you are travelling in is Germany.
Stay on an airplane with a sobbing baby next to you, a kicking child behind you, and your earbuds and phone are at 15% for the 4 hr flight. Your only other entertainment is rereading the safety instruction packet over and over again.
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“Yeah I prolly shouldn’t have done that.”
Lmao
I literally see you everywhere
"File my taxes"
" end me now"
😂💀💀
799 likes and no reply let me fix that
@@Lucas44325no one loves you
@@Lucas443250 likes and no friends lemme fix neither
979 likes and one comment let’s fix that😊
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These are actually lowkey torture methods💀
Fr
How low was the key?
@@koenraadhilde🫵🏻🤓
@@koenraadhilde6
@@koenraadhildetaxes
"you can do my taxes" he really said hell nah , Id rather go back than do your shit
Yes that is indeed what happened. Quite perceptive you are
@@Boasill he quite frankly quoted it word-for-word 🤯🤯
@@anomalousanimates Indeed he had the accuracy of an Autobiography of a celebrity famed for many quotes.
tihs ruoy od naht kcab og rehtar dI , han lleh dias yllaer eh "sexat ym od nac uoy"
"taxes my can you shit" really hell said nah, Id do go than your rather back
I feel that filling out a FAFSA form without properly understanding your parents’ tax information should be added to that list
Aaaaaagh the horror lmao. I remember my dad telling me to just write 0 for all fields that he didnt understand. We lived in india at the time, so no US Tax returns
Isn't that just if you're looking for financial aid with college
@@hellhound01 yeah, which can potentially save hundreds of thousands of dollars
I don't want to get into the complications I had here, but it boiled down to having a stubborn parent who couldn't understand that I can't just put down my information in the "parents" section, even after I confirmed it with a representative
@@hellhound01
Yes and the website is terrible and only works half the time.
Automatically pulling your parents tax info from the IRS is very convenient though so credit where it’s due.
“My grandmother ordered way to much furniture from ikea and I’m gonna need you to put it all together”
The ikea part is super relatable
Comments
When there’s 1k likes and nobody has corrected them yet
YEAH NO SHT!!!!!!!!! STFU!!
Actually it's pretty easy to put ikea furniture together, just american seem to have a problem with it.🤷🏽
As a Swede yea
"You have to serve this much time in prison, but you can halve it if you do 10 incredibly inconvenient tasks correctly."
Hercules/Heracles vibes
@@charadreemurr9081even the labors number he got rigth
Just kill me now
plot twist: the sentence is 2 days
Reply 5
Another sentence is to have to spend 8 hours everyday on call waiting for a month. You cannot hang up, but if it drops you, you have to redial and start the whole process over.
Yep!😂
Ooooooooooh goooooooood thats evil
That’s fucked dude
You should make the hold music the old computer startup sound instead of basic elevator music
Easy trip to the mental institute.
Another is making them go to a WNBA game
the judge really said “your life is worth going through airport security 1000 times”
1000 times per person…just let that sink in
Another thing is that much radiation that guy 100% is gonna die of cancer
@@rag3ac334it is death sentence but slow and very fucking annoying
But you have to do it on Christmas Eve. That’s a real punishment.
Prisoner 696969696969 *Entered the Chat*
"I need mouthwash please."
💀 the worst crime them
Wait what wait no wait no what wait no wait
I wish I was that prisoner
Prisoner 420 Entered the chat
What does that mean I am confused
" *I SENTENCE YOU TO SH-T IN THE SCHOOL TOILET* "
After someone decides to stuff it with non-flushable items and then poop in it, and somehow gets poop everywhere else too. The only toilet paper is single-ply and immediately entirely dissolves into mush upon contacting a single drop of water, and there isn't enough of it left. And when you do decide to flush, the toilet overflows and splashes everywhere. The stall door lock is broken. The only working sink has only a trickle of scaldingly hot water, activated by a push button that times out after half a second. The only soap dispenser that hasn't been removed by some moron has only dregs left. There are no paper towels, just a "hot air dryer" that barely does anything. (This is a combination of various situations I've actually experienced, with occasional slight exaggeration.)
@@SolomonUcko You should be a horror writer.
@@SolomonUckoyou’re a monster holy shit
@@SolomonUckowhoah easy there satan
i would rather get the death penalty
I like how all of the prisoners always get the golden numbers for themselves.
Bro i see u everywhere
Reply to this comment if you’re not a clout chasing bot
@@darthh2026 yes
@@darthh2026 how can it be a bot if they are replying uniquely about the content of each video
lol how do you comment on every video
"prisoner 7" is funnier than it needs to be
I'm not sure if I understood there it's 007, James Bond, read as just seven, on my first watch of the sketch
@CraftBasti I always thought it was a V for Vendetta reference with the treason and terrorism, but they messed up the number and used 7, instead of 5/V...
I could be wrong though
I feel like these punishments would be more effective than the ones we have in place already.😂
Honestly
Fr
Fr
They are there's a judge who does this and it works
I love that judge
This actually does sound more effective than jail.
Right? Like unironically if I were a criminal this would effectively deter me from staying one.
@@monochaos9442 jail is much more inconvenient, you wouldn't "unironically" prefer that to inconvenient tasks
"Wow, you guys couldn't pick any other numbers." 🤣🤣
Lol😂😂😂😂😂
7
you know shit is bad when "7" makes you laugh
“Also my CVS account password isn’t working you have to solve it” would be another one
I considered this one😂
Oh you can just kill me
Woah there Satan chill
@@landokalriz I don't know.. I'll see
but seriously need hamburger 🧐
who hurt you
It's the judges robe for me. LMAO! 😂😂😂😂😂❤😂😂😂😂
“That’s a little harsh don’t you think”
“You shouldn’t have killed all those people”
“Yeah that’s a good point I probably should have done that.
😂
SHOULDN'T* have you dyslexic fuck
"Now that we're here I am regretting my past choices"
😂
Look at ur name bro
I'm not liking bc it's at 696 💀
This is probley more effective than regular jail/prison time
"Yeah you can just kill me now" lmafoo dude ain't about that life.
Prisoner 7 Entered the Chat
" Can you just kill me now."
“Are the directions straight forward?”
No of course not it’s from ikea!
“File my taxes”
“Yeah you can just kill me now”
💀💀💀 got me rolling on the floor
That sounds like the easiest punishment, since taxes are pretty easy to do
"file my taxes"
**Files them wrong**
For tax fraud, I sentence you to fix the blocked toilet in the men's room, which backed up after someone tried to flush a turd on Friday.
But Judge... It's Monday.
Doing someone else's taxes is prolly the new layer of hell that was invented.
I've been put in a trance and have been watching this dude's shorts for over an hour straight, save yourself before it's too late
😂🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Instead of “file my taxes” it should be “eat at Dunkin’ Donuts for 2 years and every order must consist with the stores worst coffee”
"you guys couldnt find any other numbers?"💀
Commit tax fraud because the judge would be charged
Man, this is brutal. Surprised it doesn't have a sensitive content warning.
😂
Lol
How does this only have 3 comments
I know right making other mens taces are we crazy i dont even do my taxes
“Happy Holidays 😊” LMFAOOOO
truly another masterpiece
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I made it 69 likes
@@memyselfandi6 I made it 70
@@memyselfandi6 thank you, your contribution shall never be forgotten
@@covalent4897 your welcome I guess 😂
Legend has it that prisoner 6966996 is still going through the TSA to this very day
"yeah you can just kill me now please" 😂
So terrorism and treason, which are worth a death sentence are just filing taxes, but first degree murder, which is worth a life sentence, you go through airport security over and over until you die from either lack of sleep, or thirst.
Idk why but just the line "and finally prisoner 7" made me bust out laughing
“I sentence you to 10 hours of the lucky star op”
Diabolical... 😱
The airport security one 😭😭😭
as someone who works in airport security. It's mostly high schoolers doing stupid things. I'm not joking.
The murder charges guy should have had to clean a hoarder’s house.
This man is a literal comedy genius
Preciate you❤
We call it "community service." Thank you.
Honestly I think this method would be more effective than jail itself
Yeah it definitely would make a lot of petty and stupid people not want to reoffend
I have never had problems reading a IKEA manual.
“Oh noooooo not my kids” *skips first breakfast*
Bro roasted him self
That’s what community service Is for. When someone did something technically illegal, but the jury doesn’t want to actually send them to jail
Or, the community service is working for a company owned by he juges or his friends and that way they get free labor.
Soy to be pedantic but, think you mean juge. The jury doesn't have a say on the sentence, only on the guilty or innocent verdict.
@@mievaselli7910 Technically they do, there’s (in America) a verdict that’s pretty much “We know you did it, but we don’t think you should be sentenced because of circumstance.” It’s called “Jury Nullification.” In modern day, it’s used in cases like drug charges that were victimless or cases like a father killing the person who was raping his teenage daughter. In history, it’s been used to not convict people who lynched black people.
@@Isometrix116 and now you (most likely) can’t serve on a jury anymore
I love the passive aggression in these videos lol
These things are relatable. IKEA stuff makes no sense, taxes such, security checkpoints take long, and hotel breakfast is way too early
The trick with Ikea is to make certain that every step happens in the correct order and that you are using the correct pieces. Then it's actually kinda fun
This video is a great comedic way to bring up the justice system and prison reform.
bro these punishments are worse then old torture methods 😂😂
For murder of the 2nd degree
- you are banned from using the spinny microwave plate thing for a year
Hitler if he got caught would probably get
"Watch a childhood movie that you hate but your gf likes so you can't say anything a 100 times for everyone you killed"
Hitler:"9"
Too much 😂
@@landokalriz "9"
No more likes it's perfect
@@theblackfangofkonohanotafu8379 you got your wish, also FURRYS RULE
@@DRUNKRUSSAIN2 what
He's totally charging you that to get out of doing it himself.
Me who always managed to make it to holiday inn's breakfast: "I am speed"
The last one is a vibe
I love how the prisoner numbers are just combinations of “69”
Even the like count
And then there's "7"
Me when The Judges sentences me to Show Results
“Yeah, you can just kill me now please” hahahah hehehe he… he…. I’m scared…
I’d absolutely love spending an entire day just assembling IKEA furniture, I find it really relaxing and therapeutic honestly. I guess that’s just what happens when you grow up in Sweden’s neighboring country, and literally all your furniture is IKEA.
Sketchy Holiday inn and you have to go to the complimentary breakfasts. At least when you make it though the breakfasts are usually C Tier.
Going through air por security 1000 times ain't bad like and paying someone's taxes vs spending your whole life on prison is actually good ngl
my mom whenever i dont do smth in 0.01 seconds
I'm not going through TSA once for anyone. Come're judge, we're gonna add another to my list.
This would be so much better there would be no more criminals
The "Happy Holidays" 😂😂😂😂
Thank you for posting this video, it's just what I needed to bust!!!😃😃😃😩😩😩
what
@@kelpze are u dreamy?
😟
CAUSE AMBASIIINNG 😫😫😫
The idea punishment would cut crime by 40% In a month
Honestly I have never seen such a magnificent male specimen that can make me do a back flip off the Empire State Building After i Watch a Single of his absolutely beautiful and well crafted TH-cam shorts.
Thank you Lando for making me want to live another day to see your awesome shorts.
😂thanks for watching as always ❤
"Yeah you can just kill me now please." 😂😂😂😂
Still my fav TH-camr❤
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"But they always end so early." 😂😂
I’d be a lot less tempted to commit crimes if these were the punishments
I love how he always has this “I don’t give a shit” energy
Punishment
You get a new destination every morning and you need to get there on time tree times and you are free.
The catch
You are only allowed to use public transport, you can not use tickets that are valid in the whole country, the destination is always far away, you have to change at least 5 times and the county you are travelling in is Germany.
I swear this had a scene where the last guy shot himself
This is worse then ten years in prison
I like putting the Ikea furniture together
"just file my taxes" prisoner: just kill me
Literally all politicians in south America:
"Prisoner 7"
Never let them know your next move.
Stay on an airplane with a sobbing baby next to you, a kicking child behind you, and your earbuds
and phone are at 15% for the 4 hr flight. Your only other entertainment is rereading the safety instruction packet over and over again.
Wtf when i saw this video the likes read "696" 🤯
Literally every parent if they were a judge😂
The amount of 69s is scary-
A fate worse than death
Man really pulled a "counter point" to the murderer lmao
Basically the story of Heracles
this vid has 690K like bruh
That last one though 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro I'd do that ikea punishment for free I love putting stuff together-
Edit: autocorrect said idea not ikea
My man's fighting demons, also known as himself.
696k likes
“You can just kill me now please” felt that
The Waffle House has found it’s new host.
The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host
Bozo
YOOOO ITS YRRAH
"quick" 💀
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I love how all the numbers are all 6 or 9 but then just 7………
"wow you've done a lot of shit" 😂😂